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IT'S FUCKED UP, /b/. IT'S FUCKED UP. NO I'M FUCKED

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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IT'S FUCKED UP, /b/. IT'S FUCKED UP.

NO I'M FUCKED UP.

IT'S ALL FUCKED UP, /b/.

>Be me getting home from work.
>Still lives with parent at 22 years old.
>Gets undressed because hot as balls.
>have shower.
>Go to room and lay down.
>Start rubbing my dick.
>Going to jack off.
>Need to find pen first to write something down I just thought of.
>Go to mom's room.
>Know she has a pen always on her bed side table.
>Turn around but bump into her pillow.
>Bottle falls and rolls on floor from under pillow.
>Pick bottle up.
>"Bad Dragon Cum Lube"
>Pause
>Pause
>FUCKING PAUSE
>Cringe and put it back and go to room.
>Get back up before sitting down.
>Got back to mom's room to pick lube up.
>Go back to room and use lube.
>Best fucking nut I've had in ages.

I WANT TO DIE, /b/.

I USED MY MOM'S LUBE.

BAD DRAGON CUM LUBE.

>Keep still after nutting.
>Staring at ceiling.
>Look down to lube bottle beside me.
>Clean off hands and dick.
>Put lube back where/how I found it.
>Mom still isn't home.
>Definitely understand what bad dragon is.
>Want to throw up a little but goes back to mom's room to look for dildos.
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>>561057563
FUCKING PICTURE IS RELATED, /b/.

IT'S FUCKING RELATED.

IT'S ALL FUCKING REALLY FUCKING RELATED. /b/.

FUCK.

MORE PICTURES FOLLOWING.

WHAT THE FUCK, MOM.

WHY DO YOU NEED THESE FUCKING THINGS.

NICE FUCKING LUBE THOUGH.

FUCKING SERIOUSLY FUCK THOUGH.

FUCK.
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>>561057614
SHE REALLY FUCKING OWNS THESE FUCKING THINGS.
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Posting in a potentially epic thread
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Oh man, whether real or not, pic definitely related.
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>>561057563
Your mom needs dragon dildos because her pussy is a fucking cave
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>>561058034
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE DILDO. BUT I DON'T THINK HORSES FUCKING HAVE THOSE FAT THINGS AT THE BASE OF THEIR DICKS LIKE DOGS DO.
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>>561057757
You can admit that they are yours, no one will judge you here.. faggot.
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>>561057563
Put it all in your ass
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>>561058216
FUCK YOU CUNT.
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I really want to be a part of this, but I don't have anything to contribute besides wholesale disgust. Hang in there, buddy.

Maybe she's just holding those for a friend.
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Dude, as soon as your mom is home, start sneaking horse related puns or jokes into your conversations


OH NO WHAT IF THEY'RE YOUR DADS AND HE WAS HIDING THEM THERE
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You see, it was "the best nut you've had in ages" BECAUSE it was your mom's lube.
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>>561057563
Hahaha be ashamed faggot
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Holy fuck OP I thought this was gonna be the same ol shit about somebodies parent finding their dildos, didnt expect the other way round.
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so hot
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I mean tread carefully here man, stray too close to the sun here, and you might end up NEEDING this to cum.
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Anyone wanna check toypics and see if she has any vids/pictures up on there?
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For the love of god please have sex with your mum

And stop typing in caps you fucking faggot loser
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It's not that big of a deal you crazy bastard

your mom craves monster cock filling her wasteland of a cunt

not that uncommon
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Shut up and use them
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Congrats OP. Your mother isn't a pimple faced neckbeard virgin like you. Believe it or not, that's how your pathetic crybaby ass was conceived.

Get over yourself. Or do us all a favour and invent a time machine, so you can go back and punch your whore mother in her big fat overhanging gunt.

Then maybe I will be spared posting in response to the most massive faggot in history.
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>>561057563

You know what you have to do now right, OP?

You have to replace the lube you used.

It's only fair, it's only right.

Masturbate to ejaculation into the bottle to replace the lube you stole.
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Top lel Brah.

Reminds me of the time I found a butt plug in my moms room. Also found a dildo in the washer.
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>>561058232
Timestamp faggot.
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We all know they're yours OP, the ruse if up
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>>561058146
>>561058268
THEY"RE ALL HER'S. I DON'T EVEN THINK I COULD DO THAT SHIT. I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO SHIT. I SPEND MY MONEY ON FUCKING ACTUAL FUCKING USEFUL SHIT. LIKE BREAD AND MILK AND EGGS AND CEREAL.

