Found this thing in the garden, 45 decides what I do to

Love and cherish it.

>>566281193
hit it with a hammer and post pics also post a timestamp with todays date

Love it, pet it, and call him George. Then raise him as your own son, teach him Kung-Fu, and then battle him against your Foot.

Tickle its anus hole

>>566281193
put in blender, drink

>>566281302
reroll

>>566281193
Keep it and pet it and name him george

release it back where you found it and plant a flower in its honor outside your house.

>>566281193

I guess it would like some lettuce and strawberries.

>>566281193
Name it Caesar, make him an imperial robe and crown, post timestamped pic of it sitting on its throne, then treat it like an emperor for the rest of its days

put it in a pond. Seriously, turtles shit constantly and smell bad.

Bite only it's left arm off.

>>566281193
Do in someones mailbox

>>566281193
flush it

Just release it. Best let nature do its course.

Give it a hat

Give it some lettuce and release it.

Adopt it as a pet or find someone that wants to adopt it, regardless of the number I get.

>>566281193
Feed that homeboy strawberries and send him on his way to get turtle bitches.

>>566281193
Take care of it and then when you've gained its trust.......SMASH ITS FUCKING SHELL IN AND PUT YOUR DICK ON THE DEAD MUTILATED BODY, with a timestamp of course

>>566281302
reroll

sharpie in pooper

>>566281193
name jerry, poop on, and boil...

bite it's right arm off and post pics

RE
Name it Caesar, make him an imperial robe and crown, post timestamped pic of it sitting on its throne, then treat it like an emperor for the rest of its days

%triforce

>>566281193
Strap a GoPro on it

break the shell on video and burn whats left and post it to your personal facebook account

make tiny stilts and attach to the turtle. post results.

>>566281193
cook it, tourtle soup nigger

Let it go after feeding and caring for it :)

>>566281193
Give it a fuck tonne of LSD

>TrippyTurtle

>>566281575
reroll

Keep him as a pet and finde some turtles whores for him to fuck.

Release it.

put it down your pants

shove fireworks in its anus while yelling "ALLAH ACKBAR". Make sure to film it too.

Buy him an aquarium. Make him the best home you possibly can, love and cherish him until the day he dies, and bawl your eyes out that "Franklin" your beloved pet is gone

Make it into soup

>>566281193
put the tip of your dick in its mouth

>>566281193
pour mutagen on it

>>566281193
let it go

let it bite dick
smash with hammer as soon as it does
.webm

set it free

>>566281809
REROLL

tourtle soup roll

>>566281193

/b/ro let it go, turtles are fucking awesome. Any creature that carries its fucking house on its back is awesome

Fees it for the rest of your life

Don't let the internet decide and have your own opinion

>>566281302
reroll

>>566281193
adopt it, name it Chuckles, and paint its shell every day with a new design

REROLL
Name it Caesar, make him an imperial robe and crown, post timestamped pic of it sitting on its throne, then treat it like an emperor for the rest of its days

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>>566281193
captacha as spoken: cum on her face. Make her drink.

Take it to petco

>>566281302
Reroll

>>566281193
Blend up a bunch of greens (spinach, lettuce, etc) Rub it all over your nuts and let his feast begin. Pics and timestamp the whole way through the process fgt.

Turtle soup

>>566281193
Cook in oven, eat

Live under its rule for 10 years.

Love him forever and name him Troye Sivan

Pour cooking oil into its shell

>>566281828
Reroll

dip balls in ketchup and let him lick it off

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dated version for proof
also, no cruelty

Make friends with it and take care of it

Love him dearly.

>>566281865
reroll for

force him to watch a video of turtles having sex and post a picture of your torturing

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Set it free.

>>566281193
set it on fire

let it go faggot

Eat it's poop

>>566281302
reroll

>>566281865
reroll

>>566281723
reroll

>>566281193
Kill yourself OP and Live stream it

>>566281193
Make it into a ninja turle

>>566281193
Let him go. When you're out in the yard, point him out if anyone's there; if not, just notice. He looks like a turtle - not a tortoise - so he will probably die before you do. Keep walking outside and just notice. Eventually he'll stop showing up.

Make what you want of that. Keep walking outside. Keep waiting.

Pee on it.

RE ROLLLL

Name it Caesar, make him an imperial robe and crown, post timestamped pic of it sitting on its throne, then treat it like an emperor for the rest of its days

Name it Beaumont, teach it to use a gun, and have it rob a bank

Fuck its shell

>>566281841
roll

>>566281193
name him scooby

>>566281302
rerolling

Cum on it's shell and lick it off.

