moldy fleshlight op here
i said i would return and i have
to finished the job
we will get this thread started as soon as people get in here
i have a video im mashing together and also i will take requests afterwards
why? because i promised /b/ that i would
THE LEGEND RETURNS
also a pevie of the vid..pic elated
its good to be back
also im having a little trouble with the playback on the vids so just give me a sec
goddamn it, I remember. this shit is horrifying. toasting in moldy bred
heres something for only those who are strong of he stomach
u are right...and there are alot of squishy sounds
movie is now being saved
also i accidentally cut one part and put it in the middle of the vid by accident
Jesus fuck that's vile.
You're a fuicking maching.
Not this shit again.
They actually do, but it's not as fuckign discusting as OPs
prove your real nigga
you could just be some dumbfuck who made a moldy fleshlight 2 pretend 2 be the legend
fuk u if your lying faggot
your right, I won't sage anymore
It got like 10X more moldy
i sort of dont want you to deliver op, also posting in legend thread is fun
You need to place a fucking biohazard sticker on that thing.
OP Youre back. You disgusting glorious bastard.
>MFW witnessing the entire old thread
"Black chunks on my penis after masturbating made me decide to retire my fleshlight of 5 years and dissect it."
not op clearly
Sweet christ, that's fucking disgusting
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OP GOD DAMMIT NO.
DAMMIT OH FUCKING PEE NO.
wouldnt taste as good.
WHY GOD WHY OH GOD NO WHY OP
MOUDLY DICKED OP NO.
oh fucking shit
i know im the real op cuz im not a fucking faggot like some one....also im remaking this pic just for you
wait, did you keep the fleshlight for 3 fucking months?
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IT? I hope you stored that shit in the fridge or something.
They have a lifespan, you may get about 48 hours of pumping it full of spooge you really need to roll it inside out to clean it properly but that just makes it looser.
does your dICK SMELL LIKE MOLD?
now we wait
jesus fucking christ, out of everything that's posted on this board this is the fucking shit that gets me
sorry for out of order - dredging imgur to find these
Forcing myself to ride this thread out.
all of my yes
i havent "returned" i never left.
ive just decided to let people know i was watching a couple times.... what have you done fag. sage goes in all your fields
I imagine it's something like fucking this girl.
Do it op. Pound that pungent pocket pussy.
cut it open
Holy shit mate you trying to act tough over the fucking internet aren't you now? It was a fucking joke, calm yourself! Oh well, shit happens people get over it. It was a joke, it's the internet. Why take stuff like that seriously? Sorry for your girlfriend breaking up with you, I know that sucks. I've had to cut a 3 years relationship before it's okay man, you'll be okay eventually it will get better. You'll find "the one" but not unless you go through those kind of heart aches. Prayers are with you my friend, it'll get better. Also, I'm not some "drunk frat-twat" yes I'm in college but I have my act together. I have a girlfriend who I've been with for a while now, hell I moved down to Florida with her because I love her that much, I'm a law student, I have a job and I own a house. Pretty sure I'm doing alright for some "drunk frat-twat".
WOW THAT WAS SO ORIGINAL AND LE FUNNI XDDDD
CAN I KEEP THIS LE MEEMEE? I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT XPPP
dude what the fuck is wrong with you, you're gonna get aids from this thing ?
how the fuck can you even stay hard when you stick your dick in something so gross and disgusting, like how the fuck can you even stick your dick in that
what the fuck is wrong with all you pussies, back in the day /b/ would be all over this, encouraging OP to do the grossest shit. nobody would be telling him not to and that he should clean it or toss it. So disappointed in you guys tonight.
here ya go
Oh jesus, why not? Do this shit, OP.
Sorry to bother you, but a very good friend of mine had a birthday yesterday, so could you please take a picture with your dick in it, holding a sign that says "Happy Birthday Hunter, 9/10/14"
It would be very much appreciated, thank you.
Is the white guy next to Dwayne the same guy as in gif related?
lol xD, i saw your old thread on ifunny, and it was sooo gross i almost barfed haha. I wonder what you will do this time xDDD
That's true, Jizzus will appear soon enough
ok....i really dont know why its taking to long.
also if you guys have more requests i will answer them asap
>emphasis on the fag
get out my /b/
I'm dumping pics of maelstrom now.
Thank you kind anon, i'll make a note of it.
also heres the inside out
bumping for great justice
here have something to fap to
>mfw it looks grosser when outside in
Lick it. Report on how it tastes.
WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE??
>this much effort
>just typed some text on a screenshot
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! So it was like this when he found it, and used it anyway???
This OP is the stuff of legends.
Archive, anons, Achive.
Do your worst, man.
I love anything brand new. Daisy took a little bit of time to get into, but it's pretty good. I've seen them live twice.
i've been here for 7 years too and the only picture that made me gag was of the shit that guy scooped out of his unwashed bellybutton.
this is gay, gay band, and gay album cover
It's been a while, moldy.
> pics of babbys talking about sexing
> responded ironically
> implying it's seepee
> now i know that an ironic shitpost is still a shitpost, but...
> i'll just an hero now.
Yeah haha he found it and in the pictures he took you can clearly see all the dick cheese on it from previous owner... he first licks it. Then he puts his penis on it and makes a video.
I am posting a reaction also.
THe reactions are so simialr!
OP you've met every criterion. you're now king of >>>/b/. congratulations.
Okay, you ready for this? I saw them in Long Island in 2000, back when "Jude Law and a Semester Abroad" was just the chorus.
Brand New is my favorite fucking band. They are playing two shows in my state in October and they fucking sold out immediately. Pissed.
I've seen them... 5? 6 times now? Like back when they were starting out. I knew they'd be big. I used to hang out with them when they came through town.
Now they don't remember me. ;_;
>mfw this thread
Going to bed, awaiting archive from one of you fine gentlemen. Godspeed OP
Sure man. Haha i guess the old owner must of banged it for years without washing it.... and about age im not sure but OP has kept it for a long time after he found it and used it when he first discovered it.
Toasting in epic bread.
its taking forever... anyone know any other place i can upload it?
I had one looked just like that. I really, really liked it. I named it Lori. K now I'm really gone.
OP should fuck the fleshlight then get some head.
that's . . . so fucking nasty