So, my fuckbuddy told me she wanted me to cum in her mouth. This is great news, but i've tasted my cum and it tastes abslutely terrible. I want her to like the experience (otherwise she won't keep doing it). I've read that the best way to make my cum taste better is to eat lots of fruit and pineapple juice.
How long before seeing her should i change my diet for it to be effective? Is a few hours before the cumshot enough or should i start some days in advance?
Yeah, and then i don't get to cum in her mouth ever again. Or i could not be a retard and drink juice and eat fruit and cum in her mouth whenever i want.
Just eating it right before won't fucking cut it. You have to change your diet in general. Have yogurt for breakfast with a glass of pinapple juice for a week before and you will blow her fucking mind. All my exes loved the taste my cum because I based my lifestyle for their pleasure.
Lol, days and hours....it's months dude. The acid in the citrus fruits needs to alter your body chemistry. It takes a long time and isn't even proven to work, cum just tastes bad.
legit answer would be to eat and drink lots of citrus fruits, pineapple is the best. Cutting out junkfood and smoking will also help the taste.
My diet is basically only meat ;_;. I'll try to survive without it for a few days.
I thought sugar made it taste better.
Cut out alcohol, smoking, drugs, coffee (tea is fine) and ESPECIALLY spicy food. Spicy food is the worst for cum-taste.
Then start adding the good stuff to your diet.
>Have yogurt for breakfast
From what i read milk and derivates make it taste bad.
>All my exes loved the taste my cum because I based my lifestyle for their pleasure.
Noice. Did you eat any meat or avoided it completely?
the more fruits and vegetables you eat the better. also drinking lots of water will make it less thick and make you produce more of it. stay away from red meat, coffee, cigarettes and alcohol. also you will zinc and working out will make you shoot a lot more.
Don't listen to these faggots. Red meat and coffee erryday made my cum taste great. I tried the whole pineapple juice thing and even after a week of tasting my own cum it didn't get better.
I cant tell if your serious? The only thing that can change the flavor is your level of hydration because its mostly all salts and your hydration could only dilute it a bit and take a few days with sexual activities in that time as well
If she's told you that don't you think she's already considered the idea of your semen tasting like the shit it must be, Sherlock? Fucking eyaculate on her and if she doesn't swallow, throw her the fuck out.
What would you consider a strict diet? Don't tell me pineapple juice and fruit. I'll drink/eat a lot of that, but i can't live only with that. Are eggs acceptable?
I would do at LEAST 5 days
then again if its just some slut who fucking cares jizz in her mouth, then hold her down and shit into it too
Also I forgot Maca root is amazing, bought like a couple hundred pills at a local bodybuilding supplement store for like 10 bucks
Monster jizz soooooooo fucking white my gf asked me to stop taking it because she doesnt like swallowing jizz to beign with and it was too much
The sweet fruit thing has been debunked over and over again. The only thing you can control is the viscosity. Drink more liquids if you want it to have less taste and shooting it out a couple times will likely mean it contains less spunk and more prostate juice which it's flavorless.
>inb4 ban cause this offends someone
You're thinking too far into it OP. She's only a fuckbuddy... dont worry about all that shit and just cum in her mouth like she wants you to.. There's nothing more to it... shes told you she wants it so she's prepared for the taste to be what it is.. you shouldn't even be here now... u should be with her getting blown.
if you havent tried your own jizz its fucking weird imo
eat a shit ton of pineapples or peaches, or grapefruit. serious, if you make a habit of this about a week or 2 your normal probably shitty diet wont come from your piss hole when she is tasting it
You're being a tool OP, you're over thinking it. She WANTS you to treat like shit. Make sure to ask her if it tastes alright and if the sex was good; women dig that shit
This isn't true. I spent a whole day eating only cinnamon crackers a couple of months back, and when I fapped that night, my cum smelled sweet, almost like candy. Weirdest experience I had in a good while.
I haven't managed to replicate it, but it's possible.
For most people foods take about 20 hours to digest, so I'd start with that as a minimum. Maybe try this diet for 1-2 days before you expect to get some, and 'clear out the reserves' no more than a day prior.
