What is this?

Darude-Sandstorm

Darude-Sandstorm

>>564659360
Well i would say it is some italian food, carbs mostly. The topping is made of some kind of some kind of dairy product. Why do you ask, good sir?

Darude-Sandstorm

Darude-Sandstorm

I am actually eating a cheese onion pizza right now.

In b4 fatty I am in good shape.

Darude-Sandstorm

Robert Paulson

>>564659360
pasta carbonara

>>564659360
david davidson

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>>564659360
BAN!!!!

MODS??????

Discus Margerita

>What is this?

THIS IS SPARTA

Cheese Pizza? I love them!

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>>564659360

>>564659783
You are the only one. Well done you figured out the riddle. Would you like your special snowflake award now or should i post it to PO Box anonisafaggot
>>564659783

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hi guys

da da dada da da dada da da dadah-da-dada

>>564659360
Its really gay cheese on toast

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>>564659937

No, this is Patrick.

>>564660171
why hello there

>>564659360
Digiorno's nigga damn

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=candydoll&qpvt=candydoll&FORM=IGRE

have fun

It's pizza with cheese on it, but people from multiple communities based on the internet use that term to disguise what they really want, child pornography. Because both of these share the same initials, "C.P.", they can relate them to each other and sometimes get what they want without directly asking for it. This can, though not always, help them circumvent being banned for their request and at least try to get some of their desired material before the staff of the community realizes what's happening.

Another reason people post this particular picture and ask what the picture contains, is because they feel they are being humorous. Because of what the symbol that I described above entails, there's still no way to determine if the poster is really asking for illegal photographs of children. This way, other people can step in and say it's something else other than that.

In a nut shell, it really is nothing more than a picture of pizza with cheese on it that has another meaning.

>>564660459
edgy fuck.
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air Force, called MI-6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called the NYPD, called Obama, called Romney, called George W. Bush, called the Queen, called François Hollande, called Nicolas Sarkozy, called Putin, called David Cameron, called Marine lePen, called every governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill as well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called the US Army, called the British Army in every era, called every phone sex line, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my state senators, called every Republican in the US, called every Democrat in the US, called every Libertarian in the US, called every Green in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scott Pelley, called Jon Stewart, called Stephen Colbert, called half of all Mexican drug cartels, called Nintendo, called SEGA, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every Freemason, called Bilderberg Group, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>564660728
copy pasterino heimerino i have a dreamo al pacino with steve o' quentin tarantino for the pino in the mimo

>>564660171
How do I decrypt this shit?

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>>564660728
people can bing' (like google) everything they want

What the fuck is this shit? This thread is full of pathetic losers subvertly requesting illegal media just because it's against the rules and not for its erotic nature. The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they ...are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

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pls /b/

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>>564661058
nice, you hit the faggotry just right

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>>564660896

>>564660728
Japan Maritime Defense force i lost it.

they will handle it.

I have morning wood to cure.

CAME FOR CHEESE PIZZA WHERE IS IT?

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PLS /b/ MODS ARE KILL

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bump

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>>564660896
gr8

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>>564660995
what do i google to get naked children

Darude-Sandstorm

>>564661745
diaper rash

>>564661874
ew

>>564661745
naked children

as my company continues to do well, I have an increasingly strong desire to have children servents

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>>564661874

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Mmmmm... look at that sexy curve!

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mfw

>>564663215
How to get arrested 101

>>564663215
Try pure naturalism

>>564659494
>>564659617
>>564659687
>>564659706
>>564659727
>>564659735
>>564660439
>>564660896
>>564661847
>>564662668
>>564663290
Darude-Sandstorm

>>564663339
>zenmate
I am totally secure anon

in all seriousness you cant get arrested for looking at google, I was laughing my ass off at those related searches

that many people searched

>girls without underwear
on google in hopes of cp

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>>564663215
>2014
>using google instead of ping for pr0nz
>mfw

>>564663591
Is diffrence? Explain pls

>>564663728
google is botnet

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>>564663549
ZENMATE AHAHAHA nigger are you fucking kidding me. You think your FREE proxy service is actually hiding your ass? You don't think they pipe that shit directly to the NSA? How the fuck do you think a for-profit company is offering a cost-inducing service to you free? Out of the goodness of their hearts? Nigger pls.

