lightly rekt thread

>>574984605
you beast

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I like this thread.

>>574985257
thats a pretty good way to go about getting yourself shot.

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>>574985203
What just happened here?

>>574984954
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

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>>574985548
>That guy has a bomb
>Let's shoot him

You're an idiot.

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>>574985623
thank you

>>574985601
What the rest of the world calls "football" in its purest form.

>>574984161
lol wtf, what kind a person enjoys doing this

this thread is larious. we need this more often

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I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.

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>>574984161
~

>>574985601
Smacked in the throat. That shit hurts.

>>574986372

I thought that was Billy from Hocus Pocus at first.

>>574985257
sauce of full video?

>>574986461
Thanks, I was craving some stale bait.

>>574985601
he used the death touch on that dude...not cool. he died

>>574984858
Oil Check!

>>574986461
With enough speed the surface may as well be concrete.

>>574986461
Water pressure goes up your anus and you're dead.

Not only that, have you ever faceplanted in a pool before?

Ok I'm all out, keep going anon

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>>574986553
Nope, German army. Guy yells "Ich neble selbst" ("I fog on my own").

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>>574986517
DAAAWWWWWW

>>574985623

Heh, I remember that

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:D nice thread

>>574984161
this thread is so damn boring, nothing good happens

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>>574986453
lel

>>574985105
Did this actually happen or did someone stop the gif before accident. Looks like car momentum wuld've carried it ....

>>574985360
She deserved that

I like this thread. Not a shitty you know what thread. Sensible, classy, mature. This thread rocks my socks

>>574986624
Four Lions - It's a film

>>574985252
Flopping like lebron james

>>574985105
good thing Clark Kent was there

>>574984858

did he just jam a finger up his ass?

>>574986326
deserved it for wasting a non-renewable resource

>>574986045
Choreographed

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>>574987168
I love people and glass panels.

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>>574985252
>Help, I've fallen and can't get up

>>574986624
Its a movie called " 4 Lions"....Highly highly recommended. its about 4 suicide bombers but theyre fucking morons.

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>>574987220
It actually happened. Can you not see that the only thing that stopped moving is the car? The fuck dude.

>>574986461
that guy died.
it's from a documentary called 'the bridge'.

i think only like 1 or 2 people have ever survived a fall from the golden gate bridge.

idiot

>>574985492
best

>>574985257
>>574985257
Niggasbit's from a British comedy show
Four somethings, I dont fucking remember the name

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XD

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>>574987482

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>>574987482
What a stupid bitch

>>574986624

It's from the movie Four Lions.

I don't know if it's because I'm drunk but I love this thread. New favorite kinda rekt thread

>>574985606
Caption: shut the fuck up!

>>574986624
four lions, get it watched

>>574986461
he dies from nervegas you idiots

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>>574987712
kek

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>>574986782
wow
people still reply to that pasta

One of the best threads i've ever seen, going on what like 8 years now

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>>574987692

>>574987095

>HAHAHAHA WHAT

>>574985492
MOOOOOODS

>>574987091
who ever is in that car is almost certainly dead

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>>574984701
"so that's where I put the coke"

>>574985601
nerve gas

>>574986170
I'm so fat... Im just mad about the waste of coke

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>>574986357
agreed

>>574987009
sauce?

>>574986045
Even if that was choreographed, it was well done,
I like it.

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>>574984605

>>574987468
So?

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>>574987528
is this legal in boxing
>>574987009
no idea found it on here

>>574987936
>>574987796
>>574987513
>>574987271
thanks guys, will watch it today

>>574986978
OUTTA NOWHERE

>>574988490
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!

>>574988308
NICE MEME!!!111!!!11!!!!!

>>574987348
> underrated post

>>574986461
Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge has killed like 98% of the people that have tried it, most likely more since some bodies were never found. As one guy said, when you hit water from that height it's similar to hitting concrete. Shame they're putting suicide barriers up. As if it wasn't hard enough already to check out of this world.

>>574988309
it's diet coke no worries fatty

>>574985252
this lady must be related to neymar

>>574987817
im not drunk and i agree completely

More glass panels

>>574987009
YOU DARE ATTACKUR ME
KUNG FU KICK TO CHEST, ROOK WHOS RAFFING NOW

>>574988018
Rekt motherfucker. ha

>>574988018
>>574988018
>No one knows what it's like
>to be a trashcan
>In London
>with hooligans

>>574987091
lol'd hard. its like a cartoon reaction

>>574985105
thanks hancock

>>574988071
>YOU CANNOT ESCAPE... FROM DEATH

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>>574989365
kekd

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>>574985492

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>>574989365
That's because no one is a trashcan in London

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>>574984605
someone speed this up

>>574988413
hahaha fukken rekted

best ylyl thread i've seen in a while

>>574987528
this always makes me laugh for hours.
is it a real thing or from a movie?

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>>574985762
That was fucking perfect

>>574984954
thats some excellent defending

>>574988413
That's what he fuckin gets lol

>>574988025
agree with you there, this thread fucking wins

>>574986045
Why is he an idiot?

