if you want something done right you have to do it yourself
Well, if you want something done at all, you have to do it yourself.
Whether or not you do it 'right' is up to your proficiency and skill - not to mention the amount of effort you put in. It does allow for more control, yes, but to be 'right' isn't 100% sure.
and thanks for the bump
shit i think i have paris syndrome
cmon guys, gimme a bump
Here you are, my friend
(swimsuits digression, back to lolis soon)
>Loli Thread: Swimsuit Edition
I don't actually have any more. I was hoping you did.
a little but most of my swimsuits pics have boobs on them
It's definitely not baroque. Look at the architecture.
Here make yourself a culture
In the particular picture its Neoclassicism as far as I can tell, looks like a generic Italian city, but the interiors are Baroque and Rococo with a bit of Empire style. He seems to wake up in chinatown at the end tho.
Trust me, I'm Italian we learn this shit in school, from elementary on.
>Is there any loli hentai??
>Is there any GOOD loli hentai??
To be fair hentai is pretty bad in general.
some ecchi stuff are great though
>pic related, although the manga is better
no go away
Well I have nothing better to do, I'll dump like three or four pictures
we all have better things to do, don't fool yourself
I knew he was going to tell his mother, but that was it.
Do you know what happened?
I wonder if there's many newcomers lurking/fapping in this thread
Well this is a more worthwhile thing to do till I go fap
I used to lurk a lot on these threads, but this is my first time posting in one
Oh boy, that gives me the bad feels.
newcummers and oldcummers alike
there's no coming back, you know
So on Monday September 1st I told my mom that I was a pedo and it basically went like this
Me: "You know how I haven't had any girlfriends or anything?"
Me: "Do you know why that is?"
Mom: "Do you not like girls?"
Me: "I like girls, I like girl girls, young girls"
Mom: "How young?"
Me: "Way too young."
Me: "Do you have any questions?"
Mom: "I don't think you will have any answers but do you know why?"
Me: "Its just the way I am I guess, always has been"
Mom: I can't imagine what thats like, why would you be attracted to someone you can never go out with or be with?"
Mom: "Is there anything I can do to help? Do you need someone to talk to?"
Me: "I have been talking to some people online, its been helping."
Then my brother came up stairs so we both just kinda shut up until he left and I said I would talk to her later.
I felt happy, almost like crying but I'm glad she took it so well.
It took a lot out of me so I went to bed and slept for about 15 hours.
screw ritsu but I want a yui one pretty bad
I'm pretty alright with that
>It took a lot out of me
I can imagine.
This is either a huge step in the right direction, or a huge step into an early grave. Regardless, I wish you the best of luck, and will be looking forward to later updates.
>Rin-chan best chan
I have a strange temptation to call bullshit on this story, mostly because I can't see that being a "normal" reaction from a mother. Perhaps in a mixture of denial and shock, but what you claim seems waaay to calm for that.
Makes me wonder if she already had her suspicions, kinda like parents with an obviously-gay kid who just hasn't admitted it yet.
Yea, he actually made a follow up thread earlier today, while /b/ was still in shitstorm mode. He said that it went really well. If I was to badly paraphrase the story, it basically went:
>Teller: hey you know how some people like women and some people don't?
>Teller's Mom: Are you telling me you don't like girls?
>Teller: No, it's nothing like that. I like girls, I just like girls girls, like way too young girls. Not women.
>Teller's Mom: Oh wow. Well, I didn't expect that, but you are still my son and I still love you.
I don't remember it too well, but that's basically how it went I think. She took it really well, just like I thought/hoped she would.
I'm heading out now, have fun guys
No, this seems like a pretty appropriate response.
The shock was probably heavy enough to keep her from freaking out, but not heavy enough to go full denial-mode.
>boy is there egg on your face
Hmm. I guess it's pretty common to see people on the pedo-side not avidly searching for relationships. All of my friends are head-deep in the "pussy-game" but I don't care to participate - not that a have given up on relationships altogether; I'd say it's more of a lack of passion.
time for a big boiling hot bath
have a good fap fellas
>calling people out while not knowing the context of the situation
Hai, may the loli treat you well.
Not particularly into toddler, but this is kawaii as fuck.
im only responding because i saw your earlier post.
dude, if this is real then you've just made a giant fucking mistake. you will never be allowed near anyones kids including those in your own family. also, someone is going to make you a target for legal action, someone will tell law enforcement to keep their eyes on you.
good luck wiht the rest of your life dude.
>mfw everyone is gone
I can't hold this thread up myself. I don't have the drive to post 18 more images.
