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Soup /b/. If you`ve ever wanted a woman to say something to you,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Soup /b/. If you`ve ever wanted a woman to say something to you, now is the time. I will be doing vocaroo requests for the next hour, and I`ll try to get to as many as I can,
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say the date, you rname, and describe your last sexual experience
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLY066vP9W
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>>561741549
"ayy lmao"
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>>561741549
In a whispery voice, say 'Santa'.
I make music, Don't ask.
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>>561741549
Say: Hitler did nothing wrong
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in your dirtiest whore voice say
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
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Dilek du Hayvan
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"oh anon please shit on my chest"
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>>561741549
I love you matthew, pls can i suck your dick?
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>>561741549
Or, place your hand over your heart. And say in a loud, clear voice.

WE, THE PEOPLE
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Lolfag here
"only you can hear me summoner lets play a masterpiece"
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>>561741549
please shit in my mouth
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yBekHBKSFg
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"Fill my ass with your cum."
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post pics of your asshole of GTFO
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>>561741549
Please state clearly, "Maybe I... zuck ya dick."
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Say the navyseal copypasta, please
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>>561742474
tryhard phaggot
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>>561741549
write "Handsome" accross your ass cheeks
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>>561741549
But mister.. I poop from there!
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They're playing us like a damn fiddle
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"I don't care if you're my brother, I wanna have your baby."
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Say:
>niggers tongue my anus
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>>561741858
>>561741858
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMuG5B1YC7

>>561741943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RD2Syfo4wV

>>561741968
If you use this, I hope you post it to /b/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WneGwP18xF

>>561742117
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kcJLXFruoD
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>>561742575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dqNIei8dHX
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>>561742704

this
this this this
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>>561741549
"Daddy please stop it hurts (start sobbing) , NOOOOOOOOO ouch daddy what are you doing (more sobbing)"
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>>561741549

eat my shit, slave
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Do a dramatic reading of the Declaration of Independence. It really gets me off.
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"Qui veut coucher avec moi ce soir ?"
Thanks ahah
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>>561742824
>ayy lmao
wtf was that
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Can you try to do these with less emotion in your voice? So you sound more like Daria.
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>>561742162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Olk2pXlACV

>>561742182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbYwD8skGj

>>561742268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PETuvkb6g2

>>561742286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OcJmcVRKOr

>>561742353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v0G9M4iMjH
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>>561741549
say you like big black Dick
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>>561742824
OP DELIVARRR MOAR N00DS
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say : Shrek is love, shrek is life
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lol ragnarok ? which server
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>>561741549
"Oh my god your cock is so big...Go slow"
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>>561742824
Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.
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>>561742824
Not until Christmas sadly. It'll be used for (filthy) dubstep and'll be part of a EP called ?. (or characterized 3 / III)

Just pay attention to https://soundcloud.com/theinfamy
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Scream

LEEEEEROOOOOOYY JENKINSSSSSSS
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sieg heil
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>>561743178
just say:

I wanna fuck with the first 30 annons who post in my post
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wow, your awesome :D
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>>561743178
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbYwD8skGj
thank ypu femanon.
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>>561743151
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RD2Syfo4wV
>Dead
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>>561743332
This
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>>561743178
Say "Casper, I just want you inside of me."
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imitate a cow, yes I like animals
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>>561741549
>>561741549
i love you. i i need you i dont want to live without you.
that too much or can you do that?
.
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>>561741549
say, "U WOT M8"
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Daddy my diaper is so full. Can you come squeeze my thick diaper and then change me daddy?mmm
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>>561742824
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMuG5B1YC7
>Getting laid because he wwas such a good priest

AHAHA THATS SO WEIRD ITS AWESOME.
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>>561741549
"I AM GROOT"
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say: there would have been a time for such a word.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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>>561741549
in a sexy baby voice "i need fweminism because the racial impurity in this world is caused by under empowered women with low self esteem. heil hitler, kill aaallllllll the niggers *excited giggle*"
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>>561742360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ye9QtbvBQm

