Ask a dude who just became a billionaire anything.

>>573549907
Who did you steal it from?

Who did you steal it from?

>>573549907
Y u look so fake and pasta ?

>>573549907

Roughly $428

can i have 50 bucks?

>>573549907
Dr DRE?

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>>573550270
I didn't steal it, I work a high paying job and earned it.

>>573549907
Got dat welfare check huh?

>>573549907
monopoly right? or did you move to zimbabwi?

>>573549907
Why do you waste your time posting pictures of niggers?

fucking niggers these days

>>573549907
monopoly is not real life

How does it feel to be the first black man in the scout squad from Attack on Titan.

>>573549907
Where've you been nigger-chan?

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>>573550340
You can have some Entenmann's Cookies

>>573549907
Arent you the Attack On Titan dude?

first things first, give me 10,000 dollars to prove it

shouldnt be but a drop in the bucket for a billionaire

>>573550416
I didn't know they paid cotton pickers that much

>>573549907

do you have cash on hand or is it a work in progress type of deal?

>>573549907
What do you do for living?

Fuck off you unfunny giga nosed niggerfaggot.

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>>573550615
I took some time off, but i'm back now

>>573550740
Yes.

>>573550606
They still segregate me, I have to ride my horse in the back of the group.

>>573549907
>claims to have a billion dollars
>is sitting on a bunk bed

Why would you be wasting time here instead of going and traveling the world?
Have you given consideration to giving to a couple of medical based charities?

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>>573549907
Come make it rain on me?

>>573549907
niggerchan fraunding, holla atcha boy

>>573549907
well fuck man.. if its for real - congrats. Do some good shit with it!

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>>573550992

So your a pimp or dealer then

Been saving those welfare checks, huh OP?

>>573551187
>living the dream

Few hundred, maybe a thou or two in your hand there. Not even marginally proof of billionaire-dom

How many stolen bikes did that take?

Imagine buying a cheap but known sweet factory and reshape all the seets into little dicks for one week. Then change back, pretend nothing ever happened. If asked about, tell them, it was a "bunny" shape and no penis and they are gross for suspect such a thing

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>>573550831
Cash on hand, well in Bank but I can get at it whenever I please. Took out some bills for my /b/ros

>>573550914
I create products for people. That's basically the gist of it.

>>573551187
I'm a cheap nigger, I didn't get rich by buying high quality shit

>>573551203
That's stupid and you know it.

>>573551241
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>573551267
Holla Holla we in dah club doin the hucklebuckle on dis hoes

>>573551285
Thanks /b/ro!

>>573550416
What job was it

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>>573551301
>having a nose this big and not becoming an hero

>>573551907
Cooking crack rock and isn't the same as creating products tho

>>573551930
Making products for people, based on requirements of said products the amount it takes to produce said products along with demand for them. After that's factored we create. It ranges from clothing to technical to electrical to luxury.

>>573552501
What is this profession called

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>>573552926
Theft.

>>573553410

Send me Steam money or buy me games ? :D

hey OP post a pic of you eating that money like the rest of the niggers do

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>>573554163
All I have is cookies

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>>573549907
how many pairs of shoes can you buy with that money

>2
>or 0 cause you have to pay child support to 5 different white chicks, so really 2 cause we know that isnt happening

send some of that "dolla dolla bill y'all" my way?

>>573549907
>>573553410
OP is a liar; no nigger ever stole anything that was something OTHER than anything not nailed down; that is to say, unless someone left a box with a billion dollars sitting around, OP didn't steal it. Niggers steal things, or small amounts of money up to and including the contents of cash registers at liquor stores and gas stations. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP please make a money sandwich.

>>573549907
did you rb bill gates nigger?

>>573549907
write a billion dollar check and eat it faggot

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>>573554512
wut.
>>573554356
>>573554353
I have no children, not for lack of trying. My hand won't get pregnant.
>>573554713
Nigger in your Windows 8

>>573550416
You don't make that kind of money by having a "job". Fuck off.

>>573554512
So much butthurt

>>573554957
Fellow nigger here OP
Buy me a plane ticket to yours and let me live with you
You can fiddle me whenever you want

>>573555767
>>573554957
>wut
implying that you have no idea what I just said
>butthurt
implying that OP is really a billionaire and that I'm somehow jealous of that fantasy

>>573551907
how did you get so muh $$$

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Nigger chan...

What's the meaning of life?

billionaire, eh?
Burn all that money then, it ain't much anyways.

fuckin shitskin monkey

>>573549907
Share the Love?
Will you be selfish?

OP is a fucking nigger

>>573557401
To eat fried chicken and bang womenz, perferably white womenz. And be gansta and watermelon

>>573557235
I can dick a girl good in bed

>>573557570
Best response.

