The hunt is on ... for real. It's no joke. Duane &quo

>>562265652

>professional mma fighter vs Cellulitia and two mace wielding manlets high on cocaine.

my body is ready

THE BOUNTY HUNTAAAA

>>562265652
I hope this is legit
>>562266456
kek

Kekekekekekek
Dog can't go to Mexico. War macine is 4 hours from Mexico. Dog screams "IMMA GONNA GIT U".
Understood , /b/ made war machine beat himself, but anyone who could figure out how to breathe would go to Mexico.
IMAO.
ayyy

Didn't that pasta that was posted here got laid up as a real statement on the young turks?

Anyone screened it/copied the text as proof?

DA BIG BAD DAWGG

>>562266739
dog has gone into mexico to pick someone up before. i say let leland and fagmachine go 1v1

>>562266739
B/ didn't do shit to him. Yes m, I know what happened, but the dude is clearly unstable. It's like bragging you won a argument with a 5 year old.

>>562267282
That's why he can't go back, he was charged with kidnapping

He's gonna get picked up by the cartels in no time if he crosses the border. Maybe ends up working for them? Or they demand a ransom.
either way this gun be some good headliners.

>>562267527
A few sources are saying the charges were dropped because of the statue of limitations.

Does anyone have the epic thread archived/screenshotted with the statement? The OP got quads/trips and it got fucking huge.

i forgot this guy existed

y DOUG ELFMAN
LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL

Dog the Bounty Hunter, TV fugitive-finder Duane Chapman, says on Twitter he will find real-life alleged villain War Machine.

On Monday, Dog barked on the Twitter that War Machine had 24 hours to turn himself in, or else Mr. Dog would find him out and turn him over to Vegas authorities.

Around lunch time Tuesday (Vegas time), Dog wrote on Twitter:

“War Machine YOU HAVE 6 HOURS LEFT !!SEE YOU SOON !!”


http://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment/reel/dog-bounty-hunter-vows-track-down-war-machine

>>562268528

>statue

Kek

>>562268665

>quads trip dubs

>on /b/

newfag.

>>562267372
summer summer summer, it turns me upside down.
summer summer summer it's like a merry go round

this guy was great. screams at and physically abuses criminals, throws them into a car, then offers water and cigarettes to them and starts to cry like a baby telling his life story. loved it.

>>562268665
it was a "get" get.

>>562268528
I think the "statue" of limitations is longer than a few days.

>>562269137
Newfag, you can dub/trip/quad 0s, you know ZERO?

Only newfags call other people newfags.

>>562269338
He only did that because he is a jesus freak who tried converting them or getting them into religion I guess he figured it might save them or help them out in life.

Go with Christ

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>>562269557

>Only newfags call other people newfags.

>call me a newfag

newfag.

>>562269697
i see what you did thar

>>562269634

>Go with Christ

Brah

>>562265652
>.http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5996759/exlusive-dog-bounty-hunter-claims-hes-close-to-war-machine-arrest

I have no idea who any of these people are

>>562269137
>>562269557
You're both idiots

Dog hates niggers and mexicans....GO DOG!!

#CMTDogAndBeth @WarMachine170 Time is up ! BEWARE OF THE DOG...

https://twitter.com/DogBountyHunter/status/499420234118217728

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>>562265652
>UHHHUH GEDDEM DAWG

>>562269332
Sorry, no. Just not a retard.

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HE GONNA MESS WITH THE DAWG,, HUH!??

>>562271530
most likely hell hide behind his crew

>>562272159
>hell hide behind his crew
>hell hide behind
>hell hide
>hell
Don't drop out of grade school

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@WarMachine170 your now In my World your a FUGITIVE & I Am a BOUNTY HUNTER !! YOU NEED TO FEEL SHAME !! Be a MAN SURRENDER TO AUTHORITIES
— Duane Dog Chapman (@DogBountyHunter) August 12, 2014

>>562265652
"Anytime any kind of girl is beaten like this by any kind of man -- and he's been on the run -- he enters into not an MMA ring, but "Dog's Ring." "

>>562269697
Stop it with calling people, newfags, it just makes everyone else look like newfags.

