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Country relations thread

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Country relations thread
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>>570892768
>Homeland: Czech republic
>Love: Italy
What are you? Some kind of dirty gypsy?
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>>570894395
North Italy is fine. What are you implying, dipshit?
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>>570892768
C'mon, before the amerifags wake up.
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>>570894572

Beat ya to it!
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Been to everywhere with an opinion

Can't give an honest, informed opinion on other places so woo neutrality
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>>570895436
How can a Polski dislike Germany? It's where you fucking work tomato picker
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As a proud Norwegian, this is my response.
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Well fuck u 2 you dirty viking.
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>>570895887

why hate bolan and czech?
come and drink beer/vodka/smoke weed with us.
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>>570895836
"Polski" can. I am not a volksdeutsche.
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>>570896146
Nice try, but the Serbian tendency to fail at everything (and then blame it on eeeeveryone else) makes your map so very wrong. You couldn't even handle Albanians correctly...consider that briefly
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Little hate, only luv
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>>570892768
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>>570896458
Awh yeah, we're gonna rule the world, fellow Scandinavian.

We gotta unite the North.
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Fuck England, France and Sweden's multiculti melting pots. Also fuck Russia, Slavs and Gypsies
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>>570896708
Yay for Finland!

I like the updates, more accurate map too - good job :D
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>>570892768
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>>570895663
>mei nega
Thats what i call neutral
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>>570896708

:o

Since I'm a muricafag, too lazy to do that to my map :/
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You have a WRONG map!!!
Because I from RUSSIA, and I hate only USA. Becausr USA start all wars in this world. So, all countries are normal, but if USA comes - the war starts.
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>>570892768
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>>570892768
jen kokot nebo komunistická svoloč může mít ráda rusko
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>>570896146
>>570896652
>>570896823
Balkanfag here and based on stereotypes this is material for /x/ to study .
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England
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>>570896915

Why don't you like Bavarians?
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>>570896968
what do you mean man
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Could we add a colour to this map, the updates map Finnish-anon made? Like "Conquest", "Peace" and similiar stuff? Because I would like nothing more than to eradicate the turks, restore Byzantium, unite Scandinavia - whilst removing the danes - and befriend France.
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>>570896297
kek'd
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>>570896915

Genau. Raus mit Bayern.
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fu soviet.
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>>570892798
That's exactly how I feel as well
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>>570896940
>>570892768
Ooooo, a new one for the world. This gonna be fun.

Could someone post the template for the world version?
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>>570896691
We do indeed!
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>>570897052

A-aber Bayern ist geil...
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>>570892768

>poland orange

you break my heart, honza ;_;
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>>570897052
Wir nehmen sie gerne
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>>570897038
its kinda paranormal to see so much green in those areas , especially ex-yu - post war . (atleast in these kind of threads ) .
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Love you all, come over sometime!

Hugs and kisses,

King of The Netherlands
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>>570897097
Amazing French.

In the future we will have a glorious Scandi-Frankish race and superpower.
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>>570892768
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Russia - hate the government, like the people

also, fuck you kebab!
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>>570896297

these are the places where you want to instate gommunism?
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>>570896926
Protože Němci nás v historii nikdy neutlačovali, že?
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I am really glad so many of us seem to hate the turks.

If I managed to become Pope; how many of you would join a crusade to restore Constantinople and eradicate Turkey?
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>>570897251
You're right, but i don't care about wars because i know people from those countries and they aren't that bad.
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>>570897097
a frenchie liking germany?
Impossible!
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>>570897394

France join you !
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>>570896708
>hate sweden
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>>570897367
>>570896926

môžete si brať príklad zo mňa

>>570897325
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>>570897564

everybody hate turkey ?

Possible !
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Nyehehe
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>>570897394
Croatia would be able to give few divisions .
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> mfw i cant tell the color difference between Love and Kill It With Fire
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>>570897802
half-inteligent uneducated gipsy filth detected
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why hatin
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Oh we doing this again
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>>570897802
You forgot that your own country included Croatia, jackass. Viktor Orban, educator of the nation!
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>>570897802
>>570897802
>>570897802

gipsy scum loving turkey, what a coincidence
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>>570895836
he hates germans and russian because of history. because their great great great grandfathers destroyed poland
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>>570896708
>fuck slavs
>like poland, czech republic, slovakia and slovenia
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>>570897825
finbro
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>>570895663
wunderschönes österreich!
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>>570897973
Nothing wrong with Italy, really: but you are just so irrelevant these days.

