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Bikini barista thread Info/stories/wins welcome

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Bikini barista thread

Info/stories/wins welcome
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If anyone has more of this chick I'm particularly interested
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>>574262526
go on more!
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>>574263210
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>574262526
>>574262997
This chick seems to be popular
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>>574263554
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>>574263676
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>>574263794
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>>574263862
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>>574262930
can post a bunch more of her if there's interest
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>>574264128
can you upload everything to imgur:D
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I know a bunch of these places have gotten in trouble for basically operating as prostitute advertising. Anyone actually done that at a coffee stand?
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>>574264710
buuuuummmmp
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>>574264128
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>>574263532

Are you an owl?
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>>574264128
>>574265470
her name is Morgan
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>>574265748
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why can more open across the country?
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>>574266164
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>>574266512
bump
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>>574266478
It's the classic NIMBY problem. People aren't particularly against them in theory until you see them on the way to church or to school. There's no "pro bikini" lobby so the "pro family" lobby gets local city and county councils to block them.

You need an investor to start the company or franchise, some girls who are not unattractive who are willing to work there (usually strippers at first it seems), and you have to get it approved by the city/county. It has to be somewhere with enough traffic that it gets business but not so much traffic that too many families complain.

People in Washington seem to not really give a fuck as long as there's certain restrictions, but it seems to be a tough sell other places.

It also helps if you actually have a lot of people who are willing to go to drive-thru coffee stands pretty much every day.

This pic is from Denver though so maybe it'll get to you eventually.
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http://instagram.com/bikinikoffee
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>>574267170
Good shit. Through that I found Morgan's instagram.

http://instagram.com/mordanlee

Pic related
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>>574264925
Her insta

http://instagram.com/carliej0

Looks like she owns Bikini Beans Espresso
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>>574268015
Just about to post her. Here's her insta

http://instagram.com/kuksugare
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>>574267882
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Hey /b/. Just gonna leave this here. She's a bitch, left me for my best friend. Cum dumpster and she sends nudes.

Watch them here
>>p-a-steb-i-n.com/FMUDmLP3
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>>574267596
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>>574264710
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I need to go to one of these
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OHH NAKED LADIES NEED TO BUY COFFEE RIGHT NOW!!!SEXSEXSEX!!!
fucking retards sex sells and yall falling for this bullshit
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Fuck living in prude ass Kansas. This is such a good business plan. Dudes are gonna get coffee every fucking day of their lives. The space you need to operate is at minimum a kiosk in a parking lot, or at maximum a starbucks sized store front. You pay as little as one employee at a time. Charge a dollar more per cup that the starbucks next door and bam more business than you can handle. And the startup costs are next to nothing.

tl;dr dont move to kansas
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>>574263958
Found her insta but it's private

http://instagram.com/chevonaramstead
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Do people really care about seeing scantily clad girls that much? I'd rather keep using my usual coffee place because of the comfy as fuck old leather chairs.
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>>574269524
If you're gonna buy coffee anyway why not get some eye candy while you're at it?
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>>574269947
not paying extra just to see some dumb bitch in a bikini
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>>574269143
Why do beautiful women feel the need to ruin their bodies with tattoos?
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My favorite bikini barista. It's a shame she doesn't work there anymore.
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>>574269523
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>>574269886
Almost all these places are drive-thru. It's not like coffee cafes are going out of style here in WA anytime soon.
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>>574270176
I think tattoos are hot (usually). To each their own though.

>pic related
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>>574270431
Better pic of that one on her ass. Not sure if hot or not.
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>>574267159

Local councils are a big issue for the business model. Even fast food restaurants have to jump through hoops in certain places, because the people on local councils outside of large cities are usually busy-bodies, wealthy, and have enough time/dedication to the portion of the community they see as the identity of the community to look down on anyone who wants to come in and set up shop.

For a lot of them, they don't give too much of a crap about attracting revenue. If it's a good area ideal for business, then they can afford to be picky, but probably aren't too concerned about taxes anyways. The wealth element matters here also because wealthy people who are pillars of their area generally want to keep low class people out. It's part of why the lower class the area the more alcohol stores etc.

So there's not always a lobby involved at all. Local councils tell businesses to fuck off all the time. It's really smart to get in good with council members as a businessman and get involved in the community for that reason... if you've ever seen local businesses doing just random community stuff, this is why. They show they are a part of the community and not just trashing up the place and they get a more positive audience with the council, bit less hassle on whatever ordinances. It's just good business.

