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Dat omelet (spell check is a faggot) Okay boys. Continuation.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Dat omelet (spell check is a faggot)

Okay boys. Continuation. Still waiting on the piss. New rolls decide until I have to piss for original 2nd roll:

41 62 decide.

No violence or shit. Piss is out, we already have that incoming.

Also, MODS ARE FAGS.
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>>571338407
sharpie in pooper
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>>571338407
Do a barrel roll on her.
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>>571338407
Make sex vid and post with creampie
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yaaasssss
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lick her pussy
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show us dat pussy
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cum on belly/tits, pleasr
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stick the tip of your dick in her mouth
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Looking for ass picture!
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Cum on her ass
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>>571338407
put a banana in her pussy
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glad you're back sharpie in pooper!
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Sausage in asshole
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Fuck her with vid.
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cum on her face and post pics

Mods, u sucks.
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ANAL
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>>571338407
Delivar faggot stop stalling
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>>571338407
CREAMPIE!
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spread her pussy and take a picture
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>>571338407
sex vid with creampie
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Finger her ass, video.
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obviously film yourself fucking her, and putting your dick in her mouth. cum on face
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>>571338407
Cock in mouth!
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>>571338593
reroll
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>>571338650
roll
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Rolling for letting her sleep it off and getting her a coffee in the morning!
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get her completely naked and spread her legs
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Lift clit hood & pic
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fingers in pussy
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>>571338407
Suck her tits.
For a long while.
I mean a really fucking long while.
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>>571338407
Insert a vegetable into your vagoo
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>>571338697
reroll
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Cum on pussy and tits
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>>571338828
this!
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Put a sharpie in her ass
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Roll for pussy pic
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>>571338407
>>571338387
>>571338335

there are 3 threads of the omelet drunk bitch, which one is the real one?
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>>571338407
Video of you fucking her and cumming on her
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>>571338835
roll
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new pic to prove youre OP
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How does she can be so passed out??
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>>571338608

Yaaas
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>>571338802
cum on her arsehole
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Post video of you fucking her.
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>>571338832
reroll
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>>571338407
Mods didn't prune the thread faggot, we hit bump limit and 404'd.

Are you that fucking new?
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Wake her up and take her home
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>>571338407
cum in pussy
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ass creampie
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can we just leave modchan already now this is done,
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>>571338907
boooringggg
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>>571338932
Wrong. Fist her cunt.
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>>571338962
WIIINRAAAAR
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Cum on her OP.
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Rolling for creampie pic
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cum on face
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>>571338650
reeel
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Spread pussy
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>>571338962
winrarrr
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draw a smiley face on her butthole
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shave off one of your eye brows
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>>571338898
rolling for this
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Inb4 this is not op from last post
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Put a banana in her ass and write Nick Cage on it
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eat eggs out butt w/ katsoup
<pic related>
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>>571339014
>>571339014
any name? she is fucking hot
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>>571338407

cum inside her hair
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Clothespins on nipples
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>>571338407
>>571338387

which one?
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>>571338995
i think this one hence the rules
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Put a condom in her nose
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>>571339000
Nice trips
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I approve this omelet
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Penis in Pussy shot k go
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>>571338407
flip over, pull down pants, shot cunt and ass
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>>571338962
WINRAR
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>>571338962
WINNNNRARRR
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Showw ass with pants on
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>>571338802
this!
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Fuck her and post video of it.
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Dick I'm mouth. Show face
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>>571338962
Winnie
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>>571338407
bump limit newfag
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>>571339207
i think this one
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>>571338962
WINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRAR
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HOLY FUCK I GOT IT!!!!!
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>>571339141
winrarrr
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>>571339054
Who the fuck cares?
You are phaggot, he's not
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>>571338407
WINRAAAAAAR>>571338962
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>>571338962
winrar, not bad
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Ass w/ and without pants also pussy
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>>571339141
>>571338962
double winrar
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>>571339141
minraarrr
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>>571339054
I think real OP is much more experienced than this OP. Would know thread 404'd naturally. Am abandoning until new OP featuring new picture is posted.
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>>571338407
>>571338387
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Funnel in ass pour milk dwn it
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>>571338407
Shave her eyebrows off!
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>>571338995
This one looks legit
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>>571338962

WINRAR!!!
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Show ass with pants on
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>>571339275
>>571339285
>>571339107
>>571338962
Its his girlfriend faggots
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>>571338407

Put something sticky like jam or something under her armpits, then cut your pubes and stick them on there

ps: love you OP
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>>571338962
WINRAR
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>>571338962

Winrar!