You got cool history and alike, but I just think WWII proved how useless you have become.

Of course, sadly, the same can be said for Norway - at least we got oil... on the day before Christmas? We're the new Chosen Ones.
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>>570897394
Norwegian special forces will lead the charge for you

- Prince of Norway
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>>570898084
I didn't forget that. But, Croatia was ever Croatia. ;) Heil Victor!
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>>570896402
>> You couldn't even handle Albanians correctly
We handled them alright till everyone started bombing us
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>>570898248
I agree with you, that's why i put some red and some yellow too.
I can't stand this place and its stupid people.
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>>570897802
>>570898104
I know right, this gypsy did not even colour all of Turkey! - Constantinople belongs to those infidels these days too, you know.
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>>570897394

MURICA will join too! We love wars! And food!
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>>570896940
do you have this? to fill them up
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>>570892768
hey czech-anon why do you dislike poland? we like you here ;_;
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>>570897226
Bretty accurate as a Bulgarfag I almost approve.
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>>570892768
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>>570898378
Get out of here filthy Americans! Your revolution may have given us the best man in history, Napoleon, but that's about all the good you have ever done. If you were on this map you would have been "Kill it with fire" times two!
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>>570895436
FUCK YOU PL GO BACK TO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS YOU CUNTFUCK
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>>570892768
Russia is cancer of this world.

-Finland
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>>570898427
why dislike Slovakia and like Czech Rep. ? the two are basically the same
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:)
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>>570896909
FITE ME IRL M8 FGT
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>>570898649
Well they aren't
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>>570898679
Че, какво и е на Софията бе батенце, имаме си Витошка, молчета, паркове, градинки.
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>>570892768
Ano, jsem trochu Germanofil
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>>570898759
aand the big difference is...?
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>>570898740
kebab detected
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>>570898824
They speak different languages, use different currency, having a completely different ethnicity it's like saying Italy and Austria are the same. There is a reason they split from Czechoslovakia
Source: My family is Czech
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>>570898824
the name duhhh
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>>570897802
te kurwa anyad, bazdmeg!!!
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>>570898924
Rather like saying Austria and Germany are the same. The difference is not so big.
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>>570898881
IT'S CALLED CEVAP YOU FUCK
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ITT: faggots liking/hating countries they've never visited or ever been close to based on third-hand experience and media influence.

pic related.
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>>570898996
Non-neutral swiss? What universe is this?

At least you like us Scandinavians, which makes up for it.
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>>570898609
What canton are you from?
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>>570899086
>Implying we are neutral
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>>570899043
Well it is a bigger difference than that but even within Czech Republic it's slighty different with Bohemia and Moravia it's like how Bavaria in Germany likes to be different
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>>570899224
Shh... don't spoil it for the kids.
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>>570892768


>>570899079
Sorry, Ive been to all of these countries. Sucks to be you I guess.
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>>570899045
That was harsh
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>>570893567
Germans and english, two of most funny people ever...
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>>570898924
That's just bullshit. language is almost the same, any Slovak can understand any Czech and vice versa , currency is different because Slovakia already has Euro, and Czechs are only yet to use it. And "Completely differnet ethnicity"? I don't think you know what that even means
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so true, these neckbeards havent even been out of their room once in their life
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Homeland: ITALY
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>>570898686
Whats wrong with St. Tropez?
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>>570895436
>Jebany polaczek
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>>570898775

София има забележителна природа и добра инфраструктура, но не ми харесва населението. Изобщо.
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>>570896961
Mother surely had fun in his sex life
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>>570892768
Morocco has good food. The rest they can keep.
Russia has pretty women. The rest they can keep.
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>>570899386
I'm not going to pretend I'm some expert but I know they like to differentiate themselves read about the revolutions of the austrian empire of 1848 and you might understand a bit more
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>>570892768
bestonia
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tak było
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>>570899419
I think you should go back to your america thread. People in Europe arent as fat and lazy as you guys. Everyone traveled at least a bit in their lifetime.
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>>570899685
Fuck you
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>>570898686
Is that a dislike on Nice? Nice was a wonderful little town with a great fish market and nice people. I guess it boils down to who one meets though :/
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>>570896297
finally a slavshit that understands that crimea is not part of russia
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>>570898485
mah nigga
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>>570899873
Why do you like Crimea so much?