So, I'm folding.
Again, goodluck my friend. We're always lurking if you need anything.
I'm out, lurkers. If you want to finish your fap, go to gelbooru and find a tag you like.
May the blessings and peace of loli be upon you all
I never do anything illegal and my mom wont call the cops on me.
I don't worry that much about being allowed near peoples kids, I tend to avoid them anyway.
Anyway I'm gonna switch PCs so I will be back soon.
Who are you? A lot of people in this thread seem to know you. Are you a well known loli poster or something
dude its not that you care about being around other kids now. but when your siblings and cousins start having kids its going to make family gatherings weird. do you seriously think your mom is going to be able to keep this secret? and if she does she's never going to trust you around members of your own family. you were safer being asexual or just good ole sexually inept and incompetent.
my point is this isnt something you can take back. its not a 'phase' you can say you went through.
Oh, I see. Thanks for explaining.
Back to Tumblr, faggot. You're shitting up this loli thread, and I'll have nothing of it. You're also most likely the same faggot who posted about whether or not you should tell your mother the other day, and everyone told you not to do it, except for three faggots which you obviously listened to.
But but but my Yui is too precious for that.
Seriously though, Yui <3 - if I don't marry a Yui, I want a daughter with that name. Dunno why I like the name, but I just do. Plus, K-On Yui is adorable.
Hey moved over to my main PC.
I decided that I'm going to try to tell my close family and friends about me being a pedo and see how it goes.
I'm sure things will be awkward from time to time but I think as long as they know I would never harm a child they can trust me. I mean they might not ever leave me alone with their kids and thats fine with me.
i will carry this thread to image limit!
This is some bullshit. It's hard to understand if you've never been in this situation, but I think you did the right thing. Living in total secrecy leads to suicide, and many parents love their kids, for the most part, unconditionally. I never regretted telling my parents or friends.
Sorry if you've answered this before, but how old are you?
dude my only recommendation is to immediately make it crystal fucking clear to your mom that what you told her was a major life secret youre trusting her with and that youre committed to a life of celibacy. otherwise awkwardness may be the least of your worries.
That's not entirely true at all. I have a ton of secrets, but my life would be hell if I told my parents. I'd probably want to kill myself if I DID tell them. Plus, parents tend to automatically tell other people because they "want to help", and almost always make things worse. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, retard. And I know plenty about feeling suicidal, so you don't even need to start on that. Total secrecy does not lead to suicide. Don't make stupid-ass blanket statements that you have no factual evidence to support.
I don't see what's so funny, faggot. I WAS considering running a huge loli dump like I do every week or so, but you've basically made up my mind for tonight. No OC for anyone tonight. Sorry other anons who aren't douchebags.
>I decided that I'm going to try to tell my close family and friends about me being a pedo and see how it goes.
Holy shit dude you're fucking retarded.
Trust me she knows how secret this is. I don't think she would tell anyone anyway except maybe my grandma and I don't know that she would trust my grandma with that info.
bath is over, will dump a few more pics till imagelimit
is dis nigga serious?
dude, I personally do not care but you sure gather a lot of attention
>I decided that I'm going to try to tell my close family and friends about me being a pedo and see how it goes.
Your mother will protect you but tell a single other person and pretty soon the whole world will know. Your social life will die and you will become an outcast.
Pedos are the ultimate boogeymen in society today, it doesn't even matter if you never do anything wrong in your entire life, you will be viewed as a child molester anyway.
I don't even know if you're serious and I'm getting nervous listening to this shit. Don't do it ffs.
ok dude. good luck with it all.
here's something i cant get over though. you said youd never mess around with a child. but are you committed to a life of celibacy, at least with children? what if you thought or even knew that you could get away with it?
I'm looking for some .jp website that I was on once that had a lot of high quality lolicon videos. Anyone know of it or something of that nature (I'm sure there are more than a few)
come on anon, when people come on here and say they want to commit suicide, we tell them to do it on webcam. if this kid wants to commit social suicide we should tell him the same thing: if you're set on doing it, at least let us watch
But it's not like the faggot will livestream it. Otherwise, I'd be encouraging him.
I doubt it. He's probably a faggot who has come over from Tumblr and/or Reddit, and is trying to fit in on /b/, which is pointless since there is no fitting in.
In the end, it's your own choice, Teller. Don't tell your friends, is my advice. Let it stay with your mom, unless you want to move somewhere else because people will reject you
You need to calm the fuck down.
>And I know plenty about feeling suicidal, so you don't even need to start on that.
Wow, this guy's got a monopoly on true despair.