TL; DR you are a new fag

>>562273058
>>562269697
>>562269557
>>562269137
Newfags

>ITT a soggy old man and a bunch of faggots calling everyone newfag

>>562267372
>B/

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WarMachines boyfriend @AlphaMaleSeeJay is throwing a tantrum on twitter. He is prime for another "toughguy" gets beat up by the internet situation.

Just like a fuckin mexican....has to use a knife.

“My leg is so badly injured I have not been able to walk on my own. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got from my kitchen. He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear and head. He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife.”

http://www.news.com.au/sport/boxing/christy-mack-describes-alleged-assault-at-the-hands-of-former-boyfriend-mma-fighter-war-machine-aka-jon-koppenhaver/story-fndkzthy-1227021522374

>>562269338
he is not that bad at all he said he did had some mistakes in his life and thinks people can change but he has a hard on for war machine he is probably in Tijuana right now.

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Leeland bringing it.

>>562265652
someone on twitter says they hacked an email of war machine's relative and knows where he is. then he called dog to tell him. then dog posted all those tweets

>>562274126
more than likely

war machines brother claims he wants to fuck baby lisa......oh shit!! this is getting good.

Asked Leland Chapman to meet up in San Diego and he blocked me after dm'ing me first hahahaha pic.twitter.com/talfFkmKwv

https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay

BetaMaleSeeJay is a bigger bitch than his brother

I kek'd
Some old fatty and his bitch ass crew is gonna try to get a MMA fighter that is mentally unstable, hiding from the cops, and fucking dangerous. Yeah... dis gon be gud.

dog and his crew will get their shit wrecked

war machine or whatever the fuck is has been fightan all his life

>>562274731
Bitch will drop with one pepper round. Dude is a shitty fighter.

>>562267282
In the words of that faggoty dude that almost ruined inception for me

>Let them fight

LeeLand Chapman is also an MMA fighter

I'd fuck the shit out of @BabyLyssaC she wouldnt shit or walk right for a week

https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay/status/499106413772566528

>>562271530
Why would anyone be afraid of this obese tub of shit?

I honestly cant wait until they find WarMachines body so I can troll the fuck out of BetaMaleSeeJay

>>562274731
Lol people forget Dog is going to mexico, where 3% pepper spray is legal

>>562272159

I literally read it as hell instead of he'll a few times and was confused for a bit.

>the importance of knowing apostrophes in contracted words and or not being a lazy fuck to reach a key on your keyboard

>>562275004
oh shit lol the dog is gonna be pissed, she is hot Lisa is hot do

>>562275240
He is probably in a motel in Tijuana chilling doing alpha male shit

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Dog cannot pursue him into Mexico. He has been arrested for this once.

>>562275481
Baby lisa is a bucktoothed, mouth breathing, methwhore and already shat out a few kids.

Bitch is ruined.

if hes black dog will tear him up, the dog hatesblacks

Honestly, he has probably gone into the desert and killed himself.

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Dog more or less represents America.

Fat
Acts tough but isnt tough
racist
fake
attention seeking
lives in a dream land were he thinks hes boba fett

>Murica

>>562273576
Why is the kitchen knife dull?

Is that why war machine is so angry?

>>562275934
>imblying mexico has 24/7 Dog the Bounty Hunter agents at every border crossing

>>562265652
>mfw americans take that faggot dog serious.
i thought this guy was some national laughing stock.

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>>562265652
whatever happens between them just pls let it be recorded on camera

>>562276241
He has caught multiple international fugitives.

>>562276156
>implying Dog would be stupid enough to illegally enter Mexico
>implying Mexico won't have Dog detained the moment this hits the news.

>>562274126
His producers make him do that to look good on tv.

I was Chapman's arresting officer back in the day and let me tell you something about him.
He' an actor and a great big fucking joke.

Also, I'm half of the mass Leeland is and he broke his index finger trying to pucnh me in the abs.

They are losers and actors with bowflexes and delusions of grandeur.

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>>562276156
>implying Dog would be stupid enough to illegally enter Mexico
>implying Mexico won't have Dog detained the moment he tries to cross the border.

