Saw another thread like this and when I got this text, I saw

>>564459848
oh and she is my French tutor of about 2 months.

Sure, what do you have in mind?

Can you teach me like your French girls ¿

i hope germany get butthurt again and march right into paris and make france their bitches again

you pussies cant do shit

No.

>>564460374
roll

>>564460256

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1 or 3

>>564460374
rolls

Do you like Five Guys?

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>>564460374
REROLL

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>>564460374
FUCK

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>>564460374
re fucking roll

like they do in titanic

>>564460637
No, I want to BE a French girl I mean

Please lick my nipples while i fuck a cactus.

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>>564460374
last roll before suicide

Wanna go out sometime? You know like,on a date?? :)

>>564461083
shit, that's not retarded

Yes. I need help me the ladies ;)

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>>564461026
Look like we have a winrar

rooll

j'aimerai que tu me suces

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>>564461309
reroll

>>564461309
11 year old french detected

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thanks, you're making this super awkward. Lol. And I actually didn't know about the bf...

3 or 4.

préparer votre anus

What does that have to do with anything

I had no idea. That's too bad though, you're a cutie.

Fist my anus.

>>564461512
he doesn't have to know

This is fake as fuck

>>564461512
I can get rid of him for you ;)

>>564461512
Shhhh, He dosen't have to know ;^)

We can have a ménage a trois

>>564461663
YES.

>>564461663
fun while it lasted at least

>>564461512
>>564461679
reroll

>>564461512
oh sorry, i thought french people were more open. my bad, so we cant have any fun? ;)

>>564461663

poing mon cul

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1 or 9. She seems receptive. Kinda.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>564461663
rere

What if I told you I've always been in love with you? Not just your body, but also your soul. I don't think other guys understand you like I do. IF you'd just give me a chance, I think we could be together forever. Please respond.

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>>564461512

there's a goalkeeper but i'm gonna score anyway

>>564461986
AYY LMAO

what about a friends with benefits sort of deal?

tu es le meilleur professeur de français au monde, tu es trop chaude et j'ai envie de mettre ma grosse queue poilue au fond de ta bouche et de te venir partout sur la figure...

>>564461986
I watch snuff cheese pizza

>>564461995
Shit pasta but rollin anyway

Will you tongue punch my fart box or not you inbred French cunt?

>>564462156
reroll

>>564462156
lold

>>564461986
oops i did it again :x

>>564461663
lmao

>>564461986
I love you OP.

>>564461986
I will murder your bf if you don't go out with me :-)

>>564461953
reroll

Sorry, it's just my autism kicking in.

Wanna fuck?

>>564462156
reroll

I said. Fist my anus.
You are going to have sex with me tomorrow. If you don't agree or tell anyone, it's simple.
I ruin your life. I go to your apartment and fuck you up. Bitch. I'm not joking zoë.

>>564462231
>>564462156
win

I'm not looking for anything serious with you, I'm just fascinated by you. I would love to stick my tongue into one of your sweet, tight holes.

>>564461986
i said, FIST MY ANUS

But you're just so cute. I really like you :^)

>>564462097
yes!! gotcha !

>>564462227
reroll

>>564462156
roll?
also, translation pls?

>>564462404
google translate is a magical thing

I'm sorry I'm being so awkward. Truth is, I really don't know how to talk to girls. Like at all. But I've done a lot of thinking (and writing) and I really believe you and I would be perfect for each other.

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>>564462231
Technically this was the first response.

3 or 6

>>564462404

> best french teacher in the world, youre so hot and i want to stick my big fat hairy cock in your throat and cum all around your face

that's kind of gross

>>564462492
too lazy

>>564462404
You're the best french teacher in the world, you're so hot/horny and i want to deepthroat you with my big hairy dick and cum all over your face

>>564462568
So when can I expect your fist up my ass?

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Will you suck it?

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

>>564462568
You retard, he was rolling for the other one!

