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Every night I sneak around my neighborhood and collect the cig

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Every night I sneak around my neighborhood and collect the cig butts from the ash trays left outside. I never take ALL of them, or the people that live there might realize that someone is sneaking onto their porch. This is an average harvest.
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>>565399239
Alright I'll bait. Why?
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why?
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>>565399239
why?
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Nigger detected!
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What do you do with these cig butts?
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Once I am home, I squeeze out the gold inside into a small box. I use this tobacco to roll my own cigarettes out of pages from books the local library throws away due to damage.
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>>565399239
But why?
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>>565399239
how many ciggies do you roll out of them OP?

How much would they be worth?
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Please tell me you're not smoking them...
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so.... you shove them up your pooper or something ?
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>>565399421
No. No you don't.
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>>565399421
nigga u r dum
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As you can see I am almost out of "dune"
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>>565399421
n-no
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>>565399421
>tfw people don't know just how much tobacco there is in left overs.
Tobacco is also a good disinfectant and you'll most probably will be burning it anyway.

OP knows what's up.
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>>565399421
NIGGUH WHY THEY'RE NOT THAT EXPENSIVE
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>>565399523
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Old bait. Seen too many times before.
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>>565399421
>>565399523
>>565399239
are you a poorfag?
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this is both punk and hipster as fuck.
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>>565399462
In prison? I dunno, probs 12 to a bitch.

Here is the shed I live in, it has no ac or a way to close the windows
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>>565399239

Social sec nigger confirmed.

I remember when I was 16 drinking with some friends and we all ran out of ciggies, so we got all of the bumpers (what's left of the butts in the ashtray), took all of the tabacco that was left out of them and rolled it up in pocket bible paper. Never felt so holy and derogative at the same time in my life.
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What about when its raining OP? you fucking faggot
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>>565399421
I saw a homeless man doing that once. So I give him a whole fag and he just emptied it into his pouch anyway.

mfw
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pasta unless you were the anon in the thread with the broken laptop that you need a separate monitor to use because you can't afford to fix the screen and you borrow wifi and water from a local gas station because you live in a shed outside of a foreclosed home I think idk i'm drunk.
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>>565399708
I remember you from the other day OP.
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im so confused. Why da fuq do you take tobacco from used cigarettes?
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>>565399708
No way to shut door
No ac

>has Internet to post to b

Top. Fuckin. Bait.
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>>565399653
Oh my yes, i have 2 jobs, but due to my child support being set off my previous employment (in which i made real person money) the entirety of my income goes to my 1 child.

Here is the sink I piss in.
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Y-you wouldn't actually.. I can't.. what?
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>>565399850
I decided to make my own thread, didn't think it was interesting enough to warent it, but hey, I won't judge you weirdos.

>>565399950
My set up, I pirate internet off local wifi, easy peasy.
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>>565399523
Just gonna note that this paper has a fuckload of lead in it. Have a good smoke.
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Top kek
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>>565400096
>Warent

13 years old or just fucking retarded?
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>>565399523
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>>565400096
I see a pack of camel reds right there. Were you aware you had these?
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>>565400096
What do you eat and how did you end up living in a shed /b/ro?
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>>565400108
I will and thank you
>>565400182
the latter

This picture is so people don't flip shit about the pack on the desk. Obviously when I DO have money I enjoy the finer things in life. But today, like so many others, is not that day.
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> faces of /b/
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Just, why? Where do you even come up with an activity like this?
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>>565399421
Strong bump game.
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>>565399958
>>565399708
>>565399523
>>565399421
>>565399239
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>>565400451
Here's a thought.

Instead of buying cigarettes every now and then buy a shit load of rolling papers and filters. smoking newspaper is not good even for a tar lunged faggot.
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Might as well be smoking meth
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>>565400445
I don't get to eat very often. I just got a second job at a pizza place, company policy is to allow 1 free slice per shift, that has been the best thing to happen to me in ages.

>>565400516
Without the nicotine my head turns into screaming, I am not a fan. Much rather end up with the Hep C then have to live without it.
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>>565400774
That shit sucks, how the fuck did you end up living in a shed? How fucking old are you? Jesus I thought I had a hard time when it came to finding tobacco to smoke..
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Sup, OP.

26yo bro here.

Was thinking of getting married next year...and possibly having kids. Was wondering if that might be a bad idea now.

I had a friend who's paying child support as well and he told me it really FUCKING sucks.

What's your experience so far with the whole CS situation?

How do you eat? What do you do to cut corners? How long do you have until your kid is of age?
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can we get a face pic?
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>>565399771
>give him a whole fag
ur're a feg 2
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>>565400731
I do, the local gas station has papers for $1.06 , however you really are not getting the concept of how little money i have/get/earn.

>>565400738
You know, there are meth heads nearby that make 10 times the money i do simply begging at gas stations. perhaps there is something to that.

I wrote the wrong date, like a boss.
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>>565400997
There is a difference between getting married and being financially stable and then having kids and being an 18 year old who was too lazy to use protection.
If you were actually an adult and were actually getting married you would be able to figure this out you fucking nitwit.
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I know this feel anon. Did it when I was younger and did it when I was on heroin. But now I just smoke Newport Reds. How much do cigarettes cost in your area?
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Used to do the same thing when I was 7 or 8. Except I'd walk around parking lots and pick them up. Sometimes we would take the tobacco out of a shit ton of them and roll it into a few cigarettes. Fucking disgusting but when you're fiending, you have to do something.

I'd spot you a pack of Camels if I could, OP. Good luck out there.
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>>565400774
How'd you end up living in a shed?
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Can we chip in to get a couple of pizzas and pouches of tobacco/papers/filters to be delivered to Opie? I feel kinda bad right now :(
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>>565401151
where do you live nigga?
If it's somewhere near Munich I may fetch you a packet or two as well
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>>565401269
just you do it then
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OP where do you live? Can't you re-negotiate the monthly child support? Since basically you don't make shit.
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>>565400997
If a thread on B can make you re-think your predetermined decision to get married, then don't. Seriously.
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>>565399523
this is sick
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>>565400871
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>>565400997
well we got divorced when she told me the child wasn't mine, anyway years later when she went after new guy for child support he came up negative on the DNA test, and it fell back on me. With 6 years of back pay now owed.

