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Taerfa if never to gbeonfa ettho A! aboen to your doorstep wquatls

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Taerfa if never to gbeonfa ettho A! aboen to your doorstep wquatls fercking shit in to the doot doot nignig or about new wave metal bands concrete nuteag.
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my eleven year old banana would never think about doing something like that to a nigger with only 1 eyebrow. Eat a dick you filthy criminal i ate more apples than you could ever in your entire life fit in your asshole
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well alright themn op you fuckinfg faggot piece of shit cunt wank stain can i stop uet no i keep going shit me i can't fuckign spell for shit fuckball cum drizzle will
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the door swung open and i saw a black pan fucking a hen through the carped floor thing shit shit what else airports and cancer
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what dont you go fuck a duckling aond oofer tm my gjim agom sny ribluid any wank face moron.
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jesus fuck nugget boobs cream cheese wankfest anal leak banananananan buro stupid cumfag my girlfriend likes boat shoes and b hd leje were worst werewolf ever.
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>>575614680
hate niggas they are animals jews gay 4chan/b full of small dick retard fags without taste huehue im hungry aids is good
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whu do i always do this bitch nigga, I wan to try so hard but I don't know reallu. where is the blitz at?
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Is the man in the bathroom real or not because he is starting to terrify me a lot. I think I will call the local church and ask them about it.
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so ther i was out on a stroll but iev it gnihs oho w du you even think obaut this in ai gave it in the en ws we faid intu the night ho ivll tell the story of your light and who will emenber tyourlast goodbye
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>>575614680
inseminate fatherly yes i think we done it why fiber not being, because i like roll, wait, of fuck we dont have targets for acquisition anymore. all because FUCKING EBITDA MULTIPLES
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but then what will i post
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>>575614680
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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there really isn't sny I;m not even sure what to do this anymore how do i cope what am i fucking coping with nothing that's retarded life is ok im alright everything is ok it's fine and it will always be fine
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there he stood, i giant humungous panda faced niglet wearing shoes comprised of mainly assholes. but there was more, this niglet had a asshole like a baseball and all he needed was a guard rail.
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i once went to school and did drugs in the girls bathroom and when someone came i just saw what i didnt want to a big horsecock that suddenly rammed shrek right in the ass and it looked like it hurt so fucking good and i want to try it but i dont want to die by a shrekt anus.
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>>575614680
What in the absolute fuck is this shit, no more shall the white man be part of such a shit country fuck is the only word in which we can be happy but only if monkey kings don't pleasure horses through math you fucking twat I hate all of you and I like popcorn you dirty slut fuck
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Tonight Sasha Grey is hosting the premiere of her movie right in my town and I'm wondering if I should go see it, just to try and see her in real life before I go home and jerk off to some of her most disgusting porn, but maybe I should jerk off before and watch her talk, while I think about her getting plowed up the ass and afterwards jerk off again, maybe, maybe not, I'm not sure, but I don't have a lot of time anymore, because the movie's gonna start in a few hours, what the hell should I do? I could also stay home and just smoke a bunch of pot
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>>575614680
>needing to pause to think
i dont even
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what the fuck di is nothing lplease stop i dont want to gt out of here ratholes and nothing else wearing this goddamn stupid make me doi
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Have you even fucking learned how to play crash bandicoot? I bet you can't even play piano you waste of skin. Go suck my dick at the park tonight. !0:30 else .
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>>575614680
there ba nigga t rex eating the roofs off of our houses nigga you know what I am I am a stick of cheese bread that's right magical fucking atom cycle faggot nigger kike cunt laptop eeat aajdsgj keo9rutj 4kqje
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>>575615535
A winrar is you.

