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M-x sh0ta-bread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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M-x sh0ta-bread
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im from rich town
i smash rappers
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>>574486710
I'd still prefer a legal age. Prison rape isn't worth it.
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>>574486759
hot, fancy going into detail?
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Continuing the Rome dump. 3/6
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>>574486964
4/6
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I love it how I can order doujins and customs control can't do shit, because it's legal here.
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>>574486883

14 is legal in many places, even some US states. 16 in most of the other states.
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>>574487115
5/6
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>>574485416
I had sex with my babysitter 1st time when I was 7 (this lasted just over a year), he was 14-15, he started by convincing me to just suck him off, coerced me into penetration after about a month or two. He loved cumming on my face and tummy. Because of this I went and seduced my two other friends who were brothers who were 11 and 13 and they spit roast me at a sleep over one time and the young brother spooned me all night with his cock in my ass.
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>>574487156
Isn't it still illegal if you're over 18?
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>>574487379
Fuck off.
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>>574487310

Nope. Only if you're in a position of trust/authority.
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>>574487310
No. age of consent is a hard line. there are states with 4year exemptions called Romeo and Juliet laws. basically you can fuck (your age) - 4
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>>574487115
these last two panels get me everytime, I wanna do that so much in front of a couple of guys just before they take me

did you guys enjoy my vocaroo >>574485243 or is it too out of line?
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>>574486897
Eh I'm lazy but I typed it up and saved it here.
From 7 to 8 years old my neighbour's son would babysit me, he was 14 I think maybe 15. One time he went to 6 flags and had come home with one of those cotton candies on a cone like in a cartoon and I wanted it so bad. He said the only way he'd give it to me is if I'd do something special for him, which he swore me to secrecy with by saying that if I told anyone that the cops would come and shoot my parents and then. Being a kid I believed him. It started with him taking me to his room and dropping his pants and he told me I had to suck it, he was really quite small like 3-4 inches hard but I still remember his taste which for some reason was very rubbery, he tasted very rubbery and his cum was quite metallic. So I got the cotton candy for doing that, this eventually escalated to him wanting to penetrate me but I kept refusing. Eventually he convinced me because he was going to give me his copy of Sonic 3 and a gameboy game that I cannot remember and some more candy. I remember just lying down on his bed and staring at the white ceiling while he poked and prodded at my ass, I don't recall if he ever got it in but I remember him cumming on my tummy and balls. I never came, he never even tried to make me cum, never jerked me off, sucked me off nothing. Piece of shit. I guess this kinda led me to do the same thing when I was about 9 years old with friends who were 11 and 13 and were brothers and I told them about this and got them into messing around with me one night when I slept over, we kinda had a train on the bed with me, took the older brother from behind while sucking the young brother... on the end again and the one who was inside me begged me if he could keep it inside all night and I let him. The next morning I had to peel my ass cheeks apart and remove his dick cause it was just snug as fuck there with all the sticky cum covering the inside of my ass.
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>>574487610
Good thing I was born on Feb 29th..

;P
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A Lisp list is written with its elements separated by whitespace, and surrounded by parentheses. For example, (1 2 foo) is a list whose elements are three atoms: the values 1, 2, and foo. These values are implicitly typed: they are respectively two integers and a Lisp-specific data type called a "symbolic atom", and do not have to be declared as such.
The empty list () is also represented as the special atom nil. This is the only entity in Lisp which is both an atom and a list.
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>>574487173
6/6
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>>574487869

Fuuuck. I fucking hate brackets. Never touching Lisp again
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shit, now I've been here long enough to get really hard and now I wanna find a little college twink and fuck him senseless tonight... sadly gf would not approve
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>>574487187
Did your parents want you to be raped by a guy? Or were they just retarded?
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>>574488253
They had no idea, I have never told anyone. He was a neighbour and they trusted him, and his parents trusted him. I trusted him.
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>>574487869
tell me more
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>>574488253
>>574488414
Also I didn't really dislike it for find it wrong so I never showed any negative signs I guess?
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>>574487514
you took the words out of my mouth. I dated a 14 y/o girl when I was 20. the reason why the mom let me was she wanted me to "break" her( get her out of her social awkwardness) shit was cash
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>>574488556
No parent with half a mind would have their child babysat by a male if they didn't expect it to be penetrated.
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>>574487834
thats both hot and amusing
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>>574488556
I don't see much wrong with it if it was consensual and you liked it and such, but idk.
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The asses of little boys shouldn't turn me on like this
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>>574488414
>He was a neighbour and they trusted him, and his parents trusted him. I trusted him.
>I trusted him
that makes me sad, did the fucking fuck you up in anyway negative?
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>>574488835
not all parents are retarded feminist cunts
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>>574489135
I mean I got some mental illness with some anxiety shit, social situations and responsibilites. I don't think its only due to that though.
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>>574489135
Seconding this question.
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>>574489561
oh ok well ones that get raped are usually really fucked up so I guess u turned out alright
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>>574489561
>>574489135
It's not like "OH GOD I CAN'T TOUCH PEOPLE" it's just low motivation, introvert shit.
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>>574489192
Dude, we're not living in times of manservants who are honour bound to the duty of a house and will lay down their lives to protect their masters children. The vast majority of men (people) these days are selfish cunts and only see other people as objects to obtain some value from.
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>>574489940
so then why would it be any different if it was a girl babysitting? Besides it's not all that uncommon for girl baby sitters to rape kids either, it just doesn't get made into a media storm everytime it happens.
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Who ever it was in the last bread that said girls are just gross in gen and boys can be kinda gross sometimes.
TBH i think uncut boys of any age are kinda gross, even if they are clean. Its probally just because i'm cut
>inb4 cut scum
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>>574490349

