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made a thread like this last night, each post ending with 5 was

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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made a thread like this last night, each post ending with 5 was sent in a chat to my online girlfriend, and it turns out my "girlfriend" was a fucking guy. now after a short conversation with him he showed me a pic of his scars on his arm.

alright, 5 decides what i say. Do your worst, /b/. This is gonna be fun.
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Slit them open again. Make the world a favour you fucking loser. And send me a pic while you're doing it so I can laugh at your miserable fucking life.
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>>560934179

reroal
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>>560934284

Aand once more.
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>>560934284
fuck, so close man
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>>560934179

Last man
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>>560934179

Reroal for an hero
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>>560934037

Fucking an hero already.
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I like you
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>>560934179

I WANT DEATH BEFORE THIS THREAD IS OVER
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>>560934037
A real fucking pussy
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do me a favur plz send pix of ur tits with cutz on them pls pls
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>>560934943
"No need to cut yourself. I like you and want to make you happy"
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>>560934037
cut your penis
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>>560934985

FUCK YES, DO IT FAGGOT
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>>560934492
reroll for "fuck, so close man"
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>>560935087
should i say the first thing you posted about slitting his arms again
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>>560934985
>>560934179
Winrar
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>>560935163
Yes. That.
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>>560935158
LOL reroll for that too
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>>560935245
hello jt
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nigga charge your phone
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>>560934179
>>560934985
do it quick op you faggot
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>>560935286
hello
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antetel collide
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Not impressed cut out a testicle.
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>>560935469
oh lmao, i typed the captcha in the wrong place
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>>560934179
>>560934985
Maybe he could cut himself on your edges.
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>>560935469
>no number
>5 again


Just kidding, I feel sorry for you and i've offended you, wanna come over to my house and have sex with nutella?
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Rolling!
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>>560935697
Are you implying to have sex with the jar of Nutella, or using it during the sexy time?
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>>560935950
nutella as lube
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>>560935997
Will sharpies in poopers be covered in Nutella, too?
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>>560936104
mandatory
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>>560935689

>Moral
>/b/
>Implying
>??
>=Newfag.
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>>560936298
You have my full attention, then.
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>>560935469
still no answer from the thing?
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>>560936708
he replied with "fuck off"
still waiting for another winrar
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>>560936814
Well tell him; I know you want to, I want to, make us a favor, and do it now you stupid fucking pussy faggot dick eater time waster son of a whore, just FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
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>>560936787
No homo, but nice cock, /b/ro.
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>>560937113
Rolling for the lolz
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>>560937113
Roll again
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>>560937113
Gotta get it sooner or later
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>>560937113
Roll roll roll
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>>560937113
fucking ROLL
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>>560937936
Love ya anon
>>560937113
One more roll
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>>560937113
Roll
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Reroll!!!!!
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>>560937113
grmblhjfegrjnm want that
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>>560938113
Reroll
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...still no winrar. ffs
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>>560937113
This time is the last time i swear to god
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>>560938515
FUCK YES
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>>560938346
Last roll
>5 get
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>>560937113
this
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>>560938515
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>>560938738
Pawsitivity??
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>>560938738
This pleases me so much you have no idea <3
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>>560938840
yeah he's a bit of a faggot
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he replied
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>>560938738
>x'3
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>>560938738
Cock sucking whore.
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>>560939129
"you aren't either. You cheated me, fucking faggot. I feel raped"
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>>560939129
Well same to you faggot.
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>>560939129

You are nothing but an attentionwhore. You won't become anything. You are utterly worthless. You are too much of a fucking pussy to actually kill yourself but you slit your arms to get attention. I hope to god that you one day realise how much of a fucking scrub you are and actually grow the balls to end your worthless life.
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>>560939535

Wineruren.
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>>560939129
"jk. Im not that evil. Want to catch a movie next weekend?"
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>>560939535
top kek
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>>560939658
OP you are a god.
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>>560939129
Oh I'm fucking sorry, a couple of days ago I was sure you had a pussy, now you tell me you have cock, then its time to grow some balls and slit that wrist once for all, please, you see, I'm a good person, I'm even being polite enough to fucking say please to you, you fucking cumstain, and by the way, if you are all happy about your life, how come you cut yourself that much? you lied to me back then, and you still do fucking looser
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he replied, 1/2
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>>560939658
>>560939535
Oh well, that was faster than expected, and to be fair, I love it more than mine
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>>560939965
reply 2/2
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also, anons: now's your time to do your FUCKING WORST. make your comments as sexual as possible.
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>>560940023
wow you are such a faggot
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>>560940143
my penis so sore :(
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>>560940023
are you male or female?
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>>560939965

