ITT: You have three wishes.

i want lot of Money then i want 1 billion € and a heart coz i haven't

1. immortality
2. be a ssj
3. my dad back alive and back on this plane

cp

>>561584029
for her to not grant this wish

>>561584029
I want a plate of chips. I want a bottle of beer. I want you to have never existed.

>>561584029
1. Everlasting youth
2. Immortality
3. Ability grant both to whomever I choose
Wait, wouldn't that make me into a genie too? They have all of those attributes...

File: 1407624836813.jpg (2KB, 100x96px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 100x96px

1). Immortality.
2). Have the World Stand.
3). and heart shaped knee pads.

>>561584029
1. Youthful Immortality with the ability to end it
2. a magic wand that grants wishes
3. The power to manipulate time

File: take that fucking christian scum of the earth.jpg (42KB, 500x638px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x638px

1. I wish for a signed copy of Richard Dawkin's "The God Delusion".
2. I wish for a fedora that fits my head perfectly.
3. I wish for religion to cease to exist.

>>561585818
>Youthful Immortality with the ability to end it
weapons don't work and you nor anyone on earth knows how to do until it happens
>a magic wand that grants wishes
they are all monkey paw wishes
>The power to manipulate time
you control and it happens sporadically, often when you dont want it to

File: 1406812915840.gif (503KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

503KB, 500x333px

>>561586425
>MFW dat pic

File: lelelele.jpg (24KB, 289x292px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 289x292px

>>561586425

>>561585305
>1. Everlasting youth
as a baby
>Immortality
as a baby
>Ability grant both to whomever i choose
and they share you faith

>>561586425
>3. I wish for religion to cease to exist.
you however are a bible thumper now

>>561584029
1: Shape shifting. Including making my body younger, thus biological immortality and regeneration
2: The ability to speak/write all languages I learn of instantly
3: A Tardis wich likes me

>>561587319
aswell as I can operate, I might add

1.My next 2 wishes wont cause anything bad to me
2. I want to be inmortal and stay in same shape
3.I wanna be the guy who gets the bitches and the dollars

>>561584029
1. I wish you wouldn't try so hard naming your image files
2. I wish my glasses never got smudged, perfectly clean all the time
3. I wish I could have two wives without any drama

>>561584029
1. be ripped and sexy mangod
2. sex with princess celestia
3. end of all existence

>>561587319
>1: Shape shifting. Including making my body younger, thus biological immortality and regeneration
you are not in control of it
>3: A Tardis wich likes me aswell as I can operate, I might add
and is in need of repair
you dont not know how to fix it

>>561587983
>2. I wish my glasses never got smudged, perfectly clean all the time
but are crack
>3. I wish I could have two wives without any drama
one of them is a cow
another is a cow literally

I wish that no one else's wish ever comes true

File: 1407477790768.png (84KB, 420x487px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 420x487px

>>561584029
I wish I was dead.

1. Perfect physical and mental health for an adult male age 25, until I die.
2. Live without aging until I make the conscious decision to die.
3. Wish for another wish-granting genie.

>>561588690
and now you roam the earth forever with no gf

Show me your nipples
Let me lick your ears
Negate all the wishes in this thread

>>561588504
>>561588564
fuck the both of you

File: 1407325769071.png (58KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 645x773px

>>561588823

Easy

>Power to manipulate matter
>Immortality, Permanently 25.
>Power to consume knowledge like no man before.

>>561584029
1) I wish that none of my wishes have any negative consequences
2) I wish for the ability to alter reality in any way I wish without damaging it (any changes will simply occur, without unforeseen consequences)
3) I wish that I had total freedom with my actions, bound to nothing and to serve no-one but myself

- Materialize and erasing object or lifeforms by mental images, with every details and beheaviours.
- Creating vivid mental images, like a computer editor in sandbox games or such
- I don't need a third wishes, maybe another anon can take it

File: 4576712+_2be94dff8f2ab6292e2ca5df76f148eb.png (109KB, 435x419px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 435x419px

>>561586425
*maximum euphoria achieved*

1. For everyone else's wishes to be reversed.
2. To have a better troll of a wish.
3. See : 2.

File: moot.png (357KB, 621x457px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 621x457px

>>561584029
OP here, finally decided.
>1
Ability to freeze time, except for me at will.
>2
Ability to teleport anywhere at will.
>3
Being able to control the emotions of people around me.