Those internal shots are the last straw, sending a message to my daddy to arrange a meet tomorrow. I gotta feel that inside me again.
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>>574489940
underageb& detected
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>>574490543
>Its probally just because i'm cut
it is. all males have a natural appreciation for their own cock, and this naturally affects our opinions on others cocks.
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>>574490270
Being penetrated by some faggot and made to suck his dick, who doesn't even care if you cum is completely different from getting your dick sucked or inserted in a moist warm hole by a woman.
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>>574490735
you should see the shots from the ohigetan comic i dumped earlier, now those are hot
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>>574490884
>thinks people these days are trustworthy and honest

You're the underageb& here.
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>>574486340
Are there shota videos besides boku?
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>>574491247
>opinion differs from my own
>no u

You're not helping your argument much there anon.
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>>574491247
pls, people are people. they have their own motives and perspectives, and they can seem like selfish cunts at times, but were all trying to do what we ultimately think is best. i know youre underageb&, because im older than you, and ive been there and done that.

also, i personally babysat a ~12yo kid when i was 16, never laid a hand on him that way, didnt even think about it.
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its kind of true tho
id never really hire a male babysitter that seems weird to me
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>>574491304
shounen maid kuro kun and natsuyasumi
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>>574491754
do you have any real reasoning behind this?
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>>574491619
>accusing other people of what you did originally
Hypocrite, delusional or maybe this is your Jewish shill tactics in action?
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>>574491059
TBH though even if i was uncut just seeing that foreskin pulled back like a banana is gross
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>>574491158
this pic makes me want to be the kid in it, damn
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>>574491723
>pls, people are people
And most of them are horrible.
>but were all trying to do what we ultimately think is best.
For your own selves.
>also, i personally babysat a ~12yo kid when i was 16, never laid a hand on him that way, didnt even think about it.
And yet here you are posting shotacon with other pedophiles. The evidence is mounting against you.
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>>574492129
You see the random string of letters and numbers next to Anonymous right? That shows who's posted what. Why don't you take a look back and realize that you're talking to a different person.
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>>574492469
wahwah go away
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>>574492290
>like a bannanna
wut

>>574492469
>And most of them are horrible.
care to back that up?

>For your own selves.
dont blame the machine for not having magic instead of mechanics

>And yet here you are posting shotacon with other pedophiles. The evidence is mounting against you.
i see
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How you all go and fuck yourself and just resume posting shotas?
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>>574492648
You saw his posts. Don't deflect the argument by changing it.
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>>574492907
also i think i might like the little dicks, just because mine isnt that big and when i was in 4th grade i experimented with a boy in my class, so classic shota shit and i think thats what got me
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well, im off to bed now, have this glorious uncut cock as a parting gift

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yeah, i prefer cute little ones too
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Children are pure and innocent, please stop the abuse

Dear Anons, I came here today to ask you to stop the abuse of the innocent and helpless.
*Please delete all your child pornography.
*Denounce anyone who produces or any source of child pornography with your local authorities.
*This includes comics, manga and text.
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>>574493170
So what, I'm deflecting the argument because of pointing out that you're accusing me of shit someone else did, because you're too new to know what IDs are? And that since I saw his posts I need to agree with them and defend them? Nigger I've been ignoring you two arguing and posting shota, like what this thread is meant to be for. All I was doing was pointing out that you'd essentially gone "no u", which isn't the best defense in any argument.

Don't be so fucking retarded, if you want someone to "debate" with, why don't you either get the guy's steam and argue on there, or go to Tumblr and argue with everyone, or just go bash your fucking head off a wall. Argue with the same damn person, leave me to post the shit this thread is for.

