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I found a flash drive on the floor of my parking garage... shall

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I found a flash drive on the floor of my parking garage... shall we see whats on it /b/?
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>>561413784
wtf thats a huge flash drive
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>>561413784
sure
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I AM READY
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Where to first?
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>>561413784
PLEASE BE PICTURES OF YOUR SISTER NAKED

THE LAST OP THAT PROMISED THIS DELIVERED, BUT NOT WELL
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>>561413784
No.
Just format it and fill it completely up with CP. Then just leave it on the exact spot you found it.
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>>561413784
let's do this
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>>561413784
Post a pic of the drive with a timestamp
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obviously host gator information
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>>561413995
divorce gogogog
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>>561413995
Ty-haircut
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>>561413995
pottery barn kids ;)
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why the fuck not

we know you're making this up, but do go on
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>>561413995
SALLU
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1-personal

>dump
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>>561413995
Looks like you found a lawyer who plays video games.
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>>561413995
DIVORCE MOTHERFUCKER
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>>561413995
I say we explore New Folder
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>>561413995
"Photo" There are mysteries to be solved op!
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>>561413995

Umm personal? It's probably why he has a divorce folder.
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>>561413995
pictures, obviously
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Go to pictures first
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Ok Divorce
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>>561414472
Hotel
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Go back and open Union Bank
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>>561414472
Hotel. Obviously
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And I believe there was a request for haircut
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>>561414472
I wanna see that Chart-2
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>>561414472
Any of the credit card statements
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>>561413784
Honestly, OP. You'd probably be better off trying to get a reward for finding the drive. This guy looks to have had his shit together in life.
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Seems you've found a lawyers flashy drive. Check out the pictures. Otherwise it looks useless, return it or format and keep.
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>>561413784

find his address, mail it back to him; it looks like it's very important. stop being le edgy teenager
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>>561414472
Divorce declaration pls
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op, this shit's boring as fuck. by the look of things, the flash drive's original owner was a banker of some sort. stop fucking around 4chan and figure a way to get rich with the information that's now avaliable to you, you fucking faggot.
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>>561414726
thats a fucked up haircut
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>>561413995
1-Personal
or
Banana Boat
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>>561413995
>MISSION FEDERAL (TAYLOR)
sounds interesting
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>>561414862
this
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Personal. Lets see what this fuckers got...
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could you just upload a rar?
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Pictures
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>Neutrogena Ultimate Sport Sunscreen

>mfw
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>>561415074
Looks like a pretty normal 30 yr old lawyer to me.
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>>561414862
Fuck off Nigger. this could be fucking GOLD! We need some lulz you piece of shit faggot!
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>>561415074
dat hoverhand?
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>>561415074
Guy with a little kid going through divorce. Find his info and contact him faggot.
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>>561415074
aw man... just contact him and give it back. makes me sad.
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>>561415072

THIS, OP DELIVAR
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OP here - If anyone wants to try and find the owner, go for it - ill mail it back 2 him but i'm not gonna do the work myself
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>>561415251
I agree.
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>>561415074
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>>561415074
Return it to him. Be a good person
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>>561415218
You must be fun at parties.
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>>561415074
Dude, contact him... That little girl
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>>561415218
Agreed
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>>561415251
Hes not going through a divorce, i can tell because he has a bunch of other cases saved so he probably a lawyer.
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>>561415218
if there aren't any nudes of his woman, who cares

>>561415250
he's holding a beer or something
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OP dont be a nigger. Just return this flash.
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Pottery barn kids
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>>561415074
Is there nudes of his waifu?
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>>561414862
atleast do it eventually
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>>561415218
>>561415481
fuck off
a newfag doesn't know when it's time to have fun with someone and when it's time do be a /b/ro
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>>561413995
3 - Litigation

Upload the whole drive's contents to dropbox or mega or something.
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Just give it back to him man
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>>561415339

Upload a copy of the drive and we'll find out who it belongs to.
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>>561415074
Lol take pictures of shit coming out of your ass and put them on the flashdrive then return it.
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>>561415514
That may be, still he should get it back without leaking pics on the Internet.
There is a folder "Airline-records" in the Divorce one, so it may contain some info.
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Pottery Barn Kids go;

