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ok, guess my age.

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ok, guess my age.
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19-20
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Don't want to, now tits or GTFO.
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>>564217572
less than 1 year
>sex doll
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>>564217572
M/26/Oregon
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you look like my little sis when she was 5 so i'm gonna guess 22
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23 or 56
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Tits.
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>>564217572
will you be my fucking girlfriend please?
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>>564217572
48
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>>564218184
Solid super troopers reference. Well played.
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>>564217572
18
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>>564217572
21
now tits
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>>564217572
Old enough.
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If she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me
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>>564217572
You honestly look like a sex doll. If you arent a sex doll...then im a dildo
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>>564219115
Lol you mean that Im not a real person?
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>>564219115
I too am a dildo.
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>>564217572
12
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>>564219320
If you are a real person, you will time stamp with tits bruh
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I would guess 26, my ex looked very similar in her facial features and was 26.
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>>564217572

30

asian women always look younger
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>>564219321
Good to see my nigguhs represent
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>>564219320
Do you mean how old are you, the poster, or "you", the girl in the pic?
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>>564217572
16
or 1-2 (in realdoll years)
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>>564219531
This, or post dick
>>564219692
Dildos gotta do as a dildoes.
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old enough
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>>564220091
Preferably tits though, I can look at my own dick whenever I want
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?? ? ?
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>>564219320
what is ur name?
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OP has abandoned ship
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>>564220972
Sayaka, why?
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>>564217572
13
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>>564217572

Well, you're asian...so that means you are either 14 or 40...
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>>564217572
I recognize that face

Where abouts are you from? Just a general Idea
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In years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds or milliseconds?

Wait, is this a trick question... Looks at date of photo-creation time, enters that as the photo's age...
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>>564217572
whatever year photoshop was made
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>>564221410
Hi Sayaka. Do you have tits?
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that girl is fucking adorable

i want her tits and pussy pls

also
15 years old
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>>564221410
OP you must show yourself
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>>564217572

And this face is why people fall in love with Asians. Seriously, show me someone cuter, I dare you.

Are there any more pictures of her?
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>>564222469
I could but the mods would ban me for posting a sfw image.
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Tits or gtfo
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d'AWWWWW
THAT NOSE

THOSE EYES
THEM CHEEKS

DAWWWWWWWWWWW
KISs ME SAYAKA
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>>564217572
Thirty, because asians.
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>>564217572
Do you have LINE?
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>>564222618
its a sex doll
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>>564222746
SAUCE?
WHERE CAN I BUY ONE
HOW MUCH?
CAN IT SUCK MY DICK?
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?????

??????????????????????????
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>>564221972
lol basically no, A cup
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>>564221410

Sayaka-chan ?

>>564222745

This
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>>564222883
Can you post one more picture of yourself?
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>>564222883
>14 year old that knows her cup size
ahhhhh
no


you're a man
and thats a doll
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tits or gtfo
?????? ???? ????? ????? ????
tetek atau mendapatkan fuck keluar
kozy nebo vypadni
?â?e sau plec?m naibii
titwod neu gael y fuck allan
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>>564222715
THIS.
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>>564222883
just post a pic of you smiling like a normal person I dont care about timestamps
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>>564222995
haha... I'm not 14 =)
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>Hasn't had menopause yet

Probably 20-40
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i wont be able to tell accurately unless i see tits

its a little known fact that tits on Asian women or directly proportional to their age and height
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>>564223147
Then post tits bruh
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>>564223147

??????

??????????

?????????????????
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>>564222795
www.realistikdoll.com/asian-realistic-doll/
have fun
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>>564223147

Post more pictures
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?????????
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>>564220787
"are you good at Korea"
4/10
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>>564222883
Hi again. Very pretty - tits or no tits. Post another picture of yourself.
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>>564223604

Doesn't even look close
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>>564223772
wtf is this shit? White knight faggot
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>>564224316
come on man she could be ua
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>>564224434
nah man shes old enough
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>>564224434
So?
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>>564224434
what is ua?
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>>564224316

OP isn't going to post more anyways, this entire thread is a tease and a troll at work.
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>>564225121
united states of america
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tits or gtfo
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>>564225251
yea this
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>>564225121

Sayaka do you have line? if so what is your name?
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>>564225121
I'm 95% sure I know you from some where


Are you by chance in the NYC Metro?
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12 or 31
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>>564217572
Your from singapore, nice photoshoping though hardly recognized you 'A' your 14 btw cant change your look
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here is body picture.
Does this change your guess? lol
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>>564225753

Is OP really a girl and really from Singapore? Post proof.
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>>564217572

from this chart I'd say between 18-35
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>>564225753
shes in singapore
im in malaysia
lets fug :DDDDDD

but really
she doesnt look like singaporean.

>>564225953
ok thats your real body, but that pic above is not your face.

are you a malay chinese or singapore chinese?
that face up there is japanese thoughj
your body is chinese
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>>564225953
too many clothes
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>>564225953
OP doesnt necessarily deliver
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>>564226091
haha why is my body Chinese?
you are weird =)
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>>564226091
I always tied a rounder face to Taiwanese...