>>561058278
FUCK NO. I USED THE LUBE. THAT WAS TOO FAR ALREADY. IT'S THE EVENT HORIZON. I CAN"T FUCKING RETURN FROM THIS SHIT.
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>>561057563
Before she gets home, place all of the dildos and lube on your couch and say hello to her as calmly as possible while sitting next to the dildos. If she asks about them pretend like you don't even know the dildos are there.
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>>561059252
>I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO SHIT
what
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OP, how old are you?

>pic related
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>>561058232
lol dude thats a dog dick-dildo... do you have a dog? chances are it has fucked your mom.

topkek
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timestamp or it didnt happen
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>>561059307
hue
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I THOUGHT IT WAS HOLDING SOMETHING TO IT. THIS FUCKING THING CAN SHOOT THE LUBE LIKE ACTUAL LOADS. FUCKING HELL.
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buy her a big stuffed horse for christmas/birthday

I promise you she will cherish it forever or at least until it gets worn out
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>>561059614
Timestamp it and I cant tell you how to make everything ok.
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>>561057563
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Who stops jacking off to write down a thought? WTF?
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OP, your mom obviously want dragon cock. Just supply her with yours.
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>>561059252
take a picture of the dildos next to a picture of your mom. Surely you have a picture of her framed
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>>561059614
> Put it in your butt OP
> Let the cum ooze out of you
> Post results.

Do it faggot.
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I dunno what to tell you anon, your mom has the sexual appetite of some kind of mythical beast, like a dragon or a she-orc
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does your mom go to furry cons?

has she ever gone on an unexplained trip for a weekends?
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heh, and I thought it was gonna be a slow night. Post time stamp so we can laugh at your misery.
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>>561057563
>>561057614
>>561057757
>>561058232
>>561059614
Where's the timestamp?
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OP, many things should be going through your mind.
First off; "How can I hide a camera in my mom's bedroom to help the fapping of /b/?"
Second; Why aren't you considering epic wincest? C'mon. Show her that you know about bad dragon and she'll fuck you. Do it.
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>>561059614
cum in her lube bottle. repeatedly over time. become a brotherdad
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not your dads?
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>>561059545
TWENTY FUCKING ONE, DUDE. I ALREADY POSTED THAT SHIT.

>>561059595
FUCK YOU
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>>561058216
lol
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Me and a friend found his mom's dildo collection when we were teens, she had an entire duffel bag full. Also lesbian DVD'S and shit. There was shit in there I never thought could exist. Over 20 dildos. Dude's brother bet him 20$ to put one in his mouth. Ended up making it 50$ because he put one that was for both holes in his mouth. After that we started making jokes at his step dad.
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>>561060560
lick it
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>>561060560
Nice handwriting during a time of shock
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>>561059614
Make gif, with timestamp
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>>561060560
Sure those aren't yours, OP? We'll have to see some mommy panties.
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>>561060560
Give her a taste of your bad dragon dick.
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On the bright side, now you know something you can always get her on mother's day!
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>>561060560
Took you long enough you fucking faggot.
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>>561060560
You can quit lying op. We know they're yours.
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Posting in potential epic bread
Captcha: emingre Danu
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>>561060560
post a pic of your mom you feggit
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>>561060490
DAD FUCKING DIES FIVE YEARS AGO FROM FUCKING AFIB.
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>>561060560

Eww, why are you touching them. You got mommy herpes now.
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>>561057563
get back to mom's room and picture some catchy underwears
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>>561060560
>twenty one
>>561057563
>still lives with parent at 22 years old
mmhmm
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>>561057563
fucking win. Fuck yourself in the ass!
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>>561060791
THAT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE
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>>561060560
Get over it.
She likes to masturbate like every other human being on the planet.
Those dildos may look weird but they feel awesome. Bad Dragon makes good stuff.
Ask your mom if she has any coupon codes so you can get a dog pussy.
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This shit is too funny
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>>561060791
SHE'S LONELY OP.
GIVE HER THE DICK.
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>>561060791
STOP SCREAMING
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>>561060560
POST A PIC WITH THE DILDOS NEXT TO A FRAMED PHOTO OF YOUR MOM SO WE KNOW YOU AINT LYIN
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>>561057757
lol, mom is furry
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>>561060791
SHE WANTS THE D OP
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>this thread
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>>561060560
Thanks for the laugh OP. I'm sure the apple doesn't fall far from the dragon dick loving tree.
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>>561060791

