Insult thread in the form of "You're the type of guy

>>570881252

You're the type of guy who cries when he masturbates.

>>570881252
You're a faggot.

>>570881334
You're the type of guy who doesn't seed his torrents.

You're the type of guy who buys winrar

>>570881252
You're the type of guy that creates threads on /b/ that no one cares about

You're the type of guy who still uses pay phones.

You're the type of guy that idolizes Elliot Rodger

You're a nigger

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who makes urdehtypeofguy threads.

Drake the type of nigga to cry at his friend's mom's funeral.

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>>570881484
You're the type of guy who's parents wish he was a blowjob.

You're the type of guy who reminds the teacher about the homework.

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You're the type of guy who would fuck a fella in the ass and not have the decency to give him a reacharound

You're the type of guy who pisses on the side of the bowl to make less noise.

you're the type of guy who doesn't replace the toilet paper roll when its out

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>>570881252
You're the type of guy who did nothing wrong.

YOU'RE THE TYPE OF GUY
CUFFIN HOES N LOVIN BITCHES
IM THE TYPE OF GUY
IM IN THE CLUB BREAKIN DOWN MISSES

https://soundcloud.com/murdabeatz9/peewee-longway-she-know-it-ft

You're the type of guy who watches all the credits of a movie.

You're the type of guy to like oatmeal raisin cookies

You're the type of guy who tuches viginas

You're the type of guy to take a "holding up the leaning tower" picture while on vacation

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You're the type of guy who waits in line for black friday to get a gift card

>>570881252
wants more of her nudes...

You're the type of guy to tell a girl that her nip slipped wile covering your eyes

You're the type of guy who tuches teenager viginas

You're the type of guy to fall in love with Maisie Williams simply because you like the spunk of the fictional character she plays on Game of Thrones

>>570882087
oh man thats good.

Your the type of guy who keeps his turn signal on after he changes lanes

>>570881817
>>570881764
>>570881624
>>570881586
>>570881423
>>570881252
You're the type of guy that looks at the biggest nigger in jail right I'm the eye and then smashed the soap onto the floor

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>>570882337

Your the type of guy that agreed with Emma Watson.

You're the type of guy who gets a girl pregnant during his first time.

>>570882448
You're the type of guy who will fuck somebody in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound

You're the type of guy with black skin.

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>>570882608
This!

you're the type of guy who says shit like "salutations" instead of just "hi".

>>570882820
You're the type of guy who starts blowing a guy but gives up and just gives him an old fashioned.

You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, "The puddin is delicious"

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who opens the door for women oppressively

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>>570883010
Ha!

You're the type of guy who takes a pee in the shower.

You're the type of guy who would vote for Bush

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who would masturbate to Hitler reenacting a Mr Hands video.

http://youtu.be/BZlxvn_jWgM

You're the type of guy who joins ISIS and gets beheaded

You're the type of guy that to say fag is a derogatory term

OP I am the type of guy that does that. getting off /b/ for the night because that's like the most accurate description of me i've ever read

>>570883354
You're the type of guy 1D would cut for.

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who thinks OP is actually a bretty cool guy.

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You're the type of guy who stays friends with your friends ex's

>>570881252
"OP is the kind of guy who thinks this is the place for shit like this when he really should go back to umgur"

Also gtfo

You're the type of guy even niggers find to be lazy and disgusting.

I'm the type of guy who shares his weed because he has no friends.

You're the type of guy who sucks dick for bus fare then walks home... With a sore ass.

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You're the type of guy to leave a party early to jerk off

>>570883487
You're the type of guy who acts like he's top shit on omegle.

>>570883679
your the type of guy that only started going on /b/ after the fappening

You're the type of guy girls choose to ignore, I'm driving a caddy, you're fixin' a ford.

>>570884046
You're the type of guy who thinks 4chan is a pretty cool place.

You da type of nigga dat but music from itunes

>>570884239
You da type of nigga to wear jeans and no belt

you're the type of guy who get's the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel.

you're the type of guy who turns vegetarian for a girl

You're the type of guy who would blow a guy like me. You faggot.

