I'm thinking about spilling money all over the place and

>>563841150
Are you serious? We need some kind of timestamp or something if you are.

>>563841406
What would i timestamp at the moment? Ive only spoke with Moot once and im giving him as much time as he needs to think this through.

>>563841150
if not a troll would you care to donate to a guy struggling with bills?

>>563841864
Our master jewlord will never sell 4chin.

Why would you fuckers ever believe someone who claimed to have 700 million dollars?

>>563841864
You don't actually need to timestamp something, but it would be nice to have more than this. Anyways, what would you plan to do with the site?

>>563842060
Ive invested 80% of it in gold. And no, im not time stamping that. That shit is hidden in a guarded warehouse 30 miles away.

>inb4 begging for money

I'm not gunna beg. I'm not gunna give you a reason to give me money. I'm just going to say. Give me $10,000USD.

>>563842336
>copypasta imageboard code
>wait 11 years
>profit

>>563842336
>Our master jewlord will never sell 4chin.
>jewlord
jew

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>>563842449
Because this site has no other chance to be saved.

>>563841150
Can you give me 100 dlls? :)

>>563842657
Im not going to splurge on charity just yet, the money i havent invested i need for paying off my college loans and shit.

Now I'm intrigued.

What's your relationship with moot?

>>563841150
For $20 you can create your own version, but better... like everyone-else does...

Fuck if you guys werent major liberals welfags you might actually have some money.

>>563841150
Fuck dollas. I needs that gold. Send me a bar OP? I promise to cherish it forever of at least until Au hits 1000USD.

>>563843034
Nevermind, didn't read the thread.

Ooh, better question: what did your grandpappy do to make 700 million clams?

>>563843184
Im not going through the trouble to go through that fucking security casualy. I have severe security measures put in that takes almost an entire day to get cleared to enter the vault.

>>563842921
>>563842921
>>563842921
>>563842921

700 million dollars
has to pay off college loans
OP is certified faggot

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>>563841150

>>563841150
buy 50,000 island trannys to kill zoe quinn the end

>>563842921
>700 million
>80% invested in gold
>20% of 700 million dollars
>needs 140 million dollars for college

fuck off op, sick of stupid fake shit like this on /b/.

>>563842626
Okay. You've invested $560 million in gold? But you're worried about $100k to pay off school loans? Why do you even have loans? >>563842921
You can plunk a wad of cash down at thr the finance office and be done with it.
>doubt

>>563842921
>700 mil
>hasn't paid off college yet
Fuck, you must have gone to one expensive ass college.

>>563843284
He was a stock market god and laundered money from half of cleveland.

>>563843860
Oxford nigger

>>563843542
Fair enough.

>>563844085
Doesn't matter if he was rich, living in ohio is a fate worse than hell.

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This thread is niggers im outta here.

>>563844306
Oh he didnt live there, he had men go down there for him. He lived in Wisconsin.

For fucks sake guys i just want to know if buying this site is a good idea.

>>563843608
Kek

I should have done that while watching his will.

He fucking loved that movie.

>>563844761
It's not a good idea IMO. You'll get in trouble eventually because cp

>>563844761
No becasue your broke ass cant afford it

>>563845169
Worth it. Also im pretty sure me and my lawyer can find a way around the law to put the lawsuit back on the posters.

Do it OP. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

pay my court fines so i can get on with life and get a drivers license and get a good job... or not, thats cool too.

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OP's trying too hard
sage nigga

>>563841150
Buy Bitcoins and litecoins instead... you'll make 10x within the next month or two

>>563846370
Pls i dont trust currency thats not backed by any form of anything other than nigger teeth.

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>>563844587
It's fair to assume your grandpa didn't leave one person every cent, so it's fair to assume he was a billionaire.

Forbes says there were nine billionaires in Wisconsin in 2013. None of them were very involved in the stock market. The most recent Wisconsin billionaire death occurred in 2007, and that guy ran a shingle supply company.

>>563846330
>saging a thread that might actually change the course of this website forever.

If this turns out to be real then this thread would be historic.

>>563847106
Nobody but my family and his workers knew about the sheer amount of money he had. His wife was the only other person besides himself that knew the exact number. The government was only aware of about 800 million.

