So why haven't you touched your sleeping sister yet?

she's ugly

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Please continue...

I have many times lmao

>>562891826
MOAR!!!!!!

no sister. if my sister had that ass I would have to fuck it. end of story. she would have no choice.

Because I am not pervert. but id like to see yours...continue...

Go on

>>562891826
OP, how old is your sister?

>>562892067
>not a pervert

>>562891826
I have.

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>>562891925

>>562891826
lol saging into oblivion

>>562891826
I'm outta here, that girl is 12 years old. I hope you burn in hell

>>562891826

Because she's a bitch.

>>562891826
continue, you are doing gods work anon

Kind of non-existant.

>>562892156

not mine, just fishing for oc

>>562892216
best id ever
> 1 oz
> DB
> durban black berry kush is what im
>smokin
>stoner conspiracy

Stick your finger in her butt o pussy

>>562891826
>>562892238
>>562892416

Is not you??
Nothing to do here, I'm out!

Only done it to my cousin, I'm never near my sister, plus she's 24ish and I'm not attracted to her at all. Sorry, no pictures, but please op, continue

>>562892416
then dump all

>>562892238
Touch her in all the right places OP.

DO IT FAGGOT

I did.

For years.

Got caught too.

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>>562892580
Post the pics you have of your cousin, faggot

>>562892738
Care to elaborate?
How'd you get caught?

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>>562892580
>Only done it to my cousin, I'm never near my sister, plus she's 24ish and I'm not attracted to her at all. Sorry, no pictures, but please op, continue

the rest of the set is basically this

>>562891826

been there,
done that,
cummed on the tshirt

>>562892774
Only have face pictures, plus she's probably about as old as op's sister, maybe even younger

>>562892956
>been there,
>done that,
>cummed on the tshirt

kek

>>562891826
You have wonderful, wonderful hands OP.

>>562893053
Actually, judging by the hair, my cousin is definitely younger

No sister. Also gay.

>>562893141
Kek, i was thinking this too, and i was looking at OP's hands longer than that booty

>>562891826
because i don't have any siblings

>>562892940
Keep posting please, we all want to look at your hands and her pantsu

LELELELE

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bep

>>562891908
/thread

>>562893630
Why can't my cousin sleep in a perfect position like that? Also, how do I prevent her from waking up? Slip something in her drink?

>>562893754

stealth slushie.jpg

>>562891826
I sleep in the same bed with them, son

get on mah lvl

>>562891826
Because fear of waking up and breaking my nose.

>>562893630
requesting photo of your hands please

>>562893842
I tried putting aleve in her milk to induce drowsiness, but she tasted it. I played it off pretty well though. On a side note, does aleve even have the side effect of drowsiness?

>>562891826

I've done it to my daughter. Well looked, spread so to speak, not actually touched "inside" lol

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>>562894005

just give her this before bed

>>562894139
Have I not mentioned that she's kinda young? I don't want to harm her developing mind with alcohol, nor do I want her breath to smell like alcohol, that's pretty suspicious.

>>562894107
Also, I'm not old enough to buy alcohol

>>562894316

doesnt taste or smell like alcohol

use smaller dose for smaller bodies

if you're ok slipping drugs in to her milk you'll be fine

>>562894403

buy it online

>>562894403

I didn't say anything about alochol lol

I mentioned touching my daughter in the same way you touch your sister

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>>562894249
>>562894438

>>562893754

your best bet is if she's been out drinking or haven't slept for a good while

>>562894249
I live about an hour from you. Expect me.

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>>562894532
>>562894249
>>562894438
nice try samefag NYPA

>>562894532
2/10 b8

>>562894532
>>562894438
>>562894249
what exactly are you trying to achieve?

>>562894532

try harder
nypa

>>562894249
>>562894438
>>562894532
You could at least reset your router between posts, faggot.

>>562894514
Sorry, replied to the wrong person, I'm an idiot

>>562891826
Solid thigh squeeze bro.

>>562894673

No biggie haha

How old are you both?

>>562894468
Someone (my mother most likely) would intercept the mail, plus I'd have a hard time smuggling it to my aunt's house, which is about an hour away. I need something really simple and doable.

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>>562894532

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>>562894249
>>562894438
>>562894532

>>562891826
She's 3000 miles away (and married).

>>562894839

ask her if she wants to play doctor and nurse

>>562891826
hey OP, any advice on how to not wake her up?