Be a good son and make her feel special. She's obviously lonely.
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What a boring thread. Op admit thise are yours. How old is your mom anyways? How old are you???? Huh?
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>>561059614
funny thing is, i knew exactly what that thing was as soon as i saw the first picture. its quite obvious your mother has a dragon and/or a dog fetish
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>>561061207
kek'd
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>>561057563
so what u seem surprised ur mom is using her fucking snatch. made u now didnt she? grow up and mind ur own business. ya little gaylord
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>>561060560
green text said 22
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Use them.

Aquire ultimate enlightenment.

But srs though, take that canine knot like the whore you are.

Capatcha related.
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>>561061228
You should learn to read, nigger.
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OP, give her a present one day of a bad dragon dildo. Largest one you can find.
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totally cereal about cumming in her lube OP. The sperm will die in relatively short order, and you get to cum inside your mom via some fake horsecock. talk about a once in a lifetime opportunity
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>>561057563
Guess what OP, chances are that your moms pussy juices are in that lube that touched your dick.
There's a good chance your dad used this to jack off as well, then dipped his dirty cum covered hands in the lube container, that also touched your dick.

In short, you're a sick faggot OP.
Welcome to /b/
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>>561061439
This is the best idea I've heard in ages
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>>561059129
He was conceived by his mom using fake dragon cum-lube and dog dildos?
Seems legit
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i dont believe you
post some proof
take a pic in your mums room and then post one of her in the same room and of course something to relate you two
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>>561061568
his dad died 5 years ago
do you fucks even read?
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>>561061439
I vote for this.
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>>561060791
that sucks

sucks double for ur mom cause it sounds like ur not even half the man you should be in order to even fill out ur dads shoes halfway.

man up and tell ur mom u love her. and if she needs you to do something, get off your masterbaiter ass and handle it
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ROASTING IN PICNIC BED
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>>561057563

Get pics of your mom using them
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>>561058216
so much yes.
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How old is your mom?

Please say she is 35 and had you when she was 13.

Is she hot?

Do your friends think she is hot?
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>>561061668
Didn't see that until page refreshed after posting.
You're still a sick faggot though, since you're jacking it with your moms pussy juices.
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>>561060791
Fuck your mom. Do it for /b/.


(All you have to do is make her lust for you using indirect action. Clear and simple.)
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>>561061439
Seconded
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>>561057563
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>>561058216
I can confirm this.
Also crabs.
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>>561061439
i like this idea
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>>561057563
>Small Tucker and small Xar.
Plebian.

I don't see why you have an issue with this. It's good quality water based lube and the dildos are high quality expensive silicone.
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>>561062120
>indirect
>Clear and simple
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>>561060560
op I would fuck your mom so hard. ...
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>>561060791
DO IT OP SHOW HER WHAT A MAN YOUVE BECOME THIS SHALL INSPIRE YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
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>>561059469
Yeah can we talk about that? What does that have to do with it?
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>>561060560
It would be weird if she didn't own a dildo you fucking loser. Stop fucking with her stuff.
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Use it as blackmail by threatening to show her friends and make her suck your dick. It's just the right thing to do...
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>>561062584
go to bed faggot
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>>561059563
It's a hybrid dog/horse dildo.

>>561061260
Don't forget horse.
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>>561060791
was your dad a dovahkiin? it only makes sense...
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>>561060435
FUCKING THIS
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>>561060435
YES ANON. GET SIBLINGS/CHILDREN.
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Toasting in an epic bread

OP, ya dun goofed
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>>561062968
no
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>>561062191
>>561061439
I third this
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>>561063115
this, fus roh dah op
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Holy shit someone screencap this!
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If this ends up on a best of /b/ thread one day.... Hey guys
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>>561060689
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THERE WAS FUCKING HAIR ON THAT SHIT.
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>>561063025
I actually fucked up with mine and lost it it was in my bag when i took my bag to school came home and it was gone
T-T someone most likely saw it fall out of my bag ;-;
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>>561063641
Well.
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>>561063025
how can someone even fit that last one???? holy shit man
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>>561057563
Jizz in your mom's lube, it's the only choice.
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>>561063641

fuycking screencapped.
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>summer thread of the week.
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thats probably around $400 in toys right there
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>>561063641
damn dude
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>>561063641
TOP KEK EPIC BREAD
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>>561063641
this is great. Now cum in her lube, show us her panties.
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>>561063641
God damn op you have the whitest baby face i have ever seen.
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>>561063641
OMG
MY DREAMS CAME TRUE
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>>561063795

