COusin fucker thread get the fuck in here im telling a story

anon is that you?

>>561866458
posting story so far get ready

>be me
>be 14yo
>family vacation to cali
>stay with aunt, uncle, 3 cousins
>16yo m, 14yo f, 13yo m
>bro out with bro cousins
>ride bmx and shit
>ride around town and chill with their friends
>16yo lets me ride his dirtbike
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>getting ready for bed day 1
>bros sleep in one room
>not enough space
>knock on girl cousins door
>she says I can sleep on the floor
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>grab a blanket and pillow
>pull off my shirt and get ready to lie down
>notice girl cousin blush wildy and look away
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>sleep day 1

>>561866629
Yes, OP is the guy who got up to day 4/7. He linked to this thread just before previous thread 404'd.

Anon-kin

>>561866710
YESSSSSS MOAR

>>561866710
>wakeup day 2
>yawn, stretch, morning piss, etc
>toilet flush wakes up f cousin (let's call her A)
>she covers her face as I walk back in still shirtless
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>grab some fresh clothes, shit/shower (didn't shave I was babyface)
>go back to put clothes away, catch A in her panties
>say sorry and wait outside for her to come out
>she is redder than her hair as she walks past
>think nothing of it, have another awesome day with bro cousins
>go to the beach, other 14 yo shit, etc
>get home for dinner, tired as fuck from riding bikes all day
>A sits next to me, gives me funny looks the whole time
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>headed for bed, ready to just fall asleep
>A follows
>rip off gross shirt, lay down, start to fall asleep
>"Anon?"
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>"Do you have a girlfriend?"
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>Me: "Uh... no? Why"
>"Just curious..."
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>close eyes, feel sleep coming
>"Anon?"
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>"Do you like me?"
>at this point I'm mad confused, didn't see my cousin as a sexual being beforehand
>sit up, look her over
>about 5'4, for reference I was only 5'6 at the time
>red head, cutest freckles I've ever seen, probably weighs like 100lbs
>little b-cups press against her t-shirt and she has her pillow over her lap, legs smooth and bare
>Me: "Uh, yeah I guess. Again, why?"
>"Nothing, I just wanted to know..."
>Me: "Okay. I'll talk to you in the morning, yeah?"
>"Mhm..."
>sleepmode activate

>>561866710

Godspeed you magnificent bastard

>>561866458
>>561866710
OP you can save yourself some trouble, I've got everything archived here.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/18Q0SyHPFePCyrQ6WfSHnMplGsAdhc0_W0mNExgZ6zA8/edit?usp=sharing#heading=h.8hchahjf7vxk

>>561866710
go on anon

>>561866840
>wake up day 3, morning same as yesterday
>eating cereal with brocousins, A walks in
>bends over to get cereal on bottom shelf, and I stare at one of the best asses I have ever seen on a 14yo strain againt her jeans
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>look away before brocousins notice
>A smiles at me over her bowl of Lucky Charms
>grin back
>brocousins decide we should go to the range today
>16yo (let's call him G) takes us to gun closet
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>beautiful collection of firearms, 5 .22s, 3 9mm handguns, .45 colt, .357 magnum, scores of ammunition
>never shot a gun before
>G picks me out a .22 with a scope and the .45
>hands 13yo (let's call him N) a .22 and a 9mm
>A walks by
>"Anon's going, can I go too?"
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>she gets a .22 and a 9mm
>manly old G brings the .357 and collects cartons of ammo for us
>drive down to the range
>G gives me quick gunsafety talk, etc, I know what I'm doing because GTA
>.22, sitting position
>start shooting targets, decent shot
>half box ammo later
>drill nice 5 shot group in center black @50m (range's furthest target)
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>"Anon, you're a good shot!"
>look over to see A standing next to me
>Me: "Thanks. Guess I'm a natural, huh?"
>grin at her
>she blushes and looks away smiling
>time to switch to the colt
>G comes over to show me how to load a magazine
>ready 2 mags, standing position
>lock and load, baby
>obliterate 10m target with 7 rounds, reload, 7 more rounds
>grin from ear to ear
>"Teach me how to shoot like you, Anon!"
>Me: "Uh... okay I guess. You just kinda stand like this... and you flex your arm so you don't miss... yeah."
>"No, I mean come over here and show me!"
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>stand behind her, my hands on her arms putting them in the right position, etc
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>grin sheepishly as she fires a decent group from her 9mm
>she smiles back at me and kisses me on the cheek, turning back to target shooting
>go home later, after several more targets get shot to pieces

anon im still fighting the dark sleep for the finish

>>561866902
>>561867006
i got it man need time to write anyhow

>G: "You did pretty good, Anon"
>he rubs my hair
>wish I had a big bro. he's super cool
>chill on the back deck with all 3 cousins, drink lemonade, chat, etc
>A laughs at my jokes longer than she did yesterday
>my 14yo mind cannot for the life of me figure out why
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>dinner, tv, time for bed
>pull shirt off once again
>throw pillow on ground, get ready to lay down
>"Anon?"
>Me: "Huh? I was just going to bed."
>"You don't have to sleep on the floor, you know..."
>at this point, my virgin mind went into full meltdown
>Me: "Uh... it's not so bad. I mean I have a blanket and a pillow so I'm good."
>fuck why the fuck did I say that fuck fuck
>"Oh... okay."
>she looks down and away, blushing deeply
>put my hand on her shoulder
>she looks up, leans close
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>"Maybe tomorrow?"
>Me: "Yeah... maybe!"
>big sheep grin as I lay down
>sleepytime

>>561867071
I will follow you into the dark

Was the anon who got set up by his uncle with his neice. Still here if anyone read it.