You were nothing but a fucking plaything for me. I used you just out of pure amusement. Why? Because I know how insecure and imperfect you really are. I know how little you actually mean to the world. Doesn't fucking matter if you hit A's in school. Who the fuck is going to hire the outcast with scars covering his arms? People will know how fucking weak you are as soon as they see your arms. You are a weak person. A truly weak person.
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>>560940143
Post pic of this fag
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>>560940023
so OP, was this neccessary? He looks hot, and a nice person. Is it that bad to date a trap?
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>>560940245

Not an answer

>>560940345

Real winrar.
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>>560934037
>online girlfriend
>online
>turns out it's a guy

You don't really need our help OP, you need professional help.
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>>560940345
also, he just replied with 'C:"
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>>560940143
Send him dick pick and say; If you really want a piece of that, you will have to fucking earn it now
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>>560940245
for my winrar say i'd still love to shove my fat hard cock up your ass for what it's worth
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relplied
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OP is just butthurt he was too dumb and desperate to verify someone's identity over skype before considering them his "internet gf". I bet you let "her" talk dirty to you while you jerked it, huh? Paws made you do some fag shit without your knowledge so now youre all mad huh?
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>>560934037
That thread was last night? Jesus. I've been on /b/ too much.
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>>560940771
Re-rolling for this
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>>560940771
roll for this
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>>560940771
lolz
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It was a bad joke :(
I love you :*
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>>560941149
fucking reroll for this
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>>560940771
rolland
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>>560940768

Wow.. I am so sorry.. My brother stole my fucking phone.. Fucks sake.. I didn't mean that.. Sorry..
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>>560941149
this
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send him this
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>>560941225
Winrar
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>>560936787
Can you send the pic?
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op is a fag now, i guess
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>>560941338
this
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sexual comments now pls
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>>560941407
fuck you, op. i got that five you dirty fucking homo. looks at what you saved him as "Pawsitivity" you should be the one killing yourself
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Choke on that blade. Choke on the blade like you choke on dick.
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>>560941407

See? Wow.. You are really fucking worthless. You have no self respect, do you?
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Yeah boy, I love you.I want to heat up your small intestine with a microwave then use it as a fleshlight.
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>>560941534
so is it rape if i shove my hard cock up your asshole?
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>cuts wrists in open observable area
>doesn't want to die
> life is so tough for a depressed boy with daddy's trust fund and mommy on ambien

Why do you cut yourself if you don't want to die, faggot. Did daddy touch you or does mommy not spend enough time with her precious little snowflake?
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Why have you say that you used me?...
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>>560941615
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>>560941606
Retard gtfo
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>>560941338
rolling for this
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>>560941705
in case op isn't going to send this despite being a five, reroll
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>>560942065
oh shit, double 5
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>>560941957
oh my god, what a unique and unsaid sentence! go you!

ask him if he'd cut his dick for you, to show his love
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>>560942065
congrats
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>>560942242
say send me a pic of a shoe on your ass
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>>560942310
rolling
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Hickory Dickory Dock
This pickle looks like my cock
And when I start jerkin' my 14 inch Gherkin
It shoots pickle juice right into my sock.
(attach picture)
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>>560942242
rolling
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>>560942242
why don't you send me a picture of that big dick of yours? c;
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>>560942484
rolling for this
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>>560942406
rolling
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>>560942552
rolling
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>>560942484
shameless self reroll
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>>560942484
this
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And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love uuuuuuuuuuuuhuhuuuuu....WILL ALWAYS LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>560942484
rerawl
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>>560942735
WINRAR DO IT FAGGOT
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>>560942735
i got the 5
(if this post is a five disregard it)
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ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE
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>>560942735
also faggotpaws replied just before talking about suicidal shit or something
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>>560942693
why can't we fucking 5?!
reroll
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>>560942843
reroll
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>>560943025
winrar
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>>560943021
cus u a retard son
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>>560942996
reroll
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I often wear my sisters underwear all day.

Captcha: had akekyste
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>>560943025
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>>560943020
i forgot what my full name is... what is it again?
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Can you tell me my kik name? I can't find it anywhere
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Honestly it's okay. I'm a girl really. [Attach picture of some ugly fat girl]
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ayy lmao
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>>560943552
reroll-i-n-g
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>>560943384
>yours actually looks like that
>it's awfully small
>and kinda spotty too

My sides, OP, my sides
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>>560943384
I am satisfied.
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Can I see your dick?
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>>560943552
roll 4 dis
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>>560943384
actually yes. my uncle works in the music industry and for quite some time now i have been trying to get a few songs about abortion published but so far he's only shot me down.
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Tell him that the joke is actually on him and that you're a woman.
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i wish i could meet you, really.

