You know the drill

And so do i

bump for interest

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get in here faggots

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A friendly reminder to use the tumblr tag

Jimmies have been rustled.

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Come on Faggots

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how are you dan

>inb4 image limit

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SUMMERFAG

>>562398582
>>562398621
Woah

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his dumblr reckless-relentlesss.tumblr.com

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dont let this thread 404 keks

>>562398035
Kept reading expecting something funny. Just faggotry. Why did you fucking post this convo you fag?

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even on the internets people cant stand me ;(

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>>562395592
Part 1

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>>562395592
Part 2

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Made a couple of hours ago

xD

http://logs.omegle.com/909ee7a

>>562395592
baited so hard

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Howdy pardner

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>tfw to beta to troll and end up having conversation

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>>562403929

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;)

SHit dont work, only Dans trying ro troll Dans,

its like fuckin DANCEPTION

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Move to the anime tag.

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>>562401428

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Pls n0 404

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dan hole

Bumping out of interest

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>tfw still too beta for substantial trolling

the best thing to do is fucking with the dans

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kek

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>>562407074

What the fuck? Somebody just posted this link and disconnected. I better find that faggot and dan his ass.

DanCon '14

We should make a religion about Dan.

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>>562395592

>>562408879
there is one. Dan is our god. we worship him.
Dan is with us, Dan made us, Dan loves us, Dan won't leave us.

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Walter says "fuck you and good night", asshole Dan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g

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le 9gag army xDD

>>562408401
haha was talking to him too ;D

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kek

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Got a Kik.

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Lol

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Didn't even get a chance to speak about our lord and savior Dan.

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here is my go

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this happened

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gave it a shot.

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someone's not being loyal

http://logs.omegle.com/da2d8d1

>>562410948
they have spy's dammit.

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>>562395592
Ayy

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i dun did it this time

also to the guy complaining about being a faggot and not finding the big diddly dicks, i'm cooler than yuo fgt

>>562398035
I hate you

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>>562409791

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Names Kaylah.
You: Names Dan.
Stranger: SUCK MY ASS
Stranger: UGH
You: K
You: when?
Stranger: THIS IS PISSING ME OFF
You: what is?
Stranger: I WANT TO MEET SOME GIRLS
Stranger: BUT THERE IS JUST DANS D;
You: Oh.. I'm a girl.
You: My parents thought I would be a boy.
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: PISS OFF
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: SUCK MY ASS
You: I am trying to
You: You wont let me
Stranger: I'M LEAVE
Stranger: ING

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wow how rude.

>>562412225
had her too
nigger

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fucking dan man

>>562412349
soz m8 i got triggered it just comes out

>>562411859
this guy with autism ;D

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> love**

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>>562398582
>>562398621
Kek

>>562413182
it's k m8, no hard feelz over here

>>562413234
that's me btw xD

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>>562395592

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This this one has had enough of Dan. Wonder if he'll an hero.

>love***

>>562413373
i thought u went to fuck .... that pony xD

>>562413768
i said eww and disconnected for the bait :D

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>>562413972
they want us off omegle!

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Heh, Daniel

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what do?

OP is leaving

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>>562414292
dan/dan/dan

Too many dans. We should change tag

>>562413868

eww ;3
that was mean. wanted to see more of your b8 ;D

>>562414423
goodnight sweet prince

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>>562414423
Thanks for sharing.

You guys cant just say you're Dan right away. You slowly gotta work it in.

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>>562414752
Fuck you faggot

>>562414891
slowly like your dick in my ass

>>562395592
BUMP

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>>562414942
<3

new common interest? youtube or twitter?

>>562415273
why?

>>562414989
exactly

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ayyyyyyyyy

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iFailed

>>562415446
ayy lmao

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>>562395592
Fat Ima

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fucking lol

>>562415375
everyone is a /b/ro now

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>>562395592

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rekt

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1/3

this is how you do it fags

>>562416352
idiots like this ruin it

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Dan feels lonely.

http://logs.omegle.com/42ea6d5

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2/3

I've had enough for tonight.

