Pregnancy Thread? Pregnancy Thread
>>560471509
>>560471640
You're a faggot.
>>560471759
>not liking pregnant women
I think we all know who's the faggot here
>>560471759
Don't like baby bellies?
>>560472480
I don't wanna be the only one keeping this floating
more please!
im a male nurse in my 20's. i work primarily in labor and delivery. 2 weeks ago i was asked to help out in one of our doctors birthing centers. only for a few days, just doing petty nurse shit in prepartum check ups. vitals, historys, specimin collection, procedure prepping, etc. im a decent looking guy, 6-7/10 but im young, single, have my shit together, and am in an incredibly panty dropping profession. ive met 3 pregnant women through this clinic. all single, all unimpregnatable, and hormonal as shit and dtf. im thinking of staying at the clinic. just to keep fucking single preggos.
This thread is making me wanna fuck my wife. She's pregnant right now.
>>560473376
monster.
>>560473051
>incredibly panty dropping profession
>male nurse
i think the only panties that will be dropping are your own
>>560473051
Interesting assessment
[spoiler]no ones got anything sitting in the back of their harddrive?[/spoiler]
My wife isn't on BC. Damn you 4chan, don't make me do it again.
It's so hot knowing she isn't.
>>560473376
Well, if your doctor didn't say you couldn't then you should be fine
[spoiler]just don't squish the kid depending on what position you take up[/spoiler]
>>560473051
living the dream
also
>this is my fetish
>knocked up my gf
>baby making sex greatest sex of my life
>ravaged her daily while pregnant
>love my daughter that came of it
>>560473693
96k a year, plus my overtime, and im 21. call me a fag all you want i dont really care. between the other nurses, the occasional pharmaceutical rep, and this recent stint of pregnant bitches i think im good.
'Nother bump for prosperity
>>560471509
id rather see the birth.
Call me a freak, but that shit really gets me off.
>>560474629
That'd be fair game to post here
>>560474629
That shit is good
Wish I had some to contribute
nothing better than cumming without protection inside a girl, knowing full well she isn't on birth control.
>>560475105
nothing on earth feels as righteous as this
>>560474629
Hang on, think I found one that might be of interest
It ain't pretty, but it's got a nice belly
Anyone else find it incredibly hot when the chick is in such a lust-induced state, she doesn't care if she is hurting the baby.
>>560474428
where the fuck are you making 96 a year without your masters?
>>560476131
>>560476220
san jose. L&D is high acuity, higher pay for higher acuity, and CA has huge cost of living deficit, so pay is adjusted as such.
>>560476570
For those that didn't come here for this, I am sorry. Just scroll down or something
>>560476664
>>560474428
I'm a BSN RN. With overtime I'm clearing 85 grand. And I have ten years experience in a major metro area. You are full of shit.
>>560476786
is your major metro area in the highest cost of living city in the country?
>>560476786
www indeed com/salary/q-Labor-Delivery-Nurse-l-San-Jose,-CA.html
>>560476997
>SJ
>Higher cost of living than SF, SD, OC, or nicer parts of LA
You might have these flyover fags fooled but as a fellow cen-calbro, you are no where near the most expensive city.
>>560472605
i get it
>>560477723
Still bumping
Figured more would start tossing stuff in
>>560477343
>www indeed com/salary/q-Labor-Delivery-Nurse-l-San-Jose,-CA.html
The highest COL in the country. Who would of thunk it? Enjoy your $3,000 one bedroom apartment. I OWN a three bedroom house AND a classic sailboat, AND an RV, AND a sand rail AND four quads. You may make more, but at the end of the day, I have more toys.
>>560477343
holy crap
91 to 106k. Only Nurse Practitioners pull that around here. But then again 250,000 will buy you a home worth 3.5 million in the Bay area.
>>560477540
San Jose is SF area. Between tech millionaires and artificially scarce land driving up the cost of real estate, the SF Bay area is one of the COL areas in the nation.
Ex GF
>>560478601
*highest COL areas in the nation
>>560478697
Is that a fucking Alien or what?
>>560479128
That, sadly, is a penis
>>560478601
Oakland and Vallejo are Bay area too, that doesn't make them nice. Heck some people even consider Santa Cruz (and by extension, Watsonville) the "Bay Area". Yes, the bay area is horrendously expensive, but SJ isn't the most expensive part.
>>560478697
Well. That ain't right...
man. those bumbs on her right asscheek. wtf
>>560479128
Breach birth.
Push it back in and start over.
Just so I'm not a complete racist, lets throw a nigger into the mix