I get it, its warm, but other than that. Why?
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>>570899603
I'm just gonna say that the differences between moravia and bohemia, or between east and west Slovakia are as big as differences between Czech Rep. and Slovak Rep. Therefore not much of a difference really. All in all, for a long time we were in one republic/country and lived happily together.
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Only Spaniard here...
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>>570897416
Andreas Kieling? WTF
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>>570892768
Kraft durch Freude.
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<3
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>>570898552
Where are you from? Also
>liking Albania
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>>570899731
FUCK YOU PL
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fuck belarus, they kill people for nothing. and fuck france they french
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>>570900129
No wonder you like all the leaches of europe. Fits you well gringo.
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OP je faggot a má malý péro.
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>>570900235
why do you like socialism so much? don't you remember what happened 20 years ago with our country? Capitalism is the way m8
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>>570899641
>kill with fire for Andorra and Vatican

Yup. Serb alright.
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>>570900237
Australia but my family is from Czech Republic and Italy and Albania is just mad
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>>570900129
Damn Spaniards! Why'd you ruin the Aztecs? Wouldn't it be cool to see modern-day Mexicans wear the skin of sacrifices on the BBC news? :(
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>>5709002
Spaniard, from Spain, Im one of the leeches
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>>570897235

Scatterhead of a little minded moron.
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>>570900235
So funny too see all poor gipsy countries disliking the north-european countries.
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>>570900467
Capitalism is a god way to keep the very rich very rich, and to keep the upper middle class with enough fun not to go apeshit. it's a horrible way to empower the people and a non-path if your goal is freedom from wage slavery.
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>>570900506
andora was a troll for the lulz
vatican = pope = 666 = evil
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>>570895663
this looks rather swiss to me
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>>570892768
Everybody hates poland, haha.
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>>570900239
Serbia is shit
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>>570892768
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>>570896961
kek'd
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>>570900737
I don't.
>>570899578
I thought Poland was a nice place to be, and think it has greatness in its future if it can curb stomp the shit out of the corruption.
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>>570900570
They revenged us with soap operas, fuck that people
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UP THE GLASGOW FUCKING RANGERS
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>>570892798
Why are some of the islands green on the template?
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>>570900656
>>570900467
Both ideologies have their benefits and disadvantages. I think a good and healthy middle-way would be the best way to go
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>>570900656
It is still a better system than socialism. Socialism will keep the rich poor and the poor very poor. There is no perfect system yet and I doubt there will be.
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trrhehehehe
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>>570897040
Are...are you the immortal personification of Sweden from Napoleonic times?
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>>570900854
What is this? A fellow Ski-wearing norse that actually likes Poland?

Personally I would like to bomb the whole area and fill it with water. Make it: "Poolland: The biggest pool in the world."
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>>570897825
>hate slavs
>is neutral towards czech
u wot m8
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>>570892768
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>>570900917
I'm from a Socialist country (Norway) and our experience with it is that the Rich get very rich, the well-off stay well off and the poor become well-off (the really poor are still really poor, but have food, housing and medical needs taken care of)
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>>570900960
>no konigsberg
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>>570896903
USA is for oil and money while Russia is for the need to fight someone while they're drunk, stupid but have some power. Both of the countries are assholes.
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>>570900978
No, I am Norwegian. But pretty close.
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>>570901128
That's why we can't have nice things.
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>>570901089

Mainstream newfag
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>>570901128

fixed
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>>570900996
Pretty women, cool old houses, good food, nice forests and friendly people who spoke english and german.
If it wasn't for the part of the sixties and seventies that doesn't seem to die off completely it would have been deep green rather than light green on my map.
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>>570897367
Co sem taháš Němce, psal jsem snad někde že ne?
> co je to porozumění textu
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>>570901305
explain
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>>570893385
i like you
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>>570892768
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>>570900060

1. strategic resources

2. a lot of people there say fuck Ukraine
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>>570901538
What? Why do you love the danes and not us norwegians, or even the sweds?
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>>570895737
I'm guessing you've been to Croatia for a festival anon...?
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people who likes russia are retarded
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>>570898649
you wish, Slovak-san :-*
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>>570892768
The Eurabian colonies don't like each other much.
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>>570901753
Yes! Yes! Another glorious frenchmen who likes us scandinavians - why Sweden more than Norway, though?
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>>570901490
Too many jews we didn't sent you in WW2?
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>>570901538
you like the swedish coast ?
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>>570901824
Or really like drunk girls in miniskirts and cheap, cheap vodka.
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>>570900361
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>>570899701
Ostrava?
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Nordiska Unionen, fuck you Estonia
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>>570902064
Yeah, the danes are not real scandinavians - we'll either split it between Norway or Sweden, or Sweden and Germany.
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>>570901159

It is because of a good administration then. Scandinavian countries somehow managed to do very well with socialism. Maybe it wasn't the clean socialism. No idea.
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Here's one for you americunts.
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>>570895436
>>570896297
>>570896142

Kek'd at hate triangle with Poland and Russia when the two hate each other as much as Slavic countries can.
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>>570898924
Slovakfag here. Languages are basically the same, ethnicity, customs and culture is literally the same. Basically it is, as some anon said, comparing Austria to Germany.