If a Hooter's can't open somewhere then a bikini bar can't, and Hooter's has a lot of trouble opening all over the place. The only exception would be certain parts of certain big cities, with very strict rules, very very DGAF crime-free liberal areas which are few and far between, and trashy strip-club areas.
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>>574262526
You, sir, are a fine gentleman
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what is this shit? coffee shops were the girls look like they want to be raped?


where can I find these?
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fuck the galaxy
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>>574262526
>>574263554
>>574263794


Is there a name to these kind of panties?
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thepintsizedpatriot ig
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>>574269947

Tips would be much more expected and lets face it, most of you losers are going to shell out 2x the price of the coffee just to feel like you had a chance to get laid (even though you know you'll never get laid).

Personally I don't buy overpriced coffee anywhere. People who go to Starbucks regularly are idiots. You can buy excellent quality coffee beans and grind them yourself for way better coffee at a fraction of the price, with no need to detour or stop anywhere. Waking up to better coffee for cheaper is what smart people do. Going to Starbucks or wherever is what idiots do.

Budget coffee for working class folk or commuters is ok, but overpriced shit coffee is stupid.
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>>574270997
If you're not in Washington you'll have to look pretty hard. Google bikini coffee and your state and you might find something.
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Morgan Hultgren

instagram: swedishkiller_xoxo
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>>574271406
Props.
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>>574271187
Agreed. You are paying for artificial sweetener and sugar overload not real coffee
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Morgan Hultgren #2

instagram: swedishkiller_xoxo
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>>574271147
They're called boyshorts.
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has sucked me off countless times
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>>574271831

Her skin tone makes her look diseased.
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>>574271187
>>574271556
Whenever there's no other option but Starbucks I'll just get their drip. Can't stand their sweetened milky "espresso" drinks. Though I do sometimes get mochas if I'm in the mood for hot chocolate.
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>>574268646
Shit was removed, Faggot.
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>>574272189
I'm guessing it's just the lighting
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>>574262526
http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-charged-running-multi-million-dollar-bikini-barista/story?id=25190585
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I've only been to one of these places in WA, so I can't speak for how it works elsewhere...

But if you pay with a $20, they will ask if they can keep the change. If you say yes, they will flash their tits (assuming they aren't wearing pasties) and flash their pussy and ass. If you get lucky they might finger themselves a bit for you.

I have heard stories that other "services" are available with some girls, but I have no firsthand experience there.
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>>574271831

Thanks! <3
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>>574272851
They've been cracking down on this lately, but I'm guessing plenty of girls still do it depending on where the place is. My bet is that 90% of the time you'll just end up paying $20 for a coffee.
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>>574267159
we just had a stand convert to bikini on the i30 leading into portland. only reason id ever stop there. now if they served case study or oblique or coava? erryday fur dat quality bean.
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>>574272201

Starbucks regular coffee isn't that great though. You can make better coffee cheaper at home and spend all that extra money on a great coffee machine or whatever you want. That's the point with people who go to coffee shops... they're just buying the Starbucks brand logo because they incorrectly equate it with good coffee. But trust me, brand effect works even better when you're drinking the real good stuff, freshly ground beans at home, and you'll pay less anyways.

I've been to plenty of good coffee shops, with good atmospheres, seating, services, community, AND great coffee with new bean selections often. However Starbucks is not that. You're better off just going to a drive-through budget coffee place than Starbucks, because it's basically the same quality coffee anyways.
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More Morgan. Tits are fake but I still think she's hotasfuck. She's working at Foxy Lady Lattes in Mount Vernon I believe.
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>>574273632
anything local in portland from a micro roaster is better than starbucks *reserve* coffee.
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>>574273632
I'm not an idiot. This morning I ground some Peets Coffee Sumatra Dark Roast whole beans rather coarse and put that in my french press for my cup. That kind of coffee is obviously preferred. But I'm not a coffee snob and will get it pretty much anywhere besides a fast food joint. Obviously there's great degrees of quality but coffee is (usually) coffee.

>>574273817
More
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>>574273271
In my experience, if they aren't up for extras they won't ask to keep the change. They just give you your change and expect a normal tip.

But I am sure there are some cunts out there who will ask to keep it and then just shut the window.
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>>574273632
>what is paying for convenience
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>>574274380
Ah, that makes sense.

>>574274347
couple more
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>>574273548

Best post in this thread.
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>>574274682
This more your style?
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danni meow is a barista...google her, she has a twitter

pic related
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>>574274652
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>>574274347

Off topic but interesting; medium roast is now being recognized for the best range of flavors. Coffee snobs are now gravitating to it because dark roast got so much attention due to French cultural cheat codes in all things food and drink and because of that various medium roasts haven't been getting their dues.

