I want to fuck up my roommates gaming life. give me ways to sabotage his computer smartly.
In the mean time ill be posting r34
He is a complete slob never cleans, i just got done cleaning the clogged bathroom sink of hair which was his fault, and i asked him if he could whip the sink of his hair after he shaves and he completely denies it as his doing.
How would i go across doing this?
Doesnt that just slow down the operating system
1. Make a shutdown batch.
2. Put in startup folder.
Dude... kick his ass, fart on his pillow, shit in his pudding.
But never NEVER fuck with a mans computer.
Quit being a bitch a fight back like a man
Do you want to do one major thing, that's obviously you, or wanna do small tedious things?
I'd say changing to shitty OS's and creating bloat files may be angering.
Get a ghost keyboard from Think Geek. If he has an internal USB connection, even better. Hook that bitch up, and let it fly. There might even be software freely available.
Keyloggers are good to. There are some great ones out there. Log into his MMO accounts, give away his shit, make enemies with everyone.
Buy many cockroaches from a science supply company. Put them in the fridge to force them to slow down a lot. Remove from fridge, add to computer. Also break one important component and seal all exits to the computer. Add some food for the cockroaches. When he tries to use the computer, it won't work. When he opens it up, he gets cockroaches everywhere.
welp lemme get the ideas flowing.... hmm....
i would say a really good one be while hes away, fuck with his keyboard, but open it up and subtly disable only 1 key at a time. he'll think he just keeps getting defective keyboards, and if he's a really fucking dumbass wont even suspect you messing with it.
Its not just that though. I could spend so many fucking hours typing shit up about him, he is 27 doesnt have a job has no sense of responsibility, all he does is sleep all day and stay up all night yelling at his videos games, and screaming that he never gets a good team on lol whatever the hell that is
I worked in the field for a while, and I can tell you, if you really want to fuck his world up. If his system is fan cooled, break off ONE single fin on his heatsink fan. You will cause him range and massive problems later. Don't cut it or he will know, break it off.
In all seriousness, he's probably autistic.
Well i will have to wait until he leaves which is like close to never, He has some kind of alienware laptop. the only reason he has it is cause he stole it.
Set a batchfile timebomb that deletes system 32. Make it last long enough so it detonates when he is gaming so he will think the hardrive got corrupted. He will have to reinstall all his games. It will fuck up his life.
Then punch him in the face and call him out on his bullshit!!!! Quit acting like a lil bitch and grow some testicles!!!
I'd do this if you didnt really want to harm his data but mess with him nonetheless.
I second this
And i was already planning on deleting the system 32, but how would i go about doing it with this method
While he may be the worst possible roomate ever, it's not a good idea to go about destroying others property. Seriously though just fuck with him without damaging his stuff. That's niggerish.
Send the batchfile over lan connection. If he is in midgame he wont notice. Send a seperate batch to place the other batch in a safe file, and make the second batch activate the first batch, then delete itself.
Dude, I lived with a shithead that was the exact same way. This takes a bit of work, but get DD-WRT on your router, get his mac address, and assign a bandwith cap. Slow that bitch down to a crawl. Just enough for internet, nothing else. He won't know what the fuck is going on. You can also block the router reset button, so if he gets desperate, it won't do anything.
Thats not that helpful on how id do it
>in the mean time what should i post
i already watch netflix when hes gaming
this is literally the last pic i have, i was going to get more sometime soon
fuck it im posting what i want, hopefully this will take off into a r34 thread
i can help out if you dont mind op
OP post more kill la kill please
Can you please do help, and post whatcha got of kill la kill i need more
I dont have any more kill la kill why dont you post some
Shiet man unfortunately you posted like all my KLK ill see what i have though
will keep in mind after i post what i have in the KLK section
TOO MUCH PEOPLE ASKING
after feet or mirai nikki
DO IT FAGGOT
I do that alot of the time too
but not for every character i like so it takes some time for me to get for some character
I watched that, came so hard.
>I'd definitely nominate for be anime ever.
>The character development was impeccable to say the least.
Is she fat if so dont do it, If she has a rocking body do it
Nope she looks anime at times she's got that skinny yet curvy body type at the same time, D cups, blonde with blue eyes, tanned skin, about 5'6 and I'm 6'7.
I've just been holding off cause what she wants doesnt seem normal and I'm worried about sticking my dick in crazy, regardless of how hot that crazy is.
Beat him up but YOU NEVER FUCK WITH A MANS GAMING PC
posting the DBZ next cuz i have like no mirai nikki
Or ill post it randomly because im lazy as fuck
Hows everyone doing?
Its not even his faggot he stole it
wow now i feel shitty DBZ it is
But she wants me to do it raw while she's bound to a bed and gagged and video tape it all.
That seems like she wants to get preggers or use the tape and say I raped her.