Thanks to everyone for writing surrealist poetry for me. I will now make millions off of the literati.
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i swear to fucking christ what the hell is wrong with you people you should all go on a madwagon to india and stop by the mcdonals and brakaka in the main city. flaklypa you shoul fuck a nigger
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>>575614680
If i ever had a cat that i could pet I would have a chat with his gnat. So much for explicits reciürocity, too much said too little heard who cares anymore if not for the ancient dinosaur, yeah that's how I roll, ice-cold like a rotten down mold. Yeah, its easy living the dreams when it seems as if the seams are slowly faiding into darkness. the darkness in where shadows disappa
esr
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Why do you walk around with a dick in your ass if a duck is only like a moon you can't bring it with you but whatever ts your life I can judge blood moneys are actually nice sometimes but you wouldn't know also the game
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when all was said and done, the organ player realized his undoing would be the day he told his mum his organ was made or real organs and not the fake kind like you get at the shop. he said he had to go home, because the water in the air was thing, and obese. but two plus three isnt actually the is when.
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>>575614680
Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait, and I'll wait for youwith or without you with or without you I was listening to U2
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ITT: Business on /b/ as usual
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en mocht ik de Pijp uit gaan voor de track af is, bind de rest van het geld gerust op m'n grafkist.
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the street in the candy of my hard wagon apple brittle covex delinquent membrane is spinning shattered mirrors of my fallen paths i've never taken, pursued of a hymn dropping alligator breath and feathers breathe the way candles candle in the unconventional convention of liquid clots replacing the blood and knotting the veins twisted to nothing of numbers dime numb spelling the ancient non existent you've belonged to enslave yourself within the context of malevolent whores outside the door in your floor rhymes gay like your pubes in the shape of the green dragon you chase oblivion not realizing it was that which chased you, you unforgivable deviant of rape cultures proudest. -inr
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About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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fukc you
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i always wanted a pet scorpion, no reason for it i just want it you fucking nigger faggot also i hope my penis will grow is only 2 inch
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Im sorry I didn't know that you can also be used to work on the phone with a new job. The average person who tagged you in a couple weeks ago I had to get bloodwork again for the herb garden.
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The energetic nature of piles of books tell me the fate of salami sucks socks so suddenly my cock lodges into a sensitive spot on rockets.

I just got rhyme-y
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>>575614680
The only way to get a chance to win a free email account from Google with over the world of work to do with the latest version of this message, or if you want to make a decision on whether you want to make sure that you are looking for a job in London. The comments for the week by week and I am looking for a bakery.

Courtesy of my phones suggestions
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I frequent the gay bar in town and purchase many chickens. Upon my arrival I order a warm glass of milk and sit on my bar stool as still as possible. I am the chicken milk man who is at your gay bar.
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>>575614680
I've done this before, here goes.

Similarly the other things that we don't actually think about never seem to fining of course so that there are no other ways of partridge okay? You see, son, there aren't actually dinosaurs in the other side of the moon. There happiness so fucking nigger tips okay? Searing beef isn't actually okay unless you know what the fuck you're doing. I don't always seem to figure out when I think some things but typing isn't okay unless it's really loud and pisses off everyone in the stalls next to you, who are likely chatting on their cellphone and taking a shit at the same time like some sort of gross unhygenic multitasker.