>>566281828
Re rollan

>>566281193
Take it to a recreation basketball game

>>566282145
winrar

>>566281940
reroll

>>566282145
Fuck you cunt

>>566282023
OP this is 4chan you cant say no cruelty

>>566282145
winrar

Chop it in half with an axe

>>566281841
reroll

>>566282023
>no cruelty
fuck off nigger, what you wanna do instead? cuddle it? allright, pet it and feed it roll

>>566281193
Keep him as a pet

reroll

let it sleep on your bed and you sleep on a stack of newspaper

>>566282071
reroll

>>566282053
reroll

>>566282145
>him an imperial robe
/done :D

Cum on it

>>566282145
WINRAR

Decorate it's shell with various nail polish colors before setting it free.

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>>566282145
Beautiful.

>>566282090
re-release Dat

Glue a shark fin on shell. Release.

>>566281193
Feed him some lettuce then gently release him back into the wild.

>>566281193
fuck it (even if you end up killing it in the porcess)
post pics (or even a vid)
or just livestream it

>>566282145
Winrar

>>566282054
Reroll, please op don't be a fag.

>>566282145
WINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRAR

>>566282145
winrar

>>566282145
Wiiiinnnrarrr

>>566281749
this

>>566282145
EPIC WINRAR

Give it a long happy life!

>>566282145
WINRAR

>>566282145

winrar

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>>566282145

>>566282145
WINRAR

Reroll

Take care of it

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Relocate it to the nearest safe place, near a permanent water source. Leave it there. Go home, call your mother, and ask how she's doing. Be sincere. She loves you.

>>566282145
winrar, ok. I will deliver but It might take me a while to make a robe and shit so this thread might 404, just check the catalogue.

Cover completely in mound of whipped cream or icing

>>566282145
Winrar

>>566281193
>>566282145
Alright OP I'll be waiting I have all night

>>566282145
OP MUST DELIVAR!!!

>>566281302
reroll

>>566282145
All hail emperor Caesar!

Looks like it's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann%27s_tortoise

>>566282145
All hail Teanage Ninja Ceasar!

>>566281193
Love him forever. Take care of him like he is your own niglet illegitimate child.

>>566282145
Dis gun be gud

>>566282514
You fucking better.

>>566282145

Im okay with this.

>>566281193

let the little guy go

Hail emperor Caesar and its 1000 year Reich!

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>>566282145
Jesus Christ in a rusty Buick, I love random chance.

>>566282514

Where were you? When Caesar was crowned King? We might have our first King of /b/

Surprised there haven't been any winners.
Let it go at a local park, with a party balloon taped to its back and record it.
We all wanna see this guy have fun as it runs around with a balloon.

>>566281193
Ashtray

DO NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE, OP MUST DELIVAR

>>566283017
Bump

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>>566283013

stop being a faggot

>>566282145
Hail Caesar

OP I swear to god if you don't deliver Caesar is going to turn you into soup.

Bump for ceaser.

>>566283170
Bump 2

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can't fucking wait >:3

Does /b/ have a king now?

winrar fag here
if this thread 404s I will keep making new ones
I have faith that today OP might not be a faggot

>>566281302
REROLL

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>>566283415

We might

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/B/ What is this shit i hear of crowning a fucking turtle it's cool to look at ok but please chill your nipples guys.Hell it's just a fucking turtle.
OP will delivar.

all hail king turtle

>>566281539
Reroll

>>566283453
Trust me, op is a fgt skeleton and wont deliver

>>566282145
Ill be waiting OP. Do not disappoint.


Fagit

>>566281828
Roll

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>>566283726
but he must, it's not even a bad winrar

Sharpie in pooper?

>>566283637

I like turtles.

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AVE

TRUE TO CAESAR

>>566283637
You dare disrespect our glorious emperor?
HERESY

>>566282514
smack it in the head with a small hammer so it can be brain damaged just like caesar.

>>566283637
>>566283726

The nonbelievers shall be crucified at dawn

HAIL CAESAR

CEASÅR, THE KING OF /b/

>>566283637
Look guys, a faggot.

>>566281828
>tfw this turtle will literally outlive him unless somekind of outside circumstances kill it
>tfw still rerolling for this

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All hail Caesar!

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Heil Caesar
>Captcha talked

I swear to god I'm going to find every person that calls this a turtle in this thread and punch them in the cunt

it's a fucking tortoise TORTOISE

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Legio Custodes standing by. All hail to new emperor.

