Bikini barista thread
If anyone has more of this chick I'm particularly interested
This chick seems to be popular
can post a bunch more of her if there's interest
I know a bunch of these places have gotten in trouble for basically operating as prostitute advertising. Anyone actually done that at a coffee stand?
her name is Morgan
It's the classic NIMBY problem. People aren't particularly against them in theory until you see them on the way to church or to school. There's no "pro bikini" lobby so the "pro family" lobby gets local city and county councils to block them.
You need an investor to start the company or franchise, some girls who are not unattractive who are willing to work there (usually strippers at first it seems), and you have to get it approved by the city/county. It has to be somewhere with enough traffic that it gets business but not so much traffic that too many families complain.
People in Washington seem to not really give a fuck as long as there's certain restrictions, but it seems to be a tough sell other places.
It also helps if you actually have a lot of people who are willing to go to drive-thru coffee stands pretty much every day.
This pic is from Denver though so maybe it'll get to you eventually.
Good shit. Through that I found Morgan's instagram.
Looks like she owns Bikini Beans Espresso
Just about to post her. Here's her insta
Hey /b/. Just gonna leave this here. She's a bitch, left me for my best friend. Cum dumpster and she sends nudes.
Watch them here
Fuck living in prude ass Kansas. This is such a good business plan. Dudes are gonna get coffee every fucking day of their lives. The space you need to operate is at minimum a kiosk in a parking lot, or at maximum a starbucks sized store front. You pay as little as one employee at a time. Charge a dollar more per cup that the starbucks next door and bam more business than you can handle. And the startup costs are next to nothing.
tl;dr dont move to kansas
Found her insta but it's private
Do people really care about seeing scantily clad girls that much? I'd rather keep using my usual coffee place because of the comfy as fuck old leather chairs.
If you're gonna buy coffee anyway why not get some eye candy while you're at it?
My favorite bikini barista. It's a shame she doesn't work there anymore.
Almost all these places are drive-thru. It's not like coffee cafes are going out of style here in WA anytime soon.
I think tattoos are hot (usually). To each their own though.
Better pic of that one on her ass. Not sure if hot or not.
Local councils are a big issue for the business model. Even fast food restaurants have to jump through hoops in certain places, because the people on local councils outside of large cities are usually busy-bodies, wealthy, and have enough time/dedication to the portion of the community they see as the identity of the community to look down on anyone who wants to come in and set up shop.
For a lot of them, they don't give too much of a crap about attracting revenue. If it's a good area ideal for business, then they can afford to be picky, but probably aren't too concerned about taxes anyways. The wealth element matters here also because wealthy people who are pillars of their area generally want to keep low class people out. It's part of why the lower class the area the more alcohol stores etc.
So there's not always a lobby involved at all. Local councils tell businesses to fuck off all the time. It's really smart to get in good with council members as a businessman and get involved in the community for that reason... if you've ever seen local businesses doing just random community stuff, this is why. They show they are a part of the community and not just trashing up the place and they get a more positive audience with the council, bit less hassle on whatever ordinances. It's just good business.
If a Hooter's can't open somewhere then a bikini bar can't, and Hooter's has a lot of trouble opening all over the place. The only exception would be certain parts of certain big cities, with very strict rules, very very DGAF crime-free liberal areas which are few and far between, and trashy strip-club areas.
fuck the galaxy
Tips would be much more expected and lets face it, most of you losers are going to shell out 2x the price of the coffee just to feel like you had a chance to get laid (even though you know you'll never get laid).
Personally I don't buy overpriced coffee anywhere. People who go to Starbucks regularly are idiots. You can buy excellent quality coffee beans and grind them yourself for way better coffee at a fraction of the price, with no need to detour or stop anywhere. Waking up to better coffee for cheaper is what smart people do. Going to Starbucks or wherever is what idiots do.
Budget coffee for working class folk or commuters is ok, but overpriced shit coffee is stupid.
If you're not in Washington you'll have to look pretty hard. Google bikini coffee and your state and you might find something.
Morgan Hultgren #2
They're called boyshorts.
has sucked me off countless times
Whenever there's no other option but Starbucks I'll just get their drip. Can't stand their sweetened milky "espresso" drinks. Though I do sometimes get mochas if I'm in the mood for hot chocolate.