Nah I'm with you... I'm extremely curios, I have however, never wanted to taste my own cum. Why the fuck would someone want to do that? Do you freaks taste your own piss? Do you taste your own shit?
start maxing whole cantaloupes. I went three days without fapping before a girl came over and I was eating seasonal cantaloupe for lunch because fuck you. You already cum alot when your refrain and then fuck but when I hit her with the bust after fucking this bitch she looked like a goddamn cinnamon roll. I know the cantaloupe did it because I never wad like that. Wasnt much of an orgasm cuz I had to piss but she was now fully aware that I shoot loads out like a fucking irrigation sprinkler.
nigga that was the residue left on your grubby fucking fingers after eating cinnamon crackers.
think: cheetos fingers, only with cinnamon crackers instead.
My Gf took the taste of my cum really serious and we started doing experiments. I couldn't say no.
Basically, avoid milk-based products, since it makes the cum taste sour. The same happens with meat. That's all we could gather.
She says she actually likes my cum (which I doubt, but would never question) as long as I avoid that food for two days.
I assume vegans/vegetarians are not mentioning a HUGE payoff for eating green, but that just goes along them being just dicks.
BTW if someone tell you you can get high on nutmeg, it's true, but the following day, it hurts peeing SO SO bad that you would never do it again.
Avoid large quantities of nutmeg. (large > 5)
and the trip wasn't even cool.
I... I never thought it that way. Oddly, Anon, you are right in a convoluted way.
So, it's just non-vegan Gf's of vegan guys the ones that are generally dickish?
It's too complicated to get mad at that subgroup.
>All my exes loved the taste my cum because I based my lifestyle for their pleasure.
Seriously,you'll take advices from these kind of faggots?
Wear your socks on the wrong feet the day of the act. Then, right before you nut, switch them to the correct feet. Your man mustard now has the scent, taste, and texture of tapioca pudding. You should make sure she likes tapioca pudding first, though.
Both of you: read the top of this page.
Spoiler: I didn't get high in nutmeg. That's idiotic.
I convinced a drunk friend to do it.
He cried the next morning.
Let me save you from yourself, don't drink an entire bottle of pineapple juice in one day. Don't let your girlfriend do it either.
It only makes you sick and does NOTHING for the flavor of either gender's juices.
I've tasted my own cum before and it tastes just fine to me.. When I gave a bj to a guy.. he came a lot but it didn't really taste that bad. Also, my diet consists of a lot of sweets and fruit juice (high fructose corn syrup)
There's enough of a change with water and citrus within hours if you give reason for a supply replenish.
Avoid Caffine, tabacco, alchohol, garlic, onions, and sometimes fish.
at least 2 days before "cum shot " u don't have to just eat and drink pineapples and all that just a decent amount the more u eat the better though
>Shes a virgin
>first blowjob i cum in her mouth
>says its tastes a bit odd but does not care
>swallows every time
Seriously how are there girls out there that are so fucking against swallowing? hell my diet is also pretty shit.
I don't know that site, and won't look it up right now. I can only hope it's good fap-material.
However, the other two being the main fapproviders should point towards my low-band preferences (i.e. I started fapping through 14.4kbps).
I disdain videos and don't usually seek for imagery... my preferences were marked by AWFUL fanfics (when Mary Sue wasn't even coined), printed internet guides (hey! it was 1996...) and mIRC. I remember hentaifever, when it was alive and updating. Even Mundoyerba (prolly noone knows)
When someone tells me I'm a newfag, I just smile. I've been here way too long.
Too much /b/ is bad for ya.
cum unlike piss and shit are not waste produced by your body, in fact it has a high amount of protein, depends on when was the last time you pissed, you might have some leftover coming out with it, but generally this is totally clean
OP don't worry lol unless she's a frigid cunt she won't give 2 fucks what it tastes like. It's your baby gravy and she wants it in her body. All the girls whose mouths I've jizzed in never gave any complaints and swallowed. Stop giving so many shits lol it's not like you'll never get to do it again u fuckin goof
Same here (although I was no virgin)
I don't know if it is the fruit (heh) as much as meat avoidance (wich is a shame since beef if delicious)
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>i've tasted my cum
vegetarians/vegans say it all the time
but some vegetables make your jizz taste bad too
my jizz tastes great (i've never tasted it) judging by all the chicks that repeatedly swallowed.. never an eww. i've narrowed it down to two things... either its the dr. pepper i drink or i just fuck dirty cumbucket sluts
So here's what i do for my fuckbuddy.