Probably more than that. BD toys aren't exactly cheap.
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>>561060880
SORRY ABOUT THE TYPO ON THE ORIGINAL POST. SHIT HAPPENS. LIKE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT DRAG DILDO SHIT IN YOUR MOM'S ROOM HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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>>561063641
OP RIGHT YOUR NAME ON IT ALONGSIDE "DTF"
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>>561063641
HOLY SHIT OP
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>>561063641
LOL
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>>561063747
post it pls, i want to remember this forever
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come on mother fuckers...this is so close to becoming a legend thread...It's at gold...lets make it platinum...op wait in front of your front door. when you mom comes home spray the cum in her face from the dog horse dick thing. then yell I'M A BAD FUCKING DRAGON. and then piss yourself...post results
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>>561063641
blake is that you buddy?
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>>561064028
>>561064015
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>>561064015
hide one, she'll look everywhere for it and she'll be pissed off that it's gone, but she won't ask you if you took her dragon dildo
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>>561064160
Rollin op delivah
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>>561062950
When did Eminem get HIV?
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Is the cum lube really that good? should I invest in some?
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>>561064160
Do it in the nude
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>>561063641
HORY SHITE!!!!!!!
Do the other suggestion.
This
>>561061092
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>>561064015

OP, leave a note in the dildo drawer that just says "WE KNOW". Don't be a bundle of sticks, deliver on this one like you delivered a few minutes ago.
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So lets get this out the way...

Your Mom .. She hot?

...got pics? Pref. swimsuit or ..smaller?
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OP should deep throat one.
The mother juice will be in you and you shall be together as one.
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>>561064160
this would earn him a seat on the /b/ hall of heros
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>Op passing his dildos off as his moms.

Sad m8
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>>561064015
OP, fucking cool it with the caps. We get it, you're pretending to be scared. We all know you enjoy this as much as we do.
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>>561064328
Straight after nutting inside your mom
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someone better archive this
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>>561064486
That it would.
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>>561058412
This
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>>561063726
It takes years of practice.

>>561063795
Probably closer to $200. Especially if they were premade or had small defects

>>561063707
Buy another. Losing a BD toy is like heresy.
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>>561064160
>>561064407
>>561064307
BETTER IDEA...do it in her sluttiest bra and panties...also re-roll
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>>561064374
it's actually really great messy as fuck but great.
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>>561060560
Um yeah, OP, we're going to need to see a pic of your mom
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>>561064435
this
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>>561064015
anus rhamm it you fool b4 its too late
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>>561064007
well the largest of the equiknot there with all tteh extras is ~$200 not sure about the other ( a clayton maby?) but seeing as it doesn't look like the equi is the largest one 400 is a fair bet
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Billy Mays is alive!..
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>>561064328
10 min. before he left his mamas trailer from "stepdad"!
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If you shove it up your asshole this thread will go down in history. Just like Skullfucker.
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OP you cum inside the dildo that is meant to shoot the dragon cum, profit.
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>>561063641
Uh....
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>>561064657
2st
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>>561064623
I'm planning to i'm building a new pc right now + i just brought into the archeage beta i already have 3 to fall back on just the knot in my tucker felt so good i miss it T-T.
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>>561059614
OP is definitely a faggot
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be nked in front of your mom sucking on one of the dildos saying "yo taste good mom"
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Pic of your mom OP
You have the potential to be a legend
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gg
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>>561064657
this is necessary.
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>>561064813

If OP delivers in this one, this thread will have achieved legendary status.
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>>561064623
i'd bet the equiknot was a custom order at least, rare to see a cumtube and a suction on a premade
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>>561063641
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>trying too hard...
op is a faking faggot
all of my sage
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I was at my friends house and he wanted to steal some money so we could go out and party. We go up to his parent room and he goes an grabs $300 and then we both look around a bit and he found a box full of his moms viberaters and dildos under the beside the bed.
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS
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>>561064846
ITS 2ND YOU BUTTNUT also 4rd
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OP HAS FORSAKEN US
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just wanted to say hi

captcha:
arotoc man
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Where is your mother right now OP?

