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I want to fuck up my roommates gaming life. give me ways to sabotage

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I want to fuck up my roommates gaming life. give me ways to sabotage his computer smartly.
In the mean time ill be posting r34
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>>562255970
what the fuck did he do m8?
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>>562255970

bump
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>>562255970
But things in fans
Install Linux
Punch HDD
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>>562255970
where this bitch from?
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>>562256357
Kill la kill. Amazing series. Watch it.
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>>562255970
Log in on his network and CMD shutdown his computer while gaming
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>>562255970
>>562256121
More kill la kill plz
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>>562256357
Boko no pico, its a great show but all the fan service ruins it.
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The chick? kill la kill
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>>562256141
He is a complete slob never cleans, i just got done cleaning the clogged bathroom sink of hair which was his fault, and i asked him if he could whip the sink of his hair after he shaves and he completely denies it as his doing.
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Find one cockroach.

Place said cockroach in the computer.

???

Profit.

Source: Trust me nigga I've seen this shit work.
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>>562256517
How would i go across doing this?
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Delete system32 folder
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>>562256762
>ILoveYou.zip
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>>562256823
Doesnt that just slow down the operating system
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>>562256610
I'm pretty sure this doesn't warrant potentially destroying a gaming PC.
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>>562255970

1. Make a shutdown batch.
2. Put in startup folder.
3. ....
4. Profit.
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>>562257091
nigga u srs?
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Dude... kick his ass, fart on his pillow, shit in his pudding.
But never NEVER fuck with a mans computer.
Quit being a bitch a fight back like a man
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Do you want to do one major thing, that's obviously you, or wanna do small tedious things?
I'd say changing to shitty OS's and creating bloat files may be angering.
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>>562255970
Get a ghost keyboard from Think Geek. If he has an internal USB connection, even better. Hook that bitch up, and let it fly. There might even be software freely available.

Keyloggers are good to. There are some great ones out there. Log into his MMO accounts, give away his shit, make enemies with everyone.
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Does she fuck her clothes?
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>>562256643
Buy many cockroaches from a science supply company. Put them in the fridge to force them to slow down a lot. Remove from fridge, add to computer. Also break one important component and seal all exits to the computer. Add some food for the cockroaches. When he tries to use the computer, it won't work. When he opens it up, he gets cockroaches everywhere.
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Win Key + r

ncpa.cpl

Change active connection to a random static address.
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Try confronting him directly you fucking faggot
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>>562256610
welp lemme get the ideas flowing.... hmm....
i would say a really good one be while hes away, fuck with his keyboard, but open it up and subtly disable only 1 key at a time. he'll think he just keeps getting defective keyboards, and if he's a really fucking dumbass wont even suspect you messing with it.
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>>562257114
Its not just that though. I could spend so many fucking hours typing shit up about him, he is 27 doesnt have a job has no sense of responsibility, all he does is sleep all day and stay up all night yelling at his videos games, and screaming that he never gets a good team on lol whatever the hell that is
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>>562256762
In cmd put this:

Shutdown -i

A dialogue will appear find your friends network IP address(the 192.168.x.x) rest is self explanatory
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>>562257091
It pretty much stops anything from working. Delete it and post updates. pics or vids of it going down are a plus.
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I worked in the field for a while, and I can tell you, if you really want to fuck his world up. If his system is fan cooled, break off ONE single fin on his heatsink fan. You will cause him range and massive problems later. Don't cut it or he will know, break it off.
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>>562257641
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In all seriousness, he's probably autistic.
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>>562257614
>>562256610
but bees suit+hornet nest+throw it into the pc works equally as well i suppose...
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>>562257773
Well i will have to wait until he leaves which is like close to never, He has some kind of alienware laptop. the only reason he has it is cause he stole it.
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Set a batchfile timebomb that deletes system 32. Make it last long enough so it detonates when he is gaming so he will think the hardrive got corrupted. He will have to reinstall all his games. It will fuck up his life.
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>>562257174
>Fight like a man
>Anime image
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>>562255970
Kill yourself
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>>562257641
Then punch him in the face and call him out on his bullshit!!!! Quit acting like a lil bitch and grow some testicles!!!
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>what
>nigga.jpg
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>>562255970
I'd do this if you didnt really want to harm his data but mess with him nonetheless.
http://www.instructables.com/id/make-an-annoying-program-that-opens-and-closes-all/
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>>562258209
>Kill yourself
I second this
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>>562258078
And i was already planning on deleting the system 32, but how would i go about doing it with this method
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>>562257641
Still, see

