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You awaken in a room. There are no doors and no windows. There

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You awaken in a room. There are no doors and no windows.
There is a single bulb hanging from the ceiling for light.
On the wall is a full-length mirror.
You see on the floor is a single 2-1/2 inch galvanized nail and a small rough rock.
There is a power outlet with a 6-foot heavy duty extension cord.

What do you do? 4 decides.
>>
>>563378201
get out my smartphone and post about it on 4chen
>>
I check my map. Clearly i'm walking in circles.
>>
>>563378201
I make a better door than a window so I'd go out the door
>>
>>563378201
kill self
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>>563378201
Throw rock against mirror.
>>
>>563378201
>put it all up my ass
>die anally
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Unplug extension cord.

Insert dick into outlet.
>>
make hole in the wall
put penis in hole
put extension cord in ass
>>
>>563378201
throw the rock at the mirror
>>
>>563378564
Winrar

>you throw the rock against the mirror.

It cracks, a few shards of glass fall out.
>>
>> Tap on the mirror to see if there's an opening behind it
>> If possible, remove mirror without breaking it
>> Wrap extension cord for easy carrying
>> Collect rock and nail
>> Break mirror
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>>563378710
I take a shard of glass and carve "Bieber" into my arm
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>>563378710
I pick up a shard of glass and cut off my balls. Then I eat them.
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>>563378710
shove glass up ass to assert dominance by bleeding out
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>>563378710
Stab wrist with glass shards
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>>563378710
1 Decides next

>>563378574
so close :(.
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>>563378201
Wrap extension cord around neck and jerk off onto the mirror
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throw the rock against the mirror again
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>>563378889
I repeatedly stab my anus with a shard of glass.
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>>563378889
Use extension cord as neuse, artificial asphyxiation and masturbate.
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>>563378710
>>563378889
Pick up a piece of glass and lick it
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>>563378201
Unscrew light bulb. Make out with socket.
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>>563378889
Nail is pooper
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use rock to hammer nail into my urethra.
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>>563378889
I eat all the glass.
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>>563379060
Reroll
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>>563379082
reroll
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>>563378889
I nail my hand to my penis
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make a pentagram out of the mirror shards
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>>563379184
rerolling
>>
>>563378889
Cry, lie down.
Get up, start throwing that rock to walls, hystericly.
Am I naked?
>>
Look in the mirror, see what I saw, grab the saw and cut the cord into two halves, two halves make a whole, crawl out of the hole.
>>
>>563379291
Winrar!

>You pick up the piece of glass and lick it.

OUCH!
You seem to have cut your tongue a little on the glass... some blood is dripping out of your mouth.

8 decides next.
>>
>>563379291
winrar
>>
>>563379557

leave
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>>563379557
Use mouth blood to draw pentagram on floor, summon Satan
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>>563379557
Masturbate using the glass shards as a lubricant
>>
>>563378201
Easy...Look for the door or hatch that let's me out. There's no way a room got fucking built around me without me noticing.
>>
>>563379557
cut your throat with glass
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>>563379557
I shove all the glass into my asshole while crying histerically and screaming DADDY PLEASE DON'T DO IT, IT HURTS
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>>563379557
kill yourself, then as ghost run though wall.
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>>563379557
lick glass again
>>
>>563379678
wins
>>
>>563379678
huehuehueheu
>>
>>563379460
Bonus points for that god damned riddle!!

>>563379678
>Masturbate using the glass shards as lubricant

Ouch! your hand and dick are now a bloody mess filled with slivers of glass. It really really hurts... but it's still masturbating, so it still feels good.

The floor seems to be getting slick with your blood... did you really have all that blood inside of you?