As far as my "experience" goes, they are taking 100% of my income, which still doesn't cover the full monthly amount, and as punishment they took my drivers license. My ex doesn't work btw, so i have to pay extra.

Again, I don't have money for food, it's a luck thing. The circle K near my house lets me have the stuff they throw away, and free polar pops. Between that and my free slice of pizza every other day, that's about it.
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thanks OP now I am very greatful for my life, take it easy
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>>565401075

What did you do before you lost your job?
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shit man i tought this shit was funny in the beggining but now..just fuuuuck
how the fuck
jesus man
i dont even know how to say whats going thru my mind
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>>565401065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEpezD0EfSQ
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Timestamp faggot.
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>>565401601
He already did, dickhead.
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>>565401471
man op, thats fucking sad. guess people never get what they deserve because nobody deserve that
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>>565400451
JOBs are expensive rolling paper yo...no TOPs in your area?
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>>565401471
you might as well follow robin william's example bro. i'd rather be dead than end up in your situation.
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>>565399523
>I am almost out of "dune"
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>>565399421
Oh, it's gonna be one of those threads
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>>565401471
Shit mate. I'm genuinely sorry for you. If i'd live in the same city I'd buy you a lunch.
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>>565401471
Food stamps. I'm pretty sure you'd qualify.
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>>565401580
ure still a feg
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>>565401471
why don't you make a garden somewhere and try to plant some vegetables there? Seeds are relatively easy to come by just snag a pepper or tomato in a local grocery shop
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does op have paypal, arabfag living in dubai here
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>>565401486
I traveled a lot, I was basically a corporations "cleaner" I would be sent to stores to evaluate and fix any problems that store was having. One day when I fixed the problem, it turns out that the "problem" i just fixed has sucked my bosses dick to get the job, and I was fired on the spot, this left me homeless on the spot.
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Op do you have any siblings? Any family members?
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>>565401703
What does that say about you.

Plenty of people go through shit times like these, and the ones who make the decision to give up and end it all are the faggots who don't get it.

Gotta get back up, dust yourself off and show the world your not a wee beta who's gona roll over.

Keep fighting OP!
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>>565399239
Smart, but kind of disgusting. Normally the tobacco left in a cig butt is more then enough for a nice spliff. Theres actually a good amount packed around the filter.
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>>565399421
naw
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My heart goes out to you OP. I've had a shit year so far but I've got a girl who loves me who has kept me afloat and given me a place to live. I remember that I used to collect cig butts too when I was still smoking and was too poor to afford a pack. I'd break off the filter and just smoke them as-is since I don't know how to roll my own. :(
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>>565401334
This would not happen in Germany you dipshit. If you cant pay CS you cant. You would never live in such a shed with no life quality at all.

I am currently on HartzIV so I should know.
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>>565401471
fucking fuck america
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>>565401906
so is the kid yours
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>>565401703
I tried a while back, fucked it up, and would up with around 11K in medical bills. Which honestly was so darkly hilarious I couldn't be bothered to try again.

>>565401776
I would, however because my ex gets food stamps, and I pay her child support, in the state of Floridian i do NOT qualify .
>>565401896
I actually do have a small patch of ground I grow from, but not much grows in sand scept turnips and potatoes

the zapper is for size comparison.
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>>565402074
lowlife
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you have a computer.

spend that time to make more money, then buy cigarettes. jfc.
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>>565402115
Fuck divorce laws.
I'm 22 and have heard enough horror stories from older guys to know that its a prenup or no go.
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>>565402074
Yeap. Here if you fall far enough behind they issue a warrant for your arrest. And when you get out still make you pay.

Honestly OP would be better off if he stopped paying and just let himself get arrested. You get better accommodations and food.
>tfw debtors prison
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>>565399239
Holy shit, it's like none of you have seen this shit before. Shitty b8/10
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A friend of mine was a poorfag for a few years, he used to go to bars and collect the leftovers in the glasses from other customers and drink it.
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>>565402315
>Prenup
>Not letting your wife have all of your stuff
Check your privelege, patriarical scum
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>Results of feminism

How the fuck do they expect you to get a job and pay CS if they take your fucking license away?

Fuckin' 'Muricuh.
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>>565402210
nice turnip man
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>>565402210
>Is almost homeless
>Owns zapper
>?
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>>565402508
Any chick who thinks like that is either a complete cunt or a lesbian. I think i'll be okay.
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>>565399421
greggs sausage rolls
jeremy kyle
ASBO
burberry
smack
special brew
signing on

all of the above are regularly used words used by OP
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>>565402210
Heroin?
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>>565402210
''I would, however because my ex gets food stamps, and I pay her child support, in the state of Floridian i do NOT qualify .''

THE LAND OF THE FREEEEE.
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
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>>565402210
Your story makes me so sad and paranoid about my girlfriend. Granted it's only been about a year, but it makes me afraid to be with any woman, period.
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>>565402730
idk bro those all sound pretty fucking British and OP says he's in Florida which is nowhere near being Europe so...
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>>565402210
Dude, you're in the type of situation where people normally become contract killers. If I were you I'd give it a whirl.
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>>565402849
ikr
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>>565399708
hang on, are you living in a shed because you would rather not sleep on a couch because your parents live in a 1 bedroom house
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>>565399239
this thread is so god damn depressing.
and the worst part is this shit happens to a lot of people
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>>565402875
>Florida
my bad, it just reeks of dolescum chav (welfare recipient white trash).
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>>565401471
man fuck america Im sorry you have such bullshit to deal with. Childsupport is meant for people who knock up a teenage girl whos parents can barely afford to keep her alive.