>>566284192
HAIL TO THE KING

Glue matchsticks upright on its shell and light them and have it parade down the street

>>566281193
icebucketchallenge

>>566284270
turtle

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>>566284270

Hail ceasar the TURTLE

>>566281193
Oh a snake!

>>566284270
Tortoise u faggit? It's all powerful Caesar

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>>566284239
>TWDG in taskbar

Patrician anon.

>>566284239
>2014
>actually filling out captcha correctly

>>566281193
Elevate it to a God like status

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>>566283637

>>566284270
n-ni-nin-ninja turtles!

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HAIL CAESAR

>>566281302
rolling
have a cute pet turtle op

Tear his amor off and use it as helmet.

>Hurr durr turtles
>Thinking OP will delivar

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>>566284270

>>566284513
I feels story, Clem

>>566282514
Screen cap this and post it with your new thread once the Caesar's robe is ready

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>>566284594

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>>566281193
find a beautiful finnish girl to hold it

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>>566284270
For the uneducated.

>>566284594

You suck ass faggot put some effort in

>>566284594
Good enough for now. Hail Caesar

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>that face when op won't ever deliver

>>566284594
Where is the fucking crown you cunt

>>566284649
rollin

>>566284594
WHAT IS A KING WITHOUT HIS CROWN

>>566284594
HE DESERVES A PROPER ROBE

>>566284594
god damn its beautiful

>>566284803
I SECOND THIS

>>566284594
So... Beautiful...

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>>566284594
>This

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>>566284594
Nice opie! Das great!

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>>566284686
What?

>>566284803
It's impossible to balance it on him!

>>566284594
at least give the nigga a crown

>>566284742
>hottie
>not inbred disgusting pile of flesh

>>566284594
hahahaha

>CEASÅR, THE /b/UMP ON THE LOG

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>>566284594
HAIL TO THE KING OF /b/

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>>566284270
Look at the feet you autistic faggot

this is a tortoise's foot, next post will be a turtle's foot

It's a fucking turtle

>>566284926
tie it to his head with a rubber band

>>566284594
MY LORD, WHERE IS YOUR CROWN

>>566284932
Rolling for crown

>>566284926
Sticky tape it. no king without a crown

>>566284594
he slapped a dish washing rag on the turtle and put him on a fucking log!

>top kek!

>>566284751
>>566284270

Its a terrapin you cunts

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>>566284594
the tortoise (excuse me, TURTLE) right now

>>566284926
glue it

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>>566284424
>>566284450
>>566284510

turtles are aquatic you fucks, they live in the sea
(unless its an inlet, then it might be terrapin)


TORTOISE....
PO-TOR-TOISE

>>566284594

lel, wtf is this? OP just threw a dirty dish rag on him.... the fuck is this?

>>566284926
OP I will accept if you put the crown on his shell we just want to see it, and there is technically still no timestamp just "HAIL CAESAR KING OF /b/"

but so far you are much less of a faggot than most

>>566285187
i say we behead op for disrespecting king turtle.

That's shitty made you autist fag

MY LORD WHO HATH TAKEN YOUR CROWN?!

>>566284594
AVE CAESAR

wanna see me turn into a super sayain?
http://youtu.be/4Ojd5cNDekc?t=43s

>>566284926
TRY.

>>566285328

Hear Hear!

>>566285328
seconded!

>>566284594
not good enough OP!
give it some spirits to set the mood
make a proper throne with a robe and a crown

>>566284594
i.... i'm going to cry

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bump to avoid 404

>>566284594
ET TU, BRUTE ?

>>566284660
Who are you? Unidan from reddit?

Ok, im gonna go take a pic of him and his crown,
dont let it 404 plz

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>>566283953
fuck legion
fuck ncr
brotherhood for life

>>566284594
HAIL CAESAR

>>566284594
>no crown
>shit rode
>shit throne
King of Welfare!

>>566284751
>>566285206
fresh water turtle = terrapin

>>566285635

Thank you OP

>>566285635

bump

>>566285612
he got shadowbanned for upvoting himself and downvoting others with alts.
lol

>>566281193
grab a gun
put in mouth
shot
make the turtle see it

>>566285635

Don't disrespect our king!

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>>566284594
AVE
TRUE TO CAESAR

>>566285635
its happening

>>566282023
hang on your a fellow britfag, how the fuck did you find a turtle In your garden. where about do you live in England where you could find a turtle randomly roaming around

cum on it

>>566285635
WHO WAS THRONE?!