>>561867149
>wake up, morning piss, shower
>come out with nothing but a towel
>morning brain trying to figure out if I dreamed last night or it actually happened
>"Hi Anon..."
>A is blushing madly, looking at my chest and abs (I'm not exactly jacked, but fit for a 14yo. yay soccer)
>grin widely, putting on a little bit of a show by flexing
>she bites her lip, face redder than a tomato, and looks away giggling
>put clothes on, pancakes for breakfast
>Me: "What's the plan, G?"
>G: "Uh, N and I have to go into town with our folks, maybe tomorrow we can drive up to the canals or something. You can ride bikes or watch

TV or whatever but today it's just you and A."
>my heart skips a beat
>make that two beats
>pretty sure my heart stopped
>put on my cool face act natural you dumb shit stop blushing be a man fuck fuck I haven't said anything okay go
>Me: "Oh cool. Yeah I can probably just chill in the yard you know. Maybe ride the course out back a few times."
>G: "Have fun Anon. Take care of A, make sure she doesn't get into any trouble. Gotta go"
>I sink onto the couch
>remember when I said disgonbegood?
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Anon you are a fucking legend.

>>561867292
>"Anon? Where's G?"
>fuck she's out of the shower shit fuck what do I do okay shit act cool act cool
>Me: "Oh, he went into town. Pretty sure N went too. And the parents."
>"So who's here?"
>Me: "Just us. Why?"
>"Oh cool. Are there still pancakes?"
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>chill on the couch while she eats
>flip on the TV
>she sits down next to me
>act relaxed you fuckin idiot don't fuck this up your balls will never forgive you fuck
>"So were... alone... right Anon?"
>Me: "Mm. Yup."
>fuck fuck say something hot or some shit get her wet for you dude what are you doing say some shit come on
>"You... like me. Right?"
>Me: "Yeah, you like me?"
>she blushes and smiles shyly
>Me: "What? What are you smiling about?"
>I smile back at her
>"You've never... with anyone... right?"
>she looks down at her shorts, playing with the hem
>Me: "No..."
>"Me neither... Will you...?"
>she looks directly at me, her hazel eyes catch the light. her freckles play across her cute nose and cheeks, which are currently a bright

shade of pink.
>"Will you be my first?"
>I smile bigger than I've ever smiled before
>lean in, kiss her hard

>>561866902
HAHAHA!

Busted!

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>>561867292
thank you for continuing this thread anon you magnificent bastard.

>>561867441

>she kisses back, her hands moving to my shoulder
>my mind races. this is fuckin sweet
>ok what next brain. you can do this. play it like the movies
>slowly I put my hand on her arm between kisses. I move it up her shoulder, then to her neck
>caressing her neck, I put my other hand on her side, sliding it up and down slowly
>im 14 gimme a break. smoothest move I had
>she leans back, pulling me with her
>on top of her now, make-out sesh activated
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>shes breathing heulla heavy, she wants this shit bad
>start to pull on the bottom part of her shirt
>pull harder, distract her with kisses
>start to slide it up, over her soft skin
>"Mmhh.. not yet. You first."
>I grin and sit up, pulling my shirt over my head
>putting her hands on my chest, she feels over my chest and shoulders, running her hands along my abs, kissing me all the while
>I pull back, and she looks at me with those amazing eyes...
>Me: "Your turn" as I grin back
>she puts her hands on the hem of her shirt

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>>561866902
At this point I don't care if day 7 ends in a fucking dinosaur I just want to see the rest

>>561867576
gasp.wav
>you know that feeling when you see your first real-life pair of tits and they are fucking everything you ever dreamed they could be and more
>yeah imagine that
>ps. if you haven't had that then go buy a hooker or some shit
>Me: "You're... beautiful."
>she turns all red again and looks away
>I put my hand on her cheek, turn her face back to mine, kiss her some more
>she gets really into it, her bare chest rubbing against mine
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>my hands running over the soft skin of her back, holding her waist against mine
>I fiddle with the buckle on her jeans, tugging at it and kissing her neck
>she moans against my mouth as I kiss her, again one of my favorite things
>I lean back and pull her on top of me, trying to slide her out of these stupid skinny jeans
>I mean they're so fucking hard to get off shit
>"Need some help?"
>Me: "Mmmhh. Yes please..."
>she slides them off with ease (ps. femanons how the fuck...) showing off her cute black and white striped panties
>"You like them?" she asks giggling
>Me: "I like 'em... but I think they'd look better on the floor..."
>to-date I still use this line. thank you 14yo me
>"Soon..."
>she grinds against my crotch, her panties already wet, becoming soaked
>slide down my shorts so it's just boxers
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>dry hump and kiss
>dry hump and kiss
>"Anon... I want you... now."
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>>561867716
>I push her onto her back, kissing her neck, working my way down her chest and stomach with kisses
>she moans and runs her fingers through my hair
>I kiss her lovepuddle through her panties, and she moans louder
>pulling slowly, I slide her panties over her thighs, off her ankles
>her pussy smells nothing like fish, and tastes nothing like fish, so for five to ten seconds I was totally lost
>but then she moans so sexily...
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>describing the taste of pussy is hard dude. its not quite sweet but not quite salty
>the labia taste a little like regular skin with something different
>but as you go in further it gets gradually sweeter
>and you just cant stop eating it
>she gasps and pushes my face against her crotch, struggling for breath as she comes to an orgasm
>her thighs shake and her back arches, she almost squeals
>I look up at her, freckles supressed by her deep blush, she smiles back, eyes twinkling...
>"Anon... I'm ready."
>I stand up and slide off my boxers
>14yo me is harder than diamonds at 6in or so
>she looks at it, openmouthed, and then gulps
>"You have a condom, right?"
>my turn to gulp
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missionfaled.exe
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>shit shit oh fuck I'm 14 why would I have condoms on family vacation fuck shit what do I say aw fuck I'm doomed
>Me: "Uh, no..."
>"Oh... oh well"
>she flashes the sexiest grin I've seen so far in my 14yo life
>she stands up, her gorgeous ass turns toward me, beckoning me to follow
>that swaying beauty leads my right to the bedroom

