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/b/ my dick is bleeding and grew this shit, what do I do.

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/b/ my dick is bleeding and grew this shit, what do I do.
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>>570881124
>Not go to a doctor
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>>570881124
get immediate medical attention
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>>570881124
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weren't you here last time complaining about your gangrene dick??
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amputate it
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looks fine to me.
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have dog lick it, most sanitary way to heel
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>>570881124
Necrosis spotted. go to the hospital if u dont want to loose ur dick poor faget
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That shit'll buff out.
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>>570881269

CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMN FINGER NAILS
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>>570881124
dude
er
now
and clean yourself i mean look at your nails
im derailing this shit
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>>570881124
I saw that thread like yesterday, you stupid faggot, didn't you go to the doctor
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>>570881530
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Holy shit go to the emergency room if you don't want a 100% chance of losing your penis, if not dying.
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>>570881124

It's okay dude perfectly normal, carry on.

I's going to pass, no worry.
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>>570881124
Timestamp
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>>570881124
Um well... have you ever considered being female?
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HUEHUEHUEHEHUEHUEHUEHU time to make your dick a vagoo
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>>570881585
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Oh I've seen that before, use white vinegar on it twice a day and just give it a couple weeks and you will start to see it clear up

Within a few months you should be back to normal
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>>570881805
>>570881269
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>>570881840
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yeah clean those nails jackass.

Let that spiderman posting fag give you a manicure. then go soak that sausage in witch hazel
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>>570881124
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http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=carl+tonight&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=DEC54E6B299B269703A298369D94E31D38060E73&selectedIndex=0
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>>570881124
OP has a gangrenous dick.
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Clean it up a little bit and go to a fucking doctor

They will treat you and bill later

If you can't afford it, go anyways, its your fucking dick, you could lose it and then your life will be shit and it won't be long before you jump off a freeway overpass.
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>>570881124

NIGGER GO TO THE HOSPITAL LITERALLY RIGHT NOW.

WHAT KIND OF MENTAL DISABILITY DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU THINK HAVING A DICK THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS OKAY?

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND SEEK HELP, FUCK.
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>>570881124
Stick your dick in a bowl of hydrogen peroxide.
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Just cut it off. dicks are like lizard tails it will grow back. just be a slightly different color
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>>570881805
he did timestamp, look at the second pic.

i mean, if a dude post pics of himself being fat, dirty, possibly weaboo sand nigger with an infected penis, why would you need a timestamp? this is /b/ faggot, we are all like that.

i would definitely ask for a timestamp if op were a white /fit/ dude taking a selfie on a sunny beach with an azn qt by his side.
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Rub some dirt on it, it is an old trick to cleaning gross infections. You see the dirt acts as a cleaning agent and also an anti biotic
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Looks like a brown recluse bite
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>>570881585
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>>570882331
Good but not as helpful as dirt
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GO TO THE DOCTOR

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
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Just keep on 4chaning about your diseased dick. Once you read a response that you like that entails no effort on your part to heal your dick it will instantly get better and you can carry on 4channing.
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>>570881269
dat nicotine stain
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>>570882821
>>570882625
>>570882175
>>570881976
>>570881852
all spides
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>>570881124
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>>570882532
I did this twice now and it has grown back even bigger both times! Takes a while though, but my girlfriend said it was worth the waite
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>>570882620
OP got a blowjob from a recluse?

Zing.
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>>570882941
>>570882821
>>570882625
>>570882175
>>570881976
>>570881852
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>>570881269
Timestamp unreadable. Not sure if 27, 21, or 07/01. New timestamp requested. Seen the same thread before various times.
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>>570881496
I think hes got more shit to worry about than his fingernails.
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>>570881437
kek'd and I'm still going.
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>>570883014

nigger die
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>>570881124
yeah dude thats def a brown recluse bite, write on the tip of your chode. go to the doc immediately you retarded nigger
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>>570881840
>vagoo
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>>570881124
Get yourself some Betaisodona solution cover your dick in it and hope for the best, also you should get a pennicilin injection
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>>570881124
an hero
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>>570883014

>Zing
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>recluse bite on dick
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>>570881124

What the fuck did you do, thats what im wondering
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>>570883180
>write on the tip
>write
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