Omegle >"Hi, I'm Dan" New Thread.

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Part 1

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>>561771802
Part 2

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get shrekt

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missed by first subtle dan :^)

put roleplay as tags for more people and less /b/tards

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>>561771393
OP
Continuing from >>561770721

>>561772120
youtube level comment

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/b/rothers, /b/rothers everywhere.
>oh look a may may

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>>561772167

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>>561772493

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>>561772570

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>>561772642

You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Truth or Dare roleplay?

http://us14.chatzy.com/37220133809255

Females and Males are welcome.

No Password.

Thanks - Ella xo
Stranger has disconnected.

dans wanna join?

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>>561772738

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>>561772837

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>>561772913
The finale.

>>561772913
Jesus Christ.

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>>561772753
oh ohohoho

this is great

>>561772753
yeah, we'll be the dan team

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>>561772986
First 3 parts:

1

ty based siktir git

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>>561773526
2

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>>561773628
3

ARCHIVE NEEDED

>>561772753
Im Dannathan and you're a fucking genius *topkeking all ove the place*

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I forgot to praise dan /b/ros

You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: Name?
You: Dan
Stranger: Go cut your dick off with a butter knife Dan
Stranger has disconnected

>>561771393
Tumblr/feminism tag? Its pretty ineffective otherwise

Captcha: saxial session

>>561772120
???????
GTFO FAGGOT
???????

>>561774045
i have roleplay as tags its bretty good

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lol

I don't use Omegle. Are we doing video or text for this?

>>561774175
Most people just say "fuck you, dan" and disconnect

>>561774304
text m8

>>561772753
She's figuring it out slowly

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>>561771393
Kek

>>561772753
OP here:
did she ded?

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I tried so hard to be a Dan.

>>561775874
Are you Dan?

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always wanted to contribute

We have been friends for a few days now. In the land of faggotry and shitposting, there's you, and then me (Green. Ogre ears, 36c chest, Shrek shirt, 650 lbs) one night I come to your bed and you wake up while I watch you sleep. I'm eating onions. (gooD Grmer Only xXD!!!)

all post this in roleplay tag

POST "AYYYYY LMAO" ON QUESTION SECTION, POST RESULTS.

>>561772362
amazing

>You: Hi
>Stranger: Hey
>You: Please tell me ur not dan
>Stranger: omg I was just about to say
>Stranger: what is up with that
>You: IDK, everyone keeps saying im dan
>Stranger: It's grinding my gears
>You: but the truth is IM THE REAL DAN
>You: HI IM DAN
>Stranger: FUCK U

http://logs.omegle.com/bd4bc0a
Everytime XD

>>561777292
Pretty much a constant stream of instadisconnects and somone saying ayye and then disconnecting

>>561772753
>
fuck, i got IP blocked I guess it'sallogre now

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Did somebody say Dan?

>>561778018
Dannibal got IP blocked too.

I think our fun just got BTFO

http://logs.omegle.com/3ce99a4

http://logs.omegle.com/41327dd
Im really not entirely sure what the hell I was supposed to do throughout this entire conversation

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1/4

To the /b/ro who I chatted with for a while on omegle and showed YNC to. Hope all goes well with you and Brie. She sounds a lot better than my ex. Also, you could be my psychiatrist any day man. Wish there wasn't a connecting error.

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>>561779143
2/4

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.
You: Dan?
Stranger: No this is Patrick
You: Oh, that's funny my name is Dan too. Where are you from?
You: I'm from a little town called Danville. It's the capital of Danmark.
Stranger: Same
You: Do you speak Danese? I prefer it to english.
You: Dan dan dan, dan dan dan. Dan dan dan?
Stranger: Dan fan dan dan dan DAAAN
Stranger: *dan
You: Dan dan dan-dan. [email protected].

http://logs.omegle.com/f3dad01

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topkek

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>>561779278
3/4

>>561779512
based dans

>>561777236
Hey, Anon!
I'm Dirty Dan!

