weirdest porn you have GO!

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my only weird one

>>563124770
wha... ho....why

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>>563124770
lol'd

>>563125161
fucking genius

>>563125661
thats a brilliant idea for a sprinkler if a fire starts in your house

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wincest shit is always shit

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>>563124556
I wish I was joking

>>563124556
I love assparagus.

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>>563125161
I fucking lost it.
Don't know if this counts

>>563126736
kek

>>563126952
Looks too much like Lynsey Bartilson

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Castrated trannies, tell me i is pervert i like traps with no nuts

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the girl has a dick

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>>563126027
>mfw i think that looks like delicious chocolate cream

>>563129505
You are gay.

>>563127956
Mooooar

>>563129505
>Mooooar

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>>563127956
Im really hoping it was from the 9/11 tits but this possibly game me the weirdest boner

>>563125661
Squirtacopter

>>563130595
There's no pepperoni on that pizza.

>>563130930
pepperoni tastes like shit.
bacon & mushrooms ftw

>>563127956

What is this?

>>563131163
mushrooms taste like shit.

>>563131163
There's no bacon on that pizza.

There's no mushrooms on that pizza.

>>563130595
sauce?

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>>563130052
Since you asked so nicely

>>563131879
I guess so. There isn't much else on the pizza.

>>563132207
HA

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>>563131213
Victim of a car accident. Bad accident. That's all they could find of him.

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>>563131879
Cum, and tomato sauce. What fucking sauce did you think was on it?

>>563128041
if the shoe fits...

>>563133692
...fuck it

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>>563133050

>>563132070
You HAVE to dump this set... PLEASE

>>563124556
... is that gonna make her pee smell funny?

>>563126736
toplel

>>563129505
sauce!

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>>563135273
>>563135617
Neat. Reverse search doesn't give shit, is there source or more?

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>>563136025
it's off of fetlife.

any of the files i post that start with 0004 are off of FL.

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power level over 9000

>>563136105
func enter?

>>563136404
thx man

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>>563137365
i honestly don't know why people troll facebook for clothed hot women when there are plenty of people who're up for posting nudes.

>>563126736
does anyone have sauce for this?

>>563137871
>being this new

>>563129505
The boy has boobs*

>>563124556
wow, she must really love aspergers

http://m.efukt.com/21154_Buffalo_Billy's_Bath_Salt_Adventure.html this

>>563138325
>>563138246
youre doing it wrong. You should have your steam library open to get hard

>>563138004
>thinking you're old because you've been here all summer

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>>563124556

>>563124770
>2014
>not enjoying pegging

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>>563124556
i HATE vegetables!!

>>563124556
So....Um...
www.heavy-r . com/video/137577/Nettles_In_Pussy_And_Ass/

>>563127956
>>563132070
>>563132407
If you are going to post stuff like this at least give a little background.

>>563125161
>This will never happen to me
>;___;

>>563124770
I'd fap to that

>>563138482

There is a ton of weird porn on efukt.

>>563139320

I'd do this to you, but only if you returned the favor~

>>563139398
You should do it irl instead.

>>563125161
sauce?... I need this.

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>>563139209
Sure thing

>like gore
>collect images from around the web
>generally will put the cause of death in the filename if it's obvious
>backstory is rarely if ever posted
>repost these images where they're applicable or for my own amusement
>dipshits ask constantly for a full run down on what happened when I obviously would fucking say why if I knew

You fucking retards could open your eyes and come to your own conclusions easily, for fuck's sake it's obvious 99% of the time.

>>563139807
Excatly. Like in your pic, for example, she clearly deleted system32.

>>563140341
ayy lmao

http://www.kaotic.com/26008_Hooker-Sits-In-Her-Own-Piss-And-Shit-Then-Goes-Crazy-With-Kids-Filming.html

>>563124770
..... sauce?

Someone post some queen snake gifs, I would but im on mobile

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>>563140432
yeah, i have no idea who's getting off on that one

>>563129505
>girl
>dick
pick one

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>>563135273

>>563140885
dick. thanks for the pointer anon

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>>563140885
he would pick dick, because he is a faggot

>>563125161
Is there a name for this type of porn?