How'd I do?
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I should just ducking die I hate myself and my life. I do love decks an puppies though. I hope I have steak tonight for dinner. Physics is full of faggots I hate this class.
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And of course it has valid ground,
every year since i could remember i have always wanted to celebrate...like really celebrate christmas, and new years...
And ofcourse, it was because i went to a christian school...
and i wasnt christian...so me wanting these things was "blasphemy" according to my family...
But this year...today...i am happy...
the fact is i never got to celebrate what i wanted for a variety of reasons...exams, admissions, being away from my city....
and these fucks called a family every year got to celebrate their "holier than thou" festivals with such gusto...
I have lost both christmas an new year this year to exams yet again...
But...this year..."their festival" is ruined...to the fucking core...
They decorated the house, and no1 came to see it,
the water cuts are going upto 8 hrs a day now...
no1 called
no1 wants anything to do with these people..
and i feel FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
>i stopped to think here...but i shall finish that thought cause it goes here...
they say i am selfish and inconsiderate
I say that it is only these kind of people who succeed...FUCK YOU
I hope all the festivals important to you from now till the day you DIE are ruined in the SAME EXACT WAY!!!!! OH YEAH BITCHES!!!
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Shrek puts me on my hands and knees im ready i spread my butt cheeks he penetratse ,my butthole it hurts so much but i do it for shrek i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water i push against his force i want to please shrek
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>>575617549
You scored 0mgLoLrand0mFUnNyd00d11!1 / 10
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great hes dead what do I do. I don't feel like he is. what am I doing. I;'m listening to music and not backspacing. I'm looking at my keyubaord not the dcreen. Fuck fuck fuckfuck I love something I think good bye.
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DO i want to eat nice pastaches because breakfast aint the way to be son though ti realkly think madonna you shouklfuck up and eat bagels bagles hayt when yey i ont want to live like svatman anymore do not hesistate breath you faggot
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When I was in a cage that wasn't a cage I ate fur. Fur that no human has ever stepped on ever again. Well is this IQ of mine low, well, since I type well a lot I guess that it is. Mhm. Maybe I should do something else. No. 630 is the captcha of this post. So easy. Who the fuck can not type 630. Even a bot could easily solve this captcha. OP told me never to stop so I will never stop. Ever.
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how dare you you know just live up to it, try not so hard, try not NOW try to listen
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ayyyy wots going on motha fuckas lmao here we go fuckken bitches get money swag swag swag ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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>pause to think
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>>575614680
Ayy lmao man this shit sucks my feet taste like chocolate and boy oh boy am I a faggot!
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Do the pizza crumbe inside trhe other one if the fur is not ready i everything always of course well the fuck did you not drink the water frofm the fountain that i stopped you into earlier grim grim dada dim ferzer bmw e30 for fucking sake it ast faster can it not go thats before i ate the niger gorilla punch it in the face pitchj rich i wanna be racer speed go faster for fuck sake why is it so slow narwhales narwhales in the oceano oooooodooooor boom crach ra ra ra ra tatta katy perry why is sh e.
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bibby i stau fliexo xic fik u
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the big gthing you all can get it cheese for fairy munch you can for to do things on the bayou that we aren't coming for in it with that huge house of cardboard when pikachu isn't for to do with that stuff on your mos butt will not cherry jam it in your face you juggalo.
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fuck {{{you}}} retard
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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And then we can't swim cause groupons make company name locks unlocked park neutral drive
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I went to the crummy went worth and yue had the best tacos salad i ever taken for the best of the worst and the greatest of the stream of thought typing of consciousness for the gory and best heat flame gonzo condominium and then she totaly blew me shit was so cash wow what the fuck is this am i a leprechaun or am i ecven spelling this shit corerectly i think that taco salad is the bomberino for sure and these niggers dont got shit on my mams backside what the fuck was that i don't know but if you think about it then philosphy is really just a bunch of dudes talking about shit that can never be proven and then thinking they are smart for talking about nonsense but anyway i need to take some time for myself one of these days but 4chan i spretty cancer and it might not be as easy to get away for the weekend without the best cideas of a new century and yeah this shit sucks i cannot believe you just read this nonsense fucking hell man get a life,.