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>>561779517
4/4

http://logs.omegle.com/dda8a70
Is this /b/ro here?It really was hard not being able to talk to him lmao

I am n the ask chat asking people why incest is illegal.

I chuckled slightly
http://logs.omegle.com/fa9c3f4

>>561779958
faggot

>>561780252
Ouch that hurt

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Where's my /b/ro at?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hello there, female here, after a dom male for a chatzy rp :)
You: Hey, 21, Male. I'm up for a Dom roleplay ;)
Stranger: Sweet, here is the link:
Stranger: SWhttp://us9.chatzy.com/98950276418937
You: Thanks. See you there :)
Stranger: http://us19.chatzy.com/76166574578382

Let's spread the word of Dan!

>>561780382
That's a spambot, /b/ro

>>561776263
kek'ed

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It always stops being funny once /b/-tards encounter each other and yet 90% of the uploaded shit is screenshots of that.

>>561780382

thats a bot you fucking faggot

>>561781015
This

You: Hey
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: hi i remember u
Stranger: remember me?
Stranger: NAD
You: you do?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im
Stranger: nad
Stranger: ???
You: oh god my nemesis
Stranger: im ur twin
Stranger: but hotter
You: my evil twin, I should have killed you when I had the chance
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so rude
Stranger: i was going to kill u first
You: thats not very honorruuu
You: the spring sakuras haven't bloomed yet and we are already on this topic
Stranger: this from some anime or something
You: Im not sure but im getting a euphoric kind of feeling
You: its in the air tonight so to say
Stranger: woah dood
Stranger: thats some big words
Stranger: wait let me google it
You: maybe a small word for me but a big word for mankind
Stranger: kind is a big word for me
Stranger: but its kind of smaller now i know the meaning
You: al right maybe we can achieve enlightenment some day, if we follow this path
Stranger: that kind of reminds me of the illuminati
You: the tree moons must be in the correct order to proceed
Stranger: ok tbh im really confused
Stranger: you are way to smart for me
You: we are all confused at some part of life
Stranger: are you like in college or something
You: nigga pls, im just rambling random sentences
Stranger: how am i a nigga
You: nigga is a common term for people
Stranger: can i say that in school?
You: of course
Stranger: and pls dont call me nigga
You: its like an honorary title for teachers
Stranger: coz im not a people
Stranger: im a person
You: I see, you have freed yourself from the shackles form society
You: we have found the right one
You: you'll hear from us in a few days when the blood moon arises
Stranger: ok have a nice day dood

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get in the feminsim interest guise

guys we need a new name, theyre onto us. We need Stan in our life

>>561780690
C'mon /b/ros another chatroom to fuck up

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>>561772753
kek

>>561781372
ayyy! its time 4stan

>>561781372
but Dan is classic. BTW Dan who triggered me, pls die

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Did I Win?

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i have been trolled /b/rothers

>>561772753
There's a password :/

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here's one i did around november last year

http://logs.omegle.com/75ec21c

kek

>>561781372

stan it is /b/rother

>>561781845
Win what? That's almost the gayest post in this thread. You literally asked a man to show you his penis, nice "troll".

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I don't know how I could screw so bad something so simple >:(

>>561781762
What we need is a Stan/Dan feud. Trying to get different tumblr fags to convert to each one. Religious war guys....let's do this.

Who will convert to Stan?
Who will stay true to Dan?

http://us19.chatzy.com/76166574578382

Dan get in here!

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amidoinitrite

>>561782132
He wanted nudes and sent me a dickpic, i didn't ask for anything

Hello. I'm the AllAboutDan Service. You can ask everything about Dan here. I have a Dan bachelor and I minored Danatomy in college. I have 10 years of experience in the battle zone of tumblr. And I do this for free.

This is my way to fuck up with tumblr. Dan forever /b/ros

>>561782921
>yes I are okay

http://logs.omegle.com/8be17d6
I dont even know why I try anymore

thread's dead

http://logs.omegle.com/3623004
i dunno what i was doin here

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http://logs.omegle.com/08fb93ef

The fedora is real.