Japanese always seemed to have a wider face
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>>564226326
I really hope you're a dude just pretending.
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this is boring...
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>>564225953
>Posts a body pic without a head or timestamp
>After already posting a "headshot"
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>>564226326
You just turned 23 btw
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>>564226564
At least not easily found ones
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>>564226443
he is
>>564226326
shut up whore
timestamped A cup tits or get the fuck >>/out/
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>>564226326

?????????

?????????
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timestamped tits bruh
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>>564226696
????????(?? ³?)?
??
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>>564227012
ok
not japanese

you're a fake
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>>564227105
I have known some Japanese with that look... So Possible
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>>564227241
that look
ofcourse
but not the fake japanese
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>>564227012
???
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>>564226027
>far right
10/10 Would eat soup or cookies with.
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When does the part with the sharpie start?
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>>564227105
haha yes i think im fake japanese too =)
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>>564227551
you're the cutest trap i've seen for ages
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>>564227551
op deliver plz
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>>564227012
?????????????????????
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>>564227012

????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????????????
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>>564222995
Are you high? Shit I used to go buy lingerie when I was a teen and dating 13-15 y/o's. They ALL know their size.
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>>564227770
4ch???????
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>>564227770

English teacher-san, pls

You are not wanted in Japan.
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>>564227770
I live in ???

>>564227794
haha why now everyone talk in japanese?
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>>564227951
pft I'm not complete failure, software engineer faggot
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Oh look, it is this fucking post again.

Fuck you OP. Fuck you naive newfags.
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>>564226696
>4ch??????
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>>564227951
lol your japanese is pretty shit as well

>>564228105
????????
?????????
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>>564217572
15
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>>564228105

Only if you tech me.
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>>564228105

?????????

>>564228214

Yes, this is true. But at least it is good practice.
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>>564228105
??????...??4chan????
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>>564227012
kimoi
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>>564228435
????

>>564228256
still nobody is correct lol
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kimochi
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>>564228862
11
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>>564228862
????? is correct
you're missing the "no"
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>>564229073

Actually ???? works just fine.

God forbid we be formal and speak in complete sentences all the time.
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>>564228862
??????????????????
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>>564229262
Holy fuck, you must be desperate as fuck. Go to a gaijin bar and get some pussy already.
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16
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>>564222883
flat is justice
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>>564229254
dude, i'm half japanese
like for reals
"eigo renshuu" is wrong
but thanks for trying to correct me, you faggot
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realdoll/10
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>>564229441
Hey the old hags in those bars don't look like 5 year olds, it's not that easy to find legal loli!
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>>564229254
haha... ?? is how I really say
But its wrong dont copy bad japanese
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>>564229073
It doesn't really matter.
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Too many weeaboos
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>>564229668
Hang around popular meeting areas then. It's not hard if you are a foreigner and keep yourself properly groomed.
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>>564229624

I'm hafu too, ???

Your example is more correct, but what she said was perfectly understandable.
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>>564229624
It's grammatically wrong but people (especially retarded 11 year olds like OP) say it like that all the time. You would know this if you had any exposure to Japanese culture or Japanese message boards.
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>>564225953
23
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this is just stupid
she is asian
until she is 40 she can just perfect makeup and look like she is 15-18
this is pure bait
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>>564229950
I like how this has devolved into debating Japanese grammar but even in a newspaper they might leave out the ? for the sake of brevity.. It's not grammatically incorrect at all
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OP give us tits
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>>564230167
Yea I was just trying to meet him halfway.
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>>564230409
oh god
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>>564230167
>>564229950
>>564229856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qQQ7prLxxC
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>>564230409
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>ITT faggots who believe pictures without timestamp
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>>564230409
Post it here so this thread can die.
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>>564230409
What is it?
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>>564230409
I cant, no!

I have an ssd now, true crypt is owned by NSA, what have I done?
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>>564231029
cheese pizza
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>>564231029
Curiosity killed the cat
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>>564230663

Damn, I wish my accent was as good as yours.

The gaijin is too strong within me.

I'm honestly jealous.
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>>564231029
This with less cloths
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>>564231029

Cheesy pizza
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>>564231245
>>564231153
>>564231174
>>564231148
You're telling me all of you idiots clicked on that link?
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>>564230663
But the point was, it was written. And on the Internet. You don't have to assume they'll speak like they'll write. Do you even Internet?
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>>564231341
Yep :D

I always open 4chan links
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>>564231341
of course not lol
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>>564217572
qt pie
can I hug her?
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>>564217572
Asian
So
Somewhere between 12 and 50.
Only the elder gook looks different.
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She's like 13. But hot. I want me an Asian girl
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>>564231409
Not even responding in Japanese. lol.
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>>564231114
>true crypt is owned by NSA
whatchumean
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>>564231672
I made the switch to asian girls. I won't be going back.
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this looks like the selca of a famous Japanese idol... I'm calling fake.
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>>564217572
She's 19. Trust me. I'm an expert

I want to say a winter child. Maybe born in December.
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>>564232043
>expert pedophile
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>>564230409
And now I'm on a list. (Although I don't think you get the privilege of getting v& until you start downloading and actually trying to find cp.)
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>>564232043

Oh yeah im thinking around the 5th. Some time in the morning. Her dad was standing in the corner of the room whacking off to her birth. And judging by the pick im guessing there was a southerly wind that day. No doubt.
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17
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>>564232293
How can you be on a list for accidentally seeing something? Doesn't make sense.
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>>564232412
It wasn't accidental if he clicked on it, the post very clearly said "The real thing"
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>>564231752

??????????