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incresing the volume of gravity when all the girls are actualyi impotent to my knowledge is not very imtortant topic due information my mind if needing is ver clever without hicking vhen poveris not impresive is verolikum kediratus GORUS IMPETIKUS SIZOKUS GLADUIST
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>>575614680
iam alittle bit of lonelyness a little bit of disreguard handfullacomplaints but i cant help the fact tha everyone can see theese scars. i am not even looking amt myketyoboard right now wtf how am i tpying this so well? its really funny becuase my friends all freakout when itype like this and yeah im ake a few mistakes but duh. speedtyping + being fucking youk now i aslaways i am rinnnug out iof imageniaton rightn ow fuck i need to get to clib sooo n ort im gunna be late oh shit i btter hosowsosohkho sohwer i better shower before i stop nigging around what the fuck goes on when you just type what you think its really fucking wierd isnt it
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And as the knife sunk into her chest a sense of euphoria come over me, no longer would my friends accept me as a white knight, for now I am a black knight.
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Jaljkh An ae? heoUH fhaouh awef. Hour a fhuhe nogga. COgj bals tuhoah . > :^) iauhfn nigger fuioacjko fgaof nogcu aouhf gfaggot anfkgo nogcuah wefoigj . au aweohf? ekofk! awekjhfna .
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>>575614680
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>>575614680
oh god danmn it really fucktards jesus christ dam jews oh mierda carajo entonces que le ven me hago mierda por ustedes sacre bleu j'etais tres bien, merci pour m'asurer etiamnunc populi sabinae god damn it again fuck this hate thread oh damn jews sorry just like them no no no god so literally, evolution?
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do you even kek my milkshake is tender as a house on fire with birds in at my house like a little twatopus
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>>575614680
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Once a apon a time there was a jew i fucking hate jews jews suck jews smell blacks smell jews also run the government and the media nigger dog fucker i dogs are sexy kill jews and dogs fuck dog anus fuck jes fuck dog anus in the asss
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>>575614680
hi m8 wut yo doing m8 escuchame pelotudo de mieda no se qeu hago escuchando aurawake pero esta buenisimia esta cancion captcha cachás lo buena que esta WWUBUWBUWBWUBWUBWUWBUWBUWBU ola k ase pene pene sol sol no se ti ti ti ti ti el sonidito
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I am so so scared to go there because that's 4000 on the line, that is so much money, i would die if i waasted it ,i can't not get a job this summer though, i am just petrified, i'm not good at anything and no one will want me for anything. why the fuck do they not teach that shit in school? thanks for teaching me what chromosomes are, now teach me how to go to an interview and how to send a cv with a picture of myself, how the fuck am i supposed o take a picture of myself, i feel butt ugly
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three men werte hanging in a desert like dying and stuff when the evil Oolokma-Ton Ukka appeared into the new released fountain, oh what the hell said the first gentlemen, shi't real now yelled the second and ayy lmao the third. they all approached towards the evil whateverhisname was demon and asked for a wish he would grant each one a wish but they would have to give him their left testicle they all agreed and the first dude asked for a plane to get the fuck out the desert so he got it but his testicle was severed just as the plane appeared over him and died. the second was like no shit i am not wishing nothing so the olokwhateverka gave him nothing and proceeded to get his testicle painfully taking it right out of the dudes scrotum. the third guy was shitting himself and asked for him not to take his testicle and the evil okakkamata was like fuck you you wish something or ill cut you so he wished for his testicle not to be taken painfully so the ookomatata killed him and took the testicle.
That, kids is why you don't give free drugs to strangers
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>>575621775
1v1 me m8 gilipollas
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once upon a time there was a fggot named jamal he went to get some kfc to fuck your mother who caused 9/11 ever noticed 9 is a multiple of 3 and there are 3 pyrimids? illuminati confirmed. that shit is old like me an oldfag too soon op
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cuzntha tbacy i swlas dsnosa oihns athe toslng aosdha skjsksd papa rsisdnsm dadas
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>>575614680
Been on 4chins too damn long, and it gets shitier every fucking day, godamn mods, fukken whiteknights, no CP, i wonder why im still in this shitboard, as if it would get any better soon..... FAIL!

