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Girls on your Facebook you want to Fuck.. CONTINUED Pic related,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Girls on your Facebook you want to Fuck.. CONTINUED

Pic related, Middle one. I was SO fucking close a couple nights last spring, one day.
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>>567994835
Kill urself m8
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>>567994835
Heather from Ohio?
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>>567994835
>one day
Don't think so /b/ro she found nigger dick right after you and her life will never be the same
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fb link?
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>>567994835
Being "SO fucking close" doesn't mean shit, faggot. You either fuck her or you didn't. There is no inbetween
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Nice story that never happened OP
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Not that I'd ever do it, because I have the charisma and "game" of a piece of moldy toast and also she's the ex of my best friend, but damn, have I lusted for this girl...
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>>567994835
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>>567994835
fucking noob.
if you want the girl in the middle, start hanging out and hitting on the fat one on the right, and make sure the one in the middle knows.
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>>567995253
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>>567995174
>>567995091
>>567994995
Don't make me embarrass you faggots by posting pics of some of the girls I HAVE fucked. And yeah, we were making out and shit all night but she got too drunk and passed out at like midnight. I ain't about to rape a bitch
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>>567995316
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>>567995351

Post some pics of her, god shes hot
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>>567994835
>Close last spring
>one day

No OP not one day
you missed your chance, similar thing happened to me
this chick I was totally crushing on wanted to bone down and I was too stupid to realize what she wanted

you've missed your chance OP move on
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the blue one and then fat one are both nicer. the blue one is overall better looking and nicer and the fat one will put out more and do anal etc without hesitation. the middle one is a stuck up whore
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Fucking /b/ always has to bring it's cancerous social media bullshit on here.
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Girl on the right
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>>567994835
So close isn't close enough OP.
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>>567994835
I just got second hand blue balls. Fuck you OP.
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>>567995351

>I HAVE fucked.

Sure you have
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>>567995503
>the middle one is a stuck up whore

And you know ALL THIS from the photo?
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>>567994835
keep trying bro...she is a 10
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>>567994835
pls post name
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girl on the right but left works too
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this bitch
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>>567995585

That tits...
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>>567994835
Too bad she didn't take that drink huh?
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>>567995435
yeah she's like a hard 9. >>567995462
Don't worry, I'm not hung up on her at all, lol. I run into her once in a while and it will prolly happen one day.
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>>567994835
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>>567995351
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>>567995665

i know the type. she hangs around with girls inferior to her so she can assume the alpha part etc while in truth she isn't even that hot

like maxine in being john malkovich.
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>>567994835
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>>567995351
>Don't make me embarrass you faggots by posting pics of some of the girls I HAVE fucked
underage b&
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have you guys ever just put your hands on a nice pair of tits and then squeezed? Unffff
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>>567994835
Once you miss your chance, you're usually fucked for good. Girls move along.
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>>567995232
>>567994835
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I strive to pleasure these women
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>>567995897
make it happen b4 she gets a bf
is everyone who just graduated high school retarded?
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>>567995379
she's perfect slut material bruh
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This girl is just the most perfect girl I've ever seen. Super nice, hot, and really fucking smart
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>>567996061
Many consider me as a "supreme gentleman"
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>>567996068
I'm 27. She doesn't date dudes, she's kind of a whore, I've never seen her tied down and she's 25.
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>having a Facebook

/b/ truly is full of cancerous normies. you faggots don't belong here and you never will.
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>>567996017
Same Girl again... ;)
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>>567996295
> implying it's a good thing to belong herew
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>>567996295
They are just casuals brah.
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>>567995228
/kellyianaperez16?fref=photo
>>567995253
/LiamZaneStarr?fref=photo
>>567995585
/profile.php?id=100001834703723
>>567996190
/marcia.matthies.9?fref=photo

fucking newfags man
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>>567996465
then why are you still here?

>>567996492
>brah.
you're just as bad.
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>>567995462
MOARR
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>>567996268
I wish you well
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>>567995631
dayum this one is a solid 10 got more pics?
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>>567996295
>having a social life is faggotry
have you considered sudoku?
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>>567996295
>trying real hard to "fit in" with your cool edgy special secret internet group
>2014
>ishygddt
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>>567996295
I post in this thread even though I have a VK account instead of facebook
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>>567996529
Dude check the link on Marcia lol, not even close to the same girl. And I'm not trying to hide her identity if anyone wants her link I'll give it
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>>567995897
>A hard 9

No she fucking isn't, she's like high 7 AT BEST
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>>567996696
where do you think we are?

