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This fat older lady wants to come over. Wat do?

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This fat older lady wants to come over. Wat do?
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whatever you do don't wear a condom
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>>574453675
Might as well.
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Fuck her ass and take photos.
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haha i wont
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>>574453764
And while you're at it ask her to pick up a femidom
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>>574453675

Send her her info, she looks fun!
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fuck her right in the pussy
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More
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>>574453675
10/10 slam pig, would think about fucking, then jack off and be disgusted with her & myself afterwards.
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Be polite and courteous and if you pick up on her desire being a little flirtatious wouldn't hurt.

Making sure she's single might be a good idea.
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>>574453675
Fatty with nice fatty tits. Got any nudes?
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>>574454058

Fuck yeah, that is hot. Give me her into. I'll eat that cunt and asshole for hours.
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Sent a few nudes
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punch her repeatedly in the pussy with your cock. simple.
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>>574454412
Fuck her but dump all nudes first
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she's the kinda chick that is into videos. once sent me a video of her getting fisted. met on tinder btw
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Do her under the condition that she calls you 'Mr. President'
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Dump more nudes please
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>>574454790
Top it, get your head in
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right in the pussy
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lol you invite her over then stick your penis in her vagina.
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>>574455060
is that how it works?
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Break your dick in her, faggot.
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>>574453675

let her

You ain't getting nothing anyways you fucking virginfag
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She has the crazy eyes. Proceed with caution.
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>>574454412
sad nipples
still would fug anyway
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>>574455272
*don't
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>>574454790
upload video????
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>>574455272
why so much hate?
fuck off m8
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ill make you a deal, when she comes over ill let you fags watch
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>>574455837
MAKE IT LIVE SON
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>>574453675
Do you like tittes? If you do then do it
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>>574455837
Stream that shit bruh
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>>574456007
>>574456356
seconded
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>>574454207

fuck all that noise
as soon as she walks in the door
fuck her right in the pussy
also more pics
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>>574455837
You'd better do it because I've interrupted my masturbation here just for you to deliver

Don't fail on me op
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>>574456791
she is on the way. lives across columbus.
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>>574455837
those words are binding faggot
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>>574456950
Columbus NJ or what?
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>>574456950
Get your fucking stream set up you bitch, post link.
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>>574457041
everyone can watch but you
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Let her come over, have a good time!
Maybe set up camera rig, take photos/video
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get yourself a sound crew while you're at it
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>>574453675

Nut in the butt OP
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>>574457305
STREAM NOW
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Thread is dead
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>>574457305

There's a dozen /b/ fags dick-in-hand including me waiting for op to deliver
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>>574456791
Wait, WHAT? You are fapping here? Download it and then fap to it! There is some content on here, you don't want to see while you're fapping
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>>574457305
bump for link
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>>574457305
Please deliver OP, we will be forever in your favour.
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bamp
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Last pic I have. She just left her house. Chick is like 45 I'm 27
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>>574458693
how long till she gets there?
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>>574458693
fuck her tits literally
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>>574458693
She wants your dick OP, Now let us see this stream you wonderful bastard
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>>574458747
about 20
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Keepin this bumped, gotta watch this shit
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>>574458693

She is a goddess, she could totally piss in my face.
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>>574458819
start your stream lets make sure this is real
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>>574458819
please keep us posted.
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>>574458693
OP when you fucking her on the stream scream: "LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT".
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i'd fuck the everloving shit out of her personally but i love pale skin dark hair and fatty flesh
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i would
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OP stands a chance to become legend!
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If this thread dies, make a new one
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>>574458693
Tell her you'll fuck her in the ass only if you can post pictures of you doing it.
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>>574458982
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lurking....
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Bump for interest
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>>574453675
You fuck her untill she has tears in her eyes. When she says no more you Fuck her harder till she screams and goes blind.
You wont regret it. Take her to bed
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Whats the problem,OP? Fat,but nice tits and acceptable Face,just fuck her.
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Text from earlier today
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>>574458693
Damn dude. I'm 26 and tooottallly would love to bang older chicks.

She's pretty attractive, treat her right and keep her around. :D
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>>574453675

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
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yo gon get std fool
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>>574459884
99% sure fat neckbeard is coming to OPs house.
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Bump yet again
>>574459884
Post moar
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>>574459884
OP any chance of doing this?
>>574458982
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>>574460131
Nah, it'll be a lumberjack or something.

OP Start streaming early so we can see your untimely death, and so they don't notice the cam is on.
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>>574460512
he wont delivar
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>>574453675
rape it and escape it
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>>574453675
I wouldn't but I have pretty high standards. But if you're beta and it's been a while go for it
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>>574458819
Pretty close to 15 minutes, start stream!
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>>574459884
basically that means she'll fuck a dog. go to the pound really quick and get a really fat chihuahua for her
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>>574460621
>high standards
>on 4chan
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>>574453675
Quit being a pussy and get you some
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>>574460761
It's like he doesn't know where he is
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>>574458693
Nigga you a year younger than I

Get your balls out of the drawer and fuck that cunt into submission


Your gender requires it of you
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Too much? This girl is kinky
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>>574458693

Nice well get some then faggot

Jesus fuck what kind of insecure faggot needs to psot this shit on 4chan

Fag
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>>574461025
DOESN'T MATTER
START STREAM
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>>574461025
Stream you faggot
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Too much?
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>>574461219
this.
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>>574461242
Op how are the chances on this?
>>574458982
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>>574461242
You salivate some dick huh anon?
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>>574461242
Tell her you can do that some other time, and get ready to fucking stream!!!!!!
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>>574459884
>Scat..