So standard, though
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>>571338980
Come on man, I'd do that anyway. I'm abouts to stuff some in her ass now.

Get ready kids, we're going oldschool.
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>>571338407
why are mods fags? i mean i agree, but what did they do to you?

rolling for full body nude including face.
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googly eyes on puss
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Give unibrow then pick her eye lashes off
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>>571338962

Do it OP
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Make new omelette and put it in her vag
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Fuck it, I hate this, because funny shit always happens when I want to go to bed, because of getting up early. Fuccck
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>>571338962
>>571339141
c'mon OP, you have work to do, you will surely deliver
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>>571339014
This
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>>571339630
this
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>>571339487
Don't care, i just want him to cum on her
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>>571338962
Fine, fuck. Man I've been drinking a lot. So heads up, this may take awhile. You kids have the opportunity to abuse a woman and you choose a nut. I will deliver, but I will have to either fuck her ass or jerk off for awhile before it happens.
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>>571339541
does this winrar counts ;p ?
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SPREAD EAGLE YOU FUCKING MONG
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OP, speed it the fuck up.
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>>571339141
>>571339141
Lel I won, cough up op
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EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN. We have a winrar. We require a proof pic.
Dont be trolled.
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>>571339720
film it if you fuck her ass
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>>571339720
If real OP post new pic so we don't waste our time waiting
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>>571339630
this
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>>571339720
>abuse
>no violence
pick one
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>>571339721
Give me a sec man, I will deliver on both counts.

If 404 will start new.
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>>571339720
Shove marbles up her ass and leave them there.
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i rate this isnt original op.
thread is kill
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>>571339014
Shit. Jizzed in mah pants again.
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>>571339720
Well, if it considers, to be dripping hot candle wax on clitoris would be appreciated. If man is willing.
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>>571339720
okay, so do this winrar first se we can stay entertained until you're done plz>>571339141
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>>571339720
Fuck her in the ass
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dick on tits
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>>571339996
so close

please pity a humble anon's near-get
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vagina closeup
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>>571339941
Post a new pic as proof
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>>571340053
This is reasonable
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>>571339541

>we're going oldschool
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Shave eye lashes on one eye
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>>571339897
Listen mofo, I appreciate your skepticism... but I need a min.
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>>571339720
Might as well video the anal :P
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fist in cunt.
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>>571339941
THANK YOU BASED OP
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At this point do anything to prove this is worth it OP
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>>571338407
emily
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>>571340228
op for president
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>>571340228
k
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>>571340228
nice m8
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>>571340228
fuck her ass
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This is getting boring...
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>>571340228
here we are
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put a bottle in her asshole
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>>571339941
>>571339941
Film it. Post it. Mega
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ayy lmao
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>>571340228
PUT YOUR DICK IN HER ASS, FAGGOT!
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This post ends in 82. Now I have your attention I want you to put pegs on her tits then set fire to the pegs. Thank you please.
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>>571340264
Get the fuck out if it's not worth it to you. I don't have to piss, they want cum. I don't want to cum until the end of this. There's no point, I'll lose total interest. You kids need to get creative.

Sharpie in pooper incoming in 5 mins.
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>>571340228

Cheerio mate, we're still with you
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>>571340228
Its prob your girlfriend faggot
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>>571338861
So close. Dang it
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>>571340228
Fucking hell this OP is king
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Pour a beer in ass.
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>>571339947
again
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>>571340162
Yeah proove yourself
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>>571340416
OP is legend, he's allowed to take hsi time
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>>571340228
dear diary, today OP is not a fag.
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Did op post piss vid?
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Make her fuck a stranger
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>>571340228
Love you OP
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>>571340515
googly eyes on pussy
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>>571340236
This guy gets it... Do this please OP
>>
OP Wont deliver

OP never delivers
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>>571340487
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Fist her and pull her pussy apart
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>>571340228
Take your time /b/ro, there's no rush
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>>571340658
yeah video anal
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>>571340515

What roll wins O Glorious OP?
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>>571340589
unfortunately not yet
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>>571339187