>>561867623
preferably no dino tho

Fighting sleep to see the rest of this

>>561867950
Don't know why that didn't post as a gif

tfw you will never fuck a sexy cousin like op

tfw all of your female cousins are ugly mexicans

im bumping for the fact that i have work in little hours and have stayed up waiting for OP...

>>561867856
>she tells me to lay down on her bed
>obediently do as im told
>she smiles and climbs on, her perky little tits jiggle around as she does so
>she slides her chest against my cock, kissing up my abs and to my neck
>rubbing against it
shitissocash.jpg
>she leans back, putting a hand on it
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>stroking slowly, up and down
>shes shit but shes 14 too so its still cash
>she leans down and kisses it
>I moan. Hard.
>first bj here we go
>she licks the head softly, then puts it in her mouth
>she makes cute little suction sounds as she bobs her head back and forth, her hair falling in her face
>reaching up I brush it aside, putting my hand on the back of her head
>she moans against my dick, going as deep as she can which isnt that deep but still
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>she lets go with a quiet pop that I will remember for the rest of my life
>again, she lays down on top of me and whispers in my ear
>"I'm ready, Anon... take me..."
>I roll her onto her back, my chest pressed against hers, looking into those hazel eyes I have dreamed of ever since
>kiss her deep
>I'm ready too

cont soon I'm having real troubles with drunk captcha

>>561868223
b-but i'm jewish...

>>561868223

same here

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Praise you Anon.

drunkenly made out with my cousin on saturday and im randomly hung up. dunno why. anyone know what the fuck i should do?

>>561868645
fuck her right in the pussy

>>561867290
just do it.

>>561868398
dude i thought i was the only one

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>>561868398
even worse

>>561868645
Put it in, duh

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Mfw waiting for this story to continue

>>561868645
beta the fuck out and green text it on /b/

>>561867290
I remember anon. Please tell

>>561868824
i did nazi that cummin

>>561868520
Where the hell is this from I can't find it

>>561867149
side Shes your cousin! good thing you said that?!?!?!!

>>561868398
>>561868824
my sides

>>561866458
/b/, got oc, three nights ago, I was high... Goddamn

>>561868390
Never jacked off harder in my life... Thank you based OP

This is the best svit ever!

Gooooo

motivational bump

>>561868223
tfw shit complexion the second into puberty

tfw high school years blowed because of acne

>>561868390
Wait, wtf no condom, but she stopped him on the couch. I smell plothole, or some kind of hole.

>>561869518
yw

>I reach down, rubbing her softly as she moans quietly, her eyes closing
>I prepare myself, ready to become a little 14yo man
>pressing against her wet pussy, slowly building pressure
>easing my way in so I don't hurt her
>she inhales sharply, her nails dig into my shoulders
>but she bites her lip. she wants this
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>I push against her, sliding the rest of the way in
>she breathes quickly, moans almost silent
>and I slowly start to slide back out
>a few minutes later I'm pumping like a champ
>her hands interlaced in mine as I pick up the pace
>her moans intensify, and I grunt along with her
>leaning back, I slide her to the end of the bed
>placing my feet on the floor, hands on her hips
>time to go to work, 14yo me
>thrusting even harder
>moans become yells
>the sound of my thighs slapping against her ass is almost lost in her squeals of pleasure
>she looks into my eyes, as I fuck her faster and faster
>I lean in and kiss her, her moans continuing through the kiss
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>tell her I can't hold it much longer
>"Anon, just do it inside..."
>Me: "But..?"
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>pound her as fast as humanly possible
>light speed achieved
>my dick literally explodes inside of my gorgeous cousin
>came harder than I ever have and probably ever will
>lean down and kiss her gently, panting, moaning, sweating
>we cuddle for a long while, and slowly go back and get dressed, kissing every now and then throughout the day while no-one is home

should I move on to day 5 or call it a night
you decide

>>Fr0X5jO7
>>Y0w36oUI
how in the fuck do i do that

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>>561870056
>guy greentexts bullshit story
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>fookin fegget

>>561870174
day 5 or riot

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>>561870324
this is an opinion i agree with

>>561870324
im gunna need more liquor if im talking about anal

>>561870174
I have already stayed up 2 hours later than I should have for this, make it worth it

You go on.. NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOW!

day 5 do it faggot

>>561870174
Ive waited this long so keep going

>>561870427
oh hells yeah

>>561870427

Then get this man a fucking drink.

Please finish your shit up and them sleep nigga

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>>561870324

day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5 day 5

>>561870443
well man it will take a while to type and there is day 6 and 7 too. 7 is like one post tho. 5 and 6 are maybe 10 combined

ok u guys im gonna tyr my hardest

>>561870427
Quick someone overnight anon some hennessy.