Just more boring lawyer stuff
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Is it possible to encrypt a flash drive? I feel like this would be the drive to do so with. Can't be walking around will extremely sensitive data on hundreds of high name clients/opponents on a drive that isn't secure.
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>>561415218

no, anon is right. it looks important. stop being a faggot. "we need lulz" - in which case go an hero so we can all get a laugh from it.
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>>561415218
>lel le 4chan le make lulz

you're fucking cancer
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>>561415809
haha made me giggle at 3:36am next to my sleeping wife. thx fag
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>>561414472
Go into his Tx Return and lets see how much more money he makes than you.
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>>561413784
Make an FTP server or something, let us see everything.
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>>561415809
eventually this
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if you can figure the name of the guy it belongs to he will probably pay you some $ if he gets it back
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>>561415074
can you please open the one up that says vern
i think the woman looks familiar to me, just need to confirm
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>>561415339
open that tax-return 2012 in the divorce folder

that will have his address. and full name. and ssn. and spouses name.
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>>561415940
This.

I want this
>or mega if that works
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>>561414862
This.
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>>561415074
Upload Kern

I wanna see that
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>>561415415
I am actually. Pour a few drinks in me, and I am great to be around. Pour a few MORE drinks in me, and I become one of the biggest pricks you can imagine, either way motherfucker, there is a FUCKTON of potential personal information on this drive, and we have not had a decent laugh that isn't revisited bullshit in a long time. Stop being a whiteknight, and lets see if we cant have some REAL laughs at this poor bastard's expense!
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For all those whining about how important this might be, I say this.
If it's that important, it's backed-up aaaand if it's that important he should have been more careful with his fuckin flash drive.
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Agreed we need lulz.
Not going to find it here, though. It looks like it's pretty important stuff, and from what I've gathered, he looks like a decent family man who has his shit together. I'd see if you can find an address so you can return it. Maybe you'll get a reward from it, depending on how important to him it is. Then burn his house down.
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>>561415834
Banana boat
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Paste a couple of whores and return
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Yo, end this cock teasing shit.

Just got to the Search and type in some keywords relating to tits or GTFO.
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>>561416042
why would you try to be an asshole to a normal guy living a normal life ?
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>>561416026
Vern. Definitely derped
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>>561416071
i second this
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>op contacts him
>"oh thanks for bringing back my flash drive man, I had some important work stuff on there"
>suddenly 150 /b/tards start to contact the guy and sending him pictures of his kids with dicks photoshopped in
>man calls police on OP and OP gets arrested for defamation and identity theft

OP isn't stupid enough to contact him after having made this thread
gib rar
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>>561415856
that at least used to be how the bulk of credit card data found it's way to the black market. some intern would conveniently leave their laptop in their car the day it got broken into, and it had entire corporations logs of customer credit card info and shit
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>>561414862
this,because i to am a massive moral faggot.
seriously OP pull your head out your ass.
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Whats wolfgang?
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>>561416075
KEK
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>>561416042
Nigger there's a fuckton of people we could get laughs out of. Spare this one guy with kids.
Stop being such and Edgy Pedgy
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fags.
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>>561416262
this
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>>561415898
You're adorable when you try to insult people. This drive belongs to a lawyer of some sort, how is having some laughs at their expense a bad thing?
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>>561416262
Mail it to him with no return address?
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>>561416075
lel
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>>561416262

find address. mail without return address.
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This dude seems like a lawyer or something
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Brainstrong
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>>561416262
Is it possible to add spyware to that thing?
Is the owner tech retarded?
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stop being a dick

no nudes just give it back to him

he shouldn't lose his job while going through a divorce because someone put sensitive work files on /b/
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>>561416617
wow, you should be the new einstein.
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>>561416670
http://www.brainstrongdha.com/nourish_the_brain/what_is_brainstrong
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>>561416617
wait, didn't read the thread nevermind I'm a nigger
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>>561416716
Yeah he should.

Fucking revaluate society maan
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Well if you're still doing it, it's "client list" time
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Add a porn file,give it back
Gay porn lol
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I searched for tits and nothing :(

Also its not going back to him b/c im not that dumb
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>>561416173
>>561416391
See this shit? This is the kind of shit we would never have bothered asking 5years ago. We simply would have done it, gotten our good lulz, and everyone would have had a good night. Who gives a fuck who the nigger is? He fucked up and lost his drive, that makes him an available target.