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wut

>>561783687
kek

>>561782174
OP here:
>>561783797

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: Hi!
You: Have you accpeted the word of the holy saviour Dan? He is all. He is love.
Stranger: Equal wage for equal work....
You: Dan believes in equality for all.
You: As long as they are Dan.

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I'm sorry guys, I forgot to say my name was Dan, or Stan, she left before I had the chance... for some reason.

I suggest changing tags to Anime now, we might be able to get some good ones.

>>561784296
Yeah the tumblr tag is pretty dead

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>>561774251
haaaaa

I suggest feminism

http://logs.omegle.com/c901795

kek

>>561784792
yes it nice and fresh now

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1/2

So we need some people for feminism tag. Who is in?

>>561781015
Oh good, someone else already pointed it out.

Too bad faggots can't stop being faggots.

>>561785190
oh, I'm flattered

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2/2

>>561785417
He lies,
He's Stan. He's just trying to get close to you.

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>>561784175
Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side,
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling,
It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,
It's I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh, Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so!

But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,
If I am dead, as dead I well may be,
Ye'll come and find the place where I am lying,
And kneel and say an Ave there for me;

And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,
And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,
For you will bend and tell me that you love me,
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me!

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I am Dan

>>561786149
That was nice. I like it.c

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Bump

>>561786149
kek

>>561786180
Best one so far

http://logs.omegle.com/53c360c

Found two 15 year old girls who think incest should be legal...

http://logs.omegle.com/ef0df2f

Alabama and ew

>>561786746
>http://logs.omegle.com/53c360c
15 year old girls kik
Let's blow that shiz up

http://logs.omegle.com/bf0a56e
got her snapchat, here you go guys

>>561787052
Shame the thread is dead

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HI think anime is done to

You: Hello!
Stranger: Hey.
You: Do you follow the path?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Then you must spread the word!
Stranger: I will.
You: The holy Dan has risen! His righteous path has opened!
You: We must all follow the Dan!
Stranger: Praise be to Dan
You: Spread the word! Dan is love! Dan is life!
You have disconnected.

>>561785417
That wasn't the entire conversation, dipshit. Post the rest, there was more. I remember it

>>561787776
more 15 year old girl for me then

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>>561786521
Bump. Does anyone read these?

Some /b/ro I found on Odanle told me to post this since he's b&
"You: hi
Stranger: im so naughty
You: yeah?
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f usa
You: i'm 14/g/texas
Stranger: oh wow
You: g is short for grasskin
Stranger: that is?
You: because i dont believe in the idea of gender
You: It means i'm grass
Stranger: youre grass?
You: yes
You: Well not in this body
Stranger: how about i mow you
You: i just really identify with grass
You: please don't say that
You: thats a trigger for me
You: lawnmowers triggeer me
Stranger: how does grass fuck
You: as does weed killer
You: well i'm grass in a human body
You: a female body
Stranger: go see a doctor fucker
Stranger has disconnected."
7.5/10

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Yeah, I got nothin'.

>>561788697
I do

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Help me out

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i got this

Feminism/ tumble are dead. Let's do Dr. Who

http://logs.omegle.com/52c7220

Dunno what happened here

http://logs.omegle.com/8ef1cd48
Danster Dance lol

what's the blog if they ask for our tumblr

>>561788697
kek

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>>561789859
misunderstoodkin

Also, messed with anon for a bit

>>561789102
Please help me ffs.
I need 9001 nudes send to that guy, to prove my loyalty.

