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alright /b/. im going to kill myself, 86 decides how

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alright /b/. im going to kill myself, 86 decides how
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you live
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>>573796879
dont do pills, shit doesnt work
best would be get on top of building and jump
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>>573796879
wear a gorilla suit, buy a grenade.
Go to local mall, remove ring and scream: aloo snackbar!, dance a bit and detonate it.
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With a gun
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don't (?
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>>573796879
fap yourself to death
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Don't kill yourself. 86 says so
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Cover yourself in concrete. Become a statue.
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Don't do it, pussy
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Helium
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jump on front of a elementary school bus
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Bullet through the brain-housing
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How to kill self: don't
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>>573796879
at least tell us why
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fapping to images of your grandmother
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rip in peace
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>>573796879
natural causes
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>>573797980
reroll
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hot bath + blood thinners + vertical wrist slit. Add drugs while bleeding if you want

>my friend has tried to OD 5 times
>no is kill?
>suicidal idiots are idiots
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Buy a tub of hydrochloric
Acid OR lye. You must make an aluminum foil suit and put it on. Hold a lighter in the air and yell "Jesus died for our sins and then die in a blaze of glory.
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>>573796879
Cyanide gas
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>>573798135
reroll 2
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>>573796879
Goldfish overdose :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGaCN1Rmoyk
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Go all black face in the ghetto and rob a drug dealer.
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>>573796879
don't do it
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Of old age, peacefully, surrounded by your loving family and grandchildren, after having lived a full, exciting, and ultimately meaningful life.
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Eat so much poop your belly pops
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>>573798169
69 win. Rerolling
>tfw /b/ adds 10 seconds to reply limit
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>>573796879

hara kiri
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>>573796879
>went in the girls locker room under disguise. Saw some titties.

>changed my grades on the schools server just before graduating (i worked in the office part time)

>got laid in the photo lab during class

>sold a thousand dollars a week in shrooms that I got for $40. Every week, one transaction.

Lots of other good stuff too, just have to think.
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By slow normal absorption of standard daily values of oxygen until its inherent wear on your body causes your inevitable death.

faggot.
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overdose of cum
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Wait until the next big furry convention.
Molatovs and suicide bombing.
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>>573798240
Reroll
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as you lie to our online community think of your life as a blessing and not a burden. maybe look forward to something for once. try an get some pussy or do something edgy cant u find something to peak your interest to fux's with? rolling for 86 tho */ death hustling and drug dealing living and dieing by the gun.^
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>>573797587
So close. Re-roll for 86. Same shit
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>>573798301
reroll 3
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By living and waiting till you're old and shit and pass out.
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>>573798486
win?
OP must post process
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>>573798448
reroll
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>>573798486
winrar
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>>573798486
WINRAR
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>>573798486
winrar
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>>573798486
Woooooooooooooooo
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1.Cut off dick
2.look at gay porn (op is fag)
3. When blood rushed to dick you bleed out
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>>573798486
>>573798486
HOLY KEK
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Cut your dick off with a butterknife
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>>573798280
damn. was close.
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Rob a bank and have police officers shoot your ass
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deliver fag
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>>573798486

You... Oh boy.
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>>573798486

i...would like to see this, actually
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Shoot whole family then yourself.
I'd tell you to not kill yourself, but this is /b/, you're a waste of space just by being here and you won't be missed.
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>>573798486
well shit
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>>573798486 well
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you live
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>>573798486
oh shit nigga
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reroll speeding in a vehicle being 100%careful as possible
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1.Cut off dick
2.look at gay porn (op is fag)
3. When blood rushed to dick you bleed out
4. Die
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you don't.
rolling.
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>>573796879
shotgun to the dick
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>>573798486