So no Cab Calloway?? ;_;
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>>574461242
>Shemale fantasy
>Op want a dick in his ass
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>>574461242
Are you streaming or not?
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>>574461242
shitstorm incoming but bumping for lulz now
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Ask her if she's ok with streaming, via text and post screen.
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Fuck her ass
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Post link to steam fag
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STREAM FEG
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>>574461242

614 - 886 - 2333

let's talk to the fat slut ourselves, eh?
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>>574461629
steampowered.com
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>>574461242
(614) 886 2333
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>>574461695
Shitstorm lulz time
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>>574461242
Ask her if it's okay if you scream "LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT" during sex cause it's your fetish.
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>>574461695
This wasn't eve hard to see OP.
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FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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IGNORE THOSE FAGGOTS THAT FOUND HER NUMBER
TELL HER TO TURN OFF HER PHONE WHEN SHE GETS THERE
START THE FUCKING STREAM!!!!!!!
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>>574461743
Oh shit... rekt.
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u dun goofd
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>>574461695
Do it !!!
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>>574461695
>>574461743
If op won't deliver, PLEASE send her link to this thread plus screenshots
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>>574461695
>>574461743
>we're in trouble
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>>574461695
Kek
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Slice her open and use her fat to cook some of her pork chops.
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txt on the way wait for ss
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>>574453675
Titty fuck that bitch !
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>>574462161
Deliver fag
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>>574462325
AYY LMAO
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>>574462325
Lulz
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this is going to be good hue hue
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>>574462325
ahahaaa hope she replies
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>>574462415
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>>574462325
shit I have important places to go, buit this thread is fucking gold.

>CAPTHA: AYY LMAO
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>>574462538
RUN'S HOUSE!!!!
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I called. Got rejected after the second ring
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>>574462538
Just link this thread, that should be sufficient giggles.
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>>574462538
THE HOUSE OF PLEASURE
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>>574462538
"You know, that guy from Tinder you were telling me about"
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>>574462538
House of pancakes you fat bitch
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Feel bad for you OP, would love to fuck her. Big loss on your part if nothing happens.
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>>574462906
Top fucking kek
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>>574462937
His own fault for shitty censoring, at least.
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gg op you done fucked up
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4chin - Best cock blocker in the world
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>>574463056
ayeeeeee lmao
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>>574453675
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she calling me now kek
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>>574462906
>rancid swine
ayy
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>>574463201
Answer you fag
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>>574463201
Post conversation in greentext
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>>574463049
File got deleted before I saw it, but yeah.
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Op is kill
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>>574463056
>>574462906
>>574462538
>>574462325
This is why we can't have nice things...
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>>574463282
>post it in greentext

What is this, school?
I why can't we write the way we want to?
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>>574463056
Good save here, too bad about >>574462906
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>>574463201
Get some more nudes from that bitch.yeah she is fat.but nice tits so why the fuck not.
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>>574463527
Cause green text is much more entertaining
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>>574463405
this is true
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>>574461242
>>574461242
>>574461242

>File deleted

AAAAAAAY LMAO
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Plow, take photos, deliver
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>>574453675
Tell her to loose weight first
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Pls respond :(
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>>574459884
>Is there anything you won't do?

so many ways to read this, like "Wooah is there anything you WONT do!!??!" like a joking excitement about getting your balls licked. or a cold "is there anything you won't do" like it's some contractual pretext to awkward sex. She took it as the latter.
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/b/ros saved op from losing ass virginity
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OP she there yet? she not responding to me
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>>574463754
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>>574463754
FUCKING CANCER RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE. Someone else already responded better than you. Go the fuck away.
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should hvae waited for more pics fags
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>>574463754
maybe if you stop talking like a nigger...
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Sorry you couldn't fuck Marsha Op :^)
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>>574464007
here have some tits and shut the fuck up
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Fuck op you pull out your cock and fuck her. Damn some of you virgins need to watxh a porn movie or 100.
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>>574463754
Wth kid , you type like you swallowed 26 gallons of nigger jizz for breakfast
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>>574453675
TL;DR
Have her over and maybe fuck her. She looks good to me, but you might be too young to appreciate MILFs.
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>>574464229
If it's all going like this thread suggests, the one who will be fucked will be the op.

Police is coming to get him right now.
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>>574464229
"porn movie" lol. Ok grandpa, gonna watch a porno while eating some popping corn.
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>>574464446
heaven is a fag
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What op will do now??
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>>574464539
does not know sage kek
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I would berry my dick
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any1 still texting her
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I asked her if she remembers from Columbus but no reply OP let me know if she shows
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>>574464685
what is this sage you speak of?
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>>574464321
Never too young to appreciate the milfs, lost my virginity at 18 to a 49 year old. Horny old nympho
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Marsha probably would have been a good lay. Oh well, you can still fap to some bbw milf porn Op
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op please deliver...
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>>574464937
dont think she is gonna show bud
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OP, are you ok?
So, OP are you ok?
Are you ok, OP?
OP, are you ok?
So, OP are you ok?
Are you ok, OP?
OP, are you ok?
So, OP are you ok?
Are you ok, OP?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A /b/ criminal
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Her husband just killed a fella. Op's dead, ladies and gentlemans. Op's dead.
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>>574464741
pipe down King Arthur
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>>574465126
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