can we get a best of /b/ thread going? bored as shit
sounds good ill contribute a little but nothing new
nigger what? You wanna see all them gross neckbeard manflaps? That's disgusting.
If you don't like I'll stop dumping.
I've seen this a million times but I don't get it. What did this guy do?
kinda poor quality but if you don't have shit eyes then you can read it
Still the best one ever in my opinion.
It's long, but worth it
Well nothing good enough for you, is it?
He had a made up relationship with some trip from /sp/. He archived all of his posts, created imaginary sitcoms featuring himself and said trip and a whole lot of other weird and fucked up shit that you have to see to understand
I also had a story about some guy who played a bear, with maxed out bluff, he had a butler to translage, everybody thought he was human.
Called Sir Bearington.
It's a good story as well, but I can't seem to find it on my pc anymore. But if you find it, it's read worthy.
I've seen this, and I know I have it saved somewhere on my comp. I also can't seem to find it at the time.
well whatever. clean your desktop up. extremely cluttered.
Might as well contribute after my fuck up!
Posting some of mine
This one is long, but fucking well worth it
Yeah some DM's suck the fun out of games but on the other hand I can see the reasoning behind not allowing a character like that. Some groups prefer serious quests with a serious DMer; others not so much.
I know if I'd been in the group with Los Tibruon I'd be wtfing and annoyed that he wasn't taking it seriously the whole time. It's funny and great to read a campaign that had something like that, but lol...actually being involved...I've had countless members in a campaign just pull some stupid shit and get us into some serious shenanigans as well.
This one gets me everytime
Imo the campaign I'm playing now, with said DM, is great fun. It's seriousness combined with fun now and then. Lots of references to stuff we all enjoy, while still keeping a serious storyline.
Also, whenever I pull shenannigans and get into trouble, it's mostly my fault.
For example, walking in desert, there's finally some water, but also some bandits. out of my RP perspective, I say, fuck the sneaky stuff cuz of bandits, and I go drink water. We all get noticed and nasty fight ensues cuz of my thirst.
Anyone still lurking? Got quite a few more left
LOL yep. Had a rogue in my last group who literally had no mind for teamwork.
>rogue gonna rogue whatever
Constantly got us into fights that almost got us a killed, would open up chests without checking for traps (like wut). Once just straight up walked into a boobytrapped tower and the fight everyone had last two sessions, it was that tedious. Whenever we'd say something he'd straight up be like "I don't care dude, I'm just here to play"
>playing involves teamwork idiot
Needless to say, that campaign didn't last long. Even the DM was irritated with that shit.
will continue dumping then
As was I, it was hilarious
AGGHH MR BONES. I have the whole thing in one.
Post it please? I hate having it saved in 3
Here's a response someone made to that. Someone tried to add it to the post about having 60,000 plays but it was shit.
Oh those kinda people are annoying.
No, we first thouroughly talk everything through before taking actions.
Unless we talk to long, than the DM puts down an hourglass, and we end up wrecking some shit.
Yeah we would try to talk about it as a group and sometimes the dude would oblige (HA) us, but other times he'd just be like "I just wanna kill something, lets go"
AUGH. Experiences like this are why I pretty much quit D&D
Sorry, this one'll hit you like a ton of bricks.
I cry every time, I'm bawling right now
Welcome, Mr Bones was the best shit I ever saw.
last one now, peace out friends
Classic and Obligatory
was probably asked to do. don't assume, faggot.
*to do so
I've been up all night and should be sleeping right now.
We didn't have a whole lot of other people interested in joining at the time, plus he managed to pull another person into the group.
It all kinda fell apart on it's own, which everyone was fine with.
But, I've had several experiences like this with different people and it's just gotten to the point where playing is almost not worth it anymore.
wow i always wanted to tell you that you are a failure. you made one semi funny comment and then screencapped every single comment from other ppl. i bet your mother said she is proud on you when you showed her this thread, right?
god you really are a failure. there, i dreamed of this day for a long time. to tell the actual faggot who posted and screencapped this how much he suck. damn. satisfying. kill yourself.
At what fucking point did I ever claim to have screencapped this shit. Because I didn't, and I'm not the person who did.
>BEING THIS NEW
In conclusion you're a faggot who needs to lurkmoar
The stupidest part of this is that if he'd just yelled out the door to his supposed friends for some TP instead of defiling a family heirloom, the damn thing wouldn't have happened.
The world is filled with idiots.
of all people 4channers hate 4channer the most
only a couple more and then I'm gonna eat and pass out. It's been real.
>read that story a while ago
>mention my chest looks the same
>some dude wants to see it
>post my tits on 4chan
Is this really a disorder? I had a best friend who a slight indentation like this on her as well, but I was a kid, like 10 or 11 and never thought anything of it. It's just now occurring to me that this isn't common place, as she is the only one I'd ever seen have a chest like this-although not to this degree.
implying that would'nt be the 4chan thing to do
This one is posted a lot, but still gold.
Do you even chan?
wow. I feel stupid for not knowing this was a real thing, but like I said I'd only ever seen one person with it and we were both kids. Reading up on it now, and it's mentioning heart problems...her indent was quite slight from what I remember so I don't think she had as a hard a time with that shit since we were so "edgy" as kids and tried to be cool by smoking cigs we snatched from her mom and older sister.
>mfw fags don't know what mfw means
it's a new meme. you say it when something happens and it's silly
i cry everytime
I NEVER COMMENTED ON THOSE POSTS BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE WHEN THEY HAPPENED.
I hope you're joking. I know you're joking. mfw=my face when followed by a picture of your reaction/face
>please be joking
>tfw winter is the new summer
i never joke about the memes
Had multiple trips to the hospital to try and get surgery, ended up saying no because I only wanted it done due to embarressment. The real reason is because It hurts when I breath in too much. Ah well, everyone I've told doesn't give no fucks
are you for real?
You just ruined jimmy buffet for me, Anon
Can't even remember what the thread was about, I think it was something to do with Gamer Gate or Zoe Quin and Moot just barged his way into a nice debate and shat on it with his bans.
why. all i see in that screenshot, is everyday's faggotry
sounds like typical moot to me. he's such a whiny bitch.
>come at me moot
i don't really get it.
This thread has been good to me. I've seen better stuff on here than I had in a while. Thanks /b/ros
kid was sexually attracted to tile patterns
was made fun of by /v/
what's to get?
i just don't think it's that weird
uhhhhhhh it's totally weird lol
still you shouldn't self-screencap semi-funny things you post. shame on you. it's like liking your own facebook post, or sucking your own dick. although it may feel right, it's wrong. and i hate you.
are you deaf? HE SAID HE DID NOT TAKE THAT SCREENSHOT
My mates and I get together when MGS 4 comes out, can't wait to play.
Have a smoke, start game.
Snake is old af.
Keeps holding his back.
Never get to know what the story is as every time someone speaks to snake in game, there's a chorus of.-
"Who's that there?"
"What?! What?! Are you John's boy?"
"Such a nice young man calling your grandfather"
I had read the frog story before. Had no idea there were more.
Sweet Christ, I imagine that guy's dad would have been the most notorious serial killer in history in another scenario.
I'll dump some because I saved some from this thread.