>>562257174
or
>>562257575

While he may be the worst possible roomate ever, it's not a good idea to go about destroying others property. Seriously though just fuck with him without damaging his stuff. That's niggerish.
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>>562258423
Send the batchfile over lan connection. If he is in midgame he wont notice. Send a seperate batch to place the other batch in a safe file, and make the second batch activate the first batch, then delete itself.
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>>562258423
One question OP.
Are you female?
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>>562257641
Dude, I lived with a shithead that was the exact same way. This takes a bit of work, but get DD-WRT on your router, get his mac address, and assign a bandwith cap. Slow that bitch down to a crawl. Just enough for internet, nothing else. He won't know what the fuck is going on. You can also block the router reset button, so if he gets desperate, it won't do anything.
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>>562255970

for starters, take a screenshot of his desktop and then delete all his desktop icons and set the screenshot as his background
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>>562258652
Thats not that helpful on how id do it
>in the mean time what should i post
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>>562259174
bianca from kim possible please
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>>562259174
Geez search engines exist for a reason. You think people just learn computer skills simply by pressing random keys or something?
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>>562259174
>>562258729
Still need an answer OP.
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>>562259402
Umm i dont have here bianca is a girl i know
>>562259424
Nigga wut
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maybe have a shitload of torrents running to eat up bandwidth?
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>>562259851
Look up how to make batch files and look up software for sending files over lan. Geez
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>>562259174

Avatar.
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>>562259912
i already watch netflix when hes gaming
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>>562255970
Too lazy too read
whyd you wanna do this?
btw thanks for r34
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AHAHAHAHAAHA OH THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS
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>>562259174
more kill la kill PLEASE
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>>562260181
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>>562259174
dude adventure time
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>>562260420
this is literally the last pic i have, i was going to get more sometime soon
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>>562256906
Her leg looks like a giant dick from the thumbnail.
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fuck it im posting what i want, hopefully this will take off into a r34 thread
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>>562261228
i can help out if you dont mind op
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OP post more kill la kill please
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>>562261474
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>>562261553
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>>562261474
Can you please do help, and post whatcha got of kill la kill i need more
>>562261493
I dont have any more kill la kill why dont you post some
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So far all of these pictures have been shit with the exception of like... 2.
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>>562261474
YES
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>>562261493
Aela the Huntress pls?
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>>562261493
adventure time or unsorted please
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/r/ feet related
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>>562261493
Mirai Nikki pls
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>>562261629
>>562261706
Shiet man unfortunately you posted like all my KLK ill see what i have though
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>>562261926
>>562261938
will keep in mind after i post what i have in the KLK section
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>>562261629
Anymore DB/DBZ?
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>>562262047>>562262152
>>562262047
Like seriously all i do to get my rule 34 is search up (blank) r34 on google and just save em
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>>562262152

This one chick I know is obsessed with that show and is also into bondage and wants me to fuck her while she's cosplaying that character.
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>>562262152
>>562262275
TOO MUCH PEOPLE ASKING
after feet or mirai nikki
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>>562262424
DO IT FAGGOT
>>562262382
I do that alot of the time too
but not for every character i like so it takes some time for me to get for some character
>>562262454
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>>562261706
>>562261765
>>562261776
>>562261938
Too lazy to dump, have the mega link

https://mega.co.nz/#F!D5xmlaxZ!6-2QJp6sHvnZcVhmR8dhEQ
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>>562256597
I watched that, came so hard.
>I'd definitely nominate for be anime ever.
>The character development was impeccable to say the least.
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>>562262675
Don't download this. This makes nerve gas in you PC.
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>>562262424
Is she fat if so dont do it, If she has a rocking body do it
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buy a booter and just ddos him while playing.
thats what i did to my bitch roommate while he was in his promos in league.
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>>562262675
too lazy to open link

please dump
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>>562262974
Nah
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>>562262895

Nope she looks anime at times she's got that skinny yet curvy body type at the same time, D cups, blonde with blue eyes, tanned skin, about 5'6 and I'm 6'7.

