Did you remember to brush your teeth today?
i brushed and used a water pik.
the pik is now coated in a white powdery lime because of the hard water in florida.
Dead dog what?
Why do I find this oddly arousing
brush your teeth
This is my fetish
>mfw I decided to swish with water instead of brushing my teeth before bed
Seriously, I'll do whatever grooming thing you want if you just let me give you some orgasms. You don't have to give me any or anything.
OP is really cute
>there are people that don't brush every day
>mfw I am brushing my teeth right now because of this shit
I don't know why but it's mine too. Femanon please post more.
Teeth brushing goddess I love you. you are literally a 10/10 in my book.
I want to go and do it now too.
omw to ur house
i love you too!!!!
Oh my god, I'm gonna have a heart attack
good luck with that
i used to have this problem. you need a waterpik! and closys... and brush regularly !!!!!
where'd you get that sweater?
OP, ARE YOU ME?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PLOT THICKENS
Well, no. Without the correct stuff, it could get worse... Cloysys works best. It hurts a lot but you get used to it.
No animal is as majestic as a bat, except maybe the goddamn batman. *brushie*
C'mon guy's, take care of your teeth!
fuck your tooth brushing, have some nice yellow teeth
calcium goes in, teeth come out, you can't explain that.
I like to drool my toothpaste sometimes..
gross, I drink around 5 cups of coffee a day and my teeth aren't that fucked.
I'll just leave this here...
Hell, dude, *I'd* chop your balls off!
>smoking the carcinogenic Jew
>not enjoying the nectar of the gods
is this better?
clearly he was referring to the coffee
Vape that shit you retard
You're gonna get lung cancer
FUCK, you wanna get coffee tomorrow?!?
OP is cute.
OP is healthy
OP cares about personal hygiene
this is officially my mancave now
OP, I like your style.
>not liking little girls
The fuck do you think you are
Just found my toothpaste
ok im going on rn
Why don't people brush their teeth? Do you just forget and never think about it? Do you see a dentist ever?
Having problems with your teeth is a horrible and usually unnecessary thing when it can be easily be prevented, root canals and fillings aren't fun
What the actual sam hell is going on here!!!!
I'll take better care of my teeth, Í'm sorry.
ah, just not my cup of tea you could say...
so many damned things cause cancer these days, why not have a little fun in the mean time? plus vaping gets boring if that's all you do, I gotta have my joints
I want everyone to look at this picture. Now stop and imagine this for a second.
After sucking your dick better than anyone has ever in your life, she makes this face as you shoot the biggest load you've ever had. All your life you wish you could shoot like this. Just string of cum after cum pelts that face like snowflakes on a cold winter day.
enjoy being a pleb
>mfw this is what you niggers fantasize about attention whores like Brifaggot
It's easy to forget when your brain is full of fuck and you only fall asleep when your body demands it. When every moment of life is a respulsive burden it becomes easy to forget.
jk, everyone knows life is pain.