It must be wonderful living in such a dream world as you faggots inhabit.
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>>561413919
62 jigs, that's pretty common nowadays
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>>561416890
This or find one of the wincest stories and copy and paste it in the middle of some of the text documents.
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If you open any of the files, the law firm will be listed in the heading. They might offer a reward for the disc, depending on its importance.
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>>561415074
After seeing these I don't really want to do this anymore. Just give him his flash drive back with all his files.
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Op mail it back to the guy without a return address saying you found it and you found his info and have it back.
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>>561415856

Cmd.exe
Diskpart
List disk
Select disk (flash drive)
Clean
Create part pri
Select part 1
Active
Format fs=ntfs quick
Assign letter=G:
Exit
Exit

Your welcome faggot
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>>561416993
do you know why we wouldnt even bother asking that 5 years ago?
because it's not 5 years ago.
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>>561417054
not as common as 64 of course, but common nonetheless
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>>561415339
why is this not on mega yet then, hurry up OP
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his Name must be on the flashdrive
look for it
and the give it back
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What other image extensions should i search for
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>>561416993
You are fucking cancer. This guy seems cool and there is no reason to fuck with him. Go being edgy somewhere else
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>>561416993
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>>561416993
5 years ago you didnt even know what a chan was.
tl;didnt understand?
>wet behind the ears
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>>561417291
just search *.
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WE NEED TO CALL A VOTE
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>>561416945
>its not going back to him

you're a fucking cunt. do you really think /b/tards will somehow find his adress if you give it back to him? wow. the fucker has a 50+gb flash drive. this shit is obviously very important to him and his firm. i hope you fucking die op. you're worse than a nigger.
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>>561413995

ALBERTSON'S SUPERVALU

I fucking work there, please dump.
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Lawyers are scum of the earth. I should know my brother is one. It's a made up role which is self perpetuating. Judges (lawyers) make up precedents which are argued by other lawyers; and politicians (a role which has a disproportionate amount of law school graduates, at least where I am) create other laws for lawyers to argue over. SCUM the lot of them.
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>>561417291
Is .ass a thing?
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>>561416945
Who saves tits as tits.jpg?
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His name is Todd Carpenter. Lawyer from San Diego. Here is his contact info. He's got a kid - let's do the right thing.

http://www.carpenterlawyers.com/contact-us/
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>>561417253
You are the worst sort of cancer. /b/ has always been a toilet, but Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ on a wooden fucking leg. I'm willing to bet you think people a "Generally Good" too dont you?
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>>561417475
or you know, generalizations are not always correct
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>>561417254
Isn't it because some give size in 1024 format and some in 1000?
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>>561417532
Yes. It's a type of subtitle format if I remember correctly.
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>>561417291
We need those tax forms stat
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>>561417254
the numbers drives are advertised as aren't usually accurate, they're generally just an estimate
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>>561417572
And how do you know that ?
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>>561417572
Fuck off m8, no one cares
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>>561416993
Someday you'll realize you were just a boring kid. Not bored. Boring. There is nothing to laugh at here, take your sadness with you and go away.

I'm always embarrassed after reading such things as "good lulz" "he fucked up", "target".
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I searched for that (*.) and my computer exploded; thanks

Also Albertsons
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Client list? Accounts┬┐blackmail? Or whitemail lol
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>>561417291
Open "Sally" Folder
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>>561417291
how long have you windows'd?
search by file type, in this case image
no *.whatever needed
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upload the lot we will take care of this : )
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>>561417667
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>>561417742
fuck off...
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>>561417579
i just stated a fact. you are trying too hard to be edgy, kid.
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>>561417475
i was about to write this but this wise anon beat me to it.
the world needs fewer of these fucks
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>>561416945
>Also its not going back to him b/c im not that dumb
>not that dumb
>fucking retarded

ever heard of no return address, faggot?
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>>561416945
Personal. whats in there?
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>>561417647
Are they subtitles for the movie ass farts?
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>>561417254
Oops, I meant 64! My bad
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>>561417595
not always but often enough that we use them to be able to reason
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>>561417579
get a fucking life. I bet all you have from life is sitting in your basement and going on /b/ trying to ruin lives of people who have succeed in life and you didn't.
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>>561417667