>>562276360
Doesnt make him less of a faggot.
Look at that guy, and his fucking show, its all one big joke

>>562272815
>your
fucking dog man

>>562276002
well you ruined it for me thanks lol didn`t knew that

Dog The Bounty Hunter Don't like Niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztYSsWk7sGY

>>562271530
> could still beat the shit out of most people

>>562276484
didn`t knew that hope he doesn`t catch war machine because been such a bragger about it

Hey amerifags
You see this guy as a hero aswell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8knmSz97f4

WHo the fuck actually watches this god damn shit

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You cannot be seriously thinking that Dawg the Boonty Cunter is a real ass person.

>mfw not even reading thread

>sage grows in every field

>>562265652
>mma vs hollywood queen

>>562276105
Did he also win WWII, WWI and annex the Moon too?

>>562274171
Remember when that spunky German grabbed Leeland's arms before kicking him in the chest and breaking them both?

That was me.

His dad, (the dog) ran away like a bitch.

>>562276109
because most people dont know how to sharpen a knife properly

>>562276752
Nobody in America watches this except old people and retarded children and teens.

Basically, nobody like I said.

Also, the entire show is staged and they even plant the fugitives to make good tv.

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ALPHAMALESHIT ?@AlphaMaleSeeJay 23m

@danielleeexxox even dogs son wouldnt say shit to me and blocked me. Didnt wanna end up like pic.twitter.com/GOtY318VaT

>>562268967
oh my god he's a super villain

nice try op, but you cant do anything to cheer me up

>rip williams

>>562277058
>>562277374

All that butthurt.

What did dog or leland do? Steal a woman from you are just more successful in general.

>>562277653
shut up grandma

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Anyone want to take bets on what will happen? I bet $200 Dog doesn't catch him.

>>562276868
Success can be had by anyone who has help from their allies.

>>562276484

{{citation needed}}

Am I the only one who is on war machines side? I mean bitch had another dude over. War machine is just getting fucked over by WKs

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>>562277590
Everyone starts from humble beginings.

>>562278987
lets see

Super villains:
War Machine

Super Heroes:
The Hedgehog
The Dog

who else

https://twitter.com/corey_harrison/status/499385605395320832
guys from Pawn Stars added 10k to the bounty

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So here’s the deal..Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine a few years ago attended a party last night for Porn Star Brooke Haven. Her Birthday party was being held at Ultimate Porn Studios in Van Nuys California..The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.

http://terezowens.com/former-mma-star-war-machine-causes-massacre-at-porn-party/

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>>562266286
Damn this is the best comment. I'm only one comment in on this thread.

>>562278873
I'm pretty sure we single handedly won those wars.

>>562279343
wait im confused

>>562279308
That fat fucking white knight has no bars and 8% battery life.

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MMA's War Machine Busts Up Bar, Spits On Cops

Take a heavily tattooed MMA-fighter-cum-porn-actor, who legally changed his name to "War Machine," and it's a surprise we're reporting on his bar brawl instead of reporting on when he doesn't start one.

Mr. Machine broke into the public consciousness on Spike's The Ultimate Fighter, back in 2007 when his name was still Jon Koppenhaver. His undistinguished record led to a brief flirtation with porn, which ended when he (establishing character alert) started fighting everyone at an industry party.

http://deadspin.com/5506788/mmas-war-machine-busts-up-bar-spits-on-cops

>>562279180
Super hero: The Zimmer-man

>>562280891

Super villains:
War Machine

Super Heroes:
The Hedgehog
The Dog
The Zimmer-man

It's times like these you wish Dorner were around to handle this bitch.

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>>562265652
I hope that degenerate inbred piece of white trash gets shot in the face.
Nothing would make me happier than to see this faggot bleed to death, or maybe War Machine can beat him into a bloody flesh bag of broken bones.

"Dog" Chapman, what a fucking joke. Only people he goes after are semi retarded niggers.

>>562281040
War Machine's brother sound as much like a villainous douche as War Machine does.

>>562281359
yeah but what would his villain name be?