And oh yeah, Niggers gonna nig, Anal>Blowjob>Missionary possition for the sole purpose of ...
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I dont know, Im terrible at these kind of things and its probably going to be poorly punctuated and nonsensical. What will other people think of me? maybe I should just stop caring about what people think about me. Fuck it whatever. I created a second snapchat account, added girls I knew and sent them pictures of my dick, I only got replies asking who I was. I made up some fake name. I hate old people.
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if i were to eat chese then a frog named frank would be my father but hes not cos at the same time shrek is eating princesses left right and center like its the fucking nba which is blamed primarily on feminism because it supports the notion that lip balm should be treated as a human being which we all know is a fallacy cos roger federer has won like 18 grand slams or more and hes not even from outer space so what does that mean for michael jordan who was in space jam cos he played golf and apparently hes a douche but ellen degenneres killed a guy point blank back in nam like three times so can we really say her laptop is innocent the answer is hell fucking no cos not even isis can comprehend the jewish states right to exist after the degradation of the environment which was caused by labradors eating all the kittens for miles and miles and who later caught ebola twice removed from my uncles side so why yeah
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>>575621775
>>575621957
more like an argie

> ti ti ti ti ti el sonidito
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just write without thinking should be an easy task but why am i thinking so much about every words that i type? I type with a speed average on about 8+ words per minute and still i feel like my head is having trouble following what i write. Damn this is hard anon why did you made me do this. You are the worst peice of shit that i've ever mt n the internet. You deserve to do an hero and just end your pathetic life. I am nothing but angry right now and the sething pain going through my head and eyes as i watch the world around you burn and my soul with it is more than i am able to bear. Maybe I hsould do an here? Just maybe. WHy not I am a depresset mother fukcer anwyway. I've been in the crazy place for 1 month and just got out but still i am feeling like shit and want to drop out ofschool wichi i actually did. It is not called school though in my language it is gymnaisum. Wich is what i believe to be your highschool or college i don't know. All i know is fuck you op and I will find you and I will kill you. You are on 4chan the worst site ever and you actually have the addicty to give us homewrok? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever done on this site. And that is compared to eating muy own fucking cum due to a fucking roll threat.
Please kill yourself op. Anon out.
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have you ever have you ever have you ever have you ever have you ever I have never
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Don't know how much more to come back in time and effort on is it going out tonight at a is this year to go through my veins are a good night is good morning my friend who had not heard that song on iTunes for your personal details about a hobby is not in this section for
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>>575614680
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>>575614680

Rice.

He said Burlap.

Rice.

Rice-a-roni.

Pontoon.

Bovril.
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OK OP I'll use this as an experiment to see how well I can type. The rules I've set are; no looking at the keyboard if I make a mistake; and don't use backspace. Beginning from now because IO fucked up already by diusobeyiong the rules aqt the beginning. IUt ius hard not using the backspace key . I';m so used to making mistakes, that it has become a reflex. You get used to having that safety keyt, that it when it 's gone it cmakes it all thjat more mdoiffoicult. Jesuism, I'm shjit. What in thw eoworld would I dso woitothout backspace.
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>>575614680
tonight i gona have miself as a good time as fell alive hahahhha and the world is turning inside out
>i an listening to queen
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omg such a fucking faggoits on here. why cant we all get along by chewing the roses along with the cp and maddy mccanns lubed asshole. god i wanna fuck her so hard in the ass til her mother masterbates to the sound of her father pounding the fuck out of the dogs asshole while it farts uncontrollably on its shit covered bed full of lice. i wanna be there till the end of time, with my fist firmly wedged up my nieces asshole only pulling out when she threatens to call the police again
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>>575614680
ok i am now typing wihtout think ing tnot thinking at all poodels gray shirt hat talking to my bitch thats got to stop anime fags and their winking eyebrows heart spalt dildo notepad close too many tree leaves falling ok the end
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>>575614680

it does not even matter if you're a dinosaur or not,
your balls will drop, way to the top
of the sky, while you're airborne to fly
kites swelling like my balls, thawed from thick ice
like mini insect soldiers pretending to be lice

but that's what we live for, during chinese new years eating rice,
flinging poop from the chute, epic soup
writing how to dupe on runescape
can't escape your life, while weilding a knife
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trending to the new era of netherlands in the other horizon of berlin my aunt was talking about a machine that could change recorded humans history as known before it was too late i went to austria and told an eskimo to shut the fuck up. this was when my last photo turned out to be billy mays but wait there's more i never really got out of photos because ghost of billy gave me an extra shamwow to clean the dirt right out of those nazi faces. the war lasted centuries but i made it to australia where this nice arabian girl was waiting for me but rejected my arrival to say you are not into potatos so we drove into the ocean and drowned
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I'm typiung right now wihtout thinking and oasle without correncting any errors because when i do correct shit then i type perfecftly but if i did this all day then nobody would understand anything i say and thats really fucking streange because thing about it what the fuck am i evene typing right now ive no idea lalol
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>>575622635
This is pretty good
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i have come back again faggots, i have come back to give you a shitty story that i make as i go along, litterally no time to think... its called no time left, get it? because i have no time to think? shittest joke ever, kinda like the ylyl threads. anyway, here is my story you fag lovers

Once upon a time a guy called bob went to the canadian parliment to bomb your mother, yeah what the fuck right? anyway she was i gigantic slut and she loved my 7" dick, i know your thinking this guy is a massive dick head but tbh i am not im just a proud american who thinks you are gay
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Bitch I took comp I. I know how to do this, and to be quite frank I find it to be incredibly easy. Anyways, I'm currently wondering just how likely it is that the PD will show up at my door one day because I use 4chan without any protection... even incognito, though I doubt that would do anything. What do you all do? Anyone use tor or something, or is this pretty safe unless you download some CP? I don't know. Maybe I'm worried for no reason at all.
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nigeer nigher migerr nigger nigger nigger y'know I wish I had 4 nipples in my butt after all that is the answer to life holy fucking cunt shit I need to pee like a cow what even is life I want to be dead life is meaningless so I smoke weed lel kek niggers are inferior to Mexicans but Mexicans arare still dirty beanbags I want a purple buttplug
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The thing with society is that there are too many niggers. And not niggers as in the skin color, but in the way they behave. People can be nigger without having an oncue of black in their skin. Fucking niggers, man. They go trhough life just asking for money and they just gave it to them because they're niggers and they are oppressed and shitBut they don't deserve it. They deserve shit, as they are shit. Just like the jews deserve no pity. Their grandparents are the one who suffered, not them Fuck the jews too. And my ex girlfriend. And that bitch that chose him over me.
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Gravy Horse.