>>561742387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AQt974shs5

>>561742507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s063h835L4Jc

>>561742563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTUsHDCISN

>>561742570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m6PKvuA8xi
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say your name and describe who you masturbate
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>>561743178
D-Sweat, Perspirate
Ping Pong circulate
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say
Bliss you all my friends!
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finger my asshole. PLEASEEEEEE ANON
Fist my nipples
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>>561741549
A sequence of reals converges if and only if it is Cauchy.
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say your name and describe how you masturbate. sorry mistake
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>>561741549
HEY FEMANON, PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOU
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Finger yourself and record the sounds.
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>>561741549
I am a dirty cumdumpster whore and i love guzzling on your cock like there is no tommorow
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Adam, I can't wait to swallow you whole and feel you squirming around inside me. Mmmmm. Now digest in my stomach acids you little bug.
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"There is no god but Allah, Muhammad is the messenger of God."
With conviction, as if you were truly a Muslim convert.
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>>561743683
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ye9QtbvBQm
Sounds good made me smile thx femanon
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>>561742824
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMuG5B1YC7
laughed pretty hard at the ragnarok think
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>>561743683
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m6PKvuA8xi
i m dieing here
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>>561741549
I am a dirty whore and I want you all to cum on my face and in my throat.
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>>561743803
with a southern twang if you can
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>>561743683
>laughing at the navy seal past.
its not even funny tho. cold pasta is cold as shit
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"Mrs Russo, how much coffee do i put in the coffee cake?" thanks op.
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>>561741549
OP, I have a request, and out of being pathetic

say, "You broke up because she wouldn't give you the time of day, glad that you were not around, and would spend a lot of 'alone time' with her male 'just friends'. Don't look back."
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>>561742593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s079glDd59bU

>>561742678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3nNRZnnFA

>>561742704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jotiDljeSw

>>561742792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18tN2UJRawH
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>>561743683
Try the spanish:

"Hola chico, quieres follarme duro duro?"
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>>561743972
>turning them into questions
intothetrashitgoes.jpg
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>>561743683
OP say
>I want to fuck everyone of " Dark Judgement House " except Fro

ty in advance for your sexy voice
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>>561743683
Aww damn. I was getting ready to kek.
You sure you cant do it? I think laughter would make it even better
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>>561743972
So much win.
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>>561743972
i like that last one
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Can we have some masturbation please ma'am
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>>561741549
Question. The music fag's back. So far, no other girl's actually remotely brave enough to say sentences for me to use them in music.

Is it okay if I contact you over skype for this if necessary?
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>>561741549
Dalek voice : "EX-TER-MI-NATE !"
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>>561743972
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jotiDljeSw

This is fucking gold.
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>>561743972
OP will you say "Lick my belly button"
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>>561743683

Sorry I performed badly on the last test sir, maybe I can earn my A grade by doing an oral exam?
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>>561743972
> http://vocaroo.com/i/s079glDd59bU
I came
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>>561743972
*put in random bits of laughter, do a hysterical voice* DID YOU GET YOUR GIGGLE m8?
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>>561742845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rwVcv4dTu6
I am the worst actress.

>>561743047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mG7cKcfwum

>>561743125
How does I french?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7OSnGgKEz

>>561743186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AycDSgNZ5t
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>>561744298
Nice try ISIS-FBI-CIA-CDC-ABC-FOX-CBS
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wemmu sucks dick
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>>561744298
faggot stop trying to get her skype. Just ask for shit here.
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>>561744450
Say "Casper, I just want you inside of me." plzplzplzplz for my virgin ears.
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MAKE A LEGIT ATTEMPT AT THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA

It'll just be cute if you start laughing. Pls, femanon?
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>>561744450
you speak with a fake french accent and go all hippie like
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>>561744254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64
this one?
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>>561741549
Write 'Callum T' on a piece of paper?
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>>561744450
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7OSnGgKEz
It's good, a french can understand you now haha
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>>561742824
jesus christ, you are a slut.
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>>561743221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XBR2oFcnMB

>>561743237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0smV2dDlUkA

>>561743242
>>561743242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vz8RYzzF2M
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>>561744619
that guys singing made me sad
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today op wasnt a faggot

you should state your opinion about feminism
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>>561744450

fap fap fap
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>>561744505
>Nice try (organisations)

I just gave you the fucking link to my soundcloud where my real name, Roy Goos, is stated. Lmfao.


