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Alfie Allen here! Ask me anything

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alfie Allen here!
Ask me anything
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>>571288659
shoe on head
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pork sausage
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>>571288659
can i bang your sister?
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who's Alfie Allen?
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>>571288659
Show the stub where your cock used to be.
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Is this THE Alfie 'Alfie Allen' Allen?
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>>571288659
have you ever jerked off to your sister?
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you are not him
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Who the hell are you?
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when did your sis became a whore, she was cute in 2005
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>>571288712
What you have to do for validation these days...
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Tell your slutty sister to wear pants on stage
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>>571288659
t-t-t-time stamp bitch
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How did it feel to have your penis cut off by a mad man?
And have you ever seen nudies of your sister posted around the internet. If not, would you like to ;)
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>>571289009
Wheres your face bump
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>>571289009
Holy shit he's real
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Will they make you kill the fucking Bolton? He doesn't die in the books. I want answers, since the series goes beyond the books already.
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Does Ramsay give you a bone?
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>>571289053
omg this is hot i love lilly allen
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>>571289009
Did you like the song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13TXPdCVxds
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not him.... cheek bones are much stronger on real dude. OP is a phonnnnny
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You look like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
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>>571289152
Dont you know that actors are comfortable with makeup?
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>>571289293
Check the birthmark man
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tits or gtfo
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THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FAKE BY ANONYMOUS.
SAGE GOES IN ALL FEILDS
PREPARE FOR DOX FAGGET!
We are legion
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>>571289053
stfu faggot
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>>571289009
Timestamp that shiit bitch
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You don't even look like him. Well you do, but not that much. I bet the real Alfie Allen goes on 4chan though.
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>>571288659
Can you give us some inside information about some of the other actors?
Who is a total bro? Who is the biggest bitch?
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>>571289393
omg why would they add that hideous cyst to your already ugly face.
I call bullshit until you provide proof.
Then I will tell you I don't watch the show
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>>571288659
show dick ffs!
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Why do you look suspiciously like howard moon with a beard?

Also, get a shave you hairy cunt
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>>571288659
How do u like batman?
Also is maisie Williams' ass awesome?
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>>571289223

Got to admire her big mouth though, kicked out of school for giving blowjobs, Was it the same for you Theon in public school?
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indeed. check the birthmarks... not the same
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eyebrows aren't the same.
/thread
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>>571289053
>posts shoop
>thinks its real

Lurk more plz.
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Pretty good lookalike but I don't think this is the real Alfie. Shame. Looks very close, though.
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>>571288659

> filename
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>>571289009
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>>571289913
This, I don't think it's Alfie, guys. Unless he can prove it somehow.
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>>571289159
>>571289802

omg he's fake, wat a surprise..
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>>571289541
>>571289089
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How do you feel about your sister writing a song about you masturbating?
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>>571290034
is that the room you smoke weed all day in?
you still didn't answer if you wank thinking about your sister or not
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>>571288659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13TXPdCVxds
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>>571290034
fair enough
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>>571290034
How high are you right now?
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>>571290034
shoe on head
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>>571288659
if you could would you fuck Maisie Williams?
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Ser, you an your family are legends.
I have grown up with your dad on TV, listened to your sister and watched your great performance in GoT.

You make Brits proud.

That is all.
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>>571290034
>iwanttobelieve.jpg
OK, if that's really you, I watched a video of a co actor who said a prank was pulled on you by the writers or producers or whatever on the show, tell me, what was the nature of the prank.
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>>571290034
What are you doing on the American East Coast?
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>>571290034

Did you enjoy acting in game of thrones, what work have you got coming up?
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>>571289053
I ooonly do it caauuse i caare so doon't despair my dear mon frere
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how much money you get paid per episode
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>>571290346
this
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>>571290034
Do you usually browse 4chan or is it a publicity stunt?
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Alfie has greenish eyes not grey. Plus he has a mole. You just ugly
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>>571290380
disregard this post, easily googled.
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show us the teeth
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>>571290315
>>571289009
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Calm down faggots, it's obviously not him.
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>>571288659
hi alfie, just wanted to let you know i met your sister outside of her usual haunt in camden a few years back. got chatting, took her back to mine, ate her cunt and rawdogged her all night. she did a line of coke off my cock, vomited in my toilet, then fell asleep in the mess. no joke. wish i took pics. she told me something very interesting about you btw.
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>>571288659
I would go to every convention dressed as Theon if I were you... even tech conventions..
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>>571290683
tell us the interesting thing.
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>>571290034
Have you seen the 80s version of you?