>>561588702
>1. Perfect physical and mental health for an adult male age 25, until I die.
your social health is dismal and people hate you
>2. Live without aging until I make the conscious decision to die.
with terrible social skills you will slowly hate yourself and gain depression progressively through time
3. Wish for another wish-granting genie.
he hates you more than me

File: 1406873340540.gif (2MB, 640x426px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x426px

>>561588931

>>561589606
Mine would be very similar except..

1.) Ability to freeze everything else in the world but me

2.) Teleportation (which includes invulnerability while and 15 seconds after I teleport)

3.) Being able to manipulate the aging process on myself or others

>>561589608
>with terrible social skills you will slowly hate yourself and gain depression progressively through time
Perfect mental health. Depression not possible.

>>561584029
1.wish i was able to control everyones minds
2.wish i was able to conjure items out of thin air
3.wish i looked sexy without effort

>>561589150
>Power to manipulate matter
you can not control it
>Immortality, Permanently 25.
you are now a fat ugly 25 year old
>Power to consume knowledge like no man before.
you now can see and read with your nipples

>>561589953
so you cant feel sad?

File: 1405444036862.gif (500KB, 500x381px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 500x381px

>>561584029
1. Omnilock
2. Everyone dies

I don't need another wish.

1. time control
2. can turn invisible
3. eh idk flying i guess

>>561584029
1.Shut down Pewdiepie
2.Make any anime I want get a 2nd 3rd 4th ect season
3. remove all Racism,CP,Homophobes,and high horses off 4chan

>>561584029
1. I wish you go fuck yourself

>>561589334
>Materialize and erasing object or lifeforms by mental images, with every details and beheaviours.
most of them are terrible ugly creatures that hate you
>Creating vivid mental images, like a computer editor in sandbox games or such
your mentality is sick and twisted

>>561590654
fag

1: i wish for happiness and a successful life.
2: I wish others will be happy and they'll live in harmony (within human reason)
3: Finally, for a good deed unto a sad person within /b/

>>561590270
Sure I could, but depression is a type of metal illness. I could feel bad about things, but not to the point of clinical depression.

>>561584029
1. M1A1 Carbine with laser dot scope suppressor and underslug grenade launcher
2. unlimited Ammo for that bitch
3. Godmode irl
>inb4 edgy
i plan to use it for good things faggots

>>561584029
>become a billionaire
>good looks
>to wish everyone else in this thread has their wishes undone

1: Given the power to selectively read people's minds either live, or acess memeories/previous thoughts.
2: Be able to regenerate back to any desired stage of my life while maintaining the same consciousness as before said regeneration
3: life supply of seafood free yum cha when desired

>>561589606
>Ability to freeze time, except for me at will.
you can't unfreeze it until you die
>Ability to teleport anywhere at will.
it takes the time porportinate to materialize there as it would take a snail, you dont age from it whatsoever but you experience it when you get their as if it you were a snail going from one location to the next all at once
>Being able to control the emotions of people around me.
they know, and when not under you influence, hate you severely for it

1. Infinite wishes
2. No one to ever have their wishes granted from here on out other than me.
3.Time Manipulation.

An the rest of my eternal wishes will be how I see fit.

4 Will probably be getting the powers from Jackie Chan Adventures or some shit minus the Sheep

>The ability to manipulate probability.
That's it. The only power anybody needs.

What's the probability a sandwich will materialize in front of me? 0%? Let's drag that shit up to 100%. Probability of me having anything I want...? 100%.

>>561590912
well then you would eventually feel so sad all the time that you would want to be dead, however is not technically "clinical depression"

1. Perfect memorization
2. Immortality
3. The power of creation and destruction (if i can't have both just creation)
*Thus I have become a God, but world live as a observer.