>>563139428
>>563139524
where can i find more like this 2244

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>>563140972
for great justice!

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>>563141274
both of those images were off of fetlife, though i renamed them in my primary bdsm pr0n folder

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>>563141274

any chance any of you have some weird tits or nipples porn?

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>>563142314
define weird tits or nipple porn.

are you looking for nipple clamps and tit torture?

>>563142535
me gusta

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>>563142314
i'm also a fan of tit binding (with rope), but i think i only have one image of that?

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check out betty59 on fetlife... i think there are a few other pics on that profile.

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clover clamps ftw

>>563142535
with weird tits or weird nipples i actually mean the nipples being extremely pointy or tits being puffy, shit like that

>>563124556
>eating the stalks

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>>563143476
this is probably the closest thing i have.

>>563133419
MOAR

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>>563143476
still lots of fun to attach nipple clamps with bells on them and then tell your sub "i'm going to make these ring with [my hand/wooden paddle/leather slapper]"

pic related, my two pairs.

plus i have a lace collar with a bell. lots of fun.

Anyone got the webm of the black guy dressed as a box of rice and getting sucked off?

>>563144018
that's my fetish

>>563144626
fbi leave pls

>>563141254
second degree sexual assault

>>563144380
looks fun, will try

>>563144626
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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>>563144380
did all that kit set you back much?
thinking of investing in a spreader bar here...

>>563124770
>maximumbeta.gif

>>563136606

>the love between two men is no different than the love between a man and a woman

>>563129505
That's not weird, that's just gay.

>>563135102

>dat calculator

>>563137540
You can actually get drunk this way

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>>563144987
spreader bars are amazing.

depends what kind of spreader bars you want. adjustable ones retail at $60 each, unless you get them on sale.

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>>563146086
And die from alcohol poisoning. Almost 100% of the alcohol is immediately absorbed directly into your blood stream.

>>563146086
>0
You can also die

>>563136824


finding a gf - awesome
getting a trach so you don't have to come up for air when going down on your woman - priceless

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>>563137375
What in the actual fuck...

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>>563144987
most of my gear... probably about $500 total?

other stuff in a box. this is the stuff i play with most frequently.

>>563146654
/thread

>>563137375
What am I looking at?

>>563146895
> green with envy

>>563147089

I saw another gif or video years back where one of these got brutally fucked by a guy. Where can I buy one?

>>563147104

illegal pet trade. some dude got busted for smuggling lizards this way.

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>>563144987
>>563144925
and then lace stuff. this was custom stuff off of etsy.

>>563126173
Not porn, ABCs of Death.

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>>563147310
Not sure, I'd kinda want one myself but I haven't bothered finding one.

>>563146889
more, or how would i find more ?

>>563140668
Their anuses reminds me some Zerg structure...

>>563140439
Me rikey runchie. More like dis. Much more.

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>>563146975

>>563125986
Thanks for lul!

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>>563147692
You'll hate me for this but go on Reddit, /r/fifthworldgonewild. There's some stuff like that, though most is really retarded.

Oh and here's pink-chan because fuck it.

>>563148041
Ayy lmao

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I have a feeling of imminent image cap, someone should probably get ready to start a new thread and then link it here when it's time? Because we all have a lot more weird porn to share right?

I like tongue stuff show me tongue stuff /b/

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>>563147148
the pink spreader bar was on sale for $21. it worked well because the girl i was with at the time was big into daddy/little girl ageplay, so yeah.

the fun thing with the two adjustable bars is that i took the retention pins to a local machine shop and got them to drill out the shitty nibs that were holding the retention pins in place so that i could put locks in there instead. now, they're hard points.

also, if you get spreader bars or are into any kind of chain/lock/cuffs bondage, pro-tip: get lots of double-ended snap hooks. they're a lot faster than locks (though i have something like 7 sets 2x double keyed locks).

