What would you do /b/?

i would go to the store

>>564010509
pay the fucken $1
>shitposting
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Masturbate with my own turd

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>>564010509
Lick a nigger hobos dick and balls.

Eat a fat girls shit.

Get my dick out at work.

Blow 350 dudes and let a hobo with aids and other 3 STDs cum in my ass till he only pumps air

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They're dead they're all dead my whole family I just wanted a bite of that klondike bar

>>564010509
Autopederasty

Autopederasty is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it! NOTE: There are two other, more familiar variants: Autofellatio is when a man gives himself oral sex; Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

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************ what would a klondike bar ever do for me?

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>>564011206
>Dr.-Who.gif
>Dr.-Who
>Dr.

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>>564010509
i have a folder of reactions for this thread.

>>564010509

I got 2 left in my freezer. Should I grab one?

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bonfire this whole at once.

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blaze it in the ISS.

>>564010509
pay for it

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get cancer.

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run past this bus in a loop for 100 years, and then have it run me over.

>>564014889
holy fuck
dat gamegear