Try to make something of yourself OP, despite your whole world being against you. Maybe things will turn around.
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>>565399239
That's what you get for living in florida.
If you want free money shoot a nigger.
Zimmerman made a lot of money during his publicity.
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>>565402753
No, not a fan of hard drugs, I smoke weed, and hobo tabacy, but I'm too poor for for crack and smack.

>>565402781
Brings a tear to my eye.
>>565402849
oh I don't hate women because of this ordeal, I hate the laws that allow her to do this.

>>565402730
pip pip jolly good
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Dude I'm all for the picking up ciggy butts for the tobacco I know people that do it... But atleast just spent the extra $1 on a packet of rolling papers and filters man you get like 50.

Also if you want to score heaps of butts head to the front of a nightclub/pub/supermarket/train station.
Going onto other peoples property not the smartest idea.
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Does OP have a Paypal account? This still has not been answered, right?
Also, where abouts in Florida?
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>>565402849
"“There is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy." - Charles Bukowski

Get a fuckin' prenup, /b/ro. Seriously. A good portion of women, especially those from western cultures, will take you for all that you've fucking got if they get bored or you're just not 'compatible'.

Don't trust fuckin' anybody. That's a good thing to remember. No matter how wet the pussy is or how nice her smile is, don't fuckin' trust her.
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After reading about what your ex-wife makes you pay I'd fucking get as far away as possible from your state.
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If you have a 4 year degree and a passport, get the fuc out of dodge, go overseas where her lawyers cant touch you, make money, bang locals, profit
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>>565403156
Reroll
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>>565403112
You sound so humble, I'm only a college student but I'd love to take you out for lunch and hear your story.
Was she always a conniving cunt? What made her be so disgusting?
Why can't you get another "real" job and besides pizza, what are you doing?
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i just.
OP this is going to sound bad.
but i mean this. i have been suicidal about losing all of my money and my way of life.
not to get into too many details but i moved and transfered jobs only to find out the location i moved too would close after 2 months. after bouncing around shit jobs for a while i am now BROKE. no money at all not a penny to my name i am mooching off of my fiancee and her sister and i feel like a sack of shit.
i mean at least you doing you OP im a fucking mooch off of two women at the moment.
then my grandfather died *who raised me might as well be my dad.* and my mental state kind of went into the gutter.
you just make me happy for what i do have i mean god damn dude at least when i get another job i keep the money and shit and i still have a drivers license and a car. yo OP im sorry you on hard times man.
all i can do is send you my well wishes and if you are in arkansas let me know ill smoke a big fucking j with you and buy ya a pack of smokes. i mean it.
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>>565403112
are you happy?
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>>565403281
This.
America has fucked you to the point of no return. You need to do everything you can to get out of there.
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Damn I feel really good about not being addicted to smoking now.
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Man how does america get away with shit like this, im in Australia and they fucking pay me fuckloads for being unemployed. i make more than someone working 60 hours on minimum wage in your country
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>>565399958
So get it renegotiated, nigga. File for bankruptcy. Can't get blood from a stone.
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>>565403436
This Anon's got it right.

All of us American /b/ros are on a sinking fuckin' ship.This shithouse is going up in flames soon enough.
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>>565402970
They live on the same street I am squatting on, and they wont even give me food. I am not the same religion as them, there fore i am beyond help.

>>565402883
Oh my god I would in a SECOND, problem is there is no money in just robbing gas stations, and I don't know anyone from the mob.

>>565403038
Disney.
>>565403148
Well I would, but I don't live near any of those places, and since the government took my drivers license I can't get to them.
>>565403156
no paypal, I obviously don't have a bank account.
Apopka, I at the very least have a lake side view.
No joke, gators in my back yard.
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>>565403281
this
Why you don't try to get away.
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>>565403038
I'll bet at least half of them can read better than you can though.
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>>565402446
>read the thread
>see timestamp
>shut your whoremouth
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>>565403490
i was a prison guard for 2 years. let me tell you brother it is a LOT. like at least 1/20-30 inmates where child support. i watched god damned kiddy fiddlers get off with less time than child support payments. no dna needed and the court will not let you win if you have a penis. simple as that.
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>>565401471
'murica.

Can I ask something personal? What was your childhood like? Were you happy? Have you been raised with a proper scholarization? What happened to your family?

I'm just curious about your story as I'm really curious about every story about how to become a really poorfag. I don't believe the only matter that brought you in your current situation only revolves around divorce, having children and stuff.

I also hope you manage to grab whatever good life still has got for you, man.

Pic also pretty related. At least you are not one of these woman-submitted fags.
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>>565403613
I was gunna ask if there was a place i could get a food box delivered but I guess not.
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>>565399708
Circle K cup on top of microwave.. you in illinois?
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>>565401471
Where are you, Michigan?
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>>565403613
Thats why you be one of those deepweb weirdos who hooks up through shady deals online with bitcoins or something.
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>>565403613
get out of america
Try to travek to Europe and start a new live
You are 26
Its not to late to start a new live
And it is possible to travel to Europe without money or shit.
The only thing is to get out of america and they can't do shit
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are you happy? if so, ignore this advice.
else:
bro, this chick is sucking the life out of you.. why does she get to not work while you suffer? where is the equality there?
get away, move state, stop paying child support - you cannot afford it.
watch this shit too: http://manhood101.com/ebook.html
life is short man, too short
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>>565404002
Go to Austra or something they pay nice if you just have regullar school or live near austria and just work there
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do you have paypal?
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>>565403281
if you fail you may still be able to kick up enough dust to get some media to notice your "story"
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No money *woe is me*.

Has money for computer and interwebs.....
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>>565403613

OP why not just murder your cunt ex wife?

You seriously have nothing to lose. She sounds like a piece of shit. Just kill her and then the kid is yours and you keep every cent you earn. With two jobs you could probably look after yourself and the kid just fine.