>>567996702
>edgy
yet another word /b/ has ran into the ground and ruined.

>saving thumbnails
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Keep posting hot girls so I can save them and masturbate to them, faggots. This is what I live for. I just want to jizz and pretend I'm actually fucking one of these girls. Keep it coming, guys.
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>>567996936
>where do you think we are?
kek this autist thought he finally found a home to circlejerk being a social retard.

get the fuck out to wizardchan where you belong
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>>567996696
fuck off normalfag
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>>567997241
go back to facebook where you belong normie.
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Another girl I know with huge tits
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What a bunch of doofuses
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>>567997537
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>>567996936
dude

Go fuck yourself and your inflated ego. You aren't some special red-pilled genius. You're just some "fringe" angst-filled, self-possessed, gauge-wearing faggot.

If this board sucks so much then GO BACK 2 REDDIT FAGGOT
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>>567996529

im impressed
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Last time I checked, this was a Facebook friends you want to fuck thread. Not a useless arguing because I'm a faggot thread.
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>>567996936
>yet another word /b/ has ran into the ground and ruined.
How fucking edgy. You are a mega aspie, dude.
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>>567997384
>>567997257
sorry, faggot not everyone here is a smelly neckbeard as you hoped they were. wizardchan is the place for you to go to feel at home
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>>567997650
why would I go somewhere else when it's you faggots that don't belong?

>>567997678
>being impressed at copy and pasting

how can people on this board be this retarded?

>>567997803
you sound desperate as fuck

>>567997916
epic troll man

>>567997918
back to facebook with you
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>>567997918

but yet you were able to find the bitches some anons posted on here

i smell a bit of hypocrisy
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>>567994835
Live Cams Free

http://Karolinavip.borging.com
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>>567998010

>not noticing the sarcasm
>not noticing the image was a dead give away
>being this oblivious and stupid

Aren't you suppose to be school?
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>>567998010
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>>567994835
Name and state of girl in middle OP
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>>567998315
>g-guise i'm not retard, i was only b-being sarcastic

>>567998332
typical /b/tard response: u mad /b/ro XD
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>>567996598
being an elitist about being a loser? haha, youre a faggot.
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>>567998473

>still being this oblivious and stupid

Jesus christ, ever since the TheFappening these reddit fags have done nothing but spread their stupidity around
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>>567998473
>>wizardchan.org/
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>>567996295
>>>wizardchan.org/v9k/
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>>567998473
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>>567998672
and you're a normalfag

>>567998693
>>567998717
see >>567998010
>why would I go somewhere else when it's you faggots that don't belong?


>>567998735
>thumbnail
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>>567998854
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>>567998934
>U MAD /b/ROTHER SAUCE ON DIS PIC XD
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>>567994835
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>>567999007
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>>567999007

wizardchan is waiting for you
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>>567998854
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>>567999007
guys stop making fun of him. he's had enough of that in real life. don't you see he's having a mental breakdown?
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>>567995789
dem 10/10 eyes
do want
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>>567999143
keep telling yourself that

>>567999150
off you go then
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>>567999191
>g-guise he's derailing our cancer thread
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>>567996652
ihave tons
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>>567999206
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>>567998854
>>why would I go somewhere else when it's you faggots that don't belong?

"Wizardchan is a Japanese-inspired image-based forum (imageboard) for male virgins to share their thoughts and discuss their interests and lifestyle as a virgin. The name of our website is inspired by the term wizard, a meme of Japanese origin that means 30-year-old virgin. In contrast to other imageboards, Wizardchan is dedicated exclusively to people who have no sexual experience and may be NEET or hikkikomori."

you'd fit right in, m8
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>>567999191

lol
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>>567999280
do you have a pic of "her" dick?
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>>567999297
nah /b/ro i liek it here liek the mudkipz sauce dough
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>>567994835
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>>567999441