I'm not a coffee snob either, because snobs in the food and drink world are such idiots.
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>>574274791
Sure
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>>574274791

No. Not enough fat rolls. If they don't resemble the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, then I'm not interested.
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>>574271003
oh shit I love you....
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>>574274986
https://twitter com/Dannimeoww
http://danni-meow.tumblr com

You'll have to dig for the good stuff though.
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>>574275991
>r com/Dannimeoww
This chick looks almost identical to another girl I know who goes by Danny/Danni and it's fucking weird
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>>574275394
I've heard that light roast actually has the most caffeine, contrary to popular belief. Is that true?
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>>574275848
Love me or love her? I'm pretty sad I haven't found more bikini baristas in Sounders stuff. Can find more in Mariners gear than Sounders. And none in Sonics gear, unfortunately. Maybe that says something about the target demo?
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Women have to resort to this to earn money? The job market must be even worse than I thought.
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>>574277006
It's day shift for strippers.
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>>574265247
Her insta

http://instagram.com/micheleleed
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>>574277006
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>>574277375
More
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She's bad and supper nice
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MUH FEMINISM
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>>574277554
more
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>>574270085
How do you know she's dumb? Btw, it is possible to pick them up some of the time, just so you know.
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>>574276453
Yeah, the heat burns away the caffeine or some shit
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>>574271308
Her insta
http://instagram.com/hug___life
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>>574272952
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>>574278260
weak sauce
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>>574269524
jew mad virgin?
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>>574279409
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>>574265247
holy fuckballs

OP you go to these places sometimes?

one of my favs of these chicks at Jenny Nguyen (pic related), supposedly works at Cafe Lu or something
Never been to these though, only been to Hooters once, lel
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>>574279553
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one of these seriously needs to open in Baton Rouge or New Orleans.
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>>574262526
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I need to open one of these holy shit....
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>>574280006
those eyes
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>>574280006

Butterface
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>>574280286
seems like there is a photo 2.jpg that would be better than this
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>>574280286
Why isn't this a goddamn gif

>>574279746
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>>574263676
spewd loads
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what are those places?
im europe and never heard of them
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>>574280286
woulsn't show the goods
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>>574280006
moar
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Is there coffee any good?
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>>574271904

Good job on your display of dominance. Now sleep with her you little fag.
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>>574280685
there's a million of those places here in Washington state. I've even convinced a couple to blow me... for a tip.
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>>574280919
i usually dump it out after i drive away
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>>574267882
I would fuck the ever living shit out of this one...
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>>574280919
It's hit or miss. Definitely better than Starbucks.

>>574280516
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>>574280919
you can get juice too
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>>574271790
Looks exactly like the carpet/mirror in my apt! Wow
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>>574280702
whoa..
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>>574280927
so its cafees with these girls as waiters? i dont get it,,,
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Im in love with every single one of these girls ...
are they only in Washington!?!?
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>>574277006
i know a gal that made over 100k US in a year doing this...
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>>574281508
It's a drive through coffee stand. You drive up and they serve you drip, espresso, tea, maybe a smoothie or a milkshake, I dunno. You tip them to make em smile or sometimes tip a lot to get them to show their tits or rarely tip them a ton to get them to blow/fuck you.

>>574281178
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>>574281508
you drive up to a small booth, and they serve you through a widow
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Do they actually fuck you? Whats the deal?
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>>574276898
Her, she's hot as hell and in Sounders gear...
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>>574282115
some do, but they're spendy
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>>574262526
I'd buy coffee from her.
And when I say "buy coffee from her" I mean I'd put my pebis in her vagina.
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>>574282415

Any stories?
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>>574282115
Some used to, but they're cracking down on that. All kinds of stories of baristas, owners, even cops getting busted for the "extras."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/08/31/bikini-barista-washington-prostitution/14892553/

>>574281892
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>>574271406
>swedishkiller
what is that even supposed to mean?
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>>574282696
this one on the right sucked me dry for 50, not the cutest, but she loves to eat cum
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So their whores who sell coffee?
What a joke... Sad shits will do
Anything to have a woman act interested... It's like... Way sadder thN just going to a fucking strip club... Beta coffee fag... Can't believe that's a thing..
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Where are these places located?
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>>574283125
She has no fuckin curves at all. Not bad, but jesus. I bet her ass is flat too
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>>574283232
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>>574274986
Imgur with collection
imgur
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>>574283125

So, did you just offer her 50 bucks and said lets fuck...or some elaborate foreplay?
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>>574283232
kek of the week comment. and really, you're just jealous. and by the way, if you can't spell THEY'RE correctly, then really. you're too stupid to be allowed an opinion.
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>>574280286
>>574280702
these are from a video on the you know where
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>>574283512
it's takes ages to build up their trust. gallons of shit coffee and lots of innuendo. she wanted to escort as it turns out so i told her i'd test drive her skills...
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>>574283232
They're*
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This chick looks like Bernadette from bbt
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