3 and 0 Go.

Shameless self bump

gimme them tiddys momther

>>561817351
send tits now i need a new picture of you to masturbate to

>>561817351
lemme tounge punch ya piss hole love

>>561817351
tits m8

Lemme shove a fist or two in you, yeah?

shameless bumb

>>561817351
hi

>>561818368
bump

>>561818479

reloll

>>561818570
Winrar but shitty

>>561818570
winrar ;_;

>>561818479
this

Lemme tongue punch your fartbox, yea?

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>>561818570
winrar

6,1 go

>>561818995
hi

I don't want another heartbreak
I don't need another turn to cry, no
I don't want to learn the hard way
Baby hello, oh no, goodbye
But you got me like a rocket
Shooting straight across the sky

Babe, I think we should have sex. Seriously though, I'm not kidding.

>>561818995
tits

I just wanna know one thing, bitch. WHAT DAT SMELL LIKE?

>>561818995
would you let me fuck you in a gorilla suit?

>>561818995
yo dawg, im finkin we needa be fukin ya feels me bruz

>>561818995
Babe, I haven't known anybody quite as nice nor pretty as you

>>561819280
Mcgehee?

>>561818995
k

Can you send me a pic of your boobs?

>>561819275
reroll

>>561818995
don´t speak to me ever again ty bye

>>561819436
lol fucking gaaaay

Rerell
Bitch what dat smell like

>>561819436

winner is you

>>561819586
OP needs pussy. I use this all the time

>>561819725
Which is why you are a beta virgin.

>>561819541
Winrar

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ayy lmao

8 , 2 , 45 , go.

I'm on >>561817351
posting this conversation and having other people tell me what to say to you.

>>561820156
Babe, I haven't seen your body in a minute, send me some tit pics

Just kidding. I'm done with you.

>>561819689
Roll for this

>>561820156
your thoughts on dick cheese ?

So could I peek at them tits?

>>561820156
tits

>>561820293
Rolling for this

>>561820156
but I think you are fat

>>561820438
winnnner

>>561820156
just a joke you fat fuck ayy lmao

>>561820313
reroll

>>561820156
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO FUCKING CUNT NIGGER GET READY FOR ANAL PROBING LMAOLAMAOALAMALMAO

i want to try this fantasy i have had for a while, it involves a knife, some rope, someone elses kid, and a ham sandwich. we lure the kid into our house with the promise of a ham sandwich and then we tie the kid up. once hes tied up i want you to fuck me in the ass with a studded dildo while i look the kid square in the eye without blinking. then i want the kid to watch as i jack off onto the knife which i will use on both you and myself to cut our throats but only after we cut the ear lobes off the kid. please?

>>561820156
I would ask if you're free at all this week, but in reality I would pay you just to think about my scrotum.

>>561820438
lulz winrar

but im gonna need some nudes to get me through tonight

>>561820438
lel winrar

>>561820156
you are being broadcast live from /b/ , now you them all your tits

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5

Vamos.

send nudes to convince me otherwise

>>561820943
yeah you are like a fucking jupiter

>>561821003
this

no just kidding haha.
but anyways want to get some dinner at a nice restaurant?

>>561820943
Yah you are fat, you got that fat ass, so how about a pic of that ass and pussy? ayy lmao

>>561820943
yes you fat ugly bitch... i´ll bet your pussy smells like fast food

In the chesticles, now send me a pic of em. And some pink too :)

>>561820943
tits

Not like REALLY REALLY fat, but you could benefit from losing a few pounds. I only say this because I love you and think we should be honest to each other.

>>561820943
yeah which is why im breaking up with you and going to continue my very sexual relationship with (her best friends name)

>>561820943
yeah you seriously need to lose some weight
I'm concerned

>>561820943
nigga do I look like I'm joking ?

>>561820943
lol j/k , chubby maybe , but fat? nah

>>561821130
Reroll 5 get

No, youre perfect. If theres anyone in the world for me. Its you. Youre perfect in every way and I can only dream of a girl like you

>>561820943
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>561821248
Why are you contributing and sageing?