Epic? or whack?

Have other actors seen theirs?
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>>571290034
I've just informed the /tv/ board you are here, i don't care if you aren't really him or not but i informed their game of thrones general thread so this thread is about to be heeving with game of thrones autists
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>>571290034
What sort of roles are you being offered now that your on GOT and are you taking anything you can talk about now?
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>>571290034
Well, I know it's not Alfie because I just spent the last 5 minutes staring at pictures of Alfie Allen on Google Images and comparing them to this one.

Still, I'm impressed by how much you two look alike.
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>>571290868
you monster!
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>>571288659

Hey man, big fan of your work. I think I may be the only person in the world who can sympathize with theon.

With that being said, Would you tell the guy who plays ramsay snow that he is the best fucking troll in the history of trolls? Seriously, he never fails to make me laugh.
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>>571290034
Do you smoking weed in your room again?
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>>571288659
WOT IS DED MAY NEVR DIED
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>>571290034
Did you get any good advice or life tips in general from Sir Richard Attenborough on the set of Elizabeth?
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Hi Alfie
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>>571289645
dude did you even read the books? the cyst is fucking key to his story line, they had to add it in
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>>571290034
You are a brit like me, and we don't right the date, month, year like that also i and we all need more proof you are you

time stamp another pic with my post number
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>>571288659
Who do you think is your hottest co-star on GoT?
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AA are you worried that you may be typecast for the rest of your career in roles like Theon?
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Is this true that Lily was supposed to play Yara in GoT?
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WHY /b/???????

WHY NOT /tv/???????????/
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>>571291178

Just look at the god damn picture with Alfie Allen in it, fuck
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>>571290850
did you know what was going to happen to your character when you signed up? Losing your ween and all, becoming Reek..or was that a surprise?

Also, do you pay the gold price, or the iron price?
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Did you have any gf before GoT? One guy once said that I totally look like you, so I'd like to know my chances
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>>571288659
This is not Alfie, its a stoned low life bum. But great job attention whoring fag.
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OP realized he made a mistake and cant delete thread.its too late'

we know you'e anon
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>>571290034

You ugly fucking nonce I'll shag yer dad
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>>571291375
>not Alfie
>stoned low life bum

The difference being...
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your a big guy
for you

oh shit wrong ama
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Now everyone knows you fap to traps.
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AA, did you want to play as Theon originally?
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Is the guy who plays Ramsay a nice fella?
Also your sister's a cunt, seriously.
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>>571289489
Shut the fuck up.
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>>571288659
Will you be in other shows or movies after the show is over?
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I want to have sexual intercourse with your sister
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>>571288659

Was the dude who played robb stark as much of a faggot as he appeared on the show?

Also, whats it like playing a dude who got his cock cut off by a troll?
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Theon is my favorite character I felt bad when his dick was chopped off
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>>571290034
fair'nough
why do you look miserable even though you're rich, famous, etc actor ?
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>>571288659
You don't even look like him faggot.
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HELLO REEK

TIME FOR A SPONGEBATH
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Whats it like being on a shit show based on an even worse series?
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>not posting on /tv/ or /got/ general
faggot
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>>571291728
Also, who fucked who off camera, tell us please. Are any of the girls slutty in real life?
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>>571290498
this
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>>571291916
>the world's first self insert fanfic Inferno

oh lel
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>>571291916

get out

elitist dick
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>>571288659
Aww, did you fags scare him away.

Also Bawlz
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>>571292004
Like he's going to tell us who fucks who, and we implying he id real

AA if its really you write a status on your Twitter that we have told you to write

something silly like "its been a long day"
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Do you fap to Emilia Clark too?
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Dear mister Alfie,

Are you perchance a wizard?
If so, please do a magic trick.