5 Decides next
>>
>>563379557
Tap on the floor, walls and ceiling listening for anything hollow.
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>>563380072
squeal like a piggy
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Turn 360 degrees and walk out of there.
>>
>>563380072
>>563379827

I'm rolling for the ghost idea
>>
>>563380072

pray to shrek
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>>563380072
Sleep
>>
Start drinking blood for nutritional value
>>
>>563380072
Remove eyeballs. insert glass
>>
>>563380072

suicide with the glass by cutting myself
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>>563380072
Like up blood to regain lost red blood cells
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kill myself with glass thereby killing this thread
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>>563380072
Run head first into the mirror
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obv use the tools i had to electrocute myself to death. and if that doesnt work, cut my wrists with the glass.


id do this in the span of 2 minute within finding out im trapped
>>
>>563380152
Reroll
>>
>>563380227
reroll
>>
>>563380072
I shove all the glass into my asshole, start dancing and sing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout" .
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Roll around in blood
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lay on my back with my legs in the air facing the mirror...finger my butthole and fap
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Sleep
>>
>>563380327
reroll
>>
start to lick the floor to have the taste of blood (for the lulz)
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grab the nail and put it into the power outlet
>>
>>563380426
Reroll but dick first this time
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>>563380451
One more roll
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>>563380457
reroll
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>>563380467
reroll
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>>563380490
Reroll
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>>563380072
smear blood all over my nipples
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>>563379827
reroll I guess.
>>
I get a 5
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Spell "ayy lmao" in blood on the wall
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>>563380665
>>563380675
which one?
>>
>>563379727
reroll
>>
>>563380072
Draw an pentagram in the blood and pray to Satan to rescue me
>>
>>563380665
YESS

>>563380769
Fall asleep
>>
Buy a 4chan pass
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electric outlet into asshole
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>>563380847
Probably passed out from blood loss
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>>563380665
WINRAR

>You go to sleep.

Maybe you'll feel better when you wake up... You're starting to get tired anyways...
How do you sleep? there's no blanket, no bed? you'll probably get cold...

9 decides how you sleep
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>>563380484
am i winrar?
>>
>>563381052
with thumb up butt
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>>563381052
Laying on my side.
>>
>>563381052
lay down on your blood/glass mess
>>
>>563381052
Nekked in the pool of blood
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sleep naked in the blood and mirror pieces
>>
>>563381052
sleep on the ceiling.
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>>563381052
cover self in glass and blood
>>
>>563381052
Sleep like a man on the floor without anything
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>>563381052
restfully
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>>563381052
Fall asleep sitting up with thumb up anus.
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>>563378201
I'D MAKE A FUCKING ELECTROMAGNETIC MAGNET. FUCK THE WALLS, FUCK THE MIRROR AND THE ROCK. I HAVE THE POWER OF THOUSANDS OF GENERATIONS. I AM THE LORD OF METAL. RULER OF ELECTRONS. GOD OF MAGNETISM.
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Sleep nude on tip of glass. The blood pouring from me will keep me warm.
>>
>>563381052
Sleep with eyes open
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>>563381052
Well
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>>563381052
stick one thumb up ass, and one in mouth
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>>563381052
On the cold concrete floor, butt naked. While you sleep, you roll onto your balls and squish them with your own leg.
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balancing on head
>>
>>563381192
roll
>>
>>563381052
I smash my head against the wall until I fall asleep.
>>
>>563381052
take a piss and drink it all, a good ole trick taught by grills himself to keep yourself warm
>>
>>563381052
Sleep with the nail on your forehead
>>
>>563381052
One handed handstand against wall, one fist up anus
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>>563381052
Cold and Alone, the same way I sleep every night :-(
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>>563381052
Standing up
>>
>>563381479
kek
>>
>>563381479
Winrar
>>
>>563381479
winner winner double nigger
>>
>>563381479
Winrar
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>>563381479
chuckled heartily
>>
>>563378201

go north.
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>>563381479
WINRAR

>You go to the wall and perform an outstanding handstand while shoving your glass riddled fist up your anus.

Despite the obvious pain, the warm blood washing over you keeps you warm long enough for you to drift off into a peaceful slumber as you die from excessive blood loss.