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o

>>564663809

>>564663878
oh god its actual cp

am i gonna get v&

>>564661745
nudist beach

>>564664126
are dey fuckin?

>>564663878
Idiot learn terminology
The difference is barely minimum
Is the number of results which counts.

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>>564663728
Gee I dunno nigger; Can you see a difference?

>>564664213
no but it's a cp site

>>564663549
lrn2 privateinternetaccess

zero logs kept

>>564660896
topkek

>>564664456
no u

Cheese pizza... Why would you ask.

>>564659360
its the finest pizza ever bro

>>564664665
woof woof?

>>564660896
>posting this autistic java game on /b/

>>564663591
>ping

>>564664303
look out of your window.
you're not GOING TO get v&, my friend.
protip: don't leave your house. hire an assistant to get out.
as soon as you leave the house, they'll pick you up for a nice chat.

>>564659360
hmmm im hungry

>>564660664
White knights ruin everything. Fuck you, sir.

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>>564664205

>>564660728
...how much was the phone bill you clever shit?

>>564666117
>implying
this looks like a 4chanclopedia entry

Hmm.. Let me decode this
Cheese Pizza = CP
CP = Child Protection
d is the last letter of child and d is p upside down and reversed
CP = PC
PC = Personal Computer
Comp Uter
Complicated Uterus
Person Al
Cheese Pizza = Person Al's Complicated Uterus.
I figured you out, Al

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>>564664298
>>564663728

>>564666545
saved

>>564660459
>non-nude
>cp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4vkebViKb8

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Whoever said to search 'pure nudism' -- my boner thanks you.

>>564659662
>Things that make you sound like an autistic faggot
>good sir

>>564666948
Thanks to Alex.

>>564661672
Not under aged. They both are in college. As you can see from the woman on the left shirt.

You guys are fucking retarded. they show pics of little kids naked on tv all the time. Naked kids doesnt = cp or most of our picture albums would be cp.

>>564667118
LOL

>>564666948
flagged and removed ;)

>>564664406
Hello Mr Fed

>>564667118
Keks were had. Ty

>>564659360
His name is Robert Paulson

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>>564667249
Get ready to rage.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/21/wyatt-neumann_n_5683243.html

>>564667271
w0t wus it

>>564667512
nerve gas

>>564666545
Guys, we are forgetting something here, ops name is Al!

>>564667512
a naked man

>>564667271
>>564667579
I don't know what it was and I don't care, either, but I imagine you have a pretty sad life when you feel like a hardcore troll just for being a snitch on the internet.

man, that's not even trolling. that's a call for help.

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Hey guys I was thinking of getting this tatoo, what do you think?

>>564659360
This CP is obviously not Di'Giorno

>>564665676
fuck. thought this was love you lose thread. My bad.

>>564668135
I think it's really well done but a stupid thing to get permanently placed on your body.

cp thread on b going to page 10? Nope.

>>564668449
wot wass it??

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kids are fucking annoying.
Does anybody else here hate kids?

Kids are so weak and fragile.

So easy to pin down

mmmmm

>>564670076
Nah, I personally love kids. I tutor regularly, and most of them are pretty cool if you enjoy goofing around.

>>564670076
depends.
at age 11+, they can be quite nice.
you notice they still have to grow up a lot of the time, but you can still have a nice conversation with some of them.

but yeah, every kid below 11 is mostly confusing and/or fucking obnoxious.

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>>564670479
i koll kops

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>>564670274

Poster is so edgy and cool.

So easy to laugh at

heheheheh

does anyone else not talk to kids because you feel it makes you look like a pedo?

>>564670479
enjore yer v8 m&

>>564671626
>>564672092
I tutor under a police organization, Anons. They don't know I'm full-pedo, since I don't make it obvious.

I'll tell ya this though, those kids know a lot more than people give them credit for, and even try to tempt my colleagues and I.

>>564672609
What age are we talking about?

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Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported.