>>562892738
Story please? (On how you got caught)
I only sniff my sisters panties

>>562894806
Uhhhh, what are the age restrictions for posting on this site again?

>>562894107
Pedo. Find out his IP address and call child services.

>>562895035

So you're 18 :)

How old is she lol

>>562894839
Theres no simple way, these things take preparation

>>562891937
ayy lmao

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>>562894249
u dun goofed

I haven't because I don't have a sister but if I did she'd probably be into it.

>>562895067
Who said my daughter was underage? lol

>>562895080
Let's go with the simple "younger than me"

>>562895118
ayy

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>>562894634
>Expect me

>>562895170
I'd put it in her butt.

>>562895067
> implying he has a static IP
> implying IP can reveal most people's location

We have a retard in /b/ guys. Everyone calling him a faggot until he leaves.

>>562895118
ayy

>>562895283

This.

>>562894249
Please niggers

Learn to recognise an indirect Personal Army request.

Stupid newfags

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>>562895283

But this is /b/. We are all faggots here.

>>562895283
shhh don't spoil it, i always have a good laugh when retards think they know what they are talking about

i have, she was 15 i was 13. even licked her butt cheeks

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My sister is a total milf, but she lives 6 hours away from me. And on the few occasions I do visit her, I'm not fucking up my relationship with her and her husband. I get drunk with my since and her husband smokes me out.

Course, I still fantasize about sleeping with her. She's fucking hot. Same with my cousins, jesus fucking christ they're gorgeous. They're my age too, but they live 10 hours away from me, it sucks.

(inb4 pics of any of them, fuck you)

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some italian dude and his drunk friend

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3

>>562895821
Got her drunk and instead of sweet talking her into fucking, he took photos of her ??
Jesus fucking christ man

>>562896031
theres the door. Get out. Killing yourself also valid. Sincerely, everybody.

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>>562896031
Sure anon, sure

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>>562896016
>Got her drunk and instead of sweet talking her into fucking, he took photos of her ??
>Jesus fucking christ man

well, she was asleep at the time

>>562896016
In some cases, I would prefer the latter. Just my preference. I enjoy the thrill

>>562895747
Are you a complete retard or something?

That was a random document posted by another anon who then fucking samefagged to make it look like an accident.

My sisters are pretty heavy sleepers and the only thing that wakes them up is really heavy shaking. Mostly because they are used to sleep together hugging every night.

Sometimes when they are at my place I'll wake up and they've snuck into my bed during the night and are either side of me. Kinda cute, though I don't know why they do it.

Still, I would never consider touching them.

She is a ugly hambeast

>>562896448
Why not, anon?

>>562892024
You edgy cunt

Newfag here, /r/ screencap of samefag

>>562894139

god tier

>>562896535
They're both adopted, and it's suspected that they were sexually abused when they were way younger.

They obviously both trust me and look to me as a big brotherly figure, and I don't think I could ever betray that.

My real sister on the other hand... She's a smelly ugly bitch and I wouldn't want to go near her. (Quite literally her house smelt so bad you could smell shit outside and the neighbours would complain about the rats coming from her place, and I'd take my mates around and dare them to inhale and they'd want to vomit)

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i'm still waiting for oc

>>562897139
Fair enough, I wouldn't do it either. That's frickin adorable that they do that to you

because she lets me touch her when shes awake

>>562897659

pics pls

>>562897197
Show face anon pls

>>562894139
I´ll try it today

>>562894139
You do know that this is rape and you will fucking to to jail for this fucked up shit rieeeete?

>>562897197
OP pls moar

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>>562899098

>>562899051

what part of getting someone drunk and passed out is rape?

>>562899197
Lucky you
Where do you come from OP ?

>>562899234
The implied actions that follow said "drunk and passed out" state

how old is she?

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>>562894139
>rum
>bacardi

>>562899375

>"have fun"
>implies rape

what if I like to play monopoly with passed out people because I win that way?

>>562892325
A little rape will put her right.

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>>562894139
>>562897139

Haha, nasty bitch.

>>562899474
"have fun" on its own doesn't imply rape, but considering the context it is in, it does.

>>562891826
because i'm the only child

>>562899473
Thats what I was thinking. I can't even rape myself and I can drink a whole fifth.

>>562899789

you have a sick mind, anon

see a therapist asap

How do I get to touch my sister like this?