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>>570881252
it's live
it's free
http://jessica.oohatoo.com

>>570884339
type of nigga dat buys tank tops from somewhere besides the underwear section

>>570884529
you da type of nigga to ask if the chicken is free range

>>570884514
You'r the type of guy that actually goes to the link

>>570884529
You're the type of night who thinks he's too good for welfare.

You're the type of guy quits college senior year

you da type of nigga dat uses hand signals when you ride a bike

>>570883296

>implying everyone doesn't pee in the shower.

Grow up, kid.

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You're the type of guy that puts ketchup on his steak

>>570884724
you da type of nigga dat make all the animal sounds when you eat animal crackers

>>570884724
Nigga, rather.

Joke is no good now.

I'm the type of guy, who can't use a tablet worth shit.

>>570881621

you're the type of guy who makes meta comments.

>>570884890
You're the type of guy that makes a girl go gay

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>>570881252
your the type of guy who buys scented toilet paper

>>570884915
you da type of nigga dat doesn't check his autocorrect before he sends a message

>>570884910
You da type of nigga that slaps butter on his naked self and calls himself flounder basket.

You're the type of guy that dont even say thank you when somebody give you something
like seriously nigga what the fuck

>>570884903
your the type of guy that puts ketchup on spaghetti

>>570885034

You're the type of guy who thinks girls are such pristine angels they don't piss in the shower.

>>570881252
you're the type of guy, who instead of buying regular coca cola, buys a coca cola zero.

idiot

>>570885173
you da type of nigga dat gets naked and rubs vasoline all over himself and flops around on the floor to pretend to be a slug

>>570881252
you the type of nigga who looks at goatsie on purpose

You're the type of guy who bought HD DVD instead of Blu ray

>>570885245
you're the type of guy who shits after a shower

You're the type of guy who will photoshop ponies onto his pictures

>>570885342
You da type of nigga who licks the window on the bus, every time he sees anything referencing Harry Potter.

>>570885689
you the type of guy who takes a shit and wipes his ass in the shower..with the sponge

>>570885332

You're the type of guy who bends over to tie his shoe but accidentally sucks his own dick

>>570885762
you da type of nigga dat sings "and many more..." at the end off happy birthday

>>570885202
you the type of guy who says nigga and aint even black

>>570886086
You're the type of guy who thinks up far obscene gay scenes in hopes they actually exist.

>>570886246
You da type of nigga dat fart in elevators

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>>570881252

"You're the type of guy who posts pictures of Chloe's ass in the wrong thread"

You're the type of guy who hangs around the girl you love forever friendzoned, constantly befriending the alphas she gets fucked by.

>>570886352
your the type of guy who creates awkward silence when he tells a joke

>>570885689

You're the type of guy who doesn't have the wherewithal to do a sufficient wipe job without showering.

>>570886246

Thou are among the ranks of negroes who partake in the act of proceeding through a carriage convenient lane at a rapid delicatessen only to request a container of water.

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>>570886387
*I'm

>>570886523
kek

you da type of nigga to send your dentist a christmas card

Your the type of guy who doesn't know when to use "you're"

>>570886246
You da type of nigga whose simply running out of ideas for this particular thread.

Funny note today was my birthday. Funny timing.

And now I sleep. Next "you're the type of guy..." thread anon. Goodnight.

>>570882770
Happened to me

>>570886523
you the type of negro that infects the village water puddle with ebola

youre the type of guy who has anal leakage during climax

You're the type of guy who should be doing something better with his life, but probably never will.

You're the type of OP that I call a faggot.

You're the type of guy who doesn't put the fucking toilet seat down.

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You're the type of guy who quickly takes the second to last piece of pie

your the type of guy who uses youre wrong

>>570886723
Goodnight, nigga

>>570886812
You're the type of guy that will give hookers orals

>>570886894
you're the type of guy who tells a joke twice

>>570886875
you the type of woman who doesnt leave the toilet seat up when shes done

>>570886723
Also,

you da type of nigga to spend his birthday on 4chan

>>570886929
You're the type of nigger who nigger nigger. Nigger.