Sincerely,

Dutchbro


PS: sorry about your genitals.
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>>571290034
Fair play you do look quite like him
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>>571288659

I shot my dog in the dick and screamed "WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE" afterwards.

How does this make you feel
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>>571292128
Get some fucking taste
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>>571292141
Not scared, just amused!
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>>571288659
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>>571292473
He's back! Still not Alfie, but he's back!
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>>571292473
sheit
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>>571292473
whats your favorite pokemon?
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>>571292580
>>571292473
Hi alphie, I believe you
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>>571290034
come to the Arsenal thread m8, we need you >>52756814
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>>571292473
Faggot
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>>571292473
All shit aside, you have a believable character and it makes people feel. That's a good job, brah!
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>>571292473

answer questions you dickless nigger faggot
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>>571288659
Tell us about Isaac Hempstead-Wright. Does he smell good? (and various other details)
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>>571292580
charlie chaplin once entered a charlie chaplin look alike contest and got 4th place
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>>571291916

God damned awesome. I saved this and plan to send it to some degenerate pseudo-intellectual faggots that read garbage literature and really rustle their jimmies.
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>>571292683
Alfie I meant
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I remember you from thread not long ago.
Good job at baiting all this faggots.
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>>571292735
Yeah, that would be cool
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What happened to the gap in his front teeth though?
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>>571292473
show us your dick.. i bet they cut it of for real
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Why didn't you turn up for the premiere of The Body last year?
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>>571292873
>>571292473
This. Clearly not him.
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>>571292473

You don't have a lot to do between gigs huh? So given that HBO never pays that well, I'm guessing you're the opposite if rich still. But, I bet you are getting roles offered like crazy now. What roles are you taking and which have you turned down??
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>>571292873
So this really isn't the dude?

Boo :(
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>>571292468
No one cares about your opinion. I liked Game of Thrones before I read your shitpost and I like it the same after I read it.

Your opinions and ratings mean nothing to me, they don't influence anything.
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omg im posting in the alfie allen thread.

hey ur gr8 cant wait for you to die in the show!
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>>571293048
>>571293086
Well, it's still a pretty decent lookalike. I wonder how many times he gets stopped on the street when people mistake him for Alfie.
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>>571292859
Whos dis bitch bruv?
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>>571292468

Whats it like being a pretentious faggot?

Is it lonely?
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look at all these hypocrites sucking your dick in this thread, I don't give a shit, send 500 bucks to my paypal or bugger off
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>>571288659

Let me guess, everyone tells you that you look like alfie allen so you tried to test the validity of it by making this thread?
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>>571293107
Keep on telling me how you don't care you tasteless fucking mongoloid
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>>571290946
Dude, I've been losing my shit to this pic. Why?
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Who dies in the next season of GoT?
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>>571293209
Just twice, but one of the had eyes in his fucking neck...
uncountable people has confirmed it though.
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>>571293416

>implying the great gatsby was not faggotry 101
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>>571293243
She is kinda famous

try reverse google image, fg
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>>571293480
Because you're a nigger.
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>>571292473
It's fun getting baked and kicking the hornets nest isn't it (not actually implying /b/ is a hornets nest).
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>>571293480

You pussy livered nigger bitch
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Do you miss mini-discs Alfie?
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>>571292873
I got you mum to come over and fix it as GOT has payed extremely well. I also fucked yer mum.
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>>571293529
Faggot you better tell me if you tried picking up girls with help of your friend who would pretend he is your bodyguard.

You said you will try it and report back.
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>>571293416
I didn't even look at your picture. Keep trying, I won't aknowledge your "taste" no matter what you write. As far as I am concerned, your opinions simply do not exist.
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>>571293416

>sympathy for gatsby

Yes, I also feel bad for rich faggots who have the world handed to them on a silver platter and fuck it all up.