Nothing but /b/ros left.

Top Kek was had.

>>562398791
this is a good one XD

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3/3

http://logs.omegle.com/7e59747

We need a new tag

>>562416435
good b8 m8

>>562416864
Roleplay tag?

>>562401428
hahahahahahaha im diyng

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The fuckin monster mash

Tumblr tag is burnt out.

ALL DANS REPORT TO "GOD"

>>562417046
I agree on this.
Same Dan shit and legalize rape?

>>562417046
thats a good one
or beiber or pewdiepie

>>562416864
How about Otherkin?

>>562417046
>>562417257
so is this what were doing?

pewdiepie sounds good

>>562417469
i did bieber pewdiepie god and roleplay lol

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shame this guy fucking squandered his glorious ruse

>>562417469
Yeah but Pewdiepie sounds good.

Ill make a thread about it once it's decided.

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>>562395592

>>562417720
Sounds good

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god tag

>>562398035
>"hi im dan"
>tips fedora

>>562417515
>>562417582
>>562417720
>>562417863
Ok guess were doing pewdiepie guys

>>562417965
I think god tag with the new religion Dan sounds good.

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Danonymous.

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plss

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This guy stuck around longer than you'd expect.

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Dan is love, Dan is Life

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Lel.

>>562417632
ayy thats me lmao

>>562418295
That's me lel

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>>562395592

>>562411590
Many keks were had at those tabs

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NEW THREAD, NEW TAG

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS.

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>Flawless victory

http://logs.omegle.com/13cc777

>>562418635

Woof.

Beavis And Butthead Classic Pick Ups
Uh, hey baby.
Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
Would you like carry my books for me?
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
My lips are registered weapons.
I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.

Using those..

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Lol.

>>562418650

>>562418139

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ohh lawwdy :')

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Who doesn't love Dan?

>>562395592
I kek'd

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>>562416570
k bai

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>>562419090
Forgot pic.

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shoutout to anyone that understands the raw part

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>>562395592
New oc

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>>562418139

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

>>562418139

>>562419316
THIS STRANGER IS SO RAW

>>562418403
ayy lmao

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kek

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ayy

>>562395592
Why dont we post screencaps of dan convos on tumblr accounts we acquired by being dan?

>>562419779
ayy

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classic

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>>562402631
Ugh I can't stop keking

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Getting lazier and lazier with these

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This one's my best so far.

Got kik.
http://logs.omegle.com/eeaa4a7

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Kek

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I'm a new Dan.

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ayyyy lmao

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Feminist b8ed and Destroyed.

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Someone wasn't having a Dantastic day

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hey bro my Dan!

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I got bored so I played the other part. I was going to see if mi hermano would've posted the other side of the story first but I guess no ;-;

>>562395592
how do not be b&

>>562422693
also, i have a vpn, lets me enter chat but then says it couldnt find the sever. why

>>562422528
oh look, it's me

You: DAN
You: I AM ONE WITH DAN
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUYT DAN
You: DAN IS THE MAN
Stranger: IM SO CONFUSED
Stranger: AM I MISSING SOMETHING
You: DAN THE MAN FOR PRESIDENT
Stranger: PLS TELL ME IF I AM
You: You are missing Dan
Stranger: WHO IS DAN
You: Just accept DAn for who he is: Everything
Stranger: WHO IS DAN
Stranger: IM SO FLIUSTERED PLS TELL ME
Stranger: OMG WHERE IS HE FROM
You: I shall tell you the sstory of San
You: *DAn
Stranger: please do
Stranger: im so lost
You: This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just to sit right there and tel you how I became the Fresh Dan of Bel Air
Stranger: pls help

>>562422932
liar. if it was really you the popo would've gotten to you by now

this is what happends when you act like you hijacked the thread.
pastebin com/8Zv2csnU