500 years from now, when excavators uncover you, they will be amazed at anon's force of will to die in such a magnificent gymnastic pose.

> YOU HAVE DIED
>ROLL GET TO RESPAWN

Or don't. I won't be watching.
>>
walk out one of the holes where either a door or window would be, since no doors or windows are fitted.
>>
>>563381982
Did we make it out of the room?
>>
>>563381982
>anon's force of will to die in such a magnificent gymnastic pose


I'm crying
>>
>>563381982
Respawn get
>>
>>563381982
i am the ubermensch
>>
>>563381982
DO A BARREL ROLL
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>>563381982
now that you're ghost, run through wall.
>inb4 ghosts aren't real
>>
>>563382116
Of course we did. OP just said that excavators uncovered us eventually.

We won /b/ros! We solved the puzzle! Be proud of yourselves!
>>
>>563381982
Or maybe I will?

>DUn Dun DUUUUNNN
>>
>>563381982

my id is so awesome that i will respawn the anon
>>
>>563378201
Masturbate furiously then go to sleep
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That was beautiful anon.
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>>563382520
>>
>>563382414
Get to it nigger!!
Captcha: tesamic strategies
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>>563381982
>>
>>563382804
GOOD ENOUGH

>Rise from your Grave!

You have respawned!
There is a dead anon in the room with you, a broken mirror, a 2-1/2 inch galvanized nail, a large pool of blood, a single light bulb for illumination, and an electrical outlet with a 6 foor extension cord.

3 Decides Next!
>>
>>563383124
Fuck the dead body

in the mouth tho, we're not faggots
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Shove nail into urethra
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>>563383124
I eat the glass and fuck dead anon's asshole while I strangle myself with the extension cord.
>>
>>563383124
Break lightbulb
>>
>>563383369
Come on, 69 should always win
>>
>>563383493
WINRAR

>You break the Lightbulb

Damn... it's dark in here. I can't seem to make out anything... wait...

You see a small ribbon of light coming from behind the outlet... but you still can't really see around the room.

0 Decides Next
>>
>>563383493
Ding Ding Ding
>>
>>563383807

Walk to Wall. Bite thumb and attempt to blow air into it. Yell, "Gomu Gomu no Gigant Pistol!!!!" and punch the wall as hard as you can.
>>
>>563383807
remove outlet using the nails as a screwdriver
>>
>>563383807
Aim your pocket at the outlet and fire spaghetti cannon.
>>
>>563383807
Break dead anon's skull, use bone fragments to pry off outlet cover (don't wanna get electrocuted)
>>
>>563383807
I get on the floor and try to find dead anon's body, then I tear off his cock with my teeth and swallow it.
>>
>>563383124
cut off dead anons dick with glass, take it in mouth, fuck dead anon in the ass with his dick in mouth
>>
>>563383807
pry outlet off. Lick hand after.
>>
>>563383807
search the floor for nail, use it to unscrew the outlet screws.
>>
>>563383807
take light bulb filament and poke it into the power outlet.
>>
>>563383807
Take your pet dinosaur for a walk.
>>
>>563384061
Reroll
>>
>>563384220
winrar
>>
>>563384220
shit...
>>
>>563383989
rolling for this, though there is no screwdriver present in the room.
so i till substitute the screwdriver for a bone from the dead body.
>>
>>563384082
Shit, why the fuck is winrar always the most boring choice?
>>
Take a look through the outlet
>>
>>563383989
This but with one of the glass shards
>>
>>563383807
Carefully unscrew power outlet with nail
>>
>>563383807
put penis in outlet
>>
>>563384220
WINRAR!

>You reach up to the still swinging bulb fragment and try to grab it.

You feel searing pain across your palm as the live electricity shoots down your arm. you jerk, slipping and fall on your back.

When you recover, your hand feels like it's on fire, but you seem to have gathered the tungsten filament in your palm.