Yep, but I'd still eat shit from between your fat asscheeks

>>561821269
REROLL

>>561820943
Yes, but I like fat chicks. Now show me your tits

>>561821285
WInzilla

>>561821285
Winrar

>>561820943
its okay, id still fuck ya good

>>561821369
this

>>561821285
winzip

>>561821285
ayy lmao winrar

>>561821285
Winrar

>>561821285
WINNARRRRRR

Oh sorry. I meant to send it to this whale of a bitch named Rachel.

>>561821285
OP's gonna get kicked in the nuts!!! Winrar!

>>561821369
reroll

You are the perfect combination of sexy and cute

Test

>>561821921
I get this reference.

surely OP will deliver.

Surely.

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1
Go

Don't get me wrong, I still want to marry you

Ayy lmao, just fuckin' with ya gorgeous.

Ofcourse I'm kidding, I'm just a tease!
anyways, lets go get some dinner at a nice place tomorrow, promise me?

Yea babe, of course. Now tits

>>561822267
Of course i am, Youre perfect

>>561822267
well i'm not sure actually. i could do with seeing a nude pic just to make sure.

No, you are seriously hot. Will you send me some pictures of your tits... I'm... in need.

>>561822336
Re roll for this

>>561822267
Yah babe, but I dig fat chicks, just not morbidly obese, but some pussy pics and tit pics would be swell

>>561822267
nigger tongue my anus

Well sorry that I care about you. I don't wanna hurt your feelings, it's just that you're a big guy

Don't worry, I'm into fat women. So I'm into you. At least someone loves you.

>>561822267
No I'm not

>>561822267
No, I'm just kidding. I would love to sniff your feet and cum deep in your tight little ass ;)

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>>561822267
could you pretend to be a burrito while I fuck your fatass belly button ?

>>561822374
Reroll

>>561821269
reroll!!!!!

On the other hand, you could also put on some more weight. Then we can go out and fight crime.

fucking deafheaven?

>>561822521
winner yes

>>561822267
yes, i'm starting to be embarrassed by you

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>>561822521
winrar

>>561822521
op pls deliver

>>561822521
Kek winrar

>>561822531
Oh this is getting goooood.

>>561822521
winnar winnar chicken dinnar

>>561822521
Winrar already

>>561821369

>>561822521
Win

>>561822521
winrar

ayy lmao, why did you believe me? I like you the way you are... That ass has gotten a lil fatter though

I know it's harsh baby. But, honestly, you should really think about maybe a dietician or something. I mean I wasn't gonna say anything but people are starting to talk. I even heard this one girl say "omfg her thighs look like a Volkswagen after a hail storm lol". I'm just looking out for your best interests

>>561822521
winner

I'm not sure anymore you're making me doubt myself send naked pictures so I can re-check.

i think im into trannys or maybe im bi idk help me :(

>>561822531
This is way better

>>561822336

oh boy, this

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7

fucking deafheaven

>>561823387
please marry me you cunt

just kidding, I love you and your body is perfect

>>561823387
sorry baby. it's just muh autism

>>561822553
reroll

Its because I didn't have slave feet when we last spoke

Did I fucking stutter??

>>561823467
Fuckin Winrar

>>561823467
jesus that was quick

>>561823467
Fuck.

>>561823467
winrar

I dream about you. I dream about us. I want your luscious flaps to envelop me into your warm, spongy, disgusting embrace.

>>561823387
who's the other person you cheating bitch ?
do not show me your titteys anymore !!

>>561823387
LOL . OMG, i meant to send that to my BF... anyhow , yes you are quite fat

Im just trying acid for the first time, babe. No big.

>>561823387
I have a condition. I get vulgar whenever I talk to stupid fat cunts like yourself. So don't worry It's not you, It's me.

>>561823467
Ooo 2 in a row

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>>561823467
fucking winrar

>>561823467
Winrar..

>>561823467
LOL winner

>>561823387
lol 420 blaze it faggut

>>561823467
Winrar say yes she will

>>561823387
I'm on about a kilo of coke, and I just injected not one not two not three but FOUR whole marijuanas, so don't hold me accountable for anything I say, I'm sorry if I say anything mean.

>>561821669
Roll

>>561823661
fuck this is perfect

OPisafag.jpeg

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>>561823820
REROLL.

I'm drunk on love

I'm high on you baby. tits or tongue, choose.

>>561824360
I just want you right now.