Gravy Horse.

I am a Wiener.
Pot meet kettle.

Nimble. Quick. DIsco stick.

Rice.
Rice.
Rice.
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>>575614680
There is smegma in the air and you don't wait to see the pizza falling over my loli yogurt with a nose of bread and sex on monday for asmr and looking through your rainbow and the nature of your neighbour cos I say hello everyday and the blue girl come to see the lenght of the distressed one's dick and who apologise. Please note that I stay here for my lovely sister who sat on my face and if she repeat i'll rape her so fast it'll makes her wet so much rainbow will appear.

Have to stop here, need medication, ideas unclear.
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>>575614680
so if only i have a big dick then what about all the niggers out there and dont want to show their dick because of smallness and shit poker tonight not wanna loose i hate losing like i hate a girl with big nipples and a hariy pouss that is not oke oke its terrible and not good for me personally because its hard for me to put my dfick in something that is hairy as fuck
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i dont even know what the fuck. i just shit and everything and the toilet told me to go fuck myself fuck that toilet im using the toilet upstairs it doesnt talk back to me when i make it eat my shit man what a nigger. also i dont have a gf but i want one but they're all sluts and shit and I'm like "ew u pussy nasty bitch" i still don't know what the fuck adfbdadbjdkb akjdbvKJBSSDKJBSDKJB DbsJBkjSDbdjb,Hldfznkkndbttbtbtbtbtbttftftftftfdhfjfdujfbdjv why the fuck is my grandma yelling at the cat what did the cat ever do to her why is she such a bitch god dammit my cat never does anything i man all he did was bring back a dead bird and rip it to pieces on the porch its no big deal he does that to rats too and he comes up and expects rewards and stuff so i just pet him for it he's probably just having fun unlike me im sad my cat has more of a life than i do it makes me sad and mad at the same time why cant i be as badass as my cat ripping up animals and shit i even see him outside befriending raccoons sometimes man the local raccoons are awesome because unlike most other places these ones love the cat population.
Also, cocks.
Also, COCKS.
ALSO, COCKS.
damn im running out of ideas what the fuck do i say i dont even know what the fuck i should say anymore this always happens i cant do anything right i should probably just fucking kill myself but i have a cat i need to take care of him and shit and keep him away from bitches like my grandmother but my grandmother's pretty cool actually sometimes sort of so yeah in conclusion penis i also like girls once there was this one girl named Clarissa i thought i had a chance with her and she moved and went to college i also knew a girl named Chelsey but she also moved I also knew a girl named Monica once but i dont know what the fuck happened to her she's probably getting reamed by that italian kid named Brandon or some shit what a faggot she is and Brandon's a faggot too she liked me though at one point she thinks im handsome
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>>575614680
I wanted a bana too bad so i didn't even give the t-rex a released anti-bone receptor when i ate it.
Also what the fuck did you jsut fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know
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I would never have said not to floor the hammock shine. Trips are whacked out on crystal, but I know what they're really saying. Their eyebrows give me away through the aluminium foil.
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This is the first time im thinking in the english language and i have to say it's pretty neat. So one time this dude came to my house and wanted to borrow the dad car and the batmobile but i was a college student so i didn't have enough money. The fellow looked at me with disgust as i slowly reached into my pockets and played pocket pool.
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Ill just hit the third word auto suggest comes up with on my phone.

Lol i was coming from my boyfriend is going over there are plenty left to a new york city and the lumber industry is right now? Or do it in a few hours ago. Lol i don't want you have no desire and the backside the seconds to make.
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Mobius 1, engage.
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never did i ever think to as been as too many things in my head are turning around to make me smile about lots of things i think when i'm older maybe then i'll have a chance to make out with flying purple pimples and take a big shit on her next door neighbours porch monkey fucking little diddy nigger bitch thinks he can take me for a ride well i'll tell you whut not on my porch, fuck.
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Auto didact didcot 100 fidget lop.