>>573549907
now i know where the term (nigger rich), came from

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>>573557696
Fine..it breaks my heart. But here take it..

>>573552037
>being this mad

Are you gonna spend the money on a private detective to find daddy?

>>573557815
can you employ me? I need a job.

I like to think if I came into some serious dough like that I'd give everyone that came into my thread on /b/ at least a few thousand dollars. Even the faggest of the fags. This place has provided so much entertainment for me over the last decade.

OP donate to money to help Africa and ebola

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This is how OP did it, he just doesn't want to share the love. Pic related.

>>573558639
>help africa and ebola
>help ebola
seconded

>>573549907
How many dicks did you suck to earn that much, OP?

should buy me a blue yeti microphone then, prove you are srs OP

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>>573558639
>Black guy donating to Africa
>Black
>Africa

>>573558520
I would share a good 20 amoung everyone.

Check out my dick though

Typical nigger exaggerating the amount of cash he has.

>>573558117
Thank you my friend for now I am rich.

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OP is a faggot.

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How much chicken you gonna buy

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MAKE SOME FUCKING MONIES POOR FAGGOTS.

>>573559724
does this shit really Works dude?

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>>573549907
That isn't a billion op

>>573550416
A black guy working a high paying job. Lol. Right nigga. Probably drugs and thugs life all you know.

>>573559812
yeah, just started it, pretty good so far

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>>573559661
A bucket full....a KFC bucket full

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>>573559812
Received this today

>>573549907
Pfft, haha

I tried to hold my laugh in but I can't. You're so poor I think I might have to donate to your orphanage.

>>573549907
Sheeeeeit

FUCK UR EYES

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Hey OP

Can you paypal me a 100 bucks for the sake of my dubs if not for your generousity

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Don't forget that it's by invite only, so if you think you're clever by going to the site directly instead of using my link you are an idiot. Next post will contain a more "memorable" URL, which I'm about to activate. Please use the tiny url if it no longer works. Thank you.

fuckn niglette

>>573551301

>4chan nigger detected

MODS!!!

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>>573560865

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>superpoints
>dot com
>/4chan

>>573549907
OP you're fucking boring, you clame to be a billionair wich i honestly dont give a fuck about. now do something with the money for our entertaiment. i mean, what else are you doing here? also go play some smash melee, you're wasting your time doing jack shit. you could have been a good falco. all the black people play falco.

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>>573560865
I'll pay u cause ur my pal

share a bit with /b/

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Congratulations to Andre D from Bournemouth for being the first user to sign up from this thread! Extra super points coming your way, bro :)

>>573549907
Did your uncle molested you as a kid?

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Another shout out to Adam C for joining!

>>573561353
so should I commence with my paypal info?

>>573562037
No, you dumb faggot

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#rich gang

Prove you're a fucking billionare OP

>>573553410
nooooice.

How long do you think you'll last before the game bites back?

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>>573562037
Please also include your full name, credit card number, security code and full address associated with the PayPal account. This is purely for verification purposes.

>donate 90% of your money to quality charity
>still have one hundred million dollars
>still set for life
>made ridiculous impact on world
>lived same life you would as billionaire

>Be me like 2 months ago
>chatting with this girl I haven't seen since school like 5 years ago
>I talk to her through facebook for a couple weeks. she's really fucking cool, smart funny etc. A real catch
>I tell my best friend of 10 years through steam(mutual friends with her like 5 years ago) that I started talking to her again
>He remembers her and is like "oh yeah I'm gonna add her now"
>I warn him that I'm interested as fuck and ask him "I'm asking you as a bro, I dont want you to contact her. It will make it weird for me"
>I swear to god literally two days later he's fucking her and bragging about it to me and my friends.
What do I do? I havent talked to him since. I'm thinking just ex-communicate him

>>573551907
If you're a richfag help a /bro out and buy me some stuff on steam

>>573562558
or ex-ecute him?

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>>573562252
#rich gang

>>573562856
Im ready to dude.

>>573562558
This.
>>573562856

If he can't respect that you asked him not to make a move, fuck em

>>573563156
but why couldn't you fuck her and he made it with success in just two days? I automatically assume you're a beta since also you're on 4chan

>>573562947
going to atm right now asshole! pray to god this thread is gone when im back

>>573563317
I'm seriously considering he did it maliciously. I'm so fucking done

>>573549907
Why havent you given me all your money?

hey OP

I can't stay with my wife and new born son in the UK becasue we don't meet the finicial requirment.