Google, pretty easy I would say.
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>>561417846

Docket 1 please? intredasting...
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>>561416945
dude, he's a lawyer... 999/1000 times you're gonna get a reward for returning it.
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Take his data off of there, keep the drive, send the data back to him
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Found a grocery list; big score
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>>561413784
>poll here

http://vote.pollcode.com/66791748
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>>561417662
thanks for clearing that up, I have no idea what a drive even is
does your autism often prompt you to make silly replies?
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Make a torrent of the drive.
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>>561418254
this
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>>561417636
mebibytes vs megabytes, (MiB vs Mb)
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try to sell info to lawyers of the opposing side.

fuck the moralfags here
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>>561418383
voted
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>>561418301
This OP, No way in hell you're not getting a reward for giving something like this back.
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>>561417579
And you know /b/ isn't always about ruining people's lives. Have you ever heard of William Lashua? I bet if you were here during his birthday thread you'd be first yelling "LOL MAKE FUN OF THIS FGT LET'S FUCK WITH HIM"
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>>561418372
chicken nuggets

nigger lawyer?
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>>561417291
post image001 pls
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>>561418383

Voted
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>>561418395
nigger, do you seriously intend to download 50gb of lawyer stuff that's not in any way shape or form related to you just "for the lulz"? your life must be very interesting.
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>>561418383
voted
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He buys his kids dinosaur chicken nuggets. I find this fascinating,
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>>561418383
whoa.... /b/ has morals now?
didn't see that coming......
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>>561416945
You should give it back to him
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>>561418301
>>561418497

make sure you make a copy and torrent it for us tho
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>>561417572
I thought this too, but doesn't he look more than 12 years out of school? Although it is lawschool so I guess he would be like 40...

The first thing I saw was carpenter-law-group-admin so I assumed this was his firm as well.


I could just ask my dad, he's a lawyer in downtown San Diego so he would definitely be able to identify him.
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>>561418383
votead
give it back OP
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>>561418372
Please install LibreOffice.
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>>561418540
why not the internet an /b/ are the modern day Colosseum.
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>>561418728
GIS Todd Carpenter San Diego Lawyer...his picture will come up
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>>561418434
you know that both sides have to present finding to the other side, right?
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>>561418372
Damn, the guy seems to have his shit together. Meanwhile im sitting here with my balls tied jacking off to big black cocks while being unemployed and lonely. Why cant i be like him?
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>>561414862
this
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>>561415250
He holding a drink you blind fuck
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Jokes on you guys; I am a lawyer so 1) I don't need his money, and 2) I know that I would sue someone for looking through my shit and try to pursue criminal charges for misappropriation of lost property.

Also grocery list part 2; electric boogaloo
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>>561418424
ssh, don't confuse them, you'll get them riled

>>561418197
jk
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>>561413995
>>561414472
>>561414726
>>561413784


Hold up!

Can you find when his birthday is and his address? We should all send him birthday cards.
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>>561418590
nvm

http://www.bffb.com/
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>>561418619
Individual directories and files can be selected in my torrent client.
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>>561418540
I was here for his birthday. And I was glad an old man had a good day. However, lawyers hardly qualify as human.
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>>561418674
How about there are less edgy tryhards than normal people?
You know, IQ, bell curve, the like
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>>561418824
right but a little inside information never hurts
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>>561418826
untie balls
grocery list spreadsheet
???
law degree!

EZPZ
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Lawyer=Scum like the judge he sits with
Fucking use it to the hilt
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>>561418886
>sue and try to pursue criminal charges
how retaded can you be. If you find something you look inside to find name or address of the guy who lost it and there is no fucking law that would put you in trouble for that.

Stop trying to find excuses
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>>561418886
so you know him.