>>561869037
>be me 23, late 2013 average in ever way, just started lifting
>Cousin who will be called Anna, just got out of a 5 year long relationship and was married for the last 2 of them.
>She moves in with my uncle, its her only family in this city.
>She goes to group fitness classes and is looking for a partner.
>Uncle is always name dropping me to her, already play sports and started lifting so Im slightly above average in fitness.
>I go, the group is split up into pairs, males and females, her and her partner work out next to me and my partner.
>Thankfully i get partnered with a shredded dude who helps me out a lot since im just starting out.
>The whole time shes looking at me, a couple of times i notice that when im struggling and pushing through it to get my sets done she starts biting her lip.
>Thought she was checking out the ripped dude i was training with, apparently not because the next day she asks me to the mall to do some shopping with her.
>After shopping drive her back to uncles place, theyre about to head out for the night, Anna was to babysit, Uncle says i have to stay to look after Anna, with a wink, doesnt want her staying here alone.
>Still light out side, Anna goes for a swim, she snapchats me a picture of herself sunbathing asking if I was going to join, was playing lego with the kids.
>Go outside, have to swim trunks, strip off to my jocks, could hear her let out a little 'mmmm' noise.
>Flirting ensues until uncle comes home, Anna gets a message to go out drinking with the girls, asks if I want to come.
>Agree, catch a taxi into the city, soon as we get into the cab her tongue is down my throat.

So yeah...my uncle pretty much got me laid. Found out later on though she had started to get a crush on my when ever i went round to my uncles and she was there. Im pretty good with kids, enjoying playing around with them cos im immature as fuck, she sees it as a good quality and she develops a crush from there.

congrats op, you just did incest and now fellow anons will fuck their cousins too

>>561870710
I was in old thread. Finish that story. If that's done then got anymore?

>>561870631
got my backup fifth of vodka from the freezer and some chips. will be postan

ps literally never told anyone any of this so thats why it takes a while. gotta remember every detail that happedn 10 yrs ago

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THEIR TUMBLR

>>561870631
dammit i need sleep, I'll just let the thread sit over night and hope you finish in this one
I trust you anon

i gotta sleep, someone screencap the entire story and post it on /r/4chan or something later today.

i was going to do that myself and rake in the easy karma like a redditfag but i got no time fo dat

>tfw you will never submit a link on reddit with more than 500 upboats

>tfw you care so much about some guy who slept with his cousin

incest is wincest iguess

>>561870775
OP motivated me to sext my cousin. I might get to fuck her next time i see her!
THANKS BASED OP!!

Who would ever cum inside their cousin, much less fuck her?

>>561871145
welcome to 4chan

>>561871145
story will be told. patience baby bird.
must get drunker

>>561871145
if i had a hot cousin like op who made advances
would fuck

>>561871145
nigga, you backwards

>fuck their cousin, much less cum inside her

if somone has this archived can I have the link I don't think I'm gonna last the next few days if ops story

>>561870409
St Louis agrees with you on the riot

I also love how the story says his other family members went into town for the day. Is this the fucking 1800s? Who the fuck spends the whole day 'going into town'?

Don't worry OP, I'm one of the many dedicated readers throughout the last bread and this one

>wincest luvrs unite
>we are leeju

>>561871285
dafuq happened in St. Louis. everybody talkin about riot this and riot that

>inb4 preggo

>>561871604
i learned the next day that G and N went into their dad's work with him and their mom went on spa day
do not be so quick to doubt young padawan

>>561871269
I'm not a very experienced English speaker.

>>561871962
Constructive criticism from your friendly neighborhood 66I5MDNP

>>561871962
"What happened next?"

bump because day 5 please

>>561871635
Cops and black people clash in glorious one-sided combat because a black kid got slayed by a cop. I guess something set the people off and they started breaking other people's stuff and looting.

>>561871063
http://goo gl/j18y4x

>>561872285
working

>>561868959
wheres the gif?

>>561871063
are you serious

>>561872484

technically its still day4 cus we fucked at like noon. so yeah. but theres more sex after bc incident

>spend the rest of day4 cuddling on the couch, watching tv, talking
>G and N and the folks get home, act chill, say I was riding bikes all day
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>at dinner she's still red in the face from earlier
>her freckles show through and her red hair is a little tousled
>guess that's why I have a serious niche for redheads and freckles now
>get to thinking
>I just fucking came inside my cousin
>like fucking inside man
>My uncle asks "Are you okay, Anon? Your face is all pale."
>Me: "Uh yeah fine, sir. I'm just going to use the bathroom real quick."
>rush to the bathroom
>stare into mirror
>i fucking came inside my fucking cousin what the fuck is wrong with me
>all that moral bullshit I learned in school, inbreeding and how it can fuck with your kids
>even at 14 I know that shit is wrong. very wrong
>but it happened. how do I fix it?
>after dinner I went on their family computer, trying to find a way to rid me of my wrong
>mind you this is 2004 less internet resources
>find something called plan B, but it's perscription only and not for minors
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>tell uncle I'm gonna ride down to the pharmacy to get some pepto to make sure I'm good
>he's chill
pedalingmyfuckingassoff.gif

Lurking about the catalog. Best thread I've seen in a long time. Get shitfaced and post story OP

>>561872786
Did she end up preggers or?

>>561871145
Who wouldn't

>>561872786
Oh shit, you smart motherfucker. I praise you anon

>>561870892
Will do anon. About to have a smoke then I'll post some more. If thread gets deleted ill make a new one, look for the same last of us picture

>>561872786
goddammit anon. this shit is definitely ending in walks the dinosaur now. you had me going but its 5am and I'm not sticking around for spaghetti/dinosaur. Kudos on stringing me along is far.