>>561824360
>>561822701

>>561824360
no but i did inject 4 whole marijuanas. i think i'm OD'ing

>>561824360
I will acid all over your face faggit lol 420 blaze it

>>561824360
Why arent we fucking now?

>>561824360
who told you you fucking whore?! you spying on me!?

>>561824360
no just high in love

>>561824360
I'm completely lucid. I would really like to try some anal with you, though. We'll go slow and use lube. I wanna fill that tight little ass up with cum ;)

>>561824360
yeah man i'm trying to get her really insecure and shit so its easy to bang her, i just called her fat hahahaha

>next message
fuck, wrong person

>>561824360
I am going to rape you :^)

>>561824360
If you call my maddening love you acid? Then yes my lady I am

>>561824559
Winrar

>>561824360
No bb I luv u pls fuk me

>>561824559
winner winner

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>>561824559
TOPPEST OF KEKS

I'm on 10 pounds of heroin and injected a whole 50ml of marijuana... I also got a dildo in my ass.. So yea I'm fine

>>561824559
Winrar ayy lmao

>>561824559
hahah WIN WIN WIN

>>561824360
I'm a butt :^)

>>561824360
Alex stole my phone,sorry about that

>>561824559
WINNAR

>>561824559
win rar

No just a little coke and if you say no we're over you fat bitch

i was kidding the whole time!
>tfw top kek

maybe, but that's not the point. all I know is that I wanna get fat like you and sk when we marry, we can start a family with little whales running about :,)

Sorry about that! My friend took my phone! Anyways, back to your weight problem…

>>561824559
winrar

I'm on MDMA actually

>>561824360
let's go on a date

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ayy lmao

2

>>561824360
Oh my god. I can't believe what I just said. Look, none of that was me. I'm not like that. I have a really hard time expressing my emotions and I do really weird things to make people laugh sometimes. I have feelings for you. Sorry I made you uncomfortable. I just want to open up so you can see the real me.

>>561825139
ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy

>>561825139
send me nudes

>>561825139
can i have a blowjob first? and let me 360 no scope your pussy bitch

>>561825139
sober? Where I'm headed there is no such thing as sober

>>561825139
ok, seeya later cutie

>>561825139
I injected in my anus incase you're wondering

>>561825139
Sober? Can you inject it?

>>561825198
this

>>561825302
Fuck yes winrar

I'm sober. sober than i ever been.

So are you gonna hop on this dik or h'wat you whale

>>561825139
ok babe I'm sorry. it's just.. I killed a guy
*sob*

>>561825139
Bitch are you stupid, I'm fine. Only thing I'm high on is love <3

Hi, I'm sober. I love you.

Don't worry baby, I'll always be up for a fuckin!!

>>561825139
>>561822701

>>561825302
winrar!

>>561825139
ill be sober tomorrow around 7 pm, come meet me

>>561825302
>>561825312
>>561825352
soooo many wins. OP pick either 1 or 3 option 2 sucks dick

>>561825139
Its true, I'm not sober... I didn't think it was gonna turn out this bad. Being this level headed is hard enough. Of course your not fat. But I would love to marry you.

>>561825137 I'm fine, but you better get over here now, I'm not even high, and I'm not joking when I say this, you better get over here now or I'm going to blow your house to pieces.

>>561825302
Winrar

>>561825139
bitch if you stop talking to me ima fucking cut you into little peices and put you in some chili for lunch

I use my moms butt plug while masturbating to gay ghetto porn

>>561825302
Winrar

>>561825139
Its true, I'm not sober.. I didn't think it was gonna turn out this bad. Being this level headed is hard enough. Of course your not fat. But I would love to marry you.

>>561820562
winrar

>>561820943
4chan is making a dumb nigger out of me. Let's talk somewhere else and not listen to these neckbearded losers.

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she's being triggered

6

>>561825774
Rolling for this

I'm going to kill myself tonight because I have such a fat ass, land whale, cunt of a girlfriend

>>561826232
>>561817351

K sorry, love you gorgeous.

>>561826232
let's get freaky you major cunt

>>561826232
I love you, and I'd love you more if you took my fedora and inhaled its sweet fumes m'lady.