>>574494016
Would lick clean/10. Night anon.
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>>574492907
>care to back that up?
Anyone who has left their basement? Anyone whose life isn't coddled, sheltered and protected? Anyone who isn't delusional?
>dont blame the machine for not having magic instead of mechanics
So you and all people are incapable of free will then? You're just a machine are you? It must be good for you to revert to a place where you don't hold yourself responsible for your own evil actions.

>your picture
You've allowed your sexuality to morph the way you view humanity itself. You claim I am underage and call me a little shit as when you are challenged on your beliefs and opinions then you feel the need to relegate the position of your opponent to that of a child. You are afraid, an immature being who can only feel like he's in control when he is facing those whom he deems smaller, weaker and more inconsequential to himself. You certainly are not one of the pedos who love and care for children, in fact you hate children.
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>>574494134
>So what, I'm deflecting the argument because of pointing out that you're accusing me of shit someone else did
You took up your allies sword, so you should fall in his place.
>And that since I saw his posts I need to agree with them and defend them?
It wasn't you seeing his posts which means you agree and defend them, it's that you replied to me based on someone elses post. Are you blind?
>All I was doing was pointing out that you'd essentially gone "no u"
He called me underaged based on my opinion. It is the same logic as the "no u" argument.
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>>574492115
yea they don't fit the part
girls are much more friendly, soft hearted and gentle and the amount of pedo girls out there is pretty low compared to males.
it just doesnt seem right hiring a dude to watch your kids. girls are just bettered fitted tbh.
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bu-butt stuff
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oh go on then, one more post for little anon

>>574494375
>Anyone who has left their basement? Anyone whose life isn't coddled, sheltered and protected? Anyone who isn't delusional?
opinions are not hard evidence

>So you and all people are incapable of free will then?
free will does not exist

>You're just a machine are you?
the only things that arent machines are the atomic elements of the universe, whatever the fuck they are

>It must be good for you to revert to a place where you don't hold yourself responsible for your own evil actions.
the fact that you can only do one thing does not relieve you of responsibility for doing it

>that everything
if serious, lel. if bait, try harder.
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>>574494065
why are all the boys in only their underwear, but all the girls get to be fully clothed? I mean, the mcdonalds kid at least could have had his cloths on.
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>>574494927
so in other words, youre stupid? by your logic you should never hire a black person to work in a bike store.
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>>574494908
>took up your allies sword

I'm not blind son, are you retarded? I didn't post according to someone elses post, I just took yours out of contest and pointed out how weak the "no u" argument was. Look at this shit.

>You're the underageb& here.

You're underage b&, no yooooou're underage b&. I don't need to look at whatever the other guy was arguing about to see that you're acting like a petty child. I don't give a fuck what you guys are arguing about, since it's a shota thread where all we do is post shota and small talk, but where I see someone being retarded, I'll point it out to them so they can correct that shit and not make the same mistake again.
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>>574495223
sauce on this?
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>>574486340
sort Shota, I have 2 cousins 11 and 10 and I was watching them for their mom during summer break, The 11 year old comes to me all happy that he was starting puberty ( which was funny since he used the word and mispronounced it ) I say no. I was with him when we change at the pool. So He says Yes I have a hair. A HAIR ( singular ) I laugh so he pulls down his shorts and pointed it out.
I told him hair coming out of a mole doesn't count. He said it was a freckle. So I yacked it out and said there you are still a kid.. So got so angry if was funny. After he pulled up his shorts he attacked me.
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>>574495470
*context
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>>574495438
dont get angry m8 its just i would hire a dude to watch my kids and so many others think the same way. no need to get hostile because the prospects of you putting your dick in my son went down
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>>574494908
>You took up your allies sword, so you should fall in his place.
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>>574494850
holy shit i need artist name
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>>574486340
Of course emacs users would all be fucking paedos. Fuck off cunt.
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>>574494016
I do however have the perfect shota cock, which is nice id post bud mods would more than likely ban
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>>574495271
>free will does not exist
You are so far gone that there is no hope for you.
>the fact that you can only do one thing does not relieve you of responsibility for doing it
But you do justify and rationalize it.
>if serious, lel. if bait, try harder.
Then why would you call someone underage as a means of lessening their importance or value? Don't you see children as lovers, as equals, as people? It doesn't seem like it.
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>>574495574
http://d-upp.com/books/12028/1.html
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I think I have a lisp, every time I pronounce a word with the letter S there's a little whistle thing in the spacing between my two front teeth that make it sound like a lisp :( it's k though lol
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>>574495438
>don't hire nigger to work in bike store
sounds reasonable to me.
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>>574495754
im not getting angry at you, im laughing at you. now, i dont know what goes through your head no a day to day basis, but i dont exactly want to rail everything i lay eyes on, and from the interactions ive had with other guys id say thats pretty common amongst guys.