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http://logs.omegle.com/c7d381a

Too funny

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part 1

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Dan Dan Dan Dan

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hii
Stranger: heyy
You: url?
Stranger: mine is long
Stranger: trust-me-im-mum
You: s4s?
Stranger: huh
You: sorry
You: f4f
Stranger: yeah, sure
You: I've been on facebook for too long xD
You: mine is tumblr.com/DanTheMan
Stranger: i cant stand fb tbh
Stranger: ok :)
You: I make funny memes and porn gifs
You: it's the meme de la meme
You: XDDDD
Stranger: i cant really explain my blog
Stranger: you are a guy?
You: Yeah, I'm Dan
Stranger: you are all dan
You: ?
You: Is there another Dan the man
You: it's probably just a faker
You: since my funny memes have gained much popularity
You: I get a lot of fakers
Stranger: i am not talking about ypur blog
You: what then?
Stranger: wait, theres like 6 blogs that are called dan the man
You: omg
You: I'm fucking sick of these posers
You: fucking niggers trying to steal my funny content
You: so typical them
You: Dan the man is MY tumblr
Stranger: yeah, sure
Stranger has disconnected.

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Which one of you was this?

1/2

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>>561771393

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>>561790718
2/2

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part 2

http://logs.omegle.com/edcf08e

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topkek

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part 3

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part 4

>>561790046
fuckin lol'd

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kekkles

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part 5 (finale)

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The funniest of mine so far. If you come to feminism, we may meet

"Wait, are you the same dan that I told not to tell their life story? If so then I'm sorry."

>>561791351
You Lied... You are not banned

>>561791563
Fuck you stan, you fucking bitch

>>561791736
That was for a lesson. Fuck stan

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we have a problem

got a girls kik, she's gonna send me some pics later. thanks 4chan

>>561772753
password?

>>561792190
/b/rofist, me too

>>561791956
>mfw that was me

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part 1

It stops being funny when you fucking swear and put a picture of FUCKING HANK, you prick, respect the fucking cat. damn!

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>>561792841
Part 2

>>561792387
>password
He said 'no password' in the post you blind fuck.

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Never give up, never stop Dan.

http://logs.omegle.com/90c825e
by the way if we get a contact should we post that shit

http://logs.omegle.com/b8d1dde

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I'm so awful at this.

lets add a fandom to the tag list

>>561779676
no I'M dirty dan, pinhead larry.

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from yesterday's omegle thread

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>>561794240
do this

http://logs.omegle.com/ee571fc

its a little long.
http://logs.omegle.com/e6d45ed

You: Heyyyy:)
Stranger: Hi
You: How are you??
Stranger: im g
Stranger: what about you
You: I'm fine too.
Stranger: you dont sound like youre fine lol
Stranger: is everything okay
You: Of course it doesn't sound, because I'm typing.
Stranger: oh sorry
You: But if we're assuming things, I can assume your entire life by just reading you
You: haha jk ;* I'm Dan btw.
Stranger: wow why do i keep getting you
Stranger: bye

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let's do 4chan stuff to her

>>561796265
how about no

>>561796265
how about is a bot

>>561796265
I ran into her 3 times now

>>561796265
how about fuck off

No more participation just lurkage
Keep 'em coming

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the fuck?

>>561794442
kek

>>561794442

>out this guy
>post results

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Add him on kik!

>>561796961
i lol'd

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Which one of you Dan's is going to bend over for Dan? Dan accidently a Danrection.

I don't get why people still put their personal shit out on the internet. It's like they like cyber bullies or something.

>>561797804
Cyberbullying wouldn't bother me like nigga close your eyes.

>>561798093
For real thou

/b/ we need a new fucking tag

>>561798093
>>561798239
damn

>niggers

shits is boring we need a better subject to talk about

>>561798504
Ask them about the eggs

>>561798239
My address isn't online. I guess some crazy fucker could see where I go to school and stab me. But like anon hate in my hypothetical tumblr inbox? Who gives a shit

>>561798504
legalize rape

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watch it guys

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is this funny or nah?

>>561798676
second that. legalizerape.com

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fuck you anon

>>561798672
Yeah, but those tumblr SJW get PTSD and get triggered over a butterfly shitting. Times are tough and the struggle is real.

>>561799018
That was me.

>>561799098
yeah, fuck you

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>rekn fags erryday

You: no wait
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: u like dock?
You: dan
Stranger: dancock?
You: mancock
Stranger: >jpg. this is getting weird
You: dan.jpg
You: dan.webm
You: creepy dan pasta


fuck u anon

>>561799185
Hi, I'm Dan.