>>561591232
since wishes are undone we get new wishes.
>wish you get tastebuds in your intestines
>wish you get acid slinged in your face
>wish you lose all your money to some 12yo fat kid who will spend billions on weed and energy drinks

File: wawww.jpg (49KB, 718x480px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 718x480px

>>561591452
I like the way you think.

Here's another one: I wish that every wish of any kind automatically gets granted.

>>561590750
Being an architect is an heavy responsability.

Post your wishes.

File: 1404340958562.jpg (80KB, 708x847px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 708x847px

>>561591452

>>561591412
Would also be pretty hard to breath or move when atoms of the gasses surrounding him are frozen

>>561591860
The world would turn into chaos, that is, if no sad/crazy faggot wish the end of it.

1. Immortality
2. A Spiderman movie featuring Carnage and Venom, but some how doesn't suck complete ass
3. Mind reading.

>>561590793
oh you

>>561584029
1. become Magical School Girl
2. add lackluster storyline with shitty love interest
3. Practically immortal because I'm fiction

>I wish you had nipples
>I wish I had the ability to fully possess anyone, and everything they do under my control will be forgotten by them after I relinquish control of them
>I wish I was attractive.

File: 1404591668698.gif (289KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 160x160px

I wish for a magic notebook. Anything I write in it will come true

>>561591452
Changing my first wish to this

1. Have unlimited money
2. Have Isabel Lucas as my girlfriend
3. Have powers I want by just thinking of one.

>>561584029

I wish that my wish was not a wish.

Wish for more genies

1 - become invisible whenever i want

2 - whole life free pizza + delivery

3 - Grayson catches Mewtwo (this would make stop every war on earth.)

>>561584029
a success rate of 100% at everything i do

>>561592414
Like the DeathNote :P

1. Knowledge of the next 500 years
2. Death for this guy >>561584705
3. Infinite supply of Monster Energy

I wish that everyone's wish won't happen.

>>561592251
Your second wish. I was just thinking this. Too bad they can't be like the new batman movies

File: head-exploding.jpg (27KB, 356x332px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 356x332px

>>561584912

1) Photographic Reflexes
2) The ability to edit myself/body any way I want (more muscle, Age, removal of illness etc)
3) Godlike Reflexes

>>561593074
I also wish Pokemon was real

>>561584029
I would wish that all my enemies had taste buds in their assholes

>>561593019
even premature ejaculation?

>>561593265
if i want

File: tudo bem.jpg (28KB, 500x432px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 500x432px

>>561593250
>I wish that everyone's wish won't happen
>>561593250
This includes you faggot.

File: 1370185841332.png (93KB, 257x230px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 257x230px

>>561584029
1. I wish that I could effortlessly make people happy through conversation and general socializing.

2. I wish that I had the dedication to do what was right for not only myself but for everyone, even if it wasn't the most fun, entertaining or fulfilling thing to do.

3. I wish I could solve the problems of anyone including myself in order to give the people I'm around a more fulfilling and happy life.

File: jean.jpg (58KB, 272x270px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 272x270px

>>561593825
You know you can actually make these wishes real, right? It's just hard as hell and requires a lot of dedication and charisma :v

1. never tired, always feel like i'm fresh awaken from a good sleep, no more need to sleep

2. Creating really fucking good coffee from Air

3. having 4 testicles so I wont need a break anymore, just switching between them to cum

1. I wish that my youngest son had not developed Autism. His disability has made our family life difficult to say the least. Worst is all of the "big brother" moments his older brother has been denied.
2. Duh, money. In fact, I would like a large lottery prize all to myself. $200M or so should do it.
3. Hmm... I really haven't any desires past these two. Umm... Ok, how about making my penis 10" erect.

>>561590654
Enjoy your empty board, Kek.