>>561872786
>plan /B/
you got help from /b/

>>561873237
sorry man I type slow when I'm smashed and i've never told anyone my bad. uwanna go to bed thats cool but i'm not the typa guy to walk your my big fat dinosaur all over your skinny ass mmkay

>>561873357
fuck really shoulda proofread that one

>>561873281
4chan ain't a place for help. We'd suggest that he eat the fetus or some stupid shit like that

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>>561866458
http://Carolina.virginiabass.com

Live free now

>>561873491
Yeah man, you lost me at dinosaur.

>>561873357
>>561873491
kek just drunk enough for story telling

>>561873491
You're drunk, no one types properly when they're drunk

>>561873357
damn. a sorry on /b/. now i feel obligated to stay and see this through. but if I get dinosaur'd i'm killing my cat. just so you know

>>561873491
He's drunk in an attempt to recall 14 year olds having anal sex. I think that's a good excuse.

>>561873491
It fits picturing you tumbling about all drunk, shouting at a tree

>>561873705
*You're, god damnit.

>>561873604
i know but newfags followed them, like the kid who wipe his dads HDD

>>561874000
nice trips.....fucking tri-forcing faggot he was eh?

>>561873664
thanks man

>almost to the pharmacy
>lungs burning
>legs cramping
>sweat dripping
>but I'm there.
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>ps. little over 2mi in like 5 mins @ 14yo thanks to adrenaline
>stumble inside the pharm, sweating like a pig, panting like a true amerifat
>pharmacist asks if he can help
>i slowly catch my breath and walk up to the counter
>I try my best to explain to him my situation without giving away too many details
>Me: "Look man, I think I might get a girl pregnant and I really need that birth control stuff for the day after. I think it's called Plan B?"
>the pharmacist was a guy, so he might have understood my pain
>this guy was the broliest of bros
>but the plan was not going as smoothly as hoped
>Pharm: "How old are you, kid?"
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>Me: "Uh, I'm 19 but I left my ID at my house. Look man I didn't wear a condom can you help me or not?"
>panic had crept into my voice by the end of the sentence
>I didn't look nearly of age, I was pretty babyface back then
>but the pharmacist looked deep into my soul
>he knew it was of dire importance
>Pharm: "Look kid this stuff is supposed to only be for adults. It's not tested on kids. And it's expensive."
>Me: "I've got some money, I can pay you!"
>digging deep into my pockets, I pulled out the few coins that I had and the crinkled and folded bills
>dropping them all onto the counter I started to count
>$32...

trying my hardest day 4 ends next post I think

>>561874367
>He doesn't know how old you are but he proceeds to call you a kid anyway
He probably knew you were 14 but there was no clear answer was there?

>>561874000
The man got trips. You win

I'm patient

>>561874612
like I said I looked pretty young seeing as I had no facial hair whatsoever so he probably assumed I was around 16 because I was relatively in-shape

>>561874612
Do you seriously think OP's drunk ass is recalling this word-for-word?

>>561874820
No, but i'm an idiot, so yeah.

>>561874820
exactly man this is what I remembr. I honestly couldn't recall what I had for fucking breakfast this morning but I've thought about these memories for 10 yrs. it's passably close

>>561875000
stop explaining shit and cont

>>561875130
b-but muh trips >>561875000

typing and remembring man. gotta remember the little details to make a good memorystory

>>561874981
More than likely making stuff up to keep it interesting. He probably never went to a pharmacy because he never came inside his own cousin because no is that stupid.
I don't mind though, damn good story so far.

>>561875130
I'm losing my shit with anticipation...

>>561875246
i like good memorystory

>>561875308
Same

>>561875372
>>561875308
sorrreee

>>561875000
OP you'll never finish the story of you keep explaining small stuff. 2 trips in 1 thread. Someone divided by 0

>>561874820
Franky, i don't care if its cp or ends in dinosaurs fucking spaghetti. I still wanna read

>>561875479
Exactly

>>561872786
inb4 dinosaur

>>561875458
Here is number 3

>>561868382
This. So fucking pissed when the last thread 404'd

>>561875663
kek

>inb4 Day 7 comes by in a few hours
>The last few words of this story are "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur"
>Everyone who posted in this thread kill themselves
>OP realizes what a good job he did.
>Shieeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt

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>>561875821
Top Kek

>>561875821
Potentially rising my life for this thread then. I believe in OP not dropping the dino bpmb

last of day4

fuck.exe
>Me: "I only have like thirty-two bucks..."
>Pharm: "Look kid this stuff normally costs around $100 for one time."
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>Pharm: "But I was in your place once. And she did get pregnant. And she had the baby. And I married her."
>confusion intensifies
>Pharm: "And then I divorced that bitch, and I'm still paying child support."
>14yo me doesn't know what child support is but this guy sounds ticked
>Pharm: "I'm taking your money, so you know not to make this mistake again. And I'm giving you some temporary birth control."
>relief
>like a goddamn angel fuckin picked my ass up and brought me to heaven
>I knew it would be okay
>Me: "Sir, thank you so much. Thank you!"
>bolted from the store faster than those .45 rounds from my colt had the day before
>tying the little plastic bag to my handlebars, I rode back in style
>my brain cooled, the pressure eased
>I knew in my heart I can fix it.
>riding back up to the house, I left the bike in the garage.
>almost 9pm by now.
>say hi and goodnight to aunt/uncle, G and N nowhere to be seen
>skitter straight to A's room
>she's there, sitting on the bed
>"Anon, this is bad. We shouldn't have done that"
>i try my best to calmly explain to her what I just bought
>"Are you sure it will work?"
>Me: "Yes, I'm sure"
>totally 0% fucking sure at this point
>if yolo had been invented I would have said it
>but she takes it, along with day1 birth control
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>kiss her good night, pass out, exhausted

day 5 to come because I just had another three shots

>>561876029
not for me

>>561870892
Continuing...

