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Did you remember to brush your teeth today?

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Did you remember to brush your teeth today?
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I'll go do it now, just because you're a cutie
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>>564204297
i dont even brush monthly lol
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i'm not going to bed yet
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>>564204428
>>564204531
>>564204503
damn look at all these green ids...
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I havent brushed in 5 years.
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>>564204297
ja
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>>564204297
>brushing your teeth more than once every other week
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>>564204503
>>564204904
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>>564204297
i brushed and used a water pik.

the pik is now coated in a white powdery lime because of the hard water in florida.
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>>564205120
Dead dog what?
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For you op
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>>564205063
This guy gets it
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>>564204297
>>564205120
After I do that, can I go down on you for a while?
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>>564204297
Why do I find this oddly arousing
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>>564204297
>>564202471
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>>564205789
>>564205576
>>564205063
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>>564205849
brush your teeth
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>>564205926
This is my fetish
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>>564205926
What the fuck is wrong with me. Why are you so hot. fuck. stop it boner. please.
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>>564205926
already did dun dat doe
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>>564206149
i feel you man.
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YOU FUCKING WITCH, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PENIS?
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>mfw I decided to swish with water instead of brushing my teeth before bed
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>>564205926
>>564206079
grill or boy? either way posts tits or ass
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>>564204297
>>564205120
>>564205926
>>564206079
Seriously, I'll do whatever grooming thing you want if you just let me give you some orgasms. You don't have to give me any or anything.
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of course
did you floss?
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>>564204297
OP is really cute
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>there are people that don't brush every day
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>>564206079
I'm crying right now. Why am I aroused from this.
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>>564206079
This is my new fetish
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>>564206738
>mfw I am brushing my teeth right now because of this shit
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>>564206697
>>564206738
>>564206928
>>564206642
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>>564207090

OP-san, please be my girlfriend.

I will brush my teeth every day for you.
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>>564206697
Nigga I don't even wash my hands after using the bathroom, you expect me to brush every day?
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>>564206149
SHE is my new fetish.
Non-sexual, of course. But dwamn
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>>564207090
OMFG brasileira? se morar em Sampa eu caso com vc OP
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>>564207090
I love your legs, more of legs and brushing teeth ?
thanks you
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>>564206928
I don't know why but it's mine too. Femanon please post more.
>>564207090
Teeth brushing goddess I love you. you are literally a 10/10 in my book.
>>564207056
I want to go and do it now too.
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>>564207269
omw to ur house
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>>564207090
>>564207275
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>>564207387

Dreams CAN come true!

;_;
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>>564207376
i love you too!!!!

>>564207351
alriight
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>>564207387

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'M TRYING SO FUCKING HARD NOT TO LIKE THIS
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>>564207387
God you are sexy. I think it's your facial expression and your eyes.
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>>564207552
Oh my god, I'm gonna have a heart attack
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unoeme?
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/b/ Queen?
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>>564204297
Yep, every day! And I bleed every single fucking time
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>>564204297
Tits or gtfo cumdumpster.
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>>564207552
You should post regularly. I would literally come to your threads everyday just to watch you pose with a toothbrush in your mouth.
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>>564204297
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>>564207604
good luck with that
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>>564207779
i used to have this problem. you need a waterpik! and closys... and brush regularly !!!!!
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>>564207924
Dental Hygiene
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>>564207834
don't be mean to our goddess.
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>>564208073
kill yourself
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>>564208073
!!!! good !!!!
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>>564208073
holy shit
kek
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>>564208073
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>>564208073
nvm
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>>564208038
this looks like an orgasm face.
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Hi, bri. Get on skype, honey.
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>>564208073
where'd you get that sweater?
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>>564208038
I brush everyday, isn't that enough? D:
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>>564204297
OP, ARE YOU ME?
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>>564208354
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PLOT THICKENS
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>>564208073
everyone post picks of yourself brushing teeth

i can't contriboot because I'm not at home right now
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>>564208073
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>>564208431
Well, no. Without the correct stuff, it could get worse... Cloysys works best. It hurts a lot but you get used to it.
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girly, grow your bangs down to your eyebrows and you'll be great looking.
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>>564208327
No animal is as majestic as a bat, except maybe the goddamn batman. *brushie*
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thomas newhate
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>>564208073

grandpa, is that you????
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>>564208586
ok thank you mrs thoothbrush
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>>564208636
nice
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C'mon guy's, take care of your teeth!
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>>564204297
I'll brush your teeth for you sweetie.. with my dick!
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>>564208703
!!!
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>>564208586
Or get on kik. We didn't finish that chat last tiem~
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>>564208672