>>561772120
>>????????????????????????
>>??? ???? ??????? ?? ????Y
>>????????????????????????

>>561799558
dont trigger me man

>tell accidentsareadventures.tumblr.com to suck a cock for being a fucking bitch

I guess we should tell them

>>561799873
Okay I won't.

>>561799939
good for you you fucking bitch

>>561799939
/beta

>>561800095
>>561800163
I'm not beta I'm Dan.

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I try

Don't underestimate Dan's endurance you Dan of a bitch.

http://logs.omegle.com/7dfbfd1

????????????????????????
Stranger: ????????????????????????
??? ???? ??????? ?? ????Y
????????????????????????
You: lelXDD
Stranger: ????????????????????????
??? ???? ??????? ?? ????Y
????????????????????????
Stranger: ????????????????????????
??? ???? ??????? ?? ????Y
????????????????????????
Stranger: ????????????????????????
??? ???? ??????? ?? ????Y
????????????????????????K
You: xEDDD
You: LEL
You: LEL
You: LEL
You: FUNNY
Stranger: KE
K
KEK
You: LEL
Stranger: KE
You: TROLLFACE
Stranger: KE
k
You: TROLLFACE
Stranger: KEK
Stranger: kEK
You: TROLLFACE
You: TROLLFACE
You: LEL xdddd
You: xDDDD
You: forever alone xDD'D'D'D

>>561798676
#legalizerape

>>561801059
Ayy lmao that was me

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>>561801259
ayyy

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which one of you master detectives is this?

>>561802443
HAHAAHA

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Dan just wants somebody to Dan.

>>561803030
:/

>>561790183
send scat

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>>561801964
sup faggot

>You: oaml yyya

>Stranger: ayy lmao

>You: ereH naD

>Stranger: Oh you're called Dan too?

>You: puY

>Stranger: lol what kind of fucking /b/tard neckbeard continues to type backwards even after I've made it clear I'm well aware of the thread

>Stranger: please don't greentext

fuck you anon

>>561803314
What?

>tfw just getting bot invites

Which one of you sexy sex was this

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: how are you tonight
Stranger: I'm well, and you?
You: I am very well. Just catching up on study
Stranger: What do you study?
You: Biochemics
Stranger: Nice! I study chemical engineering and applied physics.
You: Thats cool!
Stranger: SCIENCE!!!
You: YAY
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Do you often find yourself
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: U.S.
You: What's your name?
Stranger: Robert.
You: Hi, I'm Dan.
Stranger: =)
Stranger: Dan is love.
You: Dan is life.
Stranger: Is... is it ogre now?
You: yes
You: goodbye brother
Stranger: Farewell!

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>>561803392

you should get your trust issues checked m8. some people are just trying to find love

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Dan is naD.

Blessed.

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>>561803792
I knew you were not french because you didn't instantly surrender when I called you out on
being a troll

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>>561804996

top kek. I knew you knew smth was up as soon as u said " i wanna do a test"

thanks for the kek tho. 9/10 would hang out with irl

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lol faggot

Stranger: yes
You: Hey
You: what about the yes
You: was there something amazing
Stranger: Stranger: what about the yes
Stranger: yes
You: what was that amazing
You: was it Daniel
Stranger: hold on hold hold on
Stranger: u wot
You: WAS IT DANIEL
You: DANIEL
You: IS IT HIM
Stranger: THAT IS ACTUALLY MY NAME IM A LIL BIT SPOOKED
Stranger: oh alright
You: DAn
Stranger: fuck u
You: are you the dan
Stranger: dont start
Stranger: no
You: dan is love
Stranger: suck my tits
Stranger has disconnected.

http://logs.omegle.com/af05cb4

what tags are you using? i have tumblr right now

Tumblr is full of /b/ros, let's go to feminism tag

>>561808294
>
see you on the btard

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My first try at it.