Out gagging on miles of nigger dick, that's where. She got tired of barnyard animal genitals and now needs a real savage animal to fuck her.

>OP's new adopted name will be LaQuonda
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>>561064623
>>561065157
>>561063707
SO YOU GUYS FAGGOTS OR SOMTHIN
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amidoingitright
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HAVE MY INTERNETZ OP
>post of my night:made
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Ok OP, I have a mission for you. You said that one of her dildos shoots fake cum, well you need to fill it up with your actual cum and get your mom pregnant. She will be SO FUCKING CONFUSED dude, it's gonna be great. She'll get an abortion, so no need to worry about inbred kids. It will be FUCKING LEGENDARY!
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>>561064654
So, should I get some.
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>>561059858
I cant believe my news station created something viral.
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>>561065157
My Equiknot was $115 with suction cup and cumtube.

>>561065436
Yup
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>>561065492
already been discussed anon
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>>561062326
Ehh, someone who doesn't understand subtlety is kinda hopeless.
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>>561065492
THIS
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>>561065492
dude she wont even know its you, cum dies like 3 minutes anyway, so zero chances of her preggas, but post pics anyway for the lols
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>>561064015
>long sleeves
confirmed for shit taste pleb
kill yourself
>>
I guess this is now a Dragon Dildo Thread
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PIC OF YOUR MOM.

WE DEMAND IT.
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>>561065436
Hey, i get the best of both worlds buddy i get some nice cock and a lovely girlfriend who is into some kinky things.
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>>561065492
If you do this OP this will be the most legendary thread on /b/.
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>>561065608
How does it feel? Why soft instead of medium?
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>>561065713
cum can survive up to a week if its a proper environment
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>>561065476
ALL UNITS WE HAVE A CODE RED.
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>>561065569
Yes i'd say get at least 6 bottles if you are outside the us otherwise shipping would not be worth it.
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>>561065578
Bloomsburg reporting in
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>>561065476
do itttt faggggot1!!!
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>>561063641
Cum in the cumlube. Do it.
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>>561065882
room temp lube ain't the proper environment
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>be a fag
>own gay dildos
>make shitty thread
>write in all caps
>all tumblr retards will respond
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This thread is fucking excellent
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>>561061702
>sucks double for ur mom cause it sounds like ur not even half the man you should be in order to even fill out ur dads shoes halfway.

I can't even
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>>561059694
Damn, that's genuinely too nice a line of thinking for this board.
Wtf are you thing /b/ro.
>gain maximum gift cred
>profit
>lol

>>561064015
>tfw dick is like a human hybrid of this toy collection
I approve of your mom's tastes.
>tfw still lol
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>>561065947
I guess I should start putting aside some money.
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>>561057563
ya done goofed anon, whats gonna happen when she notices a little missing?
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>>561065492
Would be fucking amazing if she keeps the kid, and gets a paternity test done, thinking maybe some dude she fucked owes her money now.

OP will have some splainin' to do.
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>>561057563
http://bad-dragon.com/products/bdpen
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>>561064535

i'm on it
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>>561060689
FUCK YOU FOR SUGGESTING THAT HERE'S TO THE EVENT HORIZON FUCK.

http://youtu.be/_s1N8OyX-kY
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>>561066158
Oh yeah man, it's like 30$ shipping every time i get something i'd suggest you go medium and up small is eh like human penis size.
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>>561066175
You gotta be a moron to think that his sperm will stay alive for 10 minutes
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>>561065476
yup

>>561065826
Soft is my only regret with it. It's too squishy.
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>>561065492
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>>561066329
you are teeth are awful
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>>561061439
i fourth this shit,
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>>561057757
You touched them. Why would you do that?
might as well go the distance and use them.
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>>561057563
Why did you go back to your mom's room looking for more dildos?
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>>561066329
OH DEAR GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING
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>>561066329
AHAHAHAHAHA YES
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>>561066329
Holy fuck
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>>561066329
my fucking based god....
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>>561066254
Perfect for any business
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>>561063747
post plox, I missed it
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>>561063641
OP you glorious son of a bitch
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>>561057563

I actually have both those types...

Ordered this as a surprise me and got this "fabulous" thing.