>Ana was 23, blonde, small A-cup tits but nice round firm ass.
>Had European blood in her thanks to her mother, Swiss or Swedish, cant remember
>Was really into traditional gender roles, would always cook and clean and do my laundry all without asking or expecting anything in return but also worked fulltime.
>One night really stands out about the rest...

>Had been dating for around 2 months, everyone now knew, everyone loved her in my family and welcomed her with open arms.
>We booked a hotel in the city, needed a weekend getaway.
>Check into hotel, all necessary house keeping stuff when checking in.
>Standing by the window checking out the city, beer in hand, 25th floor.
>She comes up behind me and kisses my neck, hands running down my body.
>I put my beer down, she keeps kissing my neck and nibbling my ear lobs (shit drives me wild)
>She starts to undo my jeans, button then zip, and her right hand slips in under my jocks and grabs my half chub.
>She starts stroking, my hands reach around behind me, one going for her ass, the other between her legs.
>She was already naked.
>Gave a quick laugh in approval. She pulls my jeans down around my ankles and takes my shirt off.
>Kneels down and starts planting kiss on my ass, while still jerking me off.
>Never experienced ass play before but i shower pretty thoroughly anyway,
>Her tongue reaches far enough to start licking my balls, then runs her tongue up my taint and on to my asshole (never forget how amazing that felt) all while still jerking me off.
>Goes at this for a while, probing my asshole with her tongue while jerking me off.

>>561876276
I am autism incarnate
>bomb

>>561870892
Me too. Been lurking hoping OPs would finish their stories

>>561876276
I literally just listened to the song in preparation for the worst, but I hope OP isn't that shitty.

come on OP finish this shit before 404

>>561871062
It'll 404 by then

>>561876842
i am fiercely drunk and trying to remember something that happend 10 yrs ago. gimme a little bit of a break

>>561876339
come on by 5:55 ill be out

>>561876339
Go OP, I'm rootin for ya. YOu can do it.

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>>561866458
>>pic related imagine her @ 14 with slightly lighter colored hair

this?

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I have the perfect greentext for this thread

FUCKING GODDAMNIT IF thIS 404s I WILL PLAY NEED FOR SPEED UNDERCOVER ON THE WII WHILE ANALLY RAPING THE QUEEN OF NIGERIA

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>>561876374
>Lose all sense of patience, turn around, yank her off her feet and throw her up against the glass window, pressing her firmly against it. >No need to spit on my dick, she was already drenched, slide right it.
>Start fucking her as hard as i can, slapped her ass with my right hand, then grabbed her hair and pulled hard on it. Left hand keeping her pressed against the glass.
>She moaning and screaming for it harder, telling me how great it feels.
>Tell her shes a whore and needs to moan louder so everyone can hear how much of a whore she is.
>Keep fucking her as hard as I can, can feel her pussy clench and felt her cum start to drip down my leg.
>Can feel that Im about to come, pull out, turn her around and force her onto her knees.
>She can kind of deep throat, not that big, average size and girth.
>Hold her face with my hands and shove my cock in her mouth.
>She can only look directly at me.
>Force as much cock as her throat can take and then cum.
>Orgasm felt like it lasted for ever as i unloaded in her throat. Her eyes start to water and she splutters and chokes a little, but keeps my cock in her mouth.
>Back up a couple inches as my orgasm subsides, her breathing was heavy and sporadic, her hands between her legs, fingering and rubbing herself.
>Pull my cock out but keep a hold of her head.
>Told her to swallow, and watch as she does so.
>We crash on the bed exhausted.

Still one of the greatest sex experiences of my life.

>>561877027
odamn not bad
her hair was a bit longer maybe 4 in past shoulders. and her lips were smaller
but close

>>561876752
OP is officially MC hammer at this point. He won't have the capacity to dinosaur us if he can't type

>>561876957
What are you drinking OP? Drinking black tea with a splash of bacardi myself.

>>561877317
lel

>>561877432
straight smirnoff atm but how I got smashed was 6 reds apple ales and a fifth of tequila. been drinking since like 6pm PST

>>561871604
You've never lived in a podunk redneck town where going into "town" meant getting decent haircuts, hitting up Wal-Mart for hamburger for less than $4/lb., and stocking up on over-inflated groceries. Around here, it's worth it to drive 45 minutes to save the $150 that the local grocery store would charge you $300+. Even after coupons. Small town life is nice, until it's time to shop for groceries.

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>>561877027

oh yes

>>561877780
>Small town life is nice
No it's not, fuck you.

>>561877081
I've always felt like this would happen to me, especially since I don't drink. Plus, I forgive way to easily.

>10 year old me
>11 year old cousin
>On holiday together. Sharing a room, (wtf?)
>Start playing doctor like we used to when we were younger.
>kiss a little.
>see that sweet, pink bald pussy
>15 years later, watch her get married
>jerk to the image that night

>>561877948
You clearly live in a shitty country then. I live in a town with a population of 15k, and holy FUCK its intense here on weekends and nights. Every Sunday morning you can see a pile of blood infront of a pub or bar or club or bloody pits of smashed beer bottles. Hell, sometimes even burnt cars.

>>561878209
yeah like that ever happen

>>561878209
Jeeezus, man.

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>>561866458
Hey OP, i'm imagining her like this. Am i close? 16 in this pic.

Um, one time when I was younger I spent the night at my grandmother with my female twin cousins. We all slept on an air mattress together, so when they were asleep I put my hand down one of their shirts and wanked it. I didn't know boobs were so firm.