Go back to working on your liberal arts degree shitlord.
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>>571293107
>>571293319

Hahaha. Just look at these butthurt plebs full of spite for their betters. Like crabs in a bucket.
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>>571293552
On tablet. Not that important to me either way mate. Take care
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>>571292943

Answer this, you fuck.
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Hey dude. I stopped watching midway through Season 4 for a bit. How is Theon doing? Hopefully alive.
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>>571288659
whats the point of asking you shit..if you dont gonna answer faggot?
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>>571293785
I agree, I had more sympathy for the narrator and George Wilson. Gatsby's a prick
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>>571293770
Keep going
I cant stop laughing at how insecure about your taste you are
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So was he fake?
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>>571293754
I haven't gotten around to it but i haven't forgotten you!
Calling me a faggot wont speed things up though...
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>>571293853
He becomes a slave to Ramsay Bolton and is skinned alive, slowly. Renamed 'Reek' because he smells as shitty as a previous character who was also killed and skinned by Ramsay.
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>>571288659
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>>571288659
i hope you come back and fuck Ramsay up worse than he did to you. but he got you really good.
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literally who?
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>>571293796
These words have 0 impact on anything. How does it feel that no matter what you write, my feelings and beliefs will remain unaffected?
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>>571288659
why is your sister such a loudmouth no talent cunt?
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>>571293481
everyone?? heellooow
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>>571293416
you just got fucking rekt
>>571293785
>>571293545
>>571293770
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>>571292275
this
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>>571293841
Read the other comments and you'll get the closest answer you can get from me...
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i have 3 pence, a button and some chewed gum im willing to trade for sansas mobile number

pm if interested

the gum used to be apple hubba bubba flavoured
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got any plans after GoT is over?
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>>571294042
we will call you as we like faggot
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>>571293926
Read other comments and you'll see.
No, im not the real alfie.
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>>571294038
I repeat: I like Game of Thrones. I genuinely enjoyed it. I think it's one of the greatest TV shows ever.

These are my beliefs. You can't change them, no matter what you do.
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>>571293416

>mfw gatsby was a book about some rich faggot who ruined his own life.

Yeah, quality writing right there, because 99% of the world can place themselves in the position of inherited privilege.
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>>571293770

>can't handle dissenting opinions in regards to his shit taste
>buries his head in the sand and opts out of the discussion because he knows he can not justify his shit taste to others

Lel, what a worthless fag. Hang your head in shame.
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>>571288659
Who's this guy?
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>>571294538
if you are not the real alfie
then who is
phone?
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if everyone in game of thrones had a fight who would win
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>>571294513
Well, i guess its not really an insult if the guy saying it is a faggot too...
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>>571294967
Ned Stark
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>>571294967

george r.r martin and HBO
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>>571288659
Hey Alfie, you're work as Theon and Reek was painful to watch most of the time because there was so much angst involved. How do you feel about the huge difference in the Reek storyline in the tv show vs the books?
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>>571295095
Good goy
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>>571294967
brienne
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>>571295023
>>571294042

welcome to 4chin newbuddy, hurry up and learn the lingo
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>>571294967

Ser Pounce
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>>571295195

i calls it hows i sees it
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>>571295023
yeah right... wait what??
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>>571295279
this guy got REEKT
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>>571294538
wat?
I am the OP...
Alfie is not here...
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>>571290034
Still not him and doesn't look like him. I think?
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>>571294678

>gatsby
>inherited privilege
>too pleb to read and/or understand the book
>also, using retarded SJW language like "privilege" unironically

What a gigantic, butthurt, pleb failed abortion. This is who reads 4000+ pages of drivel by an obese degenerate, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>571294728
>This guy still thinks I care about his opinion even in the tiniest bit.

I am happy. :) Still waiting for the next season of GoT!
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OP start responding or I'm gonna dox you
Don't believe me? Your name starts with an A
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>>571295218
Not a newfag.
I just think a guy asking a favour shouldn't ask it by calling the only guy who can return the request a faggot.
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>>571295563

>has not real retort
>attempts to attack poster in order to deflect attention away from own stupidity

This is who tips their fedora the hardest ladies and gentlemen
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>>571295563
Reminder: Your opinion doesn't matter.