You'd fit perfect as a victim in a rape prevention ad
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:)
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>>567994835
Fucking perfect...name? Facebook? Pls share....
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>>567999772
whatever keeps you replying :^)
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>>567999442
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>>567999851
this is getting sad. he's literally doing anything just to keep people interested in him.
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Right
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>>568000043
>frog
>he doesn't know his real name

newfag
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>>567995789
Dayumn
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>>568000013
Lol u jelly he's slamming that ass hole with his balls faggot?
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Been out drinking together, she is a slut, she prefers the white niggers
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>>568000246
I'm here for you, buddy. you should look into group therapy. it's a great way to come out of your shell and meet others in your position. you'll be fine someday bro. don't worry
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>>568000493
newfag
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>>568000284
Getting her to give you that ass isn't that hard. She actually loves it when she sees a guy getting a boner.
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>>568000616
today is the international suicide prevention day. I'm trying to keep you going with your pathetic life for at least another day.
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>>568000857
newfaggot
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>>567998448
kristin, NY (upstate)>>567999839
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>>567997918
>profile.php?id=100001834703723
maybe not som1 from reddi tliek you
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>>568000916
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>>568001005
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Both of these bitches. Not the best pic whatsoever but nothing more than making out or dry humping with either of them while we've been drinking for the 4 years I've known them
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>>568000000
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>>568001073
lel
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>>567995351
>And yeah, we were making out and shit all night but she got too drunk and passed out at like midnight. I ain't about to rape a bitch

you better watch your step, shitlord
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>>568000920
You did get burned really bad. Anything you say from here on out won't really do shit. I feel sorry for you. Now go ahead and reply to this with something stupid
enough to make people with Down's syndrome look like geniuses.
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>>568001497
u mad bro?
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Dumb whore I'd love to fuck
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>>568001406
faggot
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>>567995959

Makes it even better when her nipples are the size of a pinky yummm
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>>568001423
ur shit
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>>568000145
middle
captcha: veryami senses
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>>568001748
Or even better: When they're in your face or on your dick
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>>568001904
>>568001985
>>568002054

Not one grill, huh?
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>>568002085

This chick looks like a future porn star.
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>>568002204
okay maybe we pushed a bit too far. anon really is having a breakdown. look, I'm sorry
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>>567994835

>SO fucking close

sure you were buddy
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>>568002164
kill it with fire
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>>567996480
MORE
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>>568002337
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>>568002270
i know her
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>>567994835
http://Riley19.traintozone.com

Join now it,s free!
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>>568002516
She goes to my school
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>>568002570
she is my coworker's gf
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>>567994835
>dat middle one
well done b
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>>567994835
hhnnngg that girl on the right, dough
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>>567996225
what the fuck is her hand doing.
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>>567994835
Tits are out of this world
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Danielle Maiale
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>>568002270
Sauce
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>>568003439
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>>567996295

>no facebook because no friends to add
>be a faggot
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>>568002085
Twin peaks?
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>>568003558
OMG GUISE SAUCE ON DIS XD

>>568003587
sounds like you've just perfectly described your life
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>>568003557
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>my friend is mega beta, yet has bitchy jew fiance
>the bitchy jew fiance has a friend who she has known since she was 2, super fucking hot blonde
>blonde has big fake tits, super tight/fit body, and a fiance of her own
>in a group setting of playing billards, i meet hot blonde, her fiance, and everyone has laughs...but whats this?
>blondie is giving me the eyes
>blondie... she's really giving me the fucking eyes
>get blondies number from friend, who had number from co-ordinating some surprise party for his bitchy jew
>text blondie
>chat
>things getting steamy
>blondie invites me over to her place that night
>bring booze
>blondie takes 1 shot, pretends to be drunk, and starts brushing her hand over my jean-sheathed cock
>start kissing
>heavy making out
>"i shouldnt. [name of fiance]..."
>ignore her
>start to take her clothes off
>get her 100% naked
>erection is beginning to hurt it's throbbing so badly
>ask her to take it out
>her eyes light up
>"it's HUGE!"
>smirk.jpg
>lay her on back in her bed
>lick her super clean and groomed cunt... she was prepared for this
>licking/fingering combo brings blondie to a screaming orgasm
>she lays me on my back
>"your body is so fucking sexy"
>it's alright, but considering her fiance, i was a step up
>she blows me for 10 minutes, not cumming
>lay her on her back to fuck her
>get head of dick between pussy lips
>"wait! where's the condom?"
>mfw i dont use condoms and didnt bring one figuring if she wanted me to use one she would have one
>"i wont bust in you"
>"no"
>"but it's already partially in"
>"i'm so sorry. let's try again sometime"
>sometime becomes never
>blondie marries fiance
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>>568003715
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Went to a party, hoping to have sex with this girl
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>>568002085
Oh my god, that fucking body
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Marlee Silverstein
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>>568003560
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Right up her fuckin ass.
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>>568004176
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>>568004293
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>>568004186
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>>568003719

