What would you do /b/?
Masturbate with my own turd
Lick a nigger hobos dick and balls.
Eat a fat girls shit.
Get my dick out at work.
They're dead they're all dead my whole family I just wanted a bite of that klondike bar
Autopederasty is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it! NOTE: There are two other, more familiar variants: Autofellatio is when a man gives himself oral sex; Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.
************ what would a klondike bar ever do for me?
i have a folder of reactions for this thread.
bonfire this whole at once.
blaze it in the ISS.
run past this bus in a loop for 100 years, and then have it run me over.