>>561826232
send me some pictures then beautiful

>>561826232
FUCK YOU, LOOK OUT FOR ME ON THE NEWS IN THE MORNING

>>561826232
I have a gun to my head right now bitch, you come over with $20,000 or i shoot

>>561825598
REROLL DAMN IT.

>>561826279
rawlin!

>>561826232
I'm freaking out. Can you come over and be with me? the drugs are too intense i'm scared

>>561826232
Jews did 9/11

why orf. I orf. You orf. orf? fuck me.

The voices are so loud...why won't they stop telling me to do bad things????

>>561826279
reroll

I'm sorry I'm being a cunt. ignore me until 7am tomorrow. for my own good. sleep tight

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Hurry up OP, I don't know how much longer I can sit in the bathroom claiming I'm taking a shit.. Its been an hour already

>>561826232
smithy smith was whooooo ah everwhere on the roof!!

>>561826232
let me 360 no scope your pussy bitch

>>561826232
the distance i got to go to just ask for a date with you

>>561826232
just show me ur tits

>>561826416
Ohhhhh shit.

>>561826371
reroll fo dsi

>>561826416
winrar

Im sorry babe, i just want a few nudes SO BAD!

>>561826232
wanna come over to my place and jerk it to some furry porn?

>>561826416
WINWIN NIGAA

>>561826416
OP DON"T GO TO JAIL

I'll stop if you show me those sweet titties

Babe im really sorry, I love you and just want to marry you so I can see that hot body everyday when I wake up next to you, so why not sneak peak and show me those sexy tits ;)

>>561826596
true winrar

>>561826596
WINRAR

ignore me until 7am tomorrow. for my own good. sleep tight

>>561826596
actual winner not a reroll faggot

>>561826785
>>561826956
>fucking christ it sure is summer in here

>>561826232
babe sorry, I was just kidding.. I love you so much I just freak out every single time we talk.... you're prettier then the dolphins mating call, the atlantic oceans shinish water and the autumns birdsong - babe I love you
whore

>>561826232
OK first stop lying and then come over real quick and start working on my snake

>>561827040
xd

Sorry, not seeing your naked body is kinda driving me CRAZY

>>561827040
so preffer he text her "reroll" instead of getting us nude....faggot

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Looks like she's reached stage 4 trigger,I think she has PTSD now

0

>>561827040
Right? Remember when op just delivered and didn't have a bunch of idiots saying not to, and would've actually encouraged that winrar? Can't wait for summer to be over.

No but babe. seriously. Send me nudes or I'm going to kill you. You know me. You know my life. You know I'll do it

The voices are so loud, they won't they stop telling me to do bad things? How do I make them stop???

I'm sorry I'm being a cunt. ignore me until 7am tomorrow. for my own good. sleep tight

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>>561827040
watcha gonna do 'bout it faggit

>>561826596
REROLL

Fuck you, I'm breaking up with you.

>>561827278
I've got a gun to my head hurry

>>561827278
aint nothin wrong with a good ol fashioned nude gurl now hand them n00dz over bby before i an hero 420 hitler was right all along

Please baby, I love you.

>>561827278
I'm on the edge babe, someone is going to get hurt if you don't come over and help, I'm scared it's going to be me.

>>561826494

reroll

>>561825774
roll

Please let me suck on your ass

>>561827353
reroll

>>561827274
>Being this new here
Fucking summer.

>>561827480
oh god yes

i dont know how to tell you this, but i had been considering killing my self

the voices wont stop babe, i might have to get a gun and end it all. They keep telling me to come to your house, they want me to hurt you, shall i come over?

>>561827480
win rar

Send a god dam nude or i blow your house to pieces got it?

>>561827480
winrar

Don't do this
>>561827480

Do this
>>561827353

>>561826494
reroll

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>>561827274
he's rerolling that OP text the response he tagged in his post you fucking newfag.
>stage 4 terminal cancer detected

>>561827480
win fuckin rar

I want to fucking stab you in the neck and fuck you in the new hole, bitch

>>561827278
ok remember that knife I got on my birthday. youre gonna see it in action, dont worry

>>561826596
Rerell

>>561827480
muh kekkles

>>561827551
stfu with this fucking "Being this new" shit.
It's blatant shitposting.