She sounds like a horrible fucking person, seriously. I have more empathy than most and I'd still sleep like a baby if it was me who bumped her off. It's not as if your life could get any worse. In fact you'd probably have a higher quality of life even if you did get caught and sent to prison.
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>>565403281
I have neither of those things.
>>565403304
We were young, I was "punk" at the time, and like a peacock i was attracted to the one with the brightest mowhawk. However the conniving part comes from her utter apathy, others will make her life livable without effort on her part. I have a job offer out of state, but i cannot come up with the money to get there. I have to bluff myself to seem like the person they want to pay to relocate. >>565403314
>then my grandfather died *who raised me might as well be my dad.* and my mental state kind of went into the gutter.
>>565403314
thanks /b/ro
>>565403378
Honestly i don't know. The depression nearly killed me, quite literally in fact. Ever since the ER i don't feel much of anything any more. I feel happy at times, and i feel sad at times, but it always feels like someone else's emotions.

It's the whole reason I go crazy over nicotine, it is the only thing that seems to keep me sane enough to go to work.
>>565403494
Bankrupcy have no effect on CS, and i am currently trying to find a lawyer, because I am unable to renegotiate without legal representation. However my ex's father has paid for her to have such wonderful legal help, it's a very tricky thing.
>>565403534
it's a sinking ship yes, but there is no where to go but in the water.
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>>565403197
Hardly... If uberjuden Steve Speilberg couldn't make a prenup stick then no one can.... Don't get married.
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OP if this is legit, you are flat out irresponsible. You may be paying child support, but you could be doing much better. Why don't you drop your disgusting fucking habits and learn how to manage your money.
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So many mommy groomed republican 16 year old boys in here who have no idea what the fuck it really is to be poor.
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>>565404213
Woe is read the thread
>>565400096
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>>565404213
Read the whole thread Fuckwit
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>>565401471

>As far as my "experience" goes, they are taking 100% of my income

Where the hell do you live? In any civilized there is a certain ammount they count seize from you so you have a living wage.
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>>565404213
Puter looks shitty.
He already stated he's "borrowing" WIFI from someone else.
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>>565403760
>>565403841
Florida. Was posted earlier.
>>565404165
Already answered. No, and no bank account.
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>they are taking 100% of my income

How is this even allowed?

Fucking MURICA
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Fucking america :(
I feel for ya bro, if you can get the fuck out of america and come live illegally in Australia, all these fucking shit grubby immigrants do it and they get fuckloads of benefits.
Even if your living here illegally it is easy as to find cash jobs here where you will make a decent living and can fly under the radar.

Come to Australia and use, www.gumtree.com
From this site you will be able to find everything from a good paying cash in hand job and a self contained unit somewhere where you will have good living conditions.
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>>565404264
maybe he prefers his little shed and the freedom to walk the streets over being arse fucked in a cell and STILL having to smoke cig ends
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OP what state are you in?
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>>565404296
anon i am so sorry you got fucked, my feels go out to you and i sincerely hope you can bounce back and become stronger than ever. gl to you bro
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>>565401703
nah kill the bitch.
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>>565404482

He seems like a smart enough guy to get away with it. It's not rocket science. People who are smart enough to consistently solve murders are also smart enough to not be cops.
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>>565399421
I threw up a little
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No bank account and no paypal.
Do you at least have ID so you could receive a Moneygram?
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>>565404150
Austria has a extradition treaty with the USA

Here are some without one

Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and

Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central

African Republic, Chad, China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial

Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan,

Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands,

Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal,

Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia,

Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu,

Vatican, Vietnam and Yemen.
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>>565403629

That timestamp pic could have easily been taken seperately from the rest. If anything we would want the timestamp to be in a picture of the butts or something.
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>>565404313

you're a fucking cunt. all of his money goes to CS, read the thread
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>>565403717
My parents were more or less members of a hyper Christian cult. They believed that association with people not of the "faith" was dangerous to my well being, and as a result home schooled me. My education was to "study the bible daily" I had very few friends, and can count the social events of my pre teen years on my hands. it was abusive, and it was shitty.
>>565403751
I don't have an address here, but i often get mail at the gas station near my house.
>>565403760
>>565403841
FL
>>565403846
You know, I still don't believe the deep web exists, I just assume its a long con troll.
>>565404002
If I could get a passport and air fair I would in a heart beat.
>>565404057
why is it that all of you blame the woman? Yeah, shes a cunt, she is a huge problem in my life, but you cannot run from problems like this.

I am not in the habit of blaming fish for swimming, birds for flying, and women for being manipulative whores, tis the nature of life.
>>565404264
because, believe it or not, she is a good mother.
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>>565404296
A lawyer will tell you to file for bankruptcy. The judges decision will be the main factor in your payments, but if you have something documented that shows how broke you are, like having to file, it may sway the opinion. That and it gets rid of your debts, if you have any.
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go to mexico and join a cartel
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>>565404307
You're right. Don't get fuckin' married.

OP, do you write? Like, creatively, I mean? Because it seems like you'd have alot of interesting stories and experiences to relate if you did decide to write.

I mean, writing a novel is a big pain in the ass, but you could submit via the net to alot of publishers. You might hit it big. Of course, the bastards would still take alot of your income.

Fuck man, that is the shittiest situation I've ever heard of. The whole fucking system is FUBAR.
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>>565404634
the first person they question is the ex partner
also maybe he isnt inclined to take the life of his children, sometimes you can hate a bitch but when you have kids you take into account their feelings over your own (if you are any sort of father),
OP is nothing more than another example of the male privilege feminazis seem to think is better than what they get in life.
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>>565404784
The timestamp paper is in the background of another picture with the Dune Cig, you complete fucking retard.
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>>565399523
It's a good read for fucks sake. Highly recommend it.
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>>565401471

>As far as my "experience" goes, they are taking 100% of my income, which still doesn't cover the full monthly amount, and as punishment they took my drivers license. My ex doesn't work btw, so i have to pay extra.
>Again, I don't have money for food, it's a luck thing. The circle K near my house lets me have the stuff they throw away, and free polar pops. Between that and my free slice of pizza every other day, that's about it.