I'm not really mad about it, I'm just not sure what is harder to explain. A guy having a dildo or why it is colored like a gay pride rally.
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>>561066329
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>561065436
furries exist too anon
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>>561065956
Scrantonfag reporting in
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>>561066329
>this autism
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>>561066329
u r gr8
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>>561066329
how could i have missed this thread

best 1 of the day
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>>561066329
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
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>>561066329
You kind of look like the type of guy who would have these dildos for his own personal use. Credibility weakening.
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>>561066329
Hall of fame OP. It's coming.

Just gotta put that cum in the cumlube.
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>>561066435
They don't even know what's going on.

Also, too lazy to sage now.
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>>561066329
le lol
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>>561066329
>having poor genetics for teeth
>not even sucking it
>biting a horse kock
>mfw
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>>561066329
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>>561066329
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OP you need to slap those things on the kitchen counter and secretly film your moms reaction
this is the only way i will believe you
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>>561066854
>>561066435
I want to buy one. Any suggestions?
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>>561059896
nono wincest is not allowed
>>
POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD
-MR SKELTAL
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>>561066725
i imagine the combination of the two is the worst
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>>561066329
you have three things to do
1.Cum in her lube, it wont get her pregnate but will be funny as fuck
2.Show us a picture of her
3.Cum in her panties
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>>561066329
this guy is so torn up about finding his mothers jizzing horse-stick and dagron cock, only way to cope with the situation is to start licking it and shit
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>>561066413
Eh, there's a small chance a few sperm may remain viable. She'll probably use it tonight like the filthy horse-slut she is. Odds aren't good, but stranger things have happened. Definitely within the realm of possibility.
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>>561066329
Good thread OP - keep going to see how golden you can make this thread.
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>>561066329
Your mother should have been buying you braces instead of dildos and dragon cum.
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>>561066329
>>561063641
oh my
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SOMEONE PLEASE SCREEN CAP THIS WHOLE THREAD

ITS FUCKING GOLD
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>>561066329
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>>561066974
FUCKING THIS
>>
mom's dildo in your mouth, still not gay
>>
Scoobert-Doobie III
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>>561066979
XL Crackers.

Trust me.
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>mfw this thread
cum in the lube and my life is complete OP
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>>561059545
That picture tho
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This thread...

Wow. This is why I fucking continue to lurk this board.
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>>561067067

Did I forget to mention it has goddamn gold sparkles on it?
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>>561067335
Please be realistic. Also I'm a bit tight.
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'chived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/561057563
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>>561067076
or better yet

Cum on the dildos so that she knows someone knows about them. Either she confronts you about it, and has to admit she has them, or she stays silent just in case she thinks there is a possibility you did not do it (maybe your friend did or something)

mind fuck either way
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>>561066851
...Accepted.
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>>561066329
My god
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>>561066854
>this thread is so full of summer

>>561066725
Did you just pay for custom split color and ask for rainbow? Or is there some special way to get a rainbow one?

>>561066979
Medium firmness and make sure to get one you can actually take. I highly recommend suction cups. There is nothing better than riding one stuck to a shower wall.

>>561067335
>nah man. XL flared Chance
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op is a faggot and those are his dildos
>>
OP, if you cum in the lube and stick the dildo up your ass you will be as legendary as Skullfucker.
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>>561066725
Eh, I have a vibrator because a female friend of mine writes for a sex blog and they send her free shit. She gots some extra stuff she didn't need and just dumped it on me. Haven't used it, just figured I'd keep it around, might be fun to use when I have a girl over sometime.
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>>561067532

Small Nox is probably your best bet tbh.

My eyes are bigger than my ass...I ordered several meds but so far the only one that I can fairly "easily" use is the small Nox.

Even something along the lines of a small Xar is too big for me currently.
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>so many dragon dildo experts in this thread
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>>561067091
No
But shits and giggles will be given but is a huge chance that OP owns those dildos amd he's being autistic and he's getting epileptical autistic pseizures because this is his first renting bed he has ever made.
>inb5 i wunt3belive
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>>561066329
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>>561067658
>email
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>>561057614
>NICE FUCKING LUBE THOUGH
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>>561067658
oh god yes
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>>561063641
Doing gods work OP
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>>561067658
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>>561067658
FUCK HES GONNA DO IT
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>>561067814
I thought I was the only one to notice...
>>
>>561067524
BUT OF COURSE! cant go without the glitterrrr!

yeaaaaa... i think i'd start the explinations with a non glitery rainboy toy, THEN try to explan that random colors is an option...
]]
>>
>>561067805
I really want to try something with a knot.
>>
>>561067658
NOT A SERIOUS EMAIL BY THE WAY. JUST FOR 4CHAN AND SHIT. DON'T LOSE YOUR SHIT.
>>
Wherever this thread goes, don't call her out on the OP.