>>561593250
>>>/vp/

1. absolute control over everything that composes this world. as in all matter, energy, anti-matter, gravity, time, etc.
2. can traverse into or create different dimensions with whatever i want inside of them
3. immortality to myself and whoever else i choose

>>561594075
Yeah, I just wish it would come sooner and easier lol

>>561584029
infinite wishes/add two wishes per one wished
no bullshit side effects for the wishes
can redo any day and carry all the memories from the day after

File: zzxm17857582 www.GuessHerMuff.net blog.jpg (80KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 960x1280px

1- everyone would believe me when I wanted then to.

2- I could live as long and happya life as I choose (can be changed at any moment)

3- others will live better lives having met me

1. To be accepted into the Air Force as a pilot and fly the F-18
2. To make proper investments that will make me the most amount of money in the least amount of time.
3. To get married to Cristina and live together happily

1- get my ex back

2- get my ex back

3- get my ex back

1. All wishes to be considerd seperatly.
2. Wishes to be counted in absolute values
|3|. 1001 wishes less.

|-1000|. To be able to transfer energie just by thinking about it.
|-999| to be happy
|-998| to be able to remember everything
|-997| to have no more physical defects
|-996| to stop balding
|-995| no longer require sleep
|-994| a quantum computer
|-993| a life.
Would save the rest for when I know more.

1. Suck my dick
2. Suck my dick a second time
3. Suck my dick a third time

>immortality (duh)
>magic awesome power that were secret unless i toold someone (like, you see that nigga over there? now he's burning)
>mother fucking money (to buy shit)

>>561595596
Taught about it.
Want her back but will not make my life better.
On the contrary.
So going to pass that one up.

>>561595603
I like that. That's clever.

>>561594278
why thank you good sir

>>561590654
Those things are 4chan.
Removing them is removing 4chan....

Infinite wishes.

File: screenshot03.jpg (31KB, 639x480px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 639x480px

>>561587983
Number 2 > glasses never smudge

Ever see the x-files episode with the genie where the guy in the wheelchair wishes for a better wheelchair?

>>561584029
>time manipulation
>Immortality
>Telekinesis
I guess i win faggot.

>That bitch from that game

NO

FUCK OFF

I DON'T WANT YOUR WISHES

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING LAMP

File: kendra-lust-finds-a-nice-young-studs-cock-to-fuck-16.jpg (73KB, 850x571px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 850x571px

>>561584029
1. My body is permanently 22 years old and I die when last of my friends/family die.

2. I get natural blonde hair and blue eyes

3. My mom is Kendra Lust.

File: thumb.jpg (34KB, 240x200px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 240x200px

>>561596565
Mah nigga, I like you.

And guys, I'm the only one that thinks that immortality is a bad thing to wish for? Not in a moral way, but sometimes, immortality can be worse than death.

>>561596208
My point

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first.

1. Grant my wishes in the exact way that I mean them, in my mind. (No more bullshit circumventing)

2. Grant me 3 more wishes.

3. I now can travel at 100x the speed of light, at will

4. I now have senses and reaction time adequate to control my faster than light flight.

5. I now can live in any conditions (This means I can survive without food, water, or even air; also can survive in extreme temperatures. However, this does NOT grant me immortality.)

6. Any offspring of mine inherit my powers.

>>561596912
You'd get bored of it eventually. Your employer would also be like "HI COME DO SPLIT SHIFTS FOR ALL ETERNITY" and you'd have no arguments against it because you'd be immortal.

That would suck.

1. Grant my wishes in the exact way that I mean them, in my mind. (No more bullshit circumventing)

2. Grant me 3 more wishes.

3. I now can travel at 100x the speed of light, at will

4. I now have senses and reaction time adequate to control my faster than light flight.

5. I now can live in any conditions (This means I can survive without food, water, or even air; also can survive in extreme temperatures. However, this does NOT grant me immortality.)

6. Any offspring of mine inherit my powers.


>>561597826
thx, bro

File: 1407184475308.jpg (27KB, 239x237px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 239x237px

>>561598021
>>561597826
But what if your offspring turn against you?

>>561584029
1. ability to bring any girl from an anime to the real world at will
2. immortality/invincibility
3. negate all other anons wishes

>>561596912
I agree. I think it'd be a DkS situation, where you live so long that you can't take it, and go insane.