I'm american and she British. She can't get to the USA because of visa issues. We tried and it was denied.
Because I don't earn 18,600 pounds a year. I am medically retired from the Military and make 13,000 pounds.

so my options are

- miracously get 32,000 pounds for 6 months in my wifes name because with a visa you can use savings but it needs to be the finicial requirment x2 years.
-get 100% disability (I'm 80%) at the moment and earn 1525.55 + CRSC for combat injuries at which point I need to have to 6 months prior to applying for a visa
-or leave the UK until I have the 30,000 or my wife gets a job worth at least 19,000/year

We went and saw an immigration lawyer and said I could apply for a stay with a family member visa but it'll likely get denied. It'll buy us two months.

So do you got 32,000 pounds I can have? about $75,000 I can have

>>573563763
Because OP knows what the word wealth means.

Why haven't you donated your money?

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>>573564084
I'll have to talk to my banker.

>>573564649
OP what do I do?

Hey OP

My gf wants to see your dick. I don't know why, maybe she thinks it looks funny or something.

>>573549907
I MISSED YOU NIGGERCHAN

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>>573565153
>>573565273

Nigga:Man

This has now in our society become a term of endearment most of the time.

Nigga is even more flexible than the word man.
Simply by changing tone, the word can be used to express an incredibly wide array of emotions.

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>>573564649
draw me a picture of your ideal waifu

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>>573565153
I have a Big beef, about 9 inch thick and 10 inch long. Can't blame her it does look funny.

>>573565273
I MISSED U TOO ANON-SAN

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>>573565543
Something I drew awhile back.

>>573566165
so this is a whore thread?

>>573566165
I like it

Do you give money to people on 4chan now?

>>573566439
Do you give money to people ever?

>>573566520
Yeah but I usually expect it back haha

>>573566520
Plus if I was a billionaire I would happily give random people money.

>>573564649

Although it wouldn't happen in this universe it would be nice if by some chance 4chan saved us. It's ganna suck missing most of my boys first things. It's one of the reason I was ok leaving the miitary. At least I could see my first son born n shit. But now it's just more political bs. We're not on benifits or anything and we live fine and happily but just because I don't make that amount of money I have to leave back to the US.

>>573566797
That's probably why you aren't a billionaire.
>things only dumb, poor people say

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>>573566797
I give to people in need when they don't need anything.

>>573566281
I'll show u 20 50 dolla bills

>>573565609
where do you live op? you seem cool and i don't have enough black people in my circle,. maybe only like 5.

Lyin nigger thats ur welfare check

Yeah, you having fun in Zimbabwe

>>573567016
Well if you're feeling generous OP check out my thread. >>573561370

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>>573567224

>>573567364
Didn't mean to link it to that guys comment but it's the right thread.

>>573549907
>>573550331
if anyone is willing to help me out. any amount will help me guys.. havening such a hard time recently.. having to eat one meal a day .. i know it 4chan but to be honest nothing is below me at this point. posting from a 2002 hp on borrowed wifi..
paypal me ANYTHING harvz1234@ google mail com

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>>573552037
wait
rich
big nose
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>>573567019
I live in New York City, pretty fun place. Though considering I just moved here it's pretty wicked

Not tipping is downright evil. For something like a pizza I always tip 50-100%, because I treat delivery people as I would a good friend. Whenever I place an order, I always chat and joke around just like I would with a friend, and the people down at the pizza place get a real kick out of it I bet. I always order a veggie pizza. I used to just get cheese, but I learned that cheese pizza is code for wanting to rub boys and girls between their tan little legs, and I don’t want the pizza place to think I’m a sicko! After I order, I watch out the window until the driver comes. They usually say it won't arrive for twenty minutes, but I always worry there might be someone else that ordered the same pizza in the area and couldn't pay, and then they might decide just to stop at my house on the way back (which would be fine!), and if I'm not there I might miss it. When I see the car pull up I open the door for the driver and then just go out to meet him at his car so we can have time to chat. I usually try to chat with the driver for 10 minutes or so, just to catch them up on the things going on in my life. When I do go inside I put each slice on its own individual paper plate and put the plates on all the chairs of the living room, so it feels like the cats and I all are all sitting around together, watching Dr. Phil. He's so funny! But really smart, too. I feel like he really understands what it's like for healthy people to have to deal with rude skinnys all day. During the show I usually go around the room and help the cats finish the pizza. Sometimes they don't even know I’m helping! But I help them anyway, for their own sake. Too much people food isn’t always good for cats, even veggie pizza! Anyway, that's how I do it, anon! You know, I feel like seeing this thread is probably a sign from above that I’m supposed to order pizza today. Everything happens for a reason, anon! God bless~

>>573549907
Lol, nice bait dirty nigger

>>573552501

sounds like Ali Baba.

you're chinese, right?