>>574987521
nothing a clever shop couldn't fix. The physics look wrong. 1. tires in snow don't hook up that fast as anyone who has ever driven in snow knows. 2. there's no way the guy at the base had enough momentum to counteract a sliding car.

>>574988597
>>574988597
Nope
the guy got sentenced to death by fighting a 300 kilo tiger and three generatiohs after his death have ro work in a coal mine as slaves eating only sawdust every day
It's from a.comedy show

>>574985601
Vulcan nerve pinch

>>574985062
What exactly happened there? Were their bikes tied to the gate or something?

>>574989068
I can't believe I watched the whole thing!

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>>574989425

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>>574988018
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

>>574989736
I can safely say I lost. A lot

>>574989627
raped

>>574990218
i hate this :[

>>574986461
All the newfags responding, kek

>>574989068
i watched the whole thing...

>>574986723
i laughed harder than I thought I would. never heard of that

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>>574990078
Because if you hit the bomb you could set the bomb off

If you cut the wrong wire with the bullet you could set the bomb off

If you shoot him and his hands twitch the wrong way you could set the bomb off

If he has a dead man's switch and you kill him you could set the bomb off

If you don't kill him he will set the bomb off.

>>574985927
thats a nice as

>>574985492
my sides

>>574988025
truth. more than 8

>>574989094
>>574989094
Neymar fractured his spine on the World Cup...
never before that has he tried acting
he's one of the rare people who are not faggots in that faggy sport

>>574990396
Well how else are they going to learn to fly?

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>>574985623

>>574987676
four lions?

>>574990429
That makes me sad not kek.

>>574986045
you're fucking retarded. do you actually think a bomb goes off when you shoot it with a gun

watch less tv you stupid shit

>>574984161
Well I'll be is Richard Beaudoin from Hamilton Ontario.

What a jerk, Totally Dox'd
send him a greeting on linked in

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>>574987903
That guy behind the counter is cracking up
>KEK

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>>574990396
Sorry

>>574985623
kek

>>574990570
still seems like a better chance than just waiting for him to set the bomb off

>>574989068
Worth sitting through. Legend.

>>574989745
Looks like Jerry Lewis so I'm guessing it's from a movie

>>574989564
how did he?

>>574990218
I'm sure I'm not the only one who immidietly started humming that one song from duck tales video game

>>574985203
>anyprosportsinjury.gif

>>574989567
HBK approves

>>574987467
The helium they use is beyond saving after having been used to scan your fat ass for cancer.

>>574990776
holy. shit. fucking. retarded

>>574989068
Already seen this, and i still watched the whole thing

>>574984858
>soccer isn't gay!

>>574985623
>nostalgia kek

>>574990635
kek
Neymar is the biggest cheating cunt in the game

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Panda getting #rekt by motorcycle

>>574990765
The point is that shooting him is futile when he blows everybody to hell either way

>>574986170
the first time i watched this it made me move my head out of the way

>>574990937
Holy shit

>>574990992
>>574984858
also captcha was: New ASSROOL

>>574986624
Four Lions, rubber dinghy rapids bro

>>574986357
Seconded, I haven't laughed this much in a while

>>574986170
I fucking jumped

>>574985762
Ha hahaa all time classic.

>>574990314
this is how we get new shit for ylyl, just rebrand it under a different name :D

>>574990138
hahahah

the devil never dies

>>574991036

... No, that is a drop bear. aka a koala

>>574987095
>Huge Dick

>>574984281

There was only two possible outcomes.

Either that kid was going to put all his weight behind it and launch that fucker into orbit.......Or fail spectacularly.

There was no in between.

>>574990992
thats handegg you quadruple nigger. jesus christ i got baited hard fuck me

>>574985623
i kekd loudly

>>574991042
my fucking sides, haahahahaha his face after the shot

>>574985896
You'll shoot your boob out, kid

>>574986461
I just came to this picture.

>>574989425
The thoughts that must have been going through his mind
>"You gon get raped"

>>574991042

I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my

>>574991045

You didn't show that at all. You stated several extremely LOW probability reasons where it MIGHT be pointless.

>>574989068
Any Comrades here who can translate this?

>>574988046
was that a bear?

>>574986461
Argh da pasta.

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>>574990218
reminded me of this

>>574984954

little mascherano

>>574989564
more of this...this is fucking hilarious

>>574990776
youre either gonna break your wrist or shred your hand....

fucking dipshits

>>574987095
sauce !!

>>574991365
tantric AF

>>574991042
> those powerful shots that could blind someone
> this is how my gf feels

>>574986461
Croppy plastic

>>574991036
panda? what a fag... koala

>>574985105
Dafuq did anyone see what that other car in top right corner just did? Learn to drive on winter roads, noobs. Also, ever heard of winter tyres before?!

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>>574991475

>>574989564
sauce?

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>>574991480
yes.

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>>574990765
Hey, cunt. Any bomb with a liquid propellant can be set of with the spark of a flint.

Not that you'd use liquid for a strap on bomb. No, you'd probably use something like gunpowder or C4 or dynamite, C4 being the only one of those that won't explode from a spark.