>>561584029
I wish to understand how to be an immortal, all-powerful, all-knowing god with the power to create and destroy universes on whim amd control all the powers given to me.
I wish to be an immortal, all-powerful, all-knowing god with the power to create and destroy universes on whim.
I wish to be able to know everything.

Are there any loopholes?

>>561598996
Yeah. The genie in OP's image kills you if you wish for anything selfish.

>>561586425
10/10 post

>>561598286
I can fly at 100x the speed of light. I'd just find another planet to live on, or flee until they get bored and stop chasing. It'd be worth it to have someone with me in my travels across the universe.

>>561588172
Go back to the dirty pit you call /mlp/.

>>561599076
Well, then I guess I'm dead.

>>561597921
Then again, you'd never die, so there'd be no risk in chasing your passion. If you never gave up, you'd probably get what you wanted eventually.

So you wouldn't really HAVE to keep working that shitty job.

>>561599112
Dunno, since they have the same powers, it's a hit or miss. They may become a entirely new breed of humans, and either they like you as a father/god, or kill you, really. And there WILL be some of them that don't like you.

>>561598021
Hey, I get a buddy! Sweet!

>>561599076
Really? FUCK YES I'M STILL ALIVE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>561599434
Fine. I revise my wishes so it is as follows:
2. Grant me 4 wishes instead of 3.
7. I am now immortal, until I make the conscious decision to die.

>>561593060
Useless, since you'd die in about 60.
Also if you knew what happens in the next 500 years, that'd prove there's no free will.

>>561599484
>>561598021

Just imagining you two making not only an entire race of super-humans but also imagining them propagating the galaxy and possibly beyond using our shitty forms of government and societal order... not to mention our moral standards... ehh.

It'd be interesting, but I don't think it'd be successful in the long run.

>>561595603
Someone's been reading SMBC.

It's easier if you just wish for more genies, or a ring that has the same powers of one but no limit on wish granting.

>>561598021
>3 wishes
>1 of the 3 wishes adds 3 wishes
>3 - 1 + 3 = 5
>6 wishes
you are retarded

>>561600701
not sure if trolling or just really, really, REALLY stupid

1: A room that exists in a pocket dimension, only i can enter, time stops when im in it.
2: LODSOFEMONE
3: a machine that can generate any women that exists, or is designed, from 3DPD pornstars, to 2D waifus

>>561584029

I wish I could with for infinite wishes
I wish for infinity wishes

done

>>561600701
Well, I thought the same thing too, but...

He used the first one. Now he has 2.

He used the second one to get 3 more. Now he has 4.

Then he used his 4 wishes, INCLUDING the third one that he started with.

Easy mistake to make.

>>561600454
Well, we have literally a whole universe to explore. We don't need anything to survive, and are immortal. If any of us has a problem with another we could just leave. And, there is no way in hell I am installing a government like the ones on earth; with everyone traveling at 100x the speed of light, there'd be no way to enforce laws.

1. The ability to chose my dick length and girth and then it is permanent.
2. If number one counts as two I wish to control the girth and make it permanent
3. If one counts as three, after two I wish for it to be permanent

>social skills
>6 figure income
>5 million cash

>>561586597
>weapons dont work and you nor anyone on earth knows how to do until it happens
wat

1)Omnipotence because then you get everything in a single wish
2)Sex with the genie because we need to waste the next wish on somthing
3)Stick the genie back in the bottle because who said the genie has to go back to its bottle and not go on a destructive rampage after its done with your wishes

1. Immortality, with the ability to kill myself.
2. For you to lose your memory every five seconds.

Then keep the genie to grant me wishes forever.

>>561600701
Dude. Can you even math?

File: 1405861362962.jpg (10KB, 285x287px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 285x287px

>>561584029
1) I will have a 1 by 1 metre box that creates anything I want to by writing on a piece of paper and leaving inside for a short while, it only works if I do it.

