Country relations thread
C'mon, before the amerifags wake up.
Beat ya to it!
Been to everywhere with an opinion
Can't give an honest, informed opinion on other places so woo neutrality
As a proud Norwegian, this is my response.
Nice try, but the Serbian tendency to fail at everything (and then blame it on eeeeveryone else) makes your map so very wrong. You couldn't even handle Albanians correctly...consider that briefly
Little hate, only luv
Fuck England, France and Sweden's multiculti melting pots. Also fuck Russia, Slavs and Gypsies
You have a WRONG map!!!
Because I from RUSSIA, and I hate only USA. Becausr USA start all wars in this world. So, all countries are normal, but if USA comes - the war starts.
Why don't you like Bavarians?
Could we add a colour to this map, the updates map Finnish-anon made? Like "Conquest", "Peace" and similiar stuff? Because I would like nothing more than to eradicate the turks, restore Byzantium, unite Scandinavia - whilst removing the danes - and befriend France.
We do indeed!
Love you all, come over sometime!
Hugs and kisses,
King of The Netherlands
Russia - hate the government, like the people
also, fuck you kebab!
Protože Němci nás v historii nikdy neutlačovali, že?
I am really glad so many of us seem to hate the turks.
If I managed to become Pope; how many of you would join a crusade to restore Constantinople and eradicate Turkey?
Oh we doing this again
Nothing wrong with Italy, really: but you are just so irrelevant these days.
You got cool history and alike, but I just think WWII proved how useless you have become.
Of course, sadly, the same can be said for Norway - at least we got oil... on the day before Christmas? We're the new Chosen Ones.
>> You couldn't even handle Albanians correctly
We handled them alright till everyone started bombing us
Get out of here filthy Americans! Your revolution may have given us the best man in history, Napoleon, but that's about all the good you have ever done. If you were on this map you would have been "Kill it with fire" times two!
Ano, jsem trochu Germanofil
They speak different languages, use different currency, having a completely different ethnicity it's like saying Italy and Austria are the same. There is a reason they split from Czechoslovakia
Source: My family is Czech
here we go again
ITT: faggots liking/hating countries they've never visited or ever been close to based on third-hand experience and media influence.
>Implying we are neutral
Well it is a bigger difference than that but even within Czech Republic it's slighty different with Bohemia and Moravia it's like how Bavaria in Germany likes to be different
Sorry, Ive been to all of these countries. Sucks to be you I guess.
So, I give you right world map ^^
That's just bullshit. language is almost the same, any Slovak can understand any Czech and vice versa , currency is different because Slovakia already has Euro, and Czechs are only yet to use it. And "Completely differnet ethnicity"? I don't think you know what that even means
Morocco has good food. The rest they can keep.
Russia has pretty women. The rest they can keep.
I'm not going to pretend I'm some expert but I know they like to differentiate themselves read about the revolutions of the austrian empire of 1848 and you might understand a bit more
I think you should go back to your america thread. People in Europe arent as fat and lazy as you guys. Everyone traveled at least a bit in their lifetime.
Is that a dislike on Nice? Nice was a wonderful little town with a great fish market and nice people. I guess it boils down to who one meets though :/
I'm just gonna say that the differences between moravia and bohemia, or between east and west Slovakia are as big as differences between Czech Rep. and Slovak Rep. Therefore not much of a difference really. All in all, for a long time we were in one republic/country and lived happily together.
Only Spaniard here...
Kraft durch Freude.
fuck belarus, they kill people for nothing. and fuck france they french
Aussie Alcohol Edition.
Capitalism is a god way to keep the very rich very rich, and to keep the upper middle class with enough fun not to go apeshit. it's a horrible way to empower the people and a non-path if your goal is freedom from wage slavery.
I thought Poland was a nice place to be, and think it has greatness in its future if it can curb stomp the shit out of the corruption.
UP THE GLASGOW FUCKING RANGERS
It is still a better system than socialism. Socialism will keep the rich poor and the poor very poor. There is no perfect system yet and I doubt there will be.
What is this? A fellow Ski-wearing norse that actually likes Poland?
Personally I would like to bomb the whole area and fill it with water. Make it: "Poolland: The biggest pool in the world."
I'm from a Socialist country (Norway) and our experience with it is that the Rich get very rich, the well-off stay well off and the poor become well-off (the really poor are still really poor, but have food, housing and medical needs taken care of)
USA is for oil and money while Russia is for the need to fight someone while they're drunk, stupid but have some power. Both of the countries are assholes.
Pretty women, cool old houses, good food, nice forests and friendly people who spoke english and german.
If it wasn't for the part of the sixties and seventies that doesn't seem to die off completely it would have been deep green rather than light green on my map.