>Total secrecy does not lead to suicide. Don't make stupid-ass blanket statements that you have no factual evidence to support.
See gays before the lgbt rights movement.
>I don't see what's so funny, faggot. I WAS considering running a huge loli dump like I do every week or so, but you've basically made up my mind for tonight. No OC for anyone tonight. Sorry other anons who aren't douchebags.
Don't be such a drama queen. Is rather go with the loli for one night if it meant helping someone going through the same thing I've gone through. You clearly live in fear and extreme self-loathing, but some of us don't feel like being a pedophile is the end of the world, and the only reason it seems like it is is because of the lies that are allowed to propagate because of our silence. So unless you have something to offer other than your own fears, shut the fuck up.
People are more understanding then you might expect and at this point I think most of my close friends and family are aware that I am a pedo anyway.
I would never even if it was a prostitute in a 3rd world country I wouldn't do it.
Oh yeah, one tip Teller: if you have friends that are lose-lipped (even just when drunk) or who you'd be hurt by if they said they'd lost all respect for you, don't tell those ones. And make it really clear that it should be kept under wraps, maybe even ask permission to share beforehand in case they'd rather not share the burden.
Holy fuck, you people live under extreme fear. I've actually been doxxed by an anti-pedo group who sent it to almost all my Facebook friends, and I actually had family sending angry letters back to the people defending me.
So what you're saying is that you hate loli and want to help out some random faggot on the web? You're pathetic. I don't live in fear of anything (except fucking moths), and I absolutely to not self-loathe. I don't think being a pedophile is the end of the world, or even necessarily bad, depending on who it is.
You're also implying that, before the LGBT rights movement (which was not one fucking event), all gays who weren't openly gay committed suicide because they couldn't live with the secrecy. This just simply isn't true. Blanket statements are what causes problems to begin with. You are a fucking retard. The one that needs to calm the fuck down is you. You're spreading lies and being a fuckhead, and we don't need faggots like you around here.
You also assume that everyone reacts in the same way. I know many people that, if they knew I was even slightly a pedophile, would hate me for the rest of my life, because it's something that they think is completely amoral, no matter if they adore me more than anyone else or not.
Put simply, you are NOT helping anyone. You're generalising a complicated, serious situation and only going to make things worse for the poor faggot.
TL;DR stop trying to be the authority on everything; your generalisations are fucking bullshit, just like you.
>You're spreading lies
>stop trying to be the authority on everything
I've done this, you haven't
>I know many people that, if they knew I was even slightly a pedophile, would hate me for the rest of my life, because it's something that they think is completely amoral, no matter if they adore me more than anyone else or not.
I don't know if you know what "friends" means.
It really wasn't. Most of my friends already knew. A couple members of my extended family called my dad to make sure he knew what people were sending about me, but of course he already knew too. The worst thing that happened was that some people took me off their friends list.
How do you know I haven't? Goddammit you're a fucking faggot. You have literally no clue about anything outside your own little bubble. Have fun being a faggot for the rest of your life. You'd make a good Catholic priest, I reckon.
Holy shit. I almost never call people mad on this shithole, but you are fucking mad. If you have some personal experience to back up all your rants, then please share, otherwise drop it. Besides, he's clearly already made up his mind, and he's clearly gonna do it anyway. I'm just letting you know that it doesn't always turn out bad, and I'm not the only one with that experience.
No. You're missing the point, anyway. My point is that that faggot is making a generalisation. He doesn't know what will happen. He just knows what has happened to him. He's not giving advice. He's straight-up saying "YES IT'S FINE BECAUSE IT WORKED OUT FOR ME, GO AHEAD AND DO IT".
I'm platinum mad, motherfucker. I have plenty of personal experience, but I'm not sharing it. You seem to be missing the point. You're not saying "it doesn't always turn out bad", you're saying "it won't turn out bad because it didn't for me so go for it". That's a generalisation, and on a touchy subject, a generalisation is NOT good.
It's the other way around. He and zi are saying the expectation is for things to go terribly, but they might not. You're the one that outright said 'your social life will die' and so on.
I'm sorry things turned out better for us than they did for you, anon. I seriously think sharing might make you feel better, but it's up to you.
It really depends on what your friends and family are like. Even though I really trust my mom and knew she wouldn't go crazy and kick me out of the house or anything. Telling her was still the scariest thing I have ever gone through.