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>>562899197

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>>562899197

>>562894005
Benadryl will knock her out. It has to go into a strong flavored drink though. Gelcaps dissolve quickest if you break them open and dump the powder in. It won't hurt them to dump a 50mg gelcap into even an alcoholic beverage and it knocks someone the fuck out, especially an already heavy sleeper. Beware with anything carbonated. It reacts like mentos and diet coke. Pour a little at a time into a coke zero and she should be none the wiser.

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ex gf passed out

Because she is fucking fat

>>562897197
more of this girl OP?

>not cumming on them

why are you guys even posting

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>>562900214

>>562899880
I bet he will tell me I'm wasting that time, since that image clearly implies rape.

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>>562900296

bag of sand.exe

Those tits are horrible anon.

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ex aagain

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>>562901476

Ive a huge sexual attraction to my sister. Ive done just about everything except touched her. im too afraid that she would wake up. i would probably do it if she was out drinking tho.

>>562894107
ewww.... sister seems ok, but daughter?... that's pathway to jail too

>>562895118
ayy

Because my wide awake sister touched me while I was sleeping

>>562894139
Does this taste good? I like getting drunk and if this is tasty id like to date rape myself if you know what I mean.

>>562891826
Because I preferred her awake so she would fuck me.

>>562902270
and... how did that turn out?

>>562895821your sister has a nice cunt

>>562893630
Gross

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>>562903627
>>562903861
Mooooore

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>>562891826

Because I just get pics of her in the shower instead....

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>>562904392

>>562904073
this

>>562904517
How far will he go?

>>562904517
peggy hill?

>>562904467
mantheharpoons.bmp

>>562904467
Might as well keep going

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>>562904629
quite far

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>>562904795

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Already have

>>562904824
>quite far
ma dick

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>>562904758

Meh, I like her belly and rolls

>>562904467
whaoh off with the landwhale pics plz

>>562905023
Your sister is good chubby. Seriously would tap.

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http://www.realgirlsturd.com/turds/00022_Danielle-24yo.php

>>562895067
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

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>>562905259
>realgirlsturd
>/turds/
what the fuck

>>562894139
>> soda in freezer for three hours
>> three hours

youre going to need that sip of rum to take the edge off after cleaning out frozen syrup from your freezer

>>562905487
nice hole

>>562905584

Tasted nice too

>>562893630
>>562893630
did someone cum in her??

kek

>>562894139
Don't do it, it's mustard gas!

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>>562905487
Looks like she has worms

>>562905152
>stopping there
Dude, no please

>>562905648
wanna taste it so bad

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>>562904073

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>>562905802

No man....you're just doing it wrong

>>562905963
>that top tier vag
Unf.

>>562905963
fuck yeah, im proud of you, continue

>>562891826
Don't have to. She lets me fuck her whenever I want--and whenever she wants, too.

>>562906152
>X+XDTnMl
>story tiem

>>562905731
Never seen hairs on an asshole before?

>>562891826
because I don't have to wait until she sleeps if I wanna touch her faget

>>562905731
...but it doesnt
looks like she has a moist b-hole, which isnt much better

>>562891908
same , it sucs

>>562905487

>shit
>hair

Fucking disgusting

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>>562906114

>>562906572
Are you on drugs? that butt hole has just been licked clean

>>562891826
I'm an only child, OP

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>>562895283
>Implying shit third world countries like the US don't need to keep logs
>implying popo-sama can't get a court order to get such logs
>implying these logs aren't timestamped
>implying you're using your mother's credit card to pay for your comcast account

>>562906748
That vag is seriously perfect. How is her other hole basedanon

My sister is 22 you sick fuck, I'm not touching meat that old.

>>562891826
i have

Oh you mean meme: the game?

>>562906748
great puss

>>562907130
agree with you

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>>562891826
I only have a little brother, but you've given me something to think about.

>>562907528
see pee

>>562907528
Eww what a faggot

>>562907528
like you haven't already thought of it, faggot

>>562907528
how cute

>>562891826
http://enjoytheviewx.tumblr.com/

>why?

>>562907993
Where is spiderman?

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>>562907426
>>562907130

>>562908085
Why did you link that faggot page again...? link spam?

Experienced anons. Share your wisdom with me please. How to do so without getting caught? Is a trashed chav enough, or do you have to 'roofie' the girl?

