Girls on your Facebook you want to Fuck.. CONTINUED
Pic related, Middle one. I was SO fucking close a couple nights last spring, one day.
Nice story that never happened OP
Not that I'd ever do it, because I have the charisma and "game" of a piece of moldy toast and also she's the ex of my best friend, but damn, have I lusted for this girl...
if you want the girl in the middle, start hanging out and hitting on the fat one on the right, and make sure the one in the middle knows.
Don't make me embarrass you faggots by posting pics of some of the girls I HAVE fucked. And yeah, we were making out and shit all night but she got too drunk and passed out at like midnight. I ain't about to rape a bitch
>Close last spring
No OP not one day
you missed your chance, similar thing happened to me
this chick I was totally crushing on wanted to bone down and I was too stupid to realize what she wanted
you've missed your chance OP move on
the blue one and then fat one are both nicer. the blue one is overall better looking and nicer and the fat one will put out more and do anal etc without hesitation. the middle one is a stuck up whore
Girl on the right
>I HAVE fucked.
Sure you have
>the middle one is a stuck up whore
And you know ALL THIS from the photo?
girl on the right but left works too
yeah she's like a hard 9. >>567995462
Don't worry, I'm not hung up on her at all, lol. I run into her once in a while and it will prolly happen one day.
i know the type. she hangs around with girls inferior to her so she can assume the alpha part etc while in truth she isn't even that hot
like maxine in being john malkovich.
have you guys ever just put your hands on a nice pair of tits and then squeezed? Unffff
I strive to pleasure these women
This girl is just the most perfect girl I've ever seen. Super nice, hot, and really fucking smart
Many consider me as a "supreme gentleman"
>having a Facebook
/b/ truly is full of cancerous normies. you faggots don't belong here and you never will.
Same Girl again... ;)
> implying it's a good thing to belong herew
fucking newfags man
I wish you well
>trying real hard to "fit in" with your cool edgy special secret internet group
I post in this thread even though I have a VK account instead of facebook
Dude check the link on Marcia lol, not even close to the same girl. And I'm not trying to hide her identity if anyone wants her link I'll give it
Keep posting hot girls so I can save them and masturbate to them, faggots. This is what I live for. I just want to jizz and pretend I'm actually fucking one of these girls. Keep it coming, guys.
>where do you think we are?
kek this autist thought he finally found a home to circlejerk being a social retard.
get the fuck out to wizardchan where you belong
Another girl I know with huge tits
Go fuck yourself and your inflated ego. You aren't some special red-pilled genius. You're just some "fringe" angst-filled, self-possessed, gauge-wearing faggot.
If this board sucks so much then GO BACK 2 REDDIT FAGGOT
Last time I checked, this was a Facebook friends you want to fuck thread. Not a useless arguing because I'm a faggot thread.
why would I go somewhere else when it's you faggots that don't belong?
>being impressed at copy and pasting
how can people on this board be this retarded?
you sound desperate as fuck
epic troll man
back to facebook with you
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>still being this oblivious and stupid
Jesus christ, ever since the TheFappening these reddit fags have done nothing but spread their stupidity around
and you're a normalfag
>why would I go somewhere else when it's you faggots that don't belong?
>g-guise he's derailing our cancer thread
>>why would I go somewhere else when it's you faggots that don't belong?
"Wizardchan is a Japanese-inspired image-based forum (imageboard) for male virgins to share their thoughts and discuss their interests and lifestyle as a virgin. The name of our website is inspired by the term wizard, a meme of Japanese origin that means 30-year-old virgin. In contrast to other imageboards, Wizardchan is dedicated exclusively to people who have no sexual experience and may be NEET or hikkikomori."
you'd fit right in, m8
this is getting sad. he's literally doing anything just to keep people interested in him.
Been out drinking together, she is a slut, she prefers the white niggers
I'm here for you, buddy. you should look into group therapy. it's a great way to come out of your shell and meet others in your position. you'll be fine someday bro. don't worry
Getting her to give you that ass isn't that hard. She actually loves it when she sees a guy getting a boner.
