You nostalgia you lose.
>mfw op got my first iphone 5 at 6 yrs
1. bizzy buzz buzz
both made by ohio arts
wtf, etch-a-sketches are made in china now
4. lincoln logs
5. matchbox cars
6. e-z bake ovens
7. silly putty
8. creepy crawlers ( almost set my bedroom on fire when the thing overheated )
10. chatty cathy dolls
11. slime ( who could forget the awful green goop--me mum had to throw away her fibreglass living room drapes, so she certainly wouldn't )
I miss Mickey Mouse gasmasks
For nostalgia, who else remembers being a kid, hearing about America as a great place to live, free, prosperous, innovative, best at everything, and powerful? Who else remembers hearing about this great place from our proud parents, an America where you didn't need to lock your doors? Homes built in the early 90's don't even have stud screws on the front door.
My apt now has a 3 ft steel strike plate with 24 stud screws and 3 bolts on a steel door. There are still break ins.
Imagine what we'll be telling our kids. "NSA only watches you masturbate through your Xbox 5 Kinnect because terrorists are everywhere!"
How long has it been since you've seen kids playing street hockey? We used to play that all the time as kids, now I don't even see kids outside unless they are doing weird shit. No kidding, on the way home today I saw 4 depressed looking kids pushing a tree swing around back and forth to each other with no one in it. da fuq? I bet their wifi was down and they didn't even know what to do, or own anything to do it with.
My kid will never know the glorious past, or the thrill of bike racing people/playing games in real life and actually winning when you try hard.
All they will know is digital shit and a modern destopia of sjw's, political correctness, 15 genders, spying game consoles, twitter and FB from the moment they are born, and fat acceptance. He'll probably get made fun of for having thick manly facial hair in his teens because he can't fit in with his trans poly swingers middleschool club.
This is why I drink. God I miss the past. How did this happen.
Cheer up pal, you deserve a participation award thats the same size and shape as the winners prize. It doesn't matter if you fail, you just need to try. Why worry about problems you can't solve? The government is there to sort all of that out, all you need to do is help them a bit by complying with the few things they ask you for.
Am I the only person that saw these rugs as a kid and thought they had potential to be way more badass (i.e. Gotham City, or some X-Men shit) and because of that, I didn't have any want for one at all. Churches and hospitals? Come on, man.
>tfw you have 420 as captcha number
>tfw you have captcha
>blaze it anyway
I remember troll chat rooms circa 1996 using these.
do I oldfag, yet?
what is CDs?? Should I get a blood test?
I remember when single player games didn't require a constant internet connection and game companies didn't care who else I let play my game.
Best cereal ever.
Super soakers so heavy you could barely pick them up and had to pump 70 times, so your arm was even more tired.
>the lulz when these kids lost to all of us with the regular size ones
are you kidding me? i would always have super soaker fights with my friend and his brother's friends and we would get wasted by those big guns
fuck you josh
if this doesn't make you nostalgia idk what will
Nah, this is where it was at.When they were still small enough to run around with.
tipex to write on whats on the tape
pencil to rewind
tape tapes piracy