He is a scrawny ass white kid
btw sorry my folder is unorganized so it might take some time
you should take apart his computer without damaging the insides, and replace the insides with weed. That'll get him good.
you should also post some adventure time
i got you.
im sorry im taking so long my folder went out of whack as i was trying to dump and moved shit around
Im spending all day tomorrow and gonna try and fix this
Who here is fapping
I have a bit of klk stuff if anyone wants.
I like knowing im getting people off it turns me on
k, I'll post what I got
who steals faggots? seriously.
All outa DBZ
What else should i get in here?
some jessica rabbit would be awesome
Oh you nigger
this is something i can get my boner behind
Gotta say Pokegirl id bang is Hilda
rosa is a close 2nd
from the deviantart page
You grow a pair of balls, walk up to this wanker and pop him in his cocksucker. Then tell him get his fucking ducks in a row. Be a fucking man.
You ARE a fucking man, aren't you?
pic related: It's for your butt hurt
Is everyone cool with pokemans?
i think so. anybody want some actual pokemans, or should that be contained in those pokebox threads?
>tell him get his fucking ducks in a row.
There always pokebox, we should let this just be the girls
I know the type, I lived with two assholes who lived on unemployment. Did nothing but play ff 14. Remove the thermal past from his CPU or GPU, overheating problems for days. Torrent and seed things constantly to slow your connection to a crawl. Swap his ram around so that it's in the wrong slots. Kill the fan in his Power supply for more heat issues. Find better roommates, because living with lazy people isn't worth the effort.
You could act like an adult and get your own fucking place
Not FF14 Players
Theyre usually cool dudes
nice to know there sexy, having a good time there?
About done dumping for now, this is probably going to be the last one I post.
Shiet, if only i had more then.
Here's a few
>Take apart his mouse and use a razor to shave just a quarter millimeter of plastic off the right mouse button's actual button thingy, that way his right mouse button will only work half the time
>Replace the white monitor cord on the back of his computer with a blue one, video quality will go down greatly
>Whenever he's away, turn his computer on and leave it running or put it in sleep mode when he's asleep, if he's running windows this will start to slow it down over time
>veeeery carefully drip sugar water or something on the bearings of his computer fans so they slow down, computer slows down over time from too much heat
If you want to say fuck the subtlety, here's a few:
>Unplug his fans altogether except for a noisey one
>Draw with semi-see through marker on mouse sensor
>Leave a big black dick on his monitor for a few days to burn it in on full brightness
> remove a pin or two from his monitorr's display cord
And if you really want to fuck him over without him knowing how for a while, Look up how to remove a cpu
>Take out cpu, bend just a single pin eeeever so slightly on either the motherboard or chip, make it hard to notice
>Thermal paste that fucker back up and call it good, he'll never think to look at the cpu and assume a perfectly good computer is just broken
>tells someone to stop being a bitch
>post homoerotic chinese cartoon
put a mustard sludged balogna slice in the CD drive
next download junk from warez ALL OF IT.
find the DL anti virus windows 2014 pro gold
ask TOR hackers how to hack
Liking the pokegirls?
Shiet that sounds hot as fuck ya lucky whore
I keep somewhat intouch with the games even after i stopped playing after it went to DS so i know some
i like lewd okay..
Yeah see you know
Im getting tired of poke
what should i post guys
A bunch of random
i have like none
Does this count as monster?
It was a lot of fun. She and some friends were going to a con and they invited me. I didn't dress up, but I did take pictures. To this day, if I call I say something like "Do you want to train with me today, Videl?" in my Kyle Hebert-as-Gohan voice she'll blush and cover her face while saying "EEEK! I can't handle it!"
It's adorable every time.
i will do what i can anon
I dont have much monster but ill do it
install tomato shibby on router
limit bandwidth so he lags no matter what
get the ghost keyboard that one anon was talking about, it's a physical keylogger. remote desktop onto his computer or go on it physically del sys 32.
hot as fuck
Alienware have many over heating problems in the laptops so stop one of the fans on the left of the laptop the cpu will hit over 100° when ever its on melting his cpu and killing his game before the cpu dies I have one the fans work and I hit 90°c so if one stop the laptop is done :)
As you wish
Though it occurs to me that I only have like one of each species except for googirls I have a lot of
You have good tastes sexy
i feel like a bastard
I have a fucking HUUUUUGE hentai folder with over 9000 pictures from last i check but i am WAAAAAAY too lazy to post. maybe someday ill make a mediafire file for it and send you guys a link.Over 7 Gigs. As a child i had an unpredictable internet so i save a lot of shit over habit now
We MonMusu now
huh, it appears I also have an arachne doujin. Should I dump that or random goo?
i have no idea what that is
...Dump it sexy i want spider
monmusu/monstergirl quest. A visual novel with an rpg twist to it set in a fantasy universe where monstergirls are relatively commonplace
more wondering which I should do first, though it will have to wait for the next thread regardless. bump limit's been reached
Burn Ubuntu live cd
Turn off computer, boot from CD (insert cd first you dumb fuck)
Load, then open gparted.
Select the computer drive
Create partition NTFS