mom took too much xanex and tiqila what do /b/ros op that dilivers

>>563247509
first try to wake her up, if she doesnt wake...........
then leave the room and leave your mom alone weirdo

stage an intervention

Obviously take off the covers

>>563247661
already was rubbing her back wile she fell asleep so excuse for touching her in the bag bro

so cute

>>563247509
>dick in mouth
>pics and timestamp or it didn't happen fgt

Give her a rimjob.

she has nice features to cum on

>>563247509
draw on her face w/sharpie??

Put your finger in his ass and take a picture!

>>563247906
is there number gets?

>>563247509
Start off slowly. take a picture of thighs

Take a Xanax for yourself and smoke a joint.

dick on her cheek.

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leave her alone and go to sleep

>>563247509
Burn her room.

give her the old knobgobble

>>563247509

rub vag till wet, post, fag.

>>563247509
you're moms an ugly crack head looking bitch.
I wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole but then again, tits are tits, pull her blanket away from her and let them out.

well time stamp first so we know you aren't a little bitch

Ensure her comfort and security, turn out the lights and allow her peace to sleep

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>>563247885
here u go

>>563247509
cum into a spoon and ever so carefully pour it down her nose.

ALS BUCKET CHALLENGE NIGHA

>>563247509
snatch up a dictionary

drag her out of bed by her feet.

Timestamp??
Then we will see

>>563247661

You should also get a big glass of water and put it by the bed so when she wakes up in the middle of the night parched she can get a drink.

>>563247509
call a friend she doesn't know
slip him in bed with her in underpants or naked, your choice
wait til she wakes up or wake her up with a WTF shout
act surprised/disgusted

>>563248206

so far so good. slowly undress her

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>>563248296

Hurry the fuck up and get her naked.

Most of us have short attention spans.

>>563248206

the poor woman lives a hard enough life.

She doses herself to sleep and dislikes memory. Probably doesn't like waking up.

Cook her breakfast and give her a world that does not require drugs to contend with.

>>563248206
pull up that baggy shirt so we can see those tits

>inb4 it's actually OP's gf or random grill

>>563248206
jam finger in pussy

Cum in her nose. I don't care how the semen gets there, or even who's ejaculatory fluids they are, but there must be cum in her nose.

get her phone and text a few of her guy friends say that you'd like to suck their dick. then post results

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>>563247509

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>>563248206
show tits

>>563248206
Pull up that shirt. Tits and timestamp.

>>563248206
panties off

>>563248206
>dat headboard

face it op, your mom's a whore you need to treat her like any whore deserves

>>563247509
take a picture of your dick on her face

Wake her up and have her teach you how to spell.

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>>563248709
nigga do it

rape

This will take some work

shit on her bed then rub some of your feces in between her ass cheeks and hands. Then spread the rest of the fecal matter on the walls.

She'll wake up plenty confused and embarrassed.

>>563247509
She must be dosing herself because of something she wants to forget. That something is probably having you, pussy, so show us her vag then an hero.

>>563248519
Try this: >>563248272

Or this: >>563248296

Or this: >>563248345

>>563248296
Get that shit outta here, are you still in high school or something?

At least give us an ass pic or something.

Take off shirt, bra(if she's wearing one), and panties if she's out that cold.
Flip her over so we can see her ass.
Sharpie in pooper.

Give her a kiss on the forehead and make sure she is comfortable. Then thank her for not selling you into the child sex trade once she realized what a useless piece of shit you are.

Show her ass

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>>563248068
dilevering

Do something that involves your penis on her face

>>563249007
MOAR PLZ

>>563249007
Keep going

>>563249007
finger on dat pussy

>have to wake up early
>was gonna go to bed
>see this
>cantsleepnow.png

let's see your moms naked body you sick twisted god

>>563248956
White night, but I agree

>>563249007
wuttup wit dat discoloration yo?

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>>563248296
This fuckin guy.

>>563249007
op is the fucking man!

Now pull em down just a little if you can.