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Former UFC fighter and current porn star Jon Koppenhaver, whose name has been legally changed to War Machine due to a trademark dispute, has now officially surpassed Junie Browning as the most notorious fighter in MMA. On March 13, 2010, War Machine posted an eBay listing for a "28 year old pro athlete piece of liver or kidney" with a starting bid of $50,000, and customer-friendly free shipping! While he didn't actually specify if the organs for sale were his, or perhaps from some other 28-year-old athlete stored in his freezer, it would seem offering any organs for sale, even if they're your own, is likely not legal in the United States. This eBay listing (which surely won't last long) could be the cause of yet another War Machine mugshot.
http://www.mmamadman.com/2010/03/war-machinetries-to-sell-organs-on-ebay.html

>>562281317
So since Chapman is going after War Machine, you are then calling War Machine a semi retarded nigger?

>>562281431
What is it he calls himself....SeeJay?

>>562281562

got it.

Super villains:
War Machine
Faggot Machine


Super Heroes:
The Hedgehog
The Dog
The Zimmer-man

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>>562281458
Wow, a /b/tard who can read and comprehend.

Its the end of the world for sure.

>>562271530
any fuckwit can hold a gun

>>562275175
>Why would anyone be afraid of this obese tub of shit?

nobody's afraid of dog becuase he's over 60 years old. his crew is full of fucking massive samoan dudes who know how to fight though

>>562281801
Well just wanted to be clear about things. Since this subhuman who calls himself War Machine decided to beat upon the face of a girl, he has then become quite like a full retarded nigger and not just a semi-retarded one.

>>562281562
SEEJAY?
MORE LIKE SEE-MEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>562282351
Well I'll take that as your professional opinion as a retarded nigger, because if you're implying that whether right or wrong the beating of a woman is by default ALWAYS wrong, well thats some kind of retarded nigger thinking right there, nigger.

>>562268528
statue of liberties*

>>562282978

i'd love for you to invent the scenario where it was appropriate to punch most of the teeth out of her face

>beating women
>having sex for money
>generaly being alpha as shit
Why are we mad at this /b/?

>>562282978
Well yes then I guess I am. Since there isn't any situation at all on the planet where some MMA trained fighter needs to repeatedly beat on any girl's face.

So you can think the way you want and I can think the way I want. Do some women deserve to get hit? yes. Do some men deserve to get hit? yes. Does anyone (outside extreme criminals and terrorist types) deserve to get a beat down like this girl received? no

>>562283430
he's not alpha at all he's beta as fuck. he punched himself in the face after being trolled on twitter

>>562283430
beating women =/= being alpha

beating women = being an insecure faggot

>>562283430

and he got fired from having sex for money because he was so beta

>>562283824
lol oh yea i forgot I was on /b/ where everyone still has a trauma from being beta in high school

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>>562283285
What "invent?"

There's like a million of them, pick one:

Didn't listen.
Didn't have dinner ready when I got home.
Didn't feed the dog
Didn't listen.
Smiled at the mailman.
Didn't listen (AGAIN!).
Didn't act enthused enough on anal night.
Made a face when I said I'd fuck her sister bowlegged.
Didn't listen, GODDAMN IT!

Pick one.

>>562265652
What does this old ass, leathery skin having, outdated bleached mullet wearing never-was think he's gonna do?

>>562283824

He's not insecure. He's just like a psycho.

>>562284194

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JDPm_QHk4

>>562265652
He's fucking kidding himself. He will get bashed worse than Christy Mack.

>>562284840
just wait until he meets the prison guards and inmates that like her movies

>>562276868
>annex the Moon
lel

the size of the dislike bar is the same as lady gaga's penis

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>>562284762
you fucking retard, you think Im going to watch your video for your response?

You limpwristed faggots who kowtow to every vagina as if any degenerate worm encrusted whore is to be equated to your own mothewrs, simply by virtue of having the same genetalia, are worthless and weak. You don't deserve to stand in the SHADOWS of actual men, much less classify yourselves as one.

This dumb whore want a man. A tough, hardened man or reckless abandon and of little brains. He didn't club her over the head and drag him off to his cave, SHE PICKED HIM and if a single one of you have even a middle school understanding of psyco0logy you know she picked him because she subconsciously wanted an ass beating.

Why? Well being a porn star isn't exactly the path to great self esteem. Despite how these dumb cunts might act.