>>563847957
post some actual evidence faggot

>>563847957
>I'm totally serious guys, fate just happened to arrange the situation in a way that makes everything unverifiable

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>>563847330
>implying this is actually real
>get trolled nigger
>sage

>>563842626
Tracks ip

You're hiring?

>>563848165
Are you that retarded? If i did that not only might i get MY money stolen, but the money left to my family. Also the proof he was laundering money was confidential to him and the owner of the stores and small companies (he never liked laundering a corperation, it almost got him killed). He was paranoid when it came to who knew about what he was doing (our family is also notorious for being trustworthy and none of us spilled the beans).

>>563847957
Proof!! Post time stamp with a pic of your checking account

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>>563848542
>Hidden warehouse
>30 miles away
>On some spy movie shit
>OP is 12 years old
>Summer Faggot
>Sage
>sage

Anyone who wants to create a new chan, join ##sage on Freenode IRC tomorrow.

I'll be pushing for either democratically-chosen mods and rules, or a Wakachan-style distributed imageboard.

>>563843860
Exactly why this is fake. I have 300,000 and I'm not worried about having to pay a cent for tuition or loans. So I'll live well through college and whatever is left after will be saved for if I ever have a Money/medical emergency and need it.

guys im bill gates who wants money look at me just throwing myself out there for you all

convert money into rare earth gems. insert into anus. repeat.

>>563841150
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded with actual idiots who think they're in good company."

Renee Descartes

This is the problem w 4chan and /b/ in particular.

>>563849285
Kek anon, my security system is nowhere as shitty as any james bond movie vault. Most of the locking system is manual and litterally unhackable by any known means. 2 meters of renforced steel ,50 meters underground with armed guards.

Theres way more to it but im not telling any of you plebs about the internal security.

>>563850093
I never said i wasnt mentally a jew.

>>563841150
OP do NOT buy this website. You'll regret it forever

>>563850846
>Armed guards

Now we know you're bullshitting OP

>>563851079
Tell me why. I dont see your name being moot. And moot said specifically it was an apples to apples decision and that it wouldnt necessarily be a bad idea.

>>563851652
Its 2 guys with handguns.

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>>563849191
As soon as you purchased 4chan we'd know who you were.

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>>563841150
wait so you have 700mil and the first thing you do is try to buy 4chan

>>563851760
lol ull be fucked. We worship noone but moot almight. We wont accept another

>>563846601

What is the dollar and gold backed by?

>>563851919
Thats true, but at that point all you could steal is the currency i have in my bank. And even so, most of it is in an overseas bank. If you can find and get the money, ill give it to you. But still, i doubt any of you could do it.

>>563852627
I dont trust the dollar for shit, i use it because its accepted at mcdonalds. Gold is backed by gold.

>>563852198
Moot will still be a mod and be able to moderate the boards if he wants to and ill pay him for it. Ill just be the guy behind the operation.

Do it OP, it'll be interesting in what direction this site goes under new management. /b/ is no more anyway.

Lol im going to be one of these noobs...
Hello rich inheritance dood..
I need extreme help getting my life back in order,,
My biggest need is a car, but even 50 cents would be appreciated, I can use it and scrape up some change to buy some fries...
Frankz for reading my bullshit, OP.. props to you, enjoy your richness!

[email protected]
is paypal

>>563854270
Your ID is the color of your brain shithead.

>>563854270
>wow kek

>>563854496
Yeah? My id is the color of the shit you eat for breakfast everyday...
Do us all a favor and quit talking, I could smell you all the way from /pol/

>>563854784
Youre just mad because you have a crappy ID

>>563854919
You're just mad because you got owned and you know it.

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>>563854919
>>563854496
Holy Mary mother of kek

>>563855119
Youre still mad because you dont know how to make a pun.

>>563855371
Lol you obviously don't either...
How about you take your 12 year old ass to bed, faggot?

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>>563855969
>implying im a kid

>>563856203
>Implying that you wont automatically be branded a kid by acting like an immature jackass.

>>563856203
>>563855969
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>563856308
>implying i dont already know that

>>563856456
Ah, so you admit that you actedlike a 12 year old.. I win, go to sleep now, kaybye

>>563841150
Should stop being a faggot like all OP's

he said he went to oxford let that sink in

>>563841150
How much are you planning on paying for it?

