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decorated dicks

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decorated dicks
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>>561742579
Wow, what a great job.
Can't wait to do this.
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>>561742579
awesome where do you get your clothes
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>>561742579
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>>561742579
>>561743260
10/10
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>>561743351
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>>561742579
MOARRRRR~!!!
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Funny thread, OP. Luvs it.
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>>561743054
just use doll clothes mostly
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This is possibly the best thing to ever happen anywhere, ever.

I demand more.
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>>561743603
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>>561742579
I want to do this but I don't have any doll clothes. Next time I'm near a thrift shop I'll check in the toy section. going to make this a mission.
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>>561743967
thats all I got folks
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I have a few dongs on hotdog buns.
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>>561744130
This was wonderful.
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>>561742579
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>>561743260

Bookworm.
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>>561744306
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>>561743816
i concur. this thread is EXACTLY what b is about.
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>>561742579
i haven't laughed this hard at something on /b/ since 2008

pls moar
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>>561744552
anyone got more like this in their archives? I grab them up when I see, but kind of rare.
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OC

i knew the day would come that I got to use this.
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>>561744678
So now /b/ is about putting cloths on your dick and showing it to other faggots. oh how times have changed.
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>>561745001
relax man, it's funny.
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>>561744932
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>>561744932
there is no question
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

>>561745001
get a load of this homo! he doesn't think dicks being decorated is hilarious! what a fag!
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fuck
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>>561744932
pure art
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>>561742579
At first glance at the thumbnail, I thought this was Launchpad
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>>561744880
last one like this, unless I have more in some other folder.
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dickhead
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does this qualify as decorated? looks bloody painful.
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>>561744932
you have officially won at the internet...good job...lmao
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>>561744994
the fuck is going on with your dick, it points at the north star, like some bitch did a 360 on it and it broke
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>>561746008
No, I just wanked off from 10-30 times a day from ages 10-16.
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painted lady, decoration, hardmode.
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>>561744994
I like your dick looks yummy
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>>561742579
>>561743260
>>561743351
>>561744336
My sides... where they've gone?
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>>561746483
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>>561746481
Thank you anon. It is. I can verify.
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>>561744932
I lost, thats just to good
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>>561745001
Been here since 03.

This is normal /b/ orginal. Not cancer. Props to OP for being a cool guy. +1 internet from this ancient fag
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All dressed up
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>>561746861
I love this one! HAHAHA
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>>561746838
I know. Last thread of this kind was something like a week ago, with pics of girls contemplating dog kneecaps.
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>>561747090
thanks lori
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>>561747248
I wonder if this would feel good...
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>>561745001
shouldnt you be white knighting a little girl thread or something?
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have some cake
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>>561747270
thats just fucking great
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>>561747390
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>>561746832
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>>561747128
this is great. +1 internet for rl laugh
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>>561744364
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>>561747598

Are you playing D sharp there?
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Just drew this for a friend thanks to this thread
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>>561742579
So, Thefirst thread that I encounter at my return to /b/ is this one. I missed you guys.
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>>561747690
did he died?
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>>561742579
how do i decorate dicks?
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>>561747723
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>>561742579
OP?
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>>561747776
how is this even possible? is this guy a wizard?
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>>561742579
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>>561748109
he used handtools obviously
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i could image limit this thread by myself
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>>561748524
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>>561748000
look at that trips
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>>561743260
This is still the best one in the thread. Up your game 4chan
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>>561745290
Fucken lost it
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>>561748524
>>561748791
more
sauce?
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Am I doing it right?
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>>561748468
with thread related pics?
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>>561749732
yes, im going to make lunch right now tho
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Step up your game /b/. These aren't funny any more. These aren't even decorated.
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>>561747430
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>>561746772
Where is that mans belly button
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My middle name is Dick
I'm getting a name change to add on a second middle name
What's the best word to put after Dick
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>>561748576
i'm dying
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Gentlemen
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>>561747025
stupid grill. i want more of the guy
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>>561748323
That creature wouldnt hold up well.
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>>561743603
are thoose actual teeth?
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>>561749708
>fucking dat girl
>still "wearing" the pizza

my sides
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10/10 thread flawless victory
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>>561749596
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>>561751029
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>>561746838
>03
Try again faggot
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>>561750825
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>>561754869
2spooky4me
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>>561742579
Never let this tread die funny AF :D
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>>561747843
By poseidons salty testicles! Thats marvelous.
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>>561747843
can you feel it now mr crabs?
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>>561749708
så tag sku da pizzaen væk din mongol..
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>>561751304
>still wearing the pizza
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