>>566285693
I like the throne, it suits him. He is a modest ruler, fair but firm with his people. Extravagance is not wasted on this turtle, material things do not satisfy him- instead he prefers spending his time in the garden pools, writing his philosophy essays, and partaking in other academic pursuits.

45 take care of it for life
then pass the duty to your children

>>566285830
HAIL KING CAESAR!

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>>566285830
>>566285830
>>566285829
>>566285829
>>566285829

>>566285830
Color it!

>>566285830

HAIL CAESAR

>>566285830

meh, okay now a proper throne for our grace.

>>566285830
That's terrible op, do better.

>>566284594
hail Caesar

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>>566285830
No cape, time stamp, sign saying Hail Caesar King of /b/
Nope
Try Again OP

feed it and make a effort to return to owner

war paint on the back, bandana on the head, take pics from various angles

>>566281193
bummer band it to a tiny skateboard

>>566285830
ur a fgt, put more effort into our king. It's robe AND crown

>>566285830
AVE HAIL CAESAR!

I consider your duties fulfilled.

Today, for once, OP was not a faggot

>>566285830
feds here looking for cp

meanwhile, a turtle is our fucking king.

feds are literally gonna be like da fuq

>>566286105

Not yet spidy, but soon, OP is being a cum guzzling faggot, but he has a chance

>>566285830
is that thing dead? cause it looks kinda still

all hail ceaser the dead tortoise

>>566285830
HAIL CEASAR, MAY HIS REIGN BE LONG AND HIS CROWN WHITE

>>566286105
You dare defile our kings thread?

Keep him as a pet and name him cheesy dick

>>566285635
do it, hail Caesar! Mighty turtle of teh lulz

Caesar will return to /b/ in the next couple of weeks once I have improved his throne and cape. He is returning to his royal duties for now.

>>566285901
Ok, you've changed my mind about the throne but, the robe and crown need some work.

>>566285830

Youre fuckn shit at everything

>>566286276

>thing

BEHEAD HIM

>>566286395
I love you op

>>566286395
That will be a nice surprise when that pops up

Reign well, Caesar

>>566281193
make some soup!

kiss it gently on the shell and then care for it for the rest of it's life

Anyone for sreencap the thread?

>>566286395

>>566286395
>the next couple of weeks

I hate you OP.

Spidy, fuck it. kill this bread.

>>566285830
HAIL CAESAR!

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>>566286395
you had better return, otherwise the consequences will never be the same

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>>566285830
feed it fruits and vegies everyday

>>566286395
Aye, you better treat our king as a god.

This is gold, someone needs to screencap this thread.

>>566286395
OUR LORD SHALT HAVE ONLY HIS FINEST TAILORS TO MAKE THY KINGS ROYAL ROBES

>>566284594
0 effort
good thing you made a thread you pathetic faggot

For the love of god put him/her back in the garden

>>566281193
kiss it on the forehead and treat it well as long as it lives

>>566285830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5zHQWAoQ5c

tortoisefag here...

looks like a mediterranean tortoise; likely a hermann's. someone's pet that wandered off?

care information here if you're thinking of keeping him, but please consider checking to see if his/her majesty belongs to someone else who may be missing him/her.

http://www.tortoisetrust.org/articles/Basicmedcare.htm

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faggits

We shall never forget our king Caesar, may all /b/ users post his pic on every thread when calling someone a new fag

>>566285830
there is only one thing left to do now
paint its shell black, then paint a weed leaf on
>i Herby proclaim King of the Gunja!
to top it off give the king some dope

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>>566286395
You're the greatest OP! ;3;

>inb4 our king is killed/released once thread 404's

>>566286794
THIS

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>>566286927

>>566286950
That would harm our king.

>>566286937
This is our new oath, like once was tac gnol

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>>566286927
Step aside spidey, EEnE is here

>>566286937
this

>>566286395
All hail caesar!! You better take care of him motherfucker

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>>566287219

>>566284594
What is thy bidding, my master?

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>>566287325

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>>566287325

>>566286950
U faggit, respect our king

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>>566286395
Will post my 2 (supposedly) Emma Watson nudes when you finish this

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IF 4chan schould ever have a mascot it'd be a fucking frog not a turtle you dumb bitches

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>>566286627
no

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>>566286880
How do you check for its gender? I haven't own one for a long time now

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>>566285830
Hail Cesar!

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>>566286395
HAIL CAESAR, ONE AND TRUE KING OF /b/!

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