1) I have the near god like ability to learn, store and use any type of knowledge, akin to the limitless pill with no negative effects.

3)I gain immortality and invulnerability until I don't want it anymore.

>>561601418
Okay, so you'd have no real reason to create structure or order, considering you wouldn't need any of the things it provides.

... I'd actually be really interested to make that idea into some kind of simulator and just see what would happen after say, 500 years. Would a society or government even be formed?

>>561601542
You're omnipotent now, kill the genie

>>561602168
Addendum;

1)The box cannot be destroyed until I die, and I can summon it to my location at will.

>>561601894
Clever. But, I don't think it'd be that easy. The genie might have some sort of trick up its sleeve

>>561584029
1. Become the king of the world.
2. Death to all stoners, murderer, pedos, robbers and rapist.
3. All the crimes are legal but you will die if you commit a crime.

>>561584029

FIRST WISH:

>I wish for you to have nipples

SECOND WISH:

>I don't like the nipples, I wish them off.

THIRD WISH:

>Neverending money.

>>561602282
I think like-minded individuals would group together to form societies. There wouldn't be a government, but also there'd be no way to threaten anyone else; what could you do to a person that can be there one moment and gone the next?

File: 1400723759477.jpg (14KB, 251x251px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 251x251px

>>561601894
NO NO NO WAIT

3. Wish it back into the lamp.

Then, it loses its memory of you. Rub it again, and you get three more wishes.

File: 6064.jpg (141KB, 446x508px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 446x508px

>>561584029
Rather not die...

>capacity to hypnotized people
>inmortality
>keep myself young

File: 1365123481032.jpg (1KB, 114x13px) Image search: [Google]

1KB, 114x13px

>>561584029
I wish to be the little girl. That is all.

>>561603263
:^)

1. Wish for perfect knowledge of the rules and consequences of wish-making.

Use wish 2 & 3 to find a way to get an unlimited number of wishes.

>>561585240
Well you would lose chips and beer. Because she would have never existed.

File: 1404955263170.jpg (223KB, 928x700px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 928x700px

>>561603379
Oh shit

>>561602432
I'd prefer to leave it there so that if i feel like taking over the earth i can give the human race some small bit of hope before I kill the genie in front of them as they attempt to make a wish to try to weaken or kill me or something along those lines.

1. When I die I want to be able to relive my entire life in a continuous cycle.

2. No idea that wish number one is happening.

3. JFK didn't get shot

> immortality unless I wanted to die
> king of the world
> give my partner immortality

I want 9 unopened cases of pickles, every day to be 9/11 and dubs

>>561601542
If the man wishes instead for [Wealth and Fame], or any variation thereof, she will show him an illusion with her magic. Like that, she will again swallow him. It’s believed that any strong-minded man who holds no selfish desires will actually have their wish granted by her.

u ded mofo

>>561600659
>>561595603
>>561595940
wtf?

How is that any different than just wishing for more wishes?
You wish for 1001 wishes less, then start with "wish #1000?"
Am I missing something here... or are you just saying, I want my absolute value of negative 1000 wish to be ...." Thats just the same as saying I wish for 1001 wishes

>>561589298
You do realize that if you can alter reality then that just negates the third wish. Because you could just alter reality to gve you total freedom.

>>561604046
and what if i use my first wish to negate that effect and use my 2nd wish for omnipotence instead?

>>561601542
>)Omnipotence because then you get everything in a single wish
Omnipotence is just unlimited power

I you want to be God you should wish omnipotence, omniscient and omnipresent

>>561604249
It is, but technically you didn't ask for more wishes, you just asked for less. But since it's absolute value, you still get those wishes regardless of their now negative value.

Then again, there's no real saying you can't wish for more wishes. So.

you niggers wishing for immortality are just asking to eventually get trapped somewhere for eternity.

>Immortality
>teleportation
>perfect ability of learning, memorization, and able to eventually learn everything

That's how Godhood is achieved.

File: 0130549239.png (272KB, 478x360px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 478x360px

THE WORLD'S MOST COMFORTABLE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR

>>561604249
We all just skipped the step where someone says "You can't wish for more wishes.", cause of course that's what everyone wishes for first.