It'll just humiliate her and it's none of your business anyway.

Make fun of the shit all you want, but don't tell her you know about it. That'll be just fucked up.
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>>561066329
>>
>>561067674

I didn't ask for anything...

It was a "surprise-me" and boy was I surprised.

The other 3 surprise-mes that came were disappointing in comparison.

A blue/black small Equinot and a pink Kippy and Clayton.
>>
>>561067436
Newfag
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>>561066329
>>
Guys, does OP hall of fame naow?

Captcha: Miniga used

Mah nigga
>>
>>561067851
oh man, my sides
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>>561066329
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>>561057563
>>561057614
>>561057757
>>561058232
>>561059614
>>561060560
>>561067524
>>561063025
>>561064015
>>561064623

God I fucking hate you humans...
>>
>>561058545
this
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>>561057563
I really don't get it.. did you think your mother... a human female... did not cum... or think about cumming... or masturbate... or anything? Befoe this she just sat there thinking about flowers and fucking making peanut butter sandwiches???
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>>561066329
w-why
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>>561066329
Fucking lol
>>
we need new bread
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>>561068227
>saging epic bread
Wait till he cums in the lube, guys.
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>>561067658
I'm losing my fucking mind.
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>>561067819
Eh, very probably. I'm just getting in on the fun.
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>>561068063
m,y first was a med razor, the shaft has a tapered tip which makes it easier for starting out, though the knot will take practice, get a few bottles of lube with it
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>>561067524
i dont know why but i just want to jerk it off even though its not real or has a cum tube it just seems fun to touch and hold
>>
>>561068063

Whelp I wouldn't recommend a small Xar then...that thing is quite large.

Maybe small Equinot? Fuck if I know. Med david, Kippy, and Small Xar are too large for me to knot right now. The small Tucker I was able to.
>>
OP needs to post pics of your milf mother. Do it faggot. Also props for putting your moms dildo in your mouth lol but you gotta do it for real none of that pussy biting shit it has to touch tongue lolol.
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>>561067851
top kek
>>
>>561068397
but we f?u?c?k?i?n?g? ?l?o?v?e? love fucking you :3
>>
Fuck you OP you beautiful motherfucker.
Deliver and be legend.
>>
OP NEEDS TO START A NEW THREAD SOON
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>>561067084
agreed peter
>>
Hey OP, how does it feel knowing that you have supressed sexual desires for your mother. That you even stuck an item your mother inserts in her pussy/ass in your mouth, and even licked it. How's life going to be for you in the next years? how will you confront your mother op?
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>>561068154
Holy shit that is the best "surprise-me" ever.
The only "surprise-me" I ever bought was one of the d20s they had available for 2 weeks. It came in fleshy pink with green glow in the dark.
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>>561068397
I'd love taste the cum of Smaug
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>>561067674
Summer is fun sometimes, hun.

I started on a medium Bruiser, so yolo I guess.
>>
>>561068106
don't be faggot. also enough with the caps
>>
Epic but there's no way this is real unless he posts mother's picture. I mean if he could stick it in his mouth, why can't he post a pic of mum?
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>>561068906
>hun.
You're such a faggot, honeybunch
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Cum in that dildo OP, the collective demands it.
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>>561068890
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you think ops mom is home now? and thats why no post?
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>>561057614
suuure... mom's dildos... sure
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>>561066725
it's probably not at all hard to explain why your faggot ass rammer is colored like a faggot ass rammer
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>>561064469
Still best gif
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This will go down in history. Cum in that shit OP
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>>561057563
We still need a pic of your mom. Throw a black box over her face if you are too scared to reveal her ID.

Do it and bring this story home.
>>
>>561068890
>>561069119
says the faggot who wants dragon cum
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>>561068106
Start a new thread

Anyone screencapped this one?
>>
>>561068601
>>561068564
I was really thinking of the Wolf Dragon.
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