You're the type of guy your parents spend long nights stressing on whether you'll ever do anything with yourself.

>>570886670

You're the type of guy to cover his cough in public and say "Sorry" to the person who walks by you 10 seconds later

I actually have given plenty of hookers oral. Maybe you're just mad you can't get as many hookers as me?

You're the type of guy your parents spend long nights stressing on whether you'll ever do anything with yourself...

>>570887004
You're the type of guy who buys his female friend's tampons

You're the type of guy who's an atheist and says "Bless you"

>>570881423

you're the type of guy who buys winrar

>>570887104
>>570887034

You're the type of guy that acts like he gives the best girl advice and is always single.

You're the type of guy who says bless you when someone coughs

>>570887205
you the type of guy that actually gets emberassed buying tampons

>>570887229
youre the type of winrar that buys guys

>>570887098
You're the type of white guy who calls white people crackers

>>570887229

i meant to say mirc

>>570887314
you the type of guy who says SHHH when someone sneezes

>>570887402
You're the type of guy who doesn't into spellcheck

>>570887441
You're the type of guy who shits himself when he sneezes

You're the type of guy who wears socks.

>>570887336
You're that type of guy who thinks it's flirting when he buys condoms from a female cashier

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>>570881252
You're the type of guy who washes his hands after taking a piss even if there's no one else around

>>570887484
youre the type of guy who would accidently a whole fleshlight

You're the type of guy who doesn't even take his shoes off before sucking cock.

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who puts toilet paper with the hanging part in the back.

>>570887593
kek

>>570887628
I am that type of guy. Fuck me, the truth hurts.

>>570887639
You're the kind of guy who brags about 4chan on facebook.

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who cuts the crusts off his sandwiches.

>>570887593
your the type of guy who shits himself during an a cavity search

http://youtu.be/BZlxvn_jWgM

Man, some of these are good.

>>570887714
Me too, bro.

It stops me sucking my salty fingers after.

>>570887626
you the type of guy that cries after sex

>>570887915
You're the type of guy who masturbates during cavity searches

>>570887628
You're the type of guy who saves thumbnails

>>570888000
You're the type of guy who kisses prostitutes

>>570888038
your the type of guy that licks his cum of his fingers instead of washing them

You're the type of guy who has tasted his own cum

>>570887807
>having facebook
toppest of keks sir
youre the type of guy who breaking bad wasnt perfect

>>570888090
your the type of guy that falls in love with a prostitute

>>570888152
You're the type of guy that does cum swaps with his girlfriend

>>570888090
lol'd too fucking hard

>>570888231
your the type of guy that cant get a girlfreind

>>570888219
You're the type of guy who didn't see sunlight in the past 4 years

>>570888090
You're the type of guy who doesn't buy prostitutes exclusively for kissing

>>570888219

You're the type of guy who would entirely a whole punchline.

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>>570888304
You're the type of guy who wants to feel manly after using her girlfriend's strap-on

>>570888230
You're the type of guy who gets friendzoned by a prostitute

>>570882385
Yes I am.

>>570888385
You're the type of guy who charged his pink iPhone in the microwave

>>570888362
youre the type of critical faggot who fuck you

>>570882385
I am too.

You're the type of guy that paid for Norton internet security.

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who wants to win the lottery so he can spend all his time learning to be an elite hacker in order to go vigilante after all the POS script kiddies out there.

oh wait, that's me.

fucking pieces of shit.

>>570888564
lyric agratil


you're the type of guy who typed the captcha in the wrong box

>>570888576

>You're the type of guy who gets PTSD from 4chan.

>>570888709
You're the type of guy who pressed to start to access my computer

>>570888437
your the type of guy who has to pay double for a prostitute

>>570888830
*has to press start
>high

>>570888758
youre the type of muhsojinist whos raping me with your words

>>570888431
your the type of guy who cant see his own dick when he looks down

>>570888932
You're the kind of guy who's so fat he can't look down

>>570889029
your the type of guy who still loves moot

>>570889029
that was actually kinda clever as a comeback
>youre the kind of guy who orders a salad at mcdonalds

You're the type of guy who cries while losing your virginity to a virgin girl.