>>561744538
I've got a girlfriend. (Even she's not down for it.)
Any services OP could provide besides voice, I'd rather get from my girlfriend.
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>>561741549
say "do it again handsome" and write handsome accross your ass cheeks
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>>561744820
SAY: Wemmu sucks dick!
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>>561744450
"be a good boy and suck my toes"
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"It's all right, everything will be ok"
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"Oh Skurt. This wont work. Its not you... its me. I cant deal with your small dick anymore. Im sorry"
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>>561744619
Thanks for the link nigger, this is hilarious
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>>561744963
>Saging and requesting. Want to divide by zero too?
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>>561744892
No one cares if you have a girlfriend faggot go kill yourself.
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say the cow goes mooooooooo
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Say "Yeah, thats it, put it inside me" in a hushed sexual tone
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read what's on the picture, plox
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>>561744450
10/10 thx femanon
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>>561744820
screaaam "aaaaaaleeexx ALEEEXX STOPPP U GONNA DESTROOYYY MY PUSSYYY AAAAA" hehe
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Say;
Luke Parker, I want to shit on your chest!
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>>561745121
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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Please Rene cum on my feet I'm begging you
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>>561741549
And one more for me please.

Say all this, laughing or not, don't care, finish it in one go.

Asuna continued to scream as she continued to vigorously shake her head while her body shook. Although I briefly wondered if it hurt, I was no longer able to stop my hips from moving as my penis continued to plunge into Asuna's deepest parts with a wet slapping noise.
"Ha... Ah... Ah—!!"
Eventually my penis pushed all the way into the root of Asuna's vagina. While she was the woman whom I knew the best and loved the most, the crazy thought that I was deep inside Aincrad's top idol at this moment was spinning around my mind, making me go crazy.
I somehow managed to calm my breathing as I put my mouth close to Asuna's ear and said,
"It's all inside... Does it hurt...?"
"N, no... So...hot... I-I'm going to melt...!"
Asuna answered me in a thin, high voice as she shook her head.
"Kirito...so much of you...inside me...ah...ah..."
I also felt like melting from the incredible heat that I was experiencing. My penis which was tightly gripped by Asuna was continuously sending heat waves up my back that exploded into fireworks in my head.
"Ah...ah, ah, ah, ah!!"
I was aware of Asuna's moans becoming higher and higher as I was immobilized, struggling against the sensations that threatened to overwhelm me. As if in anticipation, her slit also continued to tightly massage me with it's convulsions.
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>>561745132
>i make my point i dont need her for anything she can provide with a valid reason

>your still mad you dont have a girlfriend
Stay classy anon. Have a lovely day.
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damn, that's 1 huge dick
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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XBR2oFcnMB
Lol I'm out
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>>561744820
Just masturbate, don't say anything
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"*moan* thanks for fucking the shit out of me."
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>>561744820
played official one years ago, been in many different private servers, been in this server called DreamerRO for a while but it's getting boring
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Moan your name, and your whats app number, or skype user
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>>561745402
I second this...
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The most popular script on Vocaroo:

I have spent the past 72 hours indoors on the internet. I usually don’t spend this long on the internet, but I just found this new site called 4chan. There is a board called b and I got kind of addicted to it. The time passed so quickly. People say b changes you after you spend a bit of time there, but they’re just crazy. I’m still the same person I am. Anyway, going to do some grocery shopping now

Ow the sunlight hurts my eyes. This warm sensation on my skin feels kind of weird too. I’m just walking to the grocery store now. Hey what’s that? It appears to be an underage kid all by himself. Normally I would not think anything of it, but for some reason I now have this desire to talk to him.

Hey kid, come with me. You don’t know me but you can trust me. Look, I have candy in my pocket, see? Yeah you like candy don’t you? It tastes nice doesn’t it? I have more if you come with me. Do you like puupies? I have some puppies you can play with and some more candy you can eat if you follow me. That;s it, just follow me into this dark alley.