That just can't be right. You must be doing something wrong there. Isn't there some welfare agency, or help organization you can turn to? I know 'murrica is an unsiocial country but what you describe is just over the top.
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>>565404709
Most of these Countries are poor
>kekd at niger
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>>565404839
>deepweb is a long troll

its really not. freeweb and TOR are the two most popular. just google .onion sites bro. not even fucking around when i was broke as fuck i got hours of enjoyment just flipping through that shit.
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>>565404839
Then do her kids ever ask why dad is living in a shed and can barely afford the air he breathes? Andy does she tell them it's because of her?
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>>565404890
except for child support and student loans.
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you can totally run from your problems!
Thinking you can't is just Jesus talking :P
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Is there someone in america who cannot help this poor anon out like fuck, for a dude that was force fed the bible for breakfast you turned out alright bro, you stayed resilient from the brainwashing at least.

If it helps I think your a top bloke op
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>>565404814
i did read the thread. read my fucking post and get cancer. sympathizing pussy. OP is a fucking dead beat loser playing the humble, "its a shitty life but its my life" bullshit persona. He needs to just kill himself already before a diet of strictly turnips, potatoes, and frozen sugar does.
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>>565399421
>>565399239
>>565399523
>>565399708

obvious troll, good one though
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>>565404296
There's always talking to the ex as well. If you're dead, child support stops. If she renegotiates to give you a living wage, she can mooch off you for years to come.
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>>565404784
please see >>565400774
>>565404335
Honestly it's a little less then 100% it allows me bus fair, and a box of ramen, and because the pay scale is based off my old income.
>>565404672
Don't worry, I do too.
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>>565405189
Heaven has a point
What if OP would fake his Kill and move somewhere?
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>>565402074
Thats a lie.
Im 21, imagine my mother dont want to handle me anymore - and kicks me out of house, i wont get 1 penny.
She have to pay my food, cloth, flat etc. until im 25.
But she cant, so i have to starve.
Germany isnt the paradise, except your a neger-imigrant coming from afrika.

>mfw i was at the "Arbeitsagentur" for asking for money, and they tell me this.

Sorry for bad english, its not my day.
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>>565399239

First off... America is so fucked up. Things are really designed to drag you down.

I feel for you OP. This sort of shit can't happen in OZ (yet).

You make me appreciate my life. I get paid 6 figures and took a nap at work this afternoon. And to think I was complaining to my colleague how much things sucked.
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>>565405178

fuck off dude, if shitting on a guy in this type of positions gets your rocks off you're more fucked than he is.
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>>565405225
Stop paying the child support. Open a new bank account if you can, get your wages payed in there. If you're homeless or living in a shed save up the money to emigrate, or go live in Mexico or Canada illegally.

I really feel for you, anything is better than this.
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>>565405225
can you give us your email?
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Move to MN bro. I've got a decent house with nothing in it. Might as well have another anon who has fallen on hard times. I'm 100% serious. There is tons of factory work here as well with decent pay and benefits as well!
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>>565404989
it doesnt happen, they have a % taken from their income and a minimum living expenses which can't be deducted in any way for any purpose.
OP is waiting for paypal suckers
/thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>565405225

>because the pay scale is based off my old income.

Then can't you have it adjusted to you new income?
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>>565405332
Dat ID
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>>565405225
can you somehow "proof" you have german ancestors?
would be quite easy to get to germany then
i know russians who did it that way
the german state probably would lend you the money for a planeticket
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>>565399239
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>>565401471
This sort of makes me glad that I'll never get married
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>>565405178
You're looking at a screen. You aren't actually present with him to know exactly what's going on, so don't start barking shit like you know the situation and what he's done/hasn't done.
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>>565404839
>because, believe it or not, she is a good mother.
>believe it or not

I don't believe it for a second bro, sorry. She sounds like a horrible person and by extension a horrible influence on your child. For Christ's sake show the pictures you showed us to a judge at the very least. Show them to every lawyer you can find, one of them is bound to take pity and do your case pro bono eventually. Don't give up. There is a very obvious injustice in what is happening to you and you can make the court see that if you keep trying.
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>>565405159
Well yeah, but I was talking about shit like car payments, credit cards, other loans etc. Student loans can be deferred indefinitely when you are poor. You just have to know how to game the system. I'm surprised OP doesn't just represent himself and bring proof that he's starving to death and ask for lower payments based on current income.
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>>565399421
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>>565405482
prove goddamnit
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>>565404890
I have zero debt, the only thing I owe is CS.
>>565404976
one of my fave books of all time actually, I feel like the dude from red dragon, consuming the things i love.
>>565404989
I of course am pursuing all options available to me, but it takes time for the wheels of bureaucracy to turn, and in the interim i am living in a shed.
>>565405143
When I see my daughter, I take her to the park. I would never put my child in a situation where she may feel she is the cause for my suffering. I had to grow up with that, I wont do it to her.
>>565405169
Thanks aussie
>>565405178
Thanks /b/ro it's good to see there is still some edge left.
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>>565405363
you are so fucking gay for him you should just make a suicide pact that involves choking to death on each others cocks. if you feel so bad for him, why don't you send him some money or food or some kind of care package? i bet you wont.
>inb4 im poorfag too
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>>565405445
>paypal
>no paypal
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>>565405431
LISTEN TO THIS ANON DO IT, you are a saint anon
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>>565405614

why are you bringing up gay and cocks? is it your repressed homosexuality that makes you such an angry shit?
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You should murder your ex wife
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>>565399523
inhaling all that ink smoke though
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>>565405610
Your grammar and spelling are good, why not write a book?
Or start a gofundme type page... rather see you getting money than that filthy jew feminist bitch Alicia whatsherface.
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>>565404296
I kinda stopped feeling for you when I read "Punk".