Both of these bitches. Not the best pic whatsoever but nothing more than making out or dry humping with either of them while we've been drinking for the 4 years I've known them
>And yeah, we were making out and shit all night but she got too drunk and passed out at like midnight. I ain't about to rape a bitch
you better watch your step, shitlord
You did get burned really bad. Anything you say from here on out won't really do shit. I feel sorry for you. Now go ahead and reply to this with something stupid
enough to make people with Down's syndrome look like geniuses.
Dumb whore I'd love to fuck
Or even better: When they're in your face or on your dick
>SO fucking close
sure you were buddy
Join now it,s free!
Tits are out of this world
>my friend is mega beta, yet has bitchy jew fiance
>the bitchy jew fiance has a friend who she has known since she was 2, super fucking hot blonde
>blonde has big fake tits, super tight/fit body, and a fiance of her own
>in a group setting of playing billards, i meet hot blonde, her fiance, and everyone has laughs...but whats this?
>blondie is giving me the eyes
>blondie... she's really giving me the fucking eyes
>get blondies number from friend, who had number from co-ordinating some surprise party for his bitchy jew
>things getting steamy
>blondie invites me over to her place that night
>blondie takes 1 shot, pretends to be drunk, and starts brushing her hand over my jean-sheathed cock
>heavy making out
>"i shouldnt. [name of fiance]..."
>start to take her clothes off
>get her 100% naked
>erection is beginning to hurt it's throbbing so badly
>ask her to take it out
>her eyes light up
>lay her on back in her bed
>lick her super clean and groomed cunt... she was prepared for this
>licking/fingering combo brings blondie to a screaming orgasm
>she lays me on my back
>"your body is so fucking sexy"
>it's alright, but considering her fiance, i was a step up
>she blows me for 10 minutes, not cumming
>lay her on her back to fuck her
>get head of dick between pussy lips
>"wait! where's the condom?"
>mfw i dont use condoms and didnt bring one figuring if she wanted me to use one she would have one
>"i wont bust in you"
>"but it's already partially in"
>"i'm so sorry. let's try again sometime"
>sometime becomes never
>blondie marries fiance
Went to a party, hoping to have sex with this girl
Oh my god, that fucking body
Right up her fuckin ass.
You done goofed, anon.
Always bring a rubber dude, just in case. I don't like using the fucking things either, but I've come across a couple chicks that flat out won't fuck without one, it's their deal-breaker.
>inb4 hurr durr ur a pandering faggit
I don't like putting in the work to get quality pussy and then crashing and burning at the last possible moment.
Fucking want this chick so bad. So fucking hot
no aids were had. i've unfortunately retired my sexual escapades in favor of a relationship and eventual family.
i have fulfilled nearly every fantasy except a 3some. =(
Sisters, both at the same time. The one with the zits on her forehead is like 15 lol
totally. want. fuck. her. unfortunately she moved to UK. London. If anyone will be there, please, fuck her in my name
her body is sexy but that face (especially nose) is fucked. better hit it now because when she gets older the body will go away but that face is forever
see the disappointing post here
i rarely cum via bj. the sex thing kinda killed the mood. the only way i could have gotten off after that was jerking myself off. but she wasnt down for that.
one more of her
In a bad sex stories thread the other day, an anon described a similar situation (grill didn't want to put out at the last moment). it was a drunken, adulterous situation. So he went fucking ape shit and took a bunch of stuff from her (& her bf's) bedroom. Like the alarm clock, lamp, etc. Grill had to explain to bf how they were robbed and burglar only took useless shit off the bed stand.
Last-minute resistance. The part where you screwed up was where you started debating/bargaining with her. If it's already in, don't say a thing, or say guess I forgot it, and proceed to fuck her. Get her a plan B the next day after you nut in her.
i'd have done some goofy shit like that if a) i'd have thought of it and b) i didn't think i'd have another chance to fuck her
when she screamed "wait," i couldnt just ram it in her. she fucking startled me. and despite any fantasies i may have, i'm not going to fucking jail for rape. she's a goddamn (identity spoiler) lawyer.
rate her (them)
Religious girl in my philosophy class. Body is meh, but face and eyes are beautiful.
she had a kid literally last month....