???????????????????????????????
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>>564232412
Doesn't matter; clicked link
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>>564232293
Although /b/ is literally run by the feds you will probably be alright
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>>564232514
I was not expecting cheese pizza and noped out of that tab pretty quickly. I'm going to stick to normal shit like furry porn.
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>>564232565
It does matter. There was no telling what was on the link. An analogy: Someone can't sell you a jewelry box and it happens to have a gun in it unknowingly to you then you are in trouble for finding a gun in the box.
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>>564232550

Fuck, it's late. I shouldn't have typed demo after kedo.
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>>564232673
>CP thread
>Mysterious Link
>Says The Real Deal
Could be be anymore obvious?
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>>564231752
yeah...don't feel like it.
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>>564232736
Yeah except this is child porn and WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!??!

Normal rules do not apply.
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>>564232827
Yes, normal rules do apply.

Think logically. With my analogy you don't arrest the person who bought the box for finding the gun, you arrest the person who sold the box to them.
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>>564232736
I doubt I was put on a watchlist but I wouldn't not be surprised if a government agency noted that my IP visited a site with CP. Plus I was half-joking.
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>>564232412
They keep track, but don't care until a certain number of times you visit something like that. I forget what the number is, but a single visit without downloading things isn't going to trigger. However, visiting and opening several of the pictures might. Repeat visits definitely will get their attention. At which point they will look and see what kind of activity you have with places like that, and make a judgement call from there as to what they will do.
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>>564232776

I just wanted to practice my Japanese, man.

Why is everything suffering?
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>>564217572
You're Asian, so I'm guessing 30 - 40
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>>564232954
Feds log that your IP address visited that site, they then raid your house and find the offending image in your browser cache, you are now guilty of viewing child porn.

"But I didn't know it was child porn!" Good luck with that defense
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>>564232776
>CP thread
Not really. OP could easily be legal - here in Cali there's lots of Asians and it can be hard to tell 18 from 22.
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>>564233053
So if you happened to reach the same link via maybe the link directly at first, then after things like tinyurl links and what not that sent you to the same website is considered your fault? Scrolling through 4chan and accidently clicking with the mouse wheel opening pictures should be considered your fault? I think not.

If people are out there actually harming children, as in physically and emotionally hurting them and the children even show how uncomfortable physically and mentally they are then those are the people they should focus energy on. Not some random person from an internet forum or whatnot whom somehow ended up on the site because a place like 4chan is so random, hence /b/.
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>>564233053
wouldn't be surprised if this guy was a fed
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>>564233332
Nice almost quints, and I think you're forgetting all threads are CP threads.
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>scroll through thread
>see no timestamp
>sage goes in all fields
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>>564233281
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>>564232804
I proved I speak Japanese fluently, and even posted a clip of me speaking. You can't even type a response. Okay.

>>564232550
...??????????????(´????)
?????????????
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>>564233454

Some of the people in the FBI probably are into CP on the down-low. The daring would probably copy some of it for themselves and keep it hidden or some shit.
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>>564233454

This
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>>564218147

winrar
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>>564233452
You don't kill the bee if you think he can lead you to the honey. You watch where they go, and try to build a map of a distribution and work from there. You log the end points in search of the center, then try to shut down the whole thing at once, as opposed to eating the ends and leaving the core.

In other words, keeping track of things like this is a means to an end. You track the people who go to things in hopes of finding others.
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>>564233702

It was already kind of a conversation though, wasn't it? I mean, basic conversational structure is question -> answer back and forth, right? I felt it would have been perfectly natural to respond that way.

?????????????????????????

????????????

?????????????
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>>564234339
The problem is that "????" isn't a word. You can't just throw kanji together and make words like in English. You might way to say "English practice", but Japanese words differently. It's pretty easy to spot a non-native speaker when people do this. Yeah, people can say whatever they want at the end of the day, but it's still awkward if done incorrectly, or just listen to what I said in vocaroo I posted.

????????
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>>564233702

Actually, I need a friend like you. Someone who speaks both English and Japanese fluently. I don't know anyone besides my mother who does and I need someone better than me to lecture me when I make mistakes.

I am terribly sorry if this comes off as desperate or misguided, but I am very serious on improving my Japanese. As such, if you could email me at [email protected] I would be really appreciative.

If not, that's fine. You're your own person and you make your own choices. Thank you, at least, for the proper use of ????.
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more pictures please
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Only her face could give me a raging boner right now. If I were to be single, I would definitely save up my money and buy a lot of these perfect sex dolls and make my own harem, sleep with them, fuck with them, and shower with them like there's no tomorrow.
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>>564217572
Tits and GTFO years mold
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45
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>>564226091
hey matey!
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