Anyway I must admit, you are the poorest guy I've ever seen on this board and I hope you can make it one day.
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>>565405563
This.
Just do this. At least do this of all things.
Maybe it'll evolve into some giant legal feat that results in the child support system being completely rebuilt or some shit.
That would make for a good movie, right?
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>>565405735
nice comeback. go watch your cartoons timmy. its over.
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>>565405614
check out the edginess of this dude.
OP has already stated that he has no paypal or bank account asshole or I would of donated a few dollars to the cause already.
Shit someone atleast buy this guy a packet of smokes
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>>565405468
yes he fucking can
this shit is fictional
OP is a nigger
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>>565401897
Lorin?
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>>565399239
i'v been doing this for years ever since the smoking ban in bars. We call is sniping, because you have to be sneaky as to not get cought. One time a old man seen me and he said "" that's the smartest thing I seen in awhile.

Pro tip: in the winter the trays are full of half sigs

Also I don't bother rerolling I just cut half the filter off
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>>565399421
You live in NYC op, the prices of cigs there can slightly justify you strange behavior
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>>565405320

>But she cant, so i have to starve.

No you don't idiot. If you mom can't or wont pay the state has to pay you ALG II and will later demand it back from your mom.
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>>565405320
Every non working German inhabitant has the right to get ALG2. (I study Politics and Economics so you can trust this claim). Better word for ALG2 = Grundsicherung für erwerbslose.
I think you have to get ur mom in court and process against her. If it turns out she aint got money for you (which I doubt cause at least Kindergeld should work till 25, sure there are exceptions though which again push your ALG2 income) then the Arbeitsargentur will pay you.

Same shit for students who cant receive Bafoeg cause their parents earn too much. Process vs. them, win -> get money and fuck up ur child-parent relation lel

So get a new Fallmanager or actually listen to your current one.
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>>565405413
[email protected]

>>565404989
Oh i did do something wrong, I was homeless and didnt get any of the CS paperwork till it already took effect, and it's been 6 months of trying to convince them I no longer have fat stacks of cash.
>>565405445
I already turned down paypal offers, I would except food or smokes if someone offered, but thats not exactly a jew move.
>>565405468
trying too obviously.
>>565405482
is that a fact? Hmm, i have a bit of German on my grandfathers side.
>>565405563
>implying I want to rasie the child.
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>>565405610
Well then does your wife at least know everything you told us here? I'm sure anyone who's a good mother could show some empathy given the way she fucked you sideways.
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>>565405846

its alright anon, you'll work through your issues eventually. or be the an hero you so desperately want to see.
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>>565400774
> company policy is to allow 1 free slice per shift, that has been the best thing to happen to me in ages.

ahr shit you got me. But I guess you don't beg for money here.
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OP, what would happen if you stopped working and wouldn't pay? Serious question, don't know american laws, polfag here.

Pic semi-related
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>>565404989
Roofing fag here. I filed for unemployment during this years shit winter in Chicago. They gave me the run around for a month and then stop answering my calls, emails, etc.
I never saw a dime of unemployment. They still owe me over $800 for the time I was off. Almost lost of house because of it (renting with fiancé here while also going to uni). These people don't give a fuck about you or your needs. America is shit.
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>>565402210
>Floridian
You anywhere near Tampa bro?
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>>565405610
Come to Germany
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>>565406064
thats not the same ID as OP ...
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>>565406250
not using the 4chan extension how much of a faggot are you? it is OPs ID
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>>565406250
Yes it is?
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>>565406250
Quietly return to the trap thread you started.
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>>565406162
You go to jail.
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Ive been living overseas teaching english for the past 14 years. There are a lot of korean chinese and taiwan jobs that will send you a plane ticket. Some countries have stricter standards, but dude borrow and beg so you can get a passport, u got a computer so u can fake doxs, trust me most foreign immigration departments dont bother checking when your school applies for your work visa, and start applying for everything at eslcafe.com
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>>565405482
These are the so called "Rückwanderer". These are Germans which went to Russland. Those people and their relatives have the right to return back to germany even though they are russians.

I don't think this will help op
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>>565399421
I used to do the same thing op.
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>>565399771

A straight gives you one smoke, but you can use the tobacco to roll three.
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>>565406365
Isn't that better than OP's current situation?
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>>565405563
Yo yo yo wait a second. His ex is a bitch. No doubt. But she can be a good mother.

Take this;
My girlfriend is a very good mother, caring, loving and would always put our child above anything.
She is not such a good gf though. Doesnt care about my needs, dont fuck me etc.

So it is possible.
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>>565405614
I'm only gay for you.
>>565405812
I actually do quite a bit of writing, not sure how to go about getting something published, or if anyone would want to read the bizarre musings.
>>565405973
Oh you don't need to tell me that protip, I already know about the wintertime half smokes.
>>565405431
Well arn't you the good Samaritan.
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>>565406365
At least he'll have a proper toilet and regular meals.... Unless they throw you in the worst shithole he should be able to get a "job" in there so he can buy cigs.
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>>565406365
Fucking murrica
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>>565406064
also in germany it is forbidden by law to be "mittelstandslos", which means you always get the minimum of cash to have a small flat and something to eat. it doesnt matter how much debt you got
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>>565406513
fake a passport
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How is it possible for them to take 100% of your income?

I't dosen't make any sense, they HAVE to leave you with something to live.

Otherwise it defies all logic.
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to OP AND WHOEVER CONCERNS.

READ "PSYCHOCYBERTICS" by Maxwell Maltz. Pretty easy to find it free .