>>563249007
pull up shirt or ass next

>>563249007
pull up shirt next

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>>563249007

jizz on feet

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>>563249007
K

>>563249134

On her knee? Probably where her other knee/right hand was resting before our glorious OP spread her legs.

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>>563249007

finger her

>>563249007
xanax and tequila? She aint waking up or remembering anything.

Shirt now

>>563249007
take those off faggot

OP i love you

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>>563248296

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>>563248709
Do it

Take of her boyshorts and put them on. Put whatever the fuck you're wearing, probably the lower half a furry suit, on her. She'll wake up and do the math.

maybe you could gently pull aside her shorts to reveal her pussy and cornhole.

OP is trolling you all. That's his wife.

Dick in it like caillou

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Duuuude, get your phone out and record it, post a clip to come links

fuck her right in the pussy

>>563249317
This.

>>563249007
fuck her

>>563249410

This. Please.

OP, what the fuck ?

FEET PLEASE

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>>563247509
Impregnate or steal panties

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>>563249007

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>>563249079

>>563249461
This is prob right

>>563249461
so?

finger in ass

>>563249565
LOL

>>563249565
Wat u doin

no

>>563249565
cum on her

>>563249461
Frankly, I don't care.

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Cmon OP!

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spread that vagina apart

Timestamp?

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you know what to do op

>>563249461

Just go along with it. It's better that way

>>563249565
My god

>>563249565
Dat vein.

toasting in an epic bread
cum on her face op

>>563249565
OHHH SHIT

>>563249565
put a xanax in her pussy to make sure she doesnt wake up from this fun.

I can't stop laughing.

>>563249565
oh shit nigger

>>563249565
tits

Could op put some water on the shirt maybe on the nips?

>>563249565
pic of her vagina

Op ur fucking slow as hell

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>>563249565

Let's see those titties, OP!

>>563249461
How would this be bad?

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>>563249565
oh dear..

>>563249763
this

ITT: A bunch of uncool weirdos.

C'mon Op show some respect for your mother.

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>>563249565
Holy shit

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>>563249565

>>563249565
Put it in her mouth you nerd.

>>563249565
Oh

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time stamp OP or this is a load of pre taken pics being matched up with suggestions

Op,
1.) Post picture of face, prove you are younger than her
2.) Insert dick into her mouth

Godlike thread. lurking

>>563249565
rub some of your ball sweat on her upper lip to see if she will wake up to the smell

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>>563248994

This. And predictably, some waste of space will scream "white knight" and fall asleep completely lacking any understanding of a reality lower than their own. Such as the drain this website contributes to.

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>>563249565

finger in vagoo

Fuck her, post pics

dick in mouth now

You slow OP but the cool kind of slow

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>>563249565
u r a god m8

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>>563249670
This

>>563249843
glad I'm not the only one saying "WTF"

Why can't you rape your mother like a normal human without taking pictures?

>>563249908
This

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>>563249576
actually im 20's my mom is 48 enjoy man

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>>563249769
Goddamn sage, OP is delivering

>>563249565
Pussy shot OP, pusssyy shoooott

Show her feet and get a foot job

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>>563249565

>>563250013
nigga
shit

Make me proud OP. Do it.

>>563249565
flip her shirt up

>>563249908
This

>probably OP's girl friend allowing him to do this

OP I'm rock hard right now. You better penetrate her. Pull down those pants and stick in in. Go back home.

>>563250013
You wigger?

hurry up OP

>>563250013
NIKO MY COUSIN

What type of super upload camera and post portal are you using op?

>>563250094
FUCK YOU SKELETON

>>563250013
OP you magnificent twisted fuck.
Godspeed you incredible bastard.

>>563250121
Yep

faggot you know what we're all waiting for

>>563250090
>>563250094
well fuck

OP you're a sick fuck

>>563250094
Thank mr skeletal

>>563249565

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>>563250094

suck her tits

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>>563249461
>no one cares
>implying I Care
>>563249869
seem slegit

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>>563250013

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>>563249565

>>563250013
lets see her great cunnie
where you came from anon

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op, u da man. now finger her cunt till she cums

>>563249007
>007
Your mom is a goddess, but Im sure you knew that already. Now show us that naked divine ass. I can already see its amazing. How many times you sniffed her panties OP?