I've just been holding off cause what she wants doesnt seem normal and I'm worried about sticking my dick in crazy, regardless of how hot that crazy is.
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>>562262635
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>>562263204
Just do it faggot
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Beat him up but YOU NEVER FUCK WITH A MANS GAMING PC
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>>562263365
posting the DBZ next cuz i have like no mirai nikki
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>>562263204
pls
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>>562263508
Or ill post it randomly because im lazy as fuck
Hows everyone doing?
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>>562263508
Good man

Gimme dat videl
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>>562263475
Its not even his faggot he stole it
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>>562263663
B-but I said DBZ...
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>>562263314
As much as I like KLK...

Wtf am I saying

Obviously do it
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>>562263663
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>>562261493
Yoko folder, pls?
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>>562263726
>>562263794
wow now i feel shitty DBZ it is
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>>562263795

But she wants me to do it raw while she's bound to a bed and gagged and video tape it all.

That seems like she wants to get preggers or use the tape and say I raped her.
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>>562263774
the question is...

Is he a nigger
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>>562264224
That's the ticket!
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>>562264258
He is a scrawny ass white kid
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>>562264224
btw sorry my folder is unorganized so it might take some time
whos lurking?
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>>562264963

I am.
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>>562264512
you should take apart his computer without damaging the insides, and replace the insides with weed. That'll get him good.

you should also post some adventure time
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>>562264963
moi
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>>562260668
i got you.
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>>562264963
Me
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>>562264963
im sorry im taking so long my folder went out of whack as i was trying to dump and moved shit around
Im spending all day tomorrow and gonna try and fix this
>>562265075
>>562265229

okay sexies
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>>562265468
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>>562265554
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>>562265623
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>>562265719
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>>562265123
none of the above, you're playing against batman, and he only have 5 minutes to prepare
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>>562265847
So
weird question
Who here is fapping
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>>562265958
Surprisingly, not me. I'm just collecting at the moment. Thanks.
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>>562265958

Me, why's that weird?
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I have a bit of klk stuff if anyone wants.
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>>562266347
yes please
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>>562255970
Just delete his system 32 folder, or change his steam or whatever he uses password
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>>562266347
moar
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>>562266097
Same here...
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>>562265958
>>562266104
I like knowing im getting people off it turns me on
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>>562266581
i lel'd
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>>562266402
k, I'll post what I got
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>>562263774
who steals faggots? seriously.
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>>562266615

Fair enough.
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>>562266615
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>>562266941
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>>562267020
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>>562255970
Delete system 32
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>>562259174
pokemom
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>>562257132
This will only work a few times unless he's full retard and doesn't do an alternative start up.
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>>562267214
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>>562267489
All outa DBZ
What else should i get in here?
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>>562267631
i would say adventure time again, but then it'd be like the 4th time, and apparently nobody has any.

so do some pokemon
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some jessica rabbit would be awesome
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>>562267831
Oh you nigger
this is something i can get my boner behind
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>>562268016
Gotta say Pokegirl id bang is Hilda
rosa is a close 2nd
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>>562268239
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great thread anons
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>>562255970
take of the cover/case and expose the motherboard. Give it a static shock. It will never work again and there's no visual evidence of tampering.
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>>562268303
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from the deviantart page
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>>562255970
You grow a pair of balls, walk up to this wanker and pop him in his cocksucker. Then tell him get his fucking ducks in a row. Be a fucking man.
You ARE a fucking man, aren't you?