>>574495974
>implying vi users dont fuck little boys too

>>574496024
if legal, post, if not, lurk.
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>>574495574
is bridget. don't know sauce.
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>>574496098
A whistle is a whistle. Not a lisp.If it was a lisp, the S sound would be more like a th noise.
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COME FOR THE DUâ„¢BS!

STAY FOR THE GETS!
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>>574496508
>using chan ran by retards
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>>574496248
im sure it does, anon.

>>574496028
>You are so far gone that there is no hope for you.
logic doesnt lie, the universe is deterministic by nature and there will only ever be one course of history that you and i will ever experience.

>Then why would you call someone underage as a means of lessening their importance or value?
because youre having an existential crisis, as everyone who isnt you can plainly see.

>Don't you see children as lovers
no
>as equals
not til they become adults
>as people?
yes
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>>574496301
its fine as long as you know you are not going anywhere near my son
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>>574496028
You're getting nowhere anon, best to just leave be, karma will find them and when it does they'll be prosecuted and found guilty of child pornography. Try telling a jury it's a healthy alter native to pedophillia
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>>574495470
>I didn't post according to someone elses post, I just took yours out of contest and pointed out how weak the "no u" argument was.
But why my argument? Why not his? You must have agreed with him on some level to attack me specifically when he is guilty of being just as "retarded" as I was, not only that but he did it first. There was precedent for my words, there was nothing more than conjecture for his.
>I don't need to look at whatever the other guy was arguing about to see that you're acting like a petty child.
And he wasn't?
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>>574496759
>>574496508
>>574496028
>>574495754

Shut up, you all make a fool out of yourself. It's kinda embarrassing.
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>>574496881
The fact you blame the parents and not the assaulter is astounding.,
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>>574496881
thats fine, i generally dont bother getting too close to people dumb enough to make sweeping generalisations anyway

>>574497054
>no fun allowed
hes a kid, hell grow out of it soon enough anyway, were just having a little fun by teasing him.
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>>574497248
shut up pedo and stop trying to bone my son
its exactly why I hire girls to watch my kids
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>>574496948
Christ, you are such a whiny child. Why did I point out you being retarded and not him, why is he mummy's favourite? Because I saw your post when scrolling and not his, and when I saw how retarded it was I commented on it. Try and actually read what I write before you start angrily typing about how unfair shit is, I've said already that idk what the fuck you guys are even arguing about and I don't care, I'm here to post the pics.

Another little protip for next time you want to debate; the only people who get so ridiculously offended about being called underage tend to be those who actually are underage.
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>>574496301
I'm legal but that wouldn't stop nazi mods
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>>574497451
you hired teenage girls, your sons already probably been fiddled

>>574497728
do it anyway, also vpngate
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>>574497728
If you're legal then post, there's no problem there. If you want to send it through email or kik or some shit instead, then post your info instead. Simple.
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>>574496316
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>>574497876
>>574497924
meh, that and im too lazy to go re-shave i am shaved but a bit is back
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>>574498110
just post your cock already so i can save it and masturbate to it later
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>>574497876
honestly if he gets sexual with her, good for him.
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>>574498110
I don't mind anon, I'm curious. Do you just shave or you use waxing or any of that veet gel stuff? I might get some to try it just because shaving takes so long, especially when you're going for that completely smooth finish.
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>>574498341
>hire all female babysitters
>your son is gay
>this pisses him off
>goes full sissy whore on you
>winds up being a complete and total slut for black cock for the the next 10 years of his life to get back at you
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>>574498341
Gets molested by a boy = that's horrible.
Gets molested by a girl = fuck yeah.

You're a retard.
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>>574498397
I shave, not very good at it, mostly end up with a day or two of razor burn. Its not too hard to get a smooth shave unless you are starting off with a jungle
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>>574497573
>Christ, you are such a whiny child.
>standing up for yourself
>being a whiny child

>why is he mummy's favourite?
I don't know why you think this is a matter which is a small thing. You keep making out that this other guy is just some random individual and you just coincidentally happened to notice my argument and respond to me. Face it, you've been following this whole discussion and the other guy is your ally and you will support him any way you can.
>Another little protip for next time you want to debate; the only people who get so ridiculously offended about being called underage tend to be those who actually are underage.
I only get angry because pedos should know better. Pedos always harp on how they love kids and see them as equals, and then they turn around and call people underage and a "whiny child" as an insult? Fuck that shit. That stuff annoys me because it shows that pedos are lying and that what everyone claims about them, they just want to fuck and use children and don't care about them, is true, it shows they see children just like all non-pedos see them, as little more than animals which look human and can speak.
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