And tenderly cuddle with you :3
Will you forgive me for all the shit i said before?
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>>560943647
roll
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>>560943695
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>>560943695
WINDROAR
captcha: anarchizing kick
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>>560943695
win the fuck rar
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>>560943798
Somebody is well practiced talking to faggots.
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Because I'm really horny, and I think you can help. :* <3
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>>560943907
we've been through so much whilst i thought you were a woman. i just kinda need proof that it's really the case :/
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>>560943907
well if we are going to fuck, i'd like to see if you are bigger
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Because I want to see what I'll be sucking when I come visit you this Saturday!
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>>560943907
Just curious how we compare. Mine's starting to move a bit over here.
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>>560944018
Dewwit OP
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>>560944035
WINRAR
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I just want it in my mouth so badly
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Meh, I kinda miss you :(
lets just forget this conversation and act like you are a girl again, okey?!
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>>560943987
Its what i get for lurking /b/ so many years.
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>>560944035
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I'm horny, willing to help? :*
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>>560944330
Would you like to go down under? ;)
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Well you know I could change.... for you... >//<
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>>560944330
except i'm not straight, hun! i was lying! by the way, can i come visit you this sunday?
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>>560944212
reroll
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>>560944018
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>>560944484
roll
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I'd be willing to make an exception just for you babe :*
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>>560944340
eoll
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GODDAMMIT OP DID YOU STILL NOT CHARGE YOUR FUCKING BATTERY ?
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Whats the name of the app ?
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>>560944212
this
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>>560944535
Winaringding
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>>560944535
WINRAR
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>>560944642
clam down, it's chargin, look in the corner
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>>560944535
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You thought i was straight?
Nope...Chuck testa
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What did you say about me, you little bitch?
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I'd possibly turn, just for you :*
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Have you been crying you fucking faggot?
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>>560944842
faggot
please kill yourself
(if this is 5 disregard it)
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Frozen? GODDAMN FROZEN???? YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
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>>560944834
Lol, Frost poster, what a faggot
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>>560944834
send me a pick of your poop so I can be double sure, you look like a girl
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>>560944964
It's called Frozen you dumb kike.
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>>560944943
Fuck off
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Have any... toys? ;)
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great. i can't wait to dress your corpse up in cheerleader apparel and fuck it dry
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>>560945065
Not in Sweden
Also, nice win
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>>560945065
Winrar
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>>560945065
shit win, soz not doing
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Fuck I love anal.
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I don't care if I'm from Austrailia, I'm coming over to your place and I'm gonna rape you. After that I'll use your dog for a fleshlight after I'm done with you.
You'd like that would't you, you little bitch.
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>>560944834
wow.. you're really cute for a guy.. i mean, i'm not gay or anything, i'm just saying. can i see you dick..?
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>>560945315
this one
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>>560945315
WINRAR
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>>560945262
Yeah I'm not good at these. Just gonna just stick to lurking. Move on.
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Send him a picture of your/someone elses dick
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why am i getting a boner
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>>560945315
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I'm looking forward to the rape ;);)
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If I don't see some cock from you right now we're never talking again. You've been lying to me and I demand some compensation!
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>>560945750
send pic of dick
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>>560939129
You're happy with your life? Pretending to be a chick on kik?? Seriously?!
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what is wrong with that guy
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ayy lmao fggt
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>>560945750
I'm going to fuck the dog first, cum in its eyes. Strap a steak to your ballsack and hit the bastard over the head with a shovel then fuck your tight virgin arsehole as your penis is bitten from your body.

also, send pics of sharpie in pooper.
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Tell him you're actually a girl and he makes your pussy wet
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>>560946056
roll
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>>560945984
he belongs to /b

a true faggot
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>>560946056
this
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Show me your think cock and boipussy. I think you turned me bi. Think I could..ya know...suck it? :D
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>>560946056
reroll
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>>560945750
I hope you're ready for the shrekoning that will be coming to your anus, and when it's all ogre I will do it to everyone of your siblings.They will feel the love that shrek the almighty has to offer them.
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>>560946158
Reroll
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I think you may have turned me bi... :3
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Wut does ur cock smell like mate?
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>>560946415
lol
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we know where he lives, anons. he lives in Nuneaton, Warwickshire in England. I also know what school he goes to and I know what his facebook account is :)
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>>560946396
reroll for this
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>>560946415
Include pic of Winslow too please.
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>>560946716
dude give me his number i'll go round and fuck him for you now
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>>560946716
if 5, we destroy his phagit life
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>>560946056
reroll myself because 4chan
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>>560945867
reroll
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>>560946415
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>>560946716
Post his facebook and let us send him some messages that are things that he said to you in this thread
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>>560946716
well, if 5 is rolled, will you give us his name on fb?
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>>560946716
Some britfag go and visit him
dont forget to call him pawsitivity
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>>560946885
winrar
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>>560946396
I re-roll for this too.
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>>560946885
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>>560946932
>>560946885
Yep, phagit destroying time pls
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wanna see how to throw like a real rambler?
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He seems like a very nice guy :)
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What do you want to do with my body?
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his fb: http: /joseph.blower1

also, i'll reveal his kik soon ;)
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>>560946932
give us the infos OP
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>>560947278
Roll
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Do you spit or swallow?
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>>560947284
also i'm gonna fuck him up on my fake facebook account used for trolling
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>>560947284
oh boy here we go
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HAHA Blower
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>>560947284
nice
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>>560947425
I demand screenshots of you fucking him up too, please
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You have no idea how horny I am ngl <3
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and the girl in his profile pic was the girl who he was posing as for the past fucking year