>>564462271

re roll.

>>564462568
fag

>>564462568
I want to know how to say "fist my anus" in French. Did you think I meant it literally?

>>564462496
>5
roll

Look, I'm into you. In a big, big way. I just want to see you sucking on my cock, maybe with my cum all over that gorgeous face. Is that too much to ask?

>>564462568
I can't believe this shit anymore
I'm going to join the ISIS and behead some sandniggers

>>564462568
dumbass

>>564462309
Rollin for this time too

>>564462568

I'm sorry, my nigga turbo got my phone lol so about that date...

>>564462496
lol'd

>>564462719
Reroll

id would berry my dick so far in your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

>>564462668
rolling

"I want to know to say fist my anus in French so I can whisper it into your ear next time you come over."

>>564462829
adroll hitler

>>564462568
I said, fist my anus you slut

J'ai besoin de grand nigger disquette bite. Donne-le moi. nigger nigger pédé de pédé dans ma bouche et le cul

mange moi le cul comme si c’était une vieille moule.

>>564462906
Winrar.rar

>>564462568
Oh Im sorry am I not speaking fucking english?

Sorry, friend took phone, when is class again?

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I will say exactly what is in the post. She appears confused.

2 or 8

>>564462783
Winrar?

>>564463097

shit nigga. ya dun goofed.

>>564462676
winrar

>>564463042
Reroll for the next one

I love you, let's get married and have lots of kids

>>564463097
sigh..

Im so sorry but i really like you

>>564463097
Topkek

look, if you don't want to date, that's cool but I just broke up with gf so that when you come round tommorow i can fuck you senseless

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>>564463097
>Re roll
Abandon thread, OP is a retard.

>>564463097
dumbfuck

>>564462496
roll

>>564463097
Sorry, I'm a bit drunk. Please could I see your tits?

I'm dying. Please help.

>>564463097
not rolling, but how old is french tutor?

Rape doesn't care if you have a boyfriend.

>>564463097
Yeah, I took some LSD, and I can see your French nipples covered in salt and snail slime

>>564463168
Winaaaaw

>>564462227
REROLL


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sorry my giraffe was on my keyboard please ignore the previous messages
but i really want to have sex with you

you fucking dumbtard dont know what a reroll is??

>>564463097
dont get yerself expelled dear bait.
also charge that phone.

>>564463162
Winrar

>>564463097
No that's fucking gay. If someone rerolls for something, you send what they originally posted. OP is and will always be a fucking faggot.

>>564463097
I'm confused. I believe this is where you send me a photo of your breasts..

>>564463162
do this

Don't say "re roll" idiots OP is too faggy to play by the rules

>>564463168
win

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>>564463097

I'm so sorry that I didn't tell you, but this whole time, I've always loved you, just please sent me one picture of your beautiful breasts to keep me going.

>>564463097
you're a nigger

OP isnt doing rerolls stop ruining it

>>564463097
I'm sorry, I just really love You. The first time I laid my eyes on You, You just seemed so... Perfect.

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Lol. "I will not roll"

7 or 8

op you're a fucking retard. Post what people roll for you pussy.

Je suis un grand pédé s'il vous plaît violer mon visage

>>564463538
winrar

It's just. ...

I really want to fuck a french hottie..

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

gonna slap that pussy to the window and the wall.

>>564463565
Bitch please

>>564463565
I'm on LSD BABY!

>>564463565
Mother Fucker am I not speaking goddamn english?

>>564463565
I'm sorry. That was my friend. So, I know you have a boyfriend, but would you at least consider going on a date with me?

I've always loved you, my heart beats so hard when I see you, in other words my dear, tits or GTFO

>>564463565
You're right. I should tell You to roll. That was very innapropro from me.

>>564463584
who are the pussies that aren't original and roll for others responses

>>564463565
lemme slap dat ass bb

>>564463565
mange moi l'cul comme si c'était une vieille moule salope

>>564463565
I'll slap your cunt while I'm raping you.