pic related: It's for your butt hurt
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>>562268591
Is everyone cool with pokemans?
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>>562268487
this
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>>562268908
i think so. anybody want some actual pokemans, or should that be contained in those pokebox threads?
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>>562268756
>tell him get his fucking ducks in a row.
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>>562268908
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>>562269096
pokebox is usually just anthro so posting so pokegirls here would be great
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U r al negro 4 likin this shiet i sware
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>>562269119
thats a great phrase, im gonna use that
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>>562269096
There always pokebox, we should let this just be the girls
>>562269119
kek
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I know the type, I lived with two assholes who lived on unemployment. Did nothing but play ff 14. Remove the thermal past from his CPU or GPU, overheating problems for days. Torrent and seed things constantly to slow your connection to a crawl. Swap his ram around so that it's in the wrong slots. Kill the fan in his Power supply for more heat issues. Find better roommates, because living with lazy people isn't worth the effort.
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>>562269305
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>>562255970
You could act like an adult and get your own fucking place
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>>562265958
.....me
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>>562269192
>>562269305
kk
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>>562269434
God
no
Not FF14 Players
Theyre usually cool dudes
>>562269437
>>562269558
nice to know there sexy, having a good time there?
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>>562269692
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>>562257641
What's your situation? Are you able to be rid of him/swap roommates or some shit?
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>>562269586
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About done dumping for now, this is probably going to be the last one I post.
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>>562269692
Yeah. Dragonball gets me hard every time I go near it.
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>>562269841
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>>562269907
your service is appriciated
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>>562270002
Shiet, if only i had more then.
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>>562265123
Wouldn't this give them all cancer?
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>>562270165
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>>562255970
Here's a few
>Take apart his mouse and use a razor to shave just a quarter millimeter of plastic off the right mouse button's actual button thingy, that way his right mouse button will only work half the time
>Replace the white monitor cord on the back of his computer with a blue one, video quality will go down greatly
>Whenever he's away, turn his computer on and leave it running or put it in sleep mode when he's asleep, if he's running windows this will start to slow it down over time
>veeeery carefully drip sugar water or something on the bearings of his computer fans so they slow down, computer slows down over time from too much heat
If you want to say fuck the subtlety, here's a few:
>Unplug his fans altogether except for a noisey one
>Draw with semi-see through marker on mouse sensor
>Leave a big black dick on his monitor for a few days to burn it in on full brightness
> remove a pin or two from his monitorr's display cord
And if you really want to fuck him over without him knowing how for a while, Look up how to remove a cpu
>Take out cpu, bend just a single pin eeeever so slightly on either the motherboard or chip, make it hard to notice
>Thermal paste that fucker back up and call it good, he'll never think to look at the cpu and assume a perfectly good computer is just broken
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>>562270165
It's fine. I'm still at it.

>>562270179
uwotm8
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>>562265958
I am. Specifically to the Videl pics. My wife dressed up as Videl for a con, causing me to develop a fetish for her.
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>>562258256
>tells someone to stop being a bitch
>post homoerotic chinese cartoon
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>>562255970
put a mustard sludged balogna slice in the CD drive
next download junk from warez ALL OF IT.
find the DL anti virus windows 2014 pro gold
ask TOR hackers how to hack
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>>562270374
>>562270351
Liking the pokegirls?
>>562270374
Shiet that sounds hot as fuck ya lucky whore
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>>562256597
the greatest troll is one who trolls the trolls. This anime is about older men fucking little boys do not watch
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>>562257641
Jesus dude, why the fuck is he even your roommate then? Kick his fat ass out, don't be a pussy, just tell him to fuck off.
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>>562270459
>Calls someone out on posting homoerotic chinese cartoon
>Is a bitch
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>>562270554
>>
>be me
>i am tree
>knock knock
>who there
>i am groot
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>>562270554
They're great. I quit watching Pokemon after like the 2nd season though so I have no idea who most of the girls are.
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>>562270573
don't troll me, I know it's the most epic avdenture romance of all time
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>>562270759
I keep somewhat intouch with the games even after i stopped playing after it went to DS so i know some
>>562270712
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>>562270790
boku no pico wa otokonoko to otokonohito no hentai imas
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>>562270890
>Those condoms around her nipples
oh my
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>>562270890
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>>562270970
fuck i can actually kind of understand that. i'm so glad i took one year of japanese
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>>562271018
i like lewd okay..
>>562271030
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>>562271126
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>>562271153
lewd is love