Why do you guys want OP to go to jail?

bitch you heard me I will make your house the next national tragedy

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She's close to uncovering our elaborate ruse m8

8

I'm sorry, depression really does weird things to people. tonight I'm killing self. and please feel guilty. you drove me to do this. all the bitching and bad sex. I'd rather never see the light of day again then spend a second continuing to pretend to love you just for shitty sex. Fuck you bitch. oh and please show my mom this message

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>>561827930
>being this stupid
>not being in summer school
>MFW your parents are to blame

>>561828280
Give her the link to the thread OP, it's time to come clean

>>561828280
U FOKIN WOT M9? INB4 I KILL U NEWFAG KEK

i wash my winky in the kitchensiky

I tongue nigger anus

God dammit it was obvious he skyped her that he was on 4chan before he fucking did this

>>561828280
Cockniggiglia is growing a penis on his mustache because he like when the walls look at him with contempt for they know they will truly enjoy his anus whe it transforms into marbels of the finest diamond

i wanna taste ur muff

alrite babe you got me and BTW fits or gtfo

>>561828325
reroll
>pls based god

>>561828280
what did you say to me nigga?

>>561828280
NO FUCK THAT SHITPOST NEST BABE I WOULD NEVER GO ON HERE

give her the link

>>561828280
wanna go on a date?

>>561828280
Nope haven't been on in a couple of days. Get over here now. I'm holding the detonator in my hand. Don't make me.

Don't act like you know about me or my neckbeard brethren, you whore. Do yourself a favor and excuse yourself from ever uttering the word 4chan again. Master race.

>>561828280
what is 4chan? can you inject 4chan?

Yeah, I guess. But really, can I have a nude pic?

>>561828280
Get over here now. It's time for me to fuck you.

>>561828427
rerawl

I tongue nigger anus, come here and let me tongue yours too

snuff my nuff kunt

4chan has been in me too much

>>561828280

I'm on 4chan right now. Various trogs are posting what I should say to you. A random number dictates which response I text to you. I'm very sorry. I thought it would be fun, but I should have been more thoughtful. You're NOT fat, you're BEAUTIFUL, and I'm sorry. :(

>>561828325
more reroll

give her the link

LOLHAHAHAHAPENISPENISPENISPENIS

Your right, tits or gtfo!

>>561828552
Reroll.

I fucked your dads ass and it felt better than you. I wantto break up also I'm gay

>>561828280
tbh this isnt even a discussion, hand over nudes or ill smack some shit out of me toilet water. btw if I make the decision, as a free human being, to eat my own shit, does that automatically make me a tranny? think about it

>>561828682
reroll

>>561828590
Rerollin

Are you single babe? You want sum fuk?

>>561828748
winner

??? ????, ? ???? ??? ???? ????s, s? ??? ????? ?? ??? ???????? ??? ???s? ??? ??????s? ?'? ????????? ???? ????????? ??? ??? ??? ???'? ??? ?? s?????? ?? ???? ??????ASS (????). ?? ??? ???? ???? ? ??? ?? ?? ??? ???? ?? ???? ???, ?? ??? ?? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?? ??? ???? ?? s??? ??????' ??? ??????' ??? ?'? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ?????? ????. ??s? ???'? ?? ???????? ?? ?????, ?? ?'?? ????? ??????? ???? ?? ??? ??? ??????.

>>561828748
top kek winrar

>>561828381
reroll

Haha yeah I created a thread on 4chan and I asked them to roll the dice and tell me what to tell u. So the last 30 minutes have been random strangers saying random shit. Also we should break up, you bitch

>>561828682

reroll

>>561828645
reroll

>>561828748
TOP WINRAR

Right now I'm rubbing semen all over my body while I think about you eating my moms pussy

>>561828778
winrar

>>561828748
windows movie maker plox

>>561824360
>acid
>2014

>>561828748
winnest of winrars

>>561828748
Ayy lmao

>>561828716
Rerell

>>561828748
many keks. winrar

>>561828748
7ZIP

>>561828682
rolling for this

>>561828682

rerolllll

>>561828748
the toppest of keks 8/8 m8

>>561829013
>>561829089
little late to the party fellas. check dig before you shitpost

>>561828682
rolling for this

>>561828682
Reroll

>>561828682
reroll

>>561829339
rolling for this

>>561828748
he already won faggots, stop shitposting

>>561828682

rolllllling again