>>563144626
fucking bitch, this is child porn and I went there, dickhead! disgusting

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>>563148545
Ingore and report it, anon.
I just go ahead and contribute

>>563130930
Doesn't need pepperoni with all that sausage and sauce

>>563148673
WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

>>563146895
Just looking at all your stuff makes me think of how much fun I would have

>>563132070
before i clicked it, i though the bottom picture was bacon

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>>563148874

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>>563124556
shemale scat?

>>563148791
sauce?

>>563141254

Sharking

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>>563149071

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>>563143114
it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

>>563149102
moar

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>>563149237

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>>563148970
step 1: go on fetlife and make profile
step 2: go to events. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME MESSAGING WOMEN, IT DOESN'T WORK.
step 3: ????
step 4: profit!

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>>563149471
I have more but not webms

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>>563149215
fucked if i know

>>563149489
I have actually made an account but had no idea how to get started. So thanks for the help. Any more tips?

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>>563149475

>>563149071
Well fuck, I'm never dating a vet..

>>563144276
>Feminist porn

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>>563149717

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>>563149975

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>>563124556


Only vaguely SFW one. I've blew more loads to this picture than you have hairs on your head.

Anyone got that Japanese girl getting fish put in her ass?

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>>563146895
>>563147148
>>563148448
>>563147508
>>563148970
Not pictured: an electrowand, a lot more lingerie/leggings/gloves/blindfolds, knives and a couple vibes.

>>563149717
crazy bitch

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>>563150202

>>563150546


>this is what feminists actually believe

>>563148448
Thanks for the heads up
I just invested in http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ADJUSTABLE-BONDAGE-RESTRAINT-ANKLE-SPREADER-BAR-LEATHER-CUFFS-HEAVY-DUTY-HT240C-/171414587426?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&hash=item27e91b0822
and plan on getting these next...
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150969462067?_trksid=p2060778.m1438.l2649&var=450147995046&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>563128041
you look like a cock in them shoes m8

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>>563150562

WTF :D

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>>563150436
You mean the "how eel sushi is made" thing? It's on heavy-r at least.

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>>563149714
just keep going to events. start with munches.

remember that you have to build up a reputation as someone who's not insane. networking with people - just becoming friends - is key.

so be patient. i didn't play with someone until 5 months after i went to my first event.

now i have a primary, and three secondary play partners (i started going to events about a year ago).

it also helps to look decent (see pic), but even if not, you'll find people.

>>563144276
uhhm....
sauce?

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>>563150779

>>563146654
This is why I'm not allowed into Sea World

>>563150440
nice gear!

>>563150745
make it happen.

>>563150583
Seriously? Are there people who likes this?

>>563150834
Ok and what exactly are munches

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>>563150967

>>563150834
the space between the nipples and shoulders is not even disgusting
its actually amazing

>>563150894
japan...

>>563150436
>Anonymous (ID: mYbn+rzG) 08/17/14(Sun)22:42:20 No.563150554?
>File: 1566381796.jpg (201 KB, 1254x1829)
>>>
"I dont want to see shame in my ass!" Loved that one

>>563126952
mouuurrr

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>inb4 th-
fuck

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>>563150583
that's some professional prolapse.

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>>563151054

yes?

>>563151036
Thanks, you too! Love the collars especially. Real leather and steel?

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>>563151141

>>563129296
ummm...........
Go on sir

>>563151257
Too soon.

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>>563150745
p.s., see the nibs at the end of the retention pins? those are the things i had machined out by a local machine shop. they DO NOT stay in place - it's very easy for them to pop out.

so take the pins to a machine shop with small locks, and have them get rid of them.

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>>563151336

>>563151141
dis gon give me nightmares

>>563151141
HOLY SHIT

>>563151602

"Is is what a feminist looks like"

>>563135273
I FOUND IT, I FOUND IT, I FOUND THE LITTLE MAN IN A BOAT!

>>563124556
dat asparagus

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>>563151579
>>563151602
I'm sure you were warned about this place...

>>563125161
Why does this webm think it's a gif?

>>563151273
Why am i so surprsised? Before i came to 4chan i didnt understand why people like chicks with dicks neither.

>>563136606
Nice practice lance there buddy.

