Taking requests.
>>570507543
knife in dick
turn alarm clock upside down
>>570507543
Cut it off, faggot...
>>570507669
No knife, plus why would I hurt my dick.
Stop being a faggot.
>>570507707
>>570507543
wear a condom
get it loaded
inflate it on your head till it explodes
post results
i dont care if you censor your eyes
also captcha :eExprem her
cum in a shot glass
>>570508231
Good idea, but I have no condoms.
>>570508320
fuck
>>570508256
Cum is the thread finisher.
Put your dick on her face
>>570508320
go buy some good dammit
>>inb4 op delivers
>>570508572
Here you go.
Actually touch your dick to her face please
suck your own dick
>>570509142
That's as good as it gets bro.
>>570509229
It won't reach.
Put your dick on top of your toaster.
post a fapping video
>>570509442
This guys fucking quick.
>>570509525
No toaster in the room.
>>570509574
Only pictures.
put your dick on her face
Show us your cumming limits
Put your a coat hanger on your dick
stick something in your ass
Taking requests but no videos no knife no toaster running out of ideas here
>>570509697
Looks like pizza.
>>570509746
Here you go kind sir.
>>570507543
Requesting you put that dry babby dick back in your tighty-whities and go to bed before your mom comes in.
I told u man put a FUCKING coat hanger on your dick. WTF nigger
nvm sorry bb didn't see the last pic! Ok now put ur dick in a drawer.
Write "faggot food" on your dick
>>570510456
do it u wot m8
Use the pen that is in the drawer in the hotel room
>>570510415
Last request for you.
>>570510456
No.
>>570510693
fine cya later faget
Ok you suck at this...I'm out.
Keep the request coming.
Put dick in bowl of milk
>>570511923
As close as I could come.
Put dick on pillow
>>570512609
Dick on pillow.
What should I cum on?
put a hat on your dick
>>570514116
I don't have a hat in my room.