>>573549907
nigger holding almost enough money to buy a vespa...

>>573559110
Your dick looks like your arm, OP. Weird.

>>573567591
me too op! let's meet at a bar on the LES. gotta dfind somewhere ok with black people.

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>>573549907
PROOF IT.
buy me DAY Z on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Alcachofa/

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>>573567656
Tipping intensifies.

>>573550120
>>573550331
/bread

>>573567923
>socialist personality detected

>>573559110
OP any money would be good my house burnt down a year ago and I need money to pay for stuff that the insurance didn't cover.
Paypal: [email protected]
Proof in this thread: >>573551967

>>573567464
wut?

>>573565609
>>573560105
>>573567591
Do all billionaires have bunk beds?

>>573551907
You work for Citi bank.
Quit the bs Op...

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>>573567856
>>573567923
I'll bring some bullets so no body money hungry takes our dough and bread and butter yo

>>573567591
wait, you don't call yourself elvis do you?

>>573568367
Welcome to 4chan.

Take my hand and I will show you around.

>>573568446
you can get free tshirts every fucking day in new york city.

>>573568492
bah, don't worry about that. no one is going to think we have mad cash

>>573568168
cuz im chilean?
>>573568294
this.

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Cover of my new Mixtape, BillionBoy locked behind Bars

1) They locked a nigga up

2) Niggas /b/ real

3) Niggers N Watermellon ft Mooty

4) Balls on the corner

5) KKK on me

Do you have Ebola?

Can I have money

_me

>>573569819
>>573568294

Me too please OP

Op help a nigga out with these college bills items only $11,000 what's that to you?

>>573569958
It's* idk why phone corrected to items.

Aren't you the AoT nigger?

you're a billionare... but you...work... a high paying job.

you're just upper middle clase, but since you're a nigger that it something to be proud of.

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>>573569363
Can you give me a job OP?

>>573569363
Can i get some money(150) /b/ro?

>>573562558

beat his ass...
not a good friend, and she isn't a real catch clearly.

>>573570802
I can. But it requires you yo come to NYC.

>>573570961
Will you give it back?

>>573549907
Ever feel like owning a white person OP?
Gimme a couple grand a month and a plane ticket and you've got yourself a shiny new whiteboy willing to drive you around like mrs. Daisy and call you massah every time I'm addressed.

You'll be king of the black people.

bump for money
>>573551967

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>>573571490
what would be my job description?

>>573572090
you can still quit white boy

>>573571194
You kidding me?

Laugh it off and remember this time it's winners take all in this life and you got no friends.

You can't call dibs on a girl cause you talking to her on Facebook, you're pathetic. What's even worse is that you took so long to close the deal someone else came in after and did. You got no game, you got no friends and you got no sense...

I'm a loyal genuine guy. My friends fucked me over cause they were jealous, I stopped enjoying their company too negative for me, next thing they calling my ass daily and I ignoring or i see them in a club they calling me selfish...

I realised, they'll never see their mistakes, they'll think you the asshole. So u dump there ass, be too busy for them and remember: this aint a petty game, they proved they ain't friends and you got more important things to do than manage in loyal friends. So.. You move on and you don't look back. Onto the next challenge.

>>573571490
I live in a country where is really hard to get dollars,that's bc i'm asking you.

>>573572519
Are you trying to point out that I wouldn't actually be a slave? Because I'd have started with the part where I get payed before that.

>>573573713
well you said would he like to "own" a white guy. as soon as he made you sleep in the garage or fight other white guys to the death or whatever you'd be out the door.

Can you help me pay off my University tuition?

>>573573713
what about indentured servant? or maybe he can hold some shit over you that he can blackmail you with ifyou try to quit. would that work for you?

op, ill be your whitey wrangler for a few bucks. hell, just give me some of your unwanted black babes. i got my own $$$

>>573549907
Can I have 200 bucks for the finishing touches on my PC build?

Been wanting one for years but gotta pay expenses man. Right now I have about 800 bucks saved up (finally) and just need like another 200 to really complete the build.

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>nigger
>implying nigger millions are worth more than white men coins

I raise you my trillions filthy peasant.

>>573574030
I've slept in worse places than a garage and I've fought for a lot less than a 2grand a month. I'll go Mandingo on a bitch

Are those really the worst things you could come up with? You'd be his housenigga I bet.

>>573576689
off the top of my head yeah. tried to think up the worst parts of django ha ha

>>573572517
basically running out errands, In all honesty it doesn't feel like work. It's basically we give you a car (assuming you can drive) and give out product orders. Starting salary is abou 4k every 2 weeks.

inb4 yous Adam

>>573577618
i mnean, besides the whipping and general working to death, obviously.