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>>563151889

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>>563151791
lel

>>563151126
munches, aka sloshes or moshes. typically, a large group of kink folk meet up at a bar for 4-5 hours and just chat, shoot the shit. sometimes the conversation will be about kink/sex, but often not.

do NOT open up straight off the bat with a conversation about kink with someone you haven't met. good questions to ask are things like "how did you get into kink?" "what brought you here?" etc.

but don't go with the intention of picking someone up the first go around.

>>563151150
wat

>>563151278
yes, quality stuff. all of it's from aslan leather --> http://www.aslanleather.com/

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>>563151889

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>>563151889

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>>563152171

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>>563151791
eh, and if that woman hasn't showered in a while, there's a good chance he'll smell of fish

pic very related

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>>563151572
thanks again

pic is in gracious return

you on collarspace by any chance?

>>563152372
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>563148874
>>563149071
>>563149237
>>563149475
>>563149717
>>563149975
>>563150202
>>563150562
>>563150779
>>563150967
>>563151141
>>563151336
>>563151579
oh fuck yes, thank you anon

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>>563152372
>cannot inpree

>>563148017
Sorry, I need to puke.....
And NOT rainbows....

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>>563152171
no, im quite attached to my scrotum and its content

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>>563152617

>>563152617
Is this what all those tumbler feminasties rub themselves to?

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>>563152441
nope, just fetlife. i have all the play i have time for at the moment, so no need to branch out to anything further at the moment.

and honestly, the online meat markets are kind of shitshows anyway. there are some crazy fucking women (nevermind the men) out there, anyway.

meeting/vetting people in person at events and finding out about THEIR reputation is just as important as building your own.

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>>563152835

>>563152130
Thanks I really appreciate the help. But I have one more question. Does being submissive change anything you have said? I just want to be clear before I take all your info to heart

>>563152835
>cumming
>no balls
makes perfect sense

>>563152617
This bitch

>>563153037
I gotta scoot!
Check out 'graphic sexual horror' by Anna Lorentzon and Barbara Bell when you get a chance.
Have a good week.

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>>563124556
Does this qualify?

>>563153039
:'(

>>563145227
who's that>?

>>563153091
its like last one in the chamber

>>563148673
sauce?

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>>563153073
being submissive changes none of it.

developing a reputation as someone who's not insane is important.

networking is important because you might meet some cool people who'll say "hey, let me introduce you to someone..."

also, you'll get invited to private play parties. public play parties are fun and all, but private parties are 10x better. they're a lot more intimate, and having been invited, you're much more likely to find that people are more receptive to considering you as a potential play partner.

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this is my fetish

dont be to harsh on me annon

>>563144564
MOAR

>>563152835
Re-post this in 10 threads or this WILL happen to YOU

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>>563153591
beats me

>>563132070

nice tits

>>563153539
you too. cheers!

i'm about to head out. any other questions? >>563153073

Someone make a new thread, and link to it in this thread please

>>563153039
I legitimately hope that everyone involved in the making of that comic, and everyone who actually has that mentality, all get gored to death, vlad the impaler style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIdtSY2KWhs

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10746749/Tasha_s_Pony_Tales

There is also "My little porny fucking is magic".

>>563138246
>>563138325

This looks like a man who just won at life.

>>563152798
>>563152798
edgy

>>563153813
Awesome thanks so much. I screen capped all your advice because this means a lot to me, as in if I don't do it it'll be one of my biggest regrets, so I really do appreciate it

>>563125661
Hydro Pump

>>563154298
yep

fetlife com / users / 2643698

>>563154426
just remember that it may take time. be patient. you'll meet some douchebags along the way, but you'll meet some cool people, and eventually one or more folks with whom you'll gel and probably play with.

>>563138482
Spiderman
Spidercan
???

>>563153879
Kek'd so hard

>>563136606
riotcontrolgear.jpg

>>563147310
Google Onahole Doll. You want the Konojo Toys link.

>>563144276
this kills the man

>>563140775
yes

>>563126173
this is the funniest goddamn thing i've seen in a week

>>563144394
I have it. But image limit

>>563131163
you are all wrong, the pizza needs pineapple, lots of pineapple

>>563142678
Fuck off