Me rikey
Me rikey

Rice ric rice wide word rice world.

R
I
C
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quiddich for the rest of us
bobex claw

S.
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We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
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ok ok english fuck che cazzoooo ok non pensare ok ma in inglese ok i'm trying but english isn't my native lenguage so sooo you know it's kinda difficuld form me beh dai può bastare tanto chi cazzo se lo fila il mio post al massimo qualche italiano che gira per caso ma tanto figuarati manco io me li leggo tutti i post le probabilità di risposta sono bassissime
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ich versteh einfach nicht warum sie mich so sieht, immer wenn man sich zu sehr an eine person bindet wird einem wehgetan und ich bin es einfach leid. Warum kanns es nicht einmal einfach sein, warum klappt es nie, es ist einfach viel zu kompliziert und desto mehr man darüber nachenkt desto schlimmer wird es und ich weiß nicht was ich dagegen tun soll. diese welt pisst mich einfach nur noch an, all diese motivationsansprachen und sachen die es wert sind zu leben sind kompleter müll. denn sie helfen mir nicht wenn ich trotzdem unglücklich bin, allein zu sein ist einfach das schlimmste für mich und wenn ich dagegen nichts tun kann sehe ich nicht ein warum ich so tun sollte als wäre alles in ordnung. fml ylyl swag op is fag nigger
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there is a name for this writing and I cannot think of the name, it is not associative writing. I don't even know if that's a real idea. but there is a name for this I know it.
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hi my name is biuaeraerhan and i ckind failaed thearea but its okay but uhm theer isa fucking oug up here and robin is a fucking shithole i dont know what he fuck si going on ai malughing so fuckign har d right now jesus fucking christ 3392 pug dies.
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I' fucking tired and I don't want to exist anymore, and mom's being a bitch again.
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the fuck am i supposed towrite in here man i dont know if this is right im just typing some bullshit because faggot op wants me to why the fuck am i doing this what the hell am i doing with my life this is ridiculous i mean look at me im way better than faggot op
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>>575614680
fucking shit fuck fuck fucking shit, got so much to do but I don't care about any of this fuck shit fucking shit. Really just want to go back to sleep and wake up months from now away from this shit but I cant so I'll do what the fuck i want until it ends or until things change which reall is sthe dsamne god damn thing., fucking things dying around me but not fast enough wishing for some stort of end, but not an hero cause fuck ing shit fuck that., Live for each sunday rest of the week is garbage and so routine i cant stand it but I cant do anything but deal with it for another 20 years then i can do what the fuck I want because then it will be at the point where I can say FUCK you to the rest of it all and just go off and be by myself at the ocean. Old man by the sea. Where I can enjoyu bread and clam chowder and get fat as fuck if I want, or lift all day eery day and get swole as fuck and be a fucking fisherman.