Depends... did I fuck your arse last week?
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>>564208073
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>>564207824
anyone ogt not fucked version?
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>>564208827

I would give anything. Absolutely ANYTHING, to see that toothbrush in your ass.
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>>564208586
You're just so fucking adorable ugh. Can I have you please. I'll brush my teeth everyday till they're sparkly clean.
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>>564204297
How I missed you Bri
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>>564208881

how could you forget the reach around?!?! ;o(
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>>564209002
this
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fuck your tooth brushing, have some nice yellow teeth
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calcium goes in, teeth come out, you can't explain that.
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I like to drool my toothpaste sometimes..
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>>564209152

Checking pic folder..
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>>564204297

yes
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>>564209242
it's gnonA FUCKIGN SPILL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>564209242
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>>564209224
gross, I drink around 5 cups of coffee a day and my teeth aren't that fucked.
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>>564204297
MAKE ME
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>>564208827
>>564208586
>>564208195

Time to brush the pooper hole OP.
Maybe even use the waterpik on it first.

You don't want it to brown stain!!!
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>>564209002
I would chop my own balls off.
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>>564208073
>>564208073
True /b/tard all haters should just leave.
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I'll just leave this here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc
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>>564209556
This is true
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>>564209460
do you smoke cigs and only brush once a day or two? then you are way behind young student

also i dont drink any coffee
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>>564209535

Hell, dude, *I'd* chop your balls off!
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>>564209726
>smoking the carcinogenic Jew
>not enjoying the nectar of the gods
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>>564209431
is this better?
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>>564209982
NO
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>>564207090
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>>564209885
mostly this, also that picture
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>>564209827
And I'd let you!
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>>564209885
Im guessing your faggot candy ass means weed, which I smoke too
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>>564208623
aARRRGH
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>>564210369
nectar=liquid
clearly he was referring to the coffee
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op pls keep posting (?? ?)
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>>564210369
Vape that shit you retard
You're gonna get lung cancer
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>>564208827
Op, are you in your dads Man Cave? Has he gone out for the evening?
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>>564210220

FUCK, you wanna get coffee tomorrow?!?
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OP is cute.
OP is healthy
OP cares about personal hygiene
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>>564210592
>>564210720

this is officially my mancave now
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>>564210753
OP is an attention whore named Bri who is like 14
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Huehue
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>>564210753
something tells me youre already pretty gay, anon
its okay, let it out
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>>564210793
Briii, please get on kik?
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Timestamp or fake
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>>564210793
OP, I like your style.
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>>564210826
>not liking little girls
The fuck do you think you are
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>>564210826
And I care why?
>>564210793
You are absolutely stunning OP.
>>564210729
Yes! Where should you be located?
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Just found my toothpaste
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>>564210950
ok im going on rn
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Why don't people brush their teeth? Do you just forget and never think about it? Do you see a dentist ever?

Having problems with your teeth is a horrible and usually unnecessary thing when it can be easily be prevented, root canals and fillings aren't fun
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>>564210876
What the actual sam hell is going on here!!!!
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>>564211023
>>564211116
enjoy your lonely lives
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>>564211149
Please don't go OP! We love you!
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I'll take better care of my teeth, Í'm sorry.
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>>564210557
ah, just not my cup of tea you could say...

>>564210602
so many damned things cause cancer these days, why not have a little fun in the mean time? plus vaping gets boring if that's all you do, I gotta have my joints
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>>564211149

toothbrush-chan ?
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>>564211149

I want everyone to look at this picture. Now stop and imagine this for a second.

After sucking your dick better than anyone has ever in your life, she makes this face as you shoot the biggest load you've ever had. All your life you wish you could shoot like this. Just string of cum after cum pelts that face like snowflakes on a cold winter day.
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>>564211315
enjoy being a pleb
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>>564211492
the fuk did I just read?
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>>564211149
post kik now please
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>>564211492
I think I just came
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>>564211551
>>564211492
>mfw this is what you niggers fantasize about attention whores like Brifaggot
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>>564211227
It's easy to forget when your brain is full of fuck and you only fall asleep when your body demands it. When every moment of life is a respulsive burden it becomes easy to forget.

jk, everyone knows life is pain.
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>>564205120
i love you imouto
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I brush and floss well every day but my teth are still yellow. Do crest whitestrips really work /b/?
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