>>562891826
>tfw i dont have one to do sexy shit with

>>562891826
only child nigga!

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>>562899474

>>562908297
Fuck was worried you were caught. See if you can spread cheeks unless you're dumping in which case please continue based anon

>>562908612
>implying thats really his sister

>>562908789
>implying it matters either way

>>562908297
spread the lips or show pooper

>>562908232
what was it?

copy paste url, trust me

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>>562908612
>>562909103

>>562905963
>>562906748
Where are the pictures between these two? I want to see how he managed to get her panties off in that manner.

>>562910103
ladies n gentlemen, dear niggers and fags, here you have the definition of a newfag

>>562909996
damn sweet she's wet

>>562910345
Sorry if I missed something that people who literally live on this site didn't, but I'm an oldfag in both age and how long I've been coming to 4chan.

>>562909996
so damn hot, wanna lick that slit

>>562909996
>Where are the pictures between these two? I want to see how he managed to get her panties off in that manner.

get a finger in there, sport

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>>562910738
>answering on ragebait
>newfag
>q.e.d.

>>562911682
As if I have anything better to do? Still not a newfag, only a bored oldfag. Wish vS13b+vn would've been the one to reply though, it's more entertaining that way.. but I'll take what I can get.

>>562912147
Shut the fuck up guy

>>562909996
mydickisdiamonds.jpg

>>562906748
more like dis

>>562912581
Because you tell me to? Hm, no.

>>562891826
But she's only 7!!

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>>562912581
Seconded

>Captcha - Aymaet

>>562912767
You fucking autistic shit

>>562912931
>>562912954
Haha, now it's starting to become fun again. Tell me why I'm an autistic shit, in green text.

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>>562912697

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>>562913214
i don't trust you...

I have, I poked her in her eye once

>>562891826
Cuz shes fugly.

>>562913130
Because you are literally wasting space, stop making pointless replies. No one likes want you are doing.

>>562891826
I don't have a sister.

But I have a g/f. ^___^

>>562895118
ayy

>>562913513
>No one likes want you are doing.
So? What the fuck... are you even serious right now? Also, you didn't green text, idiot.

>>562913214
based anon. Don't even care that you're a skelebones.
>tfw still no butt
Still fucking 10/10 tough

When I was 13-16ish I used to love when my sister invited her friends over for sleepovers. Sis is 2 years younger. I'd be up all night waiting for them to fall asleep so I could undress them.

It was such a rush trying to nudge them so I could get their PJs down. Heart racing, always terrified about them waking up.

I did try to drug them once grinding up PM cold medicine into a milkshake, but pills were still too gritty. They noticed it and didn't take more than a few drinks.

One of my favorite of her friends was this beautiful little blond farm girl. I fapped thinking about her exclusively for years. I used to lay next to her and kiss her lips, lick her little budding breasts. One time I grew so confident I tried to fuck her. She was on her belly with her sweet little ass in the air, and I was sure I couldn't get it in without waking her. Instead I just pumped my dick in the gap between her pussy and thighs.

Came so hard, then had to figure out what to do about the mess. I cleaned up what I could with some tissues, but I'm sure there were still dribbles all over her ass and panties in the morning.

I still think about that girl. I've tried to look her up over a decade later but couldn't find her.

You kids are lucky. Back then our cameras still used film, and video was shot on VHS with a camera bigger than your xbox.

>sleepovers ended after a few years when my Dad was accused of inappropriate sexual contact with some of my sister's friends
>some of the accusations involved being molested at night
>i look a lot like my dad, especially in the dark
>to this day I'm convinced he took the blame for times I woke a girl up and didn't know it
>he died of a heart attack a few years later
>never spoke of it
>dadbro is bro

>>562913754
You are a waste of time and this thread is dead. I hope you dont and havent reproduced. Im done

>>562895118
ayy

>>562914040
A person can't be a waste of time.

>>562891826
> be me a few years ago, approx. 21yo beta virgin
> my female friend sleeps besides me on my bed
> nowismychance.jpeg
> pull down her top stealthily
> start touching her tits
> she's awake
> wellthatsawkward.gif
> 'you thought i was asleep?'
> 'well, kinda'
> being the nympho she was, let's me continue
> end up fingering her, was too beta to grip the opportunity to fuck her

and this is how it paid off to be a perv

>>562914230
But you are

>>562914340
A person? Yes, I know, thus I can't be a waste of time.

hurry up and post more I need to ejaculate

>>562894139
Six ounces of rum is supposed to get someone drunk enough to pass out and not feel someone sticking their dick inside of them? You'd need double that at least, even for the lightweights out there.