I second this, sauce on that pic
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>>571340669
OP has been delivering since the first thread
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put her panties on her face
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>>571340589
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>>571340531
I haven't dated since I started school. What's the point?
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>>571340228
>>
>>571340515
>>571339996

please

i wanted quads for you but i didn't quite

please forgive me
>>
pussy shot
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>>571338407
OP is full of shit that's clearly a 2-egg omelette! BASTARD SAID HE ONLY HAD 1 EGG! FAKE!
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>>571338407
ARABIAN GOGGLES HER
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>>571340657
↑ THIS needs to be done
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>>571339720
Why? I almost cum immediately when im drunk...
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>>571340657
so much this
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>>571340671
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>>571340228
you.. created a new meme, motherfucker
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:)
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>>571340228
Why are you stil in your pants, and why does your cock look dead?
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>>571340857
Lucky. When I'm drunk I'm lucky if I can cum at all.
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>>571340689
roll
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>>571340759
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Make her fuck the family pet
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ok fags let him do his thing with the marker and then he is gonna cum in nostril = suffocation
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>>571340926
no
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>>571340926
CANT UNSEE
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>>571340759
do you love her?
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>>571340769
i got a 69

am i good enough yet
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>>571340857
I take forever

OP take pics while you fuck her to keep us entertained or make a vid :D
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>>571340228
OP IS LOVE
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OP is my favorite human being

Post a selfie, make sure you get your face and her ass in it, AND I WANT YOU SMILING FAGGOT. And I'll give you £5 <3

GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL
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>>571341000
nice trips
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>>571340657
Dear god this
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>>571340926
needs better res

>>571340657
re-roll
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>>571341000

My mind!!!
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>>571340857
Depends on how drunk you're i guess? When i'm too hammered i can't even get a boner
>>
OP hasn't delivered his the omelet. Fake and gay, it's obviously his gf/random whore that is in on it.
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just show us some pussy until you gotta piss
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>>571341127
leave then fag
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>>571341127
This
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>>571341000
Nice tips
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>>571340926
NO!!!
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>>571341127
THOU SHALL NOT TARNISH THE NAME OF THE MOST SACRED OP!
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>>571341127
shut your whore mouth
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>>571341000
Red Rover Red Rover make her bend over and let fido have a turn
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>>571341127
since the omelet*
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>>571341061
Don't trust this guy he is skeletal
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>>571341121
fucked super hot 18 yr old for 3 hrs.
if i was not pissed as a fart 3min tops
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>>571340857
You lucky guy. Even when I'm slightly drunk it takes forever to cum, to the point I can't cum anymore.
>>
Soda/beer can/bottle in her pussy and maybe her ass if you can make it work
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>>571341225
fedora tipping intensifies
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>>571338407
facial please.
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>>571341283
>>
>>571341303
I end up walkin n crying for hours wen I'm drunk
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If you have been drinking why can't you piss? When I'm drunk I always have to piss
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>>571340657
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>>571341303
>if i was not pissed as a fart
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Okay guys, still don't have to piss. Not cumming till the end. Sharpies in pooper. New call, unless new winrar aside from cumming:

19, 70 decides

>same colors as I used to write on her

She almost woke up when I rolled her, but not during insertion. I placed a drink next to her in case she wakes.
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>>571341283
...WHut...
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>>571338407
Quisiera poner mi largo y negro pene sobre su pancita y eyacular sobre ella.
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>>571341384
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Clean her, dress her and leave her alone.
>>
op slow af
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>>571338407
What if she wakes up OP?
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Cmon really? Cum on her tits? Show her butthole? what are we n00bs. SHOVE a LAMP up her ass and turn it on.

lock her outside naked for 15 nin.
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DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!!!!!
>>
throat fuck her ...gently ... lol
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>>571341604

HAHAH GOOD LORD! BLESS YOU
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>>571341604
Brand her!
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>>571341615
taco
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>>571341604
>>
Dirty sanchez.
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>>571341604
fuckin kek
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>>571341604
Op is God
>>
>>571341604
Fuck her in the ass and record
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>>571341604
BASED
>>
>>571341604
>Sharpies
>Plural
Goddamn i love you OP
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>>571341604
Roll for anal vid and cum on her
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fapped.
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>>571341674
Then I laugh at her and ask her why she rode my cock in her ass like it was her gspot in her vag. She rocked on it. She spread it out. She's a redheaded whore. I could care less.
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>>571341604
fist her cunt
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>>571341604
show dick balls deep in pussy
>>
reroll for googly eyes on vag
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>>571341482

same
>>
Banana in ear
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>>571341604
MOTHERFUCKER
>>
>>571341604
try to fist her pussy :O
>>
>>571341604
adopt a child with me OP
>>
>>571340862
WINRAR!!
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