Czech Republic is more developed, but not so significantly. If you were to visit an average Czech and an average Slovak city, you wouldn't be able to tell the differece. They have better beer, we have better girls. They have more corrupt government, we have more retarded voters. The old rural people are more retarded here than in Czech Republic, but the younger generation is homogenous.
And all the differencies I mentioned, although they exist, they are not really significant, just slight.
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>>570902270
its all mixed politics in Sweden now
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All hail our lord and saviour, Napoleon I Boneparte!

*sigh* If only Norway had joined you, instead of being forced under your traitorious general.
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>>570901753
ineducated french stinker.
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>>570902324
Do you live in the Papal States?
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>>570902270
We haven't been bogged down with brutal dictatorships or rampant corruption.

Remember, the main reasons for so many socialist countries ended up being shitholes had nothing to do with socialism, and everything to do with corrupt and brutal dictators.

Socialism works fine. Corruption and power through violence doesn't.
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>>570895887
Proud?
How can you be 'proud' to be anything?
Did you fucking chose it? Your life was given to you, what the fuck are you proud of?
the fact that norway was as poor as any dumbfuckistan till 50 years ago when you accidentaly found oil? Did you personally find that oil?
Did you do A SINGLE THING in your life that you can be proud of? Considering you're browsing /b/ on a Saturday morning, youbhave not. Considering Norway is a beginner mode country for life, were even if you dont work, you go to Mr. NAV and then Mr. NAV goes like: Dar u goes, free moneys u font habe to gibe beck baibai.
Fucking piece of shit, funny how five words can make me understand how big of a shithead you are.
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>>570902390
I guess i just spoke out of my arse but yes there is still differences
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>>570902430
How's that privatization of education working for you?`:D
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>>570902554
I agree, I've always considered socialism one of the better ways of administration - but it is so fragile, vulnerable to corruption.
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>>570902639
That´s from Georger Carlin
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something like this
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>>570902309
my paint bucket with dark red is now empty
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>>570902554
You have a point. However, corruption will always exist and i think it has more power in socialism due to the way the system works.
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>>570902507
ineducated? Why that?
btw the word you were looking for is uneducated.
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>>570902639
Woah, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

You are right, though: We were a shithole, we've been irrelevant through most of history - just pawns being passed around - and I didn't chose to be norwegian - because no one can chose that sort of thing.

But I am proud of my nation, and what we have done with what we've been given. I am proud of how we've been a backwater, had a stroke of luck and fixed ourselves right up.

I am also proud of how Norway functions today, and how our culture have us treat eachother and outsiders.

Not sure if this'll make you any less mad, though...
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>>570902796
vojvodina brate
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Since you offered.
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>>570902639
Is finding oil a magic wand of "everyting awsome ever?"

Norway is pretty much the only country that could find oil and not erupt in a shitstorm of corruption and violence.

I'm proud to be Norwegian, because we manage to be a nation for everyone, not just the few. Because the people are the power. Because we're an honest country with honest people that keep eachother safe.

Because I'm part of a society where I don't need to lock the doors to feel safe, where i feel my kids are safe, where I know that no matter how shitty life gets, it will never be more shit than I can handle thanks to the wonderful people around me. And I'm proud to be an upstanding citizen in this nation, and part of the solution rather than the problem.