I honestly doubt she deserved it, but I do not doubt on some level she got exactly what she wanted.

Take a fucking psychology class, FAGGOTS.

>>562285868
>I honestly doubt she deserved it

okay as long as we agree

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>>562265652

>>562278927
They were broken up and she's a pornstar ffs.

>>562286272

the only problem is the part where it says domestic abuse debut, it wasn't his first time

>>562266286
This is truly a showdown of the century.

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>>562265652
>mfw War Machine beats the shit out of Dog

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Finally a chance to post my cache of dog the bounty hunter pics!

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2/?

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3/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8QyNB7CYGU

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4/?

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5/?

robin williams did it

>>562287834
im actually upset

>>562278068
that nigger can sure shuffle the truffle

>And the circumstances with her being a defenseless girl and him being a modern-day O.J. Simpson

Dog spitting it

>>562265652
The only way this could get better is if Hulk Hogan joined Dog on this chase.

>>562289180
and lorenzo lamas

Anyone have the pic where "commentators" talk about Christys and War Machines fight.
"Christy had her youth and agility, but that wasn't enough. Machine really went all out with his combo"
And stuff.

Bumb

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House Negro Al Sharpton calls for boycott of porn star Christy Mack, says "the hoe deserved it". Trayvon Martin's Family Attorney: Benjamin Crump will represent War Machine.

>>562279343
>>562279872
That's an old incident, before the time he was dating Christy.

That what you get by dating a brute: brutallities!

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>>562286272
>>562286415
this one is better.

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>>562275202
hahaha love it cant wait to watch you troll him and tease him about his dead bro!! hahaha

>>562279308
his pawn star fat ass just wants a blowjob from christy mack when that newly toothless bitch can suck dick again

dog and crew will get wrecked

war machine's a trained fighter

>>562291590

They are bounty hunters, they have guns n shit

>>562291590
they have mace you fag

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Christy Mack vs. War Machine
when is someone going to make this streetfighter with their faces on it?

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>>562266286
honk honk

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>>562283430

>>562265652
I hope dog shoots the cunt.

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>This is America, you're not going to get away with stuff like this, not while I'm living and breathing. No, you're not. And if you're going to do this. we're going to come and get you. This guy knew when he pulled this that Dog was coming after him ... I'm telling ya.'
>This guy knew when he pulled this that Dog was coming after him ... I'm telling ya.'
The ego on this guy...

>>562292405
my sides hahaha

>>562292405
>happy fathers day

sweet, reminds me of the good ol days

>>562292405
> at the moment he's looking for some guy called moot

sidesinorbit.jpg every time

>>562267023
Go with Christ, brah

@DogBountyHunter @WarMachine170 youre 70 years old youregonna get knocked the fuck out. Hes my brother. I would KO you too old fuck
— ALPHAMALESHIT (@AlphaMaleSeeJay) August 12, 2014

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>>562281359
>>562281562
>>562281431
he's a troll dumbasses, a good one though
https://twitter.com/AlphaMaleSeeJay/media
https://twitter.com/mkope/status/499261891848306688

I was laughing from the very beginning of them being all high and might that they were seeing each other. It was obvious these douches were gonna end up like this...
Pornstar + guy known for fighting = what we see today, ladies and gentlemen.
Toppest of keks was had this day.

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Bumping for the beat down pics.

Honestly, I hope he kills the Duane fagget. Dumbass thinks he can be the police, he hasn't fucked with the wrong person

>>562279343
So wait this dud beat the shit out of Alanah Rae and Mack? Dude this guy is fucking up porn actresses left and right

>>562298604
Goofy, yet revealing as The Dogs reality shit is....he is a real bounty hunter, licensed and REAL....disregarding the TV shows (the new one is on CMT now) he has performed real duties that do NOT appear on TV....well known and respected
I will admit this is GREAT advertising for his show and a good marketing tactic, but much like he caught the Revlon guy in Mx (not part of the show), he is real in what he does

I love it when kids who do not have knowledge and are too stupid to read once in awhile spout off stupid shit....like cheering this abuser

This isnt a reality show, this is a true criminal who beats up women, a real cretin who beats on females and is simply a jealous little boy ala Chris Brown

When people like you post stupid shit its simply a reminder to the rest of us how we are separated by intelligence, class and the real world
This whole scenario will pan out on TV/News, etc

>>562298604
Dog went to prison for murder when he was younger. Serious

>>562299927
>>562300375

guys, MMA fighter.