No matter how many edgy terms you use, your ratings and reviews still remain in the trash. Forever discarded.
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>>571294207

I will still criticize you publicly in hopes that others that read my words may understand and take measures to avoid becoming an enormous fuckup and loser like you.
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>>571293785
>Go back to working on your liberal arts degree shitlord.
I have a liberal arts degree and I am definitely working class, comrade
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>>571295023

So, why not shave and go out dressed like Alfie to see if you can get laid, etc? Just have a friend call ahead and reserve bottle service for you at a club and make reservations for you at a restaurant while hyping who you are.

I look like Kevin Smith so every time I got to a bat with a camera in my hand if get free drinks, or drunk people always know you as "you're that guy" and buy you shots. Honestly looking like someone else has it's benefits, but you need to be recognized as them to benefit.
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>>571296150

>I have a liberal arts degree and I am definitely working class, comrade

Whats that like? Wasting money on a liberal arts degree? See, I actually thought ahead and got good at math so I dont know your working class struggle.
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>>571296306
Guess it's gonna happen sooner or later
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Who the fuck are you
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>>571295927
But OP is always a faggot. It's one if the rules.
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>>571296117

And what is there to understand? That people who hate on GoT are angry neckbeards trying to shove their taste down the other peoples throats?

You still seem to think your opinion somehow matters, but it doesn't. Besides, I don't care - I will continue to like things that are enjoyable to me while you fail to realize you can't do anything about it.
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>>571296314
>Whats that like? Wasting money on a liberal arts degree? See, I actually thought ahead and got good at math so I dont know your working class struggle.
What does getting good at math have to do with it? Are you an engineer or something? In answer to your question, I guess it was a nice time. It's good to have an educated citizenry to help guard against oligarchic elites
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>>571296707
That is true.
I just thought that guy was acting like...
Well... a faggot?
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>>571296886

>Are you an engineer or something?

Yes actually.
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>>571297023
>Yes actually.
see how good my intuition is? that's all thanks to a degree in the liberal arts. Actually something you might find interesting:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trivium
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>>571295991
why is that so hot to me...
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>>571295991

Actually, no. I refuted the central point of the argument. Gatsby is new money, which is a major theme in the book.

Nice empty posturing and samefagging under the guise of a sage. Maybe if you did your research you wouldn't end up looking like a bigger idiot than before.
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>>571297364
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trivium

Hey thats pretty good.

How does that help you make money and fuck bitches?
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>>571297394
I've read Gatsby and it's 7/10 at best. Predictable, shallow character development and mediocre use of language.
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>>571297552
>How does that help you make money and fuck bitches?
easy- companies hire literminatis such as myself to write press releases and other PR bullshit. Never had trouble fucking bitches. I guess most of the ones I meet aren't looking for a guy with a yacht or a lambo.
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>>571297552
>Hey thats pretty good.
seems you missed the important bit. allow me:

The Trivium is a systematic method of critical thinking used to derive factual certainty from information perceived with the five senses — sight, sound, taste, tact, and smell. In the medieval university, the trivium was the lower division of the seven liberal arts, and comprised grammar, logic, and rhetoric.

the quadrivium, the upper division of the medieval education in the liberal arts, which comprised Arithmetic (number), Geometry (number in space), Music (number in time), and Astronomy (number in space and time). Educationally, the trivium and the quadrivium imparted to the student the seven liberal arts of Classical antiquity.
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>>571297849

Well, keep doing what you do I guess. Im gonna keep working towards that lambo while you keep working towards that 2005 honda civic.

Thank you for keeping competition in my field low based anon.
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>>571298079
>Well, keep doing what you do I guess. Im gonna keep working towards that lambo while you keep working towards that 2005 honda civic.
probably get a master's soon. Maybe even a PhD. Enjoy your spreadsheets
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>>571298258

>enjoy your spreadsheets

I do, nothing subjective about math.
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>>571297849
>>571298043
>>571298079
I just thought i would top things of for you guys keeping my thread alive!

Go on talking if you want...

