Choose one and explain your choice.
>nano suit. Invisibility
>Implying doomguy wouldnt fuck their shit up
>not wanting the ability to turn into a soccer ball
>not wanting to swim in acid/lava without dissolving/melting
>not picking the suit that can survive any kind of fall WITHOUT damage
Samus' Gravity Suit. Duh
Nigger, use the correct terminology if you're gonna speak about her. A metroid is a god damned lifeform that sucks the life out of other organisms.
lel haven't seen that in a while
MFW this pasta
>CAN FLIP OVER PICK RELATED
>MOTION-TRACKING RADAR UP TO 150M
CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOL
Metroid is some guy who goes around killing aliens with his hand cannon he stole from Megaman, everyone knows this. I bet you never even played a metroid game.
>not having people pick two
>not giving us the option to say master chief and timeshift man
>being this uncreative
>wasting this much time criticising OP
god dammit im going to go drink
also halo armour is best armour
That made me laugh/10
Accept no substitutes.
>forgetting to mention you can put a sexy blue waifu in your mind with the suit
What are you, gay?
For Mjolnir, are we talking about the power it has in the novels or the power it has in the games?
I'm picking it either way, but the game version of the suit seems watered down compared to how it is in the novels.
>halo suit MJOLNIR
>durable as all hell
>gel layer to reduce impacts
>literally air-conditioned. I could jump into a volcano and only slightly be bothered by the heat.
>Must have augmentations to wear that make me stronger, faster, harder to kill, unbreakable bones, etc.
>can run at like, 40-50 miles per hour. Literally running on the freeway.
>Can lift tons in suit.
>Metroid power suit, fully upgraded
>HUGE SHIELD. LIKE NUKE TAKING PROPORTIONS.
>though sadly, it doesn't regen...
>extra high mobility.
>all the ammo in the world.
>can fly by turning herself into an electric ball.
>Bird DNA altered, and eventually X DNA altered too. (though the suit only required Bird DNA to use)
I don't know the other 4, but if i had to chose...
Uch. I hate this game. I can never decide.
If i am battling people, I would rather the MJOLNIR Armour, but i was just living life, then the metroid Power Suit.
MJOLNIR over all would be better though...
Only in game.
Technically, he has an hour of air in the suit, so he SHOULD be able to go underwater for an hour.
the game just didn't want to program underwater levels, though.
"Power armor is for pussies."
Metroid. Samus' Suit, all day.
We all have a game that brings us back to childhood, Metroid would be mine.
Oh yea, and Hyper Beam. Light niggas up with that shit.
I'm surprised anybody recognised the Beta suit! And hey, it's a Mantel dude too!
Haze guy doesn't really have much in the way of special armor. All it has is a built in Nectar injector. (Hey that rhymes.)
From top left:
Masterchef from Destiny, Prophkatraz from Far Cry, X-Treme Emotional Shane Carpenter from The Game That Killed Free Radical
From bottom left:
Totally Not the Cyborg Ninja from Blinx the Time Sweeper, Some Chick, and Stripeyface from Dead Rising.
>these armors are for pussies
>armor in picture far superior to anything in OP's pic
I feel the Warp overtaking me, it is a good pain.
I like a cock on my 'girl'
Yeah, so whats the 4th one?
Issac's mining suit, can be upgraded with armor so you aren't sliced in half in 1 hit, unlike the Halo series where Master Chef can be killed with one little sword hit.
With the ability to use the stasis module he can freeze up any of the rest.
And most importantly the telekinesis module, gonna be funny as shit when Halo Man is floating two inches off the ground and can't do anything like a little faggot, not to mention the ability to tear any of their weapons (with the exception of Samus) away.
Has already installed jetboots to help with free fall, the upgraded suits have full flight capabilities. not to mention the extensive arsenal or weapons that can cut through shields completely.
>Issac's mining suit, can be upgraded with armor so you aren't sliced in half in 1 hit, unlike the Halo series where Master Chef can be killed with one little sword hit.
I thought the way Halo shields worked is that 'one single hit' no matter how devastating, would leave your shields down and beeping, but you wouldn't actually be dead?
None of the above.
>One yells "MOM GET THE CAMERA"
>smoke weed everyday
>an intervention sniper rifle shows up and quickscopes the comment
>Skrillex in the background
Not in Halo1, there is a very specific part on an ice bridge during the second half of the game where two dudes with swords come running at you and you must stay away from them, they also have cloaks on, but there fucking swords are glowing so it's kind of redundant.
One hit will kill you.
OH SHIT NIGGA
nah, the chozo suit would be much better eventually because it has no ceiling, whereas mjolnir is badass, but would never get any better/be customized upgraded
Nope there are only two because it was the cooperative playthrough, during 1 player it's only 1 dude.
Only in the multiplayer did it require two hits or half shield like in Halo2.
Maybe it'd be better to stick all the armors together. Slow/pause/rewind time travel, super mobility, impervious to damage, built in weapons/power/air/comms, adrenaline ability enhancer, repair ability, recharging shield, cloaking device.
These plebs not wanting to be Doomguy.
>destroy hell itself
>run like a fucking ferrari at top speed
>Mark VI MJOLNIR armor
Only really works if you've undergone through Spartan conversion
>Samus Chozo Suit
Only works if you've been infused with Chozo DNA as a child.
I'm pretty sure Issac Mining Suit is the only one that you can actually wear just being a normal person
Beta Suit is worn by some ordinary dorky time travel scientist (Or Is He Secretly Military).
Nanosuit just gobbles up whoever's put inside it.
Mantel armor is just a yellow helmet, regular chest body armor and kneepads on top of silver pants.
Only suit needed.
You didnt say what we are choosing them for.
to be killed by?
to be bodyguard/slave?
to have sex with?
If this is an elaborate test to join MiB or something... I won.
Isaac's suit so I can stomp like him
You'd have a point if it was more funny without the text balloon. But it's not, 'cause Isaac's parents calling him 'Lil Isaac from Dead Space' is funny in itself because it's goofy.
lol at all of these faggots choosing the Halo suit. Enjoy getting fucked by the forerunners. That story was so fucking stupid cliche it was amazing.
>Ultimate lifeform shit
>Turned Master Chef into a fucking helpless pussy
>"But I wont kill you though...because it would ruin the plot D:"
>MASTER CHEF SO GUD LIEK OMG.
Give me a break. Gravity Suit all the way.