That's some deep shit
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>>561418674
Most of us have grown up. I mean I'm personally still into sick and funny shit, but dude lost his flash. I would've preferred an "upload a torrent for the guy and keep the drive for yourself" option.
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>>561418770
What's so bad about open office?
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>>561418886
>I know that I would sue someone for looking through my shit and try to pursue criminal charges for misappropriation of lost property.

not if you mail back without a return address, you fucking faggot.
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>>561418886

i said open the Sally folder you flying fuck. must be better than a grocery list
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>>561418886

Then why did you make this thread?
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>>561419031
morality has nothing to do with intellect
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>>561418372
That guy likes his cheese.
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>>561415074
>broncos
OP is a Coloradofag?
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>>561413784
sup /b/ro?
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>>561418886
You hold a JD and do this shit for fun on a Friday night?
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>>561418886
you stole the usb
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1. put illegal material on it
2. drop it somewhere a cop might find it
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!!
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>>561418886
op can you please zip up the folder with the cc statements and bank stuff and upload it? PLEASE
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>>561414015
What did he deliver?
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>>561419168
I voted to return it too. I'd be fuckin pissed if I lost that thing. I'm just surprised how many other people voted that way...
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>>561418886
He's a lawyer, not going to have tits stop being children. Find me some financial info or potential case info that could be material information regarding a public company, Op.
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Congratulations! You found him!

Now can you find out why he left his flash drive in a parking garage (and it is really fucked up; no plastic covering or anything)?

And while you're at it, can you also find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>561419425
Moot's gonna get served
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>>561419425
Ara Ara
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>>561419425
u fukin wot m8
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>>561419425
Heh, don't forget to include that "he's another lawyer in his parking garage"

Might narrow OP down.
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>>561419285
No, but makes it easier to see consequences.
And if shit goes south here those will never be the same.
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With this post I have lost all faith in /b/. Good guy op coming to try to deliver lulz to his /b/ros and all he gets are overly edgy teenage white knights telling him to return it and not be a faggot. This truly makes me sad. Everyone grasping for the attention and being moralfags has lost the true meaning of this board. Have fun with shit like this. Cancer now outnumbers the true /b/ros. Sad day /b/. Sad day.
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>>561419425
do it pls anon
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>>561419425
thread is gonna be deleted by the time he reads that, dumbshit

>>561419461
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>>561419425
There's always one. Quick, everyone let the thread 404. DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.
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>>561419425
you do know that this thread will be deleted soon, right?
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>>561419425
404's before he looks at you better take screen shots of thread
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>>561418997
>However, lawyers hardly qualify as human.
Now tell me if you worked hard in school, and when being an adult got an offer to be a laweyr and make shitloads of money you wouldn't take it just because "lawyers aren't human".
Lawyer is his job he gets paid for to buy food. And in his personal life he could be a cool guy
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>>561419425
it's a law firm.

either he will not get the email until monday, or his blackberry won't load 4chan

please use screencaps if you intend to send something from /b/ to someone

we can assume that op is truthful in that he is a lawyer who lives in the same place as mr carpenter, use that info
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>>561419679
alright dark skinned boy
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>>561419425
Take screenshots
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no 404 4 u
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>>561419425
http://4archive.org/b/thread/561413784

give him the archive
fuck you OP
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Just spoke with him. Sounds like a good guy. I think he's on the thread now.
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>>561419425
Attach a few screen shots so you have proof
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>>561419648
likely he works in the same firm.
dis nigga gon get it
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>>561419425
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>>561413995
Jackpot
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>>561419679
That's what I was saying.
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>>561419679
you'll grow up one day and get enough responsibilities to understand what ruining this guy's life would mean if you were him.
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>>561419168
>>561419492
He deserves to lose it and have the whole world see its contents if he doesn't keep backups and encrypt.
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>>561419652
it won't if OP is a little smart...
besides lawyers are the hyena's of society they can rot for all i care. i wish to see a public execution.
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>>561419679
Well tell me mr oldfag, how much enjoyment have you gotten out of looking at this guy's hard drive anyway?
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>>561419425
>>561419734

Here, I archived it just in case it 404's before he can see it:

http://4archive.org/b/thread/561413784

It auto updates and adds the new replies so it will get it all
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>>561418821
Just spoke with him. Sounds like a good guy. I think he's on the thread now.
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>>561414972
Literally there are fucking rules that are made for usb's like this

1, no personal info unless it's only for personal info
2. any confidential info must be encrypted and the flash drive in it self should be encrypted
3. if you loose it your fucked because you lost it either other people have the files now or they are encrypted and lost forever.

this is especially true for lawyers.nank employe's and any one in the higher ranks.
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>>561420012
we arent him so fuck off
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>>561419552
plot twist: OP is Todd Carpenter
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>>561419425
Take screenshots.