Here is my gift to you!
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>>571298338
>I do, nothing subjective about math.
except pure math. and physics? ehh what do I know?
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>>571298439

>ehh what do I know

Liberal arts
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>>571298529
>Liberal arts
according to the medieval conception of liberal arts, so do you
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>>571293107
>>571293770
>>571294207
>>571294556
>>571295783
>>571295991
>>571296065
>>571296732

>so butthurt he replies to every critical post to tell us he isn't butthurt
>read game of thrones and enjoyed it
>is an emotionally fragile pleb

I would bet anything that you're fat and you have a low IQ and low testosterone. You will engage in cognitive dissonance to avoid having to improve yourself to the very end. Enjoy life as a beta pleb that enjoys trashy fantasy stories from a fat closeted homosexual.
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thats not alfie you dumbfucks
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>>571298602

>according to the medieval conception of liberal arts

Yeah, I prefer to not compare myself with people who believed the earth was flat and earth was the center of the universe. A bit archaic for my tastes but whatever floats your boat anon.
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So the pretending celebfag is gone, right? And now it's a chat about education level, arts and books
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>>571298928

This is one seriously buttfrustrated anon right here.
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>>571298964
>Yeah, I prefer to not compare myself with people who believed the earth was flat and earth was the center of the universe. A bit archaic for my tastes but whatever floats your boat anon.
dude liberal arts includes math.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_arts_education
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>>571296594
So go do it and report back to us about how it went. Get buds to wear their suits, get dressed up, look as much like Alfie as you can, have friends hype you up to random chicks, get laud, tell girl it's bullshit after, report reaction here, profit?

>>571298409
I love how the vagina in that pic is blurred. Gets me every time.
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>>571298928
Nice projection mate. The thing is, in 15-20 years you will probably realize your own opinion is what matters.

I enjoy being emotionaly mature. You can't understand being true to yourself and not caring what others think is the definition of being alpha.

So either stay frustrated or grow as a person. You will live a happier life or stay frustrated. The road is hard but the choice is yours.
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>>571299075
Not gone yet...
Enjoying peoples butthurt.
But you're right about the /Thread
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>>571290034
he's a crazy question, how are you? how is life? are you happy?
also i enjoy your character on thrones
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>>571292468
>CM Punk
>a professional wrestler
>theatre

lol'd
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>>571299291
>liberal arts includes math
>when using the classical definition which has not been standard for hundreds of years
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>>571288659
Do you resent your sister at all for writing Alfie about you? I mean your famous in your own right now and yet there will forever be this song where you sister kinda shits all over you and calls you a burnout that jerks off in his parents house all day.
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>>571299301
Last bus go early as shit here so it'll have to happen another day.

Don't tubgirl just make you that special kind of moist?
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>>571299107

I'm actually having a laugh. I can taste the pain of being a fat, stupid, over-sensitive waste of flesh on these posts, and I can't get enough. Also, if there's one young anon who wasn't raised by a singe mother and has a chance to avoid becoming one of these losers ITT and he takes these words to heart, then I've done my good deed for the day.
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>>571288659

Son, you won an Internet today.

My blessings.
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>>571299702
>>571299291

Arguing over which discipline society values more.
Not realizing that neither is solely responsible for the progress of civilization.
Please take your fancy gay argument somewhere else, you're boring the rest of us.
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>>571299479

Oh, I understand completely. You're soft dumb, and stagnant, and you're completely okay with that. You have no ambition, and you have convinced yourself that this is just fine, or have you? Like I said before, we would not he having this conversation if you were secure in what you claim. You apparently still need some convincing. The word of the day is: cognitive dissonance.
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>>571300793

The word of the day is projection and cerebral narcissist.

You seem to project the fat neckbeard image to everyone.

I work as a quant, I have higher IQ than the upper bound on your "taste tiers" - yet I do not use these things to show how much superior I am. I do not tie my self-worth to these things. I like myself, I fully acknowledge my tastes and do not change them because somebody told me they are wrong. This is the definition of a healthy psyche.

So continue writhing. I still won't care in the slightest bit.
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>>571299075
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>>571300062
K, and it makes me laugh every time. Fucking Japan man. Rivers if shit piss n cum are fine but do NOT show a pussy or cock.
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>>571301450
Oh shit the truth has been layed the fuck down down.
>>571300793
you just got rekt by the yee nigga
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