>>562914340
>>562914465
Get a room you pair of faggots

>>562915150

No you cant watch, gaywad

R.I.P basedanon, you were truly doing gods work

>>562913449
Damn scrate! Gets it from your mom..

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>be me
>family vacation
>sharing a bed with little cousin who is the closest thing i've ever had to a sister
>cuddles up to me and whispers "i love you anon, you're the best cousin ever"
>falls asleep hugging me
>she eventually rolls over
>she's wearing a really thin shirt and no bra
>visible nipples
>boner, why are you doing this
>realize she is pretty damn cute, just the right sized boobs and dem hips are out of this world
>hug her, hand on her breast
>move around a little to see if she's a heavy sleeper
>nothing
>oh god boner why are you making me do this
>put a hand under her shirt
feels so good.pdf
>pinch her nipple a little bit
>she kind of whimpers and rolls over and hugs me
>heart is pounding so hard
>she's still snoring
>confirm she's still asleep
>no turning back now
>she's wearing a pair of my mesh shorts
>really easy to snake my hand under them
>feel that perfect little pussy
>start fapping with the other hand while rubbing her
>she still doesn't wake up
>cum buckets
>clean myself up, and the little bit i accidentally got on her
>hug her
>sleep like a fucking king
>wake up with her straddling me telling me if i wake up and hang out with her she'll love me forever

>mfw she does

end with the sisterfun? :-(

>>562916357
How old were you guys?

I don't think I've ever been on a vacation with my cousins haha.. For some reason I never cared about anyone that wasn't my immediate family.

>>562914018
Your dad knew it was you and covered for you.

I hope you loved him until the day he died because he was a bro.

I have. But she is 12 years younger than me, because my parents apparently need a cool down of several years or some shit and it felt really inappropriate. I am 22 now.

>>562916680
she was 15, i was 17
i'm the other way around
i have three cousins and an aunt who i would die for, but i'm not that close to my immediate family

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she's an ugly bitch

I only have one female cousin, and she's older than me. She's a milf though so I would wreck it any day. Problem is, she's certifiably insane, she's been forcibly taken to the mental hospital, or whatever it's called, after thinking that her husband was trying to kill her and that she was followed by some other people.

She's also in love with my other older cousin. Wish it was me, but I wasn't around during the years where young love could flourish I guess.

I wish there was a way for me to take advantage of all this so that I could fuck her.

>>562912581
heh what a douche ey?

>>562897139
Apparently your parents wrote off your sister and went and got a couple of much better daughters. Good for them and for you.

>>562899474
Lordy. I can see this as a real viewpoint from a /b/tard.

Mostly because I dont have a sister

>>562897139
How old are they if I may ask?

>>562894139
>Ingredients:
>a banana
>add the two bananas

>>562905693
>Don't do it, it's mustard gas!

woot? is that realy harmfull?

>>562919818
It seems implausinble that the recipe would create mustard gas, though I know nothingh about creating it. Mustard gas is deadly though. Also if you take advice from /b/ then prepare to risk your life and all your loved ones because worse "jokes" are posted here all the time.

>>562920523
He's referencing a picture describing how to grow crystals by mixing ammonia and bleach.Which creates a rather nasty gas, not sure if it would actually be mustard gas tho.

>>562921395
No hes not, mustard gas started in Rekt threads

>>562895118
ayy

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>>562921538
I've only seen it posted inside lifehack threads posted with this picture.

>>562893630
Disgusting, shave that shit

Cause i touch her when shes awake

>>562922112
But, would you still get nice crystals in the end? I believe thats the question were all wondering about right now. So, anybody here who actually tried? kek

>>562904467
you got moar?

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>>562904938
>ewwwwwwww

>>562922392

just google "4chan crystal" ffs

i did touch my sister while she slept, i was 14 and she was 13, she already had a full bush which surprised me, i touch it, licked her nipples, kissed her in the mouth and put my finger in her asshole, i was moving her and she was still asleep, young growing teens are heavy sleepers, easy prey.

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I have done that many times. Also hidden bathroom camera.

>>562924596
Moar of "not your suster"