>>564463565
stop being such a retarded nigga fag.

>>564463648
Winnn

its quite simple, faggot OP:

Je suis un grand pédé s'il vous plaît violer mon visage

>>564463648
YESSSSS
>8

>>564462156
this

>>564463565
voglio sburracciarti in gola lo sburraccio puzzolente

Sorry but OP is a massive fag

>>564463648
zipwar

What you think about finnish guys?

i got one friend who would love to fuck your anus to a huge gape and shoot cum all over your boobs.

>>564463717
Fuck yeah I hope OP will get a girlfriend.

>>564463565
184 kek zoa i ws just kidding why dont you and me go out sometime IDK maybe on a date? :DD were both young, im hung like donkey kung and whatever hahah silvooplaye

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Sorry I fucked the spelling of French. 2 or 3

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>>564463565
Ahaha you stupid fuck.

Did you know, orange actually rhymes with rape?

>>564464032
Oh god.

>>564464015
R-A-P-E. Did I spell that right?

>>564464032
done goofed

>>564464032
Ohnoes

look, if you don't want to date, that's cool but I just broke up with my gf so that when you come round tommorow i can fuck you senseless

>>564464015
French*

So, will you?

>>564464015
You're definitely a failure OP

>>564464032
Please guys get this guy a girlfriend.

>>564464015
you killed this thread because you're absolutely retarded. I hate you

>>564464152
Fuck you nigger, OP is a god send.

>>564464015
fucking topkek response.

>>564464015
Send some nudes

>>564464032
>>564464032
YA FUCKED UP ANON

>>564464015
Merde I need to charge the phone. Mind if I come over meanwhile?
no kaka

Sorry typo

Too fake op. You're too dumb to think of good responses

I want to anot with you all night, my french queen, if you give me a chance. Ill be the best anot in your life.

>>564464015

I wanna rip Your heart out and serve it medium-rare to my best friend.

That's why I have you as my tutor..

To teach me to how to spell.. Fucking you would just be the icing on the cake

Allez, oublie ton mec et viens avec moi au 7eme ciel...

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>>564464102
welp.

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>>564464015
so obviously fake

>>564464015
Delivar it again.

Properly.

>>564464015
and if i tell you this: mange ma grosse queue sinon je viole ton père et chie sur ta mère? will you fist me for being a good student?

>>564464102
winrar. too bad he didn't ask for nudes

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OP can't even deliver a fucking parcel. Let alone the right words.

>>564464180
also... sage

>>564464032
Ah shit don't post that to her. Thats my bad you're so stupid OP. Choose another

>>564464015
Sorry about the typo. It's hard to type while I am stoking my cock. Do you want to watch me?

>>564464271
Reroll

Send me a picture of your tits or gtfo.

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op is a fag

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you guys keep fucking up. 5 or 6

For fuck's sake reroll people. GET OP A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

Parlons peu, parlons bien: qu'est-ce que tu dirais d'un petit cuni entre amis?

(et balance ton snapchat si tu veux voir la bête)

>>564464467
>you guys keep fucking up.
OP is the one texting
k

>>564464486
...

Let's fuck already

>>564464467
Merde I need to charge the phone. Mind if I come over meanwhile?
no kaka

>>564464467
My dick is going to be in your pussy when I'm raping you. Call the police because I don't give a fuck.

>>564464517
this i guess

>>564464486
winner winner chicken dinner nigger

>>564464486
Kek

>>564464467
I'm really sorry, please forgive me. That was my friend. He's afraid because I didn't let him use my friend...But actually, I really like you.

>>564464467
I know I know I'm sorry. I just get all nervous talkig to girls and this kinda shit just flies out of my mind. Im sorry sorry sorry.

OP is clearly fucking talking to someone who knows he's doing it. Fake.

No. Im too busy thinking about your sweet ass.