I'm guessing it's just the lighting
I've only been to one of these places in WA, so I can't speak for how it works elsewhere...
But if you pay with a $20, they will ask if they can keep the change. If you say yes, they will flash their tits (assuming they aren't wearing pasties) and flash their pussy and ass. If you get lucky they might finger themselves a bit for you.
I have heard stories that other "services" are available with some girls, but I have no firsthand experience there.
They've been cracking down on this lately, but I'm guessing plenty of girls still do it depending on where the place is. My bet is that 90% of the time you'll just end up paying $20 for a coffee.
we just had a stand convert to bikini on the i30 leading into portland. only reason id ever stop there. now if they served case study or oblique or coava? erryday fur dat quality bean.
Starbucks regular coffee isn't that great though. You can make better coffee cheaper at home and spend all that extra money on a great coffee machine or whatever you want. That's the point with people who go to coffee shops... they're just buying the Starbucks brand logo because they incorrectly equate it with good coffee. But trust me, brand effect works even better when you're drinking the real good stuff, freshly ground beans at home, and you'll pay less anyways.
I've been to plenty of good coffee shops, with good atmospheres, seating, services, community, AND great coffee with new bean selections often. However Starbucks is not that. You're better off just going to a drive-through budget coffee place than Starbucks, because it's basically the same quality coffee anyways.
More Morgan. Tits are fake but I still think she's hotasfuck. She's working at Foxy Lady Lattes in Mount Vernon I believe.
I'm not an idiot. This morning I ground some Peets Coffee Sumatra Dark Roast whole beans rather coarse and put that in my french press for my cup. That kind of coffee is obviously preferred. But I'm not a coffee snob and will get it pretty much anywhere besides a fast food joint. Obviously there's great degrees of quality but coffee is (usually) coffee.
In my experience, if they aren't up for extras they won't ask to keep the change. They just give you your change and expect a normal tip.
But I am sure there are some cunts out there who will ask to keep it and then just shut the window.
Ah, that makes sense.
This more your style?
danni meow is a barista...google her, she has a twitter
Off topic but interesting; medium roast is now being recognized for the best range of flavors. Coffee snobs are now gravitating to it because dark roast got so much attention due to French cultural cheat codes in all things food and drink and because of that various medium roasts haven't been getting their dues.
I'm not a coffee snob either, because snobs in the food and drink world are such idiots.
You'll have to dig for the good stuff though.
I've heard that light roast actually has the most caffeine, contrary to popular belief. Is that true?
Love me or love her? I'm pretty sad I haven't found more bikini baristas in Sounders stuff. Can find more in Mariners gear than Sounders. And none in Sonics gear, unfortunately. Maybe that says something about the target demo?
She's bad and supper nice
OP you go to these places sometimes?
one of my favs of these chicks at Jenny Nguyen (pic related), supposedly works at Cafe Lu or something
Never been to these though, only been to Hooters once, lel
Why isn't this a goddamn gif
woulsn't show the goods
It's hit or miss. Definitely better than Starbucks.
you can get juice too
Im in love with every single one of these girls ...
are they only in Washington!?!?
It's a drive through coffee stand. You drive up and they serve you drip, espresso, tea, maybe a smoothie or a milkshake, I dunno. You tip them to make em smile or sometimes tip a lot to get them to show their tits or rarely tip them a ton to get them to blow/fuck you.
you drive up to a small booth, and they serve you through a widow
Some used to, but they're cracking down on that. All kinds of stories of baristas, owners, even cops getting busted for the "extras."
this one on the right sucked me dry for 50, not the cutest, but she loves to eat cum
So their whores who sell coffee?
What a joke... Sad shits will do
Anything to have a woman act interested... It's like... Way sadder thN just going to a fucking strip club... Beta coffee fag... Can't believe that's a thing..
kek of the week comment. and really, you're just jealous. and by the way, if you can't spell THEY'RE correctly, then really. you're too stupid to be allowed an opinion.
it's takes ages to build up their trust. gallons of shit coffee and lots of innuendo. she wanted to escort as it turns out so i told her i'd test drive her skills...
This chick looks like Bernadette from bbt