You are one dumb motherfucker, huh? I'm telling you that he said he was going to do it. I said it would probably turn out fine, as it did for me. He did it. It went fine. Now he wants to tell his friends. I say that it went fine when I told my friends and you flew off the fucking handle, and started attention whoring and using loli dumps like a weapon. So please, unless you want to share this supposed experience, either stick to posting the loli, or don't. I'm going to bed anyway, and he's already gone too. I love loli, and I really appreciate what you guys do, but when I see a fellow pedophile doing things I have experience in, I'm going to share that experience and encouragement for something that he's already made his mind up about, and something that has benefited me immensely. So unless you want to share what personal stake you have in this, stay mad.
I never said that your social life would die. I have nothing to share with the likes of you, anyway.
Me, dumb? Pft. As if. You know nothing about what attention whoring is. I never even said I had an experience to share. You continuously provided bullshit, and yet you say I'm the one who is full of it. You're the one who said living in total secrecy leads to suicide, which is a blanket statement full of shit. And that's just one of the flaws. You're so retarded.
As for using loli as a weapon, that's simply not true. All I said was that I wasn't going to dump tonight because you were shitting up the loli thread and killing the mood. And you did a good fucking job of killing it for more than just me. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>Telling her was still the scariest thing I have ever gone through.
I know this feeling exactly, and all I was trying to tell you before this faggot went on a rampage, is that you are not alone. I have been there before and I know how much it sucks. I'm proud of you for having the courage to do something most people couldn't, and I'm really glad it went well for you. That's all I'm saying.
Oh my God, you colossal faggot. You are the only one bringing it to the other thread.
>You're the one who said living in total secrecy leads to suicide, which is a blanket statement full of shit.
This was intended to be hyperbole which indicated the very real fact that constantly having to hide who you are is a significant stressor and can lead to higher rates of suicides among minority populations, especially "invisible minorities." Coming out to someone you love and trust can alleviate this stress.
>still having no personal experience to share
>still being this mad
Go to bed, buttmad buttfucker. You made it clear that that wasn't all you were trying to tell him. Stop with the damage control.
There's a difference between exaggerating something and making a stupid blanket statement. Even if you intend something to be hyperbolic, it doesn't mean it is if you write it wrong, and you wrote it oh-so-wrong.
I already made it clear that my personal business is my own. Not sharing my business with you is my choice, and has no bearing on this conversation, other than for you to flap your tiny dick around in peoples' faces.
The only "colossal faggot" here is you. Please go the fuck to bed already. You already said you were leaving.
Go to the other thread where we are not talking about this then.
Just let it go, hes just upset because he just wants to fap and not think about IRL stuff its understandable.
I already am. And actually, that's completely not what I want to do. I'm just here to contribute loli for others to enjoy because I'm bored and clearly, so are they. Not my fault that you guys are retarded in the head.
>Please go the fuck to bed already. You already said you were leaving.
I was, but you got me so fucking mad that there's no way I could sleep now. So why don't you calm down, post your loli without constantly referring to me in the other thread, and butt the fuck out. I'm trying to support a fellow pedophile in something he's already done. You are getting mad about other people's business, which is something you still presumably know nothing about. You blew up for no fucking reason at something that doesn't concern you. So just drop it. You aren't going to convince him of what he's already decided on, and you're not going to change the fact that I already did it and it was the right decision. So please, whatever else you do, shut the fuck up.
>Just let it go, hes just upset because he just wants to fap and not think about IRL stuff its understandable.
lol, I feel the opposite right now. I'm not gonna fap, but I would love to talk about real life shit, so I'm going to as long as he keeps responding, and keeps doing it here where he can't shit up his own loli thread.
Way ahead of you.
>got me so fucking mad
Anon, stop being an attention-seeking faggot, please. Go to bed and stop being the whiney little bitch you are. No one likes you. Everyone wants you dead. So kill yourself.
And since you want me to shut up, I won't. Because it amuses me. It's late at night and I'm super-bored, and your constant bullshit spattering is highly amusing to me. You're retarded. Face facts and an hero, bitch.
Well this was a good thread, thanks for the support guys.
Shame it turned into a pissing contest in an ocean of piss but whatever.
I'm gonna go play some games with my friends cya.
>Anon, stop being an attention-seeking faggot, please. Go to bed and stop being the whiney little bitch you are. No one likes you. Everyone wants you dead. So kill yourself.
>And since you want me to shut up, I won't. Because it amuses me. It's late at night and I'm super-bored, and your constant bullshit spattering is highly amusing to me. You're retarded. Face facts and an hero, bitch.
lel. Maximum Overmad 15 year olds.
Yea, thanks for actually doing something worth talking about've I'm gonna stay here and have it out with this faggot until he stops replying or hits bump limit. I wish you all the best in your travels, friend.