Nordiska Unionen, fuck you Estonia
It is because of a good administration then. Scandinavian countries somehow managed to do very well with socialism. Maybe it wasn't the clean socialism. No idea.
Here's one for you americunts.
Slovakfag here. Languages are basically the same, ethnicity, customs and culture is literally the same. Basically it is, as some anon said, comparing Austria to Germany.
Czech Republic is more developed, but not so significantly. If you were to visit an average Czech and an average Slovak city, you wouldn't be able to tell the differece. They have better beer, we have better girls. They have more corrupt government, we have more retarded voters. The old rural people are more retarded here than in Czech Republic, but the younger generation is homogenous.
And all the differencies I mentioned, although they exist, they are not really significant, just slight.
All hail our lord and saviour, Napoleon I Boneparte!
*sigh* If only Norway had joined you, instead of being forced under your traitorious general.
We haven't been bogged down with brutal dictatorships or rampant corruption.
Remember, the main reasons for so many socialist countries ended up being shitholes had nothing to do with socialism, and everything to do with corrupt and brutal dictators.
Socialism works fine. Corruption and power through violence doesn't.
How can you be 'proud' to be anything?
Did you fucking chose it? Your life was given to you, what the fuck are you proud of?
the fact that norway was as poor as any dumbfuckistan till 50 years ago when you accidentaly found oil? Did you personally find that oil?
Did you do A SINGLE THING in your life that you can be proud of? Considering you're browsing /b/ on a Saturday morning, youbhave not. Considering Norway is a beginner mode country for life, were even if you dont work, you go to Mr. NAV and then Mr. NAV goes like: Dar u goes, free moneys u font habe to gibe beck baibai.
Fucking piece of shit, funny how five words can make me understand how big of a shithead you are.
something like this
Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
You are right, though: We were a shithole, we've been irrelevant through most of history - just pawns being passed around - and I didn't chose to be norwegian - because no one can chose that sort of thing.
But I am proud of my nation, and what we have done with what we've been given. I am proud of how we've been a backwater, had a stroke of luck and fixed ourselves right up.
I am also proud of how Norway functions today, and how our culture have us treat eachother and outsiders.
Not sure if this'll make you any less mad, though...
Since you offered.
Is finding oil a magic wand of "everyting awsome ever?"
Norway is pretty much the only country that could find oil and not erupt in a shitstorm of corruption and violence.
I'm proud to be Norwegian, because we manage to be a nation for everyone, not just the few. Because the people are the power. Because we're an honest country with honest people that keep eachother safe.
Because I'm part of a society where I don't need to lock the doors to feel safe, where i feel my kids are safe, where I know that no matter how shitty life gets, it will never be more shit than I can handle thanks to the wonderful people around me. And I'm proud to be an upstanding citizen in this nation, and part of the solution rather than the problem.
Norway, fuck yes
It's cool anon; I'm amazed someone outside of Central Europe even acknowledges the existence of Slovakia at all, not to mention discussing its differencies with Czech Republic.
/int/ is far by the most cancerous board.
Fairly well, i'll have to admit though, english isn't my strong point. My point is if you take a closer look on the Social Democrats they do have some famous characteristics from the former goverment who had the power until recently so they're not "pure socialists", and as a downside to off the alliance they have with Miljöpartiet( Enviromental party), alot of questions has to be debatted and takes a huge amount of unnecessery time, they need to pull their shit togeheter
As a german. Wtf people like us now?
Ayy yo fags
Fake anyone you you want.
nudify-her dot com
From Yorkshire with love.
I work with 18-30 year olds at an English langauge school here in the US. Germans are really nice people to be around. Certainly a hell of a lot better than those damn sour French whose face muscles have forgotten how to smile.
Also, updates my map - inspiried by yours
I just wish balkan fags would stop stealing my bike and start working properly like the polskis
That is from my days of shrooms thank you very much.
That is a fair point. However, the nation fucked up by letting too kany iminiggies into the county. I have been to Oslo for a work seminar fr a few konths over a few years - Jesus. Jesus fucking Buddha and allah and mohammad together in a bdsm scat orgy. I'm two meters tall snd I was afraid for my fucking life. It akso all smells like piss, trash and needles everywere. Kids bathing naked in Karl Johan's gata in that big fountain. Beggars with smarphones everywhere. Some fucking idiots standing in costumes (just standing) and expecting ueople togive them money. Everything that's not the center is flooded with pople up to no good. Most heroin users in the wirkd (fact, not per capital, but overall).