As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content.

These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to 'Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads 'Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted.

We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act.

We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse.

Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!

Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as pedophiles and child molestors!

I might be Heaven, but I'm bringing you Hell

>>564672739
First to sixth grade, so about 5 to 12.

>>564672609
>try to tempt
wait what
are you sure your mind is not just making things up so you'll get yourself to get some tight underage puss?

>>564672929
I started fapping at about age 10 but I don't believe they know about it and want it at 5-6

>>564672927
>These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to 'Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads 'Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted.
TOHOHOHO
oh god I've never read the pasta before
why don't they mention LS magazines and Cat Goddess too?
aww man. this is great.

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>>564673724
posting cg isn't against any rules, is it?

>>564673984
oh, forgive me for not staying as up to date to the billions of underage pornstars as Heaven.

>>564673984
Yeah, I had some gypsy classmate who had been fapping long before. Of course they were older. One guy jerked off in class sitting next to a girl.

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>>564673724
say that to me online, and not my face fucker and see what happens
we are ligun we will protect le children
no forgive
wait for us

>>564674289
it is, got banned for that

>>564673724
thoughtcrime for the win!

>>564674289
you will get banned for posting any famous child star of this sort, clothed or not bruh

>>564674362
looks 18

>>564673268
Nope.

We separate the kids into groups of about three to prevent them from cheating on their homework and whatnot during study sessions. It's not too common, but every so often when I'm assigned to a group within a classroom or something I've had girls who'd like to do things like lift their tops to expose their bellies and sometimes even their chests. I've had one girl who even started rubbing herself under her shirt - it was hot, but I'll be damned if I'm ousted. They don't masturbate or stuff like that, but several girls had that bedroom-eyes look to them while they were doing it, sticking their tongues out and shit.

We tend to keep this stuff a secret between each other, since the officers would suspect us of some deep illegal activity immediately if we said anything, but we conversate about it ever now and then. Some of my colleagues are okay with it, but the majority gets very upset when the topic is brought up.

>>564663445
I did, nothing came up. What was meant to happen?

>>564674452
fun fact+tl;dr:
the crusade on pedos started nearly at the same time as feminism got empowered.
so basically, hating on pedophiles that never did anything wrong (meaning anything beyond thoughtcrimes) is "I need feminism because pedophiles exist."

>>564670076

I'd extend that to everyone below the age of 23.

>>564673626
I started "fapping" in a sense when I was about four. I remember vividly stealing my parents' karma sutra book or however it's spelled, hiding under the bed, and trying to fuck the floor. It's not about wanting it or feeling a need to fuck, Anon.

Most kids are sexually curious from early on simply because it feels good to fuck around with your genitals. they don't want to fuck in the sense that adults do, but still enjoy how it feels. Humans are sexual animals, after all.

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>>564674539
tfw when your country has dynamic ip adresses and banning doesn't do shit

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>>564672927
No, you are not the real Anonymous.

Anonymous isn't the nice man behind the mask who fixes the broken.
Anonymous isn't the protector of the innocent.
Anonymous most certainly isn't a global force for good.

Anonymous is the man who yells at the woman in the wheelchair to hurry the fuck up.
Anonymous is the laughter after a trainwreck.
Anonymous is the fake twitter profile who told you to kill yourself.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Those words once meant something different. They had power, of a sort. Not the type of power your "Fauxnonymous" think you have. It was the power to cause fear, chaos, and most of all, lulz. So fuck you, you stupid whiteknight faggots.

Your new motto:

We are Anonymous.
We are prepubescent.
We have bedtimes.
We do not do well in social situations.
We do not like our parents.
Expect us.

>>564675024
if only I could find her vids

>>564674626
woah dude.

yeah, don't touch em. you know the whole jailbait shit and you don't know where from an why they got that.

I don't think they'd try to turn on an adult for some fun, much rather to get you in trouble for the sake of getting you in trouble. believe me, children fucking love to do that.

>>564674539
all of my wat

>>564674626
what ages r we discussing again?

>>564660171
I can't believe ppl fap to those young girls.

>>564675256
Why who is it?