KEK
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Slather milk and hone on every square inch of your body and fill all the cracks and crevices with it. Have someone tie you to a boat and put it in a swamp. Eventually all the bugs will swarm to you and feast upon your flesh until your death 10 days later. You won't be able to hear your last thoughts, let alone your screams over the buzzing, chewing, and knawing of all the insects.
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>>573796879
ure not going to do a sudoku, you will buy a ticket tomorrow and win some cash and will move on with life and live happy
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>>573796879

Get a Tumblr account.
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>>573796879
Don't kill yourself, find a reason to live.
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>>573796879

How about you stop fucking relying on a god damn board to end your life.
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>>573798486
this may take a while, but I accept it
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>>573799019
the most elaborate op is gay joke I have ever heard
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>>573799079

Get the fuck out of this site newfag.
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Don't do it, but if I HAD TO, I would skydive from space into the earth without a parachute screaming "TO VALHALLA!!!!!!!!" But seriously man don't do it.
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>>573797032
>>573797461
>>573797587
>>573797761
>>573797980
>>573798002
>>573798331
>>573798347
>>573798468
>>573798506
>>573798607
>>573798917
>>573799039
>>573799071
>>573799079
>>573799107
>>573799238

How about you all gtfo, this is /b/ OP must an hero for our entertainment. You faggots have no value here.
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Rolling for OPs death..
I pick Anal shotgun blast with a buck shot.
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>>573796879
This
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>>573798486
whelp....
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>>573799204
yes!
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>>573796879
Old age
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Also this is now a gore thread
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>>573798486

Winrar.....


Godspeed OP
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Stab yourself in the heart
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reroll for OPs death.
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Stab yourself in the pelvis until you bleed to death
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wait until you die naturally faggot.

It's the most metal way to kill yourself. Takes forever, extremely painful.
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>>573796879
starvation.
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Hang yourself by your dick and just wait.
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>>573800080
reroll
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Tie a rope around your feet and a slightly shorter very thin wire around your neck. The wire has to be strong enough not to break from the force and thin enough to cut your head off. Tie them both to something solid on the roof of a building. Super glue your hands to each side of your head and wait for it to set. Jump.
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>>573800203
Rolling for this.
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>>573799705
I hate you
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>>573800385
So close, rerolling
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Not to be a bad influence but as soon as you pull the trigger all of your pain and suffering and worry and desperateness will be immediately be lifted and you will sleep in eternal peace! But dont do it!
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By living a happy, long life.
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>>573796879
ou will kill yourself cause you are a massive pussy. A real man would face his problems and overcome them. Faggot bottom bitches kill them selves because their pussy hurts. Normal life is just too challenging for their stupid asses. Fuck you we will be glad to bee with out retards like you around. Make your last act impressive (unlike your life) and go big and decide for your self. Something big so everyone can say he was a little pussy fag in life but he almost made up for it with a mediocre suicide. Fuck you pussy
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>>573797980
roll
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Gun to the fuckin head
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>>573798486
That is totally rad.
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>>573796879

Find a tv reporter doing a live broadcast. Get close enough they can easily film you. Pull out gun, yell "For feminism!" then put it in mouth and pull the trigger.
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become a hitchhiker. another anon did it like 2 months ago I think he's dead or laying low he was going towards louisiana
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>>573801000
Nice trips
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Get!
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>>573801000
Trips

>>573796879
Ya gotta do that
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I think hijacking a plane and crashing it into the white house would be quite the story
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>>573801442
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>>573796879

I sympathize with you as a human, op, and I want you to know I want you to live. I hope you battle through your current troubles and come out a happy person.
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Niggers
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>>573800640
All the pain will be lifted and placed on everybody who cares about him. He is a selfish cunt and deserves to try suicide and end up as a veggie tale for the rest of his painful life. Scumbag bitch that he is.
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OP don't do it u nignog, if life isn't working for you that's when you make an adjustment. move to some tiny island in the carribean if society's not working for you
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whatever you do, make sure it involves no less than 10 live chickens
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smoke 20kg of weed in 24hrs
livestream it to faggot
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