Norway, fuck yes
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>>570902649
It's cool anon; I'm amazed someone outside of Central Europe even acknowledges the existence of Slovakia at all, not to mention discussing its differencies with Czech Republic.
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>>570903134
My grandfather was from the Czech Republic well it was part of the Austria-Hungary Empire at the time
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>>570903128
Hell yeah, norse-/b/rother.
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/int/ is far by the most cancerous board.
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>>570903196
/high-five
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>>570895663
kek
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>>570897097
You dense fuck, the Baltic states are not a part of the Soviet union.
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>>570898495
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUVFp4JOwtM
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>>570903210
If russians could stay out of counter strike competitive aswell, that'd be nice.
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>>570903308
Technically speaking, no one is a part of the Soviet Union anymore.
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>>570900960
>tfw kaliningrad
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>>570902661
Fairly well, i'll have to admit though, english isn't my strong point. My point is if you take a closer look on the Social Democrats they do have some famous characteristics from the former goverment who had the power until recently so they're not "pure socialists", and as a downside to off the alliance they have with Miljöpartiet( Enviromental party), alot of questions has to be debatted and takes a huge amount of unnecessery time, they need to pull their shit togeheter
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As a german. Wtf people like us now?
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Also wanna point out, I dont really hate russians just the fuck that controls it.
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>>570899670
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PRIDE
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>>570903613
Hell yeah; Germany is awesome!

Would be great if you stopped stealing our "Warning: Moose" signs when you're here on trips, though ;)
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Ayy yo fags
Fake anyone you you want.
nudify-her dot com
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>>570896297
Why do you hate Kaliningrad? Its part of your homeland
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>>570892768
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>>570903613
We always liked you. You just had a period as a violent drunk shit for a while when you were poor. That happens.
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>>570893385 let me guess. Its amsterdam that you love ;)
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From Yorkshire with love.
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>>570903613
I work with 18-30 year olds at an English langauge school here in the US. Germans are really nice people to be around. Certainly a hell of a lot better than those damn sour French whose face muscles have forgotten how to smile.
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>>570903838
jebany komuch
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>>570898649
>weed
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>>570903613
Also, updates my map - inspiried by yours
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>>570903917
you know that kent is probably the best part of england?
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>>570895887
>likes greece
+1 for liking an underrated country
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>>570903907
sure, he likes to get robbed by romanians.
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>>570892768
Are we talking about the people or the country
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Croatfag here
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>>570904153

>You're wrong.

I was trying to restrict it to London but I couldn't be bothered.

I like Kent, hate London.
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>>570903210
KEBAB DETECTED
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I just wish balkan fags would stop stealing my bike and start working properly like the polskis
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I'm suprised how many people dislike spain
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>>570897262
Fuck you, Willem Sander Alex!
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>>570901089
Idiot. You forgot to dye Turkey's European soil.
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>>570902324
Rome. I hope one day we will be back at that point.
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>>570902759
That is from my days of shrooms thank you very much.
>>570903005
That is a fair point. However, the nation fucked up by letting too kany iminiggies into the county. I have been to Oslo for a work seminar fr a few konths over a few years - Jesus. Jesus fucking Buddha and allah and mohammad together in a bdsm scat orgy. I'm two meters tall snd I was afraid for my fucking life. It akso all smells like piss, trash and needles everywere. Kids bathing naked in Karl Johan's gata in that big fountain. Beggars with smarphones everywhere. Some fucking idiots standing in costumes (just standing) and expecting ueople togive them money. Everything that's not the center is flooded with pople up to no good. Most heroin users in the wirkd (fact, not per capital, but overall).
That's just what I saw in my free time, plus all those fucking mudflime extremists that scream all the time. Plus all the niggers who make drama non stop. There's jothing to be proud of there.
also, you csnnot be proud that your nation functions well because you were also given that. >>570903128
Also a fair point, but again, there us no place for pride there. You csn be happy to live in such a nation, not proud. You contributed nothing. Also, Norwegiss have no manners, no basic culture. No one has ever put a hand over their mouths when yawning, coughing or sneezing. No one has primal eating manners. It all mes down to - work a week - drink a weekend. You're the rorst type of consumers.
Norwegias are great, they'd never scam you, s nation you can trust. I love that. But, you can never exiectmush ftom one, your educational system is also very bad.
It is amazing how you can licve a safe life were no one steals snything, how your kids can do as they like, how you dont have to lock your cars, doors. But, how csn you be proud of that? You didbt contribute, its common fuking sense to be that way. No one has to tell you.not to murder a child. No pride, just be happy. Sorry fir typos, using a tablet.
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>>570904416

They're dirty fucking spics who are constantly getting bailed out yet the government funds Real Madrid.
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>>570904416
The only thing I like about Spain, is the their unyielding devotion to Catholism - and the fact that day did crazy shit, unlike the equally stubborn Irish.
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I've travelled around Europe plenty and the only country I hate is Albania.
Albanians are the worst of the worst. The scum of the earth. It's strange that you can find all the world's theifs, assholes and retards in one country.
In all other countries you can find at least some good people or qualities in their culture but not there. There is absolutely nothing good about Albania or the Albanians. Nothing. Zero.
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>>570904551
France? Really?
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>>570898686
>Bretagne
>A country
He thinks he's people
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>>570892768
I may have to make a destinction between countryside and people from there
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>>570904232
>>570904175
Faggots
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>>570904416
So am I... Now I see why we can´t win Eurovision
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>>570904416