>>561604507
No, because it still wouldn't be granted. Maybe if you were a convincing enough bullshitter you could ask for the ability to make your own wishes separate from the genie for the good of all humanity, and once you have that you can wish that she be erased from humanity due to her overly violent way of "getting rid of selfishness."

At that point you could probably do whatever the fuck you wanted with near infinite wishes. The first of those being omnipotence, of course.

>>561604895
then i'll do that then

File: image.jpg (178KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 1024x768px

For my first wish,I choose to find the sauce on this bitch

>>561605223
there is your sauce google.com

File: 1404684084482.jpg (46KB, 640x412px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x412px

>>561602168
>>561602591

>No one comments on my flawless wishes.

I feel disappointed.

>write on a piece of paper everything I could ever want, immortality, knowledge, regeneration, teleporting, shapeshifting, ageshifting, money, etc...

1. I wish there will be no negative repercussions from my second wish
2. I wish everything written on this piece of paper were true
3. I wish you well for the rest of your existence. Thanks!

>>561605439
I think mine are better.

>>561605439
If the man wishes instead for [Wealth and Fame], or any variation thereof, she will show him an illusion with her magic. Like that, she will again swallow him. It’s believed that any strong-minded man who holds no selfish desires will actually have their wish granted by her.

u DED mofo

>>561584912
>>561586597
>>561586831
>>561587229
>>561588298
>>561588504
>>561588823
>>561589608
>>561590093
>>561590270
>>561590750
>>561591412
>>561591671
please leave and kill yourself, thanks

>>561605223
http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lamp_Genie

File: 1404301771602.jpg (12KB, 245x318px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 245x318px

>>561605914
Your wishes suck.

>>561605994
Where does it say that? Also , i never wished for money or fame.

i want to be a ghost - seen but not touchable
i'd prefer to be someone's companion for life till he dies and i get a new human
i also want an unlimited supply of chocolate milk

>>561605994
If your wishes are selfish (meaning only about you) then you get swallowed. I mean, if you're into vore, that can be a positive. However, if isn't a positive if you don't like death.

>>561608216
Where does it say that?

>>561589608
>3. Wish for another wish-granting genie.
>he hates you more than me
7/10 I smirked.

>>561584635
Vegeta?

>>561584029
I wish you had nipples

I want to have a permanently 12 year old Emma Watson as my sex slave

I want to have a permanently 12 year old Emma Watson's brother Alex as my sex slave

I don't need a third wish, next guy to post can have my wish

>>561608423
Well, I found sauce for the picture for another guy, and... here you go:

http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lamp_Genie

>>561609325
I wish you had no senses left.

>>561609571
I could argue that the box can be used to benefit other people, but that I can only use it to prevent it getting abused.

One of the first things I would make would be plans for free, sustainable energy.

I live a happy and fulfilling life until the age of 130.

1. Go back 5 years.
2. Retain my memory from the present.
3. That my ex loses all interest in me.

>>561609956
Maybe wish that you can only create things that would help anything or anyone including yourself?

The learning would be possible if you made a convincing case for being able to help anyone's problems you ended up meeting along your travels. I have no idea how you'd convince her of the immortality thing, but.

File: tumblr_lydt1qXhaj1qma5d3o1_500.gif (56KB, 464x270px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 464x270px

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in the land apart

>>561584029
1. OP
2. Is
3. Faggot

File: 1404293268376.gif (14KB, 233x310px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 233x310px

>>561610714
Fine.....

Addendum #2;

1) The box will only create items or objects that can benefit at least one other person than me.

(Whether they will though is another matter.)

Anything created by the box that is used to either hurt, kill or steal from others will disappear.

2) I can pass on anything I know to other people if I wanted but also have the ability to take any knowledge I have given, back.

3) I only want immortality and invulnerability so I can protect myself against any enemies I might make, and try to improve the lives of other people for as long as possible, since when I eventually choose to die, the box disappears.