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ITT: 10/10 greentexts

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: 10/10 greentexts
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dumping
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>>565142715
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>>565142831
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>>565142963
this isn't really greentext but it was some gold from last night.
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>>565143107
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>>565143578
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>>565143796
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8/10
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>>565143528
Fucking classic
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>>565144072
anyone lurking?
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>>565144086
True classic
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>>565144225
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Classic
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>>565144283
fucking great.
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>>565144661
>poop bandit

fucking classic
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Not greentext but still legendary
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Would Fap again/10
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You knew it was coming. Post them tard stories
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>>565146139
i gotchu
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Neal time
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>>565146861
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>>565142715
>asscatraz
Fucking lel'd
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>>565146998
josh
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>>565143382

that was fucking gold
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>>565147651
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>>565147862
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>>565146998
this is a favorite of mine
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I'm all out /b/ros. What else has everyone got? Also, any lurkers?
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>>565149840

lurking here
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Remington
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>>565150092
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>>565150179
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>>565150269
last one
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>>565150008
>>565150092
>>565150179
>>565150269
oh shit nigger it's motherfucking remington
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>>565150375
That thread was pure gold
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>>565144225
Yes
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>>565142715
i'm in fucking tears. 11/10
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Hope you niggers are ready cause it's time for fukken edgardo
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>>565144083
Holy fuck that is awesome.
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bamp, lurking
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Will also bamp.
Will also dig through and see if I have anything not posted.
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>>565144837
oh my god this one is excellent. "one night things get particularly saucy"
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>>565154126
Commence submission
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>>565151743
that is the best fucking thing ive ever read
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im a little sad there hasn't been anyone posting the story of neal
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>>565156191
It was already posted. Ctrl+f Neal
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>>565156191
haiphil
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>>565156507
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>>565141914
that's a pretty shitty and obviously bullshit story
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>>565156934
It's not always about being real.
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>>565141914
lel
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>>565151743
Holy shit this is the greatest thing i have ever read, in my entire life. like holy shit.
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>>565157260
Who would pass that shit up?
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>>565156760

hay pil!
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>>565158471
Them, apparently.
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fucking neal
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>>565156191
>>565146945
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>>565158367
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10/10
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>>565159728

aw yeah
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>>565144661
11/10 needed the fucking tank from laughing so hard, any moar threads of the poop bandit?
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Hey, someone post the one about the guy who took a football-size revenge-shit in his ex-roommate's appartment
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I want moaur
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poop bandit bitches
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this shit is gold, keep it going!
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>>565160426
I remember that thread. Back when /b/ wasn't ridden with cancer
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>>565144283
>I autochain a sick 45 hit combo
>mfw
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>>565162692
wonderful
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>>565151743

I went on a journey tonight.

thank you.
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>>565164371
It's one of my favorites
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>>565161840
Where is the rest
WHERE IS IT FUGGUT ??!!?!
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LURKAN
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>>565143382
that's a cute story but you don't just get to introduce "new" evidence at the very end of a trial.
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>>565167046
tagged the wrong post
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/r/ing the one about the guy with HIV that gets bitten by a kid

Whoops. Spoiler altert.
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>>565167158
I sure did, meant
>>565143528
not sure how that happened
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>>565167241
Guise pls

I need it
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here you go

>>565167241
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best story ever told, absolutely a must-read or else you love gay nigger dick
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anyone got any of The Rider greentexts? Especially the one where it was like
>i pull out my uncircumsized dick and proceed to sex
>sex so good because uncircumsized
Yeah that was really bad but i'd love to fucking read that again
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>>565147862
Just a little more detail on that:
>his family kept posting pictures of his brain dead kid over twitter and how "mighty" his poop was
>/mlp/ hacked the twitter and posted some stuff
>lots of hang in there pictures were sent and made for him
>bitch got over 20k from the brony neckbeard wallets.
>made her mother cry and post a video on facebook about it
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>>565141914
God loves you, OP
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>>565145737
This is fucking gold, m8.
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>>565151743
What a god damn waste of time holy fuck I thought it would actually get interesting
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>>565168595
fuck there was somebody else before me

not really 10/10 but made me giggle
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>>565168045

Ahh, there we go. This is by far my favorite.
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>>565168591
*what made her cry was not the money, it was a photoshop of the little shit hanging from a rope
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>>565145737
fucking #rekt
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>>565169551
>edgardo
>waste of time

U wot?
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>>565144494
>that did make me go lol
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I wanted this to be a new thread but as I'm on an iPad I can't select a file for an image and as such cannot make a thread, this is the story I was told by a bro at school, don't know if true, hilarious all the same.