>>564674959
i bated when i was 9, watched hc porn movies with my cousins.

>>564675256
why? she's ugly and chickens out about penetration but is cool fooling around, she loved that guy.

>>564674362
come at me bro
ill wreck you i swear on my mum
do you even lift bro


>>564675132
I feel this bro.

I'm actually saddened that anonymous as we know it has vanished and imploded.
now there's only autisnymous, believing claiming to be anonymous makes them reach anything without realizing the very first step of being anonymous: anonymous is not an organization. it is not a group. you can not sign up. it is a hivemind, and you are either part of it, or you are not. noone is up to decide that. it's a mindset others recognize and acknowledge.

>>564675842
been looking for her pics forver

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>>564675842
ugly? c'mon

>>564675443
cat goddess

>>564675842
>chickes out about penetration
weird that there's anal vids of her then.
or used to be.
unno.

I have reached my report limit for the day.

>>564675284
As I said previously, I work with the cops, so there's no way in Hell that I'd do anything. Whenever it happens I get tense, yea, but I try to shift their attention back to the work at hand. Making jokes helps distract them as well.

Not all kids do it to get older people in trouble though. Some do, of course, but some do it because it genuinely feels good. To quote one of the kids though, she said she did it because "it makes people act weird".

>>564676106
Good job, Heaven. We can always count on you.

>>564675367
5 - 12, though admittedly, it's almost only the ones that are 7+ that do it. Only had a 6-year-old do something relevant once.

>>564675132
its not white knighting you complete fucking retarded pedoshit
learn the correct term

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>>564675132
He's bonzi buddy.

>>564676689
404

>>564676689
stop whining you slut!

haha thanks for the post!

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Justice is coming.

>>564675586
Family members are the biggest faggots ever - that is, ones of similar age. Most times, from what people have told me, it's a sibling that has introduced someone to porn/sex.

My brothers and I would get together at times and hold a contest to see who could last the longest without popping a boner while watching some VHS porn. Good times, but goddamn.

>>564676689
uh

>>564676689
well, 404

>>564659360
sage

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>>564676689
7 warnings before publishing pictures of your children on the social network

1. Never upload pictures showing your children modelling on anonymous sites as it can be used for arousal and shared sullying your childs identity naked. While taking pictures of babies when they are taking a bath is cute, or even if they are running with their diaper on, we should never do it. There are people with horrible intentions that dedicate their time to collecting pictures of infants with little or no clothing to satisfy their vile intentions. Pornography effects are terrible.

2. Avoid uploading daily images of your young ones. This is dangerous because it makes you vulnerable. You are exposing your family’s safety.

3. If you upload pictures taken in your home to a site on the net, try to avoid taking it in a place where you show expensive items, TV, computers, even the car. The image can be seen by your friend’s contacts (people you haven’t met) and you don’t know if any of them will be interested in your property.

4. When you share family pictures in public places, avoid any place that reveals where you live, such as the street name or the home’s entry.

5. Pay attention to the way you name the pictures. This is the point where you share valuable information. For example, “Here I am getting out of the school ______, I always do it at 2 p.m.”

6. Erase your album pictures after a few days.

7. Do not upload pictures of your babies or children in compromising situations, or with silly poses. It may be common to turn into a shared joke a million times during Internet memes.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.
We are coming for you pedophiles.

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>>564676689
enjoy prison m8

>>564676689 mods pls

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>>564676689

>>564676913
>>564676931
>>564677048
link anyone?

>>564676689
Dude you're fuckin done you god damn idiot. I hope you get v& hard.

>>564676689
I didn't know they made fishnet stockings that little

>>564677174
>Miget porn

>>564676689
I wonder why reverse image search brings up nothing
fuckin useless google

>>564676902
i hated my parent about that more though -_- 15yo and coulndt see naked ladies, they checked on me at night time to see what im watching...

>>564677174
You'd be surprised at what clothing is offered in children's sizes.

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>>564677165
Don't be so fucking dramatic.

Jesus christ, get a load of this pansy

>>564677335
kek

>>564677165
>being this mad over 1 ímage

>>564677142
are you requesting the link or asking if we want it?