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>>562276156
>implying they don't

>>562300778
and batshit crazy. I don't see mace protecting Chapman before War Machine can inflict his own damage. Bye Bye Dog

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>>562290673
MFW it shows a win.

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>>562277615
Bounty hunt them. Bounty hunt them All.

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>>562299927

>>562266286
Shit just got real

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>>562265652
why do i feel like this is some sort of telivishon show made by fate for the people of 4chan who made this happen
there are many bounty hunters and cops out there but it HAS to be dog,
next thing ya know sylvester stallone will be tagging along

>>562279343
>Layed out 8 pple

I honestly don't know how, maybe i'ts because all my friends lift IRL and it just wouldn't fucking happen, sometimes I forget the average man in america can only lift 125lbs and is 5'8. Seriously though, pick up a blunt object, fucking whack him with it.

>>562278927
Are you a muslim?

>muh ex-girlfriend can't talk to men

>>562291590
You do realize, behind the scenes Dog has protection right? On top of having 6'6 fucking bodyguards and shit, who will just eat 5'10 warmachine alive, they also pack heat in case things get oo out of hand.

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>>562290673
I thought tko by endless hits to the face was better...

>>562266739
Do the hands of law not reach Mexico or something, why can't Dog go to Mexico and get him?

>>562284194
Sauce?

>>562285241
Go a head and try to take it then.

>>562283824
you fucking stupid, He's mentally unstable, hes a roided mma fighter who has a long history of violence, he's not alpha because that impiles social dominance, beta means submissive, which he is not.

>tl;dr, human beings don't subscribe to the social dynamics of wolf packs faggot

Machine has been out of control for a long fucking time. He will either kill himself, or hopefully the cops will gun his stupid ass down. Just spend a little time on his twitter feed. His is a nut case.


War Machine @WarMachine170 · Aug 7

Fucking nasty fucking mood. Too many motherfuckers that I would have killed for have proved unworthy.

>Duane isn't allowed to own a firearm because of his felony charge in 1976
kek

>>562277653
>Steal a woman from you are just more successful in general.

wot?

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>>562279343
>>562280456
This was removed from his wiki page 2 days ago. Very strange, maybe it's his brother, manager or himself trying to save what's left of his public image.

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>>562265652
Cokehead vs Warmachine?

toppest of keks will be had

We should hunt Fag Machine down before dog does, and tip him off every time dog makes a lead.
Fuck this social justice circle jerk.
The slut will heal in time, and will continue to release anal pounding scenes for the pleasure of the world.
So why the fuck are we siding with her, she's a fucking pornstar, come on /b/

>>562303945
I agree 100%

>>562303945
>hunt Fag Machine down
How the fuck would we do this exactly?
Dog is getting getting tips from people on his website about his whereabouts.

>>562303945

because its hillarious watching an already deranged man slowly become more unstable.

i mean, look at thethread your in, we have an old bounty hunter reality tv star hunting down a man whose legal name is fucking war machine.

i get the whole "derp, why are we being moral fags" speil, but you seem to have made the mistake of thinking that /b/ is... well, anything but random.

>>562303945
How does Christy Mack being a pornstar equate to us helping a violent manchild escape the clutches of blond gene simmons and his retard crew?

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>>562276752
So good

>>562304541
war machine is a cunt why not mess him up?
I can see hem do an hero

>>562304541
>Blonde Gene Simmons and his retard crew.
I denounce my statement because of this.
You win anon

I hope that War Machine ends him.

>>562304660
I'm fine with that.

>>562303945
suggested we help him escape though. I'd much rather see a ridiculous showdown.

>>562303945

only summerfags are being all faggy over her

>>562276156
agents??? You mean police? ? Yeah dude, they have police their...

>>562304413
Ask anons to check their local gyms in San Diego would be a good start.

There are also rumors he's in canada or mexico, anons there could do the same thing.

>>562278068
I could watch this little nigger all day.