>>563856662
Watch out dude, he'll have you hacked when he owns 4chins

>>563856662
>thinking you can win.

sure faggot

>>563857168
Win? There is no winning or losing when you argue with a bunch of pathetic faggots who spend all their time shuffling through boards of useless nonsence when they could be doing something more productive..

If everyone took the bullshit out of their life and replaced it with science and math, we would be so much more advanced as a society

>>563846330
Isn't saying that you saged a thread breaking the rules?

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Alright guys, ive got to do a meeting with a company im going to invest in in the morning. You'll see me around (ill timestamp this small dragon i bought when i was a child)

>>563857632
No hard feeling anons.. Im not going to take shit from you because I asked for a small chunk of your abundance of cash.
Please jsut do something smart with the 700 millon... Invest in science/technology based organizations, or even create some of your own.. I wish I could gather up the cash and friends to do some investing with, however, I am young and nobody trusts the mind of a 19 year old boy..
Good day to you sir..

[email protected]

>>563857559
yeah but you would still be a wanker

>>563856662
>kaybye
Jesus christ, how horrifying

>>563858209
Yes, I masturbate, I am a wanker.
Is that the best you can come up with? You are seriously pathetic, why do you go out of your way to keep commenting useless/meaningless bullshit when the whole thing is over? You look more like a faggot than anybody in this thread.. Do us a favor and off yourself.

>>563843608

Thanks for saving me the trouble of finding the image, I thought this.

Either OP is 10 and/or has no idea of the value of a dollar. You may as well have just said 'a gajillion dollars' I mean come on, be believable.

>>563858674
tl;dr

wanker.

>>563858920
Oh, so now you are so intelligent and lazy that you cant read 2 sentences.. Good job, pretty sure you just gave me 1st place inthis shitty competition.

>>563859064
hahaha

you're so mad.

keep trying bro, winning this anonymous internet argument is important!

>>563859176
It's not important... Im just high enough to where this is entertaining enough for me to keep posting... Im not even mad.. If I were mad, id just go do something else

>>563859351
stoners are pathetic.

some people write music that influences future bands for generation while high and you argue with some dude on the internet?

>>563859351
You fucking derailed it.
Fucking nigger. I bet your parents got you for the sake of welfare.

>>563859351
you're still trying to win an argument about winning an argument, that makes you a fucktard

>>563859553
fuck this guy

Stop being nigger faggots you fucking nigger faggots

>>563857632
Please buy 4chan servers and move them to a place without FBI jurisdiction, bring snacks back and we will all love you (goes to anyone with the money)

>>563857596
since when is that wtf

Yeah, all of you are faggots.. Who cares what ridiculous shit i put while high on some anonymous board anyway? Lol you guys actually got all worked up first, before I did, cause all i did was ask for a donation and leave my paypal..
Every single person could have ingored that but instead they took the extra time, went out of their way, to be an asshole about my simple postt..
That makes you all fucktards, and im sure you all agree.

>>563860615
global rule 7 n. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or saged it, or another post, is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports or sages

>>563860682
>spells post as postt
>Were all fucktards
Okay, bud. Time to go to sleep.

>>563860682
actually I called you a wanker for trying to win an argument on 4chan
something that's both impossible and fucking futile

>>563860846
Lol, thanks for taking a more diplomatic approach to things, but let me tell you.. typos happen. I know post is spelled with one T, if you really thought I was that much of a fucking idiot, you'd probably be right, seeing as 99.9% of people on /b/are complete fucking idiots

>>563860997
Oh, im not trying to win anything... If I wanted to win an argument with somebody, i'd call any of the people I know IRL...Seeing as how everybody I know is a complete dumbsss..
Though, so is like 99% of the world, so what should I expect?

Sorry if it seems like I am an egotistical know it all... im just trying to be like every other 4chan user

I have a question for OP.
Is it a possibility that you would consider making fundemental changes to the dynamics of 4chan?

>it's 4am, cannot brain.
I apologize in advance if that was a retarded question.

>>563842782
i remember that thread. Was in Peru at the time

sage in all fields