To me it worked wonders! Hope you the best for your life OP! Dont give up!
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>>565406473
For the time being, yes. But if you have that on your files then that pretty much eliminates your chances of being hired at most places. It'll be shittier in the long run.
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Op, are you doing this to convince yourself your life sucks so you can kill yourself?

Please don't, I love you op.
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>>565399629
Not that expensive my ass fgt
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>>565406162
Jail time boyahh.
>>565406186
bout an hour.
>>565406212
Serious question, how hard is it to find work not speaking German?
More importantly, would it effect my ability to get laid? Cause I as much as I would like the local women to see me as the exotic, I am american, so I doubt I would be seen as anything other then every stereotype.
>>565406473
Honestly? Yes I think it would be, 3 meals, and AC. But I am just too stuborn to wind up in jail simply because I "Gave up"
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>>565406816
Canadabro?
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>>565405002
Guy has a chance moving to United Arab Emirates and getting to Dubai, it he gets into Dubai thereis a lot of work oppertunities and Western style civilization... its worth a shot
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>>565406857
german girls fall easy for foreigners. and as long as you speak english you could have good chances to get a job
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>>565406675
His child support bill was based off the previous job he had, which paid much more, but now he's working 2 shit jobs that only pay a fraction of that. His child support bill is still being based off his other job, so it's now charging the same amount of money but he isn't even making enough to pay it. Therefore, 100% of his income goes to CS.
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>>565402315
Oh boy, you still haven't heard? Judges can and will throw the prenups out the window if they want.
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>>565406521
I'd rather have to wash out the taste of shitty cigs with water, then have to wash out the taste of shitty cock with cigs.
>>565406610
Wow, that's really interesting actually, I love that you have a word for that.
>>565406628
yeah ok
>>565406807
Oh I'm not going to kill myself, I am actually doing this because I never talk about myself in person. I feel complaining is a sign of weakness. but thanks to the powers of the internet I can share the hilarity of my pathetic situation with people who will both show sympathy, and call me a faggot.

I think that balances it self out.
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>>565406628
Are you fucking retarded? you get fake passports for non serious things like DMV visits or getting into places, you can't travel with them unless there connected to a matching number in the databases + holyfuck have you been to an airport latley, you'd get bumraped and called a terrorist just for having a fake passport
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>>565406857

Just don't give up. As you can see there are quite a few people who have compassion for you. I wish you more luck for the future. Have a piggy.
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>>565406857
finding work if you speak good english is not as hard as it seems.
Also learning german isn't that hard if you speak with people

and if you don't tell women you are from America nobody will know
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Is there a way to even get safely married nowadays? I understand prenups don't work, what can one do to defend his fortune?
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>>565406513
When you reach a certain point in your life, like I am sure you've experienced several times, you reach a plateou when you just don't care. So if inviting a homeless guy to your house would help someone in need, that's what I'd offer. I was being dead serious. What's keeping you in FL? Cigarette butts?

Best of luck to you bro
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>>565406857
Only person I know in FLA lives 6 hours away. Does the gas station have a Moneygram or something similar? I know you said you didn't want money, but fuck, at least let some us send a couple bones for smokes and food.
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>>565407115
OP please tell me there's a way to send you cash, dude.
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>>565403841
Michigan fag, where you at?
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>>565406857
Germans are friendly to foreigners from western countries.So dont worry that much if you will get pussy or not. This, btw, should be your least motive.

You might work at lowpay/"background" jobs, we got plenty of those jobs filled with arabs/slavs who are almost not understandable. Universities here are open minded as fuck. Such a "pseudo peace we are all friends hihihi" atmosphere. You might find work here.
When u come here and receive government money for living you will be taken into an interview to find out about ur strengths/weaknesses and possible jobs to work in.

captcha; du lovingi
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Man, I know what ever I say wont help or matter in any sort of way ever
but please be well and good luck to you
i feel like shit due to this, you seem like a really nice guy and to be in this situation over nothing is horseshit
I hope balance will find you and atleast some good will come to you /b/ro
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>>565399708
dude ruthless, what do you eat?
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>>565407115
see you in berlin, /b/ro
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>>565406857

But this wouldn't be giving up. Suicide would be giving up. This would be making a choice. A good choice.
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>>565406212

Isn't Germany cracking down on foreigners wanting to move there? Is it hard to get citizenship there?

Sincerely, Ausfag
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Maybe you should go to some news station or a newspaper. People will hear about your situation and hopefully it might change.
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>>565407247
Come on OP. We gotta know.
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>>565407415
coz Germans are known to be friendly to their neighbors ...................
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>>565407339
This.
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>>565407171
>Passport name "Muhammad Akbar Terry"
>>565407187
Oh, thanks for the pig!
>>565407198
hmm, I am now seriously considering this.
>>565407209
Yeah, actually love each other.
>>565407218
I'm really not sure, perhaps its ennui, perhaps it's the inability to move, like a ghost chained to a location till his soul is put to rest. My only problem would be getting there.
>>565407247
I honestly don't know, i could check. One sec.

Would you guys keep this thread going for just a min, I wana go take a picture of the abandoned toilet i use, you guys will get a kick out of this.
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>>565407415
Germany actually sounds pretty fucking awesome.

My great grandmother migrated from Germany. Maybe I should return to the Vaterland.
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>>565399523
>>565399421

shit,and i thought i was poor
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We should donate to OP to help him either get legal help or a passport!
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>>565399239
Reading all this almost brought me to tears
I never usually cry because of things like this but your situation is just unfair and I know I can't really help you in any way but I just want you to know that there are people who care and that should make up for a lot of stuff that's going through your head
Don't give up and I want the best of luck to you in your life, you deserve it more than any of us fags here
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>>565406628
yeah just print one out
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>>565407671
>I wana go take a picture of the abandoned toilet i use
oh god
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>>565407671
bump
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>>565406493

Are you me?
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>>565406039
>>565406058

Kurz auf Deutsch:

Ich war vor 2 Stunden beim Arbeitsamt.
Meine Mutter verdient ein wenig mehr, als das ich noch Kindergeld/ALG2 bekommen könnte.
Jedoch nicht genug, um mir irgendetwas zu zahlen.
Wir haben kaum Geld im Monat über, wohnen im Schwarzwald ist teuer - umziehen kommt nicht in frage - kein Auto/Führerschein.

