Ask a dude who just became a billionaire anything.
You can have some Entenmann's Cookies
I took some time off, but i'm back now
They still segregate me, I have to ride my horse in the back of the group.
Come make it rain on me?
Imagine buying a cheap but known sweet factory and reshape all the seets into little dicks for one week. Then change back, pretend nothing ever happened. If asked about, tell them, it was a "bunny" shape and no penis and they are gross for suspect such a thing
Cash on hand, well in Bank but I can get at it whenever I please. Took out some bills for my /b/ros
I create products for people. That's basically the gist of it.
I'm a cheap nigger, I didn't get rich by buying high quality shit
That's stupid and you know it.
Holla Holla we in dah club doin the hucklebuckle on dis hoes
>having a nose this big and not becoming an hero
Making products for people, based on requirements of said products the amount it takes to produce said products along with demand for them. After that's factored we create. It ranges from clothing to technical to electrical to luxury.
All I have is cookies
how many pairs of shoes can you buy with that money
>or 0 cause you have to pay child support to 5 different white chicks, so really 2 cause we know that isnt happening
OP is a liar; no nigger ever stole anything that was something OTHER than anything not nailed down; that is to say, unless someone left a box with a billion dollars sitting around, OP didn't steal it. Niggers steal things, or small amounts of money up to and including the contents of cash registers at liquor stores and gas stations. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I have no children, not for lack of trying. My hand won't get pregnant.
Nigger in your Windows 8
implying that you have no idea what I just said
implying that OP is really a billionaire and that I'm somehow jealous of that fantasy
What's the meaning of life?
Fine..it breaks my heart. But here take it..
I like to think if I came into some serious dough like that I'd give everyone that came into my thread on /b/ at least a few thousand dollars. Even the faggest of the fags. This place has provided so much entertainment for me over the last decade.
This is how OP did it, he just doesn't want to share the love. Pic related.
>Black guy donating to Africa
I would share a good 20 amoung everyone.
Check out my dick though
How much chicken you gonna buy
MAKE SOME FUCKING MONIES POOR FAGGOTS.
That isn't a billion op
A bucket full....a KFC bucket full
Received this today
Can you paypal me a 100 bucks for the sake of my dubs if not for your generousity
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OP you're fucking boring, you clame to be a billionair wich i honestly dont give a fuck about. now do something with the money for our entertaiment. i mean, what else are you doing here? also go play some smash melee, you're wasting your time doing jack shit. you could have been a good falco. all the black people play falco.
I'll pay u cause ur my pal
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>donate 90% of your money to quality charity
>still have one hundred million dollars
>still set for life
>made ridiculous impact on world
>lived same life you would as billionaire
>Be me like 2 months ago
>chatting with this girl I haven't seen since school like 5 years ago
>I talk to her through facebook for a couple weeks. she's really fucking cool, smart funny etc. A real catch
>I tell my best friend of 10 years through steam(mutual friends with her like 5 years ago) that I started talking to her again
>He remembers her and is like "oh yeah I'm gonna add her now"
>I warn him that I'm interested as fuck and ask him "I'm asking you as a bro, I dont want you to contact her. It will make it weird for me"
>I swear to god literally two days later he's fucking her and bragging about it to me and my friends.
What do I do? I havent talked to him since. I'm thinking just ex-communicate him
I can't stay with my wife and new born son in the UK becasue we don't meet the finicial requirment.
I'm american and she British. She can't get to the USA because of visa issues. We tried and it was denied.
Because I don't earn 18,600 pounds a year. I am medically retired from the Military and make 13,000 pounds.
so my options are
- miracously get 32,000 pounds for 6 months in my wifes name because with a visa you can use savings but it needs to be the finicial requirment x2 years.
-get 100% disability (I'm 80%) at the moment and earn 1525.55 + CRSC for combat injuries at which point I need to have to 6 months prior to applying for a visa
-or leave the UK until I have the 30,000 or my wife gets a job worth at least 19,000/year
We went and saw an immigration lawyer and said I could apply for a stay with a family member visa but it'll likely get denied. It'll buy us two months.
So do you got 32,000 pounds I can have? about $75,000 I can have
I'll have to talk to my banker.
This has now in our society become a term of endearment most of the time.
Nigga is even more flexible than the word man.
Simply by changing tone, the word can be used to express an incredibly wide array of emotions.
draw me a picture of your ideal waifu
I have a Big beef, about 9 inch thick and 10 inch long. Can't blame her it does look funny.
I MISSED U TOO ANON-SAN
Something I drew awhile back.