Easiest life in the world but somehow i am despising every second of it. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
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>>575625980
hey mir gings oft genauso wie dir und trotzdem leb ich noch. Scheiß auf weiber, sind alles Schlampen. Warts einfach ab und es wird sich schon was gutes ergeben.
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I just really want to fucking kill you since you´re a fucking faggot and you deserve to die you pussy bitch. If you´re from Norway, please reply to this one, fuck off al you fat fucks who lives in the fucking demolition country you call USA!
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whatever i doubt this will crack my heart fuck this shit is hard to not think eventhought you spend so much nanda not thinking in shit.
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According to my dick our body isn't merely a body of carbon but a body of potato I mean just look at them damn potatoes aren't they like humans in disguise ? Yeah I thought so you all agree with me you fucking trollSssqdffksdn eqnf skdjxcv,o kmvzcjêpkfn sdxwkj ne edfs i don't know what to fucking write but im gonnacall apendicite to fucking duty is my captcha fuck this shit i wxrite arzef e svn, oskdjf opzein SUCK MY DICK AMNDA
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so then i said you can't do tha tin here this isn't where the marygolds live it's not entirely fair but i understand exctly where you're coming from this isn't ninteen twenty six you know why don'#t we just have a sit and a talk about matters see if we can't find the solution to our issues why do you not understand the concept of free enterprise surely this isn't going to have an impact on teh dyanmic flow and orbust capability of the event in regards to answeing all the questions from teh duck it's not about just taking a chance it's about knowing how to romance i can see why you're coinfused but again this is spomething iv'e taken the time to try and explain and all you can do is sure;ly it's time to sing in the rain oh the glorious rain whta a wonderful feeling i'm wet again this is getting pretty fucking stupid but it's the end of the world as we know it so what can we do except it's time to party!
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THREAD ASS FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT NIGGER BALLS FUCK ASS BITCH ASS PUSSY ASS BITCH BIG FUCKING DICK MEATY ASS WEINER
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gomorrow waahs sheontroee not even in the ghoerk bigger than the even ballon gggeee the superman is alwasye ven mligether thane th eoph okdldfjo xhin my panties there was a sloehaldh cce this morning i mean morning i mean shoelacemonrnig morneriogeirn gmornoeoeirng
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>>575626964
thx bro
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i try to not think what i'm wiritng but it's too fucking fast ithonk faster than even the thinking monks cannot fucking banana my thinking way of things and now i think about fucking cats i do'nt think i'm doign this right. i lost the game
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i sit here and read these silly posts while listening to black jazz andd i wonder why
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>>575614851
fuck shit waja flocka flame nigga o lobe niger taos and league of legndes my paremts are dispointed
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What happened at this point to go again I think we good as good as good in a while back at around and kurtis and I just dont have the power of ur ears and kurtis went out with us before you say that too late to go through my head
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what even fucking is this i dont understand w like why brain is a fart
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let jdjdf mrifntof sjduhffjo silvnana is rela djd ajele tme quer get out i wan t to make a ne w or der oplease click uis a great ,ovie u dont sjkr wc hgonaa c e be to gtehert leike is n tthe mean time que cannot let this faggots trun runin our lives you know like even english es isnet my native lenaguaje so im doing a huge effort on this modafockars
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my ass cheeks taste the fire of a thousand rims and the sunlit world of the new day dawns upon us and screams to the sausage man BAZO BAZO BAZO and the welsh upper king monkeys from the sea look back in incredibly falmingitude and despair at the horrible plight the peasants are now in. I, simply sat on the pier and waved, as was my fate, as the watcher of the sea.
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i fucking love cunt juice up the reds we love it men
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sometimes i look to dog in a false pbs kids yes the mormon is my son qwert family ferret but i want some cheetos but im at the front door this summer because i went to college
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What kind fuck twin in a poopy butt plug shitting fig newton manly fart knocker frat house tubby wanker
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>>575614680
I've been asked to type without thinking, but to be honest, I doubt that that's possible at all. You can't type without thinking. Or at least, I can't type without thinking. As I'm typing right now I'm always thinking at least one or two words ahead to get the jist of what I'm trying to convey.

And so it kinda turns into a rabble, while still making sense. I'm only talking about OPs instructions, which isn't that good of a thread idea, but somehow crops up all the time, and even better than that, I'm actually replying to it, even though this piece of text of so long an tedious nobody would bother to read this far. If you are reading this far, then please reply to let me know, and after that re-evaluate your entire life. Really, still going> This isn't worth your time. In fact, I'm not sure who is more of an idiot. You for reading this, or me for either typing this in the first place, or possibly for making the assumption that at least ONE person might be so bored as to actually read this far.
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Well it seems to me the establishment of the Nigger Palace is nothing but heresy. The destruction of Zephalon prooves this. It is ckear and simple what we must do... we must exterminate all the niggers, and maybe a little kike on the side. We must all unite further to stand up against this menace. Nation with nation, American with European, together side by side as brothers in arms. For In the end we're white and that's all that matters.
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>>575629663
>Be me
>Read that far
>Re-evaluate life
>Fuckman.jpg
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This thread reminds me of "Naked Lunch"
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>>575629834
As I said, I have no idea who is the bigger idiot.

Did you read it because of the picture of the girl licking another girl's asshole?
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We are gonna be last in the line of the sausage man for the internal bleeding with my dick into the sky reaches dark in my brain for the sake of cancer in the asshole bleeding is no good yo
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