>>562423586
*chat

hey i got a pretty good one

>>562423887
post it

Stranger: Are you accepting of different sexual preferences?
You: Dan accepts all
Stranger: Are you gay or transexual or pansexual?
You: DAn love everyone
Stranger: So pansexual
Stranger: Even black people?
You: Dan is part black
Stranger: What part?
You: as well as part everything
You: All parts, young Dan
Stranger: My name is Jessica
You: All men and women are equal in the eyes of Dan
Stranger: Women are better than men
You: Dan thinks otherwise
Stranger: You know nothing, Dan Chan.
You: Dan thinks that they are equal, and "better" will not matter when all living and nonliving beings become one with Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

You: dude
Stranger: dude
You: im dan
Stranger: Dan?
Stranger: fucking 4chan faggot
You: le 9gag army
Stranger: i love 9gag!
Stranger: the layout is so user friendly
You: dan is le new le meem
Stranger: oooohhh
Stranger: how to use?
Stranger: Dan?
You: just start conversation in a fun dandy way

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Dan is love, Dan is life.

Stranger: nah

You: Legalize Rape 2014

Stranger: what?

You: Too many Dans are being arrested for a victimless crime.

Stranger: u ok bruh?

You: Dantastic

You: How about you?

Stranger: white people

You: Dan people.

Stranger: wtf is dan??

You: My group, with the hacktivist group, Danonymous, working to legalize Rape in 2014.

You: It's a Dan good idea.

Stranger: yo mama shoulda swallowed u bruh

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: irk
You: what?
Stranger: my bad dude. wrong text
You: oh. what's up?
Stranger: don't even know who I'm texting anymore. haha
You: you're texting me.
Stranger: and I'm just watching a movie.
You: while texting ,e
You: me
Stranger: not a very good one.
You: memememememememememememe
You: what movie is it?
Stranger: Moment of truth.
Stranger: Read the first letters of each message
Stranger: It was SpiderDan 3
You: did dan get an mri?
Stranger: Nah dude
You: oh
Stranger: Don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
You: should i?
Stranger: Alright .
Stranger: Nevermind.
You: okay...
Stranger: I guess you haven't been on here for long,
You: yeah, i just got on\
Stranger: So, what's your name?
You: my name is dan.
Stranger: Man, is it really?
You: yeah, that's why i was confused earlier
Stranger: Ahh.
You: i thought maybe you meant my dad, who is also named dan
You: my dan dad.
Stranger: So I guess
Stranger: That youre a /b/to?
You: but the doctor's say he's going to be dandy.
Stranger: */b/ro
Stranger: Every Dan time
You: :D?
You have disconnected.

Found a /b/ro.

You: Hi

Stranger: Hello

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: Ayyy lmao

You: Ayyy lmao!

Stranger: I praise dan

You: Dan is love...

You: Dan is life.

Stranger: Dan is god

You: Dan true

Stranger: Dan be with you

You: See you on 4dan

Stranger: Peace out nigga

You: and may the Dan be with you too /b/ro

Stranger: I shall pray

Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: what's up?
Stranger: job applications lol
You: where are you applying?
Stranger: some steakhouse
You: oh, which one, if you don't mind me asking?
Stranger: its a local place its just called the steakhouse lol
You: oh
You: well, i actually like to travel around and try steak at different steakhouses.
Stranger: really? lol
You: yeah
You: my favorite is called dan's steakhouse
Stranger has disconnected.

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Why all the Dans?

Stranger: idk but it's fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: I know right!!!

Stranger: screams

You: Finally someone who underdans!

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: no

Stranger: PLEASE

Stranger has disconnected.

Oh man, I'm in the spy mode thing, there is a lot of femnazi privilege enforcers in there.

>>562425962
what's that now?

new thread >>562426190

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr .
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan. Nice to meet you.
You: How are you danning?
Stranger: Very well.
You: Would you say dantastic?
Stranger: Very much so.
Stranger: Good by b/ro.
Stranger has disconnected.

I SEE YOU

>>562418051
Fucking this.