>>564464467

I'l sorry, my nigga shifty stole my phone. About that date...

>>564464486
Goddammit this bread gettin stale fast

>>564464486
YOU STUPID NIGGER

>>564464467

I'm gonna cum all over Your face. Maybe we could have a threeway with Your boyfriend?

i'm sorry, it's just my schizophrenia... i really like you :)

look, if you don't want to date, that's cool but I just broke up with my gf so that when you come round tommorow i can fuck you senseless ;)

>>564464467
hahahaha i am just enjoying myself right here relax :DD so i didnt intend to hurt you or sumthing im just messing around haha plz show those tits hahaha

>>564464486
Well fuck

>>564464467
fuck don't pick this OP fuck fuck fuck!!!
Instead, pick this:
>>564464612

>>564459848
Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

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Hundesohn

>>564464486
fuck off jew

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1 or 8. This is going well...ish.

I'm so sorry, my stupid friend was using my phone. The thing is, he knew I found you attractive.

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>>564464731

You're a fucking retard

Parlons peu, parlons bien: qu'est-ce que tu dirais d'un petit cuni entre amis??

(et balance ton snapchat si tu veux voir la bête)

Im gonna rape you silly

>>564464731
Oops:
afraid => angry
friend (2) => phone

>>564464821
as are you, apparently

I just want to see your tits

>>564464102
winrer

>>564464821
SCORE

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OP is a fucking cancer and so is this thread. You blew it OP and you're a fucking faggot.
>tfw

>>564464821
.............................

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>>564464467
c'est l'heure du viol

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

>>564464821

Fuck

>>564464794
OP is what's making me fuck with you this morning.

>>564464795I'm so sorry, my stupid friend was using my phone. The thing is, he knew I found you attractive.

>>564464794
I'm sorry. My friend used my phone. Hope you weren't offended. The thing is, I really like you...

>>564464938
rerollin for this.

>>564464794
op is a fag,
anyway do you want tot have sex

>>564464939
Rerollrerollreroll

>>564464794
OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN HACKED IM SO SORRY

I'm gonna rape you tomorrow

>>564464794
Show me a picture of your tits or I will rape you and murder your bf

>>564464821
This thread is hilarious

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>>564464684

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

When you've had this much acid, head is not in the brain.

>>564465051
dumbass

>>564464794
This isn't going as I had planned. I'm sorry. I would feel better about this if you would send me a picture of your naked breast.

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

OP still isnt doing rerolls

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>>564464994
>I really like you...
you'll never get the puss.

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4CHAN THIS FUNNY BUT YOU ARE FUCKING THIS UP. YOU IDIOTS.

1 OR 9

appelle moi stp, c'est urgent...

>>564465238
Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

>>564465182
that joke has been spread around more than pamela andersons vagina

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>>564464276
this

>>564465238
Je l'ai sur la bonne autorité que vous pensez de ma bite.

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY, MY DRUNK FRIEND STOLE MY PHONE! But...


tu es le meilleur professeur de français au monde, tu es trop chaude et j'ai envie de mettre ma grosse queue poilue au fond de ta bouche et de te venir partout sur la figure...

>>564465238
Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!

>>564465238
please take a picture of your goatse

>>564465238
IM SO SORRY

>>564465238
>Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!

I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avacado while we have some hot steamy sex on the bonnet of my car then treat you to this ham and cheese baguette

>>564465238
fucking winrar

>>564465238
Comme la lune dans le ciel nocturne, en pénétrant le monde avec sa lumière, ainsi je vous pénétrer avec mon pénis.

>>564465238
lold at this.

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

>>564465276
this

>>564465238
Sister took phone. gdamnit, she hangs out on 4chan and thinks this is funny. horrible place

>>564465238
no please come i have a surprise for you

>>564465238

I'm really sorry but I just want ze secks in my anoose

>>564465349
hahahahahaa

Look, I'm sorry. You just make me so frustrated when i think about you. I wanna ask you something, but only if you can give me an honest answer...