>>561878381
very much close, yes.
but moar freckles

>>561878254
From Canada in a town of 3k people. I hate everybody and everything here, but I can't leave.

Oh lord I wish I could stay up and see the end someone please archive this thread and send it to me kik name is DerbsterR

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>>561878432
oh my god.

>>561878268

Why would I make that up. Theres nothing to brag about.

>>561878449
Don't come to America dude. Enjoy your women there.

>>561878534
mhm

>wake up
>fuck what time is it the sun is so bright
>never been this tired before
>am I dying
>nah shut the fuck up man just get out of bed
>out of bed?
>why am I in bed?
>oh
>heheh. nice.
>I roll over to find A has already gotten out of bed, probably already ate breakfast.
>glance at my watch on the floor before going to the shower. fuckin 11 am
>shit/shower, you know how it do
>I come out of the bathroom once again in nothing but a towel
>but A is there
>Me: "Hi."
>she gives me the cutest little smile
>kisses me on the cheek and rushes out of the room
>man, women. am I right?
>underwear, shirt, pants, shoes, out the door
>big bowl of lucky charms waiting for me, and A is sitting right beside it
>grin sheepishly. I like this girl, man
>Me: "Where is everyone?"
>"Out back! Come on!"
>she took my hand and pulled me to the yard
>I haven't described their yard yet so I will now
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>the back deck has a hot tub and garden next to it
>there is a large grass area with a stone circle in the middle that has a firepit and lots of patio furniture around it
>a long hill goes down to an area cleared and turned into dirt
>in this dirt area is a decently sized bmx path with a few small jumps, hills, and lots of bumps which make for a fun time
>a path leads up the mountain which is covered in trees
>its pretty sweet overall
>G and N are on the bmx track, riding fast racing eachother
>A looks at me and just smiles
>I will literally never forget that smile

>>561878432
Someone edit more freckles on Wendy please

>>561878449
i live in a miniature contry which is as big as new york and has a population of like one mil or two. we have tons of post-soviet citys/neighbourhoods which are like those nigger neighbourhoods up in USA.

>>561878576
I want to go to asia but I don't know how to get asian grills to like me.

>>561878706

You like them, thats enough.

>>561878669
Liechtenstein?

>>561878706
Buy them rice

>>561878706
what type of asian grills?

>>561878834
That doesn't seem to do the trick.
>>561878895

>>561877081
what the FUCK

>>561878669
"Nigger neighbourhoods"
So queens?

>>561878895
lol'd
>>561878925
East Asia; Japan, Korea, Hong Kong & China. SEA girls aren't so difficult.

Guys can someone screencap this story, ill be out soon. pls ill ask it here on /b/ again

>>561878706
Simple. Say moshi moshi, titties desu

>>561879109
I tried that and ended up in a rice machine. :(

>>561878864
naah. estonia, more north.

>>561879007
what ever, you name it.

>>561878667
I don't have a yfw image for when OP rolls to infinity and beyond in multiple threads. But, I was there. OP is a God among men, and those of us in both threads should salute this fag who got 404'd, yet continued to provide sauce.

Long live fa45fqRf, based God of incest.

sorry guys trying to remember this drunk this late is hard. working my fastest

fuck you op for writing a captivating tale that's kept me up way past a reasonable hour

green text> testing

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itt: taking the b8

>>561879070
http://goo gl/j18y4x

Bookmark it, it's my archive and I'm currently archiving. There will indeed be a screencap.

It's fucking 6 am here OP I stayed up for this

>>561879475
He said "imagine something like this" not "this is her" you fuckass

>>561879404
its fine dude go as fast as you can

>>561879475
literally i google imaged "hot redhead" and found one that reminded me of my 14yo cousin
no fucking 14yo looks like that you moron
>get fuckin bent

>>561879152
Show off your many years of training in the way of samurai? Then tip your fedora at them, very important you show honor

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>>561879475
>being this retarded

>>561877107
0/10

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>>561879475
>hurr durr

>testing

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>>561879475
>being this stupid

>test

>>561879475
top kek

>b8ception

>>561879746
u may be right m8. u may be right

>High Test

>>561879596
That brings up another issue. I want to learn Japanese but I don't want to be associated with double-nigger 300lb autist neckbeards. Is that even posible?

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>>561866458

http://youtu.be/3jl9CvJPgtE

>>561879813
nigger what

ok guise getting wet and wild nao

>we both walk down to the track, sit on the grass's edge and watch G outpace his brother by a mile
>its easy for him being three years older and much taller
>the sun feels good, but I have never been more tired
>felt kind of like a hangover without the headache
>G slides to a stop in front of us, spitting dust all around
>G: "You okay man? Still a little sick?"
>Me: "Yeah. I might catch up later, we could go to the beach for a swim or something."
>G seems to think this is a pretty good idea as he calls to N
>We all plan a beach day, grabbing towels and slipping into swimsuits
>Piling into G's car we have a 20 minute car ride to the beach
>looking over at A she's wearing a white t-shirt with shortshorts. Gods those thighs are like magic.
>at the beach it's a gorgeous day. sun is still shining in magnificent cali weather, people are everywhere
>we charge the sand, quickly setting up towels, an umbrella, and leaving to explore
>G takes N into the water. A and I stay behind, start to roam the beach.
>there are some large rocks that we decide we want to investigate
>once there we are throughly out of sight of G and N
>her having been leading, she turns to me and smiles
>I smile back, content just being near her
>she kisses me passionately, I run my hands along her sides
>"We should go for a swim"
>agreeing completely, I once again pull my shirt of
>she does the same, revealing a fantastic two piece bikini, black with white designs on it
>trying not to stare, I charge into the water, leaving our clothes behind

moar to come

I hit reload and nothing came up. Thought it 404'd shat myself

>>561879813
Fuck you double nigger you woke up my cat

>>561879784
Depends. Are you Asian, live in an Asian community, or/and a neckbeard?