>>563250013
I am satisfied now.
Dick in mouth /b/ro! Do it OP!

Let's see some tits.

>>563247509
show us her pussy now

>>563250269
she has to be naked first

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OP is taking so long because he rammed it in and she woke up..

>>563250136
No. No. No. Fuck you. Fuck bowling.

Go back to where you where concived

>>563250013
BASED OP

wut about dos nipples now doe?

>>563250094
thank you mr. skeltal

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please op

>>563250136

Lel

These threads are the best.

Show us her tits

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lets see the vag fagg0t

>>563250013

Please show her pussy or put dick on her lips

I'm about dead from this!!

>>563250269
OHHHHHHHH. OP better deliver. I'm loosing my boner.

>>563250013
You wasted a picture showing your face. I do not give any fuck if you're older, younger, her brother, husband or doctor. I just want to see her played with an exposed on the internet. Lets hope the next picture makes us all feel a little uncomfortable.

>>563250013
So op confirmed for slav then???? Yoslav my cousin is that you?

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>>563250013

op has been caught and will no longer post, goodnight

>>563250417
this obviously

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>>563249565
wot

HURRY UP NYUCKA

>>563250013
you look like Jay Courtney.
that guy from Die Hard 5.

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>>563250248

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GO OP GO I BELIEVE IN YOU

>>563250357
dock with the port OP, they always knew you were cumming back, to get down with the ship

Undress her you modafucka

Probably taking tons of pics

>>563249954
>>563249908
>>563249865
>>563250269
Dick her in the mouth

I'm boner is down to a chub. Thanks OP.

ITT: op and his gf are faggots / op is a sick twisted fuck

Stick a kazoo in her twat and punch her in the uterus.

>>563250602

>The mothership

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OP better deliver.

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>>563250646

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>>563250697

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>>563250357
this for great victory
godspeed my son

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>>563250108
kinda nervous but she seemed very out

>>563250708
This

>>563250779
lol

>>563250708
Thank you for this, now I'm going to spend the next hour figuring out where my sides went.

>>563247509
Betting OP tried to stick it in and she woke up which is why he isn't delivering.

>>563250779
vagina OP

>>563250779
CUM ON THOSE TITTAYS

>>563250013
Op confirmed to be god

Let's see that pussy

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>>563250779

>>563249849
I need to tell John Taffer about the Cinco eye tanning system

>>563248206
lets see dat ass

>>563250882
spider pls

>>563250779
tits are large, but I think you used to bite to much when you were breast fed.

>>563250779
kek

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>>563250779
Yes yes yes!

Ayyy

>>563250779
SUCCESS

>>563249843
/b/ is a fucking cancer

>>563250779
DUUUUUDE

>>563250779

you gonna fuck her or what op.

>>563250779
u da man

We need the vagoo too. Deliver

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>>563250013
Confirmed hillbilly rapist

>>563250779
drop the shorts?

>>563250779
Im telling you man put a couple xanax in her ass or pussy. she wont wake up till tommorow no matter how hard you fuck her. Ive done it to my sister 2 times when shes come home drunk

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>>563250779

>>563250779
OP delivered
OP fucking delivered
>But can OP Triforce?

Just jizz on her ass already

>>563250779

OP reported for attempted rape. Thanks for the picture proof and enjoy your v&.

FEET

>>563250779
That left tit tho. so derpy

>>563250779

OMG OP IS PRESIDENT NOW

Dude for the love of god please try to get a pussy shot

>>563250779
now put dick between them tittez

>>563250779
OLY FUK M8 YA A LEGEND

>>563250779

do you have a fetish?

even if she's awake she's out. Don't worry, I've been fucked by this combo of drugs.