>>562292203
>Ryu
>Not Chun-Li

>>562265652
>sadistic rampage
>horrific injuries
oh come on, its just a regular beat up like a lot of whores receive everyday

>>562305272

was a bit worse than a regular beat down. Lots of broken bones in her face/head/eye or w/e it is.

She'll be back in porn when she gets patched up, all that sympathy will boost her profile higher than ever, so she'll be back gargling cum in no time

>>562277058
No I don't remember, got a link?

>>562277374
you're right. my grandparents watch this type of shit lol. it's so fucking cringeworthy

Well putting everything aside.

I would very much enjoy watching the coke crazy Hogan brawl with Fag Machine.

Let us pray to The Emprah that it's recorded.

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>>562276752
>Shooting a Fish in the fucking boat
>mfw

>>562276752
hahahahaha the fish was already dead

>>562299927
DIDF gtfo please.

>>562276752
That was fucking incredible.

>>562286881

Does dog have any native blood at all?

>>562276752
>Fires handgun at floor of boat.
>"There's a hole in the boat!"

>>562277412

looks alot like Diego Sanchez after BJ beat the shit out of him

>>562268967
>dog barked
lol'd heartily

>>562280456
I started to like him on the JRE episode. he's no doubt had a shit life. but this is the first ive known of him beating up a chick and probably ending her career

>>562269691
dogs don't say awoo dummy
they say wan wan

>>562307332

Not really amusing

>>562307532

why would her career be over?

>>562307332
No that funny. Remove yourself from this thread.

Reading the attached article, I think fag boy machine will kill himself. He cannot handle another jail sentence.

"I had a lot of bad things happen while I was in jail," he told Helwani. "My wife got deported to Hungary while I was in there; I couldn't say bye. My grandma died. My grandma lived 10 minutes away, I couldn't say bye. So I had a lot of crappy things going on. It was depressing. I never came to terms with the fact that I was back in jail. That's hard to believe maybe, but it doesn't feel real in there. You don't even realize how much time really passed until you get out and realize, 'Man, I was really in there for a year. All these things really did happen. My grandma's really dead. I'm really alone again.' I don't know. It's a trip man. It's really like a time warp."

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/11/7/3615712/war-machine-reflects-two-years-jail-returning-bellator-mma-welterweight-vote-fight-news

>>562307332
>04
ausfag detected
fuck off you shitposting autist

Anyone have pictures of Dogs crew?

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>>562307332

Shit tier joke is unfunny

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>>562307948
Here.

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>>562289626
ya welcome

>>562307578
>>562307693
>>562307816
>>562308126

Well I chuckled. I hope his face falls next time his wife gets her tits out as he can't get the mental image of suckling pigs out of his head.

>>562307757
It's possible that this guy is dumber than previously thought.

>understatement of the year

I thought you were allowed to beat the shit out of people when you catch um cheating on you? Isn't that why adultery was always frowned upon?

But yeah kids, don't date porn stars if you're the jealous type.

>>562307678
shes looking at a lot of physical therapy, she cant even eat solid food.
shes a porn star, think about it

>>562308865
Doesn't mean she can't eat some solid dick.

>>562308865
Yeah that was actually the first JRE episode I listened to. Have a job where I listen to podcasts all night for the last half year. Now I'm wondering what joe will say when I catch up or if he won't really comment much on it. I kinda grew to feel bad for war machine.

>>562308862
>broke up months ago
>most likely was only meeting a friend
>cheating

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Sonny Westbrook is a member of Dogs security team.

>>562286782

Looks like a homo - I wonder how much time he spends on his hair?
Cop/pig wanna-be - I hope someone shoots him.

>>562309530
Use your words not your implications.

They broke up and he was kinda stalking her? is that what you're saying? So it's a jealous ex that beat up a whore?

Aren't there still wars going on?

>>562307757
he'll kill himself for sure, he still 'loves' that whore (take a look at his twitter) and he almost surely will go to jail if he doesnt kill himself

>>562265652
realty shoe celebrity searches for mock fighting champ, world still thinks its real.
that is how this headline should read the whole thing is dumb as shit

>>562308172
Oh look /pol/ and pals