Which one would you choose, /b?

I would choose 2

Red button why the fuck you want to live forever?

Guaranteed million. Only fools think it would be a good idea to live forever.

>>575991782
if you press 2, you will only find out at the last second if you got it or not.

>>575991782
Who the fuck would want to live forever?

I'll take the million.

definitely the 25% chance, as long as aging wasn't a massive issue.

Million of what?

>>575991782
>Get a million bucks
>Watch everyone you love die, watch everyone you ever meet die, watch everything on the planet die, watch the sun die, freeze alone on the dead husk of earth getting to watch a burned out cinder rise every morning.
I'll take the million bucks.

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>>575991782
>hit second button
>win
mfw I realize im now poor for eternity

>>575992754
>staying in the same place
>not exploring the motherfucking universe since space travel will certainly be viable then

What is wrong with you?

>>575991782
If you choose the second you have a problem. i'd like to live for a long time but after a while i want out.

>>575992754
>Watch the sun eventually go supernova and the planet is annahilated, you are now floating in space for however much time is left before the universe collapses on itself, and you are stuck there, in darkness
FOR
EVER

GIB ME ETERNITY PLZ GREEN ALL THE WAY YOU DIRTY NIGGER

>>575992934

Why are you poor for eternity?

1 million because I have bills to pay.

If all my expenses were already taken care of I'd probably go with green.

>>575992754

You'd eventually just stop thinking or go crazy to where it didn't even matter anymore. Living forever isn't really as much of a problem as it seems.

Guaranteed million definitely, do you realize how fucking badly you would be hating life after hundreds of years of it?

>>575993202
cause me no has million

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>>575992754
>Watch everyone you love die, watch everyone you ever meet die
>implying everyone I love doesn't leave me well before they die

>>575991782
How does living forever work in this case?
Do I just become more and more frail? If so, A.
Or do I stop aging when I'm like 65 and then just live like that forever? If so, B.

>>575992754
>Watch everyone you love die, watch everyone you ever meet die, watch everything on the planet die, watch the sun die, freeze alone on the dead husk of earth getting to watch a burned out cinder rise every morning.
or
visiting and exploring every corner of the Earth for as long as you like, tasting and experiencing every stimulus in every culture known to man, witnessing untold wonders of the future, exploring space and all the mysteries of the stars, meeting new alien species and cultures...

>>575992061
This. You'd be the most person in history

>>575991782
How many people pushed the green button before me?

>>575993578

Even if you kept aging in a couple hundred years maximum we'll be able to have robot bodies.

>>575993578
You walk into a room and see these options. You don't get an explanation...

>>575991782
By "living forever" do you mean you won't die of aging, or are you also invincible?

>>575991782
does living forever mean i'm immune to dying from everything? i'd take a 25% chance of being able to do anything i could ever fucking want and getting away with it.

>kill scumbags
>masturbate on their corpses
>master everything known to mankind
>masturbate on books
>travel universe after eventual planet death
>masturbate in space
>have sex with aliens
>masturbate on their planet

yes, let's do that.

>>575993687
Jaded*

>>575993350

So you have an eternity in which to earn money, and somehow can't earn a million dollars?

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>>575993687
>the most person in history
I don't even

>>575991782
What kind of dumb cunt would want to live forever, unless completely invincible?
>otherwise 1

>>575993719
until you can evolve into being of pure energy and eventually become Q and create your own dimension and universe

Rolling for green, 0-3 = winrar.

>>575994148

Even if it's a virtual reality that seems pretty sweet.

>>575991782
if you choose number 2, does it change your dna? do your offspring then become immortal as well????

>>575994481
no further explanation is given

>>575993719
True.
Medical science is advancing like crazy and we'll probably be able to replace almost of our body parts by in a few hundred years. The brain is so complex though I'm not sure how we'd be able to deal with alzheimer's and dementia. It's pointless me being able to have infinite replacement artificial organs if I'm senile

Red button doesn't say what the 1 million is.. Is it money? Is it niggers coming to kill you?

Green button tells you what you have a chance at getting... green button is only logical choice.

>>575993275
I'd be enjoying myself, but then again I was never a beta bitch like yourself. Get out and stop being a lazy fuck and maybe you'll understand why living forever can be amazing. Also, always get that 18 year old poon, cause you living forever bitchhhhh

25% no doubt

>>575992472
No, you'd continue to age and get more infirm and decrepit, forever. Take the million and buy botox.

>>575991782
How does aging work with green?
Do I stop aging at 30 and stay at the prime forever?

Or do I age til old and just stay like that?

If it's the former, I'll take the 25% chance over the million. You have any idea how much more moneg I'd make?

>Pick up button 2
>Smash it into buttom 1, button first
>Both buttons are triggered simultaneously

>>575991782
id choose eternal life...assuming that i'll remain young looking (in my early 20's)

if ill look old as dick, then ill take the milly

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Red button.

Living for ever would be fun for everywhere from 1 to 5000 years, then you would be stuck alone for all eternity.

imagine when the earth explode, you would be stuck in vacum for ever bored as shit.

>>575996115
> when the earth explode
smh

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>>575991782

If you live forever, the chances of you becoming stuck or trapped without a way out rise to 100%. That and you will outlast planet earth and end up floating in space for all eternity. Maybe you'll crashland on a cool planet eventually, but your lifespan is so long that your perception of time would be incredibly rapid. Eventually planets would be born and die in seconds to you. You would be completely and utterly alone in nothingness. Forever.

>I think I'll take the money

>>575996453
yeah that'd be balls

>>575996453

Based on what? You don't know that you'll be in nothingness forever.

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>>575992754
>Sun goes supernova
>Destroys earth but no you
>You float for eons in the endless void of space
>land on some alien planet with life like some meteor
Sounds alright to me

>>575996226
It's bound to happen at some point.

>>575991782
Green of course. Who needs 1 million? Only people outside Norway does.

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>>575993687
> the most person in history

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>>575996882

Even if the universe restarts or some crazy bullshit (It wont), again, your time perception will be so skewed that it will pass by in the blink of an eye. It would essentially be nothing to you, especially if it's an unending cycle. You would be bored, insane, alone, and you couldn't kill yourself when you finally get sick of it all. It would pretty much literally Hell.

1 milion. I don't want to live forever and also i can buy (indirectly) some friends and someone who love me for my money.

>>575997257

How do you figure your time perception would be skewed? Time passes faster the more you have? I can disprove that just by going to work for 12 hours.

>>575997371
Kek! When people think 1 million is a lot of money.

1 million. You'd eventually go insane.

>>575993687
>most person in history
>He is person man.

>>575997539

1 million invested is a lot of money.

>>575997539

It is to people who will never see that amount in their life, you moron. Consider how much the average person makes a year.

>>575997653
Assuming you do a good investment, sure.

>>575991782
the 1 million cause the living for would turn into a curse seeing all your love ones dying is such

What the fuck is wrong with you people, living forever would be the best thing anyone could have. You can literally travel everywhere.

I'd choose green, because I'm already financially sound. The oft touted problem with living forever is, in my opinion, fallacious. Just ask yourself this question: ''what did I have for breakfast three years ago?'' Odds are, you're drawing a blank.

>>575997809

It's not that hard. Bet on a sure thing. Apple or Google.

>>575997805
Doesn't really matter how much you make per year. As long as you're not a min wage high schooler forever, smart investing will net you well over $1mil. Get a college degree, live frugally, and invest wisely and $10mil is well within reach.

i'm already bored of life i'll take the 1 mil and have some fun before i die

People still don't realize..

Red button says nothing about money.