Well the puppies look like they aren’t here but you like dogs don’t you? I have this dog mask I want you to put on. And I also have these rabbit ears I want you to wear. That’s it. Now hop around like a rabbit and bark like a dog for me. Yeah that’s it. Good boy. Here’s another piece of candy. Meet me again here tomorrow and I’ll give you more candy. You have to dress up as a horse tomorrow though ok? Bye kid.

I have to remember to get the milk. I always forget the milk. See, I still remember things. 4chan hasn’t changed me at all. Those people must be crazy when they say 4chan changes you. They must be idiots.
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>>561743276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CP5on2GQrB

>>561743316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VGw806cz5B Tenth and final attempt.

>>561743332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZhxOuCtnkT

>>561743331
Will pay attention to.

>>561743375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12vpsrGaOjS
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Say "stay based and positive"
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>>561745357
>>561744892
samefag lol
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>>561745514
Me 4
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>>561741549
Shout

"FUS RO DAH"
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>>561745540
"Corey DeBord you fucking fat piece of shit."
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>>561742824
>>561743178
>>561743683
>>561743972
>>561744450
>>561744820
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>>561741549
Hey florian :) I've read about this paper describing the primordial gravity waves inflicting b-mode polarizations, isnt that totally awesome!?
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>>561741549

My birthday was 5 days ago, could you write happy birthday Xavier?
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best porno moan
must be atleast 30 sec
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>>561743557
>>561745540
hey op can you still do
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>>561741549
say ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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"I don't want to have sex let's just cuddle"
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>>561745357
There is no way in hell your girlfriend is as hot as mine.

100% guaranteed both of you are fat no lifes. "I make music" what a fucking tool lol.
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>>561745197
Fuck you I remember that
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>>561745540
OP is a nigger confirmed
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Heaven has a big cock
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>>561743489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jF7feYCEIn

>>561743510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19qOg7aplEE

>>561743557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S2GCOqEE0n
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"Hello, this is your lovely anonette speaking and I just want to remind to all of sp that who doesn't believe that Liverpool will win it all and I'll just say wait and watch Liverpool win the league title, FA Cup and Champions League. Have a nice day and suck it."

or

"Liverpool Football Club is the best club in the world and they will win the league title, with Steven Gerrard scoring a screamer in the 90th minute on the last match of the season. So Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea, prepare for your anuses and ayy lmao.

Whichever one you want or even both if you want. Also, I just want to thank you from your good voice recordings from the previous thread like a day or two ago. I never got to post since I was late but it was still a good thread with good results.
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>>561744330
>>561741549
Bumping
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pink tornado incoming
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orgasm!11!
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>>561743972
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18tN2UJRawH
You rock, OP.
Next one:
>Oh Dan... fuck me harder!
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>>561745776

could you say*
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>>561741549
"I have wonderful nipples and my voice is sexy."
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OP say:
>ooh simon! :( did you pee in your eye again? let me lick that off..
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"I have aids and now you have aids"
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>>561743178
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OcJmcVRKOr
oooooho shit that works for me too.
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>>561745910
Say "I, and all women are inferior creaturs. Ilive to worship cock, and please men. Please fuck me, Sir."
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>>561743331
FILTHY DUBSTEP MY SIDES
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>>561745845
HEY OTHER ANONS, See if there is any EXIF data on this image!
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>>561745910
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S2GCOqEE0n
thanks op. probably never gonna hear that in person it means a lot.
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>>561745910
Your mic is shit, please get a new one.
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Can you say "please cum on my feet I love your hot white cum between my toes Rene"
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>>561745910
ayy lmao that cow sound
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>>561741549
Please read this poem in as solemn a fashion as you can.

"Hear me, O Death, whose empire unconfin'd
extends to mortal tribes of ev'ry kind.
On thee, the portion of our time depends,
whose absence lengthens life, whose presence ends."
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>>561742824
>We met playing ragnarok online
>I lured him back to my apartment, I mean he was such a good priest
What the fuck? I am better at Ragnarok and Fucking you, guaranteed. You belong in Vegas with good dick and good gamers.
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Say, "All hail the bibbies!"