You done goofed, anon.
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>>567996295
This
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>>568004198
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>>568002516
Sauce
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>>567994835
The one on the left
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>>568004721
You sound like a fucking retard when you use that word, you know that?
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>>568004456
>>568004186
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>>568004831
>>568004456
>>568004186
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>>568003719
see >>568004491

Always bring a rubber dude, just in case. I don't like using the fucking things either, but I've come across a couple chicks that flat out won't fuck without one, it's their deal-breaker.

>inb4 hurr durr ur a pandering faggit

I don't like putting in the work to get quality pussy and then crashing and burning at the last possible moment.
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>>568003115
trying to avoid touching him obviously
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>>568003719
That happened to me before but I stuck in anyway. I dumped all my jizz in her too. Just got her plan B next day.
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>>568003719
enjoy getting aids
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Fucking want this chick so bad. So fucking hot
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>>568003719
here's blondie
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>>567996654
horse face
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>>567996295
3eDgY5mE
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>>568002808
nice. she's sunburnt tho
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>>567996918
dumb face
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>>568005364
I'd sit on her face.
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>>567999275
she's gorgeous
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>>568005067
not bad
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>>568005338
no aids were had. i've unfortunately retired my sexual escapades in favor of a relationship and eventual family.

i have fulfilled nearly every fantasy except a 3some. =(
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>>568005364
come ONNNN dude. no ones gonna know who u r
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>>568003719
Please tell me there are pics of this blondie

>>567996640
How is that even genetically conceivable
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Sisters, both at the same time. The one with the zits on her forehead is like 15 lol
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>>567994835
totally. want. fuck. her. unfortunately she moved to UK. London. If anyone will be there, please, fuck her in my name
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>>568005364

She didn't finish you off otherwise (BJ?)
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>>568006110
straight white teeth
jew nose
brown eyes with blue contacts

not worth the chance anon, you'd do the same
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>>568005349
her body is sexy but that face (especially nose) is fucked. better hit it now because when she gets older the body will go away but that face is forever
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>>568006267
ew
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>>567995253
Haha I know this girl! How did you get Netty's pictures??
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>>567994835
O KRISTINE O KRISTINE OOOO KRISTINEEEE!!!
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>>568006248
see the disappointing post here
>>568005364

>>568006329
i rarely cum via bj. the sex thing kinda killed the mood. the only way i could have gotten off after that was jerking myself off. but she wasnt down for that.
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>>567996825
please do
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>>568006583
holy shizzz more!
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>>568006281
one more of her
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>>568002468
wow/10
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>>568006776
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>>568006652

In a bad sex stories thread the other day, an anon described a similar situation (grill didn't want to put out at the last moment). it was a drunken, adulterous situation. So he went fucking ape shit and took a bunch of stuff from her (& her bf's) bedroom. Like the alarm clock, lamp, etc. Grill had to explain to bf how they were robbed and burglar only took useless shit off the bed stand.
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>>568003719
Last-minute resistance. The part where you screwed up was where you started debating/bargaining with her. If it's already in, don't say a thing, or say guess I forgot it, and proceed to fuck her. Get her a plan B the next day after you nut in her.
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Lauren Slavin
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>>568007254
i'd have done some goofy shit like that if a) i'd have thought of it and b) i didn't think i'd have another chance to fuck her

>>568007275
when she screamed "wait," i couldnt just ram it in her. she fucking startled me. and despite any fantasies i may have, i'm not going to fucking jail for rape. she's a goddamn (identity spoiler) lawyer.
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>>568006871
rate her (them)
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Religious girl in my philosophy class. Body is meh, but face and eyes are beautiful.
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http://linkkaa.se/oe36z
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>>568007664

did she send you any nudes back when you were texting?
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she had a kid literally last month....
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