1 week before i meet her, I switch to a diet of white meats, and berries and fruits and nuts. mixed nuts. Also, i switch to mostly drinking water, as keeping hydrated is fairly important and affects how much you cum, and the viscosity. Also, I snack on celery and peanut butter. Nuts have protein, which helps with production, and celery, i've heard, takes out a lot of the bitterness taste.
After a week of this, she wants to blow me so much that by the end of it, I want to make HER a sandwich.
I honestly don't get it.
My first BJ giver actually spat: that I just don't get at all. You've already tasted the shit, spitting it out's just going to leave the taste in your mouth.
Everybody I've been with since then; a few flings and my fiancée, have swallowed with a smile. Didn't even tell the cumdumpsters I was about to unload in their mouths and they loved it. Fiancée now knows when it's about to happen and literally doesn't let me waste a drop.
If I ever had to find a new girl, I honestly think it would be a dealbreaker. Chances are a girl who doesn't swallow gives shit BJs anyway.
it's cool you don't need to consider her feelings. She is for fucking and nothing more.
>to eat lots of fruit and pineapple juice.
My gf lovess to swallow, high protein, coffee, etc. causes it to taste bad, and we tested it. we said "let's buy only pineapple juice for me for a few days and see if it tastes better" and after 3 days it indeed started to taste better, less 'intense' she said. so confirmed for working
If we do we don't brag about it like faggot attention whores.
/d/ does science too
Its a required taste, food theories are myths.
As a cum whore, I love it because I feel as if I am taking a part of a man inside me. Therefore, psychologically, I have prepared myself for what is essentially dick snot. It is never about the taste or anything other than the act itself. Just be hygienic, and it will all be fine.
My waifu loves my cum. Mine apparently tastes like salty taffy and she LOVES it. She suggested i should drink more pineapple juice . Might acuttaly do it and see if she can make a diffrence or not. Also aspargus was suppose to make your cum pearl white. That's about it. Happy cumming!
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Nothing you do really alters the tastes monumentally. Its still just tastes like jizz. If you EAT alot of pineapple and drink a decent amount of pineapple juice and other sweet things it might take some of the gross bitter saltyness out of it, but its never gonna taste like tropical cordial
Does it matters, anon?
The question is wether you have it, wether you want it.
Regardless if it's the first time it's getting publicated or the 100th copypasted, you should store it or not based in your personal preferences.
my gf swallows my cum and even asks for more, when a load is bad, its because im not delivering enough for her satisfaction. she fucking turns me on with the wierdest things, like if she would just come into my room and give me a kiss or ask me a non-related question.
she opens her mouth and my interpretation tells me she wants more cum.
fucking love her
Piss and shit are toxic wastes.
Cum is what they make babies from, and contains protein. You eat Chicken eggs, I wager, so it's pretty much on the same level.
Besids, you don't mind when they do it in porn, I'm sure, so what makes it so different in RL.
Dude that's bullshit. You need to cut a tiny portion of a coconut fruit then fuck it with no condoms while the juice are still inside. This is guaranteed and proven effective.
Comparing the sampling of one's own cum to trying shit and piss is hardly reasonable. Although there ARE fetishes involving the consumption of the latter two, eating your partner's cum is widely considered to be a sign of devotion and is, in the opinion of many, extremely hot. It is not beyond the realm of possibility for a man to then be curious about how his own cum tastes.
tl;dr - You're trying too hard, douchebag.
meh.. I'm not to worried about it.. Life's too short to worry about whether I'm going to get diabetes are not.. Hell, pretty much everything these days will give you some kind of disease if it's taking in large doses.
The trick is to eat your own cum.
Makes it taste fruity.
But serious just cum down her throat near the back of the tongue, that part of the tongue makes it taste sweeter. (Or so my girlfriend says)