Ich fragte ihn genau wo die Probleme sind.

Stellt euch vor meine Mutter wirft mich raus - sie müsste daher für mich zahlen - geht aber nicht.

Dem typ beim Arbeitsamt sagte ich:"Ich fliege demnächst raus, was für eine Wohnung könnte ich mir suchen (Preis/qm) er sagte er zahlt mir nichts.

Daher - er hätte mir sagen müssen das sie mir geld geben - das meine mutter wieder zurückzahlt.

Wer lügt?

btw: Seine eigene Mutter verklagen - gehts noch? Wenn man soweit gehen muss, das sieht man doch den Fehler im System.
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make a new thread soon, OP!
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actually many people from all over the world come to germany to start a new life because of the government support. hell, the only problem is how to get there. try an embassy or something similiar, or the internetz

>>565407949
du kannst dir wohl denken, wer lügt, oder? AA lügt grundsätzlich. rechtsschutzversicherung holen und klagen, wenn du nicht weiter weißt. es lohnt sich!
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I'd buy you cigarettes OP.
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>>565407415
i think getting a job won't be that hard
But getting into Germany isn't that easy
Also you need a passport and birth certification and shit


>>565407551
yes
But most of them are sand niggers.
For an American citizen its much easier to get in here
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Man, this world is fucked up. It disheartens me that there is not much I can do for you OP, but if its of any comfort I will dedicate a cone for you next time I get high. I hope you pull through OP, you are a good person.
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>>565407671
aye, sir.
Let's keep the feel wheels turning in the meantime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
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>>565399239
Are the original one or are you copypasta? I hope you are the original one
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>>565399239
>>565399421
>>565399523
>>565399708
>>565399958
God dammit, Ricky
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You got to prove income, a reason to return to your home country, to get an EU travel visa, and as far as one year ago goes, getting an EU work visa is damn near impossible these days. Asia or arabstan countries however are easy to get work visas.
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>>565408241
Nigga, did you even read the thread?
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bump for ops toilet
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>>565407247
Yes circle K offers moneygrams. The one by my house is 7440

>>565407415
Here in the good ol USA we pay our mexicans 4$ an hour to do the hardest jobs possible, its nice to know you treat your immigrants much better.
>>565407423
I have my own zen, it keeps me going, any day above ground, is a good day.
>>565407561
Of all the people I have ever told my story too, /b/ has been the most kind, which scares me honestly.

Check it! I found this old toilet in the woods, it's full of shit, there is even an old dathvader voice changer in here.
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>>565408241
check his posts, he contributed timestamp
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>>565408446
oh my god, I actually let out a sad chuckle
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>>565408446
MAKE A NEW THREAD, OP!
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>>565408446
Holy shit dude.

Good luck from Australia. God i'm glad that my government won't cast me out.
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>>565407949
Jo, dass niemand gern seine Eltern verklagt ist verstaendlich.
Du hast aber das "verfassungsmaessige Recht" auf ALG2. Wenn es da Einzelfaelle fuer Jugendliche unter 25 gibt kann ich speziell dazu nix sagen. Aber der Fallmanager kann sich dem nicht verwehren! Sag halt ihr habt Stress und kommt nicht klar miteinander. Huebsch das auf und schon haste dein ALG2 Regelsatz.

Kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass deine Mama was zurueckzahlen muss.

Verstehe gerade dein Problem nicht. Willst du ALG2 als Taschengeld? Oder willst du ausziehen und dir wird ALG2 vorenthalten?

Dein deutsch ist gar beschissen.
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You seem pretty awesome. Good luck.
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>>565408595
I will once it 404's
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>>565408663
do it now, link it in this thread
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fucking OP I live in Finland where this shit would never happen.

you'd be welcome to eat and drink and stay at my place if I were any closer to you

now I can only wish you the very best /b/ro I hope it helps even a bit
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>>565408663
I'd buy you a pack in heatbeat. You're just lucky that tobacco is cheap and plentiful in the good old USA, it's like $12 pack for shit smokes here so no one smokes.
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>>565408663
you have any graduation?
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oh god I hate how the treat human dignity in the USA. just for money... a shame for such a great country.
I also think becoming a criminal is the only way. Otherwise you will have to die.

The whole thing rots from the inside and has to go down. I have ancestors in Europe and they always complain about having to pay taxes for people who have problems in life but they would never object to it. It has to be something every single one is proud of. Call it christian or bhuddistian or whatever. It's not about religion or justice, it's about a certain way of life, of being on this planet and of preserving peace.

So as long as you can endure it, ok. But your situation seems to be a good starting point for legit violence. As long as it's for food, warmth and survival. I'm not talking about your drug addiciton. If you can't manage to change the place you are staying you will have nothing but death. The death of an animal
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OPs name please
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>>565399239
Dude. If you aren't fucking insane, and we get along decently, I'll buy you a bus ticket to Wisconsin and you can live in my extra bedroom or basement. We have openings right now and I'm sure i could get you in there somewhere.
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>>565409053
>>565409053
>>565409053
New thread.

>>565409034
Op's name is Ian
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>>565408446
I love you bro. I would like to be your friend, buy you cigarettes, weed and food.
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hey op you ever look into trolling craigslist for some under the table shit? i have a small edge on a lot of people because i weld and work on cars as a hobby but i've made a lot of money when i really needed it just trolling around looking for people looking to have shit done. without a car i don't know what to tell you but maybe you could figure something out.
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>>565402210
Kill that whore and take her to hell with you next time you try, at any rate the child is better off with other family than with that woman
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>>565409069
you > god
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