That's just what I saw in my free time, plus all those fucking mudflime extremists that scream all the time. Plus all the niggers who make drama non stop. There's jothing to be proud of there.
also, you csnnot be proud that your nation functions well because you were also given that. >>570903128
Also a fair point, but again, there us no place for pride there. You csn be happy to live in such a nation, not proud. You contributed nothing. Also, Norwegiss have no manners, no basic culture. No one has ever put a hand over their mouths when yawning, coughing or sneezing. No one has primal eating manners. It all mes down to - work a week - drink a weekend. You're the rorst type of consumers.
Norwegias are great, they'd never scam you, s nation you can trust. I love that. But, you can never exiectmush ftom one, your educational system is also very bad.
It is amazing how you can licve a safe life were no one steals snything, how your kids can do as they like, how you dont have to lock your cars, doors. But, how csn you be proud of that? You didbt contribute, its common fuking sense to be that way. No one has to tell you.not to murder a child. No pride, just be happy. Sorry fir typos, using a tablet.
The only thing I like about Spain, is the their unyielding devotion to Catholism - and the fact that day did crazy shit, unlike the equally stubborn Irish.
I've travelled around Europe plenty and the only country I hate is Albania.
Albanians are the worst of the worst. The scum of the earth. It's strange that you can find all the world's theifs, assholes and retards in one country.
In all other countries you can find at least some good people or qualities in their culture but not there. There is absolutely nothing good about Albania or the Albanians. Nothing. Zero.
I may have to make a destinction between countryside and people from there
Every single Spanish family I met on holiday anywhere in Europe didn't speak a single word of English and just shouted in Spanish when people politely asked for them to talk any other language they did understand. Seriously, the Germans still hold the crown for not talking English anywhere, but the Spanish are a good second place.
That is, sadly, true. Norway has been very loose in the way we accept refugees. We had little requirements to them, and the majority that entered our country early had no obligations to learn about our history, culture or language - beyond simple every-day usage - which is sad.
I am all for accepting refugees and such into Norway, but they must behave perfectly and have no second-chances: If they are coming here to use us to shield themselves, they should work not earn money off of us.
So yeah, we have our faults - but I think the issue is creeping around the minds of people, and I do believe we still have time to do something about it :D
All europeans hate turkey cos' we sent our village scums to you as worker at 70's. Educated and sofisticated turkish people stay in turkey at those years. u know as kebbabers but u wrong. and yes, our current goverment elected by those scums too.
Well you could say so about german tourists but in the country itself almost everything is in english and german and being a backpacker for several years a met dzens of english speaking germans whereas i only met a few spanish people and when you go to spain good luck finding sights in english
Yeah, wish there was an easier way to do that than having to do two images.
Because there is a major difference.
I, for instance, have sadly not been able to travel a lot, so I can't say that much about the people who live in Europe - but I can judge their country's past and current politic situation.
I'm proud because I'm part of why our country is like it is. Every day I'm making someone elses day a little better, so that we all are a little better off.
You say I contributed nothing to this? A country is it's people, and I'm one of us. I'm proud not just to be part of this grup, I'm proud of us.
And Norwegians have great manners. We don't lick ass, we share and we're honest. I'm constantly told that I'm less cultured because I don't shower other people with compliments. That's not good manners. Thats being an impolite shitbag that devalues the meaning of words into nothingness.
I'm direct in my speech because I respect my fellow man, I'm honest for the same reasons. I don't cuddle grown ups because I respect that they can make better decisions if they know the correct level of shit we're in when things go bad.
If you want bad manners, go to Germany or Japan where everyone titulates you like you're their master, champion awsome kingling without even knowing you.
I do love my country, i just think it needs to cleansed in fire.
Definitely true. Been to Germany a fair amount of times (and got lost in the most small villages) but every single person could at least understand what I was asking and guide me in a form of English towards a station of sorts.
Well, these niggers and sanniggers from Oslobare constantly biting the hand that's feeding them. Brought drugs and crime to that place.
Weed and hash, alright, let that slip, that wont kill anyone. But take this for an example: pakies and such cunts use herion in their homeland by smoking it becase its high quality. When they come to Norway there is no potent hwrion so they haveto shoot it. Then they get damaged/killed and insurance has to pay millipns of kronenborgs to their fdmilies.
Same withall other drugs tgat are a health hazard. Its ridden with horrible drgs that are mixed with all kinds of poisons for the sake of profit.
also, teach your kids some Bon-Ton.
>hates Russian people
>only "dislikes" Russian politics
u wot m8
you were either hit by a bicycle or smacked by a hooker for disliking holland
I didn't say anything about politics...I've spoken about the countryside and the people inhabitating it...not the guys making the rules, even though I'm aware that people making the rules also live there I do speak of personal experience with "normal" people from there
>Spaniards speak better English than Germans
What are you, American?