>>570889317
youre the type of guy who hasnt lost it

>>570888385
You're the type of guy who tries to embed a html link in a reply.
(seriously just copy the fucking url)

>>570889360
You're the type of guy who will never lose it.

>>570889360
your the type of guy who lost it to the pools jetstream

>>570889418
youre the type of guy who expresses his feelings on 4chan

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who jacks it to Maisie Williams

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who has one Islamic friend and claims they're being persecuted for no reason..

>>570889518
see>>570889526
i believe im owed an apology

You're the kinda guy who sucks dick for bus money and walks home

>>570889554
You're the type of guy who 4chans his espressos with feelings.

>>570889615
Same
Also you the type of guy who calls anything that's not an obscure film pleb tier.

>>570889694
I'm sorry you lost it to a jetstream instead of a pussy. My sincerest apologies.

>>570889725
You're the kinda guy who sucks dick for dinner,

And you're at a Cici's buffet.

>>570881252

you're the type of guy who makes shitty threads on /b/

>>570889707
your the type of nigga that sucks dick to get the directions to crenshaw

>>570883296
damn, what's her name?

>>570889839
youre the type of guy who gives insincere apologies

>>570889925
youre the type of guy who cant reverse image search

>>570889914
Your the type of nigga who wears glow in the dark grills so people can see you at night

>>570889914
I work near there

>>570889949
You're the type of guy to catch on quickly

>>570890086
your the type of guy whos never seen Dont be a Menace

>>570890247
You're the type of guy who doesn't know about crenshaw station in Los Angeles.

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who starts You're the type of guy who threads on the internet

You're the type of guy I could use around here, sucking dicks and whatnot

>>570890319
your the type of guy who works near crenshaw station in los angeles

>>570890320
You're the type of guy that doesn't check to see if your shitty joke has been posted already

>>570890320
youre the type of guy to say the obvious thing everyone was thinking

youre the type of guy to not have anything better

>>570881252
your the type of guy who gets excited when someone replies to your comment on /b/

>>570890432
>>570890468
you're the types of guys that can suck my fucking dick

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You're the type of guy who would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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>>570890607

You're the type of guy who masturbates anally to shotacon while listening to engrish j-rock and eating Hello Panda, imagining the filling is semen.

>>570890607
youre the type of guy who continues to say what we expect

>>570890549
Hey it's okay to be that type of guy

>>570890607
You're the type of faggot that can faggot another faggot faggot

>>570890743
youre the type of guy who shares my line of thought

>>570890419
You're the type of guy who doesn't work near crenshaw in Los Angeles.

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You're the type of guy who always makes a short sucking inhale after they tell a joke as if they're bracing for pain in case others don't find it funny.

I know you people are out there. Stop that shit.

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>>570890743

You're the type of guy who spends hundreds of hours configuring Arch GNU/Linux and still can't pass LPIC-1 because you've very little transferable knowledge.

You're the type of guy who decides if he is purchasing condoms or not, based on the age, sex, and nationality of the cashier.

>>570890949
youre type of of guy who looks for the third pig

>>570891028
You're the type of guy who failed English class

>>570891028
>youre type of of guy who looks for the third pig (sucking inhale)

Fixed.

>>570890728
your the kinda guy who listens to nickleback, wears his hats backwards, wears socks with sandals, and drinks bud lite in packs of thirty

>>570890890
your the type of guy whos gonna get fired from their job near crenshaw

>>570891124
youre the type of guy who goes for the feels

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who chews up all my bubble gum.

>>570891163
god dammit i kekd a bit

You're the type of guy who harbors bitterness towards women because you've never tried talking to one for fear of rejection.

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>>570882568
Jeebus i cant stop laughing.

You're the kind of guy that masturbates while using his snot for lubrication in the shower.

>>570891258
your the type of guy that asks for a hot frie licks his finger and sticks his hand back in the bag

>>570891320
youre the type of guy who talks to women first instead of taking it by force

>>570891320
You're the type of guy who talks about 4chan in public

You're the type of guy who buys a bunch of greens and then fails to eat them all before they rot.