Now slick with blood, you crawl to the outlet and try to thread the filament into one of the open holes of the outlet.

The filament seems to go taunt and rips out of your fingers! "Hey!" you hear someone on the other side yell, "I needed that!, Thanks!"

7 Decides Next
>>
>>563385024
Walk to Wall. Bite thumb and attempt to blow air into it. Yell, "Gomu Gomu no Gigant Pistol!!!!" and punch the wall as hard as you can.
>>
>>563385024
Fucking kick the outlet as hard as you fucking can
>>
Shoiut about bacon for 2 hours
>>
>>563385024
Ask the voice on the other side what he needed it for?
>>
>>563385024
"no problem bro"
>>
>>563385024
Push the tip of your dick against the outlet and piss into the hole while humming softly.
>>
>>563384061
Reroll
>>
>>563385319
reroll
>>
>>563385024
tell them to get cancer
>>
>>563384248
reroll
>>
>>563385024
WHY ARE MY FINGERS GONE?
>>
>>563385024
now things get interesting..
>>
>>563385024
Ask them for a gift in return.
>>
>>563385552
re
>>
>>563385732
roll for this
>>
7 decides next
>>
>>563385024
Yell back; "What did you need it for?"
>>
>>563385024
>>563385732 Ask them to let me out this room
>>
>>563385732
Reroll.
>>
>>563385867
winrar
>>
>>563385867
winrar
>>
>>563385867
winrer
>>
>>563385867
WINRAR

>"No Prob!" you yell back, "What did you need it for?!"

"I needed it to complete my flux capacitor! With it, I'll be able to go back in time before some asshole shat in my room before impaling himself yesterday."

You realize you can smell the stink of shit from the other room now.

Whoo-weee!

6 Decides what you do next.
>>
>>563386380
Pull the outlet off with your bare hands and look through
>>
>>563385645
Fucking take your motherfucking pet dinosaur for a motherfucking walk. Bah.
>>
>>563386380
"you think that's bad? I've got a corpse in here. you ought to see how he died"
>>
>>563386380
Ask him for a fucking gift, I deserve it.
>>
>>563386380
>Could you let me out of this room? As a thanks for helping you out
>>
>>563386380
ask him "wana fuk?"
>>
>>563386380
Ask if you can come along.
>>
>>563386380
Push your ass right up against the outlet and cork out a soft shit right through.
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>>563386380
knowing moving through time is inherently moving through space as well. Ask if the guy will pick you up on his way out of this hell whole
>>
>>563386380
say
>you wont make it in time
then press your ass against the wall and shit into the other room
>>
>>563386678
reroll
>>
Hit your head against the wall until it's sore
Use the saw on the cord to cut it in half, then put the halves together to make a whole
Climb down the hole and scream until your throat is hoarse
Climb on the horse and ride away
>>
Pop a molly and dance all night
>>
>>563386380
Ask him; "Could you by any chance prevent me from ever coming to this room in the past? I did give you the part after all.."
>>
>>563386836
winrar wonrar
>>
>>563387017
Reroll
>>
>>563387037
But that would prevent him from getting that part.

Also:
>>563386836
WINRAR
>>
Fuck a chocobo in the ass until it kicks you through the wall.
>>
Ask him; "Could you by any chance prevent me from ever coming to this room in the past? I did give you the part after all.."
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>>563387017
you forgot the the sweatin part...
>>
Fap
>>
>>563386836
WINRAR

>You ask...

"Sure thing!" he says. A few moments later you hear the clunk of heavy machinery and the entire room begins to vibrate. "GREAT SCOTT!" he screams before the light on the other side of the outlet goes out with a crash.

Huh... is he ok?

You wait a moment longer before feeling the room shake violently and a large glowing metal contraption appears in the room. Exhaust spewing. You see an old white dude with strange goggles sitting naked in the front seet, "Anon! Quick get in!"

'Why?' you ask, 'Where are we going!?'

"We gotta go back!! Back to the Future!"