/b/, do. your. worst.
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Is your cum salty or sweet?
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/emma.blower.39

mother/sister?

mail his replies

???

profit
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>>560934037
your online girlfriend?
what kind of faggot tree is this?
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Want to stay as my online girlfriend? ;)
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I think you've crossed a line op
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>>560947920
Only one more month of summer...son
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links to the TWO girls he was posing as (complicated shit, man) for the past year.

/beccar.stock

/jada.burke

you're welcome anons
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>>560947284
Top kek.
Joseph Blower.
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I hope the silence is caused by everyone being busy little fb anons.
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>>560948906
Probably lots of people sending him the link to this thread.
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>>560948906
was thinking of that too
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Justice will prevail
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>>560949060
They better not...
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>>560949349
kek
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>>560949349
you faggot. You are literally much more of a faggot than this Blower guy
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don't ruin it people, this was soooo good till now
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>>560949349
Still chuckling a little at "pawsitivity <3"
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>>560949349
anon you're a bitch
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>>560949523
i couldn't be more of a fag until i change my second name to blower, fag.
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The faggot is a tumblrina confirmed!
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>>560949669
Cos that shit wasn't obvious haha
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>>560949667
unless you change your name to "anal" whiteknight faggot
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yeah the bitch loves Frozen
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>>560949873
>>560949669
This bitch just keeps getting gayer.
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i want one of you anons to come up with something for me. in this thread, type up the most erotic and fucked up paragraph ever that I can send to pawsitivity on kik

best one wins.
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>>560949349
Not sure why anons be getting pissed. He sent that to the fags mother (or sister?).

If OP didnt want people to ruin this kids life he wouldn't have posted fb
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>>560950123
You know what would be hot? If before we fucked you pulled down your pants and took the steamiest most smelly shit on my chest. I'm sorry if this sounds weird but just the smell turns me on so much and it lets me know that I'm a go for putting my 10 inch cock in your ass. Can you do that for me? ;)
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>>560950123
Okay, let's get this straight. I want your cock deep in my tight anus. No lube. Straight in. I want to shit all over your hard, sweaty cock and lick it off just for you baby. I want you to fucking cum brown. Then when we're done, we can have the dog piss in your mouth before covering ourselves in it's entrails. It will be glorious. I'm coming over in two days, get ready ;)
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>>560950123
Listen, fuck what I've said in the past. I don't give a fuck with you're male or female. I would love to get a piece of glass and insert it into your urethra. I would take great pleasure in setting your dog on fire then continuing to shit on its burnt corpse, then invite Emma Blower over for a dinner and serve her 'crispy fried dog' and proceed to shit down her throat whilst reciting 'the wheels on the bus' then an overture of "Let it Go" kicks in as we sacrifice ourselves to the great Justin Bieber and Walt Disney.
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>>560950569
Okay, that trumped mine pretty fucking badly. Damn.
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>>560950569
this
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>>560950569
reroll for this masterpiece
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>>560946885
>implying you will deliver
fag
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>>560950839
nvrmind, forgot we don't need to roll anymore
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>>560950569
winrar winrar chicken dinnrar
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You should shit him up by telling him you're going to send his messages and tell Emma Blower that he's been pretending to be a woman online and you're reporting him for identity fraud etc, it's always fun to scare kids.
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>>560951392
Tell him you love him so much that you'd cut his cock off and keep it as a keepsake forever
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>>560951392
oh my god, my best laught since a looong time, thanks op for all this xDD
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>>560950123
You know, I'm sorry I overreacted so hard when I found out you were a guy. I mean, just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't love another guy even if I'm straight, right? Because I did really love you when we were still together. My dad taught me that there's nothing wrong with loving a guy when you're straight. When I was a kid he used to come to my room and tell me a story before I went to sleep and he always gave me a little life tip like that before he left. He used to dress up as my favorite cartoon character and hold me tight and I loved him for doing things like that, because it was his way of showing he loves me. I was always happy when I saw him coming. I spread my cheeks for him and he penetrated my asshole every night. It hurt but I did it for dad. I wanted to please dad. He roars his mighty roar while he filled my butt with love. But that's all ogre now.
Dad is life
Dad is love
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>>560951714
I might as well stop trying to be funny when i get outdone constantly on this thread haha
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