Thread will be deleted by the time he reads.
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>>561418886
> I'm a lawyer
You obviously stole it from him.
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>>561414229
This obviously
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>>561414472
this fucker is organized.
probs lawyer.
how shall we make some money here?
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>>561419425
>>561419648
The destructors may become the destructed.
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>>561420062
That's not the point. The point is you fags wanted nothing to do with it anyways. By telling this guy about this thread even, you're breaking the first rule of /b/
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Hey dudes ---I guess someone found my drive. Iam sorry I didn't have some more exciting stuff on it. If you could refrain from posting pictures of my son, I would appreciate it. I am just a regular dude trying to get by. If you would be so kind as to destroy or return it - I would appreciate it.
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>>561419679
gtfo newfag

my /b/ wouldn't do shit with this much information. Dude didn't do any shit to us, no need to post credit card numbers and shit.

It's like going hunting and having the deer come up and lick the end of your gun barrel. Where's the fun in that?

Fucking around on /b/ is like a sport. It's no fun when theres no game.

Also, not OP's personal army, faggot.
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>>561420143
God Bless You
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>>561420143
go back to reddit
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>>561419425
Bumping so Todd sees this.
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>>561419552
Well I can tell you it's fucked up because YOU FOUND IT IN A PARKING GARAGE

you know, where cars drive
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>>561420258
I second that.
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>>561420014
who fucking cares about his fucking grocery list and work documents. If he's putting his grocery list into a spreadsheet, he's obviously got backups. if not, it'd be a pretty shitty thing to lose.
if you had a career or a family, you'd get that.
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>>561419779
youre annoying as shit, reddit is back over that way <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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>>561420258
proof or GTFO
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>>561419425
lol
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>>561419779
I would never have pursued a career in law in the first place. The system is too fucked to become part of it. Which is exactly why I got a business degree, and now I'm the shipping foreman for a trucking company. I actually enjoy the physical labor it brings too.
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Thread archived: http://4archive.org/b/thread/561413784
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>>561420271
>not being an edgy teenager
>HURR GO BACK TO REDDIT

Stop trying so hard to fit in to a mis-fit website.
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>>561415074
Cleavage?
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>>561414862
I doubt he's dumb enough to not make a backup of all the shit in there.
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>>561420457
So you got a business certificate while going to trucking school and you dock work when all your workers quit the job LOL
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>>561420468

see
>>561420083
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>>561420258
yeah sure say that here...
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>>561418383
polls have no real power
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>>561420263
>Talking about OP personal army
>OP didn't ask anything and just delivar

You are lame.
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>>561420258
Take a picture of your business card so we have reason to believe it's you.
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>>561420263
my /b/ wouldn't side with the high-class lawyer who works primarily with large american banks
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>>561419425
>implying he'll read the thread b4 it 404.


When did this board turn into faggots?
For the lulz.. Remember?
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>>561420404
exactly, reddit is that way, now off you go
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>>561415074
Post Vern op
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Voted .. He should get it back.
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>>561420258
pic or gtfo
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Open the halo-3 folder
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>>561420263
Phahaha go back to 9fag asshole. Know what /b/ does when a deer comes up and licks the barrel? They blow it's fucking brains out and fuck it in the ass. Idk what "you're /b/" is, but it's not here asshole
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>>561416314
and those people usually get fired or sued because they did that.
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>>561420608
Heh.. Didn't see that... Ahh well.
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>>561420258
because you totally arnt a SJW.
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>>561419425
A-Aishiteru, Heaven-senpai!
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>>561420694
if you had a brain in your head instead of a giant cock, you'd realize i was talking to you, you whine more than most females i know and its really starting to become annoying
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>>561420662
when OP says
>Jokes on you guys; I am a lawyer

I think that means there was 0 chance for lulz.
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>>561420657
>my /b/ wouldn't side with the high-class lawyer who works primarily with large american banks
Go back to reddit faggot, he's obviously a divorce lawyer, you fucking autist.
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>>561420753
you fail at life
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>>561416692
no encryption as a lawyer..... yea he is tech retarded.
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>>561413784
Hey /b/ro, just incase.

I wonder what the ABA will say about this behavior?
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>>561420468
>>561420083
Good Game Everyone. :)
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