Oh this is exciting!

3 decides what you do next!
>>
>>563378201
Easy mode if you know the name of all things.
>>
>>563387232
That doesn't matter, since he can carry the part through the time-space continuum, assuming the time machine is portable.
>>
Sit on his dick and twirl around like a ballerina.
>>
>>563387569
kick him in the nuts and jack his ride, homie.
>>
>>563387569
Get naked and join him
>>
Fart in a big wet diarrhea kind of way. All over the seat. Then, from the disgusting smell, vomit in the man's neck. Then eat the vomit.
>>
>>563387569
GET IN GOD DAMN IT
>>
Get in with the strange white man.
>>
>>563387569
Tell him sure thing Doc (just a nickname anon adapted) and enter his craft
>>
>>563387952
reroll
>>
>>563387985
Reroll
>>
>>563388213
winrar
>>
winrar

>>563388213
>>
>>563387569
Hop in the time machine and kick the old dude out. Programming the time machine to send you 3000 years into the future.
>>
>>563388719
>>563387569
ReRoll
>>
>>563388213
WINRAR!

> Damn the clothes that you may or may not have been wearing! They're gone and so are you! You jump into the front seat with the strange old fart!

And man is this uncomfortable, you covered in blood, him with specks of shit... but as he reaches for that lever, you know you are finally getting out! it's got you all excited!

As he pulls the level, suddenly the machine jerks and shakes, your eyes are bombarded with a kaleidoscope of colors, lights, flavors, screams! Screams!?

You see the old man shaking in terror as the craft starts to break apart. "EGADS! I never Calibrated it to carry 2 passengers! I'm Sorry anon! I have no Idea what's going to happen!"

Suddenly the craft rips apart at the seams and you find yourself floating alone a endless void of white...

There are a few dark spots? maybe... just maybe a way out of this wayward time stream?

4 decides what to do next.
>>
>>563387952
This is getting interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMph943tsw
>>
>>563388961
Masturbate furiously and use your ejaculate to propel you towards the dark spots.
>>
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>>563389198
>>563388961
>>
>>563388961
Try to propel yourself using your arms towards a dark spot
>>
Fart in a big wet diarrhea kind of way. All over space. Then, from the disgusting sight, vomit in space. Then eat the vomit. With gusto.
>>
>>563388961
Wake up and start again
>>
>>563389354
Winrar
>>
>>563389354
Winrar!
>>
>>563389354
W-winrar?
that was fast
>>
>>563389354
WINRAR!>>563389198
>>
>>563389354
Archiving program for windows systems
>>
>>563389354
Winrar
>>
>>563389476
reroll
>>
>>563388961

Close eyes and imagine a beautiful world riddled with peacefulness and loli's, and try very hard to make it come true.
>>
>>563389354
WINRAR

>using your voluminous knowledge of astrophysics, you decided the only way to reach one of these dark spot vortexes is to ejaculate furiously...

And damn, this must the be elemental plane of frictionlessness, cause you're going pretty fast. The geyser of jizz you fire is aimed just right and launches you through the nearest dark spot.

Thins go dark as you enter the afterglow...

And with a sudden slam you wake up in a strange room, not quite the same as the one you left... all the floors are aged, the walls look rotted... there's a strange glowing moss on the floor strangely in the shape of a dead man...

Hey, that shattered mirror is in this room too!?

Fuck! you only traveled a few hundred years into the future!