>be me age 13
>disliked by many students apart from a few, the nerds and socially inept
>one such nerd was named jake, he was one of the cool people but was a nerd like me
>find out he likes anime and we start to discuss fight scenes and the like
>out of nowhere he tells me about this fat kid in his old school in America
>let's call him kreiger
>kreiger likes tentacle porn, not even normal tentacles, like ones as big as a bulls thigh
>jake had to sit next to him in class in the computer room because of asshole teacher
>computer room has projector and is linked to ALL computers in the room
>supposed to make presenting slide shows simpler
>one day kreiger bypasses the Internet security and starts to watch his filthymcnasty tentacle rape
>jake is silent as this horrifying scene goes on, teacher doesn't even notice
>after class jake doesn't go to teacher, he has a better idea
>lets kreiger continue his hentai escapade, lulling him into false security for what he is doing
>so much so that kreiger one day whips out his dick and starts to jack it
>jake realises that the opportunity is soon to be upon him
>but not yet
>kreiger continues to tug for about two weeks every three days
>then one day the have double computer studies, one before lunch, one after
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>>565151743
Holy fucking goddamn shitballs. My sides, they're gone
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>jake pretends to drop his open bag spilling shit everywhere
>he stays slowly picking his shit up until the room is empty
>jake goes over to the monitor at teachers desk
>sets it up so kreigers computer is now linked to projector
>sets teachers home screen to hide what he's done but still keep the link
>takes projector remote to test theory, success
>goes for lunch
>when they all come back as predicted kreiger starts to tug after about ten minutes
>jake cannot contain his excitement anymore
>he presses the on switch on projector remote
>kreiger has headphones in as he's watching his rape so doesn't hear the hentai flowing through the speakers
>he continues to tug
>the whole class is speechless
>teachers jaw hits floor and he is frozen in time
>one girl sees kreiger and screams out
>OMG IT'S KREIGERS!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
>everyone turns and looks at the still mastubating kreiger
>he still doesn't notice for five minutes
>everyone is too shocked to stop him
>one boy throws a pen at him and is pointing to the screen at the front before it hits
>kreiger looks up in anger at having his forcey fun time show interrupted
>sees pointing finger
>looks
>screams the song of the unholy banshee just as he cums
>runs out of the class dick still in hand
>jakes sides are in orbit
>no one sees kreiger for weeks
>upon his return everyone knows
>from that day till graduation he was known as cumputor
TLDR:guy jacking to hentai in class caught on projector for whole class to see.
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>>565144743
Just read this whole thing. As an IT this is the funniest one here
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>>565151743
God damn, that forced me to save. Holy shit.
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>>565169551
Xer0 confirmed, get the hell out
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I like this one a lot
1/7
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>>565173572
2/7
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>>565173650
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>>565173732
4/7
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>>565173830
5/7
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>>565173918
6/7
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>>565174002
7/7
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>>565174079
Hearthwarming story anon.
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>>565175441
>hearthwarming
You're supposed to read it, not throw in the fireplace. Your internetter is probably fucked now dude.
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bumpin
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>>565174079
awwwww.
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>>565174079
Jesus Christ them feels, wish I could get more like, info on them, it's one of those stories where you're sad and upset because you'll probably never hear from them again.
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>>565175964
You should /r/ the one about Claptonfag and BlindGirl or the other one about the homeless girl
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>>565141914

I cried laughing at this one
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>>565175787
you just fucking killed me, everyone else in the house woke up..
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>>565175964
I was in the thread with the OP, he said that they'd been engaged for 3 months when he typed the story
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this thread
>>565169594
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>>565177729
Fuck i want more mannnn, interesting as shit
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>>565144837
lmaoooooo
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>>565177729
When was the thread made? Recently or?
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>>565178516
Very recent, 2 days ago
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>>565144225
kekekkekekekeekkeekekkk
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>>565159080
Fuckin Fats McGee and The Retard Three!
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