All you need is to hit the right thing and make a spark. Say, something like any of the more than likely countless metal parts in the bomb?

>>574991480
NO IT WAS A 16TH CENTURY DRAGON

>>574985601
nerve gas

>>574990218
interstellar.webm

>>574986070
Fuck I hate bus drivers, bunch of self-righteous pricks! "HURR DURR ALL WE DO IS DRIVE PEOPLE AROUND WHILE WE SIT ON OUR FAT ASSES!! GIVE US MO' MONEY!!"

>>574990776
yeah, let me try to jump in front of a couple thousand lbs. of inertia.

Uh oh, the bones in my fingers is now powder

>>574990635
u havin a laff m8?

>>574986687
>Feminism

>>574990937
and that's what you get for not knowing a single thing about how an electric guitar works...

>>574987521
Lmao

>>574984954
Well that's using your head

>>574991885
there's a faggot on a bike that wont move when you honk
>bus driver's fault

>>574991885
Raging faggot of a cyclist detected.

>>574990131
The barrier didn't go down when the starting sound went on

>>574986529
did she die?

>>574988337
I love how he just stands there and wonders how the fuck he managed to fuck up that badly

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>>574990765
depends entirely on the bomb. If the person had loads of dynamite, he might explode if he jumped up and down

>>574985492
the backstory behind this is that she had a brain toomer and her last wish was to play with dominos and she was later woke up dead in a submarine and they found her killers doing meth in church

>>574987528
Made my year

>>574990635
>never before that has he tried acting

Obvious troll.

>>574989365
shaftsberry you mean

>>574986929
Thought she was Messi. She wasnt Messi.

>>574984954
that's called taking two for the fucking team

>>574987220
>Did this actually happen or did someone stop the gif before accident.
are you fucking serious? Are you stupid or something?

>>574990937
Is this a joke or was this man serious?

>>574991885
if you watch the actual video you see the cyclist is being half a fag. He was looking for trouble. he deserved that shit

>>574985257
Like my man Tupac said when I die Im not dead, We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes!

>>574987528
Is that jerry lewis?

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>>574984858
dude that is the gayest game ever.

>>574989068
Holy shit 10/10. however, would not watch again

>>574987817
Not drunk, agreeing

>>574985932
DOINK!

>>574988397
>Firefox for Windows has frozen

>>574988236
You fucking faggot.

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>>574992148

>>574986517
REKT'D'D'D

>>574985492
The way she looks up all proud

"okay now tip over the first piece"
"you mean like this? :D"
Yes. I used a fucking smiley on 4chan. I've been here since 06 whatcha gonna do?

>>574991261
>>574991686

>implying you know animals

>>574988413
aaah, the infamous brown note

>>574986529
lul

>>574990104
>as anyone who has ever driven in snow knows

Minnesotafag here

There are no rules for cars sliding on snowy and icy roads. No way to predict what they will do, how fast they will stop or how far they will keep sliding. I've had my car slide half way into an intersection and I've sworn I was going to slide all the way through only to have it stop abruptly for no reason. I've also done doughnuts in empty parking lots only to fail miserably when my car slid over a section with no ice. You can never tell. You can also clearly see the car losing momentum towards the end of the slide, so it most likely hit a patch where there was either no ice under the snow or something it could get traction on. ABS also makes cars stop weird like that in snow. I prefer pumping my brakes still.

Also, to fake an image like that would require more than just a clever shop. Would actually be a pretty complicated composting project done by someone really familiar with camera tracking.

>>574990138
Clearly they Shouldn't be making cuts to education if this is the best their education can do

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>>574987562
a bunch of people survived. we had 5 or 6 come to my high school when I was a kid and they all said that they regretted it the second they jumped off because they were scared as shit.

don't know if that was some retroactive memory, them bullshitting so kids don't kill themselves or the truth, but it was fascinating.

>>574990935
This gif is funnier if you know the background. This was built by a few Swedish students and it took six months. They were trying to show the minimum speed to make this loop

>>574986529
>>574986529
>>574986529
>>574986529
REKTTTTTTT

>>574985623
topkek

>>574988021
what game is that?

>>574986461
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!

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>>574987712

what the hell was she trying to do?

>>574984161
What a fucking faggot piece of shit.

>>574984161
lol enjoy your $10,000 fine for public harrasment and causing a disturbance. it happened to my uncle

>>574991751
I think I would have just sat in the fork lift and slept until someone dug me out.

>>574990765
if its nitrogycerine related explosives , it would go
if its black powder , it would go
if its tatp , man i'm not sure but that shit's so unstable i bet it would go

here come some of the most easily handcrafted explosives for a civilian
( well , black powder is also avaible for ancient gun and no need for permit )

>>574992514
Sir you seem to be in the wrong thread

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sad cus I'm white too

>>574990396

Oh let me guess. Do this to humans because humans are shit and animals are harmless.

>>574988018
britain is scary

>>574991696
>what are chains

>>574991696
britbong detected

>>574991419
He made it tho

>>574985623

Is that a mix of "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you ok?"

>>574984858

> what americans think about soccer