I will love you forever.
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>>561741549
kelly, shut the fuck up. so tired of your shit all the time. and stop using condoms, i fuckin hate those things and i know u do too. besides, u know how much i love to walk around class with your cum in me.
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>>561745910
Thx OP!
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s19qOg7aplEE
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>>561741549
(in a soft voice with a long "A" and "ai". Imagine a doll from a horror movie or something) "Abigail". Then silence for 5-10 secs followed by (in a whisper) "I'm always watching"
>>
my name is chips handon, i always like to lork at 4chan and i also like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL. I like also having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%; in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL), ROW ROW THE BOAT, PLEAST DON'T MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>
>>561746194
phaggut
>>
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>>561741549
Please don't watch me cum while I spray pee out of my ass!!
>>
>>561741549
Requesting you to sing My Funny Valentine.
>>
/r/ D-Sweat Perspirate
Ping Pong circulate
>>
>>561741549
what is it like to be a op fag, never been one as big as u.
>>
"I know I'm only 15, but I really, really wanna suck on your cock."
>>
>>561743563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QvTy66R0E4

>>561743573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wLOKjt8UM1

>>561743581
Good priests are hard to come by.

>>561743610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aqBhBhryNA

>>561743646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfjzyKX0fi
>>
pls say: "I love you so much pizza, please have my babies."


thanks! you're doing a great job so far
>>
>finger pussy
>record sound
>make everyone itt cum
>>
I'm Tony Stewart and I'm Kevin Ward Junior, and this is jackass.
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>>561744820
you sound like piper from oitnb
make love to me
>>
>>561746727
i'll vote for this
>>
>>561746727
^
>>
>561741549
>561745236
and where is my request young lady!?
>>
>>561746664
>>561744381
plz OP my weiner needs it
>>
>>561746727
yup
>>
>>561746727
YES PLZ
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>>561746876

fixed

>>561741549
>>561745236
>>
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>>561741549
Wish me a happy birthday!
>>
>>561746727
vote!
>>
"My little pussy is sooo full of your cum!"
>>
>>561743792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pkqojsr8ZH

>>561743803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FIuOjUnrXH

>>561743813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zFJFySeeTS

>>561743863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qys07NFmnP
>>
>>561745321


do it
>>
>>561747069
Eschew obfuscation; espouse elucidation.
>>
>>561747069
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qys07NFmnP
haahahahahahaaa
>>
>>561741549
PLEASE SAY:

Desenverguese morro"
>>
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>>561747069
Madarfakar
>>
>>561747069
>>561746727
what a faggot op
>>
"Oniii-chan, you are too big for me" :(
>>
>>561746727
vote +1
>>
>>561747069
You didn't say mine. Eat a dick, retard.
>>
>>561743871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02E0R3EUdr9

>>561743880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbbiL2hPjW

>>561743881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s029Nsoue3Si
>>
tell me how much you want my dick
>>
Please say
ceasor I want your hard cock in my ass
>>
(in a soft voice with a long "A" and "ai". Imagine a doll from a horror movie or something) "Abigail". Then silence for 5-10 secs followed by (in a whisper) "I'm always watching"
>>
>>561747362
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s029Nsoue3Si

That's fucking golden
>>
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>
Do this one please:

"Oh shit...fuck my poor little pussy...shoot your sperm in my pussy...make me your little slut...knock me up with your baby...claim me!!"
>>
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>>561747069
>>
>>561746335
>>
"I love licking your big chocolate sausage and I want you to put your shit in a blender for me with ice and make a milkshake for me to drink."

Please OP, this means a lot to me
>inb4 underage b&
>inb4 trying too hard
Fuck off I get humor from this
>>
Say "OP is a candy-ass"
>>
>>561743901
>>561743913
You're welcome, and I love you both.

>>561743916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rFBIp95Gzv

>>561743941
It's funny as fuck when you try to say it out loud.

>>561743947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fwCJdGmXoj
>>
>>561747362
can you post one more pic of you ? ? ? ? ? ?
>>
>>561741549
Make yourself cum, and be noisy about it.
>>
>>561747818
>>561747818
What's the best way to make you orgasm OP? vocaroo it.
>>
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>>561746727
do it for the love of god
>>
>>561741549
Mayonnaise is actually pretty tasty
>>
Say "Mochilo, congratulations for your becca! Please let me suck your cock... Will you? Pleeeeease!" thx anonete
>>
>>561743956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FmSejQx6MY
Seriously don't look back if she's bad for you.