Every single Spanish family I met on holiday anywhere in Europe didn't speak a single word of English and just shouted in Spanish when people politely asked for them to talk any other language they did understand. Seriously, the Germans still hold the crown for not talking English anywhere, but the Spanish are a good second place.
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>>570904589
That is, sadly, true. Norway has been very loose in the way we accept refugees. We had little requirements to them, and the majority that entered our country early had no obligations to learn about our history, culture or language - beyond simple every-day usage - which is sad.

I am all for accepting refugees and such into Norway, but they must behave perfectly and have no second-chances: If they are coming here to use us to shield themselves, they should work not earn money off of us.

So yeah, we have our faults - but I think the issue is creeping around the minds of people, and I do believe we still have time to do something about it :D
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All europeans hate turkey cos' we sent our village scums to you as worker at 70's. Educated and sofisticated turkish people stay in turkey at those years. u know as kebbabers but u wrong. and yes, our current goverment elected by those scums too.
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>>570896301
we hate you too
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>>570904827
Well you could say so about german tourists but in the country itself almost everything is in english and german and being a backpacker for several years a met dzens of english speaking germans whereas i only met a few spanish people and when you go to spain good luck finding sights in english
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>>570904709
Yeah, wish there was an easier way to do that than having to do two images.

Because there is a major difference.
I, for instance, have sadly not been able to travel a lot, so I can't say that much about the people who live in Europe - but I can judge their country's past and current politic situation.
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>>570904589
I'm proud because I'm part of why our country is like it is. Every day I'm making someone elses day a little better, so that we all are a little better off.

You say I contributed nothing to this? A country is it's people, and I'm one of us. I'm proud not just to be part of this grup, I'm proud of us.

And Norwegians have great manners. We don't lick ass, we share and we're honest. I'm constantly told that I'm less cultured because I don't shower other people with compliments. That's not good manners. Thats being an impolite shitbag that devalues the meaning of words into nothingness.

I'm direct in my speech because I respect my fellow man, I'm honest for the same reasons. I don't cuddle grown ups because I respect that they can make better decisions if they know the correct level of shit we're in when things go bad.

If you want bad manners, go to Germany or Japan where everyone titulates you like you're their master, champion awsome kingling without even knowing you.
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I do love my country, i just think it needs to cleansed in fire.
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>>570905060
Definitely true. Been to Germany a fair amount of times (and got lost in the most small villages) but every single person could at least understand what I was asking and guide me in a form of English towards a station of sorts.
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>>570897285
and you love Belgium..? Why? But glad you know crimea is not part of Russia.
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>>570895663
Arent you one country too far right being netural is not austriaspart
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>>570904939
Well, these niggers and sanniggers from Oslobare constantly biting the hand that's feeding them. Brought drugs and crime to that place.
Weed and hash, alright, let that slip, that wont kill anyone. But take this for an example: pakies and such cunts use herion in their homeland by smoking it becase its high quality. When they come to Norway there is no potent hwrion so they haveto shoot it. Then they get damaged/killed and insurance has to pay millipns of kronenborgs to their fdmilies.
Same withall other drugs tgat are a health hazard. Its ridden with horrible drgs that are mixed with all kinds of poisons for the sake of profit.
also, teach your kids some Bon-Ton.
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>>570905309
I never thought of that, ive been to Germany numerous times but I know german, I dont know your pain.
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>>570904827
Not true. Spaniards level of english is far below average.
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>>570905262
Everything you just said isLiterallycommon sense, not manners. I hope one day you will seethe difference.
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>>570905471
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>>570904709
>hates Russian people
>only "dislikes" Russian politics
u wot m8
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>>570895887
>>570897097
>>570898263
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>>570900235
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>>570901490
>>570903659
>>570904142

you were either hit by a bicycle or smacked by a hooker for disliking holland
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>>570905862
I didn't say anything about politics...I've spoken about the countryside and the people inhabitating it...not the guys making the rules, even though I'm aware that people making the rules also live there I do speak of personal experience with "normal" people from there
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>>570904827
>Spaniards speak better English than Germans
What are you, American?
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>>570906028
Mooi dat het geen Holland maar The Netherlands is
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