ITT: we try to photosop this guy into an alpha male
who would win a fight? op's boyfriend or my carp face?
First attempt, didn't go so well
Congrats on alpha status
I tried and then gave up
here you go OP
holy shit I lost hard
Consider it an improvement.
how about this?
He is now known as apla.
Thats actually pretty good.
Add some non-symmetry to the nose (perfect symmetry doesnt look attractive) and fill in the white spots with flesh-tone, and I think you win
It's like Oblivion character creation!
Anon actually did a decent job
Then I got bored and did this.
I unfucked his face.
No major editing.
Duuude, you made him look like Robert Carlyle as Hitler.
Looks like a fucking russian
look at the muscles on this alpha beast
Do you think this shit has potential for templates?
Holy shit man
Tried again, ended up making this.
Alfiemales likes minecraft and pussy
Yeah. It has.
Hold on a minute...
Remember this guy's face. One day ther will be a mass shooting by this motherfucker. The media will show this pic and blame it all on video games. Femenist will scour his pathetic social media profiles and claim it had to be a misogynistic killing, even if more men died at his hands. That McCarthy bitch will say it was obvious autism that resulted from vaccines. In the end everyone will ignore the truth , for this truth cannot be used to push an agenda. He was just a sad and lonely motherfucker who blames everyone else for not treating him like the special snowflake his teachers and parents told him he was. He was tired of drifting thru life as a nobody, so he forced people to take notice the only way he could. The one thing any idiot with fingers can do. He pulled a trigger. The news networks know that people eat this shit up, do they cover the story on a loop. By the end of the day, millions of people know his name, and the other losers like him took notice. The cycle continues.
I did my best.
I don't know who that is in that gif . but I already hate him and his accent .
My name is Schedit Bachman.
Take advice from a #TRUE ALPHA MALE like myself on how to make this guy less of a #BETA faggot.
Pic related; it's me.
You couldn't possibly make me look any more alpha.
We got a new War Machine here
I actually feel bad for the guy. The guy in the picture posted it earlier, I saw the thread. That's where OP got it from. Poor bastards gonna wake up tomorrow and see all this shit.
This shit better be archived. Best post I've seen in a while. Today the content in /b/ has actually been amazing. There was a thread earlier about "remember when Robin Williams ...." Shit was fire. Kek'd like a mofo
Science also disagrees with me. Damn, I really thought I saw one of those symmetry studies and it said perfect symmetry was less attractive...
> One up vote for you kind gental man .
>kind gental man
looking alpha as fuck OP
>using hashtags on 4chan
>wear a beret
>brags about being an alpha male
went with the skinhead look
>tfw so alpha your mouth grows a fucking breast
>implying it's really him
>someone somewhere goes outside dressed like this
>and yet we judge niggers for niggering upon the weak like him
Now this is alpha
Can someone add a beard ?
Did I do good OP?
did you use one of these to make that?
lel i hardly tried, here ill put the beard someone else do it.
The beard didn't work so well
I was waiting for this shit!
I made him gorgeous.
9000h in mspaint
Subtlety is key.
not soon enough
Finished it nigs
Not bad... not bad at all. Maybe fix the neck, right eye, and lips and it'll be 10/10.
Challenge 2, away with weaboo hair
you did it wrong
300 posts and no one noticed hes missing an arm?