>>561744108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IWqxD7gAR4
I am the worst at languages.

>>561744217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0emW5y1ZQfy
>>
"Please put your cock inside me daddy. Please?"
>>
"Kanda… Es-trada.. Montos… Ea-grets… Gat… Nos-feratos… Kanda… Amantos… Kanda."

say it slow and more intense with each word
>>
>>561748017
Say "Nope" 50 times, grab some ham slices from the fridge and clap them together. It should make the same sound and you wont be a whore.
>>
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>>561747870
This
>>
>>561746727
THIS
>>
Say "ASPD has nothing to do with cast time, delay depends entirely on LUK for wizards and sages."
>>
>>561741549
What is your favorite food OP ? Say it with a very sensual voice.
>>
>>561747069
Say Praise the almighty kinderegg and the order of the schizophrenic cactus
>>
>>561748096
>Mochilo
kek
>>
>>561747870
^
do it this time
>>
>>561746727

well it is within the lines of what you promised us op so yes plz, feel free to get creative with it.
>>
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>>561746805
>>561746853
>>561746930
>>561746948
>>561747043
>>561747331
>>561747350
>>561748017
niggerfaggots being niggerfaggots
>>
>>561746727
>everyone
>>
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>>561748220
>wont be a whore
>>
>>561746727
Still this!!!
>>
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>>561748220
Are u retarded ?
>>
>>561748308
OP please say "delay depends on DEX, not LUK you retard"
>>
say "Christian, please piss on my face"
>>
"smell my stinky feet and lick them clean you desperate fuck. ewww you are so disgusting, you probably like that, dont you?"
>>
>>561744298
Dude, you're breaking all of the rules for /b/. Give me an email, and I'll contact you if you really want me to say shit for your music.

>>561744330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uifMZw09g0

>>561744381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WE4jgVPwLA

>>561744386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WOvpN1Jt2B
>>
Tom, please will you fuck me?
>>
>>561748201
Op, today's my birthday and I'm foreveralone. Can you please say "happy birthday Raul"? Love you in advance
>>
>>561746727
ffs best plan ever
>>
>>561748458
>>561748535

Fuck both of you. Hamflaps are hot.
>>
>>561747362
aww yiss
>>
>>561748649
ty OP <3
>>
>>561746727
vote
>>
>>561748502
SHUT UP YOU NIGGERS IT NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RETARDED
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER SEE FEMALE POSTERS
>inb4 whiteknight
>inb4 fedora tiping
>>
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Say "Kronash is the worst Ele Shaman NA"
>>
>>561747362
I'll describe what I'd do in a blow job


I'd first go slowly, almost testing the waters with my fingers before putting my tongue on the underside near the base, and lick all the way to the tip with one long but slow motion

Then i'd circle the head with the tip of my tongue before sucking on just the tip, teasing

I'd slowly take in an inch or two, steadily working my tongue back and forth along the underside

I'd then begin to bob my head, taking in as much as possible

Every once in a while, i;d come back up, linking the entire surface of it before returning it to my mouth, for as long as it would take to have you cum
And that's how I'd give a blow job
>>
say : hmmm luxor, your penis tastes like my own ass now hmm i love it. <3 ty
>>
"Oniiii-chaaaan, you are too big for me!"
>>
>>561748818
derp
>>
>>561748818
you seem mad
why you so mad :3
>>
>>561748649
"Anon you will make it, no matter what i believe in you"
>>
OP can we get a face pic? much appreciated
>>
>>561748585
And then there were bites.
>>
>>561748996
you are a huge faggt
>>
>>561741549
OP get in here:
>femanon
>cams
Easier than Vocaroo
Bonus: we can stare at your tits
>>
Sing this for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mL5fguOfE
>>
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>>561748996
dude I have a PhD in faggotry and you're a now-certified queer
>>
>>561748818

dont see the big deal she started with tits so she followed that rule, why cant she do what she agreed to as well? Its a reasonable request
>>
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>>561748991
Anyone in this thread say this and you will make me very moist
>>
>>561741549
can you say "Once upon a time a lime climb the prime slime?" but inflect slime like youre asking a question. thank you
>>
>>561745197
Someone post this, pls?
I haven't felt yet today.
>>
>>561749414
That pick. Lord of the rings avis.