1 Decides what to do next!
>>
>>563390020
Yell for the old man in the next room
>>
You laugh hysterically at your current situation and decide to try breaking the wall down.
>>
>>563390020
Attempt to break into the neighboring room by busting down the wall.
>>
>>563390260
reroll
>>
>>563390260
reroll
>>
>>563390020
Yell to see if there is anyone else in a nearby room.
>>
>>563390448
Reroll
>>
>>563390020
Plug the extension lead into the power socket and pull the nail out of the ground. Put the nail in your mouth and touch the end of the power cable to the nail
>>
>>563390020
After laughing at your current situation,
>>
>>563390448
Rerell
>>
>>563390672
>>563390020
Rerawl
>>
>>563390260
rerell
>>
>>563390448
Rerawl
>>
Put the nail into the socket and touch the extension cable to it and set the room on fire
>>
>>563390991
winrar
>>
>>563390991
winrar
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>>563378201
Isn't this how that faggy Divergent movie went?
>>
>>563390020
We have now reached the required listening portion of our show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXQCPAR0EHo&list=RDwXQCPAR0EHo
for your enjoyment

>>563390991
WINRAR

>You hell for the old man.

He's Dead Jim.

You laugh at your current situation...

5 Decides Next.
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>>563391301
Smack the dead guy with a dick.
>>
>>563391301
Continue to laugh slipping into insanity.
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>look in mirror to see what i saw
>take saw and saw extension cord in half
>two halves make a hole
>put hole on wall
>escape through hole
>>
>>563391301
Wrap dick in extension cord
???
Profit
>>
>>563391474
rerawl
>>
>>563391474
rolling for this
>>
>>563390672
>>563391301
rerahwl
>>
You try to see if you can break any of the walls down. "They must've worn down over the years," you think.
>>
u fuck ops moma lol !
>>
>>563391301
>>563383989
>>563384381
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>>563391474
rerol
>>
>>563391879
Rolling for this friend.
>>
>>563391301
The old man comes back with his time machine
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>>563391913
captcha:
headoff your
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>>563378201
Shoot an blue Portal in the wall and walk through
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>>563391301
You jump up and hang onto the lightbulb hanging down from the ceiling hoping that you can pull the roof down.
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>>563391879
reroll
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>>563392214
rerollorer
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>>563392281
Gone Rerollin
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>>563392281
Rolling for this one
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The old man returns, it's apparent he has been through some changes.
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>>563392281
Rollin for this
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>>563392495
winrar
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>>563392495
>>563392281
RIP anon and winrar
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>>563392281
>inb4 horrible death
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>>563392043
thanks brother
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>>563392495
Weiner
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OP pls

Bump
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>>563392495
WINRAR

>You figure what the heck and jump up to use your body weight to rip the ceiling down by hanging onto the cord.

In an amazing stroke of chance, the floor gives way as you try to jump, punching a small hole in the floor that you fall through.

Ouch! you dust yourself off. You can see from the little light from the hole you made jumping and can see around. You find yourself in a little maze of twisting passages, all alike.

2 Decides Next
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>>563393159
>Shout ayy lmao
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You gave us a saw? Well, that cuts our escape time in half. Take the two halves and put them together. Then you put the whole onto the wall and crawl out.
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>>563393159
Holding to the left wall start walking through the maze.
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>>563393441
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>>563393241
Rerolling for this
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>>563393159
u spawn in a hot double d virgin
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>>563393241
Rolling for this one
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>>563393241
reroll
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>>563393441
reroll
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>>563393241
Rerooooll
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>>563393441
reroll
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>>563393441
Reroll
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>>563393241
Re-reroll
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>>563393441
rawl
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You decide to suck your own dick first, then you go through the whole maze, turning only left.
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1. Use rock to tap on wall.
2. Use nail to mark space between studs.
3. Use rock to break mirror.
4. Wrap extension cord around sharp piece of mirror.
5. Gouge an outline between the wall studs in the shape of a door.
6 Once gouges are deep enough, kick drywall so that it falls out.
7. Repeat process with outer wall.
8. Check hair in mirror before leaving.
9. Step through newly-created doorway to freedom.
10. Fap
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>>563393241
rallin
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>>563393441
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>Shout "Ayy Lmao" at the top of your lungs while following the left wall of the maze. Do not stop shouting.
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>>563394112
welp

If this can't be, roll for this >>563393441
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>>563394112
winrar op
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