>>570891440
im that type of guy

>>570891447
youre the type of guy who thinks diet sda makes a difference

You're the type of guy who OP YOU'RE SUCH A MASSIVE FAGGOT HOLY SHIT

You're the type of guy whose skin has a high melanin content.

>>570891218
You're the type of guy who will never get a job near crenshaw
>>570891219
You're the type of guy that makes me feel sorry

>>570886937
i did that once... in my defense i didn't know she was a hooker, and thus i didn't pay anything

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>>570891591
your the type of guy whos actually alright

>>570891602
youre the type of guy who takes corn filled shit bricks to the bone marrow birdcage while watching nutters preach about discount letter jackets on the telly i tell you hwut

>>570891591
you're the type of guy that sucks cock for quarters

You the type of guy to buy flowers for your girl when you done something wrong

>>570891764
youre the type of guy that gives him the quarters

You're the type of guy who doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pussy.

You're the type of guy who, the boogeyman before going to sleep, checks his closet to make sure you folded all the clothes correctly.

You're the type of guy who won't suck your dick for money; you will gladly do it for free.

You're the type of guy who doesn't do push-ups; you're too old.

You're the type of guy who's tears can cure cancer, so why have you never cried on your career?

You're the type of guy who ruins every party you go to because you are a born again Christian fundie.

You're the type of guy who when you endorse a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.

You're the type of guy who believes evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals you believe were created by our Lord God Almighty.

You're the type of guy who once told you a joke about yourself. But you didn't laugh. Because jokes about you aren't funny.

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>>570891850
and the winner is

>>570891893
youre the type of guy who seeks creativity from a chuck norris poster

>>570891754
You're the type of guy that prefers third world tier pop tarts instead of God tier toaster strudels

>>570891893
You're the type of guy who thinks that sage goes in all fields.

>>570891893
You're the type of guy who effort posts on 4chan

>>570892002
youre the type of guy who knows me alarmingly well

>>570882448
You're the type of guy who signals after changing lanes sharply.

>>570892096
You're the type of guy who won't bow down to the almighty toaster strudel

You're the type of guy who pays to win.

>>570892247
youre the type of guy who doesnt appreciate a wide variety of flavors

You the type of guy that feels bad after punching someone in the face

>>570892248
You're the type of guy who's ID is even albino

>>570892290
You're the type of guy who doesn't realize that toaster strudel is better than any of the shit flavors they have, also, more filling.

>>570892397
youre the type of guyd id punch in the face unapologetically

you're the type of guy who supports feminism

You're the type of guy who, when a female relative leaves their phone unattended, looks through their gallery for nudes, sends them to your phone via mms and deletes the history before they return.

>>570892475
youre the type of guy buys straw berry and cinnamon an nothing else

you're the type of guy who thinks government spying is ok because 'you have nothing to hide'

>>570892534
That is a correct assessment.

>>570892601
You're the type of guy who thinks you need anything else besides strawberry and cinnamon

>>570892610
youre the type of guy with something to hide

>>570892639
you're the type of guy who needs to die

>>570886521
Youre the type of guy who uses words like wherewithal.

You the type of guy that says sorry if someone walks into you

I'm the type of guy that doesn't know how to reply to 4chan messages on iOS

>>570892683
youre the type of guy whos never even had other flavors

>>570881252
You're the type of guy who takes all of their clothes off just to shit.

>>570892762
youre the type of guys whos never tapped on the post number

im the type of guy on ios as well

>>570892793
You're the type of guy that implies that you need other flavors

>>570892686
i wonder what it could be ;^)

>>570892931
youre the type of guy who holds out on cheese pizza

>>570892904
Your the type of guy that is helpful and not a douche

I'm the type of guy that will still try to shit on you

youre all the type of guys who gave me a very enjoyable thread. im out

>>570893021
you're the type of guy who implies

Your the type of guy that always comes off as a newfag, even though you've been here for 25 years.

You the type of guy who tries to get a fuck in a STI clinic