I wish you luck.

masturbate on her vagina.

or LEAVE HER ALONE

Fuckin thread of the night right here.

OP, Im gonna be tired as fuck tomorrow cause of you.

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>>563250779
nice

1111 get

>>563250882
nice try spider faggot

>>563250779
>blanket back on

Captcha:
covered Cocatst

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>>563250779

>>563250779

you are fearless. ready to fuck her?

>>563250779
Parents can't hit on children because of guilt. But if she wakes up, which seems unlikely, to you eating her out then she will be free to enjoy it. Go for it while you can. Get that comfort.

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>>563250779
her tit is
all
wot

>>563250779
awh man that is not gnarly in the slightest bit OP
you have an ugly junky mom


you should spit in her mouth

>>563249908
this

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>>563250779
Today OP delivered

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>>563250779
>MFW

kill her

>>563250779
VAGGGG

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U da best

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>>563250013
timestamp fag

>>563250013
You know what happens to people who post there face on /b/ right? right? Alright continue, muh dick is hard

>>563250779
grab her tits

show us the puss

Feet op FEET!!!

>>563250779
nice

>>563250779
flip her on her back

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>>563250779

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>>563250779
this guy

>>563250779
now show da pussy

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>>563250779

>>563250979
Wat

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Nolan if this is eileen again...

Would you shoot a load on her delicious tits please?

I understand the risk of mouth in dick, OP.
I am willing to wait.

POST A PICTURE OF HER ASS AS YOU SLIDE HER PANTIES OVER TO THE SIDE YOU NIGGER.

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>>563250970
> rape
summerfag. rape is g8

>>563250779
Pic of tongue on nipples?

>>563250993
HAHA, glad I'm not the only /b/stard screening all the shit Op did.

OP show your dick then put it between her boobs

>>563250779
This is fucking rape!!!

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What have we done.

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>>563250993

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This thread will go down 4chain history.

>>563250779
Totally fuck your mom

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>>563250779
Now spread her pussy wide open

>>563250779
It is so nice to see old /b/ back again..even for a single thread.

>dick inside pussy
C'mon OP. let's get on with the show!

Why...

>>563251267
m-muh triggers

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send a boiling cup of water up her poop chute

>>563250779

OP needs to cum on those tits.

>>563250882
oh SHIIIIEEET.!!!! ITS A RECLUSE.!!!

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>>563251267

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FUCK HER N UPLOAD IT FAG
CUM IN HER DO IT MAKE A GIF OR WEBM!!!!!

ass pic pls

Has OP ever had sexual relations with their mom

>>563251162
The absorption rate of xanax is much higher through the vaginal or anal walls. You can put a few in there and it will hit her system quick almost guaranteeing she wont wake up and if she does she'll be so disoriented she wont remember what happened.

OP, post pic of your naked ass

>>563251282
I agree, gonna post.

>>563251267
she didn't say no
>would post trollface but recently wiped pc

put a flame to those nips1

>>563251267
what are you in loser denial or something?

>>563251402
record fucking her

dont show vag, i wont wanna see them nasty lips hanging out. You know its a outie and will be jus boner kill ville.

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this fucking thread

>>563247509
Put your cock in her mouth, see if she autosucks. If so, cum on the teeth and lips and show us/

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>>563250871
ok man here u go

I'm happy i can experience this

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>>563251347
>>563250708

>>563251250

Please post when finished anon.

Please.

In all probability its probly his gf but still man op delivers for once even if its staged

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I'm satisfied but wanting more.

>>563251486
oh god yes

>>563251486
well done

Feet

>>563251486
you have the biggest fucking balls

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>>563251486

OP was a true gentleman
"Le tip Fedora"

>>563249007
put back your whole body into her pussy

>>563251486
Do stuff with it now.

You guys do realise OP hasn't time stamped. >Fiction and falsehood etc.

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>>563251486

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>>563251486
WHAT HAVE WE DONE

>>563251486
hawtdamn

>>563251486
OP you god