>>564465238
I'm sorry babe, I went crazy thinking about your amazing tits

Sorry, it's just I have a seriously hard time not texting hot girls when I'm high as fuck.

>>564465349
WHAT THE FUCK OP DON'T PICK THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>564465349
WINRAR

>>564465349
ahahahaha fuck

I've given up all hope

TA GUEULE

>>564465238
omg zoe im so sorry a dum friedn took my phone

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!

>>564465349
god dammit you fuck

but to zoe

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY, MY DRUNK FRIEND STOLE MY PHONE! But...


tu es le meilleur professeur de français au monde, tu es trop chaude et j'ai envie de mettre ma grosse queue poilue au fond de ta bouche et de te venir partout sur la figure...

>>564465238
va chier tabarnak j'men criss de tes lessons de marde moi tout ce que j'veux c'est ton p'ti cul ferme

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!

>>564465238
We're fucking this up? you're fucking this up!
If this is 1 or 9 don't post you fucking faggot

>Je l'ai sur la bonne autorité que vous pensez de ma bite.

I'm so sorry, my stupid friend was using my phone. The thing is, he knew I found you attractive.

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>>564465238
OBJECTION! I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO FUCK YOU IN THE EAR

>>564465489
You fucking idiot

Listen Zoe. I'll make it clear. I want to have sex with you. Tomorrow. I WILL have sex with you. If you don't agree or if you tell someone. I will visit your apartment. And I will fuck. You. Up. Bitch.
This is not a joke Zoe I want you.

>>564465349
oh

>>564465489
Lulzies.

>>564465489
Oh fuck me...

>>564465238
How do you feel about oral sex?

what fucking idiot want to speak french anyway

I want you in my bed loving you tenderly, kissing you, my hand through your hair, licking you to 3 orgasms before fucking you into another 2.

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!


I... I do sort of think you're really cute though...

>>564465238
Haaa this is his friend. Who's way more alpha and has a bigger dick.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo..

OP can't deliver no more ayy lmao

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!

ohh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

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>whole thread is reposting my words

I'm honoured but I think it's time we gave up. The disobedient avocado will have been the nail in the coffin.

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>>564465606
Nice job faggot

>>564465489
Chicken dinner

if you dont suck ma dick ima tell ma papa your boyfriend raped me up my pooper shooter

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Jesus christ guys. 2 or 4

ohh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

>>564465819
I want you in my bed loving you tenderly, kissing you, my hand through your hair, licking you to 3 orgasms before fucking you into another 2

Appelle moi dès que tu peux stp, c'est urgent...

>>564465819
Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!


I... I do sort of think you're really cute though...

>>564465743

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now :( but are we still on for 2pm?

>>564465819
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>564465819
>NOT ON AN AVOCADO
I can't fucking breathe holy shit
Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?

>>564465819
Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!

Let me eat that pretty little ass of yours and we'll say no more about it.

>>564465819
u want sum fuck?

>>564465882
winrar

Listen Zoe. I'll make it clear. I want to have sex with you. Tomorrow. I WILL have sex with you. If you don't agree or if you tell someone. I will visit your apartment. And I will fuck. You. Up. Bitch.
This is not a joke Zoe I want you..

forgive my foolishness, I really wanted to look at your tits while I suck on a Cock help me?

>>564465819
how can you be so sure?

I want you in my bed loving you tenderly, kissing you, my hand through your hair, licking you to 3 orgasms before fucking you into another 2

>>564465819
Lel the penis has docked tho

Oh my god Zoe, I'm so sorry, my dad came home drunk at like 3 and I just saw what he's been texting you off of my phone, I'm so sorry I would never say any of that. Jesus, what was he thinking? What does re roll even mean? I know you must think my family is awful right now, but are we still on for 2pm?!!!!


I... I do sort of think you're really cute though...