Can't find my sides.
>>
moan loud and say fuck me harder
>>
>>561744413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2XHl0GUiO

>>561744565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vwWkXts2LQ

>>561744571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfvNjpt1F9

>>561744870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Btd2F3549a
I fell for your bait, you monster.

>>561744896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HCNGtU6vFj
>>
ZA WARUDO i beg you
>>
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>>561749863
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>
say like in anime : ohh, this to big for my asshole
>>
>>561749938
I am dissapoint
>>
>>561743137
Yeeeah, seems like maybe she doesn't get how it's said haha
>>
OP please say "I love you Blarsa", last request from me.
>>
>>561744963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UT6Z0MNivD

>>561744993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fASOpPD9Jd

>>561745025
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qg2hV6fWaP
You okay, dude?

>>561745036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJ1xfsLFpZ
>>
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>>561750048
>>
fuck this shit, back to 9fag faggots
>>
>>561750317
"I love you sooo much Dustin"
>>
''praise the order of the schizophrenic cactus''
>>
>>561741549
fuck her right in the pussy
>>
>>561748649
thx OP you're pretty cool
>>
>>561746727
this
>>
>>561745160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01BQfjsqvQs

>>561745184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AqplX0yDgE

>>561745197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0quDz25dTrg
liek if your cry everytime
>>
Say "I should go and fucking buy a decent microphone."
Nice tits btw
>>
I'm in the shower you fucking perv! stop stop watching
you're sick i hate you


c-can you do this please
>>
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>>561749938
made me laugh
>>
Am I the only one who get's annoyed by her voice?
>>
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>>561745923
reminder
>>
>>561741549
Say "AWWWW YISS, MOTHA FUCKING BREADCRUMBS"
>>
>>561749938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Btd2F3549a
I LIKE THIS
>>
"meeeeeow"
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xufTdmYrju

That's my hour, guys. Sorry if I didn't get to your request. I love you all, and I hope you have a wonderful day.
>>
>>561750689
fuck me addy, please fuck my mouth
>>
>>561750689
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0quDz25dTrg
Lack of arab or even indian accent makes this worse
>>
>>561741549
Say "I'll let you fuck my pussy if you lick my ass hole"
>>
>>561741549
"You are a pirate, Harry !"
Do it with a retard voice plz.
>>
>>561750408
she said she would say pretty much anything thats whough for people to come to a thread.
>>
>>561751017
I love you OP.

Don't be a stranger.
>>
>>561751017
Thanks you sexy cum slut bitch. nice tits!
>>
>>561750689
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0quDz25dTrg
still sob like a bitch every time
>>
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inb4 op has a cock
>>
Grab cheeks with hands, pull the cheeks out then back in again. Do this in a rapid motion and record.
>>
Can you say; Florina,I want to cuddle with you until you fall asleep.
>>
>>561751017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xufTdmYrju
finger ur pussy and hold mic next to it
everyone wants it
>>
>>561751017
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xufTdmYrju
:(

Bye OP
>>
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
>>
>>561749692
seconded. pls.
>>
>>561751153
Whats the sauce/story of that?
>>
>>561751017
Die,bitch
>>
"get down on your knees and lick my dirty pussy clean, now...that's it, stick your tongue in it...that's it, lick all that sweet pussy juice, you like how I taste don't you, I'm going to squirt in your mouth and you're going to drink it all"
>>
>>561741549
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OcJmcVRKOr
Who cares if I'm your sister?
>>
>>561751017
CELEBRATORY WALLPAPER
>>
Say something sexy for my gf.
>>
It's over guys, go home
>>
>>561741549
Mmm Russell I want to suck on your big hard cock sooo bad
>>
>>561751347
Greentext that was posted here a while ago
Lets see if anyone has the screen cap
>>
>>561741549
"everything's going to be okay, you'll see"
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