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37 names my new cult.

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37 names my new cult.
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the sand dwellers
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Christianity
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>>565611181
Donkey raping shit eaters
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>>565611181
OP and the crew
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/b/
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>>565612135
Aw, so close
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>>565612135
Close
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Moby Suck Mah Dick!
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>>565612135
For creativity, ill let you come up with a commandment for our cult. Ill be looking out for your ID, chosen one .
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>>565611181
Windward Cult of Glittering Kittens
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>>565612951
Teh Illerminerty
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>>565613096
Ok you get to come up with a commandment too, chosen one #2
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>>565612951
Make it so OP

Teh Illerminerty
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>>565613096
Oh and heres your picture .
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'8th Graders'
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>>565611181
The Pranic Vibration
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>>565611181
oceangrunge
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>>565612951
Thank you, Brother Anon.

Thou shalt confirm thy bodily purity by performing a visual, tactile perception (touch/feel) and olfactory (smell) of at least 3 bodily secretions daily.
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Obama Worshippers
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professional atheism
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Clit
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Moot's Tiny Dick!
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>>565611181
if you can't even think of a name for a cult good luck managing one, nardflog.
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>>565614238
You were one nanosecond too late... -.-
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The later day nigger saints of southern Tinkintankana 2: Reloaded.
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Ashambala
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The Christ worshipping Muslims of Israeli America
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Cult of the gooch
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Reroll
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Banana worship cult XD
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Illuminaughty
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Paymasons
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Darude - Sandstorm
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>>565611181

Da Fuck did you google to source the pic OP?
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>>565613998
You get to come up with a commandment
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:. FFF
= Free Faggot Fucktards
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>>565611181
Illerminaty
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>>565615616
I don't remember. Ancient occult imagery or somethin
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church of doge
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Zedd ft. Hayley Williams
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Mein Kampf!
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>>565615684
I like that picture. You, come up with a commandment.
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I want to lick my dick so badly!
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
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>>565616026
reroll
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The Hansons
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Welfare Raping Nigs!
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dinosaur dicks
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I made a cult once.
we worship the baby in the sun from Teletubbies and we call her mightos.
all glory to mightos.
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Or this(Otherwise known as QMMMMSMMMPM):

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari
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>>565611181
Liberals
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>>565616026
Re Roll
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>>565616437
We have a winrar
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>>565616437
winrar!
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The Ben Cucumberdicks
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honey blossoms
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>>565616437
Get!
Now what does it mean
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Truthful movement of Reptilian Spaceianity
TMoRS
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>>565616768
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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>>565616860
still pretty broken latin brah.
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>>565616860
...
I like it.
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In all seriousness, if you're a charismatic guy you should definitely start a small self-help cult.
Get on that money train, anon.
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>>565616637
Too bad we already have a winner
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>>565617121
I would hope so.

>>565616985
You english good.
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Up next , 25 gets to name a commandment
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Thou shall not be a nigger
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You must bathe in the smegma of a black child once a month
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>>565611896
Underage b& detected.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you
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420 smoke weed erryday
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Every family must consist of 2 husbands and 5 wives, and they must have 3 sons no matter how long it takes. The third son of every family must be named Kareem Abdul Jabar, and will assume responsibility of the family by murdering the other two sons and having intercourse with however many daughters were born while the family was trying to have 3 sons. If the family had 3 sons in a row without any daughters, all of the sons are spared and considered royalty. They get money and places of honor among the cult along with their parents. Anyone caught hiding the birth of a daughter must be killed through simulated human abortion.
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i. Knowlage of the divine can be only be accessed without seeking such knowlage.

ii. Knowledge gain can not spoken if truely understood.

iii. Ones soul can be purged with positive actions.

iv. Leadership is found in the stronges willed, but can be lost through ignorance.

v. Suicide is the only way to true understand, but only after filled yourself with earthly knowlage and positive action.
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>>565621875
Exuse my English.
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