>>561880076
just realized this is no longer a greentext and is a fucking novel
my bad guys. sexytiem next post

Fucking A man why is this shit so good

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>>561879475

>>561880140
I'm white and live near an Asian community and don't have a neckbeard.

>>561880175
You basically just Dino'd us..
You faggot.

OP should consider starting a new thread and linking here if there's much more to this story

Bump

>>561880175
Anon this is legendary. But hurry,I can't fight the good fight much longer

>>561880270
not really dude shit. I'm trying my hardest
the sex part is better with backstory nigger

I wish my cousin would fuck me.

>>561880348
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

>>561880395
did u ask her to?
if no: ask
if yes: masturbate furiously

>>561880257
Should be good then. But be good at it. It's a good life skills anyways

>>561880076 fucking A man why is this shit so good

>>561880270
>2014
>being this much of a faggot

I can't last that much longer ive been here since last thread but I must see the ending

>>561879475
its not about the b8
its about the catch line

>>561880449
this

This is one of the greatest greentexts I've seen. Hail OP, God of Wincest.

Post faster OP! For the love of Allah post faster

dude. wasted typing is slow typing. you have to know that

> did u ask her to?

She's married.

Eye lids getting heavier OP. Must. See. The. End.

if this post 404s i will punch myself in the face

>>561880496
I mean I speak other languages anyway, but I've been shying away from Japanese because I don't want to be associated with the weeblords. But if you say it's good then I'll give it a shot. I guess I don't really have anything to worry about as long as I don't try to show off my Japanese skills on the interwhat.

>>561880916
kek this faggot is scared

>>561880507
>2014
>calling someone a faggot
And yes, i'm gulity.

>>561880916
Kek

Does someone have an archiving of this that theyre doing? I was trying but gave up. I need sleep, but i want to know how this ends.

>>561880763
>babby's first story

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High typing is slower, and you don't see me bitching, OP.

>>561880960
>>561880956
>>561880832
>>561880763
>>561880502
ily all moar sexytime >>561880076


>we splash about, making sure to get the other's hair good and wet
>dunno what it is but this is also a major turn on for me to this day
>wet hair
>fuck it's hot idk
>decide to swim down, see how deep it is
>fuckin deep
>we're pretty far out, not many people around
>doubt anyone could hear us
>pefect
>swimming a little closer, our arms bump
>then our chests
>I kiss her passionately, for as long as the waves will let us
>swim back to shore
>she leads again as we wander up toward the showers
>not many people here as it's prime time to be on the beach rather than leave it
>shower quick, get rid of any sand in places we don't want it
>neither of us had spoken but we knew what was happening next
>she goes into the women's first, checks to see if we've got the all clear
>stepping back into the sun, she pulls me in by my arm, biting her lip as we slink into the shade
>we kiss before we even reach the stall
>her arms around my waist, mine around her back, I press her against the wall
>stumble into the handicapped stall and lock the door behind us

>>561881018
You have a better one?

>>561880832
>babby's first incest green text

>>561881037
nigga im sorry my wittle fingers hurt. I guess I'll just stop

>>561880962
Right. Use in case the yakuza have you surrounded I guess

>>561881089
OP pls

>>561881198
I'll rape your cat op

pls no OP continue

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>>561881089
>sexytime
>just kissing

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>>561881198
Don't stop you double nigger.

>I kiss her passionately, for as long as the waves will let us

*sniff* fucking beautiful man.

>>561868824
fuckin shit thats a lie i didnt get my fucking armband. never eating gestapos again them fuckin liers

>>561881352
it gets better mate, patience!
there's no advantage to hurrying through life man

>>561881509
Better not be a fucking dino

end this shit naow

op dont listen to the dumb niggers, continue pls

>I kiss her passionately, for as long as the waves will let us

OP, I dont know what you do for a living but you need to get in to writing smut. Bitches love shit like that

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>>561881509

honestly wouldn't even be mad if OP walks the dinosaur on us. this has been great.

>>561881631
its how I get laid man. text em that shit they fuckin gobble it up

>>561881631
Plot Twist.
OP is A irl, telling how she got spaghetti from her cousin.

>>561881631
He fucked his cousin up the ass how much more game does one need

>>561881726
Oh god no

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>>561881691

>>561881726
Bigger plot twist.
OP is either G or N and has been watching supposed OP and A get it on.

>>561881716
>>561881726
>>561881779
Im talkin a career. make bank

>>561871145
OP would

>>561881979
If OP's cousin was my cousin I'd do the same no shame

if this 404s i will break something

>>561881889
Biggest plot twist. The story is written by OP's penis pounding away at the keyboard

>>561882205
i'll make another thread when it does with same title pic and link it hurr

Hail to OP for making something so wrong seem oh so right.

anyone screencap

OP WHERE ARE YOU

>>561882334
already did it

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>>561882205
OP must make a new thread and post link here. This shit is gonna 404

>>561882334
Ive screenshotted every one.

>>561882334
Got it

>>561876339
nigga your stories suck

>>561882468
>>561882474
>>561882559
Gods amongst men
post that shit so i can save this for tomorrow cos i gotta sleep

>>561882663
thats not very nice :(
but i respect your opinion
faggot

new thread
>>561882661

>pls end this

fuckin hell OP pls we're dependin on u m8

>>561866840
Shit bro let me in on that sleepmode, i cant seem to... anyway...