lewd is life
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>>562261965
Oh jeez, and I was trying not to cap.
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>>562271237
>>562271270
Yeah see you know
Im getting tired of poke
what should i post guys
>>
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>>562271126
I wouldnt be. That was less than 2 weeks of a cracked rosetta stone
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>>562271440
what else do you have?
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>>562270679
>gets butt hurt
>call him a bitch
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>>562271512
oh god yes, please more of her/ my dick needs MILF
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>>562271440
>>562271552
A bunch of random
shit
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>>562271440
how about the random things you haven't sorted
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>>562271652
you have monster girls?
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>>562271652
oh mother of sweet puffy vulva this is good.
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>>562271716
i have like none
Does this count as monster?
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>>562271597
>Implies im mad
>calls me out for calling that guy a bitch
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>>562270554
It was a lot of fun. She and some friends were going to a con and they invited me. I didn't dress up, but I did take pictures. To this day, if I call I say something like "Do you want to train with me today, Videl?" in my Kyle Hebert-as-Gohan voice she'll blush and cover her face while saying "EEEK! I can't handle it!"

It's adorable every time.
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>>562271858
looks like LoL, just post your personal favorites. i trust in your taste
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>>562271858
>>562271948
Sounds cute
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>>562272010
i will do what i can anon
I dont have much monster but ill do it
>>562272047
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>>562255970
>>562257641
install tomato shibby on router
limit bandwidth so he lags no matter what

get the ghost keyboard that one anon was talking about, it's a physical keylogger. remote desktop onto his computer or go on it physically del sys 32.
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>>562271716
I do
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>>562255970
Just delete system 32
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>>562272208
I think he's looking for a more discreet treatment. Make his computer not good at gaming anymore but still a computer
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>>562272206
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>>562272169
I appreciate it
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>>562272372
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>>562272169
>>562272260
god MIlfs
MORE MILFS
hot as fuck
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>>562272206
I love you anon
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>>562272461
more plssssss
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>>562272494
agree with this anon, it's gettin' to me.
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>>562272461
>>
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>>562272494
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>>562255970
Alienware have many over heating problems in the laptops so stop one of the fans on the left of the laptop the cpu will hit over 100° when ever its on melting his cpu and killing his game before the cpu dies I have one the fans work and I hit 90°c so if one stop the laptop is done :)
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>>562272592
>>562272615
As you wish

Though it occurs to me that I only have like one of each species except for googirls I have a lot of
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>>562272617
You have good tastes sexy
>>562272676
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i feel like a bastard

I have a fucking HUUUUUGE hentai folder with over 9000 pictures from last i check but i am WAAAAAAY too lazy to post. maybe someday ill make a mediafire file for it and send you guys a link.Over 7 Gigs. As a child i had an unpredictable internet so i save a lot of shit over habit now
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>>562272859
We MonMusu now
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>>562272859
thanks, you do too.
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>>562272873
thats just my hentai alone. Certainly my largest but i have maybe an extra 3 gigs with everything else
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>>562272831
huh, it appears I also have an arachne doujin. Should I dump that or random goo?
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>>562272859
>>562272986
i have no idea what that is
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>>562273043
both:D
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>>562273089
monster girls. not entirely sure what the musu is but mon is always a shortened monster, pokemon "pocket monsters"
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>>562273043
...Dump it sexy i want spider
>>562273089
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>>562273089
monmusu/monstergirl quest. A visual novel with an rpg twist to it set in a fantasy universe where monstergirls are relatively commonplace

>>562273113
more wondering which I should do first, though it will have to wait for the next thread regardless. bump limit's been reached
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>>562256610
I know exactly what to do

Your going to unseat his graphics card, respond if you want to know more
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new thread? going to bust soon.
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>>562273339
Make it
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>>562273292
Which ever one is better :D
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>>562273292
>>562273189
>>562273234
Thanks for the heads up
all out of monster
what else or random dump?
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somebody post new thread link in here, I'll contribute some shit
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>>562273425
I'm collecting angels. If you have any, that would be appreciated

new thread first though, obviously
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>>562273579
Sorry man i dont think i have any angels
ill do a quick check next thread
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>>562273684
is no one making one?
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Burn Ubuntu live cd
>http://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop
Turn off computer, boot from CD (insert cd first you dumb fuck)
Load, then open gparted.
Select the computer drive
Format
Create partition NTFS
Profit
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>>562274061
I would but I have no content to start it with ;_;
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>>562274129
god damnit somebody do it
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>>562274061
I just did:
>>562274120
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>>562274129
Make it, well get in right away and do it for you sexy
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