get in here faggots.
>>575004253
fat tits
Feelings.
>>575004253
Diamond encrusted dildo
>>575004253
Your ex
Good luck friend.
20 inches cock
You're welcome
>>575004253
Moot
you can thank me later
The power of Brushie will protect you.
ima weppon!
>>575004253
>>575007082
Glory, glory, hallelujah !!
/b/
>>575007216
fucking hell, i got that shit?!!?!
enjoy people
100% Badassery
haha
A pack of cards against humanity
good luck
>>575007216
>>575007395
and now both. nice.
>>575007506
Is that some sort of flintlock rifle? Fuck yeah, that'll do, thx.
>>575004253
Will this help?
Your pet
All the knowledge of your loyal companion - Bill Nye the Science Guy
The legend never dies
>>575007656
it'll help with repopulation. not a bad choice anon
a mech from gurren lagann
>>575007987
lol dat spork
>all dese niggas with projectile weapons
Good luck when your ammo runs out.
Your weapon is now Bob Marley
>>575008453
maybe he can whip his dreadlocks at em'
>>575008354
well i'm fucked
>president madagascar
Have fun
Michael Bay Pyrotechnics Team
Your welcome.
reroll
>>575009456
oh fuck you
Tactical knife got a whole new fucking meaning
>>575008354
Lmao
>>575009448
Awww fucking yisss
Fetus-smashing club
Sorry, but someone had to do it
>>575004253
Gud luck m8
Faggot-vision: Looking at a Zombie turns it into a faggot. The zombie now craves dick instead of brains.
Good Luck.
>>575010207
roll
Motherfucking bearbot, bitches.
wheelchair
>>575004253
You're welcome
>>575010408
Touché my friend... touché
>>575010969
Kek
>>575010969
fuck you
Horsecock dildos actually make surprisingly good bludgeoning weapons and if you're ever bored you can just ride it to orgasm.
who knows? maybe zombies like them...
You're welcome
last one
Max suit. With a chaingun mounted on each arm. Yesh
>>575011998
that ID
>>575012471
ebola
you're welcome faggot
Take my bow anon
harness the power of the illuminati young one.
enjoy your hipster faggot
hose em down annon
Use it well.
candle & lighter
i'll be nice
>yes, this was made to fire shotgun shells, thanks for asking.
enjoy your broken wrists.
this annon will be playing hard mode!
>>575014543
what is this home-made garbage? Looks like a cosplay toy
No Pads, No Helmet, Just balls
>>575014654
well, it was made in a prison with scrap parts so fuck you
>>>/mlp
Knowledge is the greatest weapon.
You get a jedi.
you can hold all the things you don't have
Enjoy your weapon of faggotry
>>575014771
Dammit
i give to you, my most powerful of weapons!!!
I wish your wrist good luck.
get daddy something good
This much weed
>pic related
>>575015086
wtf do i do with this
>>575015041
>>575014543
same fag?
>>575014632
Judging by this i think i have worse problems on my hands then the zombies fuck
>>575004253
One cyanide capsule. Why would you want to survive an apocalypse? Life would be shitty for a long time afterwards.
>>575015232
Does he have the same ID newfag? No.
>>575015232
kill yourself
>>575010840
good choice zombies don't eat vegetables
>>575011572
reminds me of the Crossed comic where one of the infected smacks another infected with a severed horse phallus
all of these
>>575014623
>tactical butt stabber
Your flaccid penis.
Here you go.
>>575004253
Cum-shot Xerath
>>575004253
holy water
>>575007216
Step it up humie
youre welcome, im happy with a dildo thanks
This fights for you.
>>575016993
Awesome
>>575017159
thanks anon
A down syndrome nigger
Kung-fu Rock Tree is your ally.
a card made out of metal
real, life, pulsating assault cocks
equipped for maximum faggotry
curious to see what i get...
Adam Lanza is your weapon.
>>575017776
what the fuck is that
>>575017864
Kek
Buff Cat! MUTHA FUCKKAAAAAAA!!
Rollin
>>575017159
what's this game called again?
SJW
Stand not included.
rolling
>>575004253
>>575004253
Cure for zombie disease
Thank me later
>>575017907
basically makes you vomit everything out
>>575018871
well at least i can get my brains back if they get eaten
>>575017402
No prob.
>>575017507
At least the zombies will eat it first, giving me a chance to get away.
>>575018321
Shadow of the Colossus, I believe.
Ron Jeremy
>filename
>>575019054
you're welcome
You're welcome. ^_^
>tfw you have a lion to help you
>>575019560
i don't deserve this shit
>>575019272
thanks
>>575019125
holy fuck i hvae no clue what anime that is but i want that car
a fucking hard space that doesn't work
good luck
>>575019576
not again motherfucker
>>575017864
Lucky me?
Use them wisely
>>575018668
im ok with this,
>play the hero for a while
>give the cure to the world
>get mad pussy
>be drowning in pussy
>but no zombie girls, i dont like zombie girls
>>575004253
You get /k/ ,but you must carry his dragon dildos in your ass
>>575019894
Those things can knock down a building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrAFqE36anw
you will never die
huehuehue
>>575004253
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
You get plank, you're welcome
Here you go.
>>575020158
thank mr skeltal
We are from /b/ so we won't last long anywayys. Might as well take this and enjoy your last bit of life.
i gift a /b/ro with a combat woman
use the power of the land whale
>>575021130
Thank you, what is that from?
A sock, because Faggy is a free elf
>>575004253
a big fat cock
you get an american with free mind control
>>575019985
You are EXTREMELY lucky. Adam Lanza has guns, and is kill.
muh dick
>>575007272
>sexual assault rifle
you get brandon