Although it wouldn't happen in this universe it would be nice if by some chance 4chan saved us. It's ganna suck missing most of my boys first things. It's one of the reason I was ok leaving the miitary. At least I could see my first son born n shit. But now it's just more political bs. We're not on benifits or anything and we live fine and happily but just because I don't make that amount of money I have to leave back to the US.
I give to people in need when they don't need anything.
I'll show u 20 50 dolla bills
if anyone is willing to help me out. any amount will help me guys.. havening such a hard time recently.. having to eat one meal a day .. i know it 4chan but to be honest nothing is below me at this point. posting from a 2002 hp on borrowed wifi..
paypal me ANYTHING [email protected] google mail com
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I live in New York City, pretty fun place. Though considering I just moved here it's pretty wicked
Not tipping is downright evil. For something like a pizza I always tip 50-100%, because I treat delivery people as I would a good friend. Whenever I place an order, I always chat and joke around just like I would with a friend, and the people down at the pizza place get a real kick out of it I bet. I always order a veggie pizza. I used to just get cheese, but I learned that cheese pizza is code for wanting to rub boys and girls between their tan little legs, and I don’t want the pizza place to think I’m a sicko! After I order, I watch out the window until the driver comes. They usually say it won't arrive for twenty minutes, but I always worry there might be someone else that ordered the same pizza in the area and couldn't pay, and then they might decide just to stop at my house on the way back (which would be fine!), and if I'm not there I might miss it. When I see the car pull up I open the door for the driver and then just go out to meet him at his car so we can have time to chat. I usually try to chat with the driver for 10 minutes or so, just to catch them up on the things going on in my life. When I do go inside I put each slice on its own individual paper plate and put the plates on all the chairs of the living room, so it feels like the cats and I all are all sitting around together, watching Dr. Phil. He's so funny! But really smart, too. I feel like he really understands what it's like for healthy people to have to deal with rude skinnys all day. During the show I usually go around the room and help the cats finish the pizza. Sometimes they don't even know I’m helping! But I help them anyway, for their own sake. Too much people food isn’t always good for cats, even veggie pizza! Anyway, that's how I do it, anon! You know, I feel like seeing this thread is probably a sign from above that I’m supposed to order pizza today. Everything happens for a reason, anon! God bless~
buy me DAY Z on steam
OP any money would be good my house burnt down a year ago and I need money to pay for stuff that the insurance didn't cover.
Paypal: [email protected]
Proof in this thread:
I'll bring some bullets so no body money hungry takes our dough and bread and butter yo
Cover of my new Mixtape, BillionBoy locked behind Bars
1) They locked a nigga up
2) Niggas /b/ real
3) Niggers N Watermellon ft Mooty
4) Balls on the corner
5) KKK on me
Can you give me a job OP?
Ever feel like owning a white person OP?
Gimme a couple grand a month and a plane ticket and you've got yourself a shiny new whiteboy willing to drive you around like mrs. Daisy and call you massah every time I'm addressed.
You'll be king of the black people.
what would be my job description?
You kidding me?
Laugh it off and remember this time it's winners take all in this life and you got no friends.
You can't call dibs on a girl cause you talking to her on Facebook, you're pathetic. What's even worse is that you took so long to close the deal someone else came in after and did. You got no game, you got no friends and you got no sense...
I'm a loyal genuine guy. My friends fucked me over cause they were jealous, I stopped enjoying their company too negative for me, next thing they calling my ass daily and I ignoring or i see them in a club they calling me selfish...
I realised, they'll never see their mistakes, they'll think you the asshole. So u dump there ass, be too busy for them and remember: this aint a petty game, they proved they ain't friends and you got more important things to do than manage in loyal friends. So.. You move on and you don't look back. Onto the next challenge.
well you said would he like to "own" a white guy. as soon as he made you sleep in the garage or fight other white guys to the death or whatever you'd be out the door.
what about indentured servant? or maybe he can hold some shit over you that he can blackmail you with ifyou try to quit. would that work for you?
op, ill be your whitey wrangler for a few bucks. hell, just give me some of your unwanted black babes. i got my own $$$
Can I have 200 bucks for the finishing touches on my PC build?
Been wanting one for years but gotta pay expenses man. Right now I have about 800 bucks saved up (finally) and just need like another 200 to really complete the build.
>implying nigger millions are worth more than white men coins
I raise you my trillions filthy peasant.
I've slept in worse places than a garage and I've fought for a lot less than a 2grand a month. I'll go Mandingo on a bitch
Are those really the worst things you could come up with? You'd be his housenigga I bet.
basically running out errands, In all honesty it doesn't feel like